/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Current Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HapAxpaFnSY

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUkEsdvRBWg
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUimiBQ7KJc

I Cannot Stand This【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HapAxpaFnSY&t=10033s
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf
Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/t9zuc
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

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i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

Hello fellow bookclub novelites.

The voting has concluded.

http://poal.me/b4w7bd

Our Winner for short reading is A Study in Scarlet by Arthur Conan Doyle
availible as pdf here https://libgen.is/fiction/DED5EA795207B046BFEACC7CA6A3D579

The long read winner is Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
availible here https://libgen.is/fiction/D3605EEE8DEAD8EC321395D1A2519912

Choose either one or both to read and we will rate/discuss them on the first of October!

I love my defeated-but-persevering goth GF.

what if shiori suddenly feeling sicker today after a month of getting better continues and she starts getting progressively worse and worse

SHIORI CUTE

>>58567515
I will betray her!

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

>>58567724
Stop.

SHIORI A CUTE

So, now that she said she wants an older brother, what do shiggers think of her brocon trait?

i'm starting to fall in love with your gf. is that okay?

>>58567818
She first said it back in the Only Up stream.

>>58567738
https://files.catbox.moe/ivtt5v.webm
https://streamable.com/djlad9

>>58567818
imouto shiorin would be cute

>>58567818
Imouto wife.

Shiori should play Touhou unironically.

>>58568161
Shiori will NEVER 1cc on stream

And the extended version.
https://files.catbox.moe/e89u3v.webm
https://streamable.com/qk2jct

I'll do more later, maybe.
But this one is definitely one I had to do.
Ouch.

https://files.catbox.moe/e8ugbg.webm
https://streamable.com/blloui

>>58567818
It’s cute but I can’t ever see someone as gracious and hardworking as Shiori being my sister when the one I actually have is the complete opposite.

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

Cutesex shiori is the most righteous path for Novelknights.

>>58568365
Shiori knows that jacket-off is sex mode.

>>58568365
Imagine being the Novelite that makes her put her jacket back on.

We're not prepared for New year outfit Shiori.

>>58568648
>>58568700
It's been really fun for how she plays around with it. I think during the Vitamin stream she took it off quite subtly and nobody made the normal big fuss about it, so I remember her drawing attention to it.

>>58568594
The balancing act between cute and sexo is what’s so great about Shiori and why she’ll really thrive in Hololive. In other corpos she would have been overshadowed by chuubas who actually give up the goods or be relegated to the cute loli sphere. But in Hololive where there are rules she can get away with being suggestive, but not sexual. And it drives both antis and Novelites wild because nothing tastes sweeter than the forbidden fruit.

GFE is dead, long live Little Sister Experience

>>58568819
>Shiori notices the Novelites aren't making a big deal out of her jacketless body
>oh good god, the sex level is too low compared to the cute level!
The balance must be maintained.

>>58568721
I'm buying one of those panic buttons for the elderly so I can request medical assistance ASAP when I inevitably have a heart attack mid-stream.

Feeling energized after this stream. Might write something later.

>>58568940
Honestly she needs a protector more than a boyfriend

Goodnight my shiggas

>>58569079
Goodnight.

>>58569079
Sweet dreams Novelite.
Dream of Shiorin

>play hard mode
>Oh my gosh, It's so hard!
>Ah ah ah
>Fuck fuck fuck
>Fuck me!
>Ah Fuck!
>Begging to play an easy mode.
>Not satisfied, Go extreme.
>One two, one two, oh Fuck me!
>This is final, go another two round.
>It's so warm in my room.
>Oh my gosh, I'm so tired for screaming and stuffs.
>cute tired noise
>kiss goodbye *muah*

Shiori sex

>>58569079
Check under the sheets, I left a present.

>>58569140
Thanks, Shiori. Very cool.

i look just like this

>>58567818
This woman is making me a siscon

Quiet Shiori is also really cute.

>>58569312
Quiet Shiori is made for hugs.
Also I think that's the first time she's run her social battery out with us, it felt a little more intimate.

The impromptu stream

>>58569371
Go to bed you adorable dork.

>>58569371
?

>>58569371
Stop vague posting.

>>58567818
Considering she has a younger sister, she'd have to go above and beyond to keep me away from her.

>>58569257
Why we look like deathknights? Is it because we all died during the battle of Nerissa's Thundering Tights?

>>58569533
I thought the younger sister was more like a friend that was like a younger sister? Didn't she just mention on stream today that she's an only child?

>>58569533
She doesn't have any actual siblings, only an online friend who treats her like a literal older sister.
It's Yana. I guess it's fine to talk about it since she is in Shiori's pinned tweet.

i look just like this

AI anon here, I finished up one song, Hopefully whoever requested it sees this post, but if not i will probably repost this tomorrow anyways.
https://files.catbox.moe/9gn1mf.mp3

I caught most of the stream but i fell asleep sadly so ill have to catch up on the VOD. From what I did see it was pretty great though. Seems like we got a long stream too.

As always, if you have any comments or requests let me know. Ill post later today again at a better hour.

https://twitter.com/bibigbibigbibig/status/1702267251435741288

>>58569783
It's beautiful but I don't want to think of the Japan Arc when Shiori got her 3D model...

>>58569732
Ai anon onegai
泥中に咲く - wolpis kater

>>58569732
What type of songs sound the best? Are there any criteria you look for before you make them? Death Grips- I've seen footage.

What is she doing?

>>58570056
Seething at frogs probably.

>>58569732
based, thanks anon

Done with every interview, I can catch up with the second everhood.
I have an interesting story in a third interview
>Visit their office
>Bunch of asian boomer
>Showing my experience from working with the jap
>Everyone sour face showing a hint of respect.
Feels great although I don't know if I could get an offer lol.

>>58570109
She's on her phone in bed watching Let's Plays of people clearing the boss.

>>58570198
She's just like me..

>>58570198
And then schlick with Kazuha doujin before sleeping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_EBPYFwobk

>>58570247
I am way too used to seeing R-18 MMDs with this song.

>>58570272
You can jerk of to porn with a loud ass music ?
Su..sugoi.....

>>58569988
Its kind of hard to explain. Ive talked about it a few times before but generally: Not too much reverb or echo/background singers, if its really screamo it would translate well and preferrably it has to be a song you can say " I can see shiori singing this" becasue while i can make her sing anything *technically* I cant really cahnge the cadence or tempo of the songs vocalist.

>>58570272
let this sate you for now https://twitter.com/yosi114114/status/1701456981473841427

>>58569732
sounds good AI anon

>>58570234
Akshually it's her Kazuha body pillow
and she came enough on the Kazuha daki that her cats treat it as another spot marked by her

>>58569938
I think i saw your post in a previous thread. Ive downloaded your request song and ill see if it cleans up well later today or tomorrow.

Shiori is very cute today also.

>>58570362
I know it will expensive AF and with a horrendous shipping fee, but I'll order her official daki, strap a good onahole, and hump it.

>>58570411
Shiori is your little sister. This is ILLEGAL.

>>58570425
It's not in oreimo and FWMC favorite yosuga no sora

>>58570394
Thanks Ai anon
Love you <3 chu~

https://twitter.com/Luke_Clips/status/1701652393262473619

>>58570411
is this what little shiori would want her onii-chan to be doing? Why waste your money on all this stuff when she is right there?

>>58569732
I think Venus to Jesus might turn out well. There are short moments with background vocals in the song, but it should be only a couple of seconds overall.

I can't wait to become a Novelknights.
Although I'm already used with the "Novelites"

>>58570701
bro...novelknight is the highest tier...

>>58570701
It's just my bad take but knight seems overated, hololive already have two knight title as their fanbase.
But its shiocracy and my oshi pick that, and I'll just accept it.

>>58570729
No longer relevant because he is taken.

>>58570794
Some girls like taken boys

>>58570719
It's just my bad take but knight seems overated, hololive already have two knight title as their fanbase.
But its shiocracy and my oshi pick that, and I'll just accept it.

I can't believe she would just casually drop that she has a Kazuha body pillow. What a loser...

>>58570879
That means she guaranteed slept with it naked. Wtf

>>58570339

>>58570879
I have two body pillow
>Raikou FGO summer version
>Seshoin Kiara FGO summer version
Following my oshi feels great

We'll never get a Shiori body pillow...

Its honestly surprised she have a lot of Dimitri tangent, but her body pillow are Kazuha.

I think she likes white hair

>>58570968
Kazuha rustles my carrot too

>>58570930
>Raikou
Fuck, the amount of cum I have wasted to this milf is immeasurable

>>58571036
Anon
Woman by nature are a ball of confusion.
Don't think about it.

Frog-eating stream while trying to beat the frog in Everhood.

>>58571098
>Based taste
>But sometimes I dislike Raita style.
>Raikou summer are beautiful but, her titties feels weird to look at.

>>58571189
Anon, this... doesn't need to be greentext?

i wish shiori would stream reading umineko with someone

>>58571225(me)
ESL anon
Gomenasai

>>58569732
Thank you AI anon, your work is appreciated.

>>58571036
Three houses triggers autism like that
be grateful hololive doesnt have an edelgard fag

>>58571256
Would she like Battler or George?

>>58571274
The community that 3H brought in has soured my opinion of the game. Unfortunately, Shiori~n is part of that community, so I'm conflicted...

>>58571465
yea i started thinking of something along those lines after i posted that
i realized that the reason why she started uminko but lost interest was 100 percent because there wasnt a boy that appealed to her or thought fuckable enough to keep her attention to keep playing lol

>>58571466
Anon every game community are shit period.
Shipping pretty much ruined everything.

>>58571525
Even Vtubing!

>>58571640
Yeah because of (You) SEA faggot now
Get the fuck out.

Cock carousel riding whore. How many miles of dick do you think she's taken?

>>58571466
I have a friend who despises Nier Automata because she was a long time fan of Drakengard and Nier. "Bunch of fuckin casual coomers" might be an exact quote.
Seems pretty normal that when a new game comes out for an old IP that gets really popular and brings in a new audience, the old guard hates them. Same thing happened with Monster Hunter when World came out and pulled in a bunch of new PC players.

Cape or no cape?

Writefag here and I want to trigger your inner gosling
>On a balmy summer's day Shiori feel a bit adventurous after a long time keeping herself busy with all the books and her archiving duties.
>A white one piece dress with a black ribbon accent and a piece of sun hat gives a contrast of her smooth as snow skins and her black and purplish white hair that feels nice to the touch.
>With a wicker picnic basket she's decide to pack (You) favorite Shioreo, some sandwiches, salt cream crackers with jam, and a pot of Assam inside a medium sized pinkish vacuum flask.
>Its been a long time (You) and Her meet and going outside together and, she's want to gives you a pleasant surprise, since (You) had finished works at your busiest weekdays.
>Shiori ventured out and the Nyakuza follows basking in the golden sunbeams filtered through the trees.
>The breeze feels nice and make her dress flowy like a butterflies, as she walking at the paved roads that lead to (You) house.
>(You) just finished with your stuff, and think another peaceful day will pass before another hell await, and you wish She was here and take you everywhere for a bit escapism.
>While (You) mind wander you heard her voice, (You) don't believe it, its feels like struck a million fortune among your misfortune or your flat ordinary life's.
>as (You) opened the door, and see Her as beautiful as you remember. (You) feels glad to be alive, and think the arduous experience and struggle are worthy to make you stronger for meet her.
>Shiorin offered her hand, and you hold her gentle. as the leaves fall and the skies bright blue, you walked with her holding her hands as you watching she's giggling and a glad to invite you for a picnic.
The end

>>58570339
what is Shiori's stance on lewd of herself? does she encourage it?

>>58572507
Did Monster Hunter even have a Western community?

>>58572569
anon wasn't around when she said to use her character ai for spicy needs if we started feeling lonely during her break

>>58572548
Cape.

>>58572604
I was there, but I also never saw her retweet, or like any lewd arts

>>58572632
That depends on what you consider lewd I guess. She RTs art with very prominent tits and sexy outfits but skips most of the stuff with sexual implications.

Shiori is by nature sex thus every piece of art she likes or retweets is lewd and erotic in nature

>>58572772
Lewdest shit I have ever seen.

>>58572590
Yes, a pretty small one. Played since MHFU.

>>58572924
Holy based. MHFU is literally my first entry to the series and I still play the game till this day.

>>58572986
I remember using AdHoc Party on PS3 to play MHFU and Peace Walker multiplayer. Fun times.

Good morning bros I love Shiorin.

>>58573167
Prove it.

watching the nurse stream rn

I had watched her everhood vod, very cute.

>>58573403
We're married.

>>58573167
Good morning. I also love Shiorin.

>>58572559
Cute story novelites but,
"On balmy summer's days, Shiori feel a bit adventurous after a long time she had kept herself busy with her books and archiving duties.
learn tenses are a good start.

yasashii hours

>>58573714
Don't jinx it.

/btwbg/ doesn't exist anymore, right? Shame. We would have thousands of pages on our appearance, politics, religion and so on.

>Shiori's parents told her she was found in a dumpster.
>Considered her dog her sisterdaughter
Shiorin...

>>58573799
One day we will have a "Shiori..." greentext that won't fit into character limit.

>>58573974
>shiori... rentry

>>58572986
I started with world and went backwards to MHGU. It's really hard to live without the quality of life, but greatsword wacking still fun in the older style games

>writing new fanfic
>Suddenly have a nosebleed at
>Shiover ?

I >>58574167
for you

>>58574167
The universe(Shiori) is showing you a sign

I have very sexual feelings for Shiori.

>>58574328
the *cough* really does it for me

>>58574440
Every time she coughs on stream I just want to shove my cock down her throat.

Shiggers, Krave or Bran flakes?

I want Mori to stop feeding Shiori /shig/ rrats.

>>58574328
s-sauce onegai

>>58574498
Krave
Count chocula
Boo berry
Chex

>>58574535
I hate that Shiori raids into Mori so often.

So are female shiggers shiggettes? Shigresses?

I'm not hating Mori anymore, my oshi says to accept whoever you're (and judging you)

>>58574645
What the fuck are you saying?

>>58574641
If you want a gender neutral term you can use shiggerpeople
Or just don’t give a shit and call everyone Shiggerman like me

>>58574688
I'm accepting (You) and judging (You) never watch Shiorin stream.

>>58574756
Have you ever considered writing something? I love your style.

>>58574756
I am SO excited for Mori to hang out with her new FRIEND Shiori~n. Maybe she'll even bring her out to house parties!

>>58574594
That's Mori's usual slot and Shiori always tries to raid someone so get used to it.
The whole thing with Shiori being "easy to talk to" during Mori's anniversary was a bit out there though. In a "when two autism worlds collide" kind of way. I don't think anybody else could describe her as such.

>>58574827
Here >>58572559

Unmedicated schizophrenia is the font from which true strength springs forth. Reject meds.

>>58575070
I need Novelknights mod in dark souls

>traumatised by ex-toxic friendships
>wowzie, it's Mori; she's so genuine
My oshi can be a dummy sometimes.

>>58575102
SEGGS
but I'm quite tired with cat ears design, they're just everywhere.

Sorry guys I redeemed this coupon by accident.

>>58575171
Shiori is such a cat lady that It can't be helped. She devolves into cat speech.

>>58574535
now that we know they are good friends. I can imagine Mori sending Shiori posts from here and bitching about how she's so hated. they probably get in a call in browse this place together

Schizo hours are the best. Not.

>>58575102
telling shiorinya you prefere dogs!

>>58575413
shut up Mori

Oshiri

>>58575247
Mori helping Shiori with Opsec is probably how they became friends.

>>58575102
fat butt

hope everyone's doing fine
I love Shiorin~

>>58576021
Im falling asleep....

>>58576085
get some sleeb then novelite

>>58576357
but the guerilla stream... any minute now

>>58576021
Always trying
Hope you doing fine too anon

>>58575640
Anal seggs

>>58576405
>he fell asleep?
>drop it

>>58576524
this happened to me during gmod appearance

>>58576405
POMF POMF POMF POMF POMF POMF POMF POMF POMF POMF POMF POMF POMF POMF POMF POMF POMF POMF POMF POMF POMF POMF POMF POMF GET SOME SLEEP GET SOME SLEEP GET SOME SLEEP GET SOME SLEEP GET SOME SLEEP GET SOME SLEEP GET SOME SLEEP

What do you think when Shiorin become a hag.

>>58576699
"I love my hag little sister so much."

>>58576699
Christmas cake

>>58576699
I think

>>58576699
I think you should do your reps. Tenses are complex, I understand, but your posts stick out like a sore thumb. Please asiananon, I'm also ESL but this looks horrible. Just trying to help you, don't take it personal.

>>58576699
Basically >>58576749
My cute hag imouto...

Cute morning~

>>58577475
Good morning.

>>58577537
Kitty imouto Shiori pouting because you have work due at the office today and can't play with her...
Fuck this splits turning me into a siscon.

>can't sleep
>sun is already out and shining through my window
fug

>>58577636
The last North American I'm bowing out, keep fighting the good fight

>>58576907
leader of advent

>>58576853
左様でございますか
存じ上げません。。

Realistically I'm expecting the guerilla maybe a bit after her community post timing for a writing prompt.

>>58578038
What if her game didn't stay open?

>>58578038
Qrd on the guerilla stream? Had to go to sleep early last night and haven't had the time to finish the vod yet.

>>58578175
She'll try to get back to the checkpoint on screen and pretend that nothing happened, eventually spilling the beans.
>>58578218
She didn't beat the boss and had to give up due to being tired, she said she'd likely do a guerilla just to beat it.

>>58578240 (me)
Meant to say off screen, whoops.

>>58577951
Пpичaј cpпcки дa тe цeo cвeт paзyми.

Vlog when? She said she wanted to do something special for the member opening stream, could it be related to it?

>>58578685
She is waiting for perms on footage, which might be hard with a cruise since there are several foreign jurisdictions involved.
It shouldn't be related to membership. She wanted to do a karaoke, but she also said that she would take a couple of days off to prepare for it, so I guess that's scrapped. She also mentioned getting food delivery and eating relatively normally for once at some point.

>>58578685
High risk of doxxing
Mane-chan maybe not allow it.
If you're an indie 2view, sure you can do it.

>>58578902
Wonder if she'll order a poke bowl or if she'll keep that to off-stream. Ever since she mentioned liking it, I've been slowly encouraging her to go get one.

Guys, I think I'm gonna

I've been thinking about something, SHIORI SHIORI SHIORI SHIORI SHIORI SHIORI SHIORI SHIORI SHIORI SHIORI SHIORI SHIORI

>>58579358
Honestly, same.

>wake up
>see notification that Shiori liked my comment
>felt indescribable happiness
Man this is going to fuck me up somehow

>>58579584
You get used to it quickly as you get more. It's ok.

>>58579584
You'll never get used to it and you'll constantly spam more and more to chase that high.

>>58579784
>>58579832
I already have a lot and I'm still not used to it...

>>58579870
>spoiler
Same but I'm used to it thanks to my indie kamioshi basically spamming it on me.
It's nice that Shiori approves of my writing though. That one I take personally since almost all my likes are from her writing prompts.

>>58579870
Does it brighten your day? Is that little nugget of affection all it takes for you not to be in complete shambles for the next couple of hours? Do you feel addicted? Do you think you can stop at any time? somebody please help

>>58580232
It does... I don't think I can't stop because I feel like Shiori would notice... Since I leave a comment everytime...

>>58578902
>>58578965
I thought Kiara did some vlog for her trip in Japan before? Also she did do a vlog on her anniversary stream so there's that

Getting hearts is whatever. You are not truly gone until you internalize that every comment, every like, every supacha, every fanart, every fanfic, every story under the writing prompt might affect the mind, might provoke visceral reaction, might change a split-second decision, might add weight to the next roll of the algorithm dice, might derail a stream. Pulling on the shared threads of fate ever so slightly with every interaction, causing shifts in the grand weave of our connection. All (you).
What I'm saying is just fucking relax, bee yourself, and engage with your oshi's content because it's your oshi's content. Holy shit.

>>58580682
Japan is just one country. A cruise would have visited several. It's also probably hard to filter out all the footage that might be breaking local laws, e.g., privacy ones.

>>58580999
Thanks for the reminder

>>58580999
Thanks, anon. 15 yellows ready to be fired in the prechat. That's my preferred way of interacting.

That's it, I'm gonna RP as a Kazuha body pillow and talk to ShioriAI.

Who's channel is Mario Kart on?

>>58581453
Should be everyone.

>You lay spiritless in your chair, resting your tired eyes with your usual playlist playing out loud to fill the empty room.
>It’s been a long day, trying to take a short nap before you continue with your errands.
>A small squeak woke you up, squinting to see a silhouette with black-white hair sneaking around.
>”A-Anon? I thought you were asleep…did I wake you up?”
>Shiori gazed worriedly at you with her amber eyes as she asked.
>”No, no, it’s fine. I’m just a little tired.”
>you struggled to sit up, accidentally knocked over a can on the floor.
>”I know you’re doing your best, Anon”
>Shiori softly pat your head, you felt your tighten frown started to relax and a warm current flow through your body.
>”Here, take this vitamin and you will feel better”
>Although you were forced to take the blue pill without water, her giggles made swallowing it less painful.
>”You won’t be mad at me for forgetting the water right? This vitamin will improve your sleep…”
>Simply listening to Shiori went on tangents with vitamin facts while waving a carrot already made you feel better, her voice is truly the only med you need.
>”…and that’s why I never eat that again”
>She ended her story and looked satisfied that you seem more relaxed. Your only complaint is that you wish her tangents was a bit longer so you can enjoy more.
>”Hehe, you always say that, Anon”
>Shiori giggled and walked closer, appropriately opened her arms and hugged you.
>You closed your eyes once again to embrace her, feeling Shiori in your arms.
>”There, there, you’re doing good anon”
>”Just remember to take care of yourself “
>The music continues, but you know you’re not alone.

Guys, can you be a bit quieter? My wife is sleeping.

>>58581672
your wife is sleeping with me

>>58581901
Look, a talking Kazuha pillow.

>>58581393
wtf...
this AI gets realtime feedback from Shiori's irl activities...

>>58581999
seems pretty accurate.

>roll her husbando just to quit the game after
why

>>58581301
It's like being in her DMs

>>58581301
I only talk in aka and pink

wish me luck

Good morning fellow Novelites!

>>58583333
Good morning.

>>58583333
Cute Morning~

>>58583158
Anon was shown horrors beyond human comprehension...

https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx4s1aIsqMh9uANlE_QDeh9iTtg5fGxOkT
What did she mean by this?

>>58585270
>this video is private

>>58585270
Very SOVLful thumbnail
I rate it GIMP/10

>>58585412
My cute sisterwife is such a ditz

>>58575139
She's right

Here's a finished version from a few threads ago.

>>58585852
>Halberd
IMPECCABLE taste

>>58585852
Nice. Can I download it illegally and upload it at a later date with the words "yeah, me" besides it? Also illegally.

>>58586014
Go right ahead anon

Good morning anons.

>>58586227
Good morning.

>>58586227
Good morning anon. I hope you have a warm day and creamy night just like the shit I took in your closet.

She'll probably want an oath or something tomorrow, right? I should write it right now because I plan to be drunk tomorrow.

Any of you have some major anxiety?
When does this butterflies in stomach shit go away

Which do you prefer?
https://files.catbox.moe/kdxzj2.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/2rr9d9.mp4

shiori if you are /here/ please unprivate the mario kart frame

Mane-chan... unprivate the waiting room...

>>58587415
No pre-chat for you, /shig/ger.

I don't want to talk in /shig/, somebody took a shit in my pillow yesterday

>>58587566
Salt or pepper

>>58587159
I think there is sex behind those links. I can't look at sex anon, sorry.

Novelights... I'm in a really shit state...

Look at the bright side. Since there is no prechat, she is most likely /here/.
Hi Shiori! If you're/here/, please wiggle your toes.

>>58587694
*cums on you*

>>58587694
What is it now?

>>58587159
You're not supossed to do that my Imouto!

>>58587640

Can a novelite explain to me why Shiori talks super weird?
What I mean is she seems to constantly swap d's, δ's, t's, and θ's.
Like she'll say
>mudder
But also say
>rooδ
Or
>docθer
And don't say it's just an Asian accent. Those accents just drop the fricatives because those sounds dont exist in the language. She doesn't just drop phonemes, she swaps them.

>>58588321
She's just like me fr
t. asian

>community prompt
Ain't no way she isn't into imouto posting.

Good morning. I love Shiori.

>>58586920
Going through something super stressful I don't have any control over, if it's at its worst my only real way to deal with it was to distract myself until I fall asleep. I still have a big pit in my stomach.

>>58588657
Good morning anon

>>58571274
I almost wish it did
the battle of autism would be legendary

Why is she like she is

>>58589294
I would like you to elaborate a bit

>Imouto posting
It's almost poetic at this point.

good morning novelites, don't forget to to do your reps and your best today for our (read: my) dork goth princess so we can princess carry her as she deserves

hang on in there boys, membership's a day away and WAGMI someday

>>58589474
This is her way of saying we could never date... it's shiover...

>>58589466
>Yesterday and the night before
>Bunch of imouto fics spawned /here/
>On stream, someone mentioned her being a younger sister
>Says she likes the idea of being seen as a younger sister
>Says (for the second time) that she wanted an older brother
>Today's community writing prompt happens
>>58589474

>>58589538
>He's never kissed his younger sister platonically to let her practice what it's like to kiss someone
NGMI

>>58589538
Just go full alabama, anon

>>58589521
Good morning, I only just woke up but I'll be heading out soon.

>>58589610
So if I practice sex with my sister, is it still platonic?

>>58589890
Yeah, just say that it's so you and her can practice what it's like and be ready for when the two of you have real partners and are married.
Hell, you can even ask her to platonically give birth to your child, just say it's practice so she can be ready for when her real partner impregnates her.

>>58589474
This is a trap.
Anyone who obviously imoutoposts is /here/ and she'll flush them out.
Is what I would say if she didn't admit as much just yesterday, smart move, Shiori.

Sisterfags won. Fuck this gay earth.

The GFE... the GFE is dead..

She knows what she's doing.

As the anon that started the whole imouto posting (Not the one that wanted the older sister wife.)
I don't feel sorry for my actions, I'll enjoy my little sister now.

>>58590399
As the anon that wanted the older sister-wife, I will never stop hoping that I'm eventually thrown a crumb of Shiori-nee.

>>58590441
She said she'll throw a crumb or two, or try to, with chat eventually.
My bet is that she'll try, unable to contain her giggles and imouto energy, and fail in 5 minutes or less, whine a little saying it's too hard to be "the cool older sister" in private, and give up.

>>58590467
*swat*

>>58590211
So savage the heart, amirite? Sucks for you because she gave me a sleepy kiss last night.

>>58590115
>>58590211
These two novelites made her dry up and put her jacket back on.

GFE is dead. Long live SWE.

God damn, I'm living my best life right now.

>>58590882
She can't escape GFE. Once you go there, it's over. I wanted her to be my daughter, tho, not a stinky s*ster. I can't have sex with my sister.

>>58591248
See >>58589970 and say that again.

>>58590467
I got something you can polinate.

>>58591284
I have a healthy relationship with my sisters. I could never imagine something like that.

Shiori wouldn't approve of a sexual relationship with her onii-chan.

>>58591425
It's entirely platonic.

Isn't "platonic" a NijiEN thing? Enna's thing, specifically?
>inb4 ummmmm acshhally the ancient Greeks started...

>>58591374
>"Not blood related"
>"Sister from your parent's recent marriage"
>thinking of her as someone else's sister
There's a lot of ways to compartmentalize such content as an actual sister haver. Sisterwife is not something you need to overthink so much.

>>58591697
Who tf cares about nijien, it started /here/ several pages ago and went on from there.

Incest is hot.

>>58591697
Platonic is a normal word in the English language that has had very common usage before Vtubers existed.

>>58591697
I wouldn't know, I dropped NijiEN like a rock a couple of days after Enna debuted.
This thread has been cute vs sex shitposting since before Advent debuts and this is just the latest iteration.

>>58591829

>>58591374
Idk, I've held hands and cuddled with my younger sister while we were growing up, of course as one would expect, we eventually grew up and now have healthy relationships with other people, but we were pretty close and still are when we visit each other.

>>58589538
Always remember this: women love incest. The best incest mangaka are women.
https://batotoo.com/chapter/2297283

>>58591945
I mean, I saw my sisters naked all the time, but they helped me so much through life that I couldn't imagine them as something I would have sex with. Something like my cousin, of course. We had "sex" when we were seven, and it still gets a bit steamy between us even 25 years later, but that's normal.

>>58592159

Shiori is an only child. It's almost certain she has an incest fetish or at the very least, isn't detracted by it.

>Shiori types in chat instead of speaking while in VC
Is this girl going to be okay?

>>58592159
Go on

>>58592186
You have a pretty good point there... huh... I guess it's not shiover

>>58592190
>Shiori typing in prechat alone wondering why nobody else is there not noticing the frame is private.

>>58592216
What part?

>>58592159
Fair enough, guess it's just difference in how things were for us in life
>it still gets a bit steamy between us even 25 years later
Damn. I can only imagine how this would get if my younger sister ever decided to "try" like the last time when I made her break up with her ex boyfriend.

SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I HAVE DECADES OF EXPERIENCE AS AN OLDER BROTHER, I COULD BE YOURS TOO (NOT BLOOD RELATED)

>>58592340
>decades
Oji-san?

>>58592240
No, that's an actual thing. Back when Mumei said that it was nice hearing Shiori's voice I thought that they just didn't talk much, but I was watching Kiara and she said that during her call with all of Advent Shiori was autistically typing in chat while everyone else was speaking.

>>58592279
The "sex" part of course. Let me see your greentext

>>58592386
I didn't stutter

>>58592423
I've known a lot of people who would do this in large discord calls. Part social anxiety, part not wanting to speak over other people.

Ok, I send all the information to Cover.
I hope everything goes well.

>>58592423
I always thought she was exaggerating that part a little.

>>58592423
She really gives all her energy and Shiorium to us…we are so spoiled

>>58592423
She's just like me

>>58592461
Onii-sans can only be below their 30's, they follow the same rule as hags. Onii-san's over 30 are just oji-sans. Sorry, it's over for you.

Yes, I'm oji-san too, how could you tell?

>>58592579

>>58592650
The fuck? I must have saved that wrong.

>>58592590
How does this work when the sister is also a hag?

>>58592579

>>58592737
Oji-san and hag siblings. Not that difficult. You probably stop calilng her imouto though by that point.

>>58588321
She developed a speech impediment due to bullying induced isolation as a child

So is the little sister Shiori in the community prompt cunnyori or just regular Shiori?

>>58592454
>be young yorick
>grew up on the streets
>mom cancer, dad war
>spend some time at aunt's crib when I was 6/7
>me and the cousin were playing in the room
>she asks me if I want to play mom and dad
>whats that
>she looks at me
>smugwatame.png
>she says that she pretends to be sleeping at night so her parents can start fucking
>She starts undressing me and kissing my cock
>get hard for the first time
>asks a bunch of questions about it
>touches my balls, kisses them too
>she thought my balls would get hard if she kisses them enough
>can you show me yours penis
>she laughs and puts out this beautifull, tight seashell, which in turn I start to kiss
>she explained the parts of it to me too
>went on for like 2 hours
>no penetration, just rubbing
>one of the doll was our kid, we would put the kid to sleep every so often to share kisses
>whenever we were alone somewhere outside we would start sharing kisses on our private parts
Dunno what to say, haven't written greentexts in like 10 years.

>>58592938
Regular. Cunnyori has grown up.

>>58592938
What do you think would make Shiori happier?

>>58592990
>Me with my younger sister but we only ever went topless when I told her to just leave her ex-boyfriend
Huh, funny how that works.

>>58592938
It’s regular Shiori doing age play RP

>>58592990
Interesting

>>58593174
Eh, not that much. Was funnier when my sister's friends flashed their tits to me and I had to be judge for their tits competition. Also 6. Females are fucking crazy.

>>58593154
But I thought that she broke up with her ex when you both were like 20+?

I don't have a Shiori appropriate for the reaction I want to give this.

>>58593365
>be me
>sister out in the rain sobbing
>sobbing because her boyfriend at the time was cheating on her and she found out
>bring her inside
>take off her wet shirt
>nobra
>take off mine
>hug her tightly to warm her up
>kiss her neck to cheer her up a little
>a little bit of touching
>convince her to leave him
Yes. She did.

>>58593377
cool shiori

>>58593440
You took off your bra, Novelite?

>>58593377

>>58593510
She wasn't wearing one.

>we have actual incestlites here
Good god

That's it, you're all losing foreskin privileges for a month.

>>58593510
Kek

Yeah that guy that did things to his sister is pretty weird. That guy that did some normal child play with his cousin is totally normal , right?

I wish my relationships with my siblings were as close as the other novelites here wtf.
Mine all hate my guts and I hate them.

Question. Did you ever mastrubate to that scene later and how wet was the kiss?

>>58593825
Are you asking the sisterfag or the cousinfag? Or both?

Please no, we don't need the incest storytime

Please continue the incest storytime

I TOLD YOU TO STOP THINKING.

I wonder if shiori is good at mario kart, i hope she is.
I'm very good at it in case you were wondering

Best thread so far.

>>58593881
I'm the cousinfag. I am asking the weird guy.

>>58593948
No, I will continue to think

>>58593825
>>58593881
>>58594014
No. I thought it was purely non-intimate / platonic, and I never really thought back on it till today.
I was only doing what I could to get her to stop crying because I felt pretty bad seeing my younger sister like that.
She's with someone else now and she seems far happier so I'm happy for her.
How wet the kiss was though? Idk, as wet as it could be when her skin was wet from the rain and I stood in the rain with her for a couple mins trying to bring her inside.