/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

Sharks aren't an interesting animal

>>58565317
I goomed…

VERY cute shark. Please be kind to her!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_nnU6n1FPI

>>58565113
massive passive income

>>58565361
Absolute worst post in all of /ggg/ history.

The anniversary stream was both cute and funny.

>>58565401
Does that mean bushi pucci posting is /ggg/ approved now?

>>58565389
gb2/#/

>>58565439
NO. fuck off anti!

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>58565439
Nyo those are the second worst

>>58565439
Cancer is worse than the flu but I don't want either.

>>58565453
Idk what that means

>>58565489
I always know you guys love Booba Gura

I was watching Gura on my laptop while watching football on my TV and my brother walked past and called me a fag

>>58565386
I forgot I was listening to an AI cover and was immensely disappointed when she actually started singing.

>>58565524
Gura loves booba Gura

>>58565439
I'm not the person you should be asking. I only dislike those because you word it like a retard. Just talk about her massive overgrown untamed bush like a normal person.

How come the last 3 streams were only an hour?

>>58565526
My brother watches vtubers but doesn't like Hololive.

>>58565551
You think you're smart huh?

>>58565524
the only booba gura i love is gooba booba

>>58565466
Why is she moving like that? Does she just want me to bend her mozzarella stick body over a kitchen counter and ravage her cunny until she becomes even more of a retarded slobbering mess?

>>58565580
they were mandatory

>>58565439
No I am still hexxing every person who posts that cringe shit. And my hexes never fail.

I have a strange respect for this guy
No one ever mentions it but he's just been keeping on and not stopping
https://twitter.com/Baxtli8/status/1702546391720251548

>>58565642
Is she just a mandatory stream only streamer now or something? I don't even know when to expect streams anymore.

>>58565739
next year :3 huhaha

>>58565776
hehe :3
^-^

>>58565683
I haven't read a single one. The entire concept of her going on adventures with kobo makes no sense. Just draw Gurame like a normal person.

>>58565837
goob morning

>>58565837
Oyasame

>>58565524
BIGGER

>>58565524
i want those things to engulf my dick

she was so wild this stream

PlayStation or Xbox

>>58565524
Holy based

>>58565852
plug-in type

>>58566009
Gura is Gabby confirmed once and for all

>>58565524
>AI
>Booba Gura
I was supposed to hate this... But why my pp hard...

Can you do more squats than Gura?

>>58565964
PC

I'm not really sure what to do from here and it's fucking with me.
On one hand, these absences have been stressing me so badly that I've actually taken days off just to deal with it and have dreaded opening Youtube and Twitter almost every time just because I was afraid I'd find nothing from her yet again. The simplest solution here would just be to drop it and walk away from her completely, if I didn't care so much.
Because on the other hand, I have been on this journey with this wonderful, sweet person since the very beginning. I watched her doubt herself when she played Maneater for the first time and felt bad for her. I watched her slowly come out of her shell as time went on (at least a little bit). I watched her develop relationships with the other Holos. I bawled my fucking eyes out the moment she popped onto the big stage for the first time in 3D during Link Your Wish, and so on. I'm tearing up just remembering that shit.
I know it'd probably end up being the best for my mental health if I just said "fuck this" and walked away, but every time I seriously consider that I end up remembering all of the memories I've made with her and my heart fucking breaks. I'm stuck.
tl;dr venting

>>58566121
k

>>58565837
Sharkdreams

>>58566096
Not right now. I injured my knee at work.

Gura's subcount went up again. Almost 4.4M

>>58566106
This
>>58565964

>>58566121
didn't read huhaha, I will now jerk off to swimsuit Gura

>>58566121
i love her but i just don't feel loved back anymore
idk what it is with her
maybe shes just be a turbo woman

>>58565837
Sleep tight buddy

>>58566121
just keep following her to the end
nothing else to worry about

I need an AC5 remaster

>>58565524
You mean Bimbo Gura?

>>58566316
DUMBER

>>58566096
Yes, but I have to wear a bandage because I have a knee injury.

Sex with a fembud.

>>58566121
>these absences have been stressing me so badly
people joke at us but this is so real. I've cried almost every day, for the past 2 weeks. Not even about Gura (some of the times) I'm just a fucking wreck. And people make fun of me when I try to tell them that Gura is just taking a break because she wants to come back strong. but I am no longer strong gura. i am but a broken man.

>>58566497
wait.. you still think she "will come back strong for us"? I'm sorry bud, but that was clearly not the case after the first two times she disappeared again after coming back from her health break and holofes prep.

Sex with Goobs

why are fembuds LARPings as ryan gosling

why aren't peko posters treated the same as frogposters yet

Gooba is not erotic

>>58566851
but they do, if anything they get treated worse because frogposters get replies even if it's usually kys

Gooba is very erotic to me

>>58566851
you don't get peko posters, stop pretending you do

>>58567069
i'll drink her breasts until shes as flat as a pancake again

Bloop bros, we won.

>>58567164
he's been smashed flat...

>>58567210
Gura sat on him to the point it ended up flat, you better sniff him.

>>58567258
You can smell Gura's fart too if you are lucky

Guess I'll watch the fauna/bibou collab that streamed through the marathon...

imagine sitting with gura in the corner of school where no one goes watching her plink away at project diva for the whole lunch period and then one day she rests her head on your shoulder while playing

>>58566096
Easily, with 315 pounds.

>>58567456
…. I don’t like Bijou she just too zoomer for me.

>>58567600
I really want to carry her around by her thong handles.

>>58567600
god damn it i'm getting hard again

>>58567423
That's how you know you got the limited edition merch.

>>58567612
Zoomer and SEA.

i dont find gura seuxal anymore

I am seriously in love with this womanchild.

haptic feedback lap dance

>>58565317
Well, it was nice to see Goob stream. Her streams are as enjoyable as ever. I'll see you guys in two months when she streams again!

>>58567851
next year*

Imagine not being sexually attracted to this perfect specimen of a lady.

stinky fishe

>>58567600
I want to lick the curve of her back so bad...

So, comfy hours now?

>>58567895
You aren't supposed to be sexually attracted to vtubers, that isn't how it works. Especially childlike ones. You invented that yourself.

>>58568050
Since you asked so nicely

>>58567733
gay

I am incredibly attracted to this strange girl in every way.

>>58568047
More like horny hour

>>58568187
My favorite holoen artist because he draws gura getting fucked by black guys. There's not enough art of that out there.

>>58566121
>>58566185
>>58566497
I'm sorry anons, but you fell for the wrong type of woman. The type of woman who only loves you for convenience. I know because I've been in your shoes before. It seems all great and all at the beginning; you're getting to know one another better and she's being intimately personable with you because she's just as vulnerable as you. You, out of the purest love in your heart, support her and build her up. You're there when she accomplishes her goals and share in her joy. You're genuinely happy when she grows even more lovely than when you met her, all while being at her side. But when she's healed, when she's whole again, that's when the downfall starts. The intimacy grows dull, the interactions aren't as colorful as they used to be, and you notice she grows more and more distant. You may notice her eyes drift away from you and towards somewhere or someone else. You bury the thought though. You think "I was the one who supported her the whole time, there's no way she doesn't feel anything for me!" but it's true. She never loved you for you, she loved you for what you could do for her. And once you've given up enough energy for her sake, you are discarded like a product that has outlived it's use. The only way out now is to accept what has happened, accept that you now know how she truly is, and move on. Better yourself, love yourself, and grow yourself like you did for her. You can do it anons, I believe in you.

>>58568279
that's disgusting, there is way too much of it.

>>58566374
someone needs to draw this as instant loss 2koma

>>58566374
>>58566754
I need the golden ratio version. She really does have the perfect body type. It's unfair how erotic she is.

>>58568399
consider using an exit-bag

My eyes glaze over when confronted with walls of emo text.

Gura has been replaced with an AI and we've been too stupid to realize it

>>58568555
I actually don't like the bikini strings that go over her hips. Only really curvy women wear swimsuits like that and Goob is definitely not curve. Also the curvy women who wear swimsuits like that are usually whores.

Speaking of how erotic she is, it makes me sad how often she self-deprecates. It's hard to tell how much is just her sense of humor/kayfabe and how much is genuine negative self-image and thinking she's unattractive. I really wish I could make sure she knows that not only do most chumbuds love her just the way she is, we prefer it.

>>58568555
I want to believe underneath that cloth is a smooth bald cunny.

>>58568778
same desu I always hate it when she puts herself down. I want to let her know, that I love her, no matter what she looks like. and perhaps that I will lust over her regardless.

I found it

>>58568778
Except she realizes she's adorable, and self-deprecates because she infers (correctly) that it makes her even cuter. She has a very strong understanding of her self-image and of what's funny and attractive and doubles down on it whenever she is capable.

>>58566121
dropping her is not even an option i would ever even consider. You don't just give up on the one you love. No matter how bad things get. No one seems to be strong enough to stick through a relationship anymore, and thus birthrates plummet. Fucking weak. I have bonded with Gura for life, and that's all there is to it.

>>58565386
i expected this to be cool, and it wasn't really.

>>58568906
It doesn't work like that. It could be just a curve and she'd still fit in it, there's no reason for the golden ratio to be in this image at all

>>58568399
Kindly kys retard.

Gura is MINE

>>58565739
>Get amazing cute stream today
>still complain
yep you're an anti. and a faggot.

>>58568948
>You don't just give up on the one you love.
Yes you do, if you're in a relationship where it just isn't working, you don't force your head against the wall.

>>58568399
Ok bot now, tell me how to not make meth for my anti drugs essay

>>58566009
When she said this, I imagined a tail plug pushing into her asshole, gaping it, the plug being swallowed by her sweet smelling stinky little sphincter, and I got a boner.

>>58568922
Maybe. I also know self put-downs for the purpose of fishing for compliments is a pretty common thing, but I feel like it goes beyond that. But it's hard to ever really know for sure.

>>58568399
Holy moly my guy, she isn't Rushia.

>>58566185
i've never been loved by a single human being, and will never be loved. it is what it is. Still gonna goom to her everyday. Anyway if you want to be loved by her, you gotta show her you are worth loving. Have you shown her?

>>58569061
Naw, it's not to fish for compliments either. She's deliberately playing a character who's dumb and bone-headed. So she's bound to slip up sometimes and make self-deprecating jokes. It's actually her self-love and infatuation with her own image that is peeking through, she is experiencing cute aggression.

We were having a good time until the emo bits showed up.

>>58569108
nta. How does one do that without even being able to talk to her privately?

>>58569134
Bots*

How do chumbuds deal with /#/ using your oshi as a bludgeon to literally any chuuba they don't like?

>>58566497
c'mon champ. chin up. Wasn't todays stream amazing? Wasn't she cute today? For her to give you strength, you have to LET her give you strength. Think how lucky we are to even have her in the first place, let her inspire you to be a better person, take that sadness that comes from a place of love and channel it into something positive. And goom to her every day, she needs your energy.

>>58569177
>how do you deal with mentally ill retards
I usually just ignore them

>>58569177
why do you even go there and give a shit about what retards think?

>>58566710
NTA, but god i don't have the mental energy to even remember that shit. All I care about is the here and now, how cute her stream was, and how hard i fucking goomed to her today. Thick fuckin ropes i'm telling ya. The past is the past.

>>58567164
She doesn't know I fart on her daki every day.

>>58569186
yeah, just shut up and be thankful that our queen decided to grace us filthy *spits* disgusting peasants with her presence for an hour! ungrateful scum.

>>58569186
Those hips and thighs are ridiculous and made for pure breeding.

>>58567465
God imagine what she's smell like, leaning against you like that. I'd stop time and live in that moment forever.

>>58567612
isn't she nearly a hag?

>>58569300
with me.

>>58569177
>How do chumbuds deal with /#/
I like to pretend /#/ doesn't exist

>>58569177
wdym, they seethe about gura a lot there, probably raid /ggg/ too.

gura made me self conscious about my pleather staples chair that is indeed falling apart and has a bit of an odor to it
i can't afford a hermann miller or aeron
what do

Gura is cute, and I love her, getfucjed antis.

>>58565814
It's really cringe, I read one the other day out of morbid curiosity and it was about Subaru dying of heart disease in the hospital.

>>58569381
They use her for basically anyone who likes any other talent, while also calling her an EN Ayame
She's like a wonderweapon to them

>>58568994
i think you're missing the point. The golden ratio is precisely why this image activates your brain. And if it doesn't activate your brain you're a homosexual or some asexual autist that demands everything be literal or some shit, i dunno, im not ya fuckin doctor.

>>58569018
giving up leads to crashing birthrates, divorce courts, abortions and all round degeneracy and fail. Staying together no matter what, which is the literal point of marriage, leads to healthy big families, a healthy growing population, healthy children and a healthy nation. Yes I'm going to birth an entire nation out of Gura's tiny pissy slitty. Mostly daughters, whom I shall also marry and impregnate.

>>58569144
You find a way, just like the people who do talk to her privately already. Create something that interests her, make her grateful to you, slide into them dm's.

>>58569590
The last thing the planet needs is a growing population. We're on the edge of global sustainable resource cap.
As with every species in nature when there's a lack of resources there's a population cull. It's going to be an interesting 10-20 years for sure.

>>58569283
now you're gettin it!

>>58569398
I want to mail her my old chair so she can sniff my buttsmell. You just know she would sneak in a cheeky sniff.

I think Gura
All day every day

>>58569398
Just wash your ass and you will be good chumbud. Don't be like the brown nose chumbud.
Stay clean and even Gura would tell you that your chair will stay smelling nice.

>>58569647
I don't think that's realistic, not anymore. Maybe 5+ years ago.

>>58569677
What the planet needs is a growing population of good ethnicities, and eradication of the bad ethnicities. But the opposite is happening right now. Hence everything is turning to shit. I am going to use gura's womb to repopulate my race.

>>58569750
>he doesn't know

>>58569750
Breeding a 4chan retard with a short retard isn't going to help anyone.

>>58569739
Animators, artists, musicians, various other individuals have all managed to interract with her privately. You gotta put yourself in the right place at the right time, present your talent, and woo her. I'm workin at it right now. The stakes could not be higher.

>>58569775
I know the rrat, i don't believe it. the phenotype don't match, as shapeshifting as they are.

>>58569799
I strongly doubt she contacts any of them outside of her company account. Besides I'm not an artist or anything like that.

>>58569780
>retard
>biggest vtuber on the planet
she might be a goofy little goober, but underneath the surface hides an intelligent savvy little goober that I would be proud to splice my genes with.

>>58569861
Neither am i, but not gonna stop me chasing my dream. She's worth it.

What the fuck. I was looking up my username on google for fun and when I went to the images it's full of clip thumbnails and stream screenshots with my username in it and chat messages I sent. I looked up a few other common chat namss I remembered and it's the same for them too. Google's algorithms are crazy.

I had to rewatch the stream again.
God everything about her mannerisms and her voice is just way to cute and erotic.

>>58569965
what does mine say? :3

>>58569986
Tell me your name and ill look it up :)

>>58569980
the way she fucking moves. it's perfect. Did you guys notice her stroking and playing with her hair? My room smells like cum.

>>58550915
>>58551346
Did anyone order the Dino Gura like he did? After I saw the photos he posted and it possibly being real I am the reason the listing sold out because I ordered all their last stock and with a Discount code I used and points saved up I got 10 of them for under $20 (not each all together)so if it ends up being a larp and fake then I am not all that much money out on them and I can just gift them to family members.

>>58570030
Nyo, I'm shy.. :3

>>58570075
How many of your family members watch gura?

While I enjoyed the stream because of how naturally cute and entertaining she is, she obviously put zero effort into the anniversary stream.
She just decided to suit up in 3d and completely wing the whole thing, which would be great and really fun in a normal stream, is kind of a let down for what is supposed to be a milestone stream, the only thing saving her from having the worst anniversary stream in myth this year is just the fact that Ina is so god damn boring, and also only put in minimal effort, but at least she made some time lapse art video thing for hers I guess.
But comparing it to the effort Kiara went through to go do things IRL, film them, have them edited, wrote a letter to KFP and read it to them, did a swimsuit karaoke, and some other minor shit for almost 2.5 hours.
Then watching Calli have a 9 minute lore video prepared for the stream, call ins, a mini 3Dlive even if it was fucking terrible because she did that voice changer shit, actually took a good chunk to thank her fans, streamed for 2 hours, and released a cover after.
And then to watch Gura have nothing ready, and just fuck around and kill time until her mandatory hour was over and then quickly wrap things up fucking sucked, it wouldn't have felt so damn bad if she didn't make it so clear that she wanted to get out of there as soon as the hour was up, like, she can't even fake wanting to be there for any longer than she has to?
And also the merch fucking sucked, the only thing cute is the gurrito, that's the only thing it feels like she would have had a hand in making, and it's not worth paying shipping just for that. I honestly think she just left the merch up to cover and that's why we ended up with the lame ass bloop shit, because retards in JP have such a hard on for shitty mascots.

>>58570163
1 she is 10 but only watch her when I do, ( I monitor if Gura gets out of hand then I turn it off) The others don't watch Gura as far as I know but they are girls and love them kinds of toys, and saves me money on Christmas gifts getting them from China.

>>58570075
I saw they are now sold out I was going to order me 1 when I got my check tomorrow but not anymore. There are a few more listings for around the same price or lower but don't know if I want to risk it but I may and if it is then I will buy a few more.

I'm just sad that things had to end like this. I shouldn't, but I still hope that she will come out of her rut one day. I somewhat regret swearing loyalty to her, I wish I wasn't so autistic about that, but I will not give up on her.

I'm an anti, words words words words, words words words words. Words words words words words words-words words words. WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS, WORDS WORDS!!!!


Words words words words words words words words words. Words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words.

>>58570277
If it saves you money then more power to you. I don't normally get gifts for people in my extended family only immediate family. I'm sure they will enjoy it but if they do watch Gura then it would blow their mind if you got them the real deal.

>>58570172
Wow so cool man. Now kys.

>>58570364
Uhhhh.... where the fuck does keep her (You)s?

>>58570376
Right after you faggot.

>>58570364
Hand me that (you)

>>58570172
Grammarly gives your essay a readability score of 46/100, this on informal casual settings. Oof...

>>58570172
yeah, it sure does seem like she doesn't give much of a fuck, and it sucks, it sucks alot
however I am not reading that, you get a skim, all I got in me

>>58570172
It's Gura everything she does is gold. So what if she did not want to be there and did this all at the last minute and winged the whole thing and left the moment her Hour was up, She may have had things to do or may have been sleepy. You need to think Gura sits at home all day a lot so she does not have a lot of things to do.

You get to see gura again next year why are you all depressed ?

>>58570609
we are not we will get to see her soon. She will play a few games she will not finish and find one she can beat in a day and stream it before she stays gone the rest of the year.

>>58570521
You got the gist.
>>58570547
>You need to think Gura sits at home all day a lot so she does not have a lot of things to do.
You lost me here, I'm not sure how to respond to the rest of your comment because it feels like you're ESL and trying to be sarcastic about it? I'm not sure though.

>soon
lol

I wish Gura would release a gura coffee mug. It's the one merch I'm craving.

>>58570835
We are the reason Gura does not have to worry about normal work she can not leave her house because she is scared of everything and people if she needs a break then she gets it.

>>58570433
That doesn't mean what you think it means unless you're implying that I need to make it simpler for children like you to read it.

Didn't we get some Gawr merch once? I forget.

>>58570996
It means your essay sucks ass and is difficult to pay attention to.

>>58570941
Yeah, bud... I'm gunna need you to do your english reps.

>>58565361
Green is not a creative color

Goob morning, I love Gura the most!

>>58571024
The blue and red cups.
>>58571030
I'm sorry you have a below 10th grade level reading comprehension.

>>58569980
Her voice alone does things to me. Good things.

>>58571107
Anon, you're not getting anyone to read your female ramblings.

>>58571148
I am getting you to cry about them though I guess.

>>58571159
Oh I'm not crying about it.
I was just letting you know that your readability score was 46/100 on casual settings, which means a casual reader would find your text hard to read.

>>58570172

>>58571198
It means it would be hard for someone below the 10th grade to read, I'm sorry if that's too hard for you.

>>58570172
>The Holos who stream the most also do the most off-stream work
Kind of funny especially when you consider how people keep using off-stream work as an excuse for Holos not to stream.

>>58571260
Seriously, at this point, it seems like the ones that don't stream regularly are just checked out from everything Hololive altogether.

>>58571337

>>58570738
Gura should find more short games like I AM FISH.

>>58570936
I want a Gura oven mitt. Like a shark with teeth or something. I need an oven mitt. :(

>>58570936
>>58571362
You can make those suggestions when you get the chance.

>>58571401
After today's merch, it's clear she needs some suggestions.

>>58571401
what chance?

>>58571447
Stop being stupid.

>>58571505
not stupid, just tired, it's late, and i don't know what you mean.

>>58571401
I've been spamming Tempgura for ages. We got Gurrito instead.

>>58571447
>>58571505
it's not gonna come up until a stream where she reads superchats, and then you gotta good on the gacha
still worth a shot though, I'm not in the need for a coffee mug but I could definitely use it more than bloops facesitting merch, I dunno what the hell

>>58571532
Like in a regular public or members stream especially if she's probably going to do SC readings. I just thought you were making some snarky "lol she doesn't stream" comment.

>>58571580
The merch this time has me irrationally annoyed, I shouldn't care this much, since it saves me like $120, but at the same time why approve a shitty bloop pillow? You could tell she didn't even like it, she had nothing good to say about it, and she had to fall back on making a joke about farting on it to try and sell it.

Power

While you guys are bickering about useless stuff, Gura is probably halfway to Canada with the hololive secrets she just stole!

>>58566374
>>58571337
>>58571353
Gura put your leg down, you're a lady!

>>58571569
I would love a Tempgura plush.

>>58571720
Nyo!

>>58571614
Thank you. I'm just dumb and sleepy. Night night chumbuds.

>>58571703
Don't worry chumbie I got this

Letting the days go by~

Gura onahole merch when

>>58572180
The spirit of Jesus Christ is within her, no wonder she can walk on water.

>>58566121

>this image depicts how close Gura is to her fans this year

>>58565361
Sharks, like Gura's commitment, have gone largely unchanged for eons.

>>58572360
Yes I am right on her head.

>>58572472
kek

>>58572472
But that's me?

>>58572317
That stupid song has like 2 good lines and the rest is garbage, why people like it beyond that snippet is beyond me.

>>58572472
kek

>>58572472
So I was on her head all along...

Gura's hips forever locked on my pp

>>58572768
That's hot

>>58572671
What a headpat slut!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b2zzxY24q4

>>58565317
I WANT TO FUCK THIS CUNNY I NEED TO BREED HER BREED BREED BREED BREED

>>58573123
Get in line

>>58573123
>>58573146
me first

I want Gura to softly stroke my hair and caress my cheeks after a grueling day of IT work, am I allowed that?

>>58573429
No because her tiny soft hands are only for her husband (me)

>>58572180
>because she can walk on water, she has never learned how to swim

>>58573565
I claim Gawr then

This silly girl is actually mine and I'm afraid I can't allow you to borrow her. Only I can take care of her.

so no stream tonight?

Does Gura reach Ui-mama levels of rape?

>>58573618
But can she take care of you? Will she be there to squeeze you if you suddenly wake up in the middle of the night because of a nightmare? When you wake up in the morning is Gura there to make you breakfast with a naked apron?

>>58573687
Gura's one of the few chuubas I actually want to have loving marital sex with

Imagine just cuddling with Gura, no sex just a warm and sweet cuddle.

uoh

If you find this sexy, you need help.

>>58574154
I need Gura to help me

Yes I find this girl whom I love very sexy.

This is a dumb question but should I just watch the Mario movie alone? Is there any point putting it off or do you think she's just moved past it?

>>58574351
Don't, the next Movie May is just around the corner.

oi
>>>/vg/446504716

>>58574351
If you want to watch the Mario movie that badly then just go watch it.
Personally I was never going to go out of my way to see it myself, so I can wait to watch with her no matter how long it takes for it to happen or I just wont watch it.

>>58574351
She probably already watched it anyway so you might as well

>>58574505
It's come up a few times with friends asking me if I've seen it yet. Not that I'm desperate to watch it but I don't have a good excuse when they ask why I haven't got around to it yet. I was holding out hope cause I wanted to watch it with her first but I know it's silly to build it up as thins important thing it really isn't

What did Gura mean by this stream?

Was she originally designed to be a dino? Because"gawr" sounds like a cutesy dino/kaiju sound

>>58574672
It's really up to you.
You can continue to make excuses or you can go see it with your friends.
Or you could reveal your power level and just straight up tell them that you're still waiting to watch it with Gawr Gura!
>"who's Gar Gerah?"
"Observe:"

Child

>>58574679
She was horny.

>>58574672
my friends really wanted to watch it together so I caved, if it was a matter of watching it alone I would have holded but IRL bros go beyond pretty much anything

https://hololivepro.com/en/request-to-minors/
some of you need this

>>58575592
Most of us are probably older than you

>>58573123
>>58573146
>>58573295
No, no me!

Just now my iPhone created a photo memory called ”Memories with loved ones”, i look at it and my fucking phone had made a picture slideshow for my porn stash

Please come back Gura

Make sure you buy Gura's merch so that she doesn't have to stream!

>>58575845
Already bought it, keep seething and post the same thing over and over again and I will buy another merch again

So I guess she's never going to do a members stream again?

>>58575845
I wish I could but I'm moving out sometime next year...

>>58575996
She's doing my member right now

MEMBERS KARAOKE TONIGHT

>>58575845
stay bitter and miserable

Gura's going to do a free online course with us now that she has her school uniform.

>>58576474
Am I allowed to give her a detention?

But seriously, when is Gura going to do another members-only stream?

>>58576691
Ask Gura to touch your member and she'll do it.

>>58576497
Only I'm allowed to give her detention with my penis.

>>58576691
never it seems. Those who are still members won't cancel theirs even if there's no extra content, so why bothering making member streams?

just remember, Gura is a child so be gentle

Doesn't Gura feel guilty of taking advantage of her fans?

>>58577677
Gura is not a child, she's a little lady.

>>58577787
it's ok, I gave her my consent so she can do anything.

Would Gura rape you?

Hello, resident depressed loser #63 here. Anything good happening today?

>>58578201
>Anything good happening today?
Well it's pretty sunny where I am, probably gonna sit in my garden and be comfy for abit

>>58578094
Yeah with her double shark cock

>>58578201
ame's anniversary might get us some gura crumbs

>>58578581
You mean Gura juices

Fan service doko?

>>58565317
Who?

>>58577787
do you not feel guilty that you are shitposting here instead of getting a job?

>>58565317
>>58565466
>>58565852
>>58566754
>>58567600
>>58568555
>>58568906
>>58572768
>>58574505
>>58574679
Why would they put thong straps on a child?

Is it just a coincidence that the breaks started not too long after them needing to travel to Japan for idol business?

What do people do with merch, stare at it?

>>58579642
I mean, she explicitly said that the traveling to Japan was rough on her in the past few months especially with managing her health condition

>>58579690
Goom in it

>>58579642
nothing meaningful will ever come out of schizoposting

>>58579642
>>58579713
But the really long breaks like in April, May, June, August, and September have had seemingly nothing to do with Japan. Unless maybe she did go there during them but never said anything which I find unlikely.

>>58579690
Mine are still in their boxes

>>58580026
well, we know she was in Japan in february/march and at the end of June, but she said recently that she had been to Japan 3 times this year, so she went at least once without telling us. It's possible that she was in Japan for August/September or part of it

my wife

>>58579914
Would extra ruin T o T

>>58580794
Would get ruined by T u T

Even though Fauna and Kronii's 3D debuts are not until 11pm EDT, Gura will use that as an excuse not to stream. No member stream for 4 months? she realky hates us

luv my idol wife

>please hate her

Yep. She's a whore

>>58582435
Yeah my whore. T o T

>>58582435
this isn't your moms thread

CONFESS

GURA HAS RISEN

>>58583043
I think Mumei is pretty hot too.

>>58583278
Based

>>58565317
My low fat cheese stick wife ToT

>>58583601
>low fat
She has a fat tail tho