/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Graduate Jeffrey

>>58525808
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>58525848
AMEN! Use the soundpost, nigga.

>>58525848
Amen.

Which Tempus member do you think can punch the hardest?
Which member can take the hardest punch?
You can use facts theyve already told about themselves onstream to answer

milk josuiji shinri

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIchH7iZrCs

>>58525916
>Which Tempus member do you think can punch the hardest?
Flayon, by a wide margin. After him, Axel.
>Which member can take the hardest punch?
Hakka. He's basically invincible. Formerly Vesper.

>>58525864
Sorry bro didn't have it on me at work

Gelatinous Bettel?

i love my retarded husband

I MISS BETTEL I HOPE NOTHING COMES UP THAT WOULD PREVENT HIM STREAMING TODAY ESPECIALLY NOT ANOTHER SCUMMY CAR SALESMAN THAT DISCRIMINATES AGAINST HIS HORSE PURCHASES SOLEY ON THE BASIS OF HIM BEING A CLOWN UUUUUUUUU

altare’s enthusiasm and joy while finishing zelda last night made me so happy. leader LOVE

What did she mean by this

>>58526024
It's all good. chu~

>>58526295
twist your balls

>>58526295
>she
What did he mean by this?

>>58526244
LEADER LOVE, such an adorable little puppy

>>58526340
oh
>>58526363
it was an accident

>>58526215
I am going to follow him to horse dealerships and spook the horses while he's test driving them.

Pokemon cards are awesome

Pokemon cards are cringe
Leader is cool but I can't watch a stream of WAH A GORBLUBIOUSMON CARD?????? POG!

>>58526591
yeah but yugioh cards are cooler
>>58526713
>GORBLUBIOUSMON
nigga that's a digimon

>>58526754
Are there actually any pokemon that end with "mon"

>>58526814
ditto in JP is metamon, otherwise i think not

>>58526754
>digimon
Whatever man, I'm in my 30s now I can't keep up with the number of pokemen they put out

I enjoy my little brother Regis Altare getting excited over pokemon cards

I enjoy my big brother Axel Syrios getting excited over ... doing work?

>>58526936
cute lil bro…

How did people get tricked into believing that Chilla's games are scary/horror
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1702398749476266455

>>58526754
The only thing yugioh cards have going for them is impressive holofoil effects and more risque waifu's.

>>58526986
I can't believe he actually is full time student and holostar, what a madlad

>>58526505
Well the idea of him being perpetually stuck at home, isolated with only the bettelion is pretty appealing honestly...

>>58527128
For me it's the seven paragraphs of terms and conditions on each card dictating just how to summon it
How yugioh gets new players I'll never know

>>58527384
>How yugioh gets new players I'll never know
Very literal autism.

>>58526713
Pokecard streams are peak Altare autism so I can’t blame you. But they make me very happy :3

>>58525825
he already has a Ph.D dumbass

>>58527662
you can have more than one

>>58527106
Horror is subjective

>>58527795
For me, horror is having to be a responsible adult longer than i care to on any given day.

>>58527955
Horror for me is the realization that I still have 36 years of adult life left before I retire

>>58527955
Did you file a tax extension? If so, the deadline is coming up.

>>58527795
The horror is having to watch another Chilla's art stream

>>58528019
that's pretty meta of shinri

>>58527106
the horror is in trying to make the game function with OBS

>>58527955
For me, horror is talking to women

>>58528123
Why are you talking to them

>>58528123
Hello

Guys I think bettel is super proud about his boots tweet

>>58528123
hi there :)

huh

>>58528147
>>58528362
WAHHH scary...

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1702409095125639390

>>58528631
Mama with his cute son! I hope they collab again soon

Penis and orbs

>>58528147
>>58528362
WOOoooWOOoooWOOOoo

>>58528961
>orbs
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. /orc/ is two blocks down.

>>58528147
>>58528362
you think it's a joke but I would be stumbling over my words and dropping mountains of spaget if a woman spoke to me irl
>>58529221
Randon is the true fifth member of Tempus

>>58529268 (moi)
well, one who isn't hideous that is.

>>58529268
Jeffrey, Girldm, Geega, Mori, and even Kronii have a more legitimate claim to being the 5th Tempus than some 2 view

>>58529356
He usually is a 4 view. And a lot of his viewers seem to be tempuras for whatever reason.

>a guy who quit because his autistic ass wanted to play a mediocre game being a member of tempus

>>58529356
>some 2 view
I think it's retarded to say he's the 5th member, but this is nothing short of pathetic on your part.

>>58529221
>>58529268
>>58529356
>>58529467
>>58529503
off-topic

>>58529565
Sorry anon, I'll go back to being on topic
God does anyone else think about how Hakka and Bettel slam each other's bussies every night god I want Hakka to murder me, put me in a meat grinder, mix my flesh in some cookies, burn and fuse them to wax paper, and then feed them to Shinri and Flayon without their knowledge

>>58529655
good boy

>>58529221
orc plays vidya
Tempus on the other hand...

Has anyone ordered from geekjack? How is it?

>>58529702
I did, it took a long ass time to get to me, but nothing was missing

I love this retarded dog like you wouldn't believe.

>>58529790
Phantom is the Bill Cipher of this setting, isn't he?

>>58529790
I wish Phantom would devour my soul in the night while I'm suffering sleep paralysis

Leaderclown = Clownfish = Dingoose > Flaytel >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> S*nhat

you can't make bettelwars happen bro

>>58529849
Clownfish > Leaderclown > Sunhat > Flaytel > Dingoose

>>58529849
>>58529936
all shippers should be killed

>>58529702
Yeah. I got my stuff a couple of weeks after everyone that ordered from the holostore but otherwise it was fine

>>58529936
Disgusting, rotten, vile

>>58529849
Where does Bettel x Bettel 2 stand?

>>58529849
They hated jesus because he told them the truth.

>>58530009
cute.. i wish we got a dingoose one on one collab

>>58530132
Bettel said last week in review that he wanted to, but of course it could still take months to actually happen anyway...

>>58530036
It needs a cute ship name before it can make the rankings

>>58525942
Milking Tempus boys fic when

>>58530236
Axel needs someone to actually ask him for a collab specifically and idk if Axel would actually wanna do one on one with Bettel, he always says he doesn't really like one on ones

Hakka calling Axel aniki is so cute...

>>58530817
Everyone (beside bettel and shinri) are calling him aniki

>>58529945
That's why the merch shipping is so expensive, it's a dangerous job.

>>58531390
I've only worked in one warehouse, but I have yet to meet a single shipper who is actually forklift certified. At least the semi drivers were reporting their hours honestly.

magni didn't want anyone else fucking bettel lol

Someone must accompany Bettel at all times or he will immediately be bent over the nearest surface

>>58531696
i'm losing it at him being called a "big boy" condescendingly... his rapeable energy is immediately apparent kek

>>58531628
Well he is doing a pretty poor job at that now, isn't he? Bettel is the actual guild bicycle, he is shipped with every member. Not even Magni or Altare are as popular

jester on the telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__S-jDIcnv4

>>58531767
i should clarify, he doesn't want JUST anyone else fucking bettel. least of all horse salesmen

>>58531757
>Bettel 2 having to barricade the windows and put a chain on the door to prevent people from breaking in to fuck Bettel while he's gone
>Come back from buying 40k stuff to find they got in again
An endless cycle

>>58531767
>he is shipped with every member.
True. I'm a straight guy, and I even ship Bettel with me. Not because I particularly like him, but because the idea of taking him and leaving the fujos ITT desperate, Bettelless, and suffering makes my dick unbelievably hard, for some reason.

>>58531928
and now bettel 2 has a job again, meaning bettel is vulnerable most of the day... our poor jester

>>58531997
>Anon fucking Bettel
>Leaving the fujos ITT desperate, Bettelless, and suffering
Oh no, please don't fuck the clown, no I can't watch! (But I will)

>>58531997
hot

Has Shinri posted more stuff about the thing in his menshi? My menshi ran out and I don't want to up it until October unless he's shared something more

heff jardy shows up, the horse dealership calls... let the man destroy his body in peace

>>58532150
>>58532216
Don't misunderstand, it's not about the clown, or the fact that it's a stone's throw from NTR, it's about punishing (You).

>>58532365
>more stuff about the thing
what

>>58532411
>NTRing a fujo by fucking a man
Anon...

>>58530817
He never did before?

>>58532489
I understand that my methods are unorthodox and seemingly counterintuitive, but I have yet to lose.

I know weightloss is mostly about how you eat and not how much you exercise, but is it the same for getting stronger and healthier?

>>58532365
no he hasn't, probably won't until October tbf

tfw bettel is finally whimpering and moaning but it's because the dealership won't stop harassing him

>>58532555
Neither has the fujo, apparently

>>58531997
Are you the same anon that wants to put Altare and I think it was Flayon? in their place?

>>58532567
It's the inverse, muscleheads eat a LOT to support working out a lot

>>58532567
it is. you can't get stronger if your body doesn't have the materials to build with, and the nutrients in your food is vital to health no matter what you're trying to accomplish with working out

>>58532411
>I'm a straight guy
>I ship Bettel with me
>Not because I particularly like him or anything
>D-don't misunderstand!
tsundere anon cute

>>58532567
Depends what you mean by stronger and healthier. To optimally build muscle, you need to eat roughly triple the amount of protein you need if not lifting. For the average untrained man of average height and weight, this means going from about 50g per day to about 150g per day.

"Healthy" is way too broad of a definition to cover, but for most people, they'll get there by reducing the overall number of calories they're eating, reducing bad carbs and fats, increasing lean protein, and increasing the overall variety of foods they eat to minimize any nutrient deficiencies.

he's getting progressively bitchier as the stream goes on... hot

babettel love

>>58533218
Sleepy Apathy Phantom love

>>58533218
bettel baby

>>58533218
Let me hold your baby anon, I want to show him the horsies

>>58532886
what's a bad carb vs a good carb

I want to be crushed between Bettel's twig thighs

>>58525916
Probably Shinri. He seems to have the size to make it hurt, and yeah, Hakka has already been life’s punching bag, he seems like he could take a punch

>>58533462
Hakka lives in a jungle and has to chop wood to fuel his modem and generator every morning
He's gonna hit the hardest

JWU from a lil nap
hows the bettel doing?

>>58533669
Horse dealer tried to fuck him

>>58533774
hot

gavis is fagbaiting again....

i don't thin he actually is, bettel sounds like he's crying... he's sniffling a little

>>58534081
>Vanguard
>fagbaiting
no way!!!11!!1!1one!!!!

>>58531428
I got my forklift certification from this video
https://youtu.be/bM7Y2vkD5ow

>>58534081
it's ok he's hot

>ywn be lodged between Bettel's sweaty thighs

>your sweat is so shiny and beautiful!
this game is fucking weird

>Bettel's sweaty stick thighs

>>58533462
You are underestimating the raw power of someone raised in the depths of Latam jungles

Is Flayon skipping the 3rd pokemon movie?

>>58525916
hard to say cause we don't know their weight classes/dimensions but I'll take guess
>hardest punch
leader cause he's had combat training
>take hardest punch
flayon cause he seems to enjoy in contact sports

>>58534312
>Wait months for next pokemon watchalong
>Skips the best one

>>58534408
Rrat, it's because he can't take a whole movie about pokemon pretend dad

>>58534834
oh.......

>>58534312
looks like it
i hope he invites leader when/if he watches heroes

>>58534834
oh right... that's probably for the best then honestly

>>58525916
Hmmm I think shinri is the answer to both questions. My reasoning is Shinri has implied himself to be quite big in real life so he is tall and suggested to be muscular.size can mean a lot when throwing a punch so his punches probably hurt like hell. As for taking a hit well I'm quite large and I know I can take a punch pretty well so I imagine the same is true for Shinri. Second place for take a punch is Flayon as he has a crazy high pain tolerance and for throw a bunch I'd say a tie between Axel and Flayon. Flayon seems like he is surprisingly jacked and Axel seems pretty tough himself.

>>58535027
No why would you say this... I need this altmachi date now

>>58533295
There's no scientific or medical definition of Good or Bad Carb, but generally when people say that, they mean something like the list below. Basically, the longer it takes your body to digest it and get it into your bloodstream, the better.

Good Carbs:
>Has little sugar or starch. Natural sugars such as in fruits are okay in modest amounts.
>Low Glycemic Index, AKA will not spike your blood sugar or make you tired.
>You will continue to have energy for a while after eating it.
>You will be hungry at a normal time after eating it.
>Frequently has fiber, which slows down digestion and therefore hunger.
Examples: Most fruits in moderate quantities, basically all cruciferous vegetables. sweet potatoes. beans in general, steel cut oatmeal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cruciferous_vegetables

Bad Carbs:
>Probably has a lot of sugar or starch.
>High Glycemic Index, AKA will spike your blood sugar and make you tired.
>Often makes you feel gross, tired, and probably bloated.
>You will be hungry again very soon after eating it. Can actually make you MORE hungry.
Examples: Sugar and candy, all non-diet soda, most cereals, most baked goods, too much of any easy-to-digest starch, such as bread, rice, pasta, potatoes, and quick oatmeal. People eat way too fucking much of all of those.

More than you asked for, but if you're asking a question like this, you need to know: To avoid overly restrictive eating, it's better to think of nothing as being totally off-limits. Instead, default to eating good things while finding ways to calorically "afford" things that cost more, such as a candy you really like. The key is to find healthy compromises that you don't mind. For example, I fucking hate Stevia, but think Splenda is okay. I also don't mind egg whites for most cooking purposes. Combined, they let me afford a pretty good french toast as as often as I want, even though it's a lot of bread.

If you're not interested in fitness as a hobby, and don't feel like researching this a lot, just skim through YouTube channels like these two for their recipes, learn to count calories (read the /fit/ sticky), and adjust your portion sizes based on your personal needs. Good luck!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-p84S56h3U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCl9b9eWkKs

>>58535712
NTA that asked but thank you for being so thorough! I was curious on where to start on getting serious on something like this for a while now.

>>58535712
Thanks anon
I'm a big fan of oatmeal, apples, broccoli, and brussel sprouts so I think I'm good

Green hell when...

>>58527106
You can only fully get the horror of Chilla's games if you are a women, it's scary because, ignoring the ones about ghosts, the situations are within the real of possibility of what can happen to a girl in her daily life.

>>58536136
I would kill myself if I was a woman

>>58536136
I have been stalked and harassed, it's scary. These games are dog shit and not at all an accurate representation of that.

Which boys would be really good at the new WarioWare game?

isn't this hakkito prime? I'm pretty sure she had a cultare friend
https://twitter.com/maguta_ro/status/1702405642026459262

>>58536341
Yep, she seems to have done a Hakka cosplay recently as well. I wonder if Hakka will remember her?

Bettel is so cute when he's a cunt

>>58536341
idk but man jp girls have such a cute aesthetic...

>>58536136
the only Chilla's game I played was about the girl who gets murdered by a guy who stalks her from work to home. One of my best friends had that happen to her and I didn't know it was gonna be the plot of the game, I wish I'd known about it beforehand. I didn't play any more chilla's games after that, i was more sad than scared.

>>58530677
who do you think would resist the most

>>58536733
I'm so sorry anon

>>58536882
Depends what you are milking

>>58536961
Bank account

>>58533601
Lies! He has a gas-powered generator

Did Flayon say why he delayed
The chat is just spamming fucking numbers so I missed it

>>58534250
Not at all? I’m saying he probably has the highest pain tolerance after all his health issues

LEADER ON THE TELLY

That's why you don't drink a bottle of water during a workout...

>i drank so much water, i'm sloshy
>i'm like a fucking snowglobe
hot...

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/44dpefKIjM4
https://youtu.be/44dpefKIjM4
https://youtu.be/44dpefKIjM4

OH FUCK CUNNY ON THE TELLY

wait i didn't want to be horny with his voice going

yes brother zoom in

>flat is justice
regis altare 2023

Leader really does like lolis huh

Who is that, she's cute

>>58537644
Marnie

dez…

>>58535712
>>58535960
>>58536104
I've seen anons share recipes /here/ before, so maybe there's some demand for this: https://litter.catbox.moe/p3jn39.pdf

>>58536438
It still kinda baffles me that the guys have fans overseas. And the fact that they're so dedicated even more so. Small world.

>>58537616
>>58537609
Based

Is Altare really a lolicon?

>>58537904
It kinda feels relatable if you think about StarsJP having a number of EOP fans way back in the day.

>>58537644
The one who has a metric ton of porn from this generation

>more male names than usual in chat
men are so simple

>>58538131
Last generation

would you give the sweaty jester a back and shoulder rub after his 2 hr workout?

>>58538131
UOH

/MAMS/ can you help with with this edit? I want to use it to post sexpest Axel baitposts without getting laughed off the catalog for how bad it is

>>58538267
Post the original

>>58538298

I black out whenever there's a clear view of the mat

>I’ll always take responsibility
There you have it ladies

>altare used cut
>it is super effective!
This is an autism test. If Cut being super effective offends you alittle, because it is normally a normal type move, and normal type is never super effective, thats autism. Unless Altare has the ability Aerialate, Pixelate, Refrigerate, or Galvanize, and the plastic wrapping is weak to either weak to flying, fairy, ice, or electric, you have it bad, and you likely are on my level. Sorry.

Altare taking responsibility could mean various things that aren't good for you

>>58538146
It's more like... We're appreciative of simple pleasures, because our day-to-day lives are usually too fucking complicated.

>>58538392
He always dumps the body out of sight

Jester is in a very good mood after his workout that he's even playing guitar for somebody right now... I'm so happy that his health arc and self-improvement journey has gone so well.

>>58538464
>spoiler
I stopped giving a shit after Gold and Silver. Mechanics invented later than that don't matter. Cut is never super effective.

is leader gonna open holo cards too

CHARIZARD FULL SET

no more fucking zards Christ

>>58538673
I hope not. I get an aneurysm every time he struggles to remember a holo's name.

BLESSED
THANK YOU AGAIN AME
GMOD PERMS ARE HERE TO STAY

i'm so ready for bettel's shitty gmod machinima

there's a dark hero metaphor or joke there somewhere.

I'd pay top dollar for a card be kissed

>>58539168
Kek. I don't even think Flay or Magni would do something like that, let alone Altare.

>>58538464
In truth I pick the coolest looking Pokemon
give it 4 damage moves
and proceed.

>>58538351
Is it still shit
>Flayon randomly changed the movie we're watching
Ah...

bettel is a FAILURE

>>58539303
that's kinda late kek

cute puppies

That's a nice card

I DIDNT KNOW FLAY WAS ON AHHHH YOUTUBE WHY

>>58539251
The tourneyfags will seethe, but this is the correct answer. Nothing else is really needed to beat the base game.

i don't even know where to find this movie

the tera cards are ugly

>>58539624
I googled it and a site called POKEFLEX has it easily...
I know I could torrent or something but I was late and this was easy okay...
https://www.pokeflix.tv/v/pokemon-movie-ranger-temple-of-sea

>>58539736
poke-what?

>>58539789
oh FLIX
oesnt matter I linked it so....

>>58539736
i ended up finding it on a shitty anime site thanks though

>>58539303
Looks good, thanks

>>58539736
>>58539837
>oesnt matter I linked it so....
No, it very much does matter. What the fuck did you just curse me to find?
https://pokeflexstore.com/

>>58539789
FLEX
WE DEM BOYS WE DEM BOYS WE DEM BOYS

>>58539736
I haven't been a flay member for a long time but I watched the pokemon movies with him on Internet Archive.

>>58538267
straight cut and soft
https://files.catbox.moe/f9gkoo.png
https://files.catbox.moe/eb4pi1.png

>>58539898
What the fuck is this shit brother

>>58539949
Thank you

>>58539870
kay
>>58539898
I have no clue hoenstly, it just came up when I searched the movie and he was about to start

>>58539898

>>58539984
M-Magni....

https://twitter.com/phatom/status/1702453396815384729

>>58539898
Oh wait thats the typo site that is actually real?
oh my that's weird....

>>58540092
Those back paws are fucked up and broken, how the hell do you fuck up like that

Okay, these are actually kinda cute.

>>58539984
I know. God damn it, anon.

It's pokemon night in guild Tempus, I feel very good.

>>58539736
the pokemon ranger movie is free if you have an amazon prime subscription

>>58540401
Go back, Jeff Bezos

pretty

>>58539984
Please tell me none of you actually put this stuff on your car...

>>58540446
>Anons would rather peruse bootleg Pokemon bussy merch than pay for Amazon Prime.
Is this based? It feels like it wants to be but isn't.

Holo cards now

oh he can read a little

Why'd they make a whole movie about Rangers but ignore every other spinoff

>>58540641
Is this a recent development? I've seen anons say that he can't read at all many times.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>run to the bathroom, grab a drink
>come back, Nenechi
huh

>>58540541
It was my fault for typo-ing, thats how this site was discovered...

>>58540732
I've seen similar things on cars in the real world, I'm just hoping none of them are in this thread.

>>58540672
he did take classes around debut but not for long and has never really shown any ability but then again he hasn't really needed to read

>>58540720
I swear, these modern Pokemon designs are fucking retarded. Kinda cute though. Might marry?

>>58538867
too bad

>>58540672
i’m pretty sure it’s new

He's trying so hard

the suisei card was nice

>>58537079
The gas that powers is generator is from the braps that he gets from eating all that wood

>>58540844
It's increasingly weird that he hasn't learned them at this point.

>>58540655
Mystery Dungeon has a couple of 30-minute long animations. Detective Pikachu has a movie but that has nothing to do with the game at all so I'm not sure if it counts.

>>58540720
Like, Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 NENECHI?
Leader back to opening some Holo cards?

Is he buying the ones that only have JP girls?

why he's opening a holo card pack when he doesn't even know them??

>>58540892
He dropped all JP even earlier than Magni did so not really

>>58540969
gambling

>>58540969
unity brainrot

>>58540980
I mean it's weird that he hasn't learned the names of his senpai, not the kana.

>>58540969
Yagoo demanded it

>>58540892
don't blame him, there are too many women. Besides gotta use the remaining brain space for Stars senpais

>>58541033
Oh, well that I disagree with

>>58540969
he likes opening cards

Fuck you Varoom.
Ancestor of Rotom.

Axel...

>>58540910
Indeed, my wife Nenechi.

>>58541043
I actually believe this. More likely a manager. I wonder if he gets a comission.
>>58541050
>there are too many women.
There are like 40, most of which have a funny and popular meme associated with them, not to mention faces and personalities. It would be much easier than learning ONE set of kana.

leader keeping the cunny for himself...

>>58541197
ah ah, happy for you then husband

>>58541251
nigga you are retarded

>>58541285
If you haven't figured out he's possessive by this point, I'm not sure what to tell you.

>>58541251
Sorry anon but leader's brain capacity is mostly occupied by star wars memes, swords, guns, the extended lotr trilogy, and shitty puns

>>58541251
Sorry he didn't recognize your wife bro, she's insignificant in West

>>58541317
Maybe, but at least I gave my reasoning. Give yours.

>>58541251
dude he just wants to support and celebrate everyone....

>>58541396
my wife Mio, with the coolest hoodie...

>>58541251
isn't there like 85 holopro talents? minus the boys thats like 65 women? learning the EN ones is enough. leader needs his brain to memorise all 1015 pokemon

>>58541459
That honestly is a really cool hoodie

>>58541251
What's the point, he's never going to have the time to watch them and they will never interact, at least he knows a most of their names

>>58541459
literally who

>>58541465
Axel is the 69th active talent, so 77? Or 81?

>>58541537
they said who it was in the post you're replying to

sick card

>>58541597
that might as well be a niji talent

UGH WHY DOESN'T ALTARE MEMORIZE THE NAME, LOOK, OUTFIT, AND SONGS OF EVERY GIRL IN THE COMPANY?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO UNITY, BROS? WHY DID THEY ADD THE STUPID FUCKING PER-INSTALL CHARGE AND KILL ALL THE GOODWILL THEY'VE BUILT UP OVER THE PAST DECADE

>>58541578 (me)
I forgot that the dogs came as a pair so 78 or 82 if you count the new jp girls

When is the TSB video?

>>58541690
no one brought up niji

he's losing hope

anyway, milk josuiji shinri

>>58541760
>TSB video
What?

>>58541913
what did he mean by this

he's never getting the ninetales

>>58541760
I thought it was tomorrow. at least fir me it was

leader cute

>>58541964
i still have to draw miku josuiji shinri

>>58542013
Can you also draw a gelatinous Gavis Bettel

those codes will expire before he gets perms to play it. I bet 100 tendies

>>58541959
selen has a TSB animation coming out tomorrow around this time

>>58542042
i can try anon, im a bit busy w vtuber model comms but i'll try

>>58542098
Source?

axelotls are breeding in prechat

owari da

>>58541712
I know you are being sarcastic but it's really not that hard to do desu.
I don't watch the girls anymore but just by lurking at the catalog from time to time I still remember most of them

It'd be funny if he just ripped Geeta in half on camera.

>>58542126
its on yt

>>58542137
I avoid the catalog like the plague

>>58542129
BREED THEM BOYS BREED THEM BOYS BREED THEM BOYS

>>58542170
There's your problem then

>>58542164
Uh, yea, thanks I guess

:3

breed josuiji shinri

>>58542137
you should akasupa him and tell him or take your bait elsewhere

>>58542205
Why would I want to look at threads made by those psychos

OH BOY
COLLECTION TIME

Axelotls wants rpr to make them company while Axel is oversleeping

Chances of a reflection?

>>58542235
Know thy enemy

>>58541712
There's no unity when there's 100 employees and they're separated by faction.
You've ever seen a big company eat itself alive? That's what is happening in Hololive Productions right now.
>hololive (6 generations + gen 0)
>hololive GAMERS
>hololive-EN (3 generations)
>hololive-ID (3 generations)
>hololive DEV_IS -ReGLOSS-
>HOLOSTARS (4 generations)
>HOLOSTARS-EN -Guild Tempus- (2 generations)
This shit is too much for any company to manage, and even the fans are tearing each other apart regularly. And we know that if the company ever decides to downsize they're going to focus on dumping the least profitable branch, which happens to be HOLOSTARS. Keep in mind Cover is going public, YAGOO might see something in male idols, but that doesn't mean Japanese stockholders will.

this kid has some nice cards

>>58542329
I just wanted to make a joke about the changes Unity made to their engine's tos, anon.

>>58542223
I would not harass a chuuba over that, I'm just saying he could easily memorise them if the wanted to. The designs are distinct enough.

Just the past pages he's shown are already a couple of thousand

>>58541465
>isn't there like 85 holopro talents?
There are 83 active talents, including all branches of live and stars, 14 of which are his kouhai. So he has 69 senpai.
>He already knows all of the English ones. -10
>He already knows all of StarsJP. -14
>He already knows Kobo and Ollie. -2
He would have, at the absolute most, 43 names of 43 extremely memorable people to memorize. That is not a big fuckin' deal.
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Hololive
>>58541712
>>58542359
John Riccitiello, former CEO of EA at the height of the internet's hatred for it, has been CEO of Unity since 2014. Anyone who was paying a single ounce of attention to the gaming industry has known some shit like this was coming since back then.

this is the dumbest raid

>>58542329
If you cant memorize 100+ useless anime names at the drop of a hat you have no business being on a mongolian basket weaving forum, leave normie

>>58542478
>extremely memorable
lmao, nah

Too bad I can't fucking see the art because my (allegedly 100 Mbps) internet is buffering at 144p.

Shut up Altare is finally showing off his collection

>spending pocket change on pokemon cards

>>58540892
In all fairness, there are tons of them and he's never going to have to worry about interacting with most of them. He's been putting effort into getting to know the JP Stars instead, which is way more useful

>>58542580
serves you right for living in a shithole

gardevoir sex

>>58542359
nta but I just looked it up. holy shit unity is greedy lol.

Altare doesn't care about girls.

>>58542600
>spending any money on pokemon cards

Axel is waiting for his 69 glizzies but axelotls aren't delivering

Yo those are great

>>58542689
he cares about me

God I love Altare

I'm a little jealous

>>58542768
ywnbf

Altare's sitting on so much money lmfao

I’m going to rape Altare for dominance and steal his Pokémon card collection.

ah the gay cards

>>58542205
>thinking avoiding the cancer that is Catalog is a bad thing
LMAO

>>58542921
>I’m going to rape Altare for dominance and steal his Pokémon card collection.
That's how you get raped anon...

>>58542205
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.

i missed everything after the first 30 minutes, did he show his Pikachus?

what the fuck, how much money did he spend on this hobby

>>58543044
Sorry, I'm not a believer

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! I hope his yesterday was good, seems like he was very busy with the dentist and going to do more homework and all that, even today he's got more work to do! To be honest, I kind of like the silent work streams he does on occasion, I don't know why but they do weirdly help? Ah, but this guy must be super tired right now, but I don't mind! It's nice to know that he's sleeping I suppose- this guy really does work very hard all the time. I hope he's getting good help in everything so that it's not too much of a burden, I think he is at least! I'm still hoping that we'll get good news in AK-XOLOTL perms!!! It's such a cute game, I know that Axel will love it with how well suited it is to the axelotls. Love this guy though, make up soon Axel! Eat well later today and I hope that you're able to get plenty of work done, please always stay happy and healthy!!!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND MAGNI AND VESPER LOVE!!!!!

>>58543070
Yes

how does it not fall off his head

I only emulated the games and never bought any cards ever, how much money can I hypothetically get if I marry Altare and sell his Pokemon card collections?

Altare's biggest flaw is believing in this grading scam

>>58542689
I agree, but given that's the case, and given it implies he doesn't care to learn about them, it's really weird that he keeps opening their cards. And I guess I'm just baffled at how an employee doesn't know most of them, when I know 90+% of them just by seeing YouTube titles and thumbnails.

>>58543189
Thanks doc! Tempus love!

love this fuck

>>58543245
Do they know him?

>>58543245
Altare only watches twitch vtubers

>>58543245
Altare likes opening cards and he doesn't give a shit about your waifu dude, just accept it and move on.

>>58543265
YOU!!! Love you very much and I hope you've been well the past few days!!! A huge big kiss for you on the cheek, CHU~!!!!!!!! Since the weekend is coming up I wish you a good one where you go out to eat your most favourite food!

>>58543227
So far the estimate is looking comfortably over 5 digits

>>58543189
AXEL LOVE!!
AXELOTL PRIME LOVE!!

axel you fucking lazy wake up

>>58541771
>Copyright in the bottom right says Cover Corp
>Niji
Are you braindead?

lol the pikachu binder is back

THE PIKACHU BINDER

I want to burn his collection of pikachu cards

PIKACHU BINDER PIKACHU BINDER PIKACHU BINDER

>>58543305
No idea. But if they were going to keep interacting with media containing him, I'm sure they would.
>>58543358
I don't even have a waifu, man. This isn't about a waifus. This is about blue nigga's capacity for information retention through rote memorization.

>>58543554
yeah that was my point

>>58543554
anon-chama....

he's so cute but god I want to sell it all.

>>58543497
I LOVE YOU TOO!!! CHU~!!! Get yourself something nice today!

ENTER GOD

This pikachu binder is diagnosable

>>58543685
Axel wake up your oshi is in your chat

I think it's quite possible that he likes pikachu

>>58543668
This is why men are afraid to open up about their hobbies. Let this blue faggot have his pikachus. It's okay if you don't understand them, but he's better off on an emotional level with them.

>>58543783
im not convinced

This the full power of Altare’s autism

We are getting a glimpse at the full extent of his pikamadness...

>>58543771
hes dead...

>>58543621
why are you so pressed about this, they probably dont know him and he doesnt know them. He likes pretty cards so he opens hololive card packs - thats probably all there is to it.

>>58543685
Nice

>>58543685
HE WOKE!

AXEL ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIchH7iZrCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIchH7iZrCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIchH7iZrCs
>>58543896
DOUBTER GET BTFO

All itabags are a joke next to Altare's pikachu binder

>>58543783
Proof next thread?

>>58543685
altare pulled her in weiss schwarz and now she has manifested.

What caused Altare to latch onto a childhood symbol like this

You are baiting bait you retards

altare's pikachu collection is cute

>>58543685
Reminder that apparently she asked him to collab a few times and he's always declined

>>58543958
Controlling parents

HOLY FUCK THAT'S HUGE

How is this man a real person

I am 100% certain that Altare has fapped to over half of the pokegirls.
I am 85% certain that Altare has fapped to a Pikachu gijinka specifically.

>>58544043
he's a pussy and very afraid of her advancements

>>58543958
Altare latched onto pikachu, Magni latched onto Sonic, Axel latched onto Zack...

>>58544131
>>58544043
Someone post the roberu gif with her lmao

>>58544069
This is impressive, but mid-tier compared to what's out there.

If it isn't shadowless it's no more than 2k

Is axel up?

I'm impressed.

>>58544257
thanks Ive been waxing

>>58544043
dumb dingo

>>58544043
Timestamps?

>woken up by matsuri
hmmm

>I think
AXEL NO

narnie....

>>58543913
>why are you so pressed about this
I dunno. I guess I just want to believe that he would put his mind to it. It similarly bothers me how the boys continually drop hobbies and skills.

taking all of altare’s pikachu cards out of his binder and putting them in a pile and cumming all over them

>>58544430
magmite stop projecting

>>58544467
We'd finally see him angry

Axel is closer to JP girls than Tempus boys

>>58544340
Matsuri drugged him....