/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

shontoes
me in the OP

>>58525384
me on the left

Does shondo want to get kidnapped? Is this kidnap bait? Does she have unresolved issues and can only achieve catharsis through an authentic kidnapping?

>>58525445
:D

>>58525384
where did you find this picture of meK820VS

ryona

do you think this image was making fun of the manlets in her community?

>>58525445
:D

Shes really good at this game

>>58525445
:D

>>58525445
:D

>>58525540
yeah you

>>58525445
:D

>>58525445
:D
>>58525384
me in the OP I made it bros

>>58525583
its crazy how bad women are at video games I'll never get over it

>>58525695
just think of it as your little sister playing games and its cute again

>>58525540
she was thinking of iProe the entire time

>>58525746
I have a little sister and her being shit at video games annoys the fuck out of me

>>58525540
you subbed

>>58525838
i hope not

>>58525945
back foul beast

This game is batshit insane.

>>58523262
no problem!! big big love<3

>>58525890
did she not read that one out?

i need to squish and squeeze her

>>58526667
yeah me

>>58525445
pyro :D

got it, never saving shondo because she will literally never do the sex

my wife is such a gamer

>>58527354
She did sex with me already. Had her first squirt and shes pairbonded to me now

doubters btfo

HAHAH FUCK YOU DOUBTERS MY WIFE IS A GAMER THANKS FOR THE CHOCOS FUCKERS

Didn’t Alice get stuck at this part for like 3 hours?

Is this a potential filter?

>>58528169
Not anymore. She basically did it already.

Why is it always florida

why do women always say it's either [...] or me

>>58528747
It’s a nice place when it isn’t being fucked by the weather

my wife is searching for the perfect child

>>58528886
Someone get this girl a mirror

there's free lolis at the orphanage they don't want you to know about you can just take them

YOOOO DBZ FIGHT

Man I love her laugh

>>58529000
I bet David Cage liked Dragon Ball Evolution

>>58529019
its lovely isnt it

Huh, furry artist

not taking any chances with this screenshot but the artist who raided is still streaming for some reason and she said shadow has a cute voice

>>58529307
>look them up
>first thing I see is a loli furry getting dicked

>>58529368
Hi moobot

Oh this is the art she drew. I love this one

>>58529368
can you post a link?

>>58529543
cuuuute

>>58529603
racal_ra, they just stopped streaming there

>>58529673
thanks

>>58529543
oh yeah thats a great one

HUH

>>58529543
cute

>>58529543
if you want her to love you as a fetish friend just draw her once

Her cumming you say

>>58530144
:D

>>58530144
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRAPE

>>58530144
G

>>58530144
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>58530166
Good screenshot

>>58530144
GGGGGGGGG

incoming sex scene

>>58530356
hopefully with the loli

how long has it been since she kissed us after she comes back?

She should get a wireless headset and go nose powder with it on

how can she powder her nose this fast?
i went to take a piss as soon as she said it and she was back at the same time as me

>>58530486
She has a very small bladder

>>58530486
Anon, I go at the same time as her and always come back before her. Just how much are you pissing?

>>58530475
Reminds me of someone who was wearing 3D, I think that mocopi one, and they went to the toilet with it still on and getting so far away the model just spazzed out.
Can't remember who it was now.

>>58530522
im hydromaxing
I'd rather not piss a kidney stone

>>58530486
I feel like she runs there and tries to do it as fast as possible

>>58530583
Based hydromaxxer.
Drink so much you feel like you are on drugs.

I like when people put on a pastor voice they just sound like that chicken from looney tunes

inis antis doko

cumming in shondo's mouth while inis sucks on my balls

>>58530836
you do not want to let inis near your balls. please trust me on this one.

>>58530486
girls have stronger bladder muscles

>>58530863
only a weak man couldnt force one of their balls up their pee hole. also reminder inis made fun of circumsized peepees

why are you talking about inis in my wife's thread

>>58530926
>inis made fun of circumsized peepees
good

>>58530952
rude to the people who had to do it for medical reasons...

>>58530952
I hate my parents

>>58530926
just to remind you she thought when people are circumcized, they take away all skin, all the way to the base

>>58530993
phimosis is not a serious problem I think

>>58531067
do you think phimosis is just the exact same condition every time? if it's so bad you can't wash in there and it leads to infections it is a serious problem

What the fuck is this game

>last thread
you guys can't help but cock watch every regular can you

>>58531147
kino

I need a QRD on what the fuck happened in this story

the word pretentious has david cage's face next to it in the dictionary

>>58531169
why doesn't anyone want to rate my cock

>>58531497
i want to

>>58531537
sent ;)

>>58531537
Focus on the stream Mod

>>58531388
Hooded guy and his bosses stem from Mayan times. Yellow guy is an AI that grew from the internet. A child comes along who can grant great power/destroy humanity.

Mayan guys get Lucas to kill a guy in ritual to get more information on shit, because Lucas was tainted by that Chroma thing thats in the final battle when he was a kid the Mayans power makes him turn into a super saiyan.

Lucas saves the child and puts it in the Chroma thing, stopping the Mayans or the AIs from using her power to enslave humanity.

And Lucas has zombie sex with a woman who loves him who barely knows him and cums his zomie cum in her retarded womb.

interesting, not surprising

shondo thinks IT is a single job...

>>58530448
without being reminded?
redebut

I'm a programmer but I can't seem to find a well paying one that lets me paypig like all the other IT guys, what am I doing wrong

>black guy shows up
>groovy music starts

>>58531823
If you are in EU you are pretty much fucked.

>>58531823
either find a niche or get good enough at sucking dick to land a job with better pay

Did Shondo start doing ASMR again? I remember her saying that she didn't feel comfortable doing them many months ago, but I haven't had much time to watch streams.

>>58531823
you need to work in the US. literally the only place in the world where developers are paid well (entry-level 6 figure salary).

>>58531687
1/3 of the yesses is in tech support, 1/3 is either still studying CS in uni or neets

>>58531853
If you are in the EU you can just be a neet

HAAAAAAANG IT UP

>>58531927
She never stopped. What she doesn't want to do is cater to the mommyfags.

>>58531823
I don't know, either slave away with java til you have the kind of tenure to make good money on it or keep really up to date on whatever new dumb fad comes along because those cryptofags were making beaucoup money until that whole industry imploded

>>58531936
I'm one of the NEETs.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG IT UP

>>58532076
if by "many months ago" anon means like, march of last year then she did express not wanting to make videos anymore because of brainworms or whatever

>>58531687
shondo refuses to acknowledge that some people just don't go to work

>>58531940
im doing this and its pretty hard sometimes
Gotta plan shit way in advance, and if anything ever breaks youre fucked
Also cant whale as much as i want
only have like 100 euro that i can freely spend on stuff

>>58531940
romania and bulgaria are in the eu

>>58531687
really skewed it by adding IT, and then afterwards she says there's that many programmers kek
I think many oilers and regulars were actual programmers still

>>58532290
a soul crushing revelation

>>58532222
i don't get how you do it. i was unemployed for a year and wanted to kill myself from boredom. sounds nice in theory but in reality it's hell imo

>>58532412
when I got out of uni it took me four months to find a job and by month 3 I was starting to go a bit insane and started drawing and learning JP so I wasn't just consooming all day

>>58532412
ive been a neet for 10 years now
in the beginning i just used to play a lot of games, but nowadays i mostly browse /v/ and read manga
it is mind numbingly boring and im pretty much just looking for shit to do all day

>>58532412
NTA
I would only make 300 € more per month if I work, dont really see the point in that, being bored is preferable.

>>58532412
I don't get how it's that difficult, just watch vtubers and play games

bravo david cage, bravo

>>58532412
maintain passion programming projects, learn JP, do music production, exercise properly, and you already don't have enough time for everything even if you neet.

>>58532901
hi ray

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UavRf7-16mc

RATE THE GAME

That was a great stream. The laughs through it were great.

>>58531047
I physically cringed when she demonstrated that.

>>58533058
SOVL/10

>>58533058
3/10 - most fun I ever had

>>58533058
masterpiece/10

>>58533023
sorry not ur namefriend

>>58533058
HAAAANG IT UP/10

Oh yeah I forgot about the magical draw stream.
I will be away at that time. Pain.

>>58533058
it defies ratings, it is simply kino

>>58533058
Hilarious and a major fucking trainwreck/10

>>58533058
kino/10

>>58533058
since everyone is haha muh irony xD i'm gonna give the only serious rating and say 2/10

>>58533058
It's amazing how he continued to make games after this one/10

>shondo raiding some random chuuba instead of her wife nina
What did she mean by this?

>>58525890
Did she ever read this sub?

>>58533321
Mimi is her oomfie

>>58533321
>random
fuck off newfag

>>58533321
My guess is that she doesn't want to exclusively raid her friends.

>>58533321
>random chuuba
die newfag die

>>58533321
she feels bad that we terrorized her chat during collab

So true oomfie

I hate everyone who says oomfie.

always funny seeing newfags out themselves

>>58533461
okay oomfie

>>58530144
G!!!!!!!!

>>58533524
Fuck you!

>>58531687
I've been a neet since covid but was in IT before. I'll start applying to jobs today, thanks for the motivation /shon/

>unironically calls Ellen Page Elliot
Yeah, not watching that.

>>58533538
love you too oomfie

>>58533058
My nigga Tyler made it/10

>>58533058
Silly fun/10

>>58533597
shut the fuck up snowflake no one cares about your sensitive ass

>>58533058
pure kino/10

>>58533693
how ironic

>>58533384
I mean close friends

>>58533716
and they say women don't have self awareness

>>58533693
>has a mental breakdown because someone doesn't accept your made-up reality
>calls others snowflakes
i love this for you oomfie

>>58533597
FOOKIN PRONOUNS

alright /shon/ you keep doing you see you all next stream

>>58533597
lmao i wonder if juno is considered an mpreg movie now

Suicide anon how are you feeling after the stream today?

>>58534313
man im dead

>>58534313
he ain't here no more

>>58533294
not ironic it's just hard to rate something that's bad in a good way like B-movies

>>58533869
you came to the thread to complain kek

>>58534390
kek

>>58533294
Sorry that some of us like to have fun

>>58534313
If he still kills himself after this kino there was no hope

>>58534600
seems i hit a nerve. i had fun too, but i'm still not gonna pretend that it's an amazing game. really can't stand the whole i love brainrot (ironic) culture in current year. it's retarded. it's like people are scared of good things because it's lame to actually like things or something

>>58535302
Oh sorry you're just autistic

should i practice drawing for saturday or just rawdog it

>>58534313
Considering the timing of everything, it was likely Onion. But I'm glad she ignored his highlight at the end the stream. Hope he clues in that he's not special.

>>58535384
autism is being afraid to like things unironically. look at tobs or marimari if you want to know what i mean. it's 100% of their content. shondo is kind of like that sometimes with games like this but it's rarer for her

>>58535556
You're too autistic to understand the concept of a joke, I'm so sorry

>>58535549
Hope you can someday clue in that you're a shitty person

>>58535579
maybe you're just exceedingly bad at making jokes?

I'm not going to practice but I need to decide what I'm going to draw. Any ideas? Like do we draw her, cats, random things.

>>58535642
shon animals is a good idea if youre not experienced drawing people

>>58535612
I hope you can clue in that I'm not as shitty as someone who dumps a death on a mentally ill girl during her stream-pep time and pressures her with the expectation to entertain him still.

I'm gonna draw a huge fat cock

>>58535799
that's average

>>58535642
Draw a sign that says 'Welcome to Shonrrasic Park' and I'll draw dinosaurs with ribbons on their limbs and necks next to it

>>58535753
kill yourself

>>58535829
it still works okay :(

>>58535900
I have no reason to, angychama.

What do you think she got to eat after stream?
Please dont say my cum

>>58536364
my cum

>>58536364
processed fake meat

>>58536364
my cum

>>58536364
my cum
>>58535799
thats huge? weak

>>58536364
my cum

>>58532222
>>58532589
writing this made me realize how worthless i am
no passions, no ambitions, i am just consooming all day every day
being a neet is suffering

>>58536509
being a neet is based. all i do is go to the gym, play videogames, and watch shondo
the only downside is im sad all the time

>>58536634
sounds like a pretty big downside anon. i don't think anyone can feel good about themselves while parasitizing on others desu, no matter how edgy of a facade you may have.

>>58536752
you feel bad because you have no passions and no ambitions, not because you're a neet

>>58536752
yeah it was more of a joke. I made this post >>58533594
I've realized how unhappy I really am recently and will try to improve myself. Starting to go to the gym for shondo helped a lot but now its just making me want to be even better

Pounding on my door from inside as a random female waits helplessly for the elevator.

>>58536909
my second favorite passtime after shadowboxing outside the battered women's shelter

>>58536987
kek

Meeting a psychiatric doctor in <8 hours (I'm ridiculously drunk)

>>58538437
Anon...

>>58538437
Remember never be honest with them

>>58538437
let us know what they say about shondo if you bring her up

>>58538437
just don't take any meds or shondo might disappear

>>58538437
Have fun in the mental hospital

>>58538829
I hope not, but I'll pack for it.

shondos cheeks

Shondo's soles on my face

>>58539293
which ones

>>58538538
whats the point of not telling them whats wrong with you? not trying to say you're wrong im just ignorant

I see some shiggers acting strange. I bet they are cheating and DMers seething about no more dms
I see you cheater scum

>>58539536
spill the tea sis

sorry i'm tech illiterate. how do you back up your stuff? i think i'd kill myself if my ssd with my shondo folder died. i'm starting to have a significant number of items that i wouldn't be able to get again

>>58539536
Shondo stop larping as a black person on the intenet.

>>58539821
Buy two expensive HDDs and backup your shit in both of them
Or buy a plan for dropbox or something like that and upload all your shit there

Using a cattle brand on Shonshon

>>58539821
get an external drive and copy it over.

>>58539407
They dont care, best case they just prescribe you something worst case mental hospital for 2 months or longer, you can tell them hey i think i have x because i have the symptoms DSM-5 describes and thats it. Dont go into depth into your personal life, they will just pretend that you have more things than you really have.

>>58540612
BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED

>>58539371
yes

I personally would love to hear what a psych or therapist thinks of an anon talking about Shondo

Based Mr. Bucket keeping his problems to his twitter and not dumping on Shondo in pre-stream offline chat. Take notes, that is how you do it, gents.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mobXdCclM40

>>58543752
obsessed with other men

>>58525424
Lucky you

>>58547836
Yes, how did you know?

>>58525384
Haven't watched in a while, is she still dming her biggest donators?

>>58549048
Wrong girl catalogchama
She dm'd anyone who dm'd her but closed them a while back due to excessive traumadumping

>>58549048
it was far more than just that guy, most of them not oilers, but she told people to stop DMing her awhile ago

>>58549048
Not donators, never was, she just had dms open for all fans for "important" reasons only. People took advantage of this and would spam 4chan rrats, any tiny brainworm they had, and it got to the point where she was getting 50+ dms a day and she had to beg people to stop abusing it because it was stressing her out big time

>>58549360
he probably read about darkkal and assumed the DM bit was exclusive to him

>>58549686
I still hate this faggot so much but shondo was right as always and no one did shit

>>58549201
>Trauma dumping to vtubers at every chance
I'll never get this, no girl is going to be impressed by a dude dumping all his issues at them

>>58550164
shoggers are really concerned about coming on top of all the husbands and somehow think they're doing so by being a whimpering cunt around her at all times

Why are you all so fucking obsessed with other chatters it's so weird

>>58552231
I dont know it just happened one day. Some days are better than others and I can ignore it other days I seethe about almost anything

>>58552231
We've been overrun by homosexuals

>>58552231
I don't know why I keep coming here. Every time I see a comment about me here it's like a knife in my gut. It's deserved yet I'm still here. I just accept being a punching bag.

>>58553040
shut the fuck up moobot

>>58552231
some husbands are more husbands than others

>>58553138
are you saying this because they're dereks or because as a derek you see all their infidelity

who followed her back? I see artists that follow her but not that she follows back

Thoughts on this image?

>>58556230
She talks too much anyway

>>58556441
Yeah to me

>>58556230
How I keep her when she isn't streaming, gagged, blindfolded, tied up.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111730238
uoh

>>58556590
>1m
She did her best. I will carry her back to safety.
Very nice art

>>58556590
Hot but he needs to draw her flat again

Wonder if she'll do stuff on twitter again tonight. Feeling tired already and wanted to go to bed early.

goodnight!

pomf plap plap plap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKTel7T8-nw

>>58556821
I think he is trying to play safe

Fuck me to hell high.

>>58563436
anonchama?

>>58563436
why didn't you jump?

>>58563436
Sweep your floor you fat slob

Tf was that even supposed to be

>>58564447
A last ditch effort for attention.

>>58561639
I like the way she says plap

i wanna watch stuff with her rn :C

>>58565422
me too im feeling really lonely tonight :[

Dm me

>>58565733
Stop baiting me, Shondo. Go the fuck to sleep.

>>58565733
about what

>>58565733
In 2 days.

nobody ever dms me even when i do something odd or retarded...

I need wife to clean my house its filthy and im too tired. I will cook for you in exchange.

If I posted my phone number in this thread would shondo call me?

>>58566427
No but you would get surprises

>>58543752
you shouldn't talk about your problems on the internet at all. he's still hoping she'll find it when she stalks lol

>>58566427
Did you not buy merch? She would have it if you did.

>>58566427
no but I would call you

>>58566427
I'll call you right now if you post it

>>58566460
>>58566558
>>58566864
Ok if I do it you guys wont dox me, right? I never anti'd or trauma dumped in donos or anything

>>58567034
go the fuck to sleep, shondo

>>58567034
this is not a private conversation hundreds of seaniggers will potentially see it now or in the future

>>58543752
>>58566540
at least with Bucketchama, its done in a place that she can comfortably ignore if she needs to. hell he didn't even @ her, which is surprising given how most shoggers are.

If she doesn't see my traumadumps its a skill issue. I don't need to @ her. Do your reps shondo.

>>58568254
Her stalking has been pretty mid for a while now. more interested in stalking her old classmates

>>58568314
They grow up so fast

>>58568314
her "stalking" is going through her list a few days in a row every few weeks and thats it. She doesnt really check husbands twitters anymore

shlop shlop shlop shlop

shontummy

need her little buttcheeks

Would you?

>>58570890
yes i would

>>58568781
Most of their twitters are very boring

>>58571575
I spend 5 hours of my free time watching someone else play video games of course my twitter is boring

>>58571575
I am sorry :(

>>58571575
and yet shoggers in this very thread watch those twitters for who knows what purpose
maybe they should be making something of themselves like shondo is