/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i luv me shork

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>58497923
rubrubrubrubrub

need shark thighs

>>58498007
I would bully this school student with my penis. T u T

I want these to get a re-run.

Why is the 3rd anniversary merch so shit? They brought back the old plushies, which is cool, but nothing new on top of it? I swear these charms or a knockoff of them have been available for a while as well. O well. I'm not buying a bloop plushie fuck bloop

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>58497962
Stop rubbing Gurass

Apparently gawr gura likes sailing irl, and she used to play the piano. I wouldn't have guessed the former, but being how nautical she is it makes sense. Pretty cute facts

>>58498384
I want to go fishing with her...

I think Gura

>>58498600
i can't believe this farm girl has never gone fishin

>>58498384
when were these said? I kinda tuned out during some of the collabs

>>58498707
>think
Stop right there

>>58498707
Excellent.. excellent. Soon the world will too.

>>58498763
I don't think she ever said it. I found it somewhere really cursed and forbidden

>>58498384
I don't think I could go sailing with Gura. The boat would sink from all the mating pressing that would be going on.

>>58498900
Oh, then please kill yourself for presenting that information as if it's legitimate.

>>58498935
>Oh, then please kill yourself for presenting that information as if it's legitimate.

I miss the TTRPG streams, only because of Scout. Gura was fucking amazing at playing her.

I keep feeling like something awful is going to happen if Gura doesn't do her anniversary tomorrow when in reality nothing will have changed.

Luv me shork
Luv me Bloop
'ate barracudas
Simple as

my wife

my shark wife

>>58499711
that shit eating grin

I can't believe there isn't even a single erotic picture of her new outfit made that I could beat my meat off to and instantly goom if one were to be posted here

>>58499751
i love her smug grin

oh nyo~

>>58499865
I've seen few, just go to X

I need to fill this dorky brat with my goom

>>58499711
Sir, I'll take that prostitute worth $0.

Sex with a fembud.

>>58500350
already booked forever to live with me

>>58500135
Post them here, most of them aren't tagged and rate limits exist.

congrats for the 1M view of the meme song Gooba

>>58500654
why do people call it a meme song? is that what you call any popular song these days?

>>58500721
Because it literally generated a bunch of memes?

>>58500762
what memes? I've never seen any of these memes.

>>58500374
Well, I see we got a fellow based chumchad in the chat tonight.
>*tips fedora*

>>58500374
fembuds aren't real

>>58500770
It was supposed to come out months ago when the meme was fresh, and lots of chubas did a cover of it. The delay on her outfit was substantial

>>58501031
What meme. I did some googling and it seems that redrawing the song is considered a meme? That's not really a meme. Is doing the Haruhi dance a meme???

Gura is sexy, too sexy, way too erotic, too bratty and erotic. She's also obscene and I need to fuck her. I need to fuck her silly. I need to fuck her until her brattyness gets subdued.

see? That is why you don't engage

>>58501119
I'm engaged to Gura

>>58501184
i'm hooked up on gura

Please help, I need to sleep

Gura again tomorrow

Im eating gura

>>58501208
CEASE! ILLEGAL GOOB!

I cant sleep

>>58501088
Alright, I guess it "just" went viral.

>>58501208
Just goom

>>58501213
I hope you're right.

>>58501213
Would destroy this bratty princess!

>>58501243
Okay calling it a meme song is way better than the word viral, I'm okay with it now.

>>58501213
Really?

>>58501311
Yes, as revealed by Amelia Watson in her member stream, somebody, that somebody being Gawr Gura, has an anniversary stream tomorrow. Let's all have happy shark thoughts with this information.

>>58501308
No no no no, you argued for this. We're calling it a viral song now. You can't back down now.

>>58501208

>>58501341
Fuck fuck fuck I take it back I shut this Pandora's box
>>58501359
I really should, night. Maybe we will wake up to a frame. That would be nice.

Kek. So now that it's confirmed she won't be streaming tomorrow, how does it feel to be the only fanbase where the chuuba hates your guts and doesn't celebrate her anniversary to spite all of you?

A Goob, a Goob, a Goob Goob Goob
A wheeze, a whooze, a wheeze whaz whooze
A nutz, a nutz, I'm talkin' deez
Way up there in the cunny trees!

>>58501580
alright you went WAY too hard right away
you won't get very many (You)s like this

>>58501338
I NEED IT NOW! BLEND THE SHARK AND INJECT HER INTO MY FUCKING VEINS RIGHT NOW!!!!

I bought some new body wash and I smell nice. Makes me wonder if Gura would like it and smell me.

I love her more than anything!

you goob you lose

>>58501385
>gura's reaction when told she has to stream

>>58500043
extremely fuckable creature

I simply love da Goobs.

>>58502021
How about I goom?

>>58502252
Can you share some of those Goobs?

>>58502259
Even worse

So where'd that one guy go saying that if Gura didn't apologize he'd release all his totally real information

>>58502741
Cute Bloop

My 2nd biggest regret is that I'm not a day 1 member

>>58502275
Here's a Gooba who's smile should be protected.

>>58503038
What if I want to do no no things to da Goobs?

I miss Gura having an opening she could type in. Hopefully when she retires the Hologra one we get another one that can do that. Combined with singing over Blue Horizon we'll have high Goob potential.

what kind of students have nametags?

Why am I so into this silly dumb little girl

>>58500816
most fanartists are fembuds

>>58504003
Proof?

>>58504255
idk I just know my favorite fanartist is a fembud so I'm extrapolating from my sample size of 1

>>58502972
I used to be but my bank got paranoid one day and thought my card was stolen, now I'm like a day 3 or 4 bud

>>58504616

Windy shark loveeeeeeeee

I need to get new fanarts from the collab, hm

Child

>>58504894
why does this shit art have 2000 likes

>Walk into class
>See these 2 in your spot
What do?

>>58505045
loudly set my bag down next to them and glare at them until they move

>>58505015
That isn't shit art, this is shit art:

>>58505078
that art is amazing and cute, looks like anime gollum, I would raise as a pet

>>58505096
kys tumblrina.

>>58505045
Bully them for their lunch money

Can I get real for a moment? I loved the anniversary collab relay, and will now proceed to put on the VODs while cleaning the house

>>58505211
I'm walking my leashed naked gollugura in the park and disciplining her when she pees without permission

funky lookin fish

>>58505284
Same brotha, but I'm gonna watch the vod while playing the block game

gura would have won kiara's game if she had put gura on ame's team like she wanted

child

>>58506123
Yeah mine

Could you guys stop having inappropriate thoughts of my daughter?

Goob morning
Goob night

See you guys on halloween

>>58506695
Cute Bloop

Bought the keychain, tapestry, and cardholder. Need to bring up the bag.

brats

>>58506845
where are you going ?

>>58507003
I was going to wait until she started streaming regularly to buy any merch, but that cardholder.. I kinda need one. But then again its gonna charge me stupid shipping fees.

>>58498384
I don't know if she said any of that so care to post proof? timestamp or something?

>>58507198
My bratty onaholes T o T

Guys she told me that she's going to finish her Halloween house in MC this year!

>>58507666
When did she say this? And for once I hope this larp turns out to be true because I have been wanting to see that thing for 2 years now.

Gura is a sexual deviant and she knows it

>>58507901
and I love her for it!

>>58507371
Leaving until Guras next stream

>>58507530
Chumcucks like you are exactly why management lets her take months long breaks, she can show up from nowhere literally just to shill merch at you and you'll buy it no questions asked

>>58507003
me too, I'm particulary excited about it this time, dunno why

>>58508427

>>58507003
Bought the cardholder too. Actual useful merch.

so no stream tonight?

>>58508862
ask Gura

>>58508862
>>58508867
gooru here stream today !

>>58508911
thx gara!

bloop is cuter than ebi

>>58508911
Fuck you Gura! You owe me sex!

>>58508977
Shut up Bloop

its on the way to my city, i will post it here again if it's legit dino gura or just retarded copy

>>58509223
Good luck bud

Do you guys know what Ina and Ame were poking her to mention during the collab? Sounded like an announcement that gooba ended up not being able to say on stream.

>>58509851
Pushing her to announce a solo stream today but she was too scared of committing to it

>>58509851
probably the asmr love nest, but she didn't want to announce it in front of everyone.

>>58509223
Thank you for that. I'll order one also.

are we really gonna end september with less than 2h of content?

>>58509851
Well obviously they wanted her to announce that she's marrying me

>>58509851
It's not good. Be happy she did not say anything.

>>58509960
I suppose that's the most likely scenario. Waaaaay more likely than >>58510062 because obviously it's me

>schizoposting
sisters...did you totally see what she almost said...like oh...my...god...

>>58510495
what now? tell me before I go to bed and dream about gura.

>>58510583
>>58509851

>>58510046
Now say "thank you gooba

Did Gura announce when the anniversary stream is going to be?

>>58510987
That was the anniversary stream.

excuse me

>>58511179
she has something to announce because when they were asking her more than one time she finally told them that she couldn't which tells us that there is something she has to announce so we figured it's some kind of merch or something. If we don't get a stream today with some kind of merch or some other announcement today then She may have upset management and they took it away from her and they are no longer letting her do it.

>>58511378
>Blaming management
Never change chumkeks

>>58511441
If she does not announce anything and the other girls know she has something to announce then what other thing could be going on if it's not management holding something up who other would tell Gura she can not announce something?

Alright chumbuds I've missed the last two streams how were they?

Anyone got the time stamp of Gura saying that she will try to do better because actions speak louder than words?

>>58511520
Gura told the other EN girls she can't announce anything she is not allowed too.

timestamp of the girls "pushing" gura to announce something? I don't remember anything like that

>>58511481
You'll believe what you want to believe. Maybe it was a special stream that she decided to give up on. Could have been anything

>>58511602
it was the last collab stream they did.

okay i leave you guys for today, have fun

>>58511546
She sure tried super hard this time right bros?
Cant wait till she totally tries again next time.
https://youtu.be/GbXEhYb-lX4?t=9886

>>58511623
whatever the case may be it's odd behavior from Gura and it worries me. She is the only one of them who did not get her own new Anivsory merch and that is unlike cover to give up the money she would bring in from that.

Anyone got the timestamp to the morgellons mention?

Anyone got the the timestamp when gura said she was craving fried chicken and watermelon during the crazy taxi stream?

>>58511441
>Defending management
Even more pathetic

Anyone got the timestamp for when she last told me I love you?

Anyone got the timestamp of kiara mentioning gura’s bushi pucci?

Anyone got the timestamp of Gura saying nigga on stream?

>>58512177
January 1st, 1970 at 00:00:00 UTC

Anyone got the timestamp of Gura getting rape by her chumbie (me)?

Indecent child porn!

Anyone got the timestamp of Gura mentioning her ass wiping T-shirt?

>>58511481
i know a lot of her supposed "fans" are quick to blame her since she's the only visible part of the story, but a lot of her recent actions also look like what happens when someone gets no support from a management that just expects its talents to somehow "deal with it". the delay of that new outfit, its shitty rigging, the delayed MV, the lack of new merch - that's not a talent thing, that's a management fuckup thing. "I'm just here so I don't get fined."

Reps complete! Safety bar box squats felt good today. Still talking a lot with cardio cutie.

>>58512421
I am proud of you repsbud

Anyone got a timestamp of when it gets better?

damn source game making me dizzy

Anyone got a timestamp of Gura farting?

>>58512558
if you unsub and it gets better for us

my wife

>>58512645
I'm not subscribed to the thread, don't worry. But when is Gura going to start streaming for real again?

I missed the relay the other day. Did gura seem like she was having fun? or was she just sort of there.

>>58512707
Like I said, if you unsub you don't need to worry about it anymore, and you don't need to keep pestering others about it either. Win win.

>>58512752
That's like saying if you burn all the money in your bank account you don't have to worry about saving for retirement.

>>58512804
whatever helps you stop being a whiny bitch I guess, maybe having parents that loved you

>>58512874
Damn, projection time already? Maybe you should unsubscribe from the thread lmao

>>58512874
I ride my mother from room to room with a burger king crown on my head pretending I am looking down on all the "peasants." They are massive amounts of ants but it works well enough

>>58512914
I would but I can't find the subscribe button for some reason I keep replying. Is this thing telepathic. Has to be. Only possibility.

Timestamp for fart shark?

>>58511850
She’s only ever talked about her fibrous toes, I don’t think she has ever said morgellons

Timestamp for gura smell?

man that comment really got to them

>>58512751
Just sorta there, withdrawala

>>58513013
A chumbie had the morgellons timestamp, too early in the day for them to be here I think

>>58509223
well... [BAD NEWS] my package is gone...

Timestamp?

Did that dude ever make another Gura feet compilation? Need to goom.

>>58513073
that's too bad. Maybe she'll have more fun on the next one.

>>58513532
She had a lot of fun in the uno one.

>>58512751
started out like a zombie but got better as time went on, was having lots of fun at gartic and uno but clammed up hard at the last one because excess of people

>the patriarchy
What did she mean by this? I thought she was based...

ghost weegee2 remake releasing next summer? poor gura

I always understand that Cover is a company and they always want to brainwash fans of their idols into fans of Hololive, of Cover. And I hate being led around like a fool. Therefore, if Gura is still unable to stream live for any reason, I will not buy any merchandise nor join any memberships in Hololive's channels.
Today while watching Gura stream with her friends, I cried. I deeply miss the time when she could freely have fun with her friends. Especially when she was with Kronii, Mumei and Fauna, they innocently played games together like children. I don't want to see the current Hololive, something that only knows how to control people's joy, control members' streams, something that only cares about money.
Currently there are many other Vtuber companies like phase connect or Idol-en... If Cover doesn't want to give me my favorite food, I will simply change restaurants to eat!

>>58515180
>Unironically watching Idol-EN or Phase Connect
I won't watch your whores

I need to impregnate this fully grown mature adult woman

>>58515180
>this shill post brought to you by poorly trained AI.

>>58515597
uppies

>>58515597
But that's a child

>>58516096
I'd give her uppies, with my wiener.

>>58515597
If Gura wants uppies, she gets uppies. I don't make the rules.

I want gura to play thousand year door and get to the foot fetish dragon

oh nyo

I want to explore Gura's itty bitty cun cun with my pp.

I honestly like Biboo and FWMC a lot
When will Gura overcome her shyness problem

>>58517060
When everyone else on this board does.

>>58517142
just like me fr...

Booba huhaha

>>58517424
Disgusting

>>58517060
I switch between all but don't watch any in full yet. The minecraft stream was fun and I'm looking forward to more. I think Gura with Bijou or FWMC will make a good stream.

I have the same social problems as Gura so I get it a bit: when things are going bad or I'm feeling really bad I have less social energy and have less to put into keeping up a face for people and what I do have is put into worrying about the current problem. I think irl is really kicking her butt right now and Gura doesn't have the others members around at home to unwind her. I think she fell back into her poor eating habit before the Splash Party.

>>58517497
Hoocha!

Stream announcement any minute now

>>58517060
>>58517603
I think you people need to stop making shit up.

Who will Gooba's first 1 on 1 collab with an advent member be with?

>>58518202
Never happening kek

>>58517714
Any second now...

>>58518202
>Collab
That would require streaming

>>58512385
>Chuuba doesn't do their job
>management stops wasting time and money on them
Gee if it isn't the consequences of her own actions

>>58497866
Gura please retire

>threadshitting monkeys are back
They really are subhuman. Like literally, primitive, proto-humans.

>>58518364
Not my fault chumfaggots shit the catalog all the time and threadshit as well

>>58518397
Ah yes, and it is the antis that post supportive messages and superchat, right?

>>58518328
>Management doesn't do their job
>Branch declines
Yeah the consequences of their actions

>>58518428
And you enable her ghosting behaviour so what's your point?

>>58518397
No it's definitely your fault for coming to this thread and constantly shitting up the place.

>>58518443
You don't care either way, so why does it bother you? You don't have something called a moral code and values, stop LARPing that you do.

>>58518468
What is there to talk about other than her not streaming
>>58518470
>moral codes and values
Newfag where the fuck do you think you are posting?

>no, no I can’t…
That was all we need to know she’s isn’t coming back just yet.

>>58518507
>trying to >we into his mental illness
read the rules faggot, maybe you're the one who doesn't understand where he's posting

chumfucks still think gura gives one single fuck about her fanbase. She literally sees you as ATM MACHINES
DISPOSABLE TRASH
Imagine supporting someone who hates her fanbase and streaming
GRIM

>>58518507
You not coming here and not saying anything would be better than you shitting the thread up.

>>58518440
>Supporting lazy behaviour
>Good
Thank god chumfaggots like you is not running hololive. There is a reason ENs are a flop and JPs continue to skyrocket in popularity.

>>58518585
>discuss something important
>is dismissed as shitting thread
This is y no one takes chumfaggots seriously

>>58518589
you will never care about hololive, keep seething

i had a dream that gura force fed me coca cola

>>58518589
You mean manangment's lazy behavior and incompetence that lead to the current state of the branch? They've been doing a pretty shitty job running things.

>>58518633
Hot!

Zoomer newfags still replying to my shitpost bot
GRIM

>>58518610
You've said literally nothing of value and yes you've just been shitting up the thread.

>>58518669
>I-I won
embarrassing

>>58518701
What are you saying that is of value you are just replying to the shitposter?

>>58518180
When Gura talks to her people

>>58518656
>Current state of the branch
Yeah they really should have made different hiring decisions. Thank God they seem to have done well with advent at least

Frame, doko?

>>58505045
pick up and place them both in my lap

>>58505045
Rape

>>58513074
There is no Morgellons timestamp. There's a her talking about walking around barefoot and picking fibers off timestamp.

>>58519370
What did she mean by this?

>>58519629
She was reading it off a note.

>>58519629
She wants you to think of the child (her, is the child)

>>58518705
Q-quit it! Gura isn't groceries!!!

dogs ate her.

>>58519922
if gura ever collabs with them she will absolutely ask to see their feet

>>58519982
Why? Gura isn't going to randomly ask them for no reason.

>>58519820
you're right, she's not for food. This is the equivalent of a girl buying a cucumber

>>58520201
People eat cucumbers you know. In fact I would say almost all cucumbers bought are eaten.

So what's she doing for her anniversary?

>>58520294
dont worry, ill be 'eating' her too

>>58520294
I'd eat Gura's cucumber

>>58520571
Satzu with trivia or something else??
I don't think she is gonna do the same thing she did for her BD (Kanearu MVs). Maybe we will see Mocopi 3D

Safe to say no guber today then, frame would have been up by now

>>58520866
>frame at this hour.
KYS

>>58520935
Learn time you idiot, frame usually up several hours ago, so absolutely no frame today

>>58520991
>source: my schizo wet dreams
Even numberfags said that this thread become worse lately, Gura always living rent free in schizos and antis heads.
Did you need 10 bait threads anti gura every day?? DID YOU LIFE IS SO MISERABLE. THAT YOU NEED TO HELP TO KILL YOURSELF??? I WILL HELP YOU. JUST TELL ME YOU LOCATION RETARD.

goom

>>58520866
Retard, not yet, give it an hour or two

>>58521288
Mating press

I don't care what anyone says, cold environments are way better places to live in every single way except maybe for not having little gurls in swimsuits for very long but that's about it. When me and gura buy our house we're moving somewhere cold deal with it

>>58521648
Gura and I are moving to Hawaii
cold places suck

>>58521797
cold is way better for you since it hastens senescence, name me a place near the equator that isn't full of roastie skins

I'm too sad to goom...

>>58522192
what are ya goona do, cry fr your face instead of your dick? Weakest chumbie

I just realized that I have plans tonight and might miss the limited signature merch if I have to buy it on my phone while out.
This is not good.

chances of a solo stream before the week ends?

what if there isn't a stream today. gura has given us no reason to think so...

>>58522339
very low given precedent

I can't even go to a beach without popping a boner now it's over bros

>>58522355
then nothing, I will be miserable, 9/10 of the IPs will be alternating between 'patientbud' and 'I just know she's doing something that would hurt us if we knew' larps, and nothing will change
there is no longer any hope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDE9T4iSL5Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDE9T4iSL5Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDE9T4iSL5Y

>>58522781
correction, 9/10 of the IPs will be alternating between 'we're so back' and 'she's only doing this because she's being forced to chumkek' larps
thank fucking god, though

yay

>3 years old spam in the chat
ah yes I love preschoolers too

>>58522781

>>58522781
>9pm

She wouldn't skip out on the anniversary, would she? It's a gigantic payout. At the very least 200k (which is what we know Mori made from limited sales stock 2 days ago, and Gura vastly mogs Mori in any publically available merch sale).
I mean what hope is there if:
-she doesn't care enough to gie an anniversary to fans
-doesn't even care about the money
-management can't even make her make them money

She is truly lost from any possible angle at that point.

9pm est?

oh it is an hour later than usual

WIFE WIFE WIFE

Are you guys gonna watch? School stream and yesterdays stream she was totally checked out, was like watching a wounded animal

Dunno if i want to see Goobastank in her current state, breaks my heart seeing such a nice person suffering

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANDATED MERCH STREAM LETS GOOOOO!!!!
SHE CARES ABOUT OUR MONEY SO MUCH BROS!!!!

>>58522781
Doubters need to fuck right off

GOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBA

>>58522975
If she wanted quick cash she would be brazen like Shiori.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAAJAHHAHHAHA IJJRJEVGRBR DOUBRYBRJR

>>58523003
Just don't buy the merch nigga, I'll never understand what the problem is
Honestly Gura probably even skipped the outfit merch everyone else did due to this sort of shittery

ANTIS BTFO AGAIN

BASED GOOBS

where are all those feistybuds who claimed they were going to SC her about her break? where are those cowards?

>>58523014
>Gura doesn't tell us things
>people doubt those things
Wow, it's almost like she could stop it by FUCKING TELLING US ABOUT THIS YESTERDAY WHEN SHE SHOULD HAVE.

>"she's not gonna stream" shitposters get btfo
>immediately move their goalposts to "she's just doing it for the merch money"
It's all so goddamn predictable.

someone do a gril that stink good post

>>58522975
my theory is her sleep shcedule is fucked again that is why at the end of the realy she started sounding a lot better and wrmed up nicely in the G collab.
The G stands for gura btw

>>58523202
she wont read those during anni stream retard, you need to wait for members stream

You fuckers said there wouldnt be a stream today. Why do you keep lying to me?

>>58522975
Yeah just to see what low effort thing she'll do

>>58523217
You're either a shitposter or a tourist if you missed the proof that she was going to stream today. Either way you're a faggot.

>>58522938
1. She forgot
2. The annoucement will be at 10:00PM (FULL COLOR MV please)
Still i love Gura satzus.

>>58523280
What proof? Ame saying it in a FUCKING MEMBERS STREAM? That barely counts as proof and you know it. You know you're fucking wrong.

>>58523333
>You know you're fucking wrong.
Yet its been posted for three days and it's true. You're just a threadshitter.

>>58523333
I mean ye, we knew about the stream today but they way we got to know about it was trash

>>58523333
Not him but if you genuinely thought there wasn’t going to be an anniversary stream without some sort of official announcement then you are delusional

>>58523333
>It doesnt count

>>58523373
Gura failed to tell us about this when she should have yesterday. That is a fact and it will forever be fact. Last post on this subject, you know you're wrong.

>>58523202
hopefully those attention whores fucked off long ago

>>58523478
>wrong
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDE9T4iSL5Y
bye threadshitter

>>58523478
The stream is up nearly 8 hours before it happens. If someone somehow misses it then it’s on them

>>58523333
I mean that's where the bar is these days, it is what it is
yesterday she had pretty high ping when everyones names got shown, so some have been speculating she's in japan, and if that turns out to be true they're just gonna switch over to
>well of course she was in japan, we all knew the whole time, you just have to believe everything you read

>>58523080
>>58523014
Its too early to celebrate yet. This is still one of those mandated stream from Cover. We might get a short 1 hour of stream of nothing till the eventual merch announcement. Hopefully she proves me wrong cause I miss her so much.

the announcement is the crocs collab btw

>new ip
>new ip
>new ip
gonna be a fun night

>>58523554
How is her ping compared to Calli. We would know if she's in Japan in that case.

>>58523071
Buying or not buying the merch is the problem. It's her only coming back to do mandatory streams or streams that have merch shilling. She skipped the outfit merch because it was so close to her anniversary merch

It's going to be an archived karaoke.
>>58523605
>you can only post if you've been camping the thread before news
Retard

>BTFO the antis once again
She keeps doing it

>>58522938
>>58522950
Merch drop is probably at 10 and it unfortunately makes sense that she wouldn't want to stream for more than an hour

>>58523627
Almost double. It's just her isp being shit and nothing related to her being in Japan

Wait, remember the retard who said that she wasn't streaming today because the frame wasn't up by 1pm EDT and she usually has it up by then? We told you that wasn't true. It's usually up by 4pm. What does it feel like being so retarded?

>Thought?
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/111653019

>>58523646
*is not the problem

There's nothing to celebrate for this year other than it's over.

>>58523724
Merch drop is always after an hour regardless of how long the stream goes

everyone reminiscing about 2021 and 2022..

>>58523641
We're living in a simulation! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>costume reveal and relay streams were practice for Anni stream
Based. Gura at 100% tonight.

Well, after this mandatory stream she might be gone for another month. Fine, just tell your fans. Why is that so difficult?

>>58523776
Right, that's why the stream is set for 9pm instead of her usual 8pm. Because the merch drops at 10pm. Which is an hour after 9pm.
Hope this helps you understand the post you misread.

>>58523743
I don't like small loops, they're boring.

>>58523627
>>58523723
probably just had her vpn on

>>58523853
This will always be a (You) problem, no matter how much you try to >we others into it

>>58523853
Avoidant personality

>>58523908
Gura not telling her fans things affects everyone no matter how much you wish to deny it.

>>58523933
>"everyone"
>still trying to we

Why did the shitposters lie to me?

>clear cache and storage on yt app
>open yt app
>scroll down watch a few videos and uoh
>wait a few mins
>refresh recommendations and uoh even more
being a chumbro in the modern day is incredibly easy

If she does a year in retrospective it's gonna be awkward as hell since 2023 was empty as fuck

>>58523853
You're typing this with shaky hands right? ToT

>>58523855
I didnt misread, you are just retarded. Merch is almost always after an hour for everyone. They are not saying “merch at 10, stream whenever and announce it then even if it’s three hours into the stream”. It’s “you’re streaming at 9? Okay merch is dropped at 10”

>>58523912
why could she do it consistently in the past then?

>>58524033
so true doomsister

>>58524033
Shitposters salivating at things being "awkward" despite addressing that awkwardness being the only way for her to grow as a person

Now what?
We won
Sisters BTFO

Does no one want to answer the question? Anons lied to me. They said there wouldnt be a stream and there wouldnt be merch

>>58524033
this year was full of streams and we got LIVE concerts but threadshitter wouldnt know that

>>58520866
>>58523725
Here

>>58524165
Live concerts suck, they cost us mutliple streams each for a few minutes of Goob.

>>58524144
Faping to Goomba

>>58524146
why did you believe obvious retarded shitposters? There is no way cover would let her skip her anniversary merch.

>>58524190
maybe you should try twitch if holo isn't up your alley

>>58524190
yeah but despite that we still got like 40 streams this years which is crazy

>>58524165
>full of streams
Oh I'm laffin

>>58524146
What's to answer? Anons are lying WHORES.

>>58524229
Nobody can replace Gura. I've looked.

>>58524281
Well Gawr Gura is a Hololive talent last I checked

I hate seeing my Goober in this much pain

>>58524349
she looks happy to me

>>58524193
good now goom

>>58524033
We got 3 weeks of 2021 Gooba, new animated intros, and EN concerts and Holosummer. besides that, nothing else worth mentioning. There's still 3 months till the end of the year. I still have hope she can turn this year around.

>assuming we'd gotten more streams if it wasn't for the concert
roru
rumao

>>58524310
And Hololive is doing too much dancing. The effort/reward ratio is completely fucked.

>>58524369
So you have not watched her since 2021?

>>58524384
we'll get a good october if we're lucky, I don't expect much else.

>>58524415
Well it's up to them to decide how much they want to do it, not anyone else's

EN should release a gamer branch that only plays games. I think you guys would like that

>>58524165
Full of streams? LIVE concerts? What universe do you live in?

>>58523933
Notifications on, I always know when she's streaming. No news means break and I can do other things. What's the issue?

>>58524440
sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one that still remembers that time.

Sorry the retarded shitposters flock here every time she streams chumbuds, but thanks for taking their attention for a while. Ganbatte chumbuds, Gura cute!

>>58524531
That anon doesnt have a working phone chumbie…

I get to see my wife tonight and as a bonus it makes a bunch of retards extremely upset for some reason so this is a really good day

>>58524531
Notifications are unreliable on desktop and you don't know if she'll be streaming until around 7 hours before the stream.

>>58524415
they're not, they're fine, everyone is fine, this is just a Gura problem
the non-streaming part of the job hits everyone else as well to varying degrees, but things being as bad as they are is all on her, for whatever reason you want to assume, but she's not buried in work

>>58524591
>picking on weak autistic girls
Do you enjoy punching down?