/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>58327100
wife

Excellent timing Mr. OP for me to drop some soundposts

Nsfw
https://twitter.com/GreatoDoggo/status/1701399730687730084
https://litter.catbox.moe/24rylw.jpg

shame catbox is being kind of shit and you need to give them a minute to load in

I wonder if Kiara would have spent more time on the Wisconsin discussion if she'd have known that a large portion of the inhabitants are of German and Austrian decent. Two great wins for Wisconsinites today, Rodgers broke his ankle in the first game after getting traded and Kiara talked about our state.

>>58327211
>>58327163
>.mp4
It might load quicker if you use an audio file for the sound source. Catbox might be a shit, but your browser still has to download that whole video in the background for these.

>>58327332
>Rodgers broke his ankle in the first game
Are you talking about sportsball in my noodle-armed acutely asthmatic cute chiggin bread?

>>58327348
fair point, I'm just usually in a rush to make them.

>>58327100
3 years ofWawa feet

Kiara's EN server tour is coming in clutch for Advent right now. Nerissa is tardwrangling them around showing them places kek

>>58328024
They're getting a full tour now. Lets see how much Nerissa retained from that stream.

>>58327100
I Love Takanashi Kiara

An appropriate and healthy amount of wawa.

Tell me anons, why does Kiara's mouth produce so much saliva

>>58327666
kiara roller mobster [sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fdc8zx0.mp3]
>>58327211
kiara sip some pee [sound=files.catbox.moe%2F5mihxa.mp3]
>>58327163
kiara you stick it in [sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fbp7x3j.mp3]

Mp3's for those that want em

I love wawa to an unhealthy degree

>>58331819
danke schon

Since no one posted here, a faggot complained that Kiara's tangents are repetitive nowadays and she is coping because she is trying hard to make them work. Just one more thing to the extensive list of things that made her insecure today.

>>58332946
Shut up shrodinger you massive faggot

>>58332946
The replies were genuinely sweet though. Maybe it's because I'm an old ojii san but I find them pleasant and I don't mind her repeating some because I probably forget half of them by now

Risser lost Kiara's diamond items

>>58333537
shameful display

>>58333537
She needs to do a naked dogeza

>>58333199
Maybe it's because I listen to Kiara as background noise but I don't mind Kiara having repetitive stories. Idk I think I just enjoy hearing her ramble more than the actual stories themselves

>>58333537
Good. Advent can kind of have the Myth experience.

>>58327182
Holy sex

do you think after the anniversary streams this week would be a good time to start a wawa break, is there anything giant in the pipeline that I would miss by taking a break for about a month

>>58334595
Should be good. Only real possibilities are a Reine visit in the later quarter of the year, another trip to Japan for stuff, and maybe another Korea visit for funzies. It's probably going to get pretty slow up until January next year.

I WANT TO FUCK KIARA
https://streamable.com/onfnvc

I want to set moveable type and reprint pages from the kama sutra with Sara Gutenberg.

>>58332946
Well
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1701426434097516600?s=19

>>58332946
Wish more people called him out.

>>58334595
Schrodingersama...

She's watching Advent

>>58335852
>I'm watching Advent
WE ARE

>>58335888
Watching streams, which is based.

Are people really mad at that one faggot? He's getting bored of the content and doesn't expect Kiara to magically gain a bunch of new experiences in a month, so he was just talking about taking a break.
Repetitive tangents doesn't hit me because I only half pay attention unless she's going really hard like with her talk about the LotR event she went to.

>>58336032
My only issue was that he explicitly tagged it and thus Kiara was pretty much guaranteed to see it and apologize for it

>>58336032
Not really mad but the wording could be better is what I see

>>58336189
Oh and this >>58336172

>>58336032
I read that tweet in a really negative way at first. Then, after an hour, I can't really tell what part actually pissed me off.
Makes me glad I stay off twitter, frankly.
Posting cute orange dork instead.

>>58336172
>>58336189
She responded, and he responded in kind much the same. It's literally a nothingburger and it's fine for fans to voice their feelings on her content.

>>58336521
Wawa is a kind soul

>>58335461
He really just worded it poorly and came across rude for some.

But yeah, the guy really needs to consider how he posts and word things. He's the same dude that made a Holostar collab joke in one of Kiara's weekly schedule tweet. It was a nothingburger, but better off away from Kiara's attention at least.

https://twitter.com/333aalloonnHD/status/1701430757837910475?t=lqUqC8atbW8L7w5A9EzZpQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/koizumi_arata/status/1701426969173266862?t=JsOUIV3z8NvoJVTuL4TX-Q&s=19

>>58336506
cute

>>58337396
Reine is too sexy in this.

>>58338601
no such thing

>being public about leaving
Just shut up idiot. It wasn't a big deal and she's not upset. Just be fucking normal you stupid chickens

>>58339242
eh, if he needs to vent whatever. Either he'll come back (all of this doesn't matter in the end) or he doesn't (probably the best for him if it causes him to act like this.)

>>58339242
He is such an attention whore.

>>58339242
that's why vt is decent, as much as I complain at times, its nice to vent here without her being able to see it.

Had to miss this week stream since im visiting Japan until the end of the week. I was reading the previous thread, is Kiara taking a break at the end of the year?

>>58340904
yes, we are getting married

>>58338956
Kiara will always be my oshi, but somedays it feels like I fap to Reine more then her.

>>58341564
Out of all holos I've only commissioned art of 2 and it's them
Love me some fat turkey tits and chiggen breasts

>>58339242
(Me)
Now I see other faggots jumping in and say cringe shit instead of just letting it die. Jesus christ stop acting like teenage girls on Tumblr.

>So we're breaking into a prison to break out a Loli and then break her as well.
>This will be our greatest heist yet.

>>58342239
cute anon

>>58341995
such cycles of mutual retardation are just a fact of social media
I just hope this doesn't make Kiara worried about @ing people in the future (probably won't, but I still worry)

>>58341995
Its funny how they all jump in with their sweet words after Kiara responded. Without her, his tweet would go with no like or reply

>>58341995
Yesrats are the worst. They can't help themselves.

>>58344095
Not even who I'm talking about but whatever. It's all the same petty nonsense

Mori raided prechat again apparently

I need to suck all the orange out of Kiara until only the turquoise is left

>>58341894
based
Pavonashi more sex than any other Kiara or even HoloEN ship

SEX WITH WAWAAAAA

>>58344974
Pavonashi more sex yet it is so incredibly underrated. Need more Pavonashi sex in live

>>58345031

Has this been posted? Kiara's comment under Reine's new song.

>>58346477
Yea last thread
Cute

>>58346033
its real

>>58346033
Nice, i will fap one out for IRyS now

Wawa is literally my GF

>>58348287
stop her from watching True Crime shit

>>58335401
Behead those who insult Kiwawa

>>58348807
no but I will put my dick in her though

>>58348807
Why do so many women watch true crime anyways?

>>58349694
They secretly want shit to happen to them. They want to be raped, get their arm and nose broken and so on. Kiara is into this shit.

>>58349694
Many women will convince themselves they're learning something but they're really not. All these true crime podcast do is glorify psychos, put the victims and their families in the sidelines, and serve fear porn to mostly sheltered white women.

Notice how the threads are slow and there are no samefagging kfp falseflaggers anymore. It is because Gura is on break again and they are now busy shitting up /ggg/ with the same style of shitposting. They will return to shit up our thread when gura and others stream normally again

>>58350546
> gura and other stream normally again
so we will never see them ever again

>>58350546
Some other anon awhile back also said that the resident split shit poster hangs out ggg.

>>58349694
morbid curiosity but on a social level
men prefer watching car crashes or catastrophic interstructure fails out of morbid curiosity on a technological level

https://twitter.com/reisui25_raria/status/1701505936999731458

How do you feel that Kiara dropped FF16 to instead play the best FF, FFV?

>>58354943
I hope she drops it so we can get more BG3 instead

>>58354943
I wish she would play something like Octopath Traveller or TWEWY instead

>>58327182
more spicy version
https://files.catbox.moe/r1lzle.png

https://twitter.com/ghosttbyun/status/1701562935158653074?t=PLFbar7eaNZ76GdDnYxUeg&s=19

>>58356411
Me on her armpit

Council 3D hype
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1701570653202034997?t=phrDOExUHeTQXnXpfZ5Wsg&s=19

>>58356915

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1701572812920512919
my cute excited wife

>>58357808
Hope she brings milk

>>58357878
yeah mine

>>58357878
In typical brainletchou fashion, she will have never heard about the fact that milk dissolves capsaicin

wawa

>>58357808
So cute, can't wait for it.

It was so funny yesterday when she accidentally spoiled the paragliding

https://twitter.com/Kearperry/status/1701588950593490976?t=3yxN0_EFLanfkt7fDYr0nQ&s=19

Can someone remind me about the merch situation?
I was half asleep when she talked about it. She said that her stuff won't be listed after her stream but rather sometime later. Anyone got a JST time for that? I passed out after that.

https://x.com/mmmmin_dk/status/1701594035901825138?s=20

>>58361464
Merch will be up at 9am JST (2am Kiara time) and there will be limited merch too iirc

https://twitter.com/OgumaShiro/status/1701581427534426301?t=4h5K27RqQIs_fHhDrFiRYg&s=19

>>58361576
Thanks! Couldn't remember when and skipping through the stream to find that small snippet on mobile was frustrating.

Any predictions what we will get as a merch?

KFP this is going to sound like an anti question but I'm asking genuinely because I know you guys have dealt with it in the past. My own oshi keeps shooting herself in the foot and making herself look like a dumbass. Every time I tell her this it doesn't sink in because her community is filled with yesmen so it happens repeatedly. How have you dealt with this?

>>58354943
I wasn’t particularly interested in it anyway so I’m down with anything else.

>>58362810
why did you also post this in morig

>>58363028
Looking for answers from people catch a lot of shit from others

>>58362810
Eh, the shit always resolves itself eventually and Kiara figures out a way.

>>58362810
You will never ever have support from hyperfans that you'll find in groups like this or on discord, because everyone has their view of their Oshi in a different way and everyone has different things that get under their skin. No one will ever see eye to eye so it's just better to let it build up inside you until YOU either say something directly, resolve it internally, or enough things that you dislike/that annoy you build up to the point you feel like leaving for a while.
There is no civil discussion, because here people will call you a faggot and an anti non-stop for any minor grevances, and out in the other discussion spaces they'll just ban you to keep it all hugs and positivity.

>>58361576
>limited merch

>>58356915
>>58356930
https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1701617321679462581?t=fFxZhhnOP7p-IG_6z49EFw&s=19

What the hell is this???
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uehQakR2WR0
We need an MV right now AAAHHH
This is the best song she has ever put out, waaaaay better than everything else, this could actually be one of the best songs that hololive has ever put out jeez

>>58364736
cute moom

>>58362810
Trying to control some sort of internet personality is largely pointless. Hourly they are told a thousand things by a thousand people each just as sure they are the one who needs to be heard. So first you accept you don't and will never control them. Then think about how you like to get advice. Has constant negative badgering really ever convinced you something was a good idea? No, even if you are forced to that creates resentment. Frame it in a nice digestible manner. Wait for them to ask, then instead of I hate when you do this just say I like when you do this. You sell the positive instead of lecturing them cause they just don't care to be told off by an online stranger.

Positive comments attract more support cause you will get super fans who are happy about anything on board. While negative ones are often indistinguishable from anti posts, just look at how often a minor complaint gets picked up and spammed by someone for ages. Plus complaints about yesman and fighting it alone often come off all self obsessed.

>>58365624
>Trying to control some sort of internet personality is largely pointless
It worked with Mori

>>58365788
No it didn't. Any attempt she made didn't stop complaints, it just emboldened people to make more and still decry she was the Judas of Hololive for doing that content on her own time. Disengaging from the Trash Talk crew did nothing to stop complaints she is still friends with them. Ah it must be people saying she should stream less and take more breaks. That is totally happening, next week for sure this time. Honestly can't think of a time Mori addressed a complaint that wasn't a huge shit show. On flipside she does thank wawa for being a positive influence on her and helping her through difficulties.

>>58362810
Who's your oshi?

https://twitter.com/Teruha325/status/1701623831033774173?t=yFeJTxyODyK_7UCGYhlvRQ&s=19

>>58367120
A small indie

You think Kiara would ever get her default redesigned?

>>58368204
No offense, but there's nothing a corpo vtuber community can say to help much, the scale between interaction is too wide.

>>58366477
>admits she disengaged from trash talk
I accept your concession

>>58365624
>Trying to control some sort of internet personality is largely pointless.
that's literally what yesmen do. They change the personality to their liking. That's why yesmen are worse than antis. They want to change their oshi in a way that is good for THEM, and good for her or her grow.

>>58369217
Not by now. If she couldn't make the fast food theme work at the start, I could see her eventually making Alter Kiara her new default. But then again, if my grandma had balls, she'd be my grandpa, it's just speculation. She might have even graduated by now if that happened and people demanded her to be a tokusatsu-adjacent vtuber or something.

>>58369217
The only times that's ever happened to my recollection were Nene, IRyS, and Flare, at enormous difficulty for all three and with extreme circumstances.

>>58369760
IRyS honestly just got a 2.0 instead of a redesign. Nene and Flare got redesigned only because their original designs were Chinese inspired and the chinkening happened.
No female holo has ever gotten a redesign just because they didn't like their initial design.

>>58369760
What exactly happened with IRyS? I know that the other two had their zhang elements removed, plus Flare had less than pleasant words for her original rigging and how the outfit wasn't cute enough (incidentally, I liked her old look better, mascot excluded), but the only thing I know about IRyS that it started off as a rigging fixture before also including a new default look, and that it wasn't redjuice's fault, or at least she defends him.

>>58370177
IRyS 2.0 didn't look like she belongs in Hololive, the rigger went in a strange direction with that nose and skintone.

>>58370239 (me)
IRyS 1.0 of course

>>58369612
>tokusatsu-adjacent vtuber
I hate this part of her design. Kiara also hates it. that lollipop sword-shield thing is gross.

The "fantasy rpg knight" design suits better

>>58370294
At least outfit itself is real sex. Tight vest, really short skirt for easy access inviting for stealth sex and those sleeves and thigh hights are pure sex while Kiara wear only those.

That being said yea, alter Wawa is superior and would prefer if KFP was a guild instead of a fast food chain

wawa soon

>>58369217
I like Dirndl Kiara

I got kinda tired of hearing SPARKS, but DO U still a banger

>>58371301
I personally never liked sparks much, reminded me of when Disney kids would start making music. DO U is way better.

Kiara with the Benjamin Blümchen Torte - great taste

>>58367576
jesus christ he is starting to scare me with that upload schedule
still based

Wawa is like a princess of cakes

Kiara is streaming!
Wake up!

>>58369417
That's a good point. She's a mid size 3 view but the difference between that and hololive is large. It's a different kind of community interaction.

piggy should stop eating so much. I'm glad piggy realized that.

At first I thought it was just for a few streams, but where the fuck is the little Chef hat at????

>disgusting fucking pigging out on sweets CONSTANTLY is finally catching up to her
Finally

Can't believe peagade is winning

That
>hey it looks like you gained some weight right?
tweet at her really stuck in her head rent free huh

Get fucked Piggy, maybe you should actually work out instead of doing nothing but fucking eating.

>>58371846
anon, it basically died on the 1st anniversary when she was no longer contractually obligated to keep her base design unchanged
nowadays it's only rarely let out of its cage

>>58372009
She swims regularly

>Inflate. Absorb. Overeat.

>>58372056
She admitted she's fat, yesrat. Stop defending her and tell her to actually lose fucking weight.

>>58371869
You worded that so retardedly, that you come of as an architect.
>>58372025
Sad. She doesn't really use the og default outfit that much, so I must not have realized, that the little hat is gone for so long...

>>58371937
https://twitter.com/paulozadias/status/1701660407218274645

>>58372130
She's been traveling a lot and eating out with her friends so idk what you're expecting

>this was sent from kfp to jenma

How do we contact Jenma? I want to gift stuff to Kiara through Jenma as well.

>>58372130
Hey, Cheebs. Wake up. You've got competition.

>>58372266
probably the contact form on the cover website

>I don't want to get up from my chair to get the hello fresh packet

Piggy is even too lazy to pick up her piggy food

>>58372371
Why do you sound so aroused

luv wawa

does she need to get dressed before opening the door?

>>58372265
Retarded pig eats nothing but cake and nutella.

>of course the latam lgbt troon artist had to make it about takamori

kfp..

She even sounds fatter, christ.

She liked the tits on that previous one

woah

>>58372738

>>58372738
looks like an ass in a good way

>>58372738

>thanks for all your important love messages kfp but meh I'm kind of too lazy to go through them

T-Thanks...

>>58372803
"Tits are just a fake imitation of an ass" -Prison School

cameos are lame but Kiara likes them so it's ok

>>58372851
The only thing piggy isn't too lazy for is chowing down on an entire cake for dinner and another one for desert.

>Hi Takanashi

idk who this is

>Alyssa milano
WEW

wtf

We Charmed Now

https://streamable.com/5v5u32

wtf its frodo

>>58373244
They do indeed look nice.

>>58373022
Was it her that did jpop when she was a child?

"Keera"

holy shit

We Lord of the Rings Now

I don't really like that someone paid this woman to record a serious message. It's obvious that she doesn't know Kiara, make her read something funny/in-character instead of pretending that she has some sort of emotional connection to Kiara.

>>58372934
At this point I'm wondering if you're just an architect, nobody besides them would obsess over a woman gaining like two pounds. Also, get your own script, you're copying the retard in the IRyS and Reine splits who does the exact same thing word for word but with the names changed, that or you're just the exact same guy.

>Screams when she sees a black person
Is that racism?

the fuck is this and why she is lusting so hard over him?

>>58373439
What do you think this cameo service is all about? They are probably doing 10 videos like this an hour

who?

>>58373630
A character from Gilmore Girls

Of course Kiara likes that

Kiara loved it!

>all these karen shows
fuck, im old

>>58373793
Fuck you doug

asking a black man to work at a fried chicken shop was funny

MUSIC TOO LOUD YOU INCOMPETENT FUCKING RETARD

>>58373805
On Austrian state television (ORF) shows like Gilrmore Girls, Scrubs and Simpsons have been running on repeat for decades

Whenever they run out of episodes they just start again from the beginning

Egg bros... you almost made her give up but you failed

>>58373907

>HAHAHA TEEHEE I DIDN'T NOTICE
dumb nigger

luv

I love wawaaaa

>Kiara anniversary
>Check KFP split
>Almost nonstop complaining about Kiara
??? I guess you guys are taking the fact that she's still in hololive badly?

>>58373646
I'm aware of what it's about. But compare this faking of a genuine message to when Gura got messages from the voice actors of Dante and Vergil. They were just acting as their characters, which made their relevancy clear and didn't put up any pretense of a personal message from the human behind the character.

>>58374106
real KFP are in global

>t. can't handle her audio after 3 years

>>58374106
Shut up faggot, real KFP is in Youtube chat sending their love and support to Kiara

She's singing this song to me

>>58372854
Still the dumbest thing ever said in terms of porn memes and I can’t believe people fall for it. Breasts do not look like an ass in nature as even the biggest breasts would just be sagging without clothing with primitive humans. They wouldn’t look like an ass, that is not why we like tits

>>58374106
>>58374157
back to catalog

>>58374211
can be applied to >>58374157 as well

>>58374138
There's a large difference between Dante and Vergils VAs who are video game and animation VAs and people like Elijah Wood who are big name Hollywood actors

>>58374138
the last one did exactly that, it probably depends what you got famous for
if you are known for a whacky character just doing that for a cameo is easy but having someone like Frodo in character would be wierd

>>58374157
Global is dead as fuck

>>58374276
>complains get sent to the usual room
>the other day she sents people who complain to 4chan where she won't see them
i-is /wawa/ the usual room?...

I can't believe I'm in love with a chicken...

STOP
FUCKING
UP
THE
AUDIO

That voice

Oh wow, Kiara is walking around the village I grew up. This feels so surreal

KINO

I like the editting to keep the kayfabe, high effort

>>58374349
>>58374378
Elijah Wood did alright, really. He had more of a casual tone and came from a place that's believable (hey, checked out who you are briefly, nice job, keep going). It's just that Charmed actress who laid it on too thick

it's funny hearing not-Kiara on Kiara's channel

>>58374106
This thread sucks. Real KFP don't exist

This is way better than I expected it to be.
I am really enjoying it

>kowkaratot and cheggy or whatever they are called were allowed to see >her in the uncensored footage

I hope she releases this for all of KFP as well. otherwise this is some hefty special treatment. Literally showing her real face and body only to certain fans.

>>58374833
Sounds the same to me?

>>58374970
same this paragliding stuff is pretty good
id want her to do a travel blog
even if it was on her *other* channel.

>>58375047
for real?

>>58375047
>Like all of KFP doesn't know her irl face already

>>58375047
>Acting like 90% of KFP doesn't already follow her other account like retards

Her leggings were slightly see through revealing to us that she's white

Bros.
She's only wearing ONE hat...

>>58375269
no...

>>58375290
They fell off during takeoff

she got the pekora socks on

>>58375150
>>58375261
Even more reason to share it equally right?

What the flying fuck!?

kiara that's just grandma's backyard

WAIT A MINUTE WE CAN SEE HER FLESH

>>58375606
TIME STAMP????

whaaaaat

Just like the French people

Is it weird that I kinda like her voice better in the videos than on stream?

KFP what the fuck

Murder caught live on tape

I don't feel so good KFP...

Franklin you got doxxed and your wife died... yet you are laughing

Oh god i need art of Kiara vore

Kiara is a natural at this survival challenge

>>58376089
it's out there, on deviantart and eka'sportal

Did she not take her meds or did Gura give her counter-meds?

This is hilarious! I kneel Kiara and Kowkarot

>Kira's fingers are too weak to even trigger her lighter
That's... kind of hot how pathetic she is.

... a weird stream but man does it make me want to buy some land to grow some carrots and raspberries and other foods

She doesn't even have a sleeping pad....

>>58376459
I was her sleeping pad
she slept on my chest

That was genuinely hilarious

This is the kind of quality content we made her the CEO for.

are there even large predatory cats in europe? I assumed they're basically extinct there

Why is Orange woman so freaking boring?

Why is anon so fucking retarded?

>>58376698
there are lynxes in Europe, pretty sure they are the biggest ones we have

>>58376698
They are all extinct. Though Austria is evidently a place they have found remains of a european mountain lion.

i love wawa

KFP LOVE

>>58376698
There is Lynx, they can fuck up humans really bad

>>58376698
i would call you retarded, but you're just average for amerca

I'm ready!!

>>58376698
they have manlet mountain lions

ULTRA RARE KIARA JUST DROPPED

Her singing Pineapple is much better than recorded version

>>58376905
I'm Brazilian

the live version is so much better than the album version

>>58377001
>>58377052
no weird robotic voice mix

>>58377001
many such cases!

>>58376725
Kira kira fuck yourself

Regular consumption of pineapple can sweeten up your intimate juices.

>>58377118
I think that is just really a problem in the beginning of the song.

tits
boobs even

Wawa is sexy in her swimsuit
https://vimeo.com/861002129/

I am cum

paizuri fanart incoming!

https://streamable.com/v08xom

THE WAWAS ARE FREE

TITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Oberaffengeile Titten

FREE THE WAWAS

>>58377033
you might actually be retarded.

Take off the bottom too

>>58377213
I will masturbate to this later

>>58377033
that's so much worse manito

>>58377311
One of those chickens? Me

Global melting

>>58377496
>paizuri pose

Seeeeeeeeex

she looks like a slut without her blouse
that's so hot

>>58377563
reminded me of this
https://files.catbox.moe/yx98t5.png

Never understood why she couldnt take off the shirt.
Some nijis have full on bikini models.

I wish to suckle the chicken teets.

Bros... i cannot choose if i want to cum on Kiara's ass, Kiara's hands, Kiara's thighs, Kiara's boobs, Kiara's armpits, Kiara's feet, Kiara's tummy, Kiara's face or Kiara's hair

>>58377780
UUOHHH SO SMUG

I WANT TO SEE MORE LEWDS WITH THAT OUTFIT WITHOUT BLOUSE RIGHT NOW!

>>58377796
Because cover was worried that niji "fans" would mass report holos for the slightest salacious thing.
Since Koyori's bikini they must've figured that those fears are no longer anything to worry about.

>>58377796
There was a brief puritan era after Cover got freaked out by Youtube's Sharia laws. Now that they have an MCN they started getting bolder.

kiwawa's wawas...............

>can't even cook fucking instant ramen
What the fuck is wrong with her?

>tits out
>iq drops
nahone

STOP BEING SO FUCKING WHINY AND INCOMPETENT
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP SOMETHING THIS SIMPLE

>>58378071
kek

How is she literally unable to make cup noodles?

I'm pretty sure just pouring boiling water or stock is enough to cook the noodles. Is chat retarded or did she get one guy'd?

>>58378071
God she's so fucking retarded. I love her

>>58378302
you just have to drop hop water in the plate and cover it with another one is not that hard, no need to use the kitchen

>>58378302
bro they told her to cover it and she put her hands over it, she isn't the brithest at following simple instructions either

>>58378302
I missed what the fuck chat wanted her to do but yes boiling hot water should be enough.
However some instant ramen wants you to throw away the water afterwards (especially spicy ones) rather than doing some broth shit

>>58378481
She did put a plate on it? I don't see what she was doing wrong.

>>58378302
>boiling water with a cover to keep the heat
>microwave for 2mins
>on stove
The whole point is to get the water really hot and so the noodles absorb the water.
The stove is the best option, but microwaving already kettle-boiled water for another 2-3mins on high makes them similiar enough to stovetop.

t. skivved instant noodles off the asian kids at boarding school and they ate that shit everyday, and they used the microwave.

One more reminder with Wawas unleashed
https://files.catbox.moe/9460dg.png

>>58378786
excellent

She's gonna cry

>>58378786

>that reaction
Sounds about white lol

She's going to have a bad case of diarrhea after this....

>>58379050
she will talk about her experience of the second burn on stream

the veredict: WHITE

>muh tingly mouth
>muh dripping nose
Very serious reactions, spicyness is truly lethal...

I want to lick Wawa's spicy asshole

>>58379150
why are there so many non whites in KFP?

>>58379278
I wanna lick wawa's feet

>tfw prefer eating my ramen with the broth, especially the storebought kind

>>58379299
we work on fast food, what did you expect?

>>58379299
I'm as thai as it gets

ahem
>>58378031
>>58377701

After this and Mori's spicy noodles... I think I'm getting a kink for white women overreacting to spicy food.

>doesn't like milk
>flaunts her glorious milkers
the riddle of wawa

>>58379532

>>58379618
the milk is for us to watch not for her to consume
she is a streamer first and foremost

>>58379532
What got deleted?

Do i count as KFP when im not membered but subbed and like watching her? I am unironically white with darkblonde hair und blue eyes.

>>58379726
higher rez

>>58379767
We don't care about what you look like unless you're a girl

>>58379767
Why not? If you love Wawa even if you're not member you count as KFP. Think of membership as extra shift with bonuses

>>58379767a
Yes, you are a KFP and Kiara is happy to have you

>>58379767
I think most of the members would never shit on a non-member who still likes to watch. Thats true for most of the fandoms. But you will be left out on the membership content, out of the loop there, so to speak. So not getting the full experience.

Nerissa is a good example there, membership is called Jailbird+ = you are a Jailbird by default for being there

TBF you can get sniped by KFP gifting members, just turn on gifting option and talk i little in chat, some people even reached 1 year with that

>>58379767(me)
I might have misunderstood the 'too many non-whites joke' and felt the need to throw my german hat into the ring, dont mind me.

kfp winning

>signature card is just a screenshot of her model

fuck this is some great merch

good luck EU/geekjack bros kek

>>58380261
what did the autograph for this past birbday look like? I managed to snag one but don't remember what it looks like

>>58380147
Yeah that "anonymously" guy who always hangs out in pre-chat and talks about how terrible his life is. He never once paid a single penny to her but he still got the 1 year badge thanks to gifting.

What time is it releasing I just saw the picture that says the 13

Great merch, fuck I'm going to be so poor this month

>>58380360
new art

>>58380404
in slightly under 4 hours

>you guys are the best KFP. better than the other KFP

>>58380404
9 am JST
so 3 hours and 40 mins from now

>>58380404
9am jst / 2am cest - don't care about other timezones

I'm gonna have to skip this merch drop unfortunately. Buy double for me bros.

I loved all the things she (they) have prepared for us.

MYTH LOVE

EU pain, missing on both anniversary merch and myth collab

The things she prepared were kino as fuck. We're entering the 4th year with the right foot

3 year thoughts

>>58380783
The merch won't be on Geek Jack?

>>58380955

>>58380955
Love Wawa and her wawas

>>58381000
It will be on Geekjack, but in low quantities and available only at 2 am which kills anyone with normal sleep schedule

>>58380955
I should buy a boat

>>58380955
3 years of this and I'm excited for the 4th

>>58380955
i fucking love wawa

>>58381132
In a working week too, kek

Kiara should upload those videos, or if anything the 3D Office parody, that was great.

>>58381397
yeah, it sucks but it is what it is
Kiara would want it at better time for everyone but timeframe for merch release wasn't her decision sadly
I have bought limited birthday merch so i am good, i can skip this one and get normal set later

>>58381607
Cover hates EU, nothing new

Man... How does she do it?
To make me fall in love again and again...
When will this lovely woman that i want to marry and have many kids with her and live long life full of happiness, stop living rent free in my head

That was fucking great

The current post count is my max squat in lbs

>>58383887
I bet you could sling Kiara over your back like a sack of potatoes

>>58383887
I once squatted 505lbs when I played college football. My ass, thighs and calves will never be that sexy again.

>>58384178
Bro squats (hip crease way above the knee crease) or ATG (hamstrings basically smashing against the calves)?

>>58380955
I'm really happy she got her album out.
And I'm even more happy it's good.