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556863 No.556863 [Reply] [Original]

Why is nobody talking about haachama's masturbation asmr?

>> No.556898

She was clearly just massaging her groin for an hour.

>> No.557090

>>556863
link

>> No.557208

>had her breathing nicely through my headphones
>about to come
>stream ends
There goes my Valentine's Day fantasy

>> No.557256

>>557090
It is members only now.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h0e0aJI_cIA&feature=youtu.be

>> No.557307

>>556863
give me the quick rundown, no rrats.

>> No.557404

>>557307
She masturbated on stream?

Or at least pretended to. Nothing to rrats.

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557438

>>557307

>> No.557449

>>557404
and it somehow didn't get shut down immediately? that kind of thing is a pretty big no go isn't it?

>> No.557451

everyone knows about it already. considering how lewd she is that wasn't at all surprising

>> No.557484
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557484

>>557208

>> No.557494

>>557404
she probably did pretend, i find it unlikely that it's real deal

>> No.557501

>>557449
hololive in fact can not suddenly stop someone from streaming and considering member only streams are much more personal (for example polka crying etc) it is passable

>> No.557507

>>557449
It was unarchived for regular audience and members only now.

She made moaning noises and squelching noises. I assume by putting a hotdog in mayo or something.

But yeah I don't think cover would approve.

>> No.557524

>>557449
she's brainwashed youtube's AI into compliance

>> No.557525

>>557494
she clearly didn't, the same girl who loves erotic art and constantly talks about it is obviously horny

>> No.557529

>>557438
This was the thumbnail for the vidya.

>> No.557549

>>557438
considering this was the thumbnail we should have expected that

>> No.557564

>>557529
Well, 80% of the image was the thumbnail.

>> No.557568
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557568

I hadn't coomed like that in ages. Jesus fuck, I love Haachama.

>> No.557606

>>556863
Haachama was so lonely in australia. Everybody either ignored her or bullied her.

Her host family hated her.

She had a group of girls who always bullied her

They stole her clothes in the gym

Why does this make me so horny.

>> No.557611

alright who's got the clips, own up.

>> No.557617

was a good ASMR, but not as good as the lotion one

>> No.557624

>>557606
>bullies stole her clothes in gym
Fuck yeah, forced public exposure is the shit.

>> No.557625

>>557611
Somebody posted the entire video in a mega link before, but I forgot where.

>> No.557627

>>557611
5 bucks each

>> No.557646

It also had some peeping elements in it, because she ended the stream suddenly, as if she didnt realize she was streaming

>> No.557650

>>557525
so once she turned 18 she released her inner coomer nature

>> No.557661

>>557606
what the fuck are those exchange programs doing?

>> No.557699

>>557661
Not sure.

Although the host family was a businesses partner of her dad.

The family had young kids who mocked her relentlessly for her accent.

She basically shut up inside her room and developed a parasocial relationship with chat.

In one video she basically described how the family would take family vacations and not even tell her they were leaving.

>> No.557729

>>557699
man thats sad

>> No.557731

>>557699
>In one video she basically described how the family would take family vacations and not even tell her they were leaving.
christ what a bunch of fucking jerks

>> No.557752

>>557699
also they got paid by Haachamas family to take care of her, but they wont even inculde her in the family dinner and she had to cook herself

Chammers is a strong girl, that she survived 3 years in that kinda environnement

>> No.557760

clips?

>> No.557761

haachama cum countdown asmr joi WHEN

>> No.557762

>>557606
>>557699
I-Is there a source for when she talked about this stuff? Sound aweful.

>> No.557798

>>557762
Her member only chats she talked about her personal life a lot.

It is why the "country roads" song was so sad everytime she sung it.

>> No.557847

>>557752
Damn I didn't know that part.

>> No.557907

>>557752
She moved in with her grandmother at some point, so it wasn't three entire years.
>tfw https://youtu.be/GLjDai10Lc8

>> No.557935
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557935

>>557798
Guys, I came to fap to chama. Not cry.

>> No.557967

>>557762
She talked about it s lot. It would be impossible to collect all the clips. But this one gives some of the basics.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uHtXI2PSvoQ&feature=youtu.be

>> No.558006

>>557699
Wait, was that during the time she'd sneak out in the middle of the night just because she didn't want to be home? It kinda makes sense now.

>> No.558007

>>557752
I'll appreciate fapping to her more, now that I know there's real pain behind her "Haachamachama!"

>> No.558020

>>557762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaCKXtwjvlo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHtXI2PSvoQ&t=5s

these two come to mind first and go quite deep into the matter

>> No.558043
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558043

I'm so glad that she's doing relatively well right now.
She's endured so much for no reason, it makes me incredibly bitter just thinking about it. God bless her for trucking through in spite of it all. I don't even want to think about everything she's gone through that she hasn't talked about.

>> No.558136

>>558043
Apparently she doesn't get along with her mom and sister so it didn't get that much better.

I think it is part of the reason coco and Kanata gave her a key to their house. But that is just a theory and I will admit that. (The key, we know she doesn't get along with her mom and sister)

>> No.558141

What causes dissociative identity disorder (DID)?

>A history of trauma is a key feature of dissociative identity disorder. About 90% of the cases of DID involve some history of abuse. The trauma often involves severe emotional, physical, and/or sexual abuse. It might also be linked to accidents, natural disasters, and war. An important early loss, such as the loss of a parent or prolonged periods of isolation due to illness, may be a factor in developing DID.

>Dissociation is often thought of as a coping mechanism that a person uses to disconnect from a stressful or traumatic situation, or to separate traumatic memories from normal awareness. It is a way for a person to break the connection with the outside world, and create distance from an awareness of what is occurring.

>Dissociation can serve as a defense mechanism against the physical and emotional pain of a traumatic or stressful experience. By dissociating painful memories from everyday thought processes, a person can use dissociation to maintain a relatively healthy level of functioning, as though the trauma had not occurred.

>Episodes of DID can be triggered by a variety of real and symbolic traumas, including mild events such as being involved in a minor traffic accident, adult illness, or stress. Or a reminder of childhood abuse for a parent may be when their child reaches the same age at which the parent was abused.

Copied from a med website. I hope this doesn't mean that Haachama will vanish as tehre is no more need for her.

>> No.558177

>>557625
BUMPING for mega link

>> No.558198
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558198

>>558136
>Coco, Kanata, and Haachama all under the same roof

>> No.558201

>>558177
It's on YouTube. "Akai Haato's ASMR"

>> No.558200

>>558141
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/9792-dissociative-identity-disorder-multiple-personality-disorder

>> No.558212

>>558136
I'm aware. But at least she isn't forced to eat bugs or isolater herself in her room because of her accent. Her real family isn't much better to her than those Bogans but its an improvement. Anything is better than living in that shithole with that family of vermin.
I just want her to be happy.

>> No.558244

>Haachama was her inner child that she had to revive to endure the torture that was her Australian host family
>Now that she is back in Japan, Haachama has been put back to sleep
>But Haato was thankful for her inner Haachama helping her overcome Australia that she openly, in a video, declared how much she loves Haachama and that she will always be part of her

>> No.558292

she's been whoring up hololive quite a bit more than usual, this is going to spread like before

>> No.558346

>>558201
didn't think it would be that easy, thanks anon

>> No.558412

This didn't happen, you guys are fucking lying. She would get kicked out from Hololive within the hour and banned from Youtube.

>> No.558426

https://mega.nz/file/tgp2UawB#1ex9qBBp4tnAKPP5Ox98U9THFecsmWJ3lGSGOuWhJBM

mega link

>> No.558455

>>558412
It's okay anon
Just close your eyes and drown it out

>> No.558457

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET6fW3KKx9g

>> No.558486

>>558412
Point and laugh at this naive fool

>> No.558502

>>558457
Shes not jilling it, wtf are you guys talking about. You are just making up your reality now.

>> No.558507

>>558412
seethe and dilate. evidence is before you

>> No.558518

>>558412
See
>>558426

>> No.558543

this isn't even the first time, did anyone here doesn't know her her older twitcaster streams?

>> No.558549

>>558502
I can't tell if you are joking or not.

>> No.558582

>>558486
>>558507
>>558518
Shes not masturbating in there you retards. Sounds nothing like it, there isn't even any rhythm to it, no climax. You people are idiots who make shit up. It's just her being autistic and breathing into the mike.

>> No.558593

>>558502
>>558582
Did you not read the OP? Its a roleplay, of course she isn't actually for real flicking her bean.

>> No.558632

>>558582
you must be very fun at social gatherings anon

>> No.558666

>>558632
>>558593
Ok so everyone here is just jacking it to a fake video of somone breathing? You guys are virgins dude, seriously. You think she csn roleplay that shit without getting kicked oit if Hololive? Of course not.

>> No.558675

Idk why, but this entire convo is funny af to me suddenly
Which is good, as all the stuff about her personal life especially in the past is actually really sad...
Weird thread for it, but then again this is a girl that basically can be summed up by equally tragic, funny, weird and wholesome all in one package

God I love Haachama

>> No.558683

>>558666
as much as she should be kicked out of hololive unfortunately it won't happen

>> No.558725

>>558212
>forced to eat bugs
What the fuck is this girls background? This sounds abusive as fuck.

>> No.558730

>>557507
>>557606
>>557699
>>557752
>>558136
>>558141
Why the fuck

You write

Like a retard?

>> No.558752

>>558683
Of course she wont be kicked out cause nothing happened. She isn't even pretending to masturbate in the video, much less actually do it. Shes just breathing into the mic being a weirdo like always.

>> No.558762

>>558730
Are you a schizo? lol

Only two of those are mine.

>> No.558772

>>558666
Choco once did even more yab stuff. chill

>> No.558836

>>558730
this whole board is full of redditors who don't know what they are talking about

>> No.558845

>>558666
You do understand that the whole purpose of this thread is just to troll naive and hot-headed anons?
You do understand that Haato purposefully put that picture on the thumbnail, for people to create narratives and to laugh reading them?
You do understand that Haato basically has the mindset of anon herself?
>>558675
It is kinda sad but don't pity her. First, she clearly laughs at people who pities her and worry about her. And second, she is very flexible and strong mentally.

>> No.558848

>>558730
Don't you know?

You have to be on the spectrum to post here

Anon

>> No.558890

>>556863
I think she blames herself for what is happening to Coco and lately wants to be banned to get some kind of punishment

>> No.558901

>>558426
I actually got a boner. Holy shit.

>> No.558921

>>558730
Why are

You so

Mad

>> No.558940

>>558666
>you virgins

>browses 4Chan
>browses /vt/
>specifically replying on a post about a halfie crazy JP VTuber girl masturbating

Yeah anon, you are such a champ yourself.

>> No.558968

>>557606
did she get raped? that would be kino

>> No.558970

>>558845
>First, she clearly laughs at people who pities her and worry about her. And second, she is very flexible and strong mentally.
You don't knkw that, none of us know here. Listening to someone via an anime avatar is not knowing them. For all we know she is lying about everything, or lying about being ok with her past. Shirt of it is let's not pretend you or me actually know of this people or what they are really like.

>> No.559031

>>558970
what happened in her past?

>> No.559041

>>558968
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.559056

>>558968
rrats say she was abused at some point and used Haachama as a coping mechanism, now that she is back in JP land she doesn´t need it anymore...

For now...

>>558970
Yep, people have no idea about what goes on their favorite VTuber brain, just like Aloe, she might as well one day break like a fucking egg and commit unlife.

>> No.559076

>>558970
concernfaging is not only obvious trait if a red*itor but is also incredibly annoying. stop

>> No.559104

>>558968
sadly no, maybe next time

>> No.559111

>>559076
This might come as a surprise to you since you are likely too far gone, but it's possible to simultaneously not be a psychopath while also not using Reddit.

>> No.559118

>>556863
>had to leave midway ~15min in
anyone have mega or other type of archive?

>> No.559139

>>559111
go back

>> No.559160

>>558426
>>559118
should have red the thread instead of being a retard, I guess

>> No.559161

>>559139
As soon as you check yourself into a nut house, sure.

>> No.559187

>>559076
Not your personal website.

>> No.559204

>>557752
Poor Haato. She'll never forgive the Australians.

>> No.559241

>>559139
Are you
>>558730

>> No.559263

>>558020
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaCKXtwjvlo [Embed]
This was Philippines, not Australia.

>> No.559269

>>558970
I assume this from her behaviour as I was watching her a whole year.. She constantly makes haatons worry about her and what would normal girl do in that situation? Any other girl usually asks fans not to worry and apologizes if she did.
You know, from my viewpoint, Haato is kinda sadistic and cruel. Not at extreme way, but as much to be called a troll. Just remember that time not long ago when she got in complete radio-silence and when haatons made crazy theories it appered that she just went camping and fishing with her dad. And she does shit like that every time.
There is no way she is stupid or blind. She is smart. So my only guess is that she is having fun creating arsons and watching people's panic.

>> No.559305

>>559269
She is kind of a cunt

>> No.559360

>>559269
more or less this, people infantilize the chuubas to much when most of them know what they are doing

>> No.559375

>>559305
She developed black sense of humor. Understandable regarding her past. But I can see she likes those who on the same wavelength as her.

>> No.559508

>>558968
Fuck off chang.

>> No.559529

>>559360
I mean you either accept that girls like subaru really had their house burn down and has a hold in there heart or you assume they are liars. I would much rather prefer to believe they are telling the truth.

>> No.560059

>>558730
Good question ESL sperg

>> No.560878
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560878

>>558730
you've posted this on at least two threads now you schizo
take your medication anon and get off the computer, your wife and her boyfriend miss you very much....

>> No.560953

>>557761
she did a countdown asmr last month

>> No.560998

>>557208
get some help. your heads not working right.

>> No.561066

>>560998
whats wrong with masturbating to a sensual voice breathing in ones ear?

>> No.561757

>>558412
She’s practically done this before in her hentai fan art streams, you obviously don’t watch Hachaama.

>> No.561796

>>558426
Good shit, Haachama. She could teach Noel a few things.

>> No.562427

>>558412
You should have seen some of moona's and Choco's old ASMR streams that are gone.

>> No.564305

>>558730
It's called reddit spacing, I'm surprised they aren't called out on it anymore

>> No.564354

>>562427
You can't just say shit like that and not provide links

>> No.564418

>>564354
They're gone.
https://streamable.com/cpz8c4
Here's a clip.

>> No.564751

>>564418
thats nothing compared to cocos nether region hair removal stream

>> No.565326

Just FYI, the weird sounds that sound as if the mic is in someone's mouth is what happens when you rub lotion/whatever viscous liquid onto the ASMR microphones. Coincidentally Haachama's ASMRs are what got me digging deeper into lewder ASMRs to the point where this now doesn't phase me. Granted most of the lewd ASMRs are 3d girls so you can't use your imagination as much as when your oshi is doing it.
I really liked her concept this time. It was a voyeur concept where we were listening in on her as if she wasn't streaming. Match that with the thumbnail and instant boner

>> No.565650

Found an archive of her old stuff and watched this. I don't understand Japanese and hope it's just a skit...
https://files.catbox.moe/id4epq.mp4

>> No.565797

>>556863
stupid bitch, that is yu tits not plate

>> No.565920

>>565650
A skit recanting an experience involving her sister's/sister's friend's kids or something

>> No.565955

>>565920
Damn those kids are little shits

>> No.565965

>>557501
why was polka crying?

>> No.566076

>>557699
>live in Australia
>too old to be Haato's school friend
We had JP exchange students at our school a few times, was super interesting interacting with someone who wasn't a gutter raised derelict piece of trash.

>> No.566194

>>565650
>>565920
Isn't it about her host family's kids? >>557699

>> No.566244

>>564305
I'm glad the reddit spacing forced meme is dying, line breaks have been a thing on 4chan since the beginning. Now if only you faggots would stop using coomer

>> No.566331

>>566244
Yeah, "Reddit spacing" is what it's called by juveniles that never experienced forum culture. I don't know why objectively writing posts worse by omitting breaks is praised as a beloved 4chan trend.

>> No.566410

>>566194
could be
I dunno nippon well

>> No.566643

>>558426
I tried to get into it but its too fake...

>> No.567112

I hated how Chammers teased the fuck out me on today's ASMR. It's not fair, I had an expectating boner but couldn't cum because it was not as I thought...

>> No.568880

>>564305
Why the fuck does reddit have a monopoly on a type of spacing in text?

>> No.569081

>>565955
People dismiss this as kids just being kids. But I never would have bullied a girl just for talking weird. At least not in the malicious way these kids seemed to do it.

>> No.570203

>>557501
Wait, when and what made Polka cry, how did I miss this.

>> No.570516 [SPOILER] 
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570516

>>570203
Life, man. Sometimes it's hard. That's why some people turn to drinking.

>> No.570736

>>569081
Women are ruthless to each other.

>> No.570772
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570772

>>568880
Its a habit people get from posting on reddit because for some reason reddit posts ignore single line breaks.

>> No.571607

>>558772
secondary here, i would like to know more

>> No.571747

>>569081
Yeah it's one thing for them to have said "oh you sound funny", because kids don't really have a filter and don't intend to be mean. But speaking behind someone's back and joking like that is pretty fucked. But I know fuck all about parenting so I'm not sure if I can judge.

>> No.572014

>>570772
Yeah, the actual meme started because tourists saw people using line breaks and assumed it was fellow redditors doing the double space, then couldn't resist seizing the chance to call other people newfags

>> No.572174

>>570772
That's a line break after a series of greentexts, doesn't count. Also from 2013 so could be a redditor

>> No.572239

>>572014
the double line break isn't what bugs me, people doing it after every fucking sentence or phrase does. it's like they're unsure of how to construct a coherent paragraph so they make every sentence a paragraph. also some people double line break after the reply link and that's just, like, come on

>> No.572279

>>572239
I think those are the unironic nu-/pol/ boomers, they need the huge white space and probably have text blown up to 36

>> No.572292

>>572174
I literally just posted a random picture lol

>> No.572366

She does this shit all the time lately. She might as well become one of those streamers who turn on their vibrators whenever they get a low placement in Mario Kart or whatever. She doesn't have much lower to fall.

>> No.572701

>>572366
Once she gets better with live2D expect her to make model edits on the fly as she splits her psyche more than raven from teen titans

>> No.572793

>>558502
it's 4chan, of course they are.

>> No.572797

>>572366
Similar to how she played Ring Fat with an accupressure footmat and did her last 3D stream with an electric shocker?

>> No.572922

>>564305
>reddit spacing
>tfw your schoolteachers 15+ years ago were "reddit spacing" before reddit existed
fucking underageb&s, I swear.

>> No.572975

>>557256
And you didn't archive it? I'm disappointed

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>>557438
>not posting the twitter link nor the original image
https://twitter.com/idol__picture/status/1358354513350909954

>> No.574761

>>558136
>Apparently she doesn't get along with her mom and sister so it didn't get that much better.
Where the fuck do you retards come from? She has spoken positively about both of them numerous fucking times

>> No.575483

>>574761
I have already spoonfed multiple different people in this thread. Just do some research.

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576297

>>565965
>Why is the Clown crying?
1. Why wouldn't the clown cry
2. If you were smart, you'd be doing the same thing

>> No.577000

>>575483
Yea you're right she ended up talking with her mom everyday while in Australia because they don't like get along. That's also why her sister watches her streams, because they don't get along

>> No.577151

>>559269
>she just went camping and fishing with her dad.
Sounds pretty wholesome

>> No.577341

>>559269
>And she does shit like that every time
She doesn't always do shit like that though? Prior to that she rarely went radio silent on twitter and when she did there was always a stated or obvious reason on why she was quiet.

>> No.579491

>>556863
>one o the moans was her real voice
god that got me diamonds

>> No.579593

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-LdKipJhkA
Haachama returns to give us cooking kino once more!

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579623

>>579593
>>579593
FUCK YEAH CROC MEAT

>> No.579632

>>579593
wait what

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>>579593
Absolutely based
Can all rrats crying about haato streams fuck off now?

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579759

>>579738
Did anyone honestly expect "Haachama" to disappear? It's clear that she simply wants to switch between the two whenever she can. Gives her two fanbases doing it like that.

>> No.579794

>>579759
There were a lot of people crying about it at least.
Even their pretending was just annoying

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579795

>>579593
Here Anon...

>> No.579901

>>579593
Hah

I knew it the moment she started labeling her streams with her name that this was a tool to make a distinction between Haato and Haachama streams

>> No.579955

>>579901
It's also nice she's spacing out the lore so that people don't get burned out.

>> No.579962

>>566076
Ye moite

>> No.580006

>>579759
Also allows her to be more flexible with time, since she can't really stream as Haachama around midnight without pissing off her family

>> No.580142

>>579593
Haachama chammaaaaaaa

Best girl is back.

>> No.580687

HERE WE GOOOOOOOO

>> No.580779

>>579593
why was this removed?

>> No.580826

>>580779
That one got shadowbanned

>> No.580836

>>580779
Shadowban

>> No.581364

>>566244
>>566331
zoomers who don't even know what a real forum looks like

>> No.581667

>>579623
I've had crocodile before but never with the whole head and claw attached. Is that actually normal or a novelty food thing?

>> No.581924
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Literally one of the most horrid things I've seen plated, chocolate covered crocodile hand

>> No.582090

HAACHAMA IS BACK

HAACHAMA CANNOT BE STOPPED

>> No.582299

>>582090
Haato took her meds again, unfortunately.

>> No.582380

>>581667
Head and claw is the novelty and decoration, just like pigs head.

>> No.582485

>>558426
20 seconds, fastest erection I ever got

>> No.582832
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>>582380
>just like pigs head.
When is she gonna go for gold and cook a boar's head?

>> No.582952

>>582832
SOPA DE MACACO


UMA DELICIA

>> No.583040

Am I crazy or is Lamy actually doing it right now?

>> No.583217
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>>556863
The fact that Haachama lives in my fucking Suburb fucking scares the shit out of me
Im legit terrified of this woman
That she will just leave the gas on one day and then I'll hear an explosion down the block

>> No.583265

>>583217
You need to be Haato's guardian when her neglectful parents let her in the kitchen again. Listen for the screams and look for a girl setting up traps outside the animal shelter

>> No.583306

I thought it was supposed to be an MC stream?

>> No.583320

>>583217
I have the same fears if you are referring to Melbourne, but she is in japan now, so we can safely drop property insurance

>> No.583327

>>583306
Changed her mind

>> No.583386

Haato scares me a lot more than Chammers.

>> No.583404

>>583320
Oh she was able to fly back? Good for her, were pretty strict about flights here

>> No.583418

>>583404
Anon she went back to Japan ages ago.

>> No.583440

>>583386
same

>> No.583523
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583523

did she just lowkey doxx herself now

>> No.583548

>>583523
what can you even do with wifi

>> No.583614

>>583523
No? How exactly?

>> No.583755

>>583548
if you have an estimated area, which some people seem to think they do
you literally drive around and just look at different wifi networks your phone picks up
you can do much more with actual tools

>> No.583808

>>583755
I hope no one is actually crazy enough to do that...

>> No.583851

I don't remember Minecraft looking like this

>> No.583863 [DELETED] 

>>568880
because of how reddit's commenting is formatted where you have to press space twice to make a new line, which 4chan doesn't do.

reddit

spacing

4chan
spacing

>> No.583871

>>583851
It still has blocks so it's close enough.

>> No.583884

>>583863
because of how reddit's commenting is formatted where you have to press enter twice to make a new line, which 4chan doesn't do.

reddit

spacing

4chan
spacing

>> No.583893

>>583863
>He thinks reddit invented paragraphs

You're actually paranoid, anon

>> No.583915

>>583755
If you live that close you never needed wifi, just drive around and listen during a haachama stream. Unless her house is soundproofed

>>583863
t. redditor

>> No.583924

>>583863
>>583884
>what is a paragraph
your autism is showing, chief

>> No.583931

>>583755
She can just rename her wifi

>> No.583935

>>583915
a soundproof house in Japan? Diamond find.

>> No.583953

>tii spin!

>> No.583954

>>583931
she showed a bunch of others too in the vicinity.

>> No.583971

>>583954
Those were just wifis she had previously connected to. Not vicinity

>> No.583990

>>583924
Does what he wrote look like paragraphs?

He does this after every sentence

This is not what paragraphs look like

>> No.584002

>>583971
I hope so

>> No.584032
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584032

Haato = Frank
Haachama = Pink Guy

Change my mind.

>> No.584064

>>583924
this

is

not

a

paragraph

>> No.584085

>>583217
>>583320
melb fags:
what do you think haatochama studied?
did she do vce or did she do IB?
i'm guessing her "proficiency" in english would preclude her from even thinking about IB level english classes.
guess her enter score

>> No.584167

The only true rrat about the split of haachama is that now that she's back in Japan she doesn't live alone anymore and she's gonna get her ass handed to her if she's noisy (also the reason why she was Haato at night and Haachama during the day), and she skillfully milked that for content.

>> No.584176

>>584167
does she live with her relatives?

>> No.584212

>>580826
>>580836
why

>> No.584213

>>584176
Parents and sister.

She has the keys to Holohouse with Suisei, Kanata and Coco btw

>> No.584223

>>584213
Heard there were some problems, yeah.

>> No.584226
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584226

>don't bully me, bully haato
!

>> No.584229

>>584212
R34 streams and masturbation ASMR streams.

>> No.584245

>>584229
But wasn't this a cooking video?

>> No.584252

>>584213
>Parents and sister.
Where's the father we hear so much about?>>584213
>
You pulling that out of your smelly anus hole or is this as real thing?

>> No.584264

>>584212
YT is kinda being fucky for some reason.

>> No.584269

>>584245
yeah it was, it was probably the lewd thumbnail desu

>> No.584295

>>584252
She mentions her parents (両親) as in both mom and dad. She does not specifically say her mom. So I assume her daddy is still around And she is definitely a daddy's girl type

Stop being a schizo

>> No.584382

>>584064
It's a linebreak and even that existed before reddit you dumbfucking mouthbreather

>> No.584406

RICKROLLED AGAIN

>> No.584489

>>584295
why is she a daddy's girl?

>> No.584668

I want haachama to be my valentines!

>> No.584701

>>584668
get in line

>> No.584773

>>584489
These kind of crazy girls usually are. Just a rrat. my sister and exgf is exactly the same crazy and both are daddy's girls

>> No.584801

>>584489
Well considering his father is filthy rich af to be able to afford to study abroad no wonder she isn't going to college now that she is making money on her own

>> No.584832

>>573547
This is so hot for some reason.

>> No.584856

>>584801
going abroad doesn't make one rich

>> No.584920

>>584701
W-what's the line for?
And in what state will she be once its my turn?

>> No.584952

>>584856
Studying abroad is

>> No.584959

>>584920
Limb donations for the ultimate Haachama Cooking.

>> No.585003

>>584959
Well i DO have a kidney to spare...

>> No.585088

w-whats that music playing int the background???

>> No.585103

I wish Haachama would kiss the mic for Valentines

>> No.585107

She said she's sleepy and going to bed.
Not sure if we should be concerned or she's just a sleepy bean.

>> No.585108

THE NUMBERS WHAT DO THEY MEAN!?

>> No.585118

>>585108
It was the code to join the tetris lobby.

>> No.585129

>>585108
just the password used to get into the Tetris match

>> No.585183
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>>559041
>What the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>583523
there are crowdsourced maps of wifi networks anon... yabe...

>> No.585286

>>566244
Line breaks

were not

done every

2 words

you faggot.

>> No.585337

>>585286
I'll line break your neck redditor, now go lurk for 4 years to make up for not doing it the first time

>> No.585339

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1360994108416749568
She found that Haachama cooking fan game. Prepare for another kino Schizo episode.

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I wasn't around for when Choco got b&. What's this talk about yab ASMR? Can a brother get a link?

>> No.585382

>>585339
fuck yes

>> No.585390 [DELETED] 

>>585337
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>> No.585460

i want to protect haachama
and i want haachama to protect me

>> No.585787

I wonder how long Akai/Haachama do this spilt personality thing. Since it will get tiring.

I see this like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde or Dr Bruce Banner and Hulk. but I guess the former is more fitting than the latter.

Well it fun but I hope she doesn't burn herself out over this new gimmick.

>> No.585834

>>585787
Probably as long as she lives with her family and youtube doesn't realize she's doing hentai reviews and lotion asmr while being labeled for kids

>> No.585904

>>585787
She reverts back to Haato everytime she plays MC before this whole schizo arc, so it's gonna be back to the norm probably but more of a balanced split between Chammers and Haato.

>> No.585918

>>585834
I thought this family thing was some dumb unfounded rumors or "narrative" like 4chan like to use. But that sucks if the family thing is true, Since her dad sounds like a well meaning goof.

>> No.585955

>>585904
Hopefully when the tower's done we get more haachama minecraft, I still have money on her starting a server war by pranking the wrong person

>> No.585975

>>585918
Not even the rrat, just so she's not screaming when they're home/at midnight, even a good family would hate that shit

>> No.585996

>>585904
Oh that you know is interesting. Now I'm interested how would this work for collab. i feel Chammer would be the better deal for them due how unpredictable and chaotic she is.

>> No.586044

>>585996
She'll do stealthchama until they let their guard down, then drop the proverbial and/or literal anvil on their head

>> No.586574

>>584085
she did VCE, her classes were EAL, further maths, business studies, vis com and studio art. Her score was definitely dogshit

>> No.586692

>>584856
poor and middle class japs rarely go overseas for school
they stay internally and suffer the grindbox that is hs and university applications.

>> No.586762

>>558412
Hololive wants to make money and this prints cash. Contrary to what the Yagoo meme says he's more than willing yo sacrifice the integrity of his girls for the sake of $$$ and Haato/Haachama prints mad dosh.

>> No.586786

>>585918
Her father's a chill drunken salaryman politician.
Her mother is a hafu engrish catholic who prefers her older sister as the model child.
Now you know why.

>> No.587145

is it true she does masturbation asmr's or is that just a meme

>> No.587224

>>587145
yes

>> No.587232

>>587224
the last one sure wasn't

>> No.587250

>>587145
maymay
don't doubt she's cupping or occasionally swiping her hand past there every so often though
since she's in the privacy of her own room she's probably streaming in her bra and panties and, being still in the throes of that teenaged hormonal haze, the temptation is probably still too great to overcome
it's fair game after the (usually short) streams end

>> No.587302

>>587250
I thought as much

>> No.587315

>>576297
>Ecitalopram 10mg every 24h. Meet me in 4 weeks
t. Doctor

>> No.587350

>>587315
>Doctors watching Hololive, Haachama of all girls

I want to believe

>> No.587354

>>585787
Probably until directives forget about the tarantula ramen incident.
That or until her bipolarity kicks in and she enters in hypomania

>> No.587361

>>556863
Because everybody is jacking off to it?

>> No.587368

>>587315
>Ecitalopram 10mg every 24h. Meet me in 4 weeks
What would this do to a "normal" person, doc?

>> No.587377

>>587350
I won't lie I am en eop and I can't really watch live streams but I devour the clips on my free time between patients.

>> No.587406

>>584489
She constantly talks about how awesome her dad is and is always doing shit with him when he isn't overseas fucking prostitutes on his business trips.

>> No.587427

>>587406
>when he isn't overseas fucking prostitutes on his business trips.
based
living the dream every repressed-since-birth japanese male strives to attain

>> No.587440

>>587368
Anywhere between nothing to nausea, vomits, or erectile disfunction.

>> No.587444

>>587354
what made them so mad about that?

>> No.587454

>>581364
The only forums that have members who don't write in proper spacing are for mental patients, so that would explain why you don't know any better faggot. Graduate high school and lurk four years before posting.

>> No.587470

>>587444
Not sure. But haachama supposedly made the top 10 most hated vtuber list for 2020 by the japanese equivalent of hero hei. Although the list itself is apparently really popular over there.

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>>587440
damn
thought it might make me ultra happy
perhaps even euphoric?
*tupsfedolo

>> No.587557

>>587444
Probably because this is the normal reaction of most people
https://youtu.be/Eku82eukRcg


>>587504
That's cocaine

>> No.587591

>>587470
>the japanese equivalent of hero hei
Wow
So it's extra irrelevant.

>> No.587685

>>558730
It's called

based spacing

and it's based.

>> No.587746

Where can I listen to all the full Haachams asmr’s? I know she keeps some for members, but yeah.

>> No.587915

>>587470
But why though? Did the Tarantula ramen really anger them?

>> No.588137

>>587454
no

>> No.588175

>>565965
>>570203
Polka isn't the happy go lucky clown that she pretends to be.

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>>565965
>>570203
>>588175

>> No.588494

>Red Heart had a music video at the start of her tetris stream
>it cut out
>can't find it

>> No.588526

>>588494
Literally in the vid's description

>> No.588584

>>556863
>Masterbation

Was that what it was supposed to be? I thought she was just trying to get to sleep and making a bunch of needless noises for asmr sake

>> No.588805

>>588584
it was a "peep" asmr, which just means sucking on candy etc.

>> No.589374

Anyone got the clip of the polka breakdown?

>> No.590330

>>588229
This just makes me want a holo VN even more.

>> No.590397

>>590330
Schizo Shoujo, would be a good sequel

>> No.590789

>>588229
that or Yagoo could be a casting couching asshole who is abusing girls he knows can't refuse him by giving them a dream job

>> No.590824

>>588229
>Sora is Yagoo irl daughter
Wait, hololive begun because Yagoo wanted to make his, likely ugly, daughter's dream of becoming a popular idol a reality?

>> No.591353

>>590789
I feel like hololive is big enough that there would at least be rumours if this was true

>> No.591635

>>590824
Sora is not ugly at all, and maybe he created this company to avoid the k-pop competition

>> No.591653

>>590824
Sora is actually very cute

>> No.591847

>>590824
Based holodad

>> No.592419

>>591353
due to the Pandemic Yagoo likely has never met most of them in person.

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>>588229

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>>587377
There are people doing live-tl in the youtube chat. Install ytc-filter.

>> No.595128

>>594394
woah, that is rad
props to the based translators

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>> No.595623

>>579593
why is that deleted?

>> No.595641

>>558730
Sneed

Feed

Seed

>> No.595815
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>>587368
I was on this medication for awhile. Took away my depression for a bit. I couldn’t feel negative emotions as strongly as I normally could. My dad died while I was giving him CPR, and then two years later my older brother died. Neither time could I cry, I just felt numb.

I also couldn’t orgasm. Like I could beat my meat for over an hour and nothing. Sex with my gf was pretty much impossible. I eventually just stopped taking it and started doing lots of jiu jitsu to balance out my brain chemistry.

>> No.599386

>>595815
Not a doctor, but, I've found that in everyone I've met who had depression symptoms including myself at one point it was caused by something else in their life, and ramming dubious chemicals down their throat doesn't do much. For _me_ it was just a lack of exercise. Like, walking from a bed to a desk 4 feet away, and back, and that being all the movement in a day, for months. Turns out, diet and exercise have a significant impact on one's mental health.

Depression is the 2010's version of the 2000's ADHD: Overdiagnosed, people looking for the lowest-effort solution possible, and companies more than happy to oblige them.

>> No.600339

>>595815
>>599386
pill popping longterm is a meme except for certain cases
Medication is a containment measure designed for a concrete period of time, you should use the "time" the medications give you to improve on other ways, like exercise as you said.

>> No.600636

>>600339
I've yet to meet a person who asked for such, or a doctor whose recommended it.

>> No.604161

>>564751
Coco is really fucking crazy sometimes. It's that librarian energy she exudes.

>> No.604255

>>558940
She's a halfie?

>> No.606849

>>588229
>tfw never be japanese hobo rescued by businessman

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607198

>>588229
based

>> No.610276

>>604255
I’ve seen posts saying she’s 1/4 Filipino or English, and it’s usually stated that her father is mixed race, though I’ve seen someone claiming in a recent thread that her mother is a half-English Catholic. It’s possible that both of her parents are mongrels, but it’s hard to separate the genuine info from the rrats.

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