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News:
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Luxiem FancyFrontier Halloween M&G October 15: https://twitter.com/flyingmilktea/status/1690982744934002688
Heroes Half Anniversary merch releases November 15: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1701068043684839458
Luca and Ren at Nijifes 2023 December 24: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1687795587163537409
Outfit status: 6 weeks

Merch on sale:
Noctyx Palverse Pale Global Preorders: https://www.animate.shop/search?type=product&options%5Bprefix%5D=last&options%5Bunava ilable_products%5D=last&q=palverse
Unit Art Vol. 3
Phone Call

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Ren Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMEfuqkKcSQ
Uki Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztWXSDKX6Bc
Vox Lore Movie Teaser (Full project in fall): https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1649624965275107329

>>58300809
Forgive the broken palverse link. I hate mobile formatting so damn much.

I love my hardworking demon husband who looked pathetic 400 years ago!

sonny love! please return to us soon.

Foxakuma sex
https://poipiku.com/4838164/9306427.html
Shusta sex and oviposition
https://poipiku.com/2657835/9305859.html

>>58302085
First person I like how they draw his face (￣▽￣).

>14yo
girls stop growing early... i haven't grown since then

wife really has a thing for retarded men

I miss him already but he’s working hard for us, so I’ll cheer him on. I’m working hard too, and I’ll continue to do it for him.

Not expecting the lore to be anything substantial tbdesu. Maybe this is iluna outfits or something

>>58305036
There should be a wave collab at the least before outfit announcements? Unless that's also just being dropped that day

>>58305265
Maybe that’s the raft collab? Dunno what else it could be except an outfit announcement.

>>58305036
I doubt it’s outfits. Kyo says that this is one of the 4 big projects he’s been working on. Usually he leaks but this time he’s been very good as to not give any hints so I have no idea what it could be

wife speaking chinese.....cute

wife zatsu!

EEEEEEEEHHHHHHH?!?!?!?! Shu... love of my life... you want to LOBOTOMIZE me with a rusty icepick and store me in the CUPBOARD?!!!!???? AND you're going to cut off my arms and legs, replace them with bionic parts and keep me as your own personal CYBORG-SLAVE?!?!?!???!! And my ONLY duties will be to PREP and CLEAN UP after you DEMOLISH me with your MASSIVE PENIS?!?!???!!! And while all this is happening, SIMULATIONS will be running in my brain over and over again of me dying in the most HORRIBLE, GRAPHIC WAYS FOR ETERNITY?!?!?!?!?!!! And as a side business, you're going to use your SORCERY SPELLS on me which will make me grow and regrow nipples all over my body... which you'll then CUT OFF and USE to MAKE and SELL PEPPERONI PIZZAS???!?!????!!??? AND you're going to melt down our WEDDING RINGS and reforge them to make a COCK RING for ME? And when my body is about to shut down you'll toss me into the OCEAN to claim my LIFE INSURANCE?!?!?!?!!!?? And ALL I have to do is sign a waiver CONSENTING to all of this?!?!?!!!! WELL YABBA DABBA DOO AND A HEMMITY HEM! SOMEONE GO AND FIND ME A PEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think wife would love barbie, it legitimately made me cry

when can we see wife in a korean bl one day

lol wife getting hooked by vampire BL smut, of course

Wife what the fuck?

mintfag is being fed well this stream.........

>>58309181
I'm not entirely sure what he is even feeding me....

>>58309303
he keeps talking about taking a shit........

>>58309401
I'm watching on my phone while having a massive nosebleed I don't think I'm processing anything

WIFE YOU KEEP PRONOUNCING PHONETICS WRONG THIS IS TRIGGERING ME

wife is such a beauty, i feel my chest and brain being tickled and filled with warmth with his voice

>>58309536
i'm not the only one who noticed that! why DOES he say it that way? is it a bong thing? because i know they say privacy weird

>>58309656
It is NOT a bong thing wife is just fucking WRONG, maybe it's a regional accent....

>>58307912
w-where else are the nipples growing, anon??

>>58309616
Wifes voice fills my head with fluff and cotton, it turns my brain into mush

>>58309860
>grow and regrow nipples all over my body

This seems like the most tumblrcore game I've ever seen

just realized wife playing TWD is him overwriting another cryaotic playthrough in my brain

Aww wife I miss you too <3

>>58310231
I played the demo a while ago, its a cute vn.

it's pretty exasperating how they keep logging him out of his account and he can't thank all his memberships because he loses them...

Good luck to everyone applying. Don't forget us if you get in

>>58311021
What the hell is manesan even doing at this hour isn't it like 4am in japan

>>58311082
Don’t be too /here/ though, fulgur and willy’s level is about the limit I can tolerate

>>58311129
japanese work culture...

>>58311296
What if a here anon collabed with wife? Would they discuss milk in diets?

>>58311544
Everyone here would spill their spaghetti if they collabed with their oshi. I sometimes think about if I got into nijien I would avoid my oshi like the plague so I don’t embarrass myself

>>58311296
>willy
i've managed to completely miss any /here/ references he's made, he overlaps with wife too often nowadays

>>58311903
Wilsoneers was a /here/ name before he made it official, and he does repeat some thread opinions too sometimes. Nothing too bad but he at least goes here.

>>58311753
Depends on the topic, how many people are involved etc. That said, we've only had like three anons from /nenmen/ openly admit they applied.

>>58312011
Anon, wasn’t wilsoneers just one of the options among yuquties that he gave for a fan name and the latter won

>>58312340
Aw heck maybe, I was working when willy debuted so I might of missed it… There are still stream moments that tell me that he goes /here/ though

>>58312011
i didn't take wilsoneers as one for the same reason this anon said >>58312340, although his decision to retcon his fanbase name from yuqties to wilsoneers could be influenced by the thread

i will apply, get in, become the first ojisan, and rape ver

>>58312517
Get I become your nepo hire?

I hope none of the applicant here are as retarded as vanta when it comes to emails

>>58312679
What did he do? I know Aster ignored his acceptance for close to a month because it went to spam

>>58312818
i felt stressed just reading this post

>>58312526
form a new clique to molest as many of the boys as we can.

>>58312818
Kind of funny because the boys pretty much said the same thing

>>58312465
He said he wanted to rename it because it didn’t roll of the tongue. He wanted it to sound natural like vantacrew and vezkits. Oh and also it reminded him of the movie Cuties and that made him uncomfortable.
>>58312818
Pretty much the same thing, but not as long. The email went into his spam folder and he didn’t notice until they sent him a second email.

>>58312818
Missed 2 emails confirming that he got in before noticing they were in his spam folder. What the heck do you mean aster left them on sent for a month what the heck

>>58313119
You can do as you please, I just wanna stream and say hello to my oshi

>>58313288
these kids aren't checking their spam folders with the utmost paranoia when they're waiting for an important email....

Pick one

>>58314304
2

pio's handcam is at 6am pst....im gonna cry

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>58314304
1 is how he attempts to sell himself to fans and social media. 2 is the reality

>>58314810
And I love him for it. I said this before but I hope he gets some edgy and angsty moments in the movie and the teaser today makes me even more excited

>>58315270
There is a certain song that I've always associated with Vox, because it's how I picture someone recapping how his empire fell. Second verse fits nicely with the girl who wanted to leave. Is that a little lame of me? I don't care, I am a lame snake. Especially love the chorus;

"You brought the walls down with a single breath
Spoke a language that was already dead
House divided, you're gone forever"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-o8_aWcbvs&pp=ygUMdm93d3MgZXNzZWZm

Hope his short movie has solid music!

>>58316626
man, I really wanted a full unscripted off-collab

>>58316603
this is really cool, i don't think it's lame at all, thanks for sharing with us

>>58317535
I have all sorts of songs I associate with talents for one reason or another. I like to visualise how things would be framed in like a music video or within the lore that they have. Also helps me creatively come up with my own ideas for myself. It's silly but fun!

>>58317628
I do that too, but with battle themes. I always felt like a box battle theme would sound like something from the muramasa ost like this. Tons of great tracks from that ost in general. https://youtu.be/JeQ7nSAquO8?si=rOlQRp2QxdaY9teG

>>58301463
Why is Vox such a sexy hobo

>>58311082
If I get in I'll miss you all so much and I will provide the Homestuck troll blood sorting that Nijisanji EN desperately needs.

>>58318760
Wdym hes a perfectly normal guy. Don't mind all the blood and stolen belongings and just give him your food, it'll be perfectly ok.

>>58317628
May I ask you what songs do you associate with which boys then? Also works as a way of getting new song recs

>>58319319
Okay.

Yay!

>>58320286
[anon was never seen again]

Kyo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3ywRl20xEc

https://twitter.com/HexHaywire/status/1701381129973194886

>>58320148
Cruel Melody is the one that I often return to, considering I've made it rather apparent that Fuu is my favourite in these threads. I also previously shared this track in the main general. I've always viewed this track the ramblings of him during the process of him being augmented and deprived of aspects of his humanity. Factor in elements of his own life are apart of his lore, the chorus just clicks for me;

"And it's a cruel memory
To look back on who we were
'Cause my past is a poison
And I'll never find a cure"

However it's the break down at the end that seals the deal for me. As the singer's monotone projection of this melancholy song becomes manic, angry and progressively louder as he shouts "Take me away, take me away, I might as well be yours"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b8LoHqGir0

Mr. Doctor Man, Little Bastards. Franky a fair few tracks from Palaye Royale or rather, most of the discography from Palaye Royale I think would compliment Pio. The sporadic shifts in vocal inflections fit his kayfabe nicely, atop of the lyrical themes typically tackled by them. I love the song they did with Pussy Riot too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzM134EhSFQ

Ike, well. Less so about him. Just the way he projects his voice. Apparent Ike has taken some inspiration from them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRWjLLpwnOM

Sometime ago I also shared "We're all mad here" by Aberdeen is Dead for Mysta. Seems a little too on the nose now considering the graduation. But hey I'll relink it for old time sake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS6ne3lx1Go

See, I sperg about things more than wrestling. lol

alban LOVE !
i had a dream he put up a waiting room and it was a surprise luxnoc offcollab....

why did demon sound so british when he was a robot and why was it so cute

>>58325231
It's within our DNA

>>58325364
Who's vox's r2d2

>>58326137
I mean with how R2D2 screams, it would have been Mysta.

>>58326137
Piochan is BB8

Ver https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QWX9zZlmlo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QWX9zZlmlo
ver

ver sleeping in class today. he needs to be punished

ver ....pathetic. don't double message when they ghost you

Can't stop thinking about today's teaser. He looks like a stray dog in the rain and I want to take him home and give him a bath and a bowl of food

>>58332315
if you're into BL do i have a manga recommendation for you...

>>58332742
Hit me up homie. The "taking care of a hot stranger and gowing closer together as a result" trope is the best

>>58332848
i feel like i've run myself ragged shilling this so sorry if you've seen my posts about it already, but you'll love canis by zakk by if you enjoy that trope, it's my favorite BL manga

>>58332998
I can tell this is gonna be good, thank you

>>58333429
you're welcome! i love introducing people to it, i hope you enjoy it as much as i did

she's legal now kaichou. it's fair game

Fuck shota Shu, pleasure shota Shu, lick under his foreskin and caress his balls, breastfeed shota Shu while stroking his tiny cock, dominate smelly brat Shu, smother shota Shu between your tits, leg lock shota Shu during his mating press, milk shota Shu's prostate, amazon press shota Shu until he cums, cuddle with shota Shu under the sheets when you're done.

>>58335332
All of this but in fic format would be amazing

>>58335507
If I wasn't so busy with my other fics, I'd give it a try.

ver is still waiting for permissions on the cozy typer stream this week

i love ver. he's a cutie.

I decided to make bleep bleep instead of sheero so here's an update on the little plushie! He isn't done yet I need to add eyes and some horns. I feel like I should've made him larger so I can actually hug it but I underestimated the amount of yarn I need TwT.

>>58340788
looks so squishable....cute ! i can't wait to see the finished product
cute nails anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgVjtIU2NuY

>>58340788
Cute Bleep Bleep, anon! I hope if we ever get a full official plush it ends up as soft as this one looks.

>>58340788
this looks cute already!

>>58340788
it looks so soft and fluffy!! i want one!!!

>>58340788
So cute, I want to squish

demon forgot to unprivate the meme vod again...dummy...

so much for wanting to start streams an hour or two earlier kek

Froggy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80IojLty_tA

>>58340845
>>58342367
>>58344504
>>58344631
>>58345990
Thank you anons! (•/////•)
Please help me with something! I need to make horns but I'm not entirely sure what colour to use, should I use the same black as the fur or a grey yarn (not the same one as the face)

bumpy

Sonny die

>>58352976
no anon stop...!

>>58350435
Black would be a good contrast

Kiss me anon~

>>58354025
chuchu~~

Ver https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-UrhF4ikpU

i miss my husband

good morning nenmen! i apologize for the delay with todays puzzle, i forgot i had an appointment earlier today

we're once again puzzling IKE EVELAND, hopefully that one quilldren will be here for it still!

https://puzzle.aggie.io/uXfhmx

Froggy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_EwBjWZmS8
Pio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-E4zdlbX10

Luxnoc boys doko
I’ve been watching Doppio a lot and he’s lovely but I miss the others

>>58361345
Busy filming their 3d group debut in the gay park

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HdTx_PtWtQ

>i love happy endings
ver loves jerking guys off

>>58359498

bye kaichou!!! the it takes two playthrough was fun. looking forward to you revenging your dead lover tomorrow in starfield

>>58363695
https://files.catbox.moe/mr7zkk.jpeg
Foxmafia sex

>>58361345
Doppio is our new luxiem boy ever since mysta died

Kyo on twitch https://www.twitch.tv/kyokanek0

Hex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1_9ABMNGLE

>>58364657
Gochisousama or whatever the kids say these days

It does make me happy that all the Mysta ships are still sailing. Just because he's dead doesn't mean we can't resort to necro.

>>58364695
Doppio and Ren are Luxiem DLC/NG+

>>58366307
Maybe I haven't followed enough artists of his other ships, but it makes me happy to see the Foxmafia and Shusta artists still drawing a lot. The latter I always see several doing a not-aggie too

he's enforcing the suicide pact
https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1701611221206905143

>>58366307
i saw the luxiem dating show as almost a symbolic thing of showing that doppi and ren are worthy of carrying on the mantle

>>58367641
I always kind of memed that pio and ren are luxiem+ but they do have the vibes. Dunno how to describe it but they just do.

>>58367641
"_" hmm idk how I feel about this
t b h...they are cool but,I always will think a peice is missing. But that's good you made it into a positive

>>58367912
Like the other anon said, they just vibed very well during the dating show. The intro with just Mysta and Doppio was great.
>I'll be dupid
>That sounds like stupid
>No no no no no
Cute boys.

>>58370622
these type of stairs scare me. my intrusive thoughts always thinks about slipping at the top and falling straight down the middle to your death

>>58368564
It’ll never be the same, Mysta isn't replaceable... he did say that he wants us not to be in despair about him leaving forever, so I guess there's the idea moving forward even if it's not moving on purr say.

That being said they're probably having vigorous sex with him right now. That's why they're so busy and why he had the funeral so his juicy ass can get plapped in peace. I'm sorry this post got so tremendously down bad but anyway MYSTA LOVE! MYSTA LOVE FOREVER.

>>58370708
I always wanted to slide down a spiral staircase as a kid

bump

>>58371889
the thought of that is too scary

>>58374506
I would have a ton of fun sliding down the stairs in my great aunt’s house so I guess I never developed that fear despite me falling down concrete stairs as a middle schooler. It’s fun

To the /nenmen/ anon who loved Helsie, we eating good. (Please more Fortnite streams boys)

>>58374634
I don't know... stairs are kind of scary in general. I related a lot to Mysta when he said he has bad balance walking up and down them. I usually go up stairs on all fours at home too kek, and death grip the the rail when outside

>>58371285
Yeah I understand what you mean. Its hard to move on ;_; also the rest of your thoughts scary fujo.

>anykara just opened urgent hiring for 3d model designers and directors
I am thinking
https://x.com/anycolor_inc/status/1701521345841127526

>>58377689
I’m pretty sure all of Luxnoc already have their models if they were going to have the AR live all the way back in April

>>58378898
True but they canned it in like 2 weeks due to being idiots about scheduling so who knows how finished those models are, if they even exist. I don’t quite know how their pipeline works, but I don’t think it’s too much of a stretch to think they just have the mocap data/video with no model footage. Feel free to correct me on that because I don’t know anything about how mocap 3d works

SHU SEX
https://poipiku.com/3547672/9310230.html

https://twitter.com/Mo1kaiiGO
To leaf anon, I don't know if you'd be interested in group ordering, but I saw this the other day. Seems they could be pretty reliable if you wanted to give it a go.

Willy soon

>>58382509
not sure which leaf you're referring to but thanks, the person i usually go to is busy with school nowadays so this is a nice alternative

>>58381733
Please direct me to the artist this style is so freaking cute

Willy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV9Z2kD-Q30

>>58385042
https://twitter.com/China2434/status/1701429828682138096

zali please stop streaming at 4am

>>58388719
Unfortunately thats going to be his schedule now. At least there’s two streams to catch!

>>58388991
Froggy escapes my grasp like the aussies and vanta....

nya

Kyo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jALePV0JoJU
Also his lore video is writtern by merry so I care even less about it

>>58389610
>merry
what overused tropes will be in it this time

https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion/status/1701733601719574827
ver learning to play apex

>>58390200
Some dumb tropes about magic anime school I bet. I don't even have confidence that kyo wrote any part of it because he's never expressed taking lore seriously at all. Merry's lore videos almost always make me catatonic

>>58390486
Why even make lore if it's half assed

>>58390567
Don't ask me, ask kyo. Whatever he announces better be cool if I gotta sit through merry lore video #27131897

>>58367912
>>58368671
if we think about it a certain way its two new boys to make up for the two we lost kek
but yes although i call them 'new luxiem boys' jokingly, theyre very much unique and have wonderful energy in their own ways. i think if anyone is worthy of filling in the void it's them

>>58368564
>>58371285
it never will be the same...mysta is one of a kind T_T

but if you think about it! he and ren fucked therefore ren has mystas DNA in him and he can live on in ren's bizarre alien mpreg phrenology! if ren goes on to fuck other boys then he can infect them with the mysta DNA genome and therefore rendering mysta genetically immortal!

>>58392020
>for the two we lost
I thought we just lost Mysta? Or are you lumping Yugo and Mysta in together as LuxNoc?

ver's sweaty ass cheeks as he can't have his ac on or else it'll make a shit ton of noise

>>58392375
Fuuchan would put Doppio in Noctyx in a heartbeat

>>58392375
>>58393842
yes luxnoc
now the real argument is which one belongs in luxiem and which one belongs in noct

>>58394625
Ren and Doppio fits in Luxiem+ but I don't think anyone quite fits into Noctyx the way DJ does....I mean maybe Ren if he plays up his clueless ojisan bit.
Meroco would be a good Noctyx member

>>58395241
Romeo*. and if we're counting that can my baby boy peter be in luxiem too

do you guys have any tips on writing fanfics..

>>58395425
I don't know much about peter sadly...but I think da wose also fits into luxiem as a shota for sure

>>58395829
Peter is always cute when he shows up but he always has to dissapear at the end... I hope we see him next year

>>58395931
Actually now that I think about it Hex would fit pretty well into the suicidal wave he's just a bit too young we'd have to wait at least 5 more years. Ver also might be a good fit he is boomer-esque but he isn't suicidal enough.

>>58394625
Ren's always been a hidden Luxiem member...
https://youtu.be/HmZ8sUw4InY
Fun oji-san

i've been missing wife streams....and i've been too tired to check these threads.....tasukete....wagie hate...

>>58397126
Fulgur looks like he has bad eyesight in this screenshot.

bump

bye ver. hope you had fun learning apex with your new friends. nice surprise to get 3 hours of you after your it takes two stream

ren https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfrq_q_6dxM

>>58395778
practice! write whatever you want, even if it's shitty at first, just keep doing it. and read a lot too, read people you think write way better than you do, you'll absorb some of it through osmosis

>>58399690
He does, he forgot to put on his glasses

>>58402116
Now he looks like I just showed him a meme on my phone.

>>58403300
he really is a milf

>>58403300
He doesn't understand the meme but he is happy that you showed it to him

>>58395778
Don't shut your ideas down before you get started, explore them. Take shame out of it.

>>58395778
i always dump a bunch of ideas onto a document or bounce it with a friend in dms to get the juices flowing, then make a detailed outline for writing

>>58406053
pretty wife...cute wife...wanna kiss and rape

>>58412234

thinking of wife

New(?) Cat and Dog photo drop, does wife take pictures using a fucking potato...what is this quality

>>58417607
his chronic poorfag mentality prevents him from upgrading his phone pls andastando

>>58417933
You can literally get an android phone with a decent camera for under 200 dollars...mine is cheap as fuck and still works fine after 4 years

>>58418448
he eats 5-day-old salad

>>58417607
soul

>>58418543
I buy slimy almost expired raw chicken for 50% off and I still have an actual non-poato phone

>>58419240
NOT YOU AGAIN you haunt my thoughts

If wife would let me I'd cook nice meals for him, bake him the perfect sweet and savoury desserts and snacks and leave cute messages and little gifts around his home (and buy him a nice phone for Christmas)

>>58418448
thats such a pretty looking cat, ive never seen that sort of dappled? pattern on a brown cat before

>>58417607
that being said he could also be using old pics from long ago

>>58420081
Well if you wash the slime off then the chicken is all good yeah? :D
>>58421743
She is a very strange looking kitty, she is also the first cat I've ever seen that looks like this.

my doujins came in the mail today

>>58423914
giwtwm

good morning nenmen!

today is an early puzzle since my papa is going to be here for the next weeks, so i will not be around much. because of that i chose luxiem as todays theme! i hope you'll join me and enjoy!

https://puzzle.aggie.io/2hPqTI

imagine the sex....

>>58426165
>>58426893
>>58427667
>>58428732
Thank you for keeping us alive takoyaki

>>58428909
<3

Mafiakuma clown edition https://x.com/yellowishsoup/status/1701812307209355688

i miss the boys

Can the boys come back from the gay park already

1 hour until fulgur.....

>>58434025
It feels like forever...

>>58430225
If ain't nobody got me I know soup got me, amen

alban should play this on stream on days he doesn't feel like streaming proseka
https://twitter.com/JINsay_SICK_kak/status/1701562966469230865

going to miss the first hour of wife's stream because of a meeting...

>>58436400
That meeting? NijiEN staff related. This anon is in Niji

>>58436529
>>58436400
anon please get them gay park orgy stream perms

>>58436564
i'll try my best even if it means i have to suck off paul li or whoever

fulgur https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJeT054FhBE

>all of luxnoc minus fulgur baiscally mia for weeks now
>3d job postings
Is it too much coping to think it's 3d debuts/event

>>58437796
They've gotta happen at some point. It's only a matter of 'when,' not 'if.' Though, while I'm hopeful, it's also slightly worrying that they posted 3D job postings now, of all times. The notion of them presumably being underway in the 3D recording process, and having to look for hires in the midst of it, leaves me a tad concerned for how the whole operation's being handled and how it's going along.

Fuuchan please learn how to actually use mega flare, that was painful to watch....

finally free of my meeting, did i miss anything

>>58439278
He's been playing the main story but mostly it is just different flavors of 'shits fucked' to deal with. He's finally learning to dodge to make the casting go faster, though. And everyone has shiny new dlc outfits!

>>58438030
It might be that they're upping 3d debuts/productions across the board and they need more hands on deck.

>>58439614
thanks, the new outfits look good!

cute wife humming

Fuuchan got wrecked, but he did better than I expected he would...

RIP Fuuchan...

He did it!

wife always deserves degradation

He's got PTSD...

Don't die, Joshua...

>>58417607
this looks like it was taken in 2013 i love it, it has soul

not everyone is a size queen like you wife

taken straight from the main thread but
hardcore, softdom, loving sex with this Ike

My meeting got cancelled last minute so I can keep watching!

>>58444680
Paul, get me into Niji bud.

>>58444717
How good are you at giving blowjobs?

Oh no, he has to use his memory...

Invisible Clive...

they gave us a happy ending for once

I thought he died for a second there...

Is the golden age of male tubing over?

I was talking to someone, did he say he was going to fight a level 50 at level 39?

>>58447664
he's doing it right now

>>58447944
I've noticed. He sure is taking double dragon dick raw right now.

>>58448000
and complaining that it's tough big

>>58448093
For all his complaining, he still went for a second round kek

>>58448135
very on-brand for him

wife's coconut scented hair!

>>58447216
no, youtube vtubers are over
twitch vtubers are thriving

the dragon cum residue is giving wife a coughing fit

Dumbass, why don't you have more water.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtxoPtbp8uA
ver avenging his man sam

wife gone... world cold...

ver getting gangraped by robots

no dying

do these hours usually attract weird people in chat or is it just starfield.

>>58451586
Little of A and B

>>58451653
well at least ver has a dedicated mod team

omega ver having cramps on stream as he gets read to go into head

fatass stopping to look at desserts and offer to breastfeed us...he wants to get impregnated bad

To those of you who applied, have faith and keep pushing forward even if they don't reply. It's easy to get discouraged

ver squatting on a dildo as he plays video games

villions making sure ver as a fat ass. 80 squats for him

>>58452781
he doesn't need to squat he has one of those fuck machines

>>58452914
chat just wants to torture him by making him work for it

>>58452685
Thanks, today is kind of gloomy... nenmen audition cheerleader you're very kind and I hope your day is good!

ver........all that effort for a ship you can't fly

oh wow shipping was so fast, i received my jam doujins and acrylic stands already!

>>58388719
As a Briskadet, you get used to it. Welcome to the night shift.

ver will shower naked on stream for enough money

>>58419240
Anon I want to culture your intestinal microbiome.

>>58423018
>>58418448
Anon I've come to tell you that your cat is appears to be a dilute calico.
https://vetmed-maddie.sites.medinfo.ufl.edu/files/2014/07/cat-coat-color-chart.pdf
Honestly, the chocolate in her fur fascinates me, there's some genetic wizardry at play there. Lovely animal.

i now own wife (female)

>>58458397
did he name a price though

>>58459808
a million dollars cause i guess he doesn't understand the concept of hiding his face when he does it kek. if he's gonna "ruin" his life he wants to make sure it's worth it

bodyguard gangbang in the back of a limo.