/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Henbutt

zenner

i hope she uses that fanmade model, i really want to see it in action

Look at my cute delinquent wife

>>58326289
The chibe is cuter and the concert one is better, no reason to use it

Say you love him!!!

Henya's trying to kill Filian by pushing her down the stairs.

Chu my Menhara wife

>among us
>vr
ngl I want another one of those.

>>58326602
>Menhara

>>58326627
it was awful last time. Everyone got sick while playing it.

>that angle
she knows what she's doing

Why was filian saying she's getting banned? I was watching henya pov

>>58326720
That was the only part that sucked, but the RPS bit was fun

>14 HOURS LEFT! Submissions for Henya's birthday are closing!

>Ideas to get you going
999IQ, She can solve a rubik's cube!
Hentai (Her fans name).
Kettle.
Dayo.
Reese's and donuts.
Her friends, Kson, Haruka, Zen, Pomu, Ina, etc.
Games she played like, Minecraft, Crash bandicoot, Portal, etc.
>Koikatsu card: https://db.bepis.moe/koikatsu/view/308248

Normal rules apply. Tiles must be SFW and have dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400). Have fun.
>Deadline is on the 13th of September, in JST. https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/birthday?iso=20230913T00&p0=248&msg=Henya%27s+Birthday&font=cursive

Ready your bug repellent guys,just in case

>>58326813
Great PoV

>>58326830
what

>>58326813
Mor

>>58326865
>>58326813
yabai

>>58326865
Henya has that hafu cake

>>58326813
>>58326865
https://streamable.com/9h88n1

>>58326648

>>58326865
GYAT

>>58326813
>>58326865
I was wonder what Filian was freaking out about. I'm glad I went back too.

>>58326830
Pardon?

>>58326865
henya confirmed to have the best ass in all of Vshojo

>>58326980

>Henbutt is canon

>>58326980
don't tell Zen

>>58327010
Skill issue dayo!

>>58326946

>>58326813
>>58326865
HENBUTT
IINE

>>58326980
Zenbros, how do we answer?

>>58326818
Also if anyone would like to write out a tweet or what should be on the card, post it here. If you leave it to me, I'll just make it simple and boring.
>>58326946
>>58326865
>>58326813
Butt...

>>58326830
no need

>>58326980

>euthanasia joke

>>58326424
Bubi Hajime

>>58327483
She's actually going to get cancelled this week

>>58327483
she Canadian filian live on stream

>>58326980

Is this Filian person a dude?

>>58327664
Yes, good old filipino boy

>>58327664
She's a small Filipino boy.

>>58327664
I heard his cock is almost as big as Zen's.

>>58327653

>>58326648
menhara because she has a "crazy" nice stomach

what did she mean by this?

>>58326818
>>58326675

Henya should use dual PC streaming

>>58328085
Does that mean that anything will work as long as you add a party hat?

>>58328142
please understand my daughter is retarded and doesn't know how to set it up

We're so almost back bros

>>58326818
>she can solve a rubik's cube
hmmmmmmmm

>>58328216
Better than being lazy like some fucking rat.

stinky is back

>>58326089
A Nyanners cosplayer gave me a Dairy Queen coupon let's goo

>>58328257
>IQ so high that it overloads the Rubik's cube

>>58328318
Who?

>>58328216
She rather has no physical space for a second PC. A laptop on the other hand maybe.

The fuck is Aethel doing?

>>58328489
Please fund a bigger soundproof streaming room.

>>58328489
No one is buying your laptop idea, buddy.

Not really fond of this fillian dude,peed infront of henya.where is his manner,fuckin zoomer bastard

Bread and water
why?

Mouse is back on QSMP

>>58328489
use ITX case?

When will the NFL recognize the viability of vtubers and give me the Manningcast style stream with Nyan and Aethel with guests?

>>58328596
His best

>>58328680
It wasn't mine. Just re-iterating what some other dude put out there.

Mouse sounds actually fucking dead

>>58328845
Hell, just use one of those mini PCs.

>>58328875
I feel like I'm watching an acid trip

>>58328854
that would be pretty based, I enjoy Manningcast

>>58328948
You can put the 4090 and 13900 into an ITX case

>>58329246
I know you can, but you don't need that kind of horsepower in a 2nd PC that will probably just be handling OBS and Vtuber studio.

>>58328854
aren't they doing a Toy Story thing rn?

>Filian: Henya, that's the key to my heart.
>Henya: Now you're mine dayo!
Cute!

>>58329382
Maybe she'll want to make some AI art

>>58329590
Filian is /in/

>>58328896
Went back and yeah she sounds the same as the Terraria collab

>>58328085
Thanks.
>>58328209
Yes. There is no quality requirement. One of the Nyan tiles was an unedited stock image. The only reason I would ever reject a tile, would be if it was unreadable, too big, or mean spirited.
>Talking about that, if you're American this may be the last good time to submit, as it should be closing early morning your time.
I highly recommend adding something if you appreciate Henya. Even if it's just text on a picture or a shitty ms paint drawing. All it takes is a few minutes to wish Henya a very happy birthday!

logan paul stream now

>>58329825
Vei died?

I like Henya's voice from her VR mic.

i miss moose

>>58329769
She also went afk again and everyone started punching her out of it.

>>58330008
My guess is all her issues is related to lack of meds again

Let me know when Filian leaves

Behold, Filian's true form.

>filian recruitment effort

>>58330101
you might as well go take a nap

>>58330098
Could be, possibly that she's puking more and more due to stress as well.

>>58330008
the timing was funny considering they were in an enemy base. she better thank them for always babysitting her kek

I feel like it would be a lot of fun going to a haunted house with Henya.

Mouse is dead…

>>58330793
Nevermind

>>58330793
She's alive
barely

>>58326089
My friend's sister has a crush on a Nyanners simp. I told her to attract him by farting, pissing, developing a degradation kink, and being a FAT BITCH.

>>58328318
I wish we had normal mouse fans like haruka who are happy when they find out she's on someone else's stream and just reply with "the moose is loose!"
Especially since Haruka has an odd stream schedule herself and them she got addicted to BG3 recently.

>>58330937
your stories are wack, anon, do better

>>58330937
tell yuzu to give it up already

Henya is tired kek

>>58330937
That's good advice but she's not going to take it.

>>58331066
Her stinky hiki lifestyle caught up to her.

>It game
>SCPshit
Are zoomers unable to think of any other form of horror?

Does Zen have a model sheet? I don't really have any reference of her robo form

>>58331016
We have those, only that the people sperging are always going to be the loudest and the stupidest. I mean guy is complaining about why the ill woman that barely has any strength in her body can't set up shit by herself.

>>58331222
Yes

>>58331222
This robo form?

>>58331222
https://twitter.com/zentreya/status/1612148779033001984

>>58331390
>>58331412
perfect, ty

>>58331493
Have the alt legs version too.

>>58331222
this form?

>>58331493
what are you making/commissioning?

>>58331300
she's not a porcelain doll,

>>58331633
maybe a zen+henya thing, but might not be for a while

tina just called mouse a mother and then quickly apologized

>>58331856
me in the center

>>58327852
Finally some good shit

Creating a twitter account for aprimum is the biggest mistake froot ever made, it's so fucking cringe

Another GeegGrape Valheim collab tomorrow.

>this is what happens when you don't have vtubers for a week
Don't call us out like that Filian.

So fucking scuffed kek

>>58331868
she gave birth to an alien not to long ago mouse is a milf now in MC

>>58332002
sexo

>>58332002
Grape is really doing her + reps since geega joined, she was also in zen chat today

>>58332002
Grape said it? I can't find GEEGA schedule
Fuck you peepeehead

>>58332024
Me in the middle watching this Jets game

>>58332132
I mean, all of Girls FC are + and there's no real contesting it

>>58332159
Yeah she said so. I'm watching her. She is so cute.

Mouse is so dang cute

>>58332244
Yes but i have a feeling grape is trying to go the geega route and get in

>>58332244
there is also a monhun collab on sunday

>>58332293
Almost all of the girls on GirlFC are good grabs. Others are kinda based on your taste. I find GEEGA, Grape and Nina the most easy to like

>>58332293
She walked it back and said Geeg might not be there, but she at least asked her and Kyo

>>58330101
I am with you there.

>>58332378
Holy based
I love my wife

are they going to fuck

<Cute sleeping Mouse

Also sleeping Mouse ˅
https://files.catbox.moe/lcv1dl.jpg

Why does Fillian keep making disgusting noises

>henya rearranged filians insides
Hot

My Henya, what a big club you have.

>>58333161
that's just her weird mouth breathing

>you're my best friend
zenbros...

Why won't she service (me) with her lips...?

>>58333717
You suck at golf

>>58333651
Bruh Zen and Hruka bros not like this

It's nice seeing mouse getting along/feeling so comfortable with everyone here.

>>58333855
>comfortable with everyone
mouse is still holding back quite a allot

>>58326396
Very cute!

>>58334011
She is but besides Connor and the girls(+Aethel)
I don't think anyone else knows about her this much

And she probably went to puke again
rip rat

Broomstick rider Henya.

>>58334195
that broomstick?
mine

mouse conversations of light hearted talking to “i got rid of several organs” is funny and insane.

>>58334181
idk, i don't think she would have left the server if it was only to puke

>>58333855
It is nice to see her casually talking about herself. its obvious at first she avoids talking about it unless she needs to.

>>58334319
She did that in Valheim
Either that or another call, whatever it's worse lmao

>>58334328
Yeah, you can tell she is slowly getting more confident in talking about this kind of stuff. We know connor wants her to talk more about her probs so maybe this is a way for her to try it out a bit safely

They are so bad kek

>>58334328
It's good that they're all very nice people so it makes it a lot easier.

>no more VR Henya

I really like Mouse dark humor I wish she was less bothered by what people think of it. the fucked up face revel thing was funny

MR HEEAST

https://twitter.com/ProjektMelody/status/1701423265393086616
Where's Froot when Melody needs her?

I want to cum on Geega's feet.

>>58334654
I'll sound a little pompous with this comment, but I think dark humor is really a hit or miss, specially is that's the only "humor" you have going on. Some jokes were funny (like the covid one) some other are a bit distasteful.

>>58334733
>not wanting geega to tease you with her feet, then locking you up and laughing at you

Aethel buddy i need you to keep streaming for a while yet don’t get too drunk

Pink cat love!

That was a really fun collab. I'm glad Henya has her VR working well enough. I hope she does another VR stream soon.

Yuzu getting a mega fat raid

>>58334902
My wife is /in/

>>58334900
I miss the other girls VR, mainly Moose. I can only pray for a Henya and Moose VR collab

>>58334879
How drunk did he get so far?

>>58334791
>distasteful
To who? she makes dark jokes about herself and she does not do it that often

Fun stream even if short, guess I'll watch male geega

>no epic lunch time
why live

Yuzu and Henya collab in the works?

>>58334997
>wife
i'm too lazy to get the right emote

>>58335000
Not too much. He’s sobered up a little after taking it easy but he might start doing a shot every death again

>>58334791
It can be funny or depressing/edgy. The COVID and face reveal ones were funny but I remember one that made Connor sad.

>>58334996
It would be nice to have more VR streams from the girls in general. Sadly most of them get sick from using it too much.

pictures of haruka's feet

>>58334896
Who?

No one live anymore…
Time to watch my nigga heavenly

>>58334896
Is Mike a better pink cat than Nyan?

>>58335308

>>58335308
Go to bed Zen.

>>58335057
They started DMing about it a couple weeks ago

Yuzu wants it to be special which is why it's taking a while to set up. She mentioned possibly doing an IRL stream (taking her around like the HighGai streams) but who knows what it'll actually be

>>58334896
Idk who tf that is but here have a Pure Angel instead

>>58334791
The thing about dark jokes is that some edgy people with no life experience don't get that they are fucking nukes. In a perfect world they'd be perfectly fine. But when you don't respect the fact that they are nukes, it becomes less funny to people that have life experience. Joking about 9/11 is absolutely fucked. But at the same time, it's been done to death so much that there's barely any comedic value any more. And now you have people that haven't even seen a dead person in their life joking about it as if they're fine with death.

It's a very rare type of individual that's actually fine with death. What's beyond common is the type of person that's fine with saying death but they're paralyzed if they actually have to face it, or sometimes they arrive at a mental block even thinking about it.

mouse

>>58336239
I hate her

>>58336239
BLT

>>58336239
Indifferent

>>58335590
It's only 10pm

This thread is atrocious and sucks

>>58336731
All Vei's fault

>>58336549
What a beak on this bitch.

>>58336731
We could always discuss Josh Allen's atrocious performance if you are so inclined.

>>58336840
Or is the Jets D that good?

>>58336804
fuck mouse right in the eyeussy

i want to lick cum off grape's tummy

https://www.novelhorizons.com/post/project-s-update-09-11-2023?utm_campaign=37c3e2f6-bcc9-40eb-aeea-00eae65df4ff&utm_source=so&utm_medium=mail&cid=d52354e6-63e5-415b-b81f-1db229e1969e
Novel Horizons put out an update blog. For anyone who bought a Mel or Zen figure, they're going to be delayed by another 1-2 months.

Post girlsFC erotic art now, they are +

>>58337285
Oh well, my money is already gone

>>58336840
Heard something bad happened today involving Jets.

>>58336840
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS
How bout that WIN!!!!

>game devs of stalker are in czech republic or died in war.
No idea the war was that big

>>58337285
Well there’s an $800 christmas present to myself i guess

next 3d stream when?

>>58337285
I hope they don't go under because of this shit

>>58337635
She will use her model to play ring fit adventure on her birthday stream, not a proper 3D stream but still.

go bills

was mouse stressed hard beacuse she's meeting monkes parents and brother today?

>>58338030
They have some work to do, but it doesn't seem like they'll go under because of this.

>>58338208
it's over

>>58338208
Welcome home.

I love Grape

>>58338739
I wanna kiss her tummy

>>58338739
I love peepeehead

>>58338939
Terrifying

>>58338939
you should make a birthday card

>>58337353
The only other Girls FC I've watched is Bat. Given how actively she cultivates a non-shit fanbase I doubt you'll find much for her.

>>58339068
I did

>>58339270
>Given how actively she cultivates a non-shit fanbase
lmao WHAT

>>58339270
I remember some art of her getting earfucked

Henya has no ass

>>58339549

>>58339337
she's not a great farmer

>>58339549
Lies and slander, she has a perfect ass

>>58339549
Rude!

>>58326818

>>58339549
Heh
Sure champ

>>58339854
Kino, thanks anon.

GEEGA will NEVER peg me with a 10-inch strap-on

>>58339337
Just the other day one of her viewer got banned from Twitch for saying "beat that whore" while she was playing Rumble Roses and she tried to help them get unbanned

>>58340275
why would she use a strap-on smaller than her dick?

I have one question about the squid, isn't that, uh, a jellyfish?

>>58340492
People say it's a squid, but he looks like an octopus to me.

>>58339549
explain

>>58340562
it's certainly a little jellyfish imo

>>58340565
mmm hafu cake

>>58340562
The common depiction definitely has an octopus head but the one in BG3 is a bit more pointy so I can see why people think it's a squid or they don't know the difference and called it whatever.

>>58340492
>>58340562
>>58340624
>Illithids have a humanoid body with an octopus-like head. They have four tentacles around a lamprey-like mouth and require the brains of sentient creatures as part of their diet

>>58340624
>Meaty tentacles
Not a jellyfish
>Tentacles are of equal size
Not a squid
>>58340565
Naisu oshiri desu dayo ne

Squidward /in/ Haruka

Does Haruka know that the squid is unironically gaslighting her

>>58340825
Release the Kraken

>>58340825
>>58340749
theyre shitting on eachother for jerking off you-know-who but being "coded message" about it, the joke is the one shitting on the other ALSO did the same shit peak comedy, no i will not take my meds

Haruka did nothing wrong

>>58340931
doesnt she have like two hundred hours in the game? surely shes reached this scenario before

>>58340740
It's actually kind of inconsistent. Illithids are sometimes depicted more like squids, sometimes more like octopuses.

>>58340931
I don't know what she did during those 300 hours of playing the game but I assume she beat it a couple times already

>>58340931
Nah, the "squid" is being gaslit constantly and lives in a fantasy world, a fantasy world so strong it creates mandella effects and overwrites parts of our world on occasion, anyways they all fucking because they all may be schizo but they all wanna be friends, but trauma makes it hard to open up especially to le random person you find on the street

>>58340988
Did you reply to the right post anon?

>>58341038
She has like 20 playthroughs. This is her first time getting this far in act 3

>>58341089
It's the retarded schizo, ignore him

>>58340992
She refused to have sex with the bear dude despite asking Astarion if he was ok with her fucking the bear dude. We were alarmingly close to a timeline where Haruka fucked a squid and a bear in the same stream.

It was so obvious that it was him, maybe living in this thread has gained my an useless ability

>>58340740
>The common depiction
Thw art is wildly inconsistent. The text is a bit more conaistwnt, inaofar as it always says octopus when describing the tentacles.

>>58341141
She's no true canadian if she refused fucking a bear.
In case you didn't know there's a famous book of a canadian author about a woman fucking a bear.

>>58341166

>>58341166
Being able to disregard things people say on an anonymous mongolian basketweaving forum isn't a useless skill.

>>58341166
I also noticed it but I wanted to talk about the octopus man anyway

>>58341234
what is wrong with canada

>>58341094
what the fuck, i thought she had beaten the game by now and was trying out some different options. the squid fucking long rest isnt even too far into act 3

>>58341289
It's not a real place

>>58341289
The name of the book is just "Bear", I would post the cover but it's nsfw: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(novel)

>>58341323
She plays with multiple groups, so she has to do stuff over and over again, coupled with her resetting in order to date Asterion.

>>58341323
I'm not super sure on the details, but the only other playthrough that got to act 3 was her first, and she said she only got as far as finishing Astarion's quest

>>58340492
Kind of fucked how Haruka fucked her nyges live on stream like that.
Vahojo might have to go back to playing Splatoon 2 if they lose Splatoon 3 permissions over this.

>>58341056
She repeatedly played the tutorial in multiplayer with different permutations of players.

>>58341094
>playing a game for hours and never getting far because you keep making new characters to try different builds/storylines
She is just like me fr fr

>>58341497
I can't get into rpgs because of that and the fact that I always fuck something up when making a build.

TBF To Haruka the first two acts are better than the last anyway.

>>58341562
Theres a cheap reclass option you can get really easily

>>58341289
In defense of >>58341334
70% of Canada's citizens live in the US.

drunk aethel is dangerous

>>58341615
Most rpgs I tried were the old ones, like baldur's gate and kotor, I would play some hours in just to find that my build was underpowered or I took some decision that I regreted.
The only rpg that I could get into was Deus Ex for some reason.

>>58341615
Not to mention that fucking up a build on accident is pretty difficult unless you insist on blindly multi-classing with no idea what you're doing. Assigning attributes completely randomly with no rhyme or reason is another way, but going with recommended attributes is honestly fine.

How's it feel to be living in Vshojo's golden age bros.

>>58341752
is he as unhinged and borderline cancelable as connor yet?

>>58341818
it's not that bad in bg3. you can respec in BG3 anytime. you can even change the NPC classes.

>>58341752
that's when he beats on nyan the most

>>58341878
You're a few years too late.
This is probably second best though.

>>58341878
mouse is still in though?

>>58341818
Deus Ex is extremely generous with your options for obstacles so no matter what trash you pick it will end up being useful.

>>58341818
Was KOTOR that hard? I remember playing it as a kid with 0 idea of what the fuck I was doing and I only struggled during the final fight in I and the sections of II where they take your character away and you have to use your party members (which I did spec like shit).

>>58341878
it's good but it isn't the same and never will be, but that's okay

>>58341903
Sounds awesome for a brainlet like me, but my pc can't handle it, that's why I was trying old rpgs.
I medicated that with a crippling factorio addiction.
>>58341983
I loved how you could take any problem in that game the way you want, no other game ever came close of scratching the same itch.
>>58342050
I felt like the enemies were taking increasingly larger time to kill after restarting twice, so I just gave up.
Tpgs just aren't for me.

>>58341878
No Vei. Henya in. Hag love. It's pretty good.

>>58342146
>crippling factorio addiction.
post spm or gtfo

>>58341878
it's golden age 2.0, but yeah it's pretty good

>>58342050
You can fuck yourself pretty hard in the first KOTOR iirc. Same with the second one, I guess. But if you get through the part where you become a jedi again, KOTOR becomes pretty easy no matter what you do.

>>58339340
I don't see it https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=batatvideogames_(moriko_kyoho)

>>58341878
Future looks good as long as twitterfags continue killing themselves, and the girls don't come down with some random serious illness or other accident.

>>58342185
Restarted my factory every time I need to expand, I've probably already sunk dozens of hours just to start from the ground up. Still haven't launched a rocket.

>>58341818
Since haruka has been playing it. Is BG3 worth it for someone that hates western RPGs storytelling and prefers jrpgs?

>>58342304
Just move somewhere and keep your existing factory and science dude

>>58342313
You are asking the wrong guy for that my friend, but if you want to try a rpg from a guy that hates rpgs, the first Deus Ex is awesome.

>>58342313
it's a good game and you can be creative with almost anything, I like being a beefy boy using people as weapons ot yeet them off cliffs

>>58341878
I wished those 3 didn't leave. I wanna see Geega and Vei interact.

>>58342313
I haven't finished a turned based rpg in like 10 years but I put 100 hours into the game in a month. I don't prefer jrpgs to Western rpgs though

>>58342375
I keep telling me that, but my brain refuses to cooperate, must unironically be autism. The most that I reached was purple + yellow science then my throughput collapsed. I'm starting again from zero with everything I've learned.

>>58342313
Yes it's fun as fuck.

so does mouse owe sykkuno a collab now since she fucked his plans today?

Who the fuck cares?

so does Moose owns me sex since she fucked a squid?

>>58342591
Did she really? I saw they kept on playing Monopoly without her

>>58342732
t. fisherman

So does GEEGA owe me a nipple suck since she didn't atream today?

so does henya owe me a hug since she's so cute?

What's sex like between moose and squid?

>>58342761
Who unironically plays Monopoly? You can justify it if one of the players is 8 or younger but even then there are better games.

>>58341892
sober aethel is borderline cancelable, he's gotten away with a lot

>>58342854
lots and lots of cum

>>58342854
Thanks to Mr. Hands raising public awareness of bestiality it is no longer legal to find out.

>>58342900
Fuck you I play Mpnopoly with my family

idk anons, i see a metroid in this thing just elongated, and the metroid is a jellyfish
>>58341752
how is him turning into a dick sucker dangerous exactly?
>>58341892
>borderline
lmfao understatement of the century my dude but my best friend gets a pass since, as you said, borderline :^)
>>58342732
>>58342854
imagine if the squid doesnt even remember the sex haha so the only one who knows is haruka, wait, uh, green... green... green... oh fuck what the fuck hold the actual fuck up, i was schizo shit posting for fun, but wait, haruka is GREEN? :thinking: i dunno which side to pick between moose and squid but i have a client who can tell me the winning pick, question mark? :thinking: maybe thats why anxiety se t in and run away kicked in :(

>>58343015
Play Hansa Teutonica with your family instead.

>>58342923
>black cum

>>58342761
they were supposed to play 5 games with a set grp

STOP MAKING FUN OF HARUKA ;_;

>>58342854
straight from the Moose's mouth
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1922950317?t=51m27s

>>58343073
I have no clue what that is, plus we keep it actual board game style

Geeg would never join a corp with Vei in it.

>>58343233
Based hag as always

>>58343161
The squealing comment was taken out of context

>>58343158
the joke is the ones making fun of haruka the hardest have to distract from the fact they also, fucked the "squid"

>>58343158
Haruka is unironically one of the loveable girls in vshojo, everyone loves her

>>58343147
based rat

>>58343345
apparently, even i love her too, and apparently, shes cuter than i remember

>>58343158
It's funny because it's the polar opposite of her personality. Kind of like learning that the Pope snorts coke off the tummies of his harem of young women.

>>58343345(me)
*one of the most loveable girls

>>58343345
Plenty of spergs because of the audition and subathon

>>58343176
Hansa Teutonica is the timeless struggle of determining whether it is in your better interest to fuck off or to pay someone else to fuck off.

>>58343476
yeah but those are worthless catalogfags who we don't give a fuck about

>>58343536
looks interesting

how do i tell my family i've been horny posting about haruka for 3 years

How do I tell my family that GEEGA will NEVER massage my prostate with her big schmeat and mpreg me?

>>58343748
you don't

>>58343930
Start by explaining that a surgeon took her schmeat.

>>58343748
scream it at the top of your lungs and/or in a silly voice. That way you have an out saying it was a joke.

>>58343950
yeah but they keep asking me if i'm dating anyone and i don't know how to say "i'm in love with a green moose but she doesn't know it and i jerk off to her a lot"

Fuck Elon man
You cannot see quote tweets anymore

>>58344063
I think you need the council of a kegfag, that's their department

>>58344100
It is kind of wild that a large deal of the man's success comes from being forced to listen to people telling him that his ideas are fucking stupid.

I'd wife Grape, bros

>>58344100
Three dots -> view post engagements

>>58344388
Are you kidding me why not just leave them

>>58344353
She's already married to me.

I'd husband Gunrun, bros

>>58344803
Yea he's pretty cute

>>58344803
He's taken

>never again
>it was very weird
lets make it not weird...?
i can rizz people but i cant seem to keep them around im secretly socially inept everything is due to luck, insane amounts of luck

I'd wife/husband Anon, bros

>>58344803
backpackfags WE RISE

I'd fuck me

>>58344838
>GunRun is a global emote on Twitch
How many people did he sleep with to get that?

>>58344917
it puts the lotion on it's skin

I would live in a sexless marriage with Haruka

>>58344923
It was pretty easy to get a global emote as staff back in the early days of Twitch/JTV, I saw an interview that said staff could literally just add it lmao

>>58344923
Nobody?
When Twitch launched a lot of the global emotes were staff and prominent streamers

This was before even subscriptions and channel-specific emotes existed

>>58344986
*as long as she gave me handjobs because she knew it made me happy even though she didn't really get it

>>58344923
They have his avatar on the Twitch HQ walls.

new thread
>>58345491
>>58345491
>>58345491

>>58344863
>spoiler
have you tried the other sex?

>>58345520
see >>58345555

>>58336840
I prefer college football