/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Can't wait for more Starfield.
On a separate note, good job in the VTL /uuu/ a very convincing, and not at all meme magic, 9 points performance in the group stage.

Fauna!

Hi /uuu/!

>>58314186
If Fauna is Zach, who is Tomar?
Fuwawa?

>>58314186
never post this shit again

>>58314186
This is the single most disgusting fucking thing I have ever seen

>>58314167
We've had some godlike corners so far, hopefully that trend continues. On one or two of those /fig/ for no reason touched the ball before it went out to give them to us. Really excited to see how this plays out, it would be kino if we took it all home. I want to see wide fauna refs on the field for VTL6.

>Fauna Bijou collab over myth anniversary
Based

is the mega anon still here with us?
need to know if he can add this one
https://lessone.fanbox.cc/posts/6666049

squeeb

Fauna once again breaking out the old /b/ memes

I am ready to watch Faufau play Todd's game

Had a panic attack today, been rough. Really glad Fauna's streaming, needed this

>>58315767
SCOOP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS WITH A SPOON FROM YOUR EARS

>>58316850

this general art style combined with her expression, its not even lewd on the surface but it fucking does things to me i cannot explain and i never liked lewding fauna. i cant ;put my finger on it but her using it as a thumbnail re-ignited it after the first time i saw it and now i really want to put my penis inside a deer

>>58317076
It's the naughty smile

>>58317148
that combined with the eyebrows and the eyes in combination.
staring at this image of her unironically builds up sexual frustration within me

>>58314167
We did well despite don't squeeb ABSOLUTELY FUCKING JOBBING every chance he got.
I hereby request all squeebs are banned from our vtl roster in future caretaker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncBdFF5FUK8
fauna live

love this punctual kirin

Punctual kirin is punctual.

>>58316850
Good work as always

God she's so white

>>58318094
i dont like these eyes. they mock me.

>>58318154
I know I love it.

>>58318180
get mocked

>>58318154
Isn't it great

>>58318259

>>58318180
that's the intent

>>58315282
Yeah I'm here. Just been lazy and going through life at the moment. Give me a minute.

Starfield stream? More like Starbies stream

>>58318334
open your damn eyes, scum.
when mommy judges you, you better fucking pay attention

>>58318399
o...okay

>>58317076
Same, I got hard instantly when I saw that she used it for thumbnail. Imagined that she's giving me a footjob from under the table and jerked off.

Updated
https://mega.nz/folder/5iszFYiY#HkgfKVTeDO0vJQqQVRv91g

>>58318454
now theres a good boy...

>>58318544
could kiss you if I was able
Thanks for your service anon

>Fauna, abundant

>>58318544
Based as always.

>>58318544
Incredibly based as ever milktruck-sama, thank you

Glasses Fauna looks like a NERD!

>>58319004
wtf anon, dont be rude

>>58316833
Hope you feel better anon

>>58319004
Gonna shove this freak in a locker. And wedgie her.

hey i'm on tv!

that adoring fan? me
that sniff? me

Sniff Sniff

I'm going to murder Adoring Fan in my play through for sniffing Fauna

>>58319390
>>58319393
>>58319440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyaamvnX-Ew

>tfw you will never sniff Fauna

>>58319524
speak for yourself loser

fauna getting that first taste of being a femdom

that's me btw

what is her though process about the adoring fan
what is her plan?

>>58319693
It's time to groom

>>58319693
He's the sapling surrogate

I nutted to Fauna

Fuck, I clicked on a clip of hers out of curiosity and her voice is starting to really get my heart beating fast. And I've always liked her model. Oh no, am I becoming a sapling?

>>58319693
findom confirmed

>>58319769
>>58319791
>ews at the prospect of romance
she just wants us to worship her... sapbros...

uuuuuuu.... T^T

>>58319963
It's too late for you, I'm sorry... the transformation will begin soon.

>>58319963
Welcome to the family son

I yearn to plant my sapling cock in her ass

>>58319963
2 years late but welcome

Fauna is urinating right now

>>58320425
On me

>>58320425
yeah, on me

>>58320425
I should know, I'm her toilet after all.

>>58320453
>>58320452
>>58320451

how you guys think she pees? hard, soft? in intervals or a single one?

incredible response time

>>58320451
>>58320452
>>58320453
Kiss now!

>>58320506
that was fast so i say its hard

piss dribbled down these legs

>>58320520
all me and my smart fridges btw

>>58320506
As someone who's experienced the kirin stream, it's like a shotgun blast she fires so hard. You can't avoid it.

>>58320506
fauna pees standing up to assert dominance

We are a replacement for most of her social life. I really don't think she gets out much. I think she kinda just stays at home every day and we fulfill a lot (perhaps a majority) of her social needs, in the same way she does for us.

>>58320656
That's weirdly hot

>>58320506
>>58320656
she puts her feet in my mouth standing up, then pisses down her leg until it runs off her toes and i drink it

>>58320698
I take her out on a leash once a day to a busy park, so you're wrong on that.

>>58320698
Aside from Hololive related activities, Snail's existence, and milquetoast stories like going to starbies, she let's nothing leak about what she's up to outside of stream. I don't think that means she has no social life, just that she doesn't share it with us.

>>58320876
youre clearly lying, she literally does this to me everyday

What percent of the time to you stare at her tits, her face, and the game?
For me, it's like 75% tits, and the other 25% is split between her face and the game.

>>58321043
what the fuck?

>>58321043
i genuinely do not look at her tits, they don't pop out or seem that big compared to other models

>>58321106
What? They're distracting.

>>58321043
i dont see how you do 75% tits, she has her model pretty small and takes up barely any screen space. her tiny boob window becomes tiny unless your monitor is massive i guess

Thread is weirdly horny today.

>>58321043
>>58321164
this
If it's zatsu time with beeg 3D Fauna, then sure, 75% (or more) time spent staring at boobs

>>58321164
>her tiny boob window becomes tiny
*her tiny boob window becomes even tinier
im talking about tits so im not thinking about grammar pls understando

>>58321187
What lack of Fauna does to a Sapling

>>58321043
I look at the game mostly, and if not the game then her face, if I wanna stare at her chest I'd look at some fanart, I couldn't stare at her chest right in front of her

>>58321043
i get easily distracted by how unnaturally pointy her chin is

>>58321200
yeah if she is the main focus on screen, it goes between her facial features and tits. moreso tits if she has her og outfit on.

>>58321187
There's literally nothing wrong about being horny for Fauna.

thoughts?

>>58321043
I don't stare at her sexually.

>>58321390
huh?

>>58321273
>I couldn't stare at her chest right in front of her
Why?

I'd never undock from you Fauna...

>>58321390
access port

>>58321390
hmmm, yes... I see...

>>58321457
please give me your thoughts

>>58321390
>>58321507
>>58321544
This is my home.

>Ummmuh.

everyone in this thread: adoring fan
me: vasco

>>58321717
yeah

Sad...

>>58321789
i would like to explore inside ceres yes

>>58321717
back to the cuckgo hold Vasco, I get to sniff Fauna and speak with her while you sleep like a bitch upstairs

>>58321789
How could Todd do this to her

why do they still have irish and african accents if places like ireland and africa no longer exist

>>58320698
This is cope.

>>58321865
its set really close in the future, it's not like distant distant future. people would still have accents.
not to super defend the game as it's a bit of a joke but this is understandable

>>58321865
bethesda has to meet a diversity quota

finally, my people represented in AAAgaming

>>58321717
i enjoy creeping her out while she enabled me initially yes

>>58321962
please tell me youre actually irish and not doing the classic american "i'm 1% irish" shit

>>58321991
its 5%, stfu

>>58321991
dont worry that actress wasn't irish either

>>58321991
fuck off redheaded freckled fuck

>>58322073
Hey I'm not Irish, I just wanted to laugh at you if you were kek

>>58320698
Aside from the DnD sessions yeah she doesn't go out much. Watching streams and youtube takes up 90% of her time.

>>58322135
we drive out to a different location every night and have public sex, this occupies at least 20% of her day
your numbers are incorrect

>>58322106
>merely p-pretending!
souless FUCK

>>58322253
I wish you were Irish so I could throw out scathing banter, lucky you're not. I'll just have to deal with American bants for the time being.
chu~

>>58322326
let me hear your scathing banter

>you can't squeeze blood from a a stone
Oh, I could make Bijou bleed, if you know what I mean.

>>58322379
i dont think biboo's at the age to start bleeding yet, anon

>>58322362
I'm not falling for your games, I know what you did in Omagh you sneaky fuck.

>Fauna literally sticking out like a "how are you doing fellow pirates" meme
Get slapping kirin

>>58321456
Idk, why stare at her chest when I can look into her eyes?

>>58321273
youre doing it wrong, you need to zoom in on her tits and tell her in chat thats what your focusing on. put it in an akasupa if need be.

>>58322465
you get what you fucking deserve

>>58322761
YWNBNI
Just joking, I feel bad even joking about this as I like my Irish bros

You can tell she's feeling a bit under the weather. I hope she has a speedy recovery.

I know an old wow developer got blasted by twitter users for calling the starfield UI dogwater but it really is ass...

Fauna is extra cute today.

>>58322966
It was unfortunately made for consoles, as usual, so it's gotta be dogshit to make it work for controllers.

>>58322730
But I like her for more than her tits

>>58322985
but anon you say that every day

Fauna worst space pilot of all time confirmed

shes not smart at all for going melee, but she is dedicated

Well that's one way to solve it

>>58322966
It's dogshit. Feels even worse on mouse and keyboard. The mods can't come fast enough.

This is something Fauna

>>58323280
Top Fauna moment right here

Damn, combat really sucks in this game

>>58323410
It's a Bethesda game.

>>58323410
Don't know what you are talking about. That shit right there is what I play bethesda's games for

>>58323410
It's literally Skyrim in space, of course it's terrible

>>58323410
i now realise how genius and original was VATS in fallout. bethesda combat sucks without it

>>58323410
Eh I have fun with the gunplay and jetpacking around.

>>58322966
Just install StarUI
As usual, Todd is being saved by modders

Fauna really likes this sperg.

>>58323511
VATS sucks too, but it definitely woos the casuals.
>OMFG DID YOU SEE WHEN HE SHOT THE GUY! THE GAMEPLAY!

is that an assassins creed name reference

>>58323764
im am kind of a fallout casual but it just seems like an original system and a cool way to pull off somewhat turn based combat in an arpg

>>58323610
she is one herself

SOMEONE PLS SAVE MY MOMMY UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>58323947
heh, women drivers amirite?

LETS FUCING GOOOOOOOOO

evil ladies are not fine fauna

>>58323901
It's literally just "press X to awesome"

>Mommy
Fauna this is just the stereotypical obnoxious black girlboss character

>>58324187

>>58323053
Every time she leaves my line of sight I think, "yeah, of course I love fauna but I am also normal and mentally stable". Then she comes back and I must gosling.

>jumping between planets instant
>cutscene landing
>docking ships automatic
Im not even a space game autist and this feels like missed opportunities for gameplay

this kirin just wants to kill

>she's skipping dialogue
she's ending soon....UUUUUUUUUUUU

>>58324713
I mean sometimes the VA is just so slow about boring shit, so you just read ahead on the subs.

>>58324299
okay retard

>>58324930
you sound a little pupset

just a lil retarded but shes trying
>>58325142
shoo

evil sappos...

fauna NO

>>58323204
>Fauna training her fisting skills
Are there even any equippable weapons like brass knuckles to boost damage? I've been playing a melee build and I can find are knives and axes. Can't modify them like in FO4 either...

>>58325924
There are like 7 melee weapons in the entire game, it's really grim

>makes me want to play skyrim

feet talk uoh

No I love Faunas long toes

Fauna's long, slender feet and toes..

>>58325984
Fauna has literally made me start Skyrim again.
>Fauna's dainty delicate feet
That's a soundpost.

>>58325924
>>58325981
its the space age you fucking idiot, why would there be melee

>>58326471
>no lightsabers in space
todd you had ONE job

>Ryan Gosling
She said that so quickly....

>>58326471
The same reason the game has melee skills, has enemies run at you with shanks, and you getting anti gravity powers

HES LITERALLY MEEEE

>>58326613
She was referring to me, yeah.

Me mention on stream!

yeah me

>>58326471
...why put melee in if you're not gonna accomodate it?

I would like for Fauna to be physically abusive towards me.

Whiny Fauna really does something to me man...

The whole punching only is gonna make this a rough playthrough for her if she sticks to it. The game does not accommodate it.

>>58327194
Yeah they really fucked up making melee skills when the game really isn't designed for it.

>>58327194
Fauna could always just lower the difficulty

>>58327360
She's way too stubborn for that

>>58326698
Because fags would complain about it same way as they did that you cannot circumvent entire planet on your foot.

Those kisses? Just for me

>>58327426
Are you watching the stream right now man? What part of this screams "melee skills are fine to be in the game"

>>58322821

>>58327447
my post btw

fauna should play oblivion if she wants to do a fisting run, and her brain might explode once she finds the adoring fan again

>>58327501
Never told they are fine.
What I'm saying is that "Why did they even put melee in the game, where notion of melee combat is retarded" have a simple answer "Because otherwise retards would be too upset that you don't have option to punch shit in game about space"

>>58326559
>>58326622
>>58326698
im not todd guys

>>58327680
Oh sorry, I misunderstood, I thought you were arguing this was okay. Got you

YOOOOOO KORONE ON THE CORNER

high pitched Fauna my beloved

>>58327680
Don't call Fauna a retard

>Fauna will never cry your name for help like she does with Vasco
I'm having thoughts again...

>>58328106
>tfw not a Poortuguese Sapling named Vasco

i want to drink the rest of fauna's increasingly lukewarm watered-down syrup coffee

She's so cute when she's stubborn like this

No stream tomorrow
Biboo collab on Wednesday
I want Fauna to spit in my drink

nooooo ;-; i want more

Regular tuesdays off again

>>58327501
Melee works fine b/c you can get weapons with rarity modifiers unlike unarmed if I'm correct. I've been speccing only into melee and stealth and I can kill mooks in 2-3 hits so far on Normal. Although, I've only reached lvl 15 so far.

See y'all wednesday

she's gone...
anyone else thing it would be really fun to sexually torture fauna?

>>58321043
I usually look at her face 70 and game 30 unless the focus is her gestures

>>58328687
Cya Wednesday /uuu/
Remember not to nibble on Jakartan grasshoppers

Fun stream, but it will get boring and cumbersome if she only goes melee.

>>58328943
I would do illegal things to picrel

no...

>>58322135
>sleep - 8hr 30mins
>wake up and play with snail - 10mins
>morning bathroom routine - 20mins
>breakfast and feed snail - 30mins
>watch bald oshi - 3hrs
>make thumbnail and frame - 10mins
>eat something before stream - 20mins
>prepare for stream - 10mins
>read prechat - 10mins
>stream - 3 to 6 hrs
>post stream leisure - 30mins
>cook dinner - 1hr
>laundry, cleaning and other chores - 1hr
>watch youtube while eating - 1hr
>talk with friends/family - 30mins
>watch shorts on the shitter - 20mins
>cuddle and play with snail while reading books - 1hr
>nightime routine - 20mins

please update if Advent visits something from Fauna

>>58330105
That night time routine? me

fauna is cute! no, i will not post proof

You have been doing your reps while Fauna is gone, right saplings?

>>58330803
I gotchu

>>58331341
ive got a better one, sneaked a pic when she wasn't looking

>>58331275
yeah i did my
>cutting grass reps
>trimming hedge reps
>picking apples reps
>splatoon ranked reps
>japanese reps
>take a good nap reps

>>58321913
Call me crazy: I think he's right.

>>58322135
Wait, she still has a DnD group? Is that Why she's busy Tuesdays?

>>58330803
counterpoint

>>58330105
Replace snail with Twilight vampire and this is likely correct

>>58331746
chad is DMing for fauna while you eat pizza

>>58331634
No, it's still cope. It's ok to be in love with Fauna but it's not ok to be delusional like that.

>>58332161
You're being kinda weird about this anon.

>>58332161
i'm delusional for thinking the woman who decided to make a career out of speaking with and playing games for lonely shut-ins might also be a lonely shut-in?

>>58332316
She is successful and charismatic enough to have almost 800k subs and an average of 10k views each stream. Do you really think people like that are lonely shut-ins like the majority of this place?

You're all wrong because Fauna spends all of her time with me, her husband, when she is not streaming.

>>58332487
I hate to numberfag, but you do know that Gura have more subs (even if most of those are deadsubs), and pull higher CCV, and yet she is probably even more autistic shut-in then most who inhabit /here/?
Those things are unrelated.

>>58332991
>Gura
>she is probably even more autistic shut-in then most who inhabit /here/
That's an even bigger cope. None of these girls are anywhere close to that, you are just projecting so you can think "wow, she's just like me".

>>58331841
Pathetic.
Just in case you're wondering, this is Faunaschizo's new attempt to dodge doxx bans. Think about what he's referring to and act appropriately, saps.

>>58333394
got it. done my part.

>>58332487
Bro, she is literally an introvert. Sure, she might go out with friends or family, but majority of the time she stays home. She's successful because of exactly that, her terminally online meme brain that people relate to.

>>58333394
Ah, saw this posted before and thought it felt out of place. On it.

>>58333394
KWAB
abayo faggot

>>58333394
most mindbroken schizo on the board.

Masturbating to Twilight fanfiction is bad now?

>>58333916
>>58333542
I thought we were just gonna ignore it tell he went away...

>>58334455
I thought he just wanted to be fucked by Robert Patterson.

>>58334455
I probably should've done that but the last two times he did it, it stayed up. Wanted to just make sure we were overtly aware of the schizo tactics. Apologies, I'm normally not so blatant.

Don't let the local schizos distract you from the fact that Fauna is my sunshine.

>>58316850
We're well past stream so I'll admit it now, but I got away with it again. It's not a gif this time, good luck.

>>58335437
What happened to sunshine sapling? I haven't seen them in a long time.

>>58334697
you're okay smugmooms, your heart is in the right place

>>58335812
Fighting the ongoing war of getting over my own cringe.

>>58335759
>>58320973
wtf, you little shits are coming with me downtown

>>58336345
But your posts were cute. I liked them and miss them.

save the date https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1701430450273837276

>>58336627
Nice

>>58336627
Okay so either her showcase is prerecorded or she's going back to Japan this week, and the latter seems a bit unlikely if she's still recovering from COVID

>>58336627
Based, thank fuck fauna is the first so I can watch live. If she'd have had kroniis slot I'd have missed it

>>58337026
It's blatantly prerecorded I'm not sure why people are even questioning it at this point

>>58337117
I don't trust management to not make them fly out again for the sake of making it live

>>58337528
>spend more money on flights and hotels plus other comp because it's a business trip
vs
>prerecord it when they were already there for a month

>>58336525
I told you it's not a gif... the perfect crime

>>58337117
There's never been a prerecorded showcase before

>>58338099
Gura's 3D showcase and Coco's graduation stream

>>58337659
I mean, the latter makes sense and is probably the most likely scenario, especially if they took into account someone getting sick and not being able to travel.

>>58338653
yeah that's my point, if you can trust them for nothing else you should at least trust management to not spend a few thousand extra dollars totally frivolously

>>58316625
>>58335759
>>58337994
impressive... if you're looking strictly for fauna variants here's another one i made months ago

>>58313564
I fucking hate the shitfield arc

>>58336627
Nice, I get full enjoyment out of things on Saturdays.

fauna my beloved

just here to say I hope Fauna grabs my head and shoves my face into her unwashed crotch

FAUNA

>>58332487
lol, are you under the impression that shut-ins can't be charismatic or successful? Seems like projection on your part if I'm being honest.

>>58348041
These are so CUTE together!

So who's going to mod the Space Trucker Hat to be MILF?

>>58349744
It's already made and out on nexus.

>>58349809
I love you thank you for telling me

does anybody have the transparent milf hat?

>>58336627
Finally some dates and times. I am slightly annoyed that Cover is forcing them all to be at 12 JST instead of allowing the girls to stream it at their usual timezone, especially since everything points to it being prerecorded.
Guess I'll go to bed early and set and Alarm for it.

>>58350739

>>58350850
thanks

>>58350815
At least it's the weekend so it doesn't matter much unless you still have to work. 5am Sunday for me, not a big deal.

>>58351561
>5am Sunday
Yeah same for me, It's not a big deal, it's more just the annoyance of Cover constantly doing it instead of just letting the girls decide the time for themself and cater to their regular audience, but oh well.
Still gonna have a blast watching Fauna with my morning coffee.

*.＼('ω')/.*

So I'm working on something for her birthday and I could use generic Sapling designs for it but I figured I'd ask people here to like, draw their own custom ones and I'll implement them in what I'm doing. I need 12 designs. You can draw it if you want, I won't be using the drawing just the design if you're worried about your drawing skills. Just post them with "Faunacute" in your post so it's easier to find in the archive. I'll be asking here and global later in the day since I'm not sure how many people are interested anyway.

>>58353059
Isn't her birthday in like 7 months?

>>58353198
Yes, but I'm not the best artist and I'm learning animation so it will take me a while.

>play starfield
>get bored quickly
>watch fauna
>it's actually a funny game
>play again
>get bored again
every single time

honestly fauna should play return of the obra dinn