/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>58293926
Do you think I could enter a 3 way monogamy with the shark and her chew toy? Then gura could jerk me off while jerking him off and it'd be so hot because it's a double handjob and it's 3 way monogamy so nobody is jealous? Haha my coom accidentally got on your dick! Uhh asking for a friend

>>58293996

Look at this virgin thinking a woman is satisfied with 2 dicks only? A girl can properly handle 5 dicks to be properly satisfied:

> 1 mouth
> 1 in each hand
> 1 in cunny
> 2 in butt at the same time

>>58293785
She isn't.
She's between like 4'11"-5'1". Still very short though.

>>58294271
Nah, my limit is 3 any more and then cheating and jealousy abound

I've been in 3 way relationships on accident a bunch.

Once, this guy seemed sad so I headpatted them, turns out my friend was his boyfriend and did sexy things with me and he found out, he ended up doing sexy things with me, and then they would both just double team me CONSTANTLY fighting for my attention, when we'd cuddle i'd always be in the middle, one time his bf fell asleep on my right and he jerked me off on the left, holy fuck it was kinky but i still felt third wheeled and nothing was official so i got weirded out and left eventually

>>58293996
>chew toy
You mean her bull?

>>58294310

Guras All Back cover is already on track to being the most viewd version of the song in hololive

>>58294374
Every single thing Gura does makes perfect sense if you assume that she hates her fans and is trying to make us understand that she doesn't give a shit about us or want us to love her.

>>58294464
what does that have to do with indecent fish photos though

>>58294506
That is a bot post, You are replying to a bot

>>58294408
Do you really have that low standards in men, he looks like a couple of chromosomes missing

One of the NijiEN girls apparently told her chat that she's going on a blind date with a lawyer. Is that the kind of honesty you would want from Gura?
Initially, I thought no, but then I realized I think I would prefer it so I would know to move on from her.

based 9am

Imagine being trapped between Gura's legs and her fat tail

>>58294578
I don't think I'm the one you should be asking that to...

>>58294374
Incandescent fish photography

Gura ear

>>58294684
i've goomed to that ear

>>58294592
That would be great if Gura had that honestly, her community would be so much better after delusional retards like you left us alone to enjoy her content

Im back!

>>58294634
her tail looks so floppy

>>58294634
Imagine if Gura told us the truth...

I just noticed, it's 9/11

>>58294730
Imagine if Gura told us...

>>58294709
If it's what she is really doing then I completely agree with you. If she's been lying this entire time, then the kindest thing she could do is set us free.

>>58294709
keep trying cuckfag

>>58294730
Imagine if Gura sucked my penis. T o T

So when do comfy hours start

>>58294825
now

>>58294795
Imagine if Gura told...

>>58294804
stop replying to yourself

what the fuck is wrong with him, seriously
not even 40posts yet and he keeps samefagging

>>58294858
Imagine if Gura...

>>58294858
Imagine if Gura...

>>58294888
>>58294904
Imagine Gura...

I wish Gura had more empathy towards her fans.

>>58294434
Its a good cover

CO

>a fucking nijinigger
of course

So, tell me, was Gura telling the truth?
Is it cute, soft, and baby?

>>58294856

I wish I had a Gura of my own. One that will love me like I love her.

>>58295053
>JS uniform
It's baby enough. T o T

>>58294408
That's her cuck, anon.
I'm the bull, sadly.

>>58295053
She looks very soft and baby like

>>58294916
UOOOOHHH

Chumbies are attracted to this and it's messed up!

>>58294464
Listen, you dumb shit, she doesn't hate you she hates how some fans can mistreat her or her friends and violate boundaries or be intentionally annoying because they're mommies zoomiest troll and have to feel important

>Only Kiara is making the anniversary stream tomorrow.
I supossed the other 4 including Gura are gonna do the same as always but it will be tomorrow or thursday?

>>58295006
Relax retard. I saw it in the catalog and thought it was unbelievable that someone would do that to their fans. Apparently she ran a poll asking if she should go on the date, a majority of her fans said "no", and then she said she was going anyway. I have never watched a single NijiEN.

Rewatching Gura's last Big Brain games because there is no chance in hell she is gonna do another one like she promised earlier today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee5jkEXRm2c

>>58294310
>She's between like 4'11"-5'1".
she 4' 9'', HER told me

>>58295223
Its a different vibe over there. I assume theres more normalfags watching those fellas.

>>58295223
>Unironically browses the catalog
I think that might be worse than being a nijinigger.

>>58295225
Also, why is the school outfit in the thumbnail 1000 times better than her very own outfit reveal?

>>58294883
bro i was alt tabbed shitting up other generals i have like 6 tabs open you wouldnt get how infrequently i post yet how massive my presence is
its just that my special breed of retard sticks with you forever

>>58295225
she seemed pretty sure of it, not the usual "maaaaaybe later" more of a hard confirmation, so I think we will see it this month

ugh for real though all fake schizophrenia aside, what the fuck is next? what do i do now

>>58295342
It doesn't have an ear though

>>58295504
wait for annyversary then wait for big brain games

>>58295504
play the new cover on repeat

>>58295196
Then maybe she should be more forthcoming. Relationships are a two way street, even parasocial ones. She should treat her fans with a modicum of dignity and respect and be honest. It's the least she could do after being given everything. If she wants to lie and mislead those that love her in order to maximize profits with zero regard to her fans' feelings (which she nurtured and fostered herself by her own choice), then she should just graduate.
There is no excuse for women preying upon lonely and emotionally vulnerable men, some of whom are at the lowest point in their lives. Sorry, but I won't ever accept or forgive such manipulative and immoral behavior.

>>58295504
if you are shitposter then ask your discord, maybe they will let you get some gift cards for free
>>58295539
>wait for annyversary then wait for big brain games

>>58295609
HOLY SHIT IS THAT YOU CRUSADER SCHIZO?
I miss you, send me your Paypal please

>>58295539
you dont get it, anon, do you
>>58295609
Man you STILL dont get it, what the fuck
>>58295632
wat
>>58295716
whats even funnier is retards like him use eboys/tda models in vrchat you know the funny looking ones so its hard to take them seriously desu

I love gura's voice

>>58295716
???

>stupid faggot attention whore still at it
holy fucking shit, fuck off already, time to spam reports for offtopic shit

>>58295853
thats a tranny isnt it?

>>58295853
>announcing a report

my wife

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 24!

>>58295225
make sure you watch the scuffed stream that was delisted too! it was great

LMAO the one pic that only showed her face got the most votes after her outfit reveal, thats how shitty people think the outfit is :D

>>58295812
how did you know?

>>58295918
anon... she streamed yesterday

>>58295225
Yeah if she's organizing it it'll never get done. Just another broken promise

>>58295853
who is attention whoring?
theres a bunch of people posting and off topic posting but (You) seem to be ip sweeping for a certain state that is visible on your end to endlessly bitch since you're an unlikeable 4chan janitor freak of nature and dont know anyone cool

get over it and change as a person and maybe youll find cool people too

im more sick of you retards than she is, she hates (You) not her fans, you arent a fan you're a schizo

>>58295930
Can't find it, have checked everywhere, can't even find it on nyaa :(

>>58295932
>swedish
Do you want some money? i have a task for you ;)

>>58296007
>Counting an outfit stream as a comeback
I removed it from the tally, day 24 chumcuck

>>58295903
just reminding chumbies of their civic duty to keep the place of worship clean of blabbering homeless schizos

okay jannie do your job before i spam DD tits again

>It doesn't count

>>58295972
I know a little too much for my own good, for example, I know a little too much about (You), and I wonder why that is...

There are no chumbies in the thread right now

>>58296159
>Comes back for an outfit stream
>Ghosts the very next day
It'd honestly be less insulting if she didn't bother with the outfit, keep coping>>58296137

>>58296137
why do you go HURR DURR DO UR JOB when you're the jannie just self posting circle jerk wanking yourself off just go away you loser and answer reports if someone spams CP or porn or some shit your presence is unwanted

https://twitter.com/yuyuyuyuyu_x/status/1701229122528157995

>>58294428
No we fucking don't.

>>58296060
I am not driving 400km just to stalk a smelly dude, ask someone else :D

>>58296049
I doubt this has any seeds but you could give it a try
I only have 100KB/s upload so I can't help, sorry

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:566974e611a8303ddb8e4a19f4ac2ae934c0b20c&dn=big%20braim&tr=udp://tracker.cyberia.is:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.port443.xyz:6969/announce&tr=http://tracker3.itzmx.com:6961/announce&tr=udp://tracker.moeking.me:6969/announce&tr=http://vps02.net.orel.ru:80/announce&tr=http://tracker.openzim.org:80/announce&tr=udp://tracker.skynetcloud.tk:6969/announce&tr=https://1.tracker.eu.org:443/announce&tr=https://3.tracker.eu.org:443/announce&tr=http://re-tracker.uz:80/announce&tr=https://tracker.parrotsec.org:443/announce&tr=udp://explodie.org:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.filemail.com:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.nyaa.uk:6969/announce&tr=udp://retracker.netbynet.ru:2710/announce&tr=http://tracker.gbitt.info:80/announce&tr=http://tracker2.dler.org:80/announce

>>58296322
About time

>>58296335
you are a good candidate :)
tell me your opinion about immigrant especially muslim

Do you think Gura likes bagels and lox?
How big do you think her schmear is?

I liked the blue archive cover

https://twitter.com/yuyuyuyuyu_x/status/1701229122528157995?t=Y_wPF2qmj8uxJ_fSJ79I6w&s=19

>>58296205
I'm not a white knight, I am a black knight, yet still a knight is a defender, no? At least one of us here's stance has been mis interpreted, my liege, I kneel.

>>58295932
>thats how shitty people think the outfit is
No, it’s just that her face and hair are very cute

>>58296348
>magnet:?xt=urn:btih:566974e611a8303ddb8e4a19f4ac2ae934c0b20c&dn=big%20braim&tr=udp://tracker.cyberia.is:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.port443.xyz:6969/announce&tr=http://tracker3.itzmx.com:6961/announce&tr=udp://tracker.moeking.me:6969/announce&tr=http://vps02.net.orel.ru:80/announce&tr=http://tracker.openzim.org:80/announce&tr=udp://tracker.skynetcloud.tk:6969/announce&tr=https://1.tracker.eu.org:443/announce&tr=https://3.tracker.eu.org:443/announce&tr=http://re-tracker.uz:80/announce&tr=https://tracker.parrotsec.org:443/announce&tr=udp://explodie.org:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.filemail.com:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.nyaa.uk:6969/announce&tr=udp://retracker.netbynet.ru:2710/announce&tr=http://tracker.gbitt.info:80/announce&tr=http://tracker2.dler.org:80/announce

Dude, awesome, 2 peer shared at 10Mbit/s, and i keep seeding if someone else want it

Appreciate it dude

Not a single word about her absence. It shows that she doesn't care, she wants it to be normal, and that she's going to continue to disappear and ghost us in the future. That's essentially what she said.

>>58296711
I want to massage her little ear

>>58296735
what fucking absence am i retarded or what i see her all the time?

>>58296348
>>58296731
was no one seeding the gawrchive?

>>58296735
>still timelooping

>>58296322
That'll do nicely.

>>58296697
>I am a black knight,
obligatory post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmInkxbvlCs

>>58296884
She ghosted us for 3 weeks after saying she was going to do a members stream the following weekend and excitedly talked to us about her streaming plans for the next week. Then she vanished for 3 weeks.
Have you been living under a rock?

>>58297008
You gotta stop living in the past anon.

I wish Fuwamoco would continue playing OoT.

thats your shitposter oshi

>>58297097
I wish ANY EN could beat lobcorp

>>58296979
yes correct that is literally me i am the schizo black knight and all wounds are tis but a scratch im immortal
>>58297008
she has her own life you stupid fuck you're more hurt than when she ACTUALLY ghosted me thats fucking wild what mental illness is this

>>58297158
If any EN played DCSS they would instantly be my oshi. Sadly trad roguelikes are hard female filters.

i think the new outfit is garbage but i cant say that without being marked as a shitposter

>>58297306
It look fine to me. I'm not sure what people are going on about

>>58297306
Like I said days before the stream, I don't like the colour.

>>58297306
you sound really dramatic, so yeah you're probably a shitposter

>>58297349
NTA but its... uninspired? safe?
like im not a fan of the hair, and i can forgive that, but it really doesnt feel like a new outfit, it feels like she plasted a png over her usual clothes and is streaming like that

>>58294126
Stop peaking at me, damn brat

>>58297460
Maybe but it's far from garbage

>>58297349
for me its too flat, and barely resembles a seifuku to the point that just looks like regular clothes...and as regular clothes they are not that great.

Took him so long

>>58297566
compared to even her own outfits? yeah it is.
Compared to other outfits, feels like a gen 1 costume before holo got big

>>58296329
Yes we do.

Why?

>>58297639
The only way to keep threadshitters out is by reporting and ignoring, and most chumbuds are too passive and limpwristed to do it

>>58297964
>most chumbuds are too passive and limpwristed to do it
This thread and those outside of it have a crippling obsession with biting bait and engaging with shitposters

>>58297964
I did that but they samefag

I just wish her new outfit had loose socks.

>>58298146
I'm not really a fan of those. On stick legs like those they look too much like horse hoofs.

>>58298146
At least this outfit has obvious potential for accessories. Not expecting anything but the sky's the limit.

Will Todd's daughter stream today?

Objectively speaking, was the outfit reveal stream good?

>>58298394
It exists but honestly I expected it to be as crusty as it was. Gura is always a rust bucket on her first stream back.

Men, I don`t know how she did this, but her version of All back is the best yet

hi
i like gura

average gura thread

My shark wife

>>58297561
>doxx fags
>uses webm sound
obvious 4chan mod post
i think a certain someone who doesnt know im 5 steps ahead of them reported certain information to (You), ive noticed a certain THING got lifted and you realised, a lot of things i blatantly told you, were all true, and what EVERYONE as a group gave you is nothing but chances and patience
tick tock

time runs out slap the buddha thrice he slaps back, there is a difference between patience and stopping an immediate threat that you know wont stop

>>58298939
what the flying fuck are you talking about schizo?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>58299018
gaslighting and forum sliding doesnt work on me you fucking loser hows it feel to be a loser compared to someone like me?

>>58299073
k

>>58299018
they're clearly talking about how jannies are comped sushi.

>>58298661
Thanks for reminding me of my Gondola sound webm folder :------------DDDD

>>58294271
that's 6 you fuckin dumbass
also you forgot feet

>>58294271
Y ARE YOU REPLYING TO A PREVIOUS GURA THREAD HOLY FUCK YOU ARE RETARDED

>>58299180
2 + 3 = 5 you idiot, learn how to math properly

>>58299297
give me full proof that 2 + 3 = 5

>>58299297
maybe it means she has three hands

>>58299180
>in each hand
you muppets who are saying 5.

SHHHH.... Goobs is sleeping.

>>58299381
1 two 5
1 two 6
Where is the rest of them?

That Cover is racking up the views

>>58299611
That's because a literal child is singing.

Goob morning, I love Gura the most!

>>58298146
I fucking love legwarmers so that might have actually killed me if she got them.

>>58298566
She did a really good job on it, it's a great match for her ksgk voice which she toned down a bit with a good balance of fun, cute, and earnest singing. Plus the mix is good and her pronunciation is now quite natural. I'm glad she could release a cover she's satisfied with.

>>58299533
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>58300206
S-Stooooooop it!!! Don't post pictures of her in private moments!!!

>>58299533
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>58300276
How is me washing my daughter a private moment?

i wish Gura live in my walls
also cover already at 500k

>>58298394
>>58296735

>>58295061
This picture just depresses me because we're never getting another stream of this

>>58300740
I don't care about Outerwilds in the slightest so it doesn't affect me.

>>58298939
>Hmmm... He knows too much, brother.
>Yes brother, we need to do something about this.
>Perhaps... THAT thing?
>... I'm not sure if it's ready.
>All in due time, brother.
>Fine. Release her. Release the Gorbus.

THIS THREAD IS IN UNACCEPTABLE CONDITIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>58300577
I want to do obscene and inappropriate things to this little cat Gura. T o T

>>58298566
It's good bit Miko's is still the best
https://youtu.be/U2jl3QIoVws?si=dGv3EpDGz8RAYcKX

>>58299152
good job proving you arent a jannie by using your jannie powers when you got buttmad and called a fucking loser you sure proved anon wrong
>>58299336
thatd be 7 you moron

>>58301477
i dont get it

Do we know if Gura is doing a solo stream for anniversary or just the collab

>>58301530
It's a huge maybe but it's leaning more on yes than no

Did Gura procrastinate on finishing that one song by working on a whole new cover?

>>58301513
TWO hands
one in each hands
thats
TWO
one in left
one in right
gura, is that you? are you actually a lovable idiot i thought you were a genius manipulator wtf this actually explains a LOT desu

>>58301016
Do something about it.

viewing the events i cant speak of too much since gura is actually not an evil person so im limited in what im allowed to speak of, her being a stupid idiot makes so much more sense than her being a mastermind type, and that makes me less stressed

>>58301624
if you count up the numbers it's 1+1+1+2=5. so 1 in each hand isn't enough. instead of 2 hands like normal she must have 3 hands. QED

>>58301624
>>58301680
retard

>>58301716
>INSIDE
>INSIDE

>>58301700
waow he was so embarrassed about how he got the math wrong that he had to delete his post. better luck next time huhaha

JWU, someone seems more mindbroken than usual this morning.

>>58301679
Why does smug Gura make horny?

>>58301379
proof?

https://www.iwara.tv/video/r07NCQf5AABrvR/pjanoo-gawr-gura-or-hololive-mmd

>>58302021
ears

>>58302276
whose ears?

>>58301530
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Outfits:
school girl(latest) < New year kimono < Casual(2nd outfit) < default < Atlantis Princess(3rd outfit)

Hairstyles:
Casual(2nd outfit) < New year kimono < school girl(latest) < short twintails (2023) < Atlantis Princess(3rd outfit) < Default

Honestly I am slightly disappointed that most of her hairstyles are similar to each other.

>>58302957
A genuinely different hairstyle like a straight up ponytail would be really nice

>>58303062
I wanna see her forehead..

>>58302957
>Kimono outfit and hairstyle that low
Imagine being this wrong. Kimono Gura is adorable.

>>58302957
I love the princess outfit a lot, I don't know why you put it last.

>>58303133
Doesn't the < mean it's the best

>>58303133
Anon...?

>>58300261
>>58300314
FUCK YOU ASSHOLES YOU JUST WOKE UP GURA IN THE MIDDLE OF HER NAP. ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELVES?!

>>58303202
>>58303213
TO BE FAIR
I usually see it as BEST > WORST
It's misleading

>>58303222
oops

>>58303202
the small end points at the smaller thing and the big end points at the bigger thing. that other anon is just saying which outfits are the biggest

>>58302957
>autistically ordering outfits by some subjective metric
brainlet move, there was a dire need for a casual outfit so this fits right in

can somebody explain why gura said this????? I'm freaking out rn
https://youtu.be/aPS85patDaQ?t=1732

>>58303751
>Rambling
>Moves foot slightly
>Feels something touching it
>Slight freak out
>Look down
>Sock
>huhaha

>>58303202
>>58303258
yeah what's up with that weaboo ordering, you read from left to right so >> is more natural

>>58303751
stress from anxiety and paranoia isn't healthy anon, you don't want to develop health issues from it

>>58302957
>>58303102
The kimono outfit has a bridal garter and Gura shouldn't be wearing one of those because it's obviously a lie.
And if it wasn't a lie back then, then it was meant for someone else and not us, like the time she sang "Marry Me" during the karaoke right after she got that outfit.
Either way, it makes me hate the outfit because I know it isn't true and it wasn't meant for us.

>>58304318
Yeah, me.

>>58304318
>schizo seething about the latest outfit
I am so shocked

Is gura ok mentally?

>>58304517
>latest outfit
The kimono outfit was from December 2021, you ignoramus,.

>>58304590
whatever man, I figured he was just replying to himself like he usually does

>>58304590
>December 2021
The shitposter is retarded but so are you, it was 2022

She is blurry because anon is a nerd with terrible sight and has thick nerd glasses that can't focus on stuff far away.
So that's her type of guy back when she was in grade school or is it an acquired taste after all these years.

>>58304552
Her last stream makes me think she's okay. Not great, she isn't flowing, but she's okay.

WTF no stream tonight? what gives?

I can't wait for her stream today to commemorate the brand new outfit that artists and staff members worked hard on for her!

>>58304949
She told us no streams until the anniversary collabs on Wednesday.

yesterday didn't really help at all, I am still on that downward spiral of the wrong kind of sharkthoughts
what the fuck happened in here

>>58304984
lol good one, but Goobs wouldn't have said that without giving us an explanation

I don't even give threadshitters the time of day anymore. I've really grown.

>>58305108
Indirect replies are still replies.

I don't even need (You)s for my shitposts. As long as I'm causing grief I'm happy.

>>58305108
More like you know you can't refute anything they're saying anymore

would it be ok for Gura to do this? maybe it's a solution for her problems

>>58304760
Was it January 2022, then? For some reason I thought it was related to their Christmas streams back then, but I'll defer to you if you're sure. Either way, it was around that time and not her latest outfit.

>>58305270
It's okay for another talent, so why wouldn't it be for anyone else? I'm not sure what that has to do with Gura though.

>>58304984
She didn't say anything just "you'll see me soon". Which I think means no stream till anniversary, and then probably no streams after.

>>58305270
You're leaving out that she's still streaming on twitch. Fuck off with your bait post.

>>58305357
It's not okay for Lap to do it either anon, are you really such a spineless cuck that you'll accept any behaviour the corp doesn't stop them from doing?

>>58304862
She seems 100% fine. She just doesn't care. It's pretty obvious she's not having any problems and these last 3 weeks weren't health related at all.

>>58305270
No, what gura should do is only stream to her members. That will fix all the problems she has with regular streams when it comes to anxiety and brain rot.
The grays can suck guras dual cocks for all we care about them.

>>58305350
nta but yes, it was from jan 22
https://youtu.be/nA_dh5agT78
she did an incredible karaoke on jan 9th with this outfit

>>58305301
Why did they do it bros? Why did they make my daughter's skirt so short?

>>58305444
This, but shark-side only.

>>58305301
Webm of Gura holding her pee please?

>>58305444
greys are the only ones she seems interested in streaming for, anymore, I don't think this can even be entertained as a funpost nowadays

>>58305270
So Laplus is straight up saying she isn't going to stream anymore? God, what a fucking bitch.
She went to LA for a valo tourney recently and it's super obvious why.
She doesn't belong in Hololive, especially after what she said to her fans.

>>58305444
>>58305507
Based, she might as well make it entirely clear that chumbuds are just ATMS to her

God she is so cute when she fills the screen with her cute-dumb and retarded face.

>>58305476
I knew about the Karaoke. It's the one where she disappeared and then came back and sang Marry Me. I mentioned it before. It seemed odd at the time and I still think she sang it as a nod to whatever was happening in her life at the time. It didn't feel like it was meant for us at all.

>>58305658
Her eyes don't look derpy in this what gives? where's my wife's derp eyes I love?

>>58305658
Imagine the smell of her breath.

>>58305493
In my school the skirt/shorts had to go past your fingertips. She is being very indecent

>>58305636
Do you think Nakirigumis care they are ayame's ATMs, i don't mind being gura's ATM.

>Gura.jpg

>>58305658
Something in my brain juices likes this a lot.

>>58305745
Good for you, I guess? I wish you'd choose someone else to fulfill your cuckoldry fetish, however.

If its true that Gura is intimidated by the size of her audience and wants to just have a small comfy group of regulars, why doesn't she just collab with Tempus? Instantly solves the numbers problem, and I think she and Flayon would be a cute couple ;3

>>58305837
The only size that intimidates me is your mom.

>>58305727
as long as the puts her dumb face close enough i can feel and smell her breath while asking me for my books and pencils i don't mind giving her all my stuff.

>>58305740
I can no longer allow this distraction to walk through our hallways!
>Gawr Gura! Gawr Gura!!! To the principal's office immediately!
I've got just the punishment for little indecent brats like her hehehe...

>>58305805
what's wrong with it?

>>58305745
Ass to Mouth with either of them would be good

*snip snip*

>>58306032
wouldn't doing it with gura be closer to bass to mouth instead?

>>58306212
She can use my mouth as an amplifier for her toots enough they sound like bass.

>>58306286
Brass*

>>58306188
Gura...? What the fuck did you just snip snip?

>>58305444
They shouldn't get the honor of sucking Guras daul shark cocks. That is a reward not a punishment.

Guys how do I kill rats I seen a rat the size of a fucking cat what do bros

>>58305444
the members are the ones that are more likely to act like they're entitled control of her content, why would she want to stream to them?

Repsbuds, i've decided to bulk down, i hate tapers, it is so ugly looking like an upside down dorito chip

What bodytype should i rep for to impress Gura?

>>58306474

>>58306474
Wut? Dorito chip pointing down or up? I don't think I've ever heard a girl complain about broad shoulders before.

>>58305745
>Actually okay with being taken advantage of for money
Kek

>>58306472
She knows it's just a few bad apples that are acting entitled. This is why she made the mistake of noticing certain people, paypigs and other pre-chat/discord e-celebs. that's why she called out pre-chat last night.
If they didn't get the memo they are now fallen from her grace and will be getting less and less atention from her on stream.
Good.

Sex with a fembud.

>>58306690
>That was the mistake she made by*
Sorry, a bit distracted and tipsy.

>>58306690
She didn't really call out pre-chat, not in a way that would make the bad apples understand anyway, the way she said it would make these idiots go.&

"hurr durr shark wajf so funehy"

>>58306294
>>58306348
i want a magic cup that turns sharks into sharkgirls when they're outside the cup

>>58306690
do you ever get tired of this
just endlessly searching for a new angle, slapping things down in an attempt to get someone to go nuh-uh and argue with you

>>58306921
Yeah it was so forgettable that I forgot she called out prechat. There certainly wasn't any way to know what in prechat she was referring to.

>>58306690
>Less attention from her in stream
Just like everybody else kek, she went right back to ghosting your asses

>>58306690
Eh, in general they're more entitled by default, they don't take the full responsibility of making a donation. But either way if true shutting down the attention whores is always good, that's pretty much always true.

meeting gura in that corner of the school nobody goes to with hebe fauna

It's more likely this was her joking about prechat making tail jokes and shit like that than anything about calling out ecelebs, the fuck are you guys on
https://youtu.be/aPS85patDaQ?t=2514

>>58307279
>chumbie took his meds
Not a real chumbud.

>>58307279
Any interpretation of some offhand comment she makes is just gonna be a schizo take in the end and nothing more than that

>>58307255
I would be Gura's middle school bully and force her to eat dirt before prone boning her.

>>58307450
No, my interpretation is the correct one and this calling out ecelebs shit is schizo.

>>58307279
>>58307450
Gura commenting pre-chat means she is dying, she got 2 months to live

Rip Gura, thanks for the memories o/

>>58307479
kill yourself pre-chat e-celeb, you are cringe with your fake friendliness

>>58307479
I was basically agreeing with you that some deeper take is just a schizo take in the end

>>58307479
>>58307590
>samefagging
Shameful display.

He's trying really hard to threadshit with extremely low quality posts

>>58306690
Is this bait?

>>58307659
>Replying to bait
Kek, chumbuds are so mentally weak

When did /ggg/ become pro prechat?

>>58307752
The same time /ggg/ became pro gifting, AKA when Gura thanked her gifters and snubbed her members.

>>58307752
Its newfags, just like how retards here were pro membership gifting yesterday too. Though I don't like the attention whores in prechat I don't mind prechat in general because sometimes Gura is cute in it.

>>58307752
I never use chat, but clearly plenty of people do. As long as it's supportive I don't care. Unfortunately there's a lot of attention whores.

>>58307877
Gura is pro membership gifting though?

I wonder how many times Gura has actually shitposted in GGG; she admitted in the Mumei collab that she used to shitpost all over the internet as a hobby

>>58307752
pro is a strong word, it's more like I don't care anymore
obvious exceptions aside, nearly every good poster here seems to have given up and left, leaving only miscellaneous retards such as myself, there is no high horse to saddle up on

>>58307944
As per cover mandate, she is also smart enough to not make a big deal out of it.
The fact that she is doing barely any membership content could mean that she is filtering the gifted memberships.

>>58308079
She's also filtering the old members as well.

>>58307920
I want to fuck this

>>58307752
/ggg/ has always had pro-prechat people. The people shitting on it are usually threadshitters too.

>>58308153
hey @retardymous

I don't know about all these factions, but personally, I'm pro fembuds.

>>58308153
>no true chumbud

>>58308069
Maybe you read my post mentioning me coming back after 3 weeks, after being the OP schizo for a while i took a break so i don't know how much the thread has changed if at all.
Some things are familiar and others are different but you never know if it's actually regulars changing their minds about stuff or a temporary wave of bad actors shifting the overall view of the thread.

>>58308209
See what I mean? Threadshitters.

>>58305301
cute
i hope she had input on it and got what she wanted, i know she's talked about wanting to wear seifuku IRL for a long time

>>58308153
BS, yesterday in prechat it was a tard called "Lance" that talked endlessly about his sisters rating of ALL the girls outfit, he made like 50 comments about his sisters shitty takes

He got shitted on pretty badly here in GGG yesterday, no one is pro that behaviour

>>58305301
Long awaited sequel to the Luigi's Mansion denden.

>>58308341
He actually got asked by people in prechat and those people were talking with him for most of it. I don't like those conversations, but there's nothing really wrong with them and they're certainly better than what this thread gets up to 60% of the time.

>>58306690
>that's why she called out pre-chat last night.
I'm I the only one who actually remember her calling it out plenty of times before? Why are people treating it like this new revelation? The prechat was even fine all things considered, it felt more like calling out the coombuds that hang in there if you listen to the entire context

>>58308519
Yeah it's just a chat room after all. There really isn't much expectation besides not shitting it up for others.

>>58308607
>calling out goomers
Gura loves her goomers the most.

Back in August, I decided to ask my little sister who isn't in the hololive Rabbit Hole but is an absolute fashion nut tank most of the outfits in hololive. Let's just say that she kind of dropped a bunch of hot takes. That, and she kind of stopped after Mumei's New Years Outfit. Apparently, she admits that she was traumatized after the fashion review.

Some highlights from the fashion review with my sister was that she loves Ollie's design, saying that COVER found out that Monster High exists. She also liked a few of Gura's outfits as well, complimenting how cute they were. (She did critique about the trident feeling a bit "odd and edgy.") She also gave all of Watame's outfits perfect five star rankings.Watame did absolutely nothing wrong with her fashion sense.

But then she didn't like all of Renei's outfits, saying that one of them resembled a "wasp mom." Whatever the hell that means. Also, my sister somehow subconsciously knew that Ina and Pekora had the most down bad fanbases from design alone!

One of Marine's outfits got a compliment from my sister, saying that she looks like a cheeky bimbo done right. And there were absolutely no words that could describe my sister's reaction to Korone's Sonic outfit! So naturally, we just gave the Sonic outfit a Sonic/5 stars and moved on.

Here is another highlight from my sister's fashion review; she thought Suisei's dress was literally the Wednesday Adams dress but anime. Well, Suisei's most recent outfit. She also loved AZKi's original outfit, calling it fanservice, but an elaborate form of fanservice. (She really just liked all of the flowing lines present in that outfit.

One more thing; I was playing some hololive music during the fashion review with my sister, and I decided to play I'm Your Treasure Box. She instantly recognized that song. She remembered some earlier time when one of her friends played I'm Your Treasure Box and was, let's just say, traumatized by the song.

>>58308660
calling out in a teasing manner is how gooba usually reacts to them tho

hey gura i'm sorry ToT

>>58308759
I hope lance mans up and gets the courage to fuck her sister

>>58308781
exactly, it's how she expresses love

>>58308759
Thank you Lance for your very inciteful sister takes, much appreciated o/

Also, why the fuck did you save his chat comments? :D

I think Gura would enjoy talking with Lance's sister. She did talk about fashion some last stream and that's always like a special treat with her revealing her real interests with us.

>>58308759
Wtf, was this what was going down in Gura's pre-chat yesterday? Pretty based if you ask me lmao.

>>58308920
>>58308971
>>58309031
>>58309343
Pretty based that Gura choose the Swedish flags color as her school outfit, chefskiss

>>58306690
If you ever want to know who the discord people are, its people that send the banana stickers and prechat superchats

Gura is my wife.

>>58309561
no mine

HELP I CAN'T STOP SNEEZING FOR SOME REASON

>>58309629
someone is talking about you, find them and beat them up

>No likes today
we are not back

The bandaids on the leg are perfect TuT