/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

I'm in love with this girl.

GURA CUTE! GURA CUTE!

I suddenly feel depressed for no reason. Tell me something cute about Gura, or make a hornypost to lift my spirits, or some Gura art that brings you happiness. Please. (loved the outfit btw.)

Gura cute!!

>>58281294
Why did you include the first sentence and bring my mood down? Now I don't want to do any of those other things.

How can such a perfect creature exist in this wretched earth?

>>58281294
gura has a fat tail

>>58281389
Alright there is a reason. Got stonewalled by my fembud today. Few days ago she doin nip slips, all singin and dancing, and now i'm being stonewalled. Fembuds, what am I doing wrong? But I should be happy that my sharkwife has a new outfit, and I am.

>>58281294
Ever since I learned about the friend thing yesterday, I can't think straight and am horribly depressed.

>>58281396
The only way she can, by giving us the tiniest bit of perfection nectar, drip fed to sustain us, but then withholding the rest of the perfection from us, because any more and it would break the universe.

Gurass

>>58281786
no.

I have fallen too deep into Gura. I don't care if she gets pregnant by another man anymore. I just want to hear her voice and tell us stories of her daily life and fashion choices.

>>58281927
This but unironically, not like I had any chances with her to start with

>>58281881
It's not like everyone didn't already know, but to have it confirmed like that has started hurting more and more as time goes on.

https://twitter.com/nyorinyori/status/1701117721281491158
Me too, Moona-mama, me too.

I wasn't able to make the stream live. Fill me in, was there so much as the tiniest acknowledgement from her about just vanishing for 3 weeks?

>>58282134
Nope. She might during next months members stream if you drop an aka.

>>58281786
>>58282110
Stop larping cuckfaggot, there is not a single person on this planet besides you that is socially retarded enough to call that proof of anything.

>>58282110
you're a fuckin dickhead mate. kill yourself.

>>58282134
Yeah, she told all criticism faggots and beta male "feistybuds" to go fuck themselves and die in a fire. And then she declared all Yeschads as her husbands. The she nominated me as Prime Husband, so I do all of the breeding and impregnating for the other husbands, who get to watch me fuck her in the child cunt. She pisses a lot as she cums. I like to stick a thumb in her butthole when she orgasms too. Oh and she said due to feistybud faggotry, she is gonna stream even less now, because she needs more time to have sex with me, and why bother streaming when feistybuds are just gonna be cunts to her, and I agree. She also likes to spit in my mouth. Oishi.

larpfaggots used to be more creative

>>58282455
Imagine if your parents read this post.

>>58282498
I got second hand embarrassment from reading that shit.

>>58282498
Dude, parents have sex too. Hate to break it to ya.

>>58282566
What. Does sex with Gura trigger you or something? Her child-like piss lips too much for ya? or do you just feel bad because someone is finally calling out feistyfags for the trash that they are?

>>58282297
It's proof of what she's doing during her breaks when she's ignoring us. It hurts.

>>58282622
I don't like the part where you lied about what Gura said. That's not very nice.

>>58282134
Not a single word about it. It shows that she doesn't care, she wants it to be normal, and that she's going to continue to disappear and ghost us in the future. That's essentially what she said.

bless midorifufu

>>58282622
guwa is a proper lady and she doesn't pis during sex, she just rips a huge fart tha moment you insert your penis from the stimulation but she can't help it. She gets super embarrassed after the first one but you continue pumping vigorously to listen to an orchestra of methane that blesses your ears and nose

Every time Gura disappears and comes back but refuses to talk about where she was is a very clear indication of what she was doing. If it had anything to do with Hololive, she would have told us. But it didn't and that's why she tried to pretend it didn't happen. Just like with the house hunting trip and all the other breaks. She's betraying us and you know it.

>>58282723
who?

>>58282675
Playing games with friends and family? We knew that. Literally the oldest news.

>>58282688
Expecting her to explain the last 3 weeks is entitlement and not very nice. You should no the drill by now. Go with the flow, enjoy what you do get, and don't take it for granted. There will be less 3 week breaks when people are nicer to Gura. Maybe if feistybuds try being nice, and stop flooding her comments, you'll notice a change.

>>58282819
It's strange that it seems to only ever be with one friend.

>>58282820
kill yourself, you whipped cuck.

>>58282802
Kill yourself tranny. Like seriously, when you lay in bed tonight all alone, think about killing yourself. And then put those thoughts into action. YWNBAW.

>>58282852
I didn't know you could see what she's doing, why don't you show us the proof you have?

>>58282818
i was mixing them up with koahri nvm

>>58282880
>admission of loss of argument because my central point can't be refuted.
And a good day to you too faggot.

>>58282852
Yeah, me.

Is this what I've been missing these past 3 weeks of not coming to /ggg/?
Keep biting bait chumbies.

I think the cuckposted is mad his BG3 rrat got BTFO, he can't even seem to guess anything right on accident, it's pretty embarrassing, he claimed she had like 60 hours in BG3 the week after she left and then she comes back and she obviously hasn't been playing it since she can't even remember any of the character's names lmao.

>>58282766
>Amateur scatbud larp is amateur.
4 Gura farts out of 10.

>>58282923
If you suggested to try eating feces, I wouldn't bother trying to argue with you. I would just call you a disgusting shit eater.
You saying that everyone should just roll over and be cucks and except whatever afterthought Gura gives us is the same thing.

>>58283003
*accept
sorry, it's early in the morning.

>>58282958
thread was pretty chill most of the days actually, dramasisters are just angy chumbuds weren't melting down when gura returned

>>58282980
you do better then

>>58282766
Gura doesn't strike me as the type to queef.

>>58283003
>when beating an animal into submission doesn't work...
>whatever.. just keep beating it more...
>surely this time...
Maybe it's time for a fresh approach feistybuds.

>>58282968
Did you not see the added friend thing a couple threads ago that happened a month ago? It lines up with the BG3 release.

>>58281786
Friend thing?

>>58283106
You know what lines up with the BG3 release? My dick in Gura's soft bald cunt.

>>58283153
You wish, cuck. But the truth is, you won't even get to watch.

>>58282968
>>58283106
Don't forget he had more proof that never got posted just like always lol.
I bet he took a screenshot of his own Steam and was trying to pass it off as Gura's.

>cuckfaggot samefagging now
it's all so tiresome. Can someone drown the faggot out with hornyposts please? Why does it always have to be me that does it.

>>58283091
she lets a small, almost silent queef after I pull out, spurts a bit of semen too

>>58283143
Its nothing but a larp Iv been here a week and nothing was ever posted. They are trying to upset us Gura fans.

>>58283186
cop the three dayer and post the evidence faggot, or fuck off back to your tempus thread tranny. ain't got shit, never had shit, will never have shit. you hate her because she's the best.

>>58283106
Do you ever get tired of pretending to be different people? It seems like you do since you make it so obvious, either that or you're just too stupid to hide it, but shoot, what does the friend thing mean to you? Tell us why we should be worried about friend requests so we can laugh at you.

>>58283190
I think you're confusing schizos.
There weren't any screenshots. The friend thing that happened is verifiable. You can go look it up right now.

>>58283203
You must have a shrimp dick, i almost make her have a vaginal prolapse if I'm too rough on her.

>>58280879
ONE STREAM I DON'T KNOW WHY IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY KEEP THAT IN MIND WHILE YOU GET GHOSTED FOR ANOTHERRR MOOOOONTH
I DON'T WANT TO GET GHOSTED AGAIN
BUT TO ME IT FEELS LIKE AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP
AT THE END OF THE DAY IT FEELS LIKE GURA HATESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IN THE END
SHE FUCKING HATES USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
THATS WHY I'M GONNA GOOM SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IN THE END
SHE FUCKING HATES USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>58283268
you're the one making the claim. you back it up with evidence. we're all laughing at you by the way. i ain't looking up shit. post your proof here or fuck off in defeat like you fuck off in defeat everynight.

>>58283268
I just looked it up and it wasn't true man

>>58283333
confirmed.

>>58283268
Then post it I don't know how to look it up.

STREAMS FOR 1 HOUR
FUCKS OFF FOR ANOTHER MONTH
THIS IS YOUR OSHI CHUMFAGGOTS
IMAGINE

>>58283333
>>58283349
>>58283309
brother

>>58283303
Ok, I want her to ghost us again. I'm very curious as to what will become of the menherabuds.

>>58283378
yeah, like you said I checked her brother's steam and it wasn't true what else do you want me to do?

I bought 1 month member and a $100 superchat for Gura today. Am I a real chumbud now?

>>58283420
Did you buy the bag?

>>58283420
yes, but you're not a real ultra chumbud unless you get the trident and a mental illness

>>58283420
You're a cuck because she's not gonna stream for another month I'm so fucking jealous of gura she literally fucking gets money for free what the fuck is her appeal just someone acting like a little kid it's so fucking ingenuine I can't believe these pedophiles pay for this crap I hate this world

>>58283420
you're not a real chumbud until you get a trident and then be a fucking cunt too her in the youtube comments. anything less and you're a "cuck".

>>58283378
That was posted a month ago and who cares it does not stop me from enjoying Gura. I don't care what Gura does when she does not stream unless she would like to share it and even then it is Gura's life to live not yours or mine, I wish her the best and I will support her every step of the way

>>58283374
She's streaming again in 2 days bro, chill.

>>58283459
I get money for free too but I don't have to stream. :]

>>58283459
haha funny larp - and/or - fucking seethe forever lol

stop lying. It's right there.

Can someone enlighten me how does a person like gura get so much money doing literally nothing? I literally wanna kill myself how they make so much fucking money meanwhile working a dead ass job barely paying rent GRIM

>>58283475
more cuck samefaggory. just give it up bro, not convincing anyone.

>>58283475
Ture and last shrimp right here guys.

>>58283475
>I don't care what Gura does when she does not stream unless she would like to share it
Well I do. It's literally breaking my heart.

>>58283498
because people like her, the way your are jealously seething at her makes me think that's not true for you

I hope one day you fucks get banned from /vt/ all chumbuds are obnoxious cretins

>>58283486
>funnel taxpayer funds to shark-wife.
comfybux. :3

>>58283494
I went to verify like you told me and it wasn't there

>>58283475
>That was posted a month ago
I didn't see it until yesterday and now I feel sick.

>>58283534
Then don't watch Gura and move on. Just because you like to stalk and control girls does not mean the rest of us do. She just like me and you will lives a normal life.

>>58283498
she deserves every cent. and I'm going to send her MORE.

>>58283498
>Go to college, become engineer
>Or get a trade preferably electrician
>Collect money
>Become Senior or Journeyman
>Collect 6 figures
>Invest in high yields
>Enjoy passive income

>>58283588
Bro at least come up with a new line you're so fucking embarrassing lmao.

>>58283574
I'm not linking the steamid, faggot. Stop baiting.

>>58283588
Wow, you found out Gura has a brother yesterday and now you feel sick LMFAO. If you watch her streams even a little Gura talks about her brother a lot.

>>58283534
morefag cuckfaggory samefag fagfag faggot. faggot yourself.

>>58283601
>control
Not wanting to be manipulated or betrayed isn't wanting to be controlling, you unempathetic cuckold.

>>58283628
I know the id bro, it wasn't there what do you want me to do?

>>58283601
God forbid that women are honest, right faggot?

>>58283601
samefag faggot faggot faggot. faggy fag fag tranny troon. go back to /MANS/

>>58283692
but gura is honest, it's shitposters here that aren't, I already checked and it was pure fabrication

>>58283676
>>58283628

heh
gura

>>58283664
Look its one-sided Gura will never know you or be in a relationship with you. Gura plays an anime girl controlled by her so she plays a character nothing more so you are in love with a fake personality. Stop being creepy and leave that girl alone or hell all girls for that matter. Really you need some dick in your life so go find someone at a truck stop and bend your ass over.

>>58283628
awww... is three days too long for you? Awww poor baby.. don't want to get bannedy wansedy... dawwwwww... your a fuckin chicken. weak as piss. back your claims up whinging faggot.

>>58283719
I told you, you don't need to because I already checked it out, it's ok anon I'm just sharing what I discovered here

Feels good knowing that Gura was cute today once again and her mere existence made some shitters angry. Good night bros

I hope every chumbud fucks off from the catalog now always ruining the board with your shitty vtuber

>>58283752
he can't link it because when I checked it there was nothing in there, kinda mad they actually made me check

>>58283729
the timing of this got me good. kek'd.

>>58283734
To be fair if you're the type to write woe is me posts, essays, and fan fics, over an anime girl in a 4 board you never stood a chance with ANY female.

Literally the only people that support gura are pedos. Every single chumbud is a pedophile faggot

>>58283767
you're literally lying.

At this point I really only come here to laugh at the schizos and the yesmen equally.

>>58283818
LMFAO I love your post. A+++++

don't worry guys, if gura betrays us i can just imprison her in the streaming dungeon.

>>58283782
you're right. it is high time i make another gura thread.

>>58283826
It is is verifiable. You can go look it up right now.

>>58283840
Same, my self esteem and depression has unironically improved because of them.

>>58283767
Yeah, I just checked it out too to see who was telling the truth, I don't see shit, I'm assuming the "proof" he posted the other day here was just another shitty photoshop. Sad af lmao.

>>58283820
Damn fucking right i am. If you are not attracted to this you are fucking GAY.

I'm gonna make 1000s of bots for you faggots shitting the catalog I've had enough of you pedophiles

>>58283854
i'm gonna put her into Freshwater

>>58283220
So I take it it's a rrat about a supposed boyfriend?

AND IF YOU EVER SHIT THE HAKOS BAELZ THREAD I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND IMPREGNATE YOUR SISTER AND WIFE

>>58283925
yep, the fact that the catalog is not currently ablaze with it is proof enough there is 0 evidence of it

>>58283904
you want to fuck child gura. that's ok, me too.

>>58283925
Don't you ever reply to me.

>>58283925
Yeah, claims her brother added the guy the cuckposter is in love with, and of course you know if you introduce your brother to someone that plays the same games as them that means you have to be getting married soon, right?

>>58283971
Gura is a little lady not a child.

Are people shitposting again? I see a lot of posts and a low amount of IPs

It feels like the only chumbuds left are unironic, beaten down cucks that are doing everything they can to convince themselves that it either isn't true or that they were never in love with Gura in the first place.
It's lonely here, being one of the only chumbuds that is actually in love with Gura and is heartbroken over recent events.

>>58283957
I don't need to come to your thread. She's within driving distance mate.

>>58283983
>>58283977
>>58283971
>>58283967
>>58283925
>>58283910
>>58283898
>>58283996
>>58284000
>>58284008
Why are chumfucks the most mentally ill schizos out of all circles? It's almost like they are samefagging and replying to themselves
GRIM

>>58284008
your rrat is dead. find another angle.

>>58284012
If your oshi treated you the way Gura treats us, you would be the exact same.

>>58284046
Gura treats me fine. I don't have a problem. I goom fat loads to her every day on her daki.

>>58284044
>literally 29 days ago.

>>58284012
So you answered my question. So anyway.

>>58283609
Gura deserves every cent of my cock and balls, that little slut TuT

>>58284012
not sure why you included my freshwater funpost in your schizo quoting. But ok have a gura

>>58283609
Do you enjoy paying for other people's birth control?

>>58283609
Literal cuck

I just don't want her to come back anymore. My heart is completely broken.

>>58284129
Most people do pay for someone else's birth control via their health insurance payments.

>>58284082
29 days ago my wife was a footy star, what about it?

>>58284129
i enjoy your suffering and seething and lack of proof that she needs birth control. I take 3 day holidays every second day, but you can't even handle three days away from cuckposting to post the proof of your claims. Take the three day ban, post the proof.

Gura wouldn't do that to us, holos are different. Maybe you guys are thinking nijiwhores?

I'm in love with her.

I really hate chumbuds if you fucks fuck off from /vt/ forever it would be paradise but no everytime she stream you shitpost the catalog I'M GONNA END YOUR FUCKING LIFE

>>58284156
where's the proof of me being a cuck? That proof wouldn't be personal details of Gura's IRL relationships would it? Because that would be against the rules. Post your proof that I'm a cuck, take the three day vacation, and prove i'm being cucked. You won't do it because you're a coward. And probably transgender.

me on the left

>>58284281
Look at this faggot projecting he's a tranny. You scared that she's going out with other men when she isn't streaming I mean what else is she doing in that free time chumcuck

I'm kind of lost, what's the shitposting angle this time?

>>58284171
Good. All tranny hearts should be broken. Then you can die and give us some much needed peace.

>>58284324
Are you talking about the cuckposter's new angle or who?

I weawwie hate chumbuds if you fucks fuck off fwom /vt/ fowevew it wouwd be pawadise but no evewytime she stweam you shitpost da catawog i'm gonna end your fuckim life :3

>>58284324
standard cuck accusations with 0 proof behind it, and after being called out just blind directionless seething I guess

>>58284313
sucking my dick faggot.

>>58247983
Most cancer thread I've ever read holy fuck you faggots need an assisted suicide
>>58284357
Cuck still coping

You seem really frustrated. Why don't you cool down by catching up on previous threads that you missed?
Here. I'll choose a random one for you.
>>58193357
Though I recommend using an archive site, because for some reason, a bunch of posts are missing.

This thread is fucking hilarious

>>58284400
Anti thinking I'm the anti in the thread classic projection I mean what are you tryting to do here nijifaggot?

>>58284281
>>58284400

this is enough proof she's saving herself for us. Prove me wrong you literally can't.

nijishits and small corpo drones are so used to their whores that they assume all vtubers are like that, but Goobs is an *idol*. That makes all the difference.

>open thread
>shitposters
>close thread
>still vomits cause it's holoniggers

>>58284203
>>58284400

>>58284400
>>58284203
>>58284281
Mindbroken

Shitposting can be funny, but I think shitposters are getting a little too desperate for new material.

same doko

>>58284456
>>58284501
>check it
>still no proof
wow

>>58284203
>I take 3 day holidays every second day
Then you're clearly ban evading, because I see your petulant aussie ass here every single day.

>>58284418
Cuckposter schizo losing his shit over no one caring about his most benign rrat so far is actually hilarious. Like even if it's true it means absolutely nothing and he's acting like its some kind of smoking gun, because apparently he has no real life relationships to base normal behavior off of.

>>58284553
>oooooooooo nyo ban evading how viiiiiiiiiiile, no honor unlike me a guy who makes up cuckposts about a streamer with 0 evidence

>>58284557
>I'm sure that person added that other person on steam at random. It doesn't mean anything.

>>58284599
Why are you so pressed about gura being in a relationship? I thought gura deserved every cent of your birth control support?

>>58284623
kek

>>58284619
>>58284623
>still going on about it when people already checked his steam and found it was fake
k

>>58284619
It literally means nothing and the fact you can't wrap your head around that shows exactly how sad your real life is, and if you weren't such a retard I might actually feel bad for you.

>>58284400
I see nothing here. The deleted posts contain no proof or evidence of anything.

>>58284670
>>58284660
>>58284693
You fucking faggots are so retarded can't you see that I'm shitposting holy fuck you stink of newfaggotry

>>58284670
don't even try to entertain them about it being true anon, that's what they want because then more gullible fags believe their lies

>yfw two schizos found each other

>>58284531
not direct proof. Post the proof here, not some other thread I have to read through. Fuck wasting that time. Post the proof here in this thread now, all your screenshots, post your big gotcha and show us up for the cucks we are. You will get banned for posting it, but it's a small loss if you get to prove your point.

too many coincidences.

>>58284753
Shitposter replying to shitposter
Is this what /ggg/ is just shitposters making up things and shitposter denying said things lmfao

Look at these brats.

>>58284693
one of them is a steamid

>>58284553
nope. I take my three dayers on the chin. Then I come back, and do it all over again. ban evading is for faggots, trannies, shills and antis. I'm many things but not one of those.

>>58284761
yeah the facts line up too perfectly it's time to admit
gura is a child

>>58284693
Source: I made it up

Truly a sus thread

>>58284799
and I already checked it and there was nothing, like I said before

>>58284851
>>58247983
It's in this thread

>>58284753
Men and women can never be "just friends".
Especially when the guy is supposedly single.
Think about it. If you were Gura's friend, would you not want to date her?
That's your fucking proof.

>>58284708
you dumbass, of course i didn't look lol. reading fucking hurts kek. There is not one genuine post in this entire thread.

>>58284868
I already have it, are you blind? I found nothing

>>58284851
then you're lying.

>>58284787
yeah, isn't it comfy?

>>58284877
>Men and women can never be "just friends".
Lmao, retard, just straight up tell us you don't know how make or keep friends.

>>58284877
Gura's friend or her RM's friend? Think about it for a second. It's practically two different entities. Or what, you'll tell me that Gura is ultimatively Gura and she doesn't have any kayfabe at all?

>>58284914
you can very easily verify yourself bro

Chumbros, I truly respect you all. You guys stick with your oshi even though she doesn't put out content and treats you like shit. My oshi does the same thing but not nearly to the level Gura does it and I'm already looking for new oshis. I hope you all manage to find someone that you can devote yourself to as much as you devote yourself to Gura. You'll make that person very happy.

>>58284799
I'm not gonna go looking for a steam id. Post the proof here, and tell us who this steam id belongs to, and what they have to do with Gura. Cop the ban, take your three day ban, and stop being a limp wristed faggot.

>>58284942
So you're claiming that no one added 29 days ago?

Our shitposters are newfags and don't realize how much of a nothingburger the stupid rrats that gets posted here.

I wonder if some chumbuds have rented a certain house in Atlantis, if not & got a spare 7k, you can get the real Atlantis experience

RIP noproof bozo

>>58284966
I'm sorry, takodachi anon.

>>58284977
yeah

1 fucking hour at least stream for 2 hours she really fucking hates streaming at this point why are you faggots still defending her?

star-crossed lover

>>58284992
they're not trying to ""prove"" anything or ""convince"" anyone, they just want to get screencapped lmao

>>58284877
There ya go... see was that that hard? Glad you got it out of your system. Gonna go back to fapping to my childsharkwife now.

>>58285016
Then you are simply lying.

>>58285039
THE PROOF IS THAT I FUCKING MADE IT UP

>>58285033
don't they realize the funny anti twitter page is dead?

>>58285049
I already checked for myself bro, there was nothing

>>58285014
It fucking hurts anon. I don't know how you all have the strength to go on.

>>58285073
I assume you're talking about some subhuman like bannedvtubertakes? You SEAkiddies seem to love people like that.
But that faggot is small time.

>>58285073
Never forget though.

funne fishe

Chumbuds still coping that she isn't gonna graduate in 2024

Gura is the Queen and my wife.

>>58284966
It's sunk-cost fallacy for me. I'm in too deep.

>>58285118
Oh you are a tako? I started watching Ina's FF playthrough because I knew Gura wouldn't play it, and now Ina is blue balling me and hasn't played it in what, 2 weeks? Super chat her and tell her to finish it already.

>>58285155
This post doesn't make any sense.

>>58285197

>>58285112
Who are you trying to fool, exactly? You're exerting a lot of effort for such an obvious bait post.

Has any hololive member admitted to how much of their personality is character lore and how much is sprinkled in with real things?

I assume Gura's personality is 95% fictional and just once in a while, like in the elytra hunt stream where Ame and Gura exchanged childhood stories makes up for the last 5% actual real stuff? OR like the time Gura told a story about when she was a small child she told a parent that she had a foot fetich, i think that was an actual story to

So, 95% fictional/fake character lore RPing & 5% real?

>>58285229
Yes, everyone know that C & B became friends 29 days ago, who cares?

>>58285118
I don't, takofriend. And it hurts even more being gaslit by retards here calling me an anti because I'm sad.

>>58285155
wtf she has no plan to graduate ever?

>>58285241
It's the other way around, newfag.

>>58285282
>They don't even play together anymore. That was years ago. Where's your proof?
That has been you faggots for the past two years.

>>58285322
Absolutely not, if you think that you are delusional, Gura is a fictional character with a fictional personality 95% of the time

I thought everyone knew that already that watch Hololive?

>>58285391
And did I miss the part where you posted proof?

>>58285391
What are you talking about, G & B have been playing for years, everyone knows that, but C joining the group is fresh

>>58285241
Okay, so the whole post gave me a headache. Sorry, it's very hard to read through your ESL thought spurts, no offense.

Answering the question: usually the kayfabe is super hard only in first 3-6 months. Gura's personality, in fact, is pretty much her, but she obviously can't do baby talk all the time, so real Gura is just her but without the "ubu uwu shaaark". But she really is immature and not a sharpest tool in a shed. If we talk about other ENs, they are mostly genuine, maybe only Bae keeps some kayfabe but she admitted that it's very tiring. In JP it's a little bit different, as they just use their kayfabe and "fake" part of the personality only for funny parts of the content. SC readings or some talking streams? Very genuine (even Miko or Luna, yes)

>>58285128
This post reads like it was written by an edgy 12 year old

>>58285418
I think you may be retarded or just autistic. Her reactions, feelings, and the things she says towards things are genuine. The only RP she does is stuff like saying she's 9925 years old or whatever. Occasionally she says she's from atlantis and has a shark tail. Beyond that, she isn't fake except for when she pretends to actually care about us.

>>58285427
Anon. Are you trying to say that the person knew about and friended him by random chance? Is that what you're implying?

>9/11
>Shark101 quiz
>A flotilla of USS Liberty
>A Shalom of Shark
>mentioning osama burial site in marinara trench

What did she mean by this chumbies

>>58285686
I'm saying there's still 0 proof of anyone friending anyone

>>58285686
No, that's not, what are you implying when you say they added each other?

absolute state of chumbuds

>>58285585
And since Gura doesn't even PRETEND to care about us anymore, an even higher proportion of the things she says is not fake.

>mfw it's literally just autists ego posting over who's better when none of it matters cause you'll forget what you even posted a day later anyway

>>58285706
roru schizo changed all the words said on stream just to make a jork bait

>>58285118
By shitting at retards here, they gave me strength to love gura

>>58285735
>>58285746
you're still trying, huh?
>>58285229

>>58285830
Please enlighten us on what you think two people adding each other on steam would mean.

Nigger what are you guys arguing everyday baka, bunch of mentally ill people

>>58285830
>cropped black text on a white background
listen, that's cute and all but I already checked myself and it wasn't there

>>58285830
>mentioning an already deleted post
Nice job, ban evading chama

265 posts of nothing new and shitpost
Unless you get some cctv of that couple dating then dont ever post anything here

This isn't even the first time this mental patient tried this routine with "totally real evidence" and was made a fool of every single time. Why are you even still trying, clown

You guys done?

I have irrefutable proof that Gura is currently posted in a nuclear capable submarine that is on high alert ready to launch a retaliory strike against Moscow and she has personally befriended Prigozhin on telegram, just trust me bros

So shark wife's new hairstyle is cute af.

>>58286104
I thought that anon have a proof that could lead to the arrest of hilla

Is Gura merely pretending being retarded and knows perfectly well what she's doing or actually retarded?

>>58286241
I would've given you a deeper insight on blue anime shark girls, but it involves breaking some local rules, so I'll just say "yes, she is actually socially retarded".

>>58286319
my precious retard wife

Goob morning, I love Gura the most!

the new cover is amazing, she works so hard for us bros

X trannies and kids are at it again, why can't they leave my wife alone and focus on regular anime lolis.

>deny the obvious
>get (You)s
>get multiple doxxfags banned
I'm the best shitposter ITT

>>58286875
I liked that she's actually well mixed for once, give me hope for how full color is going to sound in the recorded version

~4h until she announces tonight's stream

>>58287363
Oh hi, goobie!

>>58287363
In your dreams.

Do you think Gura likes bagels and lox?
How big do you think her shmear is?

I love her for real

Gura's new outfit is too obscene.

>>58287752
Me too. It hurts, right?

This summer season almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter.

>>58287831
Really? I think it's kind of plain complained to her previous outfits...

>>58287363
Sorry bud, but Gura definitely has "other plans". And no, not with you.

There's birds outside screaming and I'm fucking trying to sleep. Fuck you, you goddamn crows.

>>58287950
No.

>>58288067
Turn on your fan is my advice or go buy a cheap one if you don't have one.

>>58285894
why lie abut it if it's "not important and doesn't prove anything"?

>>58285927
>why yes, I am a newfag. what is 4chanx?

GTA 6 leaks are out now, do you think she will be larping that game for us? GTA 5 was one of her best series, please come back for GTA 6 you smelly Goobastinker

>>58288048
Yeah not with that anon but she will be spending her evening as my personal JC lolionahole

>>58286056
keep moving those goalposts. I'm sure it was random.
>>58285391

>>58288263
You already know who she's going to play it with, and it isn't us. Why even ask?

>>58288168
>mfw I have my fan going at full power providing white noise all of the time.

>>58288263
depends on radio perms, if it's a no then the best you could hope is a one-off

>Do you play Outlast trials?

>Yeah, but we exhausted that game over the Summer
>we exhausted
>we
>*deletes VOD*

Does it hurt being proven wrong again and again and again?

>>58288547
>"we" totally means "Gura and I!!!"
schizo please

>>58288547
Who cares dude (Hold up someone does Just you)
Gura is her own person and can do whatever the hell she wants to and nothing you can say or show proof of will ever make me stop watching and supercharging her and staying a member. Hell, I am a member for life so long as Gura still does YouTube.

>>58288547
Am i sad she didn't played it with us? Yes
Am i said that she played with someone else instead? No

Can't expect her to play 100% of her gametime with us, very unreasonable to expect her to not have a life outside of Holo

Oh look it's some schizo blasting away without any proof again. I think we are approaching prime time shitposting hours for subhuman pajeets so it is to be expected I guess, must suck living in a third world shithole

>>58288547
I bet you actually think this qualifies as proof

>>58288649
>>58288659
Then why did everyone insist there was no way she was playing it with friends even though she came back from ghosting us and was a pro at the game? If it doesn't matter, then why did you scream it wasn't true?

>Gura comes back with stream and cover
>Antis and cucky have one melty after the other
A tale as old as time

>>58288788
>If it doesn't matter, then why did you scream it wasn't true?
> Schizobud assuming /vt is one coherent identity and not 1000 people with various opinions

>>58288885
All me, I just have multiple personalities.

>>58288788
Most people play games on their own or with other people. If she enjoys the game she is going to play it on or off-stream I never said it was not true I told you that no one but yourself cares. Hell, I hope she is riding his dick right now cursing you the whole time.

>>58289005
Gura gets what Gura wants and if that is what she wants to do then I will support her 100% of the way.

Reps complete! Did cardio for the first time in months, a cute 8.5/10 sporty asian girl used the bike next to me and asked me if I was lost.
I asked her if she wanted me to move but then she said that she was teasing me because she had always seen me in the lifting platform.
Small talk ensued and we raced. This week is already starting out awesome.
I wish I could SC Gura to ask her how I could ask out a girl at the gym.

>playing uno with family
is there an annual family get together every august? I swear every single late august she was with her family

>>58289137
>blogposting in this absolute shithole
Pathetic

>>58289171
>nooooooooooo stop posting
you ok there anon?

>>58287015
I feel like the thread really came together to piss that guy off tonight, it was some good community bonding.

>>58289299
I just got home, did we get serb 2.0? Is it time to bring back the lamy posting?

stop posting

>>58289137
Good on you, I had some cute girls compliment me this past weekend but I'm saving myself for Gura.

>>58289137
Normalfag

>>58289463
I'll take it as a compliment, started taking reps seriously because of Gura.

It doesn't hurt knowing that someone else gets to spend more time with your "shark wife" than you do?
Are you being honest with yourself?

>>58289299
We did!

>>58289526
I don't think there are schizos worse than the ones found in /ggg/ holy fuck you are literally worse than the /x/ schizos

>>58289599
Not gonna answer the question, huh?
It's okay, I know it's painful. I like her too, you know.

>goes right back to ghosting
Kek

I want to ruin this student. T o T

Her new outfit is boring.

>>58289842
False, it's 100% peak cunny. T o T

>>58289705
u retarded?

>>58289842
I think individually they are weak but I really like all the options she got, still better than catshark at least

>>58289933
Most laziest outfit ever the fact gura gets away with not streaming really shows how much she gives a shit

>>58289137
I am proud of you repsbud

>>58290016
Ah I replied to a sister not a fellow cunnyseur. Oops my bad.

>>58290016
you sound pretty retarded

>>58290076
>>58290094
>ANTI RETARDED HURR DURR
YOU YES YOU ARE THE REASON GURA DOESN'T STREAM YOU ENABLE THIS BEHAVIOUR. YOU THINK SHE WILL KEEP THIS BEHAVIOUR IF SHE DOESN'T GET ANY MONEY WHEN I GO TO WORK I WORK OR MY BOSS FIRES ME

>>58290127
correction: retarded AND infantile

>>58290187
You are not denying what I'm saying you are just using ad hominems

Gura is my beacon of hope that single women like her actually still exist.

>>58290222
It's nice to be in europe where faggots from africa and india come to rape your women. I hope all those mudslims die a horrible death

>>58290217
you are a raging little manchild so why should anybody take you seriously?

>>58290296
>Still using ad hominems

>>58290222
This is why it's important what she does off-stream. You faggots who say it doesn't matter have no hope left in your hearts and don't understand the importance of idols.

>>58290326
>Still being a manchild

>>58290337
You still have not refuted my claims so what's the point of you insulting me? Absolute state of chumbuds

>>58290334
>I HAVE TO KNOW EVERYTIHNG SHE DOES IN HER PRIVATE LIFE
fuck off you disgusting creep

>>58290379
>redditor

>>58290364
Why should I refute your retarded schizo claims? Stop overestimating yourself you sad piece of pigshit

>>58290435
>getting triggered by a bot
>projecting
Sanest chumbud

>>58290222
Gura absolutely not single
Gura doesn't even exist, she is a fictional character, the person piloting the mech can be completely opposite of Guras personality
People like Gura doesn't exist, spend more than 1 hour with a woman and you will realize they are all insuffreble

>>58290398
>mentally ill stalker scum

>>58290379
not everything, obviously. Just one thing. It's important that she's honest about that one thing otherwise she is providing false hope by calling herself an idol and lying when she implies that she is dedicated to her fans.

>>58290478
Don't reply to him all chumbuds are manchildren I mean they are all filthy pedophiles that want to talk to women like they are little kids all women are whores and any man that does not know this fact is a cuck
>>58290503
>okay redditor

Alright. So this is all a fake ass fed puppet-show and there's a shitton of bloops. "Cover corp". What a joke. I noticed fairly early how ridiculous and sus that name was. So what happened to supermicroatomicrobotguy? Screw all this CIA/FBI bs. Fedfags. You are all gonna burn in hell and you all fucking know it. I'm done ignoring all the obvious bullshit and playing along. Screw all of you. Screw your Cicada3301 faggotry and fucking kill yourselves.

>>58290478
holy ESL

If Gura is lying then I have no hope for the future and no reason to live. I would never trust another woman..
I would probably do horrible things and then kill myself.

>>58290337
As he says on a basket weaving forum

>>58290529
please go back to /r9k/ you fatass pimple face virgin loser

>>58290641
>mentions virgin loser fatass /r9k/ in same sentence
Seething and projecting this hard literally go for a walk and realize how much of a pathetic retard you are

It actually is amazing how a single stream of hers sends schizos into overdrive

>>58290692
1 hour is not a stream it's a mandated stream there's a difference. She doesn't like to stream therefore she only stream out of spite fucking chumretard

>>58290686
hit a nerve huh?
kek

>>58290692
case in point >>58290731

This fucking awesome, it's like we have our own personal cartoon villain to generate entertainment for us.

>>58290731
>a stream is not a stream ok???
holy retard how do you even function IRL?

>>58290731
you're proving his point

Lemao the bot just keeps going. What a joke. Fucking morons. Looks pretty stupid.

>>58290794
it's honestly getting sad at this point

>>58290731
You're mostly correct in that she hates us and doesn't like streaming, but yesterday's stream was an hour because her cover song was premiering at 9:00 pm.

>>58290849
If you fuck Gawr until she's docile and blue is she Gura? If you fuck Gura and she turns red and angry is she Gawr?

None of us will ever be as close to her or get to play games with her or hang out with her the way that person does.
If that doesn't upset you, then you never loved her.

You fags better send the van with the faggots in black to come for me and make me disappear.

>>58290911
Irrelevant, she didn't cut the stream SHORT because the cover was premiering, she had to try to PAD her stream for over 30 minutes to try to extend it until the cover. If she didn't have a cover she would have cut the stream after 30 min.

>>58291014
Go to /pol/ if you want to get vanned anon or take the bait at /ehe/

>>58291005
Not everyone is a retarded delusional schitzo like you

Most of us are capable of diffentiate the artist from the art

>>58290478
>>58290379
>>58289005
Don't you have a dog-faced woman you need to attend to from your arranged marriage, muhammed?
Why are you still posting here this late?

>>58291077
Shut up faggot fed pussy I have figured it out, morons. Send them. I have no reason to go down quietly. That's not my style and you fucking know it.

I was in the mood to goom when my brain hit me with that you have not accomplished anything in your life, your youth is fading, and your chances of getting a cute wife are diminishing by the day.
Anyways how are the chumbies today?

>>58291146
>Why are you still posting here this late?
Late? It is 15:31 in central EU, retardchama

Since when has /ggg/ obfuscated cuckholdry as a means of defense for Gura? "Its okay for her to have a personal side hidden from chumbuds", you peo-things are disgusting as are your ethics.

I'm listening to all back on loop and my blain is melting

>>58291112
That's the most cucked thing I've ever read here. You're willing to fall in love with "Gura" the character, and you think that is somehow different than her roommate? The only reason you like Gura is because of her roommate, retard.
The character is literally just an avatar she uses to stream herself to us. It's a mask and nothing more. This isn't an anime or scripted show, you newfag moron.

Suit yourself trash.

>>58291275
We're being raided. It's pretty obvious. These aren't real fans of Gura.

>>58291275
>Its okay for her to have a personal side hidden from chumbuds
uuuh is that somehow controversial? specially because the spiciest thing people find is just a girl that plays videogames, horror and shock

>>58291291
Are you the only person who has missed her Bee PL? She has been acting her entire career dude

The only real one was her room tour and she was NOTHING like her virtual persona

>>58291182
Did some leg work today and about to do some CS homework. Been feeling happy and mellow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otUN-OdlpS8

>>58291355
Yeah, but it should be pointed out if not these retards will infiltrate and like communist scum behave as if they hold a majority "bolshevik" when in fact they are clearly a cancerous growth that must be excised.

>>58291275
I'm a burger but to me Gura has always just been a semen bucket. Yes, you can still a love a semen bucket so shove it.

>>58291388
pffft
What are you talking about?
She was literally the same exact person, even back then.
She's always been a girl that wants to entertain others and finally arrived at being an idol streamer because that's the best way for a woman to feel closer to her audience.

Schizos still arguing

>>58291005
>None of us will ever be as close to her or get to play games with her or hang out with her
that because you didn't did your reps, dudul did and look at where he got