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I could disappear from the face of the earth, and the world would go on moving without the slightest twinge. Things were tremendously complicated, to be sure, but one thing was clear: no one needed me.

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>> No.58266186
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58266186

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: TBA

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4oabHyDIlg
Latest Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXR9qKhd9Dc


Let Me Heal Til You're Done【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/live/ZCkCkQroTv8?si=rl8kvxYSNWmRvSMg&t=1655
A Non-Copyrighted Song【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/live/ZCkCkQroTv8?si=S7xycxkCgNtPyisc&t=327
Over the Garden Wall【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4ae7EbEzt0&t=654
Cooking for My Novelites【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSapW3nrbU&t=6687
Take My Tomato Soup【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSapW3nrbU&t=6081
Moldy Overdose【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xOyrgufb0M&t=5221
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
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>> No.58266198
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i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

>> No.58266298
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SHIORI CUTE

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SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE

>> No.58266315
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>> No.58266356
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I'm definitely feeling this quote hit me.

>> No.58266402
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Is passionate lust considered lovey-dovey by the cutebros? Or does passionate lust fall into the sexbros territory?
>There is no hand holding
>Your hands are exploring all over her body, caressing her breasts and her ass
>Her hands are held against your chest, on your shoulders, around your neck, around your back, digging her nails into you
>It doesn't end with just kissing on the lips, nor does it end with just gazing into each others eyes.
>You watch her body move along your cock, bouncing up and down, mesmerized by the sway of her breasts
>You kiss into her neck, you've left multiple hickeys dotting her neck, shoulder and even her breast
>You leave teeth marks in her forearm, not deep enough to draw blood, but deep enough to leave a mark
>She's done the same to you, but her clumsiness made your shoulder begin to bleed a little
>There are more positions than just missionary, against a wall, held so close your bodies may as well be glued to each other, from behind while caressing her
>Kissing into her neck, sitting up while she moves for you, telling you: "Just relax, let me handle it." and letting out soft cute moans as she moves and as you kiss her neck.

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I love my Netflix-watching goth GF.

>> No.58266594 [DELETED] 
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Is fapping to rl nudes of shiori ok? I'm really conflicted about this. what would you do in my case?

>> No.58266682

>>58266223
lamy has the best rape art and doujins

>> No.58266739
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>>58266682

>> No.58266791
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>> No.58266900

I want to leave filled-out divorce papers on the living room table and see Shiori's reaction (as a prank).

>> No.58266929

>>58266791
Her eyes certainly are a key feature of hers that I love.

>> No.58266971

Why are sexbros like this?

>> No.58266991
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Pagely reminder that Shiori~n is very cute, especially when showing up to support her genmates and coworkers.

>> No.58267077

>>58266900
get ready to have your dick cut off and kept as a keepsake

>> No.58267079

>>58266186
All those songs... cute!

>> No.58267091

>>58266991
why does bijou look like the rock

>> No.58267109
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>>58266739
Shiori is next.

>> No.58267117
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Cute night Novelites~

>> No.58267151

>>58267117
Have a cute night anon.
Sleep well.

>> No.58267280

>>58266315
>>58266791
Thank you, these have been added accordingly.

>> No.58267371
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>>58265988

>as soon as the word "divorce" leaves your lips, Shiori forcefully grabs you by the collar and shoves you against the wall
>"Shi-"
>you look into her eyes and notice they've lost their usual shine and brightness
>as you struggle to breathe for air she takes the opportunity of your opened mouth to shove a pair of scissors there, threatening to cut your tongue
>her normally sweet expression contorts into a twisted visage as her pupils dilate
>she cackles maniacally as tears fall from her face
>"Anon-kun, you're such a joker! What're you saying?"
>you start sweating profusely as you feel the pressure of the absurdly sharp scissors threatening to snip your tongue in half
>she continues her rant as she moves her forearm against your throat and continuing to pin you against the wall
>"Oh, I get it! You must've caught a cold. Don't you worry darling, I'll be sure to take care of you. After all, our bond is eternal, and we swore to be together 'til DEATH do us part~"
>upon saying death, her eyes narrow like a predator locking onto its prey
>"You wouldn't want to break a promise, would you?"
>you shake your head, and satisfied with your response she loosens her grip and removes the scissors from your mouth
>you can taste a bit of blood
>she releases you and as you catch your breath and look at her, her manic face is now replaced with her usual ditzy and friendly expression
>"Now that we have that aside Anon-kun, go and wash up. It's time for dinner, and this time I made your favorite meal!"
>you quietly nod in understanding as you head to the bathroom and shut the door
>you can clearly see her shadow looming from beneath the door, waiting for you
>you wash your face and mouth and reflect on your circumstances as you look into the mirror
>you hope to God she didn't use spoiled milk and moldy bread for dinner again

>> No.58267463
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Shiorin will lactate Noel's beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

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58267477

>>58267091

>> No.58267679

>>58267371
hot

>> No.58267876

>>58266315
she'll never say this again...

>> No.58268003

>check in on Mumei
>she is still drawing biboo an hour and a half later, not even close to finished

Don't know what I expected desu kek, she always took hours to draw each one in the past.

>> No.58268020
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ONE. PIECE. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE.

>> No.58268046

>>58267371
I wish that were me.

>> No.58268050

>>58266594
Begone

>> No.58268083 [DELETED] 

>>58266971
Because I have too much power on my hands and I don't want it. I don't know what to do anymore. Forbidden Knowledge is a curse.
The only one than can help me destroy them, is holocorp. But I fear they take measures again Shiori.
I'm about to go insane about this fucking thing
pls don't bann me

>> No.58268092

>>58266739
link

>> No.58268136

>>58266971
Sex bros suffer from extreme cute aggression.

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>>58267091
>>58267477

>> No.58268324

>>58268083
>hmm, how do I get rid of doxxfaggotry?
>I know, I'll vaguepost about it on 4chan!
I hope your village gets range banned.

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>> No.58268391

>>58268136
Ngl, but I often get the urge to fucking destroy and crush cute things. IDK what causes this illness in my head. Sometimes I see a puppy and think, "I can end its life so easily if I just stomp on it."

>> No.58268405

>>58268083
Since you're getting banned regardless, may as well repost it.

>> No.58268443

>>58268391
It's in our nature, look at all the Yukkuri abuse.

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>> No.58268501

>>58268391
You should probably get some kind of help.

>> No.58268508

>>58268391
I kinda agree but the puppy metaphor was Ow the edge

>> No.58268572

>>58268391
I remember my edgy phase too!

>> No.58268589
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Im done with a song but catbox is being a faggot

>> No.58268619 [DELETED] 

>>58268405
No, I love Shiori. I dont want to destroy her life.
I want to protect her, But I dont know if I can.
pls dont bann me, Im not giving any clues, mr janitorelite

>> No.58268622
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>>58268020
I'm enjoying it so far

>> No.58268669

>>58268391
I only feel this for domestic felines. C*t hate, fucking vermin.

>> No.58268761

>>58268589
Yeah, it's truly been awful as of late.
I just try it every now and again and if its still fucked, can't be helped.

>> No.58268779

>>58268669
Shiori would genuinely hate you.

>> No.58268810
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>cute"bros" are unironic schizophrenics who sperg out over the smallest perceived issues
>sex"bros" are brown doxxfag subhumans with severe cute aggression
Just burn this place to the ground.

>> No.58268836

>>58268669
r*ffian detected

>> No.58268843 [DELETED] 

>>58268619
>>58268405
I can confirm you, that it was never posted on here. Its "well secured" out of /vt/. But I don't know if I'm the only one that know, maybe it is the case. The weight of the truth its insane.

>> No.58268849

>>58268589
can you just upload sounds directly to vocaroo or is it only for recording?

>> No.58268894

>>58268849
no clue honestly

>> No.58268909
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>>58268810
Feels good to be a Coolbro

>> No.58268921

I see it's Jakarta hours.

>> No.58268937

>>58268843
what are you eferring to? spit it out.

>> No.58268963

>>58268810
I'm a sexbro whose whiter than freshly fallen snow, please don't group me together with one retard posting from his favela

>> No.58268965

>>58268810
I am now starting passionate bros based on >>58266402

>> No.58268974

>>58268836
This is why Wuffians can't be trusted.

>> No.58268983
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>>58268810
I'm a cutesexbro that just posts drawings depending on the mood. Day 1 Novelites that didn't get filtered are the only true fans.

>> No.58269005

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>> No.58269017

>>58268619
You aren't helping either at all with your vague post. Fuck off and go back from you came from.

>> No.58269027

The only way forward is cutesex.

>> No.58269103

>>58268810
Yup, It is SEA time!

>> No.58269115

https://youtu.be/O5KQ-BWsD7E

>> No.58269210
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AI anon here. Ok so this one took me a while longer than id have hoped, however I think the extra time I put into it really paid off. I hope you guys like it.
https://files.catbox.moe/1osms7.mp3

I need to work on uploading these somewhere else(probably youtube) so i dont have to worry about catbox anymore and theyre all in a centralized, easy to access location.

>> No.58269213

Don't interact with the sea monkey. He was claiming the same shit and more on the sisters website without any evidence. Even the doxshitters there didn't believe him and told him to fuck off.

>> No.58269218
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>>58268810
The cutebros and the sexbros have both lost themselves to madness and must be put down by the righteous Novelknights, the ones who are truly loyal to Shiorin.

>> No.58269283

>>58269218
I will be the last Novelknight.

>> No.58269450

>>58269218
>Novelknight with a artorias-like design
Praise Shiori~n

>> No.58269508

>>58269210
I hate to be that guy, but do you still have the link to the Kiss Me cover? That was one of my favorite songs growing up and I wanted to hear "Shiori" singing it again.

>> No.58269536

>>58269450
She can have my soul, and I will wander into the abyss to protect her.

>> No.58269582

>the cutebros and sexbros who have been here since the beginning are being couped by the new wave of fans
This won't actually happen, will it?

>> No.58269603

>>58269508
https://files.catbox.moe/mj9py7.wav
I have all of them still,and they should all be in the rentry from the anchor

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>>58269210
based as always friend, thanks for satisfying my request

>>58269508
it's in the rentry

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It's time to execute the ones who have fallen from grace, the sex bros and cute bros have gone too far and strayed from the Goddesses teachings.
They no longer feel the love of the Goddess.
Please Goddess, allow me to administer judgement, they did not mean it, they do not know any better, do not reject them as they are sent to you in Heaven.
I shall be the Knight that is stricken from history, to uphold justice so that the Goddess may live peacefully while her enemies perish before me.

>> No.58269721

>>58269450
Wait, what does that make Pages?

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>>58269656
When I raise my sword at the necks of Shiori's enemies, so I wish that those poor sinners will receive eternal life and be blessed by our Goth Goddess

>> No.58269775

I HATE THE DEMIURGE

>> No.58269833

>>58269761
Praise be to Shisus.

>> No.58269907

What's up with the SEAposters tonight?

>> No.58269953

>>58269721
Ciaran

>> No.58269994

>>58269907
Same as every night, baiting, vagueposting and getting cleaned by the meidos

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>>58269644
Ill post this little "behind the scenes" bit mostly because it is interesting to hear the difference.
More or less from 3:20-3:40~ I had to manually reconstruct that entier part because this is what it originally sounded like.
https://files.catbox.moe/fbyu40.mp3
it was pretty rough haha.

>> No.58270158
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I hate myself and the direction my life is going but I have no idea how to stop it

>> No.58270176

>>58269907
They found a weird new way to try and create little civil wars within the general. Expect this to be their new thing until they need to pick new banana leaves as bedding and we get a few hours off.

>> No.58270249

I will NOT do my reps

I will NOT report

I will NOT ignore bait

and you WILL like it

>> No.58270279

>>58269953
Damn it's been a decade since I played Dark Souls 1.. Maybe I should replay it again.

>> No.58270297
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Remember the teachings of the Goddess everyone, report and ignore the heretics.
Good Knights shall be rewarded. Heretics shall be shunned and swiftly dealt with.
Amen.

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>>58270249
This is my favorite Etilevon

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>>58270249
Don't do your reps!
Sit on your ass all day!
Treat every other Novelite like shit!
Starve yourself!
Burn every book you can!
Give into all your worst impulses!

>> No.58270505

>>58269907
Their usual site has been barren for a while so they've resorted to literally just making shit up here. Once that gets old they'll probably latch onto the smallest shit and try to make a big deal out of it

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>>58270099
man, that kinda brings me back to when i first fucked around with vocaloid

i'm glad you were able to make it work though, and now i have one more song to add to my collection, so thanks again

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>>58264322

>> No.58270606
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Threads are always shit at this time. Goodnight Novelites and bad night Goddessposters.

>> No.58270627
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Does anyone have a free video editor recommendation? I jus twant to make simple videos that i can upload to youtube.

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for me? its chuunibros

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>>58270627
Just pirate Premiere Pro.

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>>58270642
If you're not a cutebro, sexbro, or cutesexbro, you aren't welcome here.

>> No.58270724
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>>58270642
How chuuni are we talking?

>> No.58270756

>>58270708
We genuinely need to gatekeep harder to keep the actual RPers out of here.

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>> No.58270834

>>58270606
Goodnight anon, I hope your dreams are peaceful.

>> No.58270882

>>58270627
https://www.blackmagicdesign.com/products/davinciresolve

>> No.58270960

>>58270882
with a name like that i almost thought this link was going to put a curse on me. Ty anon

>> No.58270988
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https://streamable.com/xgss5d

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>>58270642
SHIORI I HAVE NO CLUE IF YOU'RE HERE OR NOT BUT I WANT YOU TO HAVE A CUTE GOTHIC LOLITA MODEL AND THIS POSTER MENTIONING CHUUNIBYOU REMINDED ME OF IT

>> No.58271049
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>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

>> No.58271094

>You now picture Shiori with a white eye patch, holding her hand over her exposed eye, her other hand extended towards you and the words. "Join me my Knight!"

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>the cutebros do exactly what the anon said and sperg out over a slight perceived issue
Honestly pretty funny

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58271134

>>58271049
Sorry, fella but she prefers Griffith

>> No.58271222

>>58271134
I would sacrifice every single one of you for Shiori.

>> No.58271353

>>58271222
Same but including myself.

>> No.58271359

>>58271222
Same desu

>> No.58271373
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>>58271125
Cutebros have always had a history of flipping shit and calling people sexniggers while sexbros just chilled and would sometimes banter. I'm a cutesex bro, so I just want everybody to get along and adding more factions will only cause problems.

>> No.58271392

>>58271134
Shiori self inserts as casca

>> No.58271500
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58271500

Being ausbro is suffering, shiori streams while we are waging and then we get home to prime brown subhuman hours

>> No.58271523
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58271523

I will remain loyal to Shiori, no matter what obstacles I need to overcome or what hells I have to deal with.

>> No.58271532
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>>58271094
i will follow big shiori~n to the ends of the earth. my gun and my life is hers and for her only. i would raze other countries if she asked me to with no hesitation. we are all her diamonds, cutebros, sexbros, chuunibros, pages, and novelknights alike. we're all her novelites

>> No.58271541
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58271541

>>58271392
Now I definitely want to be Griffith.

>> No.58271561
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>>58271500
This was all part of his plan.

>> No.58271577
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>>58271373
No we must continue adding new factions until it all splinters apart into the warring states of Shiori Novella. We'll fight bitterly from our camps until the chosen Novelknight appears to reunify the general under a single banner to protect our shores from the barbarian hordes of SEAposters.

>> No.58271582

>>58271500
I feel that man, I feel that.

>> No.58271611

SHIORI AND THE KINGDOM OF THE ANTHILL

After the bizarre yet sweet story of the dandelion that is being recorded into the “strange book”, Shiori began to find the purpose of her encounter with it. She believes a certain mother nature could lift an answer she needs but, since the “strange book” didn’t give an ominous aura or bad phenomenon that could endanger her life, then Shiori decided to keep observing what the “voice of the earth” would speak to her again.
Afternoon in a warm Sunday, Shiori enjoys her tea time while writing a story about her favorite character. The smells of herbal tea are overflowing and the tea is pretty clear and sparkles in a bluish tulips pattern on the tea, accompanied with shioreo’s biscuit that has a dark chocolate slightly bitter biscuit with a white cream filling in between which give a balance of bitter sweet profile.
Without her knowledge a line of ants below the coffee table observing shioreo’s from afar, they never take a break to gather food into their nest although winter is still far. They hope for a crumb to fall but Shiori rarely touches her shioreo’s, and the ants become anxious because they have a routine to follow.
“let’s take a bit and bite then leave”
“let’s take a bit and bite then go”
“let’s take a bit and bite then we home”
“stealing is a sin”
“killing us is murder”
“we’re the ants and that is how we go”
All hands obeyed and they will climb the table but, without their knowing the girl who could listen to the “voice of the earth” does understand their mischievousness. Shiori takes one shioreo and puts it under the table, with doubts the ants were unsure why this could happen.
“this is a bliss this is a curse”
“we don’t know which one”
“act of kindness or tomfoolery”
“but we should be merry”
“for us could repent the prophecy”
Doubts were lifted among them and they started dismantling shioreo just to leave the bitter parts that they dislike and brought the cream filling by pieces into their kingdom by the king in order to save his people from the upcoming great flood that he witnessed from his father's dream.

>> No.58271639
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58271639

>>58271561
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>> No.58271655

>>58271561
God I miss Sigourney so badly.

>> No.58271677

>>58271500
Same fellow Aus bro. I'm just lucky my lunch break falls exactly at 12pm when her usual timeslot starts.

>> No.58271676

>>58271639
If only he knew what things would devolve into...

>> No.58271732

>>58271677
There really are two of you...

>> No.58271745

>>58271676
Would you take him back?

>> No.58271799

>>58271745
Mootykins, come back, I'll use Canv.as

>> No.58271889
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58271889

>>58269721
>>58269721
An artist depiction of novelitrs and pages fighting off normies/kiarafans.

>> No.58271911
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lol nice oshi idiots

>> No.58271961
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58271961

>>58271889
>HOOOOLDD THE LINE MEN
>everybody fights, nobody quits

>> No.58272009
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58272009

>>58270474
n-no

I will do my reps!
I will work today!
I will respect other Novelites and Advent as whole with gentle care and affection!
I will eat three healthy meals!
I will read today as well!
I will become better version of myself!

>> No.58272086
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>>58271911
MOOT. TAKE THE SITE BACK AND PERMANENTLY RANGEBAN SEA AND RUSSIA.

>> No.58272104

>>58269218
But my fellow Novelknights, I practiced the art of cutesex. I did not stray away from the path!

>> No.58272118
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58272118

>>58271911
At least post his other costume.

>> No.58272167
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58272167

>>58271961
>WATCH ME RIDE THIS HUGE BIRD
>savethepeasanta.jpg

>> No.58272174

>>58271889
>kiarafans
This isn't /ope/
>>58272086
holy fuck I have a burning need to destroy Lamy sexually

>> No.58272228

>>58271500
>>58271677
>brown monkey larping as whaito
>keks

>> No.58272236

>>58272174
Yeah no kiara fans, thankfully. People doesnt seem to bother us. Excellent.

>> No.58272242
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58272242

>>58272086
What did I ever do? The worst I've done in these threads was posting cringe.

>> No.58272301

>>58272236
The only issue with kiarafans is that eggs follow them wherever they go almost like they are the same entity and so you basically guarantee a thread going to shit when aggro gets pulled.

>> No.58272305

>>58271911
Who would he oshi?

>> No.58272313
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58272313

>>58272242
I'm sorry Ivan Nguyen, but Shiori is the only one in the world allowed to post cringe. It's time to say your goodbyes before the Moomzard casts her final spell on you.

>> No.58272369

>>58272305
He proposed to Asakawa Yuu once, so probably her.

>> No.58272377

>>58272305
I would guess Ame, but it's hard to say.

>> No.58272385
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58272385

>>58272305
Gura

>> No.58272395
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58272395

>>58269721
>what does that make Pages?
Shouta Squire serving the Novelknights.

>> No.58272490

S-shiorin?

>> No.58272567
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58272567

>>58272313
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
Seriously though, watching YT through VPN to be able to member is bad enough. If I get banned from 4chinz I might finally lift my ass and move to Kyrgyzstan or something.

>> No.58272609

>>58272395
....so grooming practice ?

>> No.58272663

>>58272567
are there any cute goths where you live?

>> No.58272666

hello
This thread is pretty bad, cringe and not very /vt/ related
bye

>> No.58272734

>>58272663
Not exactly goth, but they call them mid alt in the current year.

>> No.58272747
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58272747

Damn I left for like an hour and the Jakartans really did wake up
Goodnight Novelights

>> No.58272754
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58272754

Shiorin my beloved wife

>> No.58272790

>>58272747
Goodnight anon, sweet dreams to you.

>> No.58272857

>>58272747
sleep and never wake up flip

>> No.58272952

thread will civilized again when all the burger awake, and the monkey sleep.

>> No.58272991
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58272991

>>58272609
Kinda...?

>> No.58273123

>>58272747
GET NIGHTMARES GET NIGHTMARES GET NIGHTMARES GET NIGHTMARES GET NIGHTMARES GET NIGHTMARES GET NIGHTMARES GET NIGHTMARES

>> No.58273154

>>58272747
I like your rhymes

>> No.58273161

>>58272609
Yes grooming but not the discord kind

>> No.58273241
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58273241

I'm so glad that I share a split with so many chill people. I'm happy to call myself a Novelite!
Now that I have you trapped, everyone who reads this message will suffer 10 years of nightmares where Shiori breaks up with you and fucks Dimitri.

>> No.58273255

>>58272395
Shiori love twink boys but does she like shota ???

>> No.58273347
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58273347

>>58273241
Watch yourself, Beeorin

>> No.58273354

>>58273255
Is the shota handsome and edgy?

>> No.58273379

>>58273241
Cutebros and sexbros, please take care of Shiobees before continuing your feud

>> No.58273395
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58273395

>>58273347
Yo wtf

>> No.58273423

r/ing first person pov greentext of Shiorin pissing down your throat

>> No.58273464

I knew Beeorin couldn't be trusted.

>> No.58273493
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58273493

So wizards are the anti?

>> No.58273496

beeorin deserves amebee correction

>> No.58273570

>>58273493
We already knew this
Anyone who's actually mad about Shiori or her history is actually unhinged, she's done literally nothing wrong and knowing about her has only served to activate my saviorfagging neurons

>> No.58273610

>>58273354
>Is the shota handsome and edgy?
if I answer yes and you will have a same answer.
then shiori just another shotacon like dancho.

>> No.58273641

>>58271125
that image makes me feel funny...

>> No.58273766
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>> No.58273795
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>>58273493
Of course not

>> No.58273851

>>58273795
I can't wait for Halloween.

>> No.58273922
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58273922

Watching Mumei drawingstream, Nerissa and Biboo is in it too. They are talking about fruitflies in Mumeis place.
>"I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY COME FROM!" - Mumei
>Imagining Shiori releasing one fruitfly at a time into Mumeis apartment.

>> No.58273976

>>58273795
That's a witch anon.

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58274007

you are dead

>> No.58274040

>>58273922
Realistically, Shiori is probably infested with them with how much rotten and moldy food is in her kitchen.

>> No.58274053

Imagine, if you will, Shiori getting completely naked

>> No.58274099

>>58274053
This is ridiculous, she's a nevernude and bathes in her clothes.

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>> No.58274284

>>58274040
thefuckdidyousayaboutoourcleanandhealthyprincessyoufuckingmuckslurpingcumfaggotIwilltakeyourmotheroutonalovelydinnerandhaveajoyfullevening
AND NEVER CALL HER BACK!.

>> No.58274397

I give this thread, this fanbase until the end of the month until it implodes under the weight of its own autism.

>> No.58274451

>>58274397
2 more weeks

>> No.58274498

>>58274451
lookign forward to imploding with you guys so we can reach a novelite singularity

>> No.58274503
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58274503

>>58235491
Kill yourself.

>> No.58274689

>>58274397
This thread is nothing compared to /infinity/. You think the autism here is bad, kronii's general will knock your socks off, especially in its prime.

>> No.58274766

>>58273922
Nerissa came back? FWMC already left?

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58274782

>>58274397
Same poster? I kept this one for September 30th btw

>> No.58274793

>>58274503
>cross-posting something from 10 millions hours ago?

>> No.58274820

>>58274689
/∞/ is basically dead now.

>> No.58274848

>>58274793
it only makes it more embarrassing to point it out, let me be cringe without a (You)

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58274883

>>58274793
>>58274848
You're both cringe now.

>> No.58274888

>j
>*
>u
Were there any Shiori activities during the night? Was she in Nerissa's stream and do I REALLY need to watch it?

>> No.58274911
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58274911

>>58274883
nyooooo

>> No.58274916
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58274916

Shiori is cute!

>> No.58274938

>>58274888
Good morning. Yes, yes, and yes.

>> No.58274939
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58274939

God damn Wizards and dumb novelknights falling for their trickery.

>> No.58274941
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58274941

My ab(singular) hurts.

>> No.58274945

>>58274848
>let me
let him* sorry it's getting late, I live in the western hemisphere I swear

>> No.58274947

>>58274888
Yes, she spoke a lot. She was basically there the whole time, and the in Mumei's drawing stream for like 5 minutes.

>> No.58275001

Shiori loves people who are cringe as long as they are twink

>> No.58275024

Ririka just wants to talk to chat too...

>> No.58275028

>>58274888
I forgot about that.
>>58274938
>>58274947

thank you

>> No.58275048

Reminder that Shiori will accept you and your flaws, but she will still judge you.

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58275066

>>58275024
She's even looking down at chat. Cute.

>> No.58275088

>>58275048
She shouldn't accept me. Put me down, Shiori.

>> No.58275100

>>58275048
She is literally me.

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>>58275001
Why can't I be a muscular cringelord?

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>>58274397
When we prove you wrong we are going to run a train on you just like nerissa.

>> No.58275160

>>58275066
I like her, from what I've seen, she's cute, genki, and nice. Shiori's still number 1 though.

>> No.58275167

>>58274689
That's what happens when you let your thread go full coom. That is the end result if sexbros take over. There must be balance. Black and white. Oreo.

>> No.58275251

>>58275160
I likely won't redo my top ten checker until they're a couple weeks in, but I really like her and Raden. Hajime is also very cute.

>> No.58275300
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58275300

God is real and He will destroy you.

>> No.58275312

>>58275251
I haven't had a chance to check out the others but I'll give them a shot. Before Advent, I stopped watching Holo around the Myth debuts so this is a nice way to jump back in.

>> No.58275327

And a skibidi toilet to you too, fellow zoomer.

>> No.58275370

>>58275312
I pretty much only watched JP until Council because I really liked Mumei and ended up liking Fauna too, but only casually watched them. Now I'm sold on Shiori and Biboo. Never cared that much for Myth, but I do like some Ina from time to time.

>> No.58275381

>>58275300
>God is real and He will destroy you.
What if my version of god comes from a weird masonic "Christian" cult that may or may not has rape me on the past?

>> No.58275386

>>58274820
In its hay day though it was an autism beyond autism (t. former kronie)

>> No.58275480

>>58275386
Yes. I did some writefagging.

>> No.58275631

>>58275370
Are you me?

>> No.58275667
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58275667

>>58275631
I am everyone in this thread except for the SEA inhabitants.

>> No.58275848

>>58275667
shiori is sea

>> No.58275888

>>58275848
Yeah, seeing me.

>> No.58275941

>>58275848
Still no proof.

>> No.58275966

>>58275848
Yeah, adriatic sea

>> No.58276007
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58276007

Since Shiori likes twinky feminine men that she can abuse, it's time to see if (you) are truly worthy of her, Novelites. https://www.idrlabs.com/gender/test.php

>> No.58276019

>>58275848
seaing my cock before it enters her mouth

>> No.58276027

if shiori saw how you niggas talk to me she would spit in your faces and hate you

>> No.58276102

>>58276027
shut the fuck up dimitri

>> No.58276104

>>58276027
greentext shiori doing this while you jerk off?

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>>58276007
Am I twink enough for Shiori~n?

>> No.58276136

>>58276007
>percentages
you're either male or female

>> No.58276180

>>58276136
It's a personality test, don't be so scared of things. Shiori doesn't like cowards.

>> No.58276185

>>58276007
I'm ENTP

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>>58276027

>> No.58276205

>>58273241
I am literally a string of characters that sends her $ on occasion, she would not notice if I stopped being a fan. I am not her boyfriend.

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58276219

>>58276007
Welp

>> No.58276235

>>58276219
dress.png

>> No.58276251
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58276251

>>58276180
guess I don't exist then

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>>58276007
I wasn't expecting this...

>> No.58276267

>>58276007
50% - male
53% - female
I also would like to preface that I don't like this sort of studies that reeks of gender studies and just consider you are either male or female, being sentimental doesn't make you any less of a man and being analytical doesn't make you less of a woman

>> No.58276283

>>58276259
Nice

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58276299

>>58276259
>>58276219
>>58276267
Little girly novelights...

>> No.58276307

>>58276267
It's just a test for fun, lighten up.

>> No.58276329

>>58276307
No, I am being emotional (female)

>> No.58276339

>>58276205
Based, but do you really think she wouldn't notice you being gone?

>> No.58276354

>>58276259
>>58276219
>>58276267
Now prove you're not saplings.

>> No.58276359

>>58276339
She wouldn't.
There's another few thousand people there to fill the gap where I was.

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>>58276007
I'm true to myself to fault be abused, probably because of my high t count

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58276383

>>58276007
Oh nyo.

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58276417

>>58276354

>> No.58276438
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58276438

>>58276007
It's Shioriover...

>> No.58276443

>>58276377
to a fault to be abused*

>> No.58276479

So did mumei ever end up drawing shiori?

>> No.58276491
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58276491

>>58276007
What happens if both get maxed out?

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58276506

>>58276219
>>58276259
>>58276383

>> No.58276512
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58276512

>>58276354
I can't 17-44

>> No.58276532
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>>58276377
hmmm

>> No.58276546
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>>58276007

>> No.58276547

>>58276479
Last I saw she only did Biboo and FWMC, has an idea for Shiori and no idea for Nerissa. She was working slower since Biboo was in VC the entire time and Nerissa popped in and out.

>> No.58276586
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>>58276007
Wear the fucking dress

>> No.58276621

>>58276586
You have been banned from Shiori's channel.

>> No.58276626
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>> No.58276644

>>58276586
You cheated, nobody who's on /vt/ isn't at least 10% feminine

>> No.58276682

>>58276626
A shame the nude version is locked down.

>> No.58276687

>>58276339
I've sent her like $20 so far and she's only read a handful of my messages, I highly doubt it when she has hundreds of people chatting at any given time.

>> No.58276727

>>58276682
Just use AI

>> No.58276759

>>58276359
There are at most 70 regular paypigs. That's not that many. I think I'm going to test your hypotheses in November. I wonder if she'll recognise I wasn't there for an extended period.

>> No.58276761

>>58276727
NTA but AI never looks as good.

>> No.58276783

>>58276761
It's probably the same schizo that calls everything AI.

>> No.58276808

>>58276761
No I mean you can probably do a fill-in on the regular image, I suspect it'd replicate the style passably

>>58276783
Rude.

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>>58276007
holy fuck

>> No.58276835

>>58276811
LONDON

>> No.58276842

>>58276811
The head sapling is ITT....

>> No.58276862

>>58276811
Please don't swear. That's a masculine trait.

>> No.58276868

>>58276842
It's literally just Fauna herself.

>> No.58276873

>>58275848
Yeah, seeing my DICK

>> No.58276887

>>58276811
Sapling prime...

>> No.58276901

>>58276811
Bend over

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>>58276811
What a nice score!

>> No.58276937

>>58276586
>>58276811
Now kiss

>> No.58276952

>>58276682
This has a nude version? I have never seen Deyui draw nude

>> No.58276989
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>>58276727
Better than expected, all things considered.

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>>58276007
uuuuuu.....

>> No.58277025

>>58276952
https://kemono.party/patreon/user/12733350/post/88038108
Yes, locked behind DMs.

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>>58277011
>>58276811
>>58276546
>>58276383
>>58276259
>>58276219
Faggots

>> No.58277094
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58277094

Reminder that Shiori~n likes twink bodies, but masculine personalities.

>> No.58277110

>>58277094
Sapelites BTFO

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>>58276007
Will she love me still for putting double thumbs down on jealous?

>> No.58277142

>>58277094
That's literally nobody ITT and everybody who replies to your post or mine saying that it's them is lying.

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Reminder that I like Amazonian bodies with feminine personalities.

>> No.58277185

>>58276007
This a fucking propaganda bs site trying to femenize men as usual, fuck off with this shit, might as well say all introverts need to wear dresses and cut it off and become an extroverter's wife.

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>>58277094
>lanklet body with a histrionic schizo personality.
It's shiover

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>>58277185
Your results leaned feminine, didn't they sissylite?

>> No.58277236

>>58277185
Even ESLs can be feminine.

>> No.58277239

>>58277094
That's me and I'm not lying.

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>>58276586

>> No.58277257

>>58277025
man, this guy changed so much compared to when he was at /a/

>> No.58277270
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It seems all the great men in history liked to dress in girl clothes and stick things up their asses. Like Ted Kaczynski. So no need to feel down, femmelites.

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>>58277094
I am not trying to be her ideal man and I am secure in being me.

>> No.58277281

Why are novelites so feminine...

>> No.58277311

>>58277270
Go to bed, Fauna.

>> No.58277338

This explains why the threads get why they get at page 10.

>> No.58277341

>>58277280
Shiori just wants you to be happy.

>> No.58277355

>>58277281
being a novelite means twinkmaxxing

>> No.58277361

>>58277280
Same, and no I won't put on the dress

>> No.58277363

>>58277280
Based.

>>58277281
This is a thread full of people that are reading classics and talk about otome games. What did you expect?

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>>58277341
Well we can't always get what we want.

>> No.58277394

Alright, how many of you put thumbs or double thumbs up at jealous? Can almost guarantee that's what spikes up the feminine side.

>> No.58277400
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Look down, Novelites... You've been wearing the dress all along.

>> No.58277418

>>58277363
>women
>reading
Yeah reading what? Fashion magazines? lol

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I think it's time to TDump about the moment you got groped in the ass by your uncle when you were a child, femmelite

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>>58277280
Bruh we are not even 2D, we all failed under Shiori's eyes.

>> No.58277464

>>58277394
I put double thumbs down and still leaned F
>>58277418
Remember that retarded "gender studies experts" came up with this test. By no means should it be taken seriously

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If pre-timeskip Dimitri looks like this, then what does timeskip shirtless Dimitri look like? How do Novelites compete?

>> No.58277473

>>58277418
You've never actually talked to a woman before, have you?

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Reminder that you will never meet Shiori's absurd standards for men.

>> No.58277497

>>58277394
The last time I felt jealous I was probably 10, I learned self-hate pretty early on so when someone had something I didn't but wanted, I assumed it's because there's something wrong with me and that I should kill myself

>> No.58277507

>>58277479
It's okay, she would likely never meet my absurd standards for women either.

>> No.58277523
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It's funny how a joke test is making some anons seethe about gender studies. Shiori wouldn't like freaks who get this upset over something that doesn't matter.

>> No.58277555

>>58277523
Nobody's genuinely seething THOUGH? People either call it stupid or poke fun at it. Are you applying any deeper meaning to these posts for some reason?

>> No.58277558

>>58277479
Yeah we are not even 2D.

>> No.58277566

>>58277523
No reason to seethe anymore than your standard buzzfeed test

>> No.58277577

>>58277479
Are they even absurd though other than being 2d?
Just be kind, have no facial hair or be balding, if you're bad or mean, have a redeemable part of you, be smart enough to take care of her and if you're a depressed sack of shit, actually be fixable and don't constantly deny everything.

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>>58277523
We all know the only thing that matters here is (You)s. And I have 20 of them for whoever can bring me the goth woman, Shiori Novella.

>> No.58277601

>>58277523
I'm Libra.

>> No.58277603

Twinkmaxing means consuming soi milk daily

>> No.58277612

>>58277577
Don't forget a small plank.

>> No.58277631
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ESL hours really are something.

>> No.58277674

>>58277497
Same insofar as self hatred, but that just moved the jealousy to be "why couldn't I have just been born attractive/not autistic/just fucking normal like [other person]"

>> No.58277681

>>58277577
Also forgot, perfect grammar.
>>58277612
So basically, just be Asian.
Sorry ESL's. You don't count unless you step up on your grammar reps.

>> No.58277686

>>58277631
Yeah, they can't parse lightheartedness from context

>> No.58277707
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These disgusting page boy and their twintmaxing.

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>>58277681
>ESL's

>> No.58277733

Shiori have Cats, but she ever say something about Dogs?

>> No.58277740

>>58277720
Never said I was perfect.

>> No.58277752

>>58277733
She used to own a dog named Max, mentioned in the SoS stream.

>> No.58277767

>>58277733
Did you not watch the last stream?

>> No.58277775

>>58277752
oh nice! I wonder what breed she have.

>> No.58277779
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i absolutely love my low-res wife

>> No.58277794

>>58277775
Had. She remembered her dog and it made her sad.

>> No.58277796

>>58277779
RAPE

>> No.58277807 [SPOILER] 
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>>58277733
She loves her two pets

>> No.58277808

>>58277767
Not the last one. Im just coming back from a break of watching Shiori.

>> No.58277815

>>58277631
These posts always looks so arrogant.
>look at me, I can barely handle one of the most spoken languages, and Im looking down on bi or trilingual people.

>> No.58277817
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Shiori Japan arc where she gets molested by Matsuri, Marine, Choco, and Mel!

>> No.58277825

>>58277733
She had one in the past. Name was Max.

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Membership is not even out and people behave like a page boy.

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This has been a very very bad thread.

>> No.58277852

>>58277817
giwtwm

>> No.58277862

I hate sex

>> No.58277867

>>58277817
They'll fuck the straight out of her.

>> No.58277870

>>58277815
It's less about their English ability and more about their collective mindset. Also why do you assume anybody who speaks fluent English isn't bilingual?

>> No.58277879

>>58277841
Nobody was shitting on Shiori, I take this as a win.

>> No.58277889

>>58277862
I hate myself

>> No.58277903

>>58277889
Same (I hate you too)

>> No.58277905

>>58277815
He could've been a little more accurate by saying "Posters from the south east asia region". Please forgive them for the vagueness.

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>>58277841
Most threads during these hours devolve into some kind of trash. I hope the next one goes better, but I need to sleep because I'm an insomniac burger and need to make an effort.

>> No.58277921

>>58277808
I see, well, you've got some really great stuff to catch up on!

>> No.58277933

The bot is more entertaining than the rampant doxxposting that happened this thread/page.
Cya next page Novelites. Going to mess with the bot a bit.

>> No.58277938

>>58277862
I love hatesex.

>> No.58277940
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>>58277841
Stop crying and bend over.

>> No.58277958

>>58277914
Goodnight Novelite, hopefully you'll have a good rest.

>> No.58277993

>>58277933
If you get something amusing, don't forget to post it.

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I don't know if I should rule the world or not

>> No.58278010
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>>58277523
It's pretty funny seeing the weak resolve of some anons...

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>> No.58278070

>>58277870
>Also why do you assume anybody who speaks fluent English isn't bilingual?
You are also making the asumption that "we" have a collective mindset. However, what are the signs of this collective mindset? (I dont really see it/ignore it)

>> No.58278093

>>58277993
I'm doing an older brother younger sister route so it's not that interesting. Best I got was the bot spawned our mom that enjoys watching her not biological son have sex with her biological daughter and then joined in a couple times while our dad was a neglectful husband that abandoned us all.

>> No.58278095

>>58278008
Shiori should rule the world.

>> No.58278124
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I wonder if she's had fun on VC with her friends..

>> No.58278154

>>58278124
She'll tell us all about it tomorrow.

>> No.58278158

>>58278124
I hope she's miserable

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This is not a very good chapter.

>> No.58278203

>>58278161
Every book has a shit one or two

>> No.58278245

>>58278161
What the fuck happened in chapter 1

>> No.58278247

Can I still count those as weekendposts? Yes, I can, and yes, I will.

>> No.58278280

What good things have(You) done in the last 24 hours?

>> No.58278333

>>58278280
Writing reps, fit reps.

>> No.58278349
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>>58278280
Did chores around the house, meal prepped for the week, packed my bags for tour this week. Feeling pretty good.

>> No.58278361

>>58278280
Started working a second job. Thinking about doing a third one.

>> No.58278371
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>>58278280
I made a lovely dinner for my mother, father, and my brother and sister. Very cozy family dinner.

>> No.58278373

>>58278280
I did more bad things than I did good things so the good isn't even worth mentioning

>> No.58278414

>>58278280
I got my steppies, I cleaned the house, I did some laundry, I read books and watched anime, I cooked dinner.

>> No.58278502

showing shiori to an uncontacted tribe

>> No.58278504
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>>58278373
the bad might've outweighed the good, but it doesn't change the fact that you did some good; some effort is better than no effort, anon

>> No.58278516

>>58278280
I ran almost 5k at 5:10/km in the morning for the first time, finished up weekly chores, and had hotpot leaving zero leftovers with my roommate.

>> No.58278572

>>58278516
Nice, that's impressive.

>> No.58278606
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I want to write a book that inspires the world's next Hitler

>> No.58278627

>>58278280
I am doing nothing but full body cardio workout everyday.

>> No.58278647

>>58278280
I did some cleaning.

>> No.58278737

>>58278502
Time to take a boat to Sentinel Island

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>>58278572
Thanks, anon. I hadn't tried running that long for a while, so I thought I didn't have it in me, until I just went for it—a lot of the time, there are just mental barriers stopping you from doing things.

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>took my nose piercing out years ago
>suddenly want to put it back in after watching Shiori

>> No.58278982
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Since people were interested: no Shiori yet, just Biboo and the dogs. This was just before she went to her usual post-stream zatsu.

>> No.58279091

>You will never hear sleepy Shiori in VC as she struggles to stay awake while watching the latest Netflix garbage

>> No.58279105

>>58253404
https://files.catbox.moe/xcmfao.mp3

>> No.58279107

>>58278982
Hi pebbletourist. Good rock.

>> No.58279115

>>58278982
>bog
Mumei was the true glowie all along

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58279173

I've spent multiple hours today thinking of dumb cringy shit I've done over the past 15 years and suffering a mental beating from it.

>> No.58279215

>>58279173
You get used to it.
Still keeps me up at night how I accidentally walked into the wrong class when I was 6 and the teacher in there asked me if I was alright.

>> No.58279218

>>58279173
Does your heart rate increase as if you are reliving those cringeful experiences?

>> No.58279227

>>58279173
You just need to embrace the cringe

>> No.58279287

>>58279218
Assuming my smartwatch is correct, it does by roughly 20% or in absolute terms 53-64

>> No.58279300

>>58279173
I do the same thing.

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58279318

>>58276007
Where'd the other 31% go?

>> No.58279335

>>58279173
One time I had a transparent garbage bag full of used cum tissues (with those familiar yellow tinted stains), and I walked outside my room to throw it out in the bin outside. I ended up bumping into my landlord who asked me about my day, saw my cum bug, and rushed to whatever else she was doing. She wanted nothing to do with my for a few days after that. I even noticed she sprayed febreeze around the home more often.

>> No.58279379

>>58279173
cringe builds character
-shiori

>> No.58279652

My older sister molested me for ten years

>> No.58279682

>>58279652
That's probably very traumatizing and would ruin a lot of things for you.

>> No.58279735

>>58279652
Stop bragging, anon!

>> No.58279741

>>58279682
yes. Yes it does. Now I can't have sex and people IRL usually don't take is very seriously since a woman did it to me.

>> No.58279765

>>58279173
Why inflict self harm to yourself?

>> No.58279804

>>58279765
I can control my physical actions, but I can't control where my thoughts go if I'm not focused on something

>> No.58279905

Do we have a baker?

>> No.58279973

Don't you think it's at least a little shameful of Shiori to ditch her genmates collab, and first potential collab outside of Advent to go and hang with her male friends?
Don't you think it's disrespectful to her fanbase to break their illusion and tell them that she's doing that? Do you approve of her hanging out with men that aren't you?

>> No.58280152

>>58279973
Here's a tip for you, try crossing a highway with your eyes closed, I heard it's a great spiritual exercise.
I'll be here to hear your thoughts when you come back.

>> No.58280200 [DELETED] 

Splitting brown heads right open with an axe

>> No.58280204

>>58279973
AH TROOPS AHR RUNNING! A SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!

>> No.58280241

>please reply!
*cums on you*

>> No.58280319

is it... shiorver...?

>> No.58280333

I don't particularly like Shiori. She's a mere distraction to keep myself from ending it all. That itself is enough.

>> No.58280387

>>58279973
She's pretty honest about it. Even with the whole 10 days vacation thing, she was being very truthful.

>> No.58280431
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Recently, feeling any sort of pleasure makes me feel really unwell.

>> No.58280435
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>>58276007
Bros...

>> No.58280473

>>58280387
Stop replying to thread readers, read the rules or you'll force me to cum on you.

>> No.58280496

>>58280473
it's bump limit and on page 9, I'll defend her even if it's bait

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58280528

>>58276007
no...

>> No.58280584

Discord army sure declined...

>> No.58280604

>>58280473
Can't be helped, we have novelknights with 8 Wis score. They always fall for Wizards or Witches trickery.

>> No.58280695

>>58280387
Is honesty worth being told she's hanging with men she likes more than you?

>> No.58280778

>>58280695
I wonder if baiters are actually this mentally ill outside of vt

>> No.58280810

>>58280778
Stop replying to bait on homeground you retard.

>> No.58280828
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58280828

>>58279905
yeah, i got one in the oven and i'll post once it hits page 10 and is about 5 posts away from the archive; hopefully i won't fuck it up

>> No.58280857

>>58280828
So many chapters in you can't job this hard right?

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>>58280828

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>>58280828
You will fuck it up.

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>>58280857
>>58280891

probably, we're about to find out friends

i'm sorry it's been a while since i baked

>t. professional moron

>> No.58280981

Cute.
I hope they talk more.
https://youtu.be/WSxpOnO0Y9Y?t=6136

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new bread friends

>>58281037

if i've gone and dropped the ball, i hereby relinquish baking rights and will wear the dress for set period of time as dictated by the late night novelites

>> No.58281118

>>58280981
tl?

>> No.58281177

>>58281118
Basically, she wants to talk with Shiori more, because she's into husbandos. She believed she had 2D husbandos and would imagine walking home with them and holding hands

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