/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>58233310
C

>>58233310
she's a le funny memer also shork

>>58233310
Good job sister. I gave you pic related in your inbox now GO SPAM MORE THREADS #cut4hex

>>58233310
she is good at making reddit friendly meme. memes that won't get her canceled on twitter but also not too degenerate that can make it here.

>>58233310
she has a vagina and is pedo bait

>>58233310
>Aiiieee cunny
Fuck off, there are literal billion trillion cunny tubers.
Chumbuds only watch Gura because they are the basic bitch of the vtuber world.
They watch the first thing that's spawns on their feed.

>>58233310
you should instead be asking why others aren't entertaining
JP has plenty of entertaining chuubas

>>58233310
Only good EN chuuba

>>58234028
At least they watch streams, clipfag homobeggar.

>>58234028
It's funny because Gura isn't even cunny anymore. She's approaching hag territory.

She's the most popular and normies gravitate to whatever the popular thing is. At a certain point it becomes self sustaining and you remain the most popular no matter how bad the quality actually is, see Pokemon and Star Wars

>>58233929
She's hardly the first vtuber with a loli model. However she's got a voice that naturally sounds like a child without it seeming forced. I'm guessing that's the combo that makes her pedophile catnip.

>>58234201
Hag loli is also a delicacy

She's honestly really dull, not that funny or entertaining. I'm not trying to shit on her either, I watch her, she isn't bad. I just don't understand anyone who considers her to be the peak of entertainment. I enjoy her most in collabs which she rarely does, solo streams are usually hit or miss with way more misses than hits.

>>58233310
best cunny in vtubing

>>58233310
She speaks, acts, makes(and understands) references like someone who grew on the internet 2004-2011. And I don't mean exclusively on retarded woman websites like tumblr either. Add being cute on top of that and you have the recipe for a nerd's crush. Even these who aren't like CUNNY UOOOH can still find her attractive as a gf, friend, little sister or daughteru.

99% of the female streamers out there can't even do half of the above, no matter how much they try to pretend. They let their real selves/woman moments ruin it, either live on on their PLs.
>>58234028
Case in point. Seethe, 2view.

>>58233538
baffling npc poster

a

>>58234776
Come up with something better. Ill wait.

>>58233310
Pedos

>>58234327
she is also more mainstream than the other vtuber with loli models

>>58233310
she's like your retarded friend but female.

>>58233310
underage mating press and zoomer jokes

>>58234201
Lolibaba is peak too

>>58233310
>le epic so randum XDDD chuuba

>>58233310
cute, caring, genuine, not pretentious, can laugh at herself, not bitter, emotionally inteligent, great comunicator, know how to balance between cute and funny, charismatic etc
I could go on and on but honestly, if you had to ask, you'll never know.

>>58235896
>great comunicator
>caring
>genuine
ABSOLUTE FUCKING KEK!

antis doesn't need to (You)me

>>58233310
She’s unironically funny and cute so she’s a good entertainer that can also sing. There’s a reason she’s top dog in myth.

>>58233310
She's very loving to her fans when she's around and she doesn't do anything to upset them

>>58236204
She loves her fans so much she's ghosting them. not even a tweet.

>>58236268
there's a reason they stick around

>>58236353
theres a difference with loving fans and fans loving her.

>>58236173
I don't trust like that

>>58233310
forsen

she has no appeal. she owes everything to timing. if she had been in Council instead of Myth, she would have no fans and probably would have quit. most of her raw numbers come purely from 3rd worlders who are pedophiles and barely understand english.

She was just given a god tier design and then was decently "funny", all of this in the middle of the covid pandemic and vtuber boom so normalfags flocked and she's been coasting ever since.

>>58234603
She's entertaining because the context of her actions are vague and general enough to make people's mind go wild with what the things she does are implying and with how to respond. But her response to people are as shy as a cat and keeps the imagination intact and the viewers craving for more.
Then her personality makes that go even harder because she doesn't like people knowing what she actually thinks out of fear of rejection or hurting their expectations.

>>58233310
Cute funny cunny who's insane in a very interesting and charismatic way

>>58233310
Pissy sharkie cunny, perfectly smooth and squishy

>entertaining
>constant feet, butt and fart jokes
>jumpscare games
Yeah really entertaining kekbuds

>>58235133
>>58236776
>>58233929
>>58234327
But it's been proven pedos hate her.

List of her known Gura antis:
Greekfag - Admitted children should be in sexual relationships with adults because muh greeks did it
Crippletard - "falseflagged" that they're a pedo just to "own" the chumbuds
Discord troon called Sylvie - Self-explanatory, grooms kids. Also pays people to anti post Gura
Some Twitter retard - Went into depression after finding out Gura isn't actually a minor and became an anti
Also >>58234201

>>58236353
The reason being sunk cost fallacy lmao

>>58239367
Every single Gura anti needs to be thrown in a woodchipper
Not because of them shitting on Gura, but because they're despicable child abusers and shouldn't be considered human

>ENsharts trying to act like they have standards
This will never not be funny. Without Gura your entire region is irrelevant. Fauna and Bijou are doing decently I guess, so maybe there's some hope. Still not even close to a 50k Senchou stream of a Chilla's game.

>caring
>genuine
Holy shit, these people have to be falseflagging or completely delusional, someone who truly cares about you doesn't just disappear whenever they want without warning or justification.

>>58234776
>NPC insult in gura seethe thread #15347832
Why are you "people" so obsessed with her cunny

>>58233310
doesn't stream and wants your money

>>58239826
Yes it's either falseflags or people still stuck in 2020/early 2021.

The intangibles are, I think, really interesting: Like, what makes a person better at a thing than another person doing the exact same thing in almost the exact same way
A lot of what drags Kiara down is totally intangible. On paper she's a fantastic streamer and she's absolutely deserving of respect good or bad, but, man, that desperation she exudes. That she wants to be liked so badly. It's really hard to get into her.
Another part of on paper being a good streamer is having no dead time. Like you work at a call center. And I think if you have no confidence you're going to lean hard into this. You don't want people to get bored watching you so just chat chat chat. Gura meanwhile...

>>58239826
lmao imagine being this much of a nolife crybaby

>>58233310
She used to be funny and the model is really cute

>>58233310
shark

>>58235896
>>58236173
>>58236204
>>58236353
You are a fucking mentally ill obsessive simp who literally doesn't watch any other vtuber or know anything about anything at all to think any of this is true

shes the only genuinely funny person in EN, no one else has any conception of "humor" except maybe fauna

>>58233310
Ironic weeaboos from reddit mass subscribed to her. That’s it

>>58233444
2pbp

>>58243712
>who literally doesn't watch any other vtuber
I mean, they all suck. But I did watch.

she's like improv chaucer for perverts, everything out of her mouth can be taken as satire and titillation or to the pleb just girl with anime.png. She's the best, normies watch her while she teases grown men; every clipable moment is a punchline of a 30 minute gag.

Don't mind me posting in a SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY thread.

Gura is a midwit filter. I'm pretty convinced at this point

literally nothing
it's just prime mover advantage

>>58233310
I figured I'd check turn it out to see what was up and she's just charming. Still switching over to dogs at when they start their delivery five minutes early regardless of whether i see the new outfit.

>>58233310
free (you)s on 4channel /vt/ board

>>58233310
She just can appear and be endearing. It's called charisma.

>>58236173
a fucking DEADBEAT

>>58233538
>#cut4hex
More like #shoot4gura

>>58234577
>>58235659
A taste only for refined palettes, indeed.

>>58255276
stop screenshotting your own posts, schizo

>>58233310
Best Cunny ever

>>58256058
uohhh

>>58234771
None of that is attractive, though. If a girl stats quoting "badger badger mushroom mushroom" at you, you groan and tell her to fuck off and die. You don't giggle and try to get closer to her, you fucking faggot.
Proof positive that Gawr Gura fans are soft, feminized not-men that like nerdy women (aka not real women).

>>58256241
ok. and?

>>58256241
Can women have penises?

>>58256241
>If a girl stats quoting "badger badger mushroom mushroom" at you, you groan and tell her to fuck off and die. You don't giggle and try to get closer to her, you fucking faggot.
You're souless. You have no soul. You lack humanity. You lack that special thing that makes us (not you though) human.
Please get a soul for yourself before posting or telling people what things they can like or not. I mean it one hundred percent.

>None of that is attractive, though
It is attractive, though

>>58233310
Why do you think she's special? Her really high number of deadsubs? I guess Mori is special too.

>>58234771
>She speaks, acts, makes(and understands) references like someone who grew on the internet 2004-2011
This thread isn't about Fauna. Gura is a turbo zoomer and you clearly haven't watched her or you are also filthy, dumb, zoomer scum who didn't experience the internet in the era you are describing.

>>58256241
A nerdy woman is attractive, but not a cringe one

>>58258220
Seethe sister
She is still the most popular EN vtuber after 3 years

IMO she’s rather bland and only mildly entertaining, but I can see why she still maintains her numbers:
>iconic design
>leftover 2020 boom
>barely streaming actually developed a rarity buff
As for why she is popular here, it’s literally just standard fan behavior of hyping up their oshi as the best as anyone else would, but there are a few factors that exacerbate the shitposting;
>numberfagging (aside from the highest subs in all of hololive, she has a consistent 10k ccv floor every stream)
>unicornfagging (never interacted with any holostar, though her role has been diluted with Advent)
>shameless cunny (perfect for culturewar fags)

>>58235896
so good at communication that she lies as naturally as she breathes
>>58220630

>>58233310
Her appeal is that I'm in love with her even though she treats me like shit.

>>58260447
This, she lied about not having merch for her new outfit but did you see how much merch came out

>>58258718
>11 streams
Chumbuds literally cannot stop posting self-owns. Is this actually a fetish for you guys?

>>58233310
She is cute and I like when she just talks because it is like having a cute girl tell me about her day and go off on unrelated rambling. Also I like how much she likes cartoons and other kids shows. I think we could hang out and both enjoy our selves.

>>58239367
>>58239710
>Projecting this hard

>>58233310
Gura is Valve.

>>58233310
She has probably the perfect personality for vtubing. She's weird and just autistic enough to come off as genuine in her streams unlike most other women. It unironically helps that she doesn't stream much. You get too used to somebody, and they stop feeling special.

>>58272028
Holy cope

>>58267948
Yes Gura antis project really hard.

>>58233381
U

Zoomers and normies just gravitate towards the biggest number thing. That's why she has so many surface level ironic weeb fans that don't even know what hololive is. They just know the funny "a" meme shark.

I am a near 3 year member that donates every stream and buys every merch
I am helplessly in love with her

>>58240225
I like your analysis
Gura has, at least some sense of, if not just a good amount of constructive/positive self confidence despite not having much skills.
I'd say her upbringing is key here, therefore we should attribute her personality mainly to those closest relatives around her.

>>58233310
Nothing anymore sadly. She rested on her laurels too long and forgot how to be a vtuber.

>>58233310
honestly when she's on form she's pretty entertaining. I rarely regret the few streams I get to watch.

>>58233310
Making the veins in your brain and my dick bulge

>>58277408
N

>>58280448
N

>>58282866
A

>>58255276
>t. Unemployed crippling retard
Lolololo

>>58284928
Not only gura schizo a poorfag but he can't lift? Suck to be him then kek

>>58233310
She just has "it", brother.

>>58282866
Y

She's pretty whitty, can banter well, memes (which draws in the zoomies), has history that helped people find her, and has a model that certain types of people love.
Couple that with an explosive start from getting picked for clipping, and she gets propelled to the front line of everyones suggestions on youtube. Once you're the top dog, most people will check you out first before possibly trying out other talents in the EN Holo groups because you're the face of it all.
Real issue is, with the extreme lack of uploads/streaming, when someone goes to look at her account after seeing her somewhere and sees those upload dates, they stop paying attention, meaning less people coming in to HoloEN through her as a whole.

>>58233310
le meme shark for children and being a pedobait, that's all

>>58233381
o

>>58292229
p

>>58277635
>She is popular because she is popular
superb reasoning there anon, I expect great things from you in the future

>>58284928
LOL, exposed

She used to unironicaly be the most SOUL in EN, the rhombus jankiness and her brainrots just made her all the more endearing, she was like a puppy barely managing to walk, and when you add the gap of great singing and a soft voice to the scuff, it naturally attracted many on the internet
Sad that there isn't any semblance of soul anymore and she's clearly going trough the motions for a paycheck

>>58233310
She cute

>>58239327
What else did you except from literal children

>>58257981
Having a soul is when you spout old internet memes

>>58302217
actually, yes, you zoomer-chama

>>58303159
The absolute irony of this post...