/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>49478105
Cool, why don't you tell me fish's cut from stream? Talents' cut from merch? The IP rights of invaders? Contract details? If the talent even know each others contracts or cuts? Your parasocial bonds with the talent who can't leave without losing their entire identity doesn't mean much objectively.

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

I love this Panda

I love Tenma. I want to marry Tenma. I will marry Tenma. I want to spend time with Tenma. I want to hug and kiss her. I want to greet her from her work. I want to make delicious food for her. I want to listen to her explaining some game I never played. I want to listen to her rambling about how she hates her work. I want to make her a good cup of good coffee. I want to hug her while she rambles and drinks coffee. After she's done rambling and drinking coffee, I would want to kiss her. And then we can do whatever she would want to do. We can watch movies together, we can listen to music together. We can just cuddle, I would love to do that. If she's too angry, she can punch me — I will take it, I will endure it so that she can feel better. She can punch a bag, yes, but, personally, I found out that punching other people releases more pressure. I would do all that because I want to make her happy. Because I want to make her comfortable. Because I want to be the husband she loves.

Because I love Tenma.

Embrace Ember

I hope /pcg/ and /lia/ have a fantastic season in the spring so they can face off

Afternoon /pcg/! Healthy reminder that they all hate you, especially the rabbit. Have a blessed day!

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 19 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

[Lumi news] The cat toxins are working!!

>>58224686
I hope you suck my cock, except if you're a Liker

I love my little sister very much !

Thinking of becoming a Muumi anti. Could be fun

I went back to using only sunflower oil for my cooking because after talking with my doctor, it's not bad.

Can thread be better? Please?

>>58224686
>Spring
Hello Aussie

>pippa and lumi are no longer friends

YES PIPPANTS
YES PIPPANTIES

When did Pippa become female Asmongold? I swear she does the exact same shit as him, even that shit when opening her cans of soda. I started noticing it after the Colress arc, not sure if she's been larping as him before that.

Not saying that's wrong or anything, I much rather listen to a female goblin instead of a male goblin, but I honestly prefered when she was trying to copy Jim instead.

I don't particularly care for Rie, but I like listening to her do exercise streams.

>>58224792
What would you like to see and see less of?

>>58224824

Panko?

>>58224876
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>58224876
what the FUCK is Pippa's problem

>>58224751
Muumi comes here to vent by anti-ing whatever talent is giving her grief at the time.
Source: I am Muumi

I had a dream that a lot of the Akioair talents, including the new ones, got poached by PC.

>>58224879
"sick" again

I love Shiina!

>>58224848
how did you just not notice this? she's a mixture of asmon and XQC copying their mannerisms on stream

lumi got her energy back it seems, this stream has been good

>>58224943
I will unreservedly believe any Muumiposter

>>58217595
Pippa being dumb and stinky is just a LARP, and she's actually one of, if not one of the smartest players in western vtubing.

Hear me out, this isn't meant as an anti post. Pippa likes to play the role of an obvious dumb, stinky NEET, but the reality is she got to where she is through both research into the youtube algorithm, being an early adopter on vtuber trends that most ignored, Like AI art, and being able to take advantage of the connections she got through both vtubers and e-celebs outside of vtubing.

Once summer 2022 came around, you can see how she started to shift focus into making youtube shorts and more eye catching, unique thumbnails. She also started making streams that appealed to normies from other non vtubing fanbases More on that later that she recently got. The effort and quality put into production is not something you'd see in some lazy NEET, she defiantly has years of experience in youtube, either behind the scenes or in other avenues. Another big thing is Pippa's willingness to network with other's both in and outside vtubing. When she started attracting the IBS crowd, instead of squandering the opportunity she was able to turn it into funny interactions and clips that caught the attention of a wider audience. Hell alot of you probably came here from watching ghost or pippa or mr metakeur talk about the pink rabbit. It takes more than a below average amount of social awareness to be able to capitalize and entice bigger non-vtuber content creators like this. Not to mention talented artists/musicians who she was able to work with like Moon animations and Ken ashcorp.
Another and possibly her biggest source of growth was being willing to try out streams ideas early on that alot of chuubas brushed off. When AI chatbot's and Art started blowing up on /vt/ last year,instead of banning it our outright ignoring it like most vtubers, even alot of holos, Pippa took the initiative to make interesting streams like "Talking to an AI version of myself or my oshi" and most famously the "Flavr" arc. You think someone who is just a stinky average femanon could pull any of this off? No, Pippa's the biggest stacy of them all, and someone who future indies should take notes on if they want to suceed.

TL/DR: I typed this up for no reason other than to entice femanons to have sex with me. Femanon if you're reading please call me at 555-8675-309 I promise I can make you happy forever pls I'm so lonely

>>58224746

>>58224879
She's on twitch prechat

Shiina owes me sex

>no wemi stream tomorrow(probably)
I miss Wemi...

>>58224848
She idolized him from the start, shes already said that she emulates the streamers she likes to watch. Those being people like jim, xqc and asmonbald

>>58224820
They're co-workers, live on opposite sides of the continent, are both shut-ins, Pippa has psychotic episodes preventing her from all sorts of normal healthy interpersonal relations, and they're both vtubers with pretty demanding schedules and low pay preventing even a moderately jet-set lifestyle.
I think they still could be friends hypothetically. Friendly with a bit in common.

Cookies keep on winning

>>58224931
Aripiprazole

Mad at the rabbit?

>fuck you Nurgle
not cool Lumi

Gonna become a Michiru anti. She's had it too good for too long.

>>58225021
For fuck's sake

>>58224824
NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>58225083
You don't have what it takes

>>58224764
>>58224816
>>58224875
If cared what others thought of me I would go with the grain in this general. idon't give a shit who thinks I'm of worth or not, and I certainly don't care for the grifter's attention.

>>58225004
She has acquired a mobile charging point.

>>58224660
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CMrvkYMz1S0
Me and Iori

>>58224686
Unironically /lia/ would probably win that matchup. Their team is actually pretty good.

I want to punish all the Lia from Phase Connect posters.

>>58224943
Hi Muumi. Try to get Shiina to reconsider. I don't care so much abut the porn, but this will impact her viewership. Ordering watered down stuff isn't going to satisfy them and it will just cost her double

Juventus excuse me what are you doing

IT'S PANKO TIME (on twitch)

>>58225160
anon you'd just be giving them what they want. what's next, threatening to rape them?

>>58224820
Pippa being a complete cuck lately pissed off Lumi's inner nazi, I guess

>>58225137
Then why are you here? For (You)s?

>>58225198
>overwatch
pass

>>58225083
Do so at your own risk

IT'S PANKO TIME!!
https://www.twitch.tv/komachipanko
https://www.twitch.tv/komachipanko
https://www.twitch.tv/komachipanko

>>58225137
You clearly do if you keep antiing her so much. You want her to see it right?

>>58225198
>twitch
>overwatch
she's trying to filter me...

>>58225228
bitch

>Italians
grim

Pippa stop being a DUMB DUMB! Its cringe, but you dont need to be so negative about yourself! You are kind and funny and interesting and have a beautiful voice. YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO DENY IT. Proud of you and what you've accomplished! Pippa lub! ____________________ pipellow :DD

>>>58225083
>[Deleted]

>>58225137
>I don't care what anyone thinks of me
>Also I'm gonna dedicate hours of my day to prove that by seething about Pippa
>God I hope she doesn't notice me

I really do wonder about your psychological state. I may not have been as dedicated to keeping up with this general back in the earlier days but holy shit you sound more mentally ill than Henri at this point

>>58224981
I haven't watch her that much the last year or so. Her streams started feeling really low effort and she only talked about herself. Watched yesterday since she said she was taking literal antipsychotic meds on Twitter and wanted to see if there was any difference. That's when it clicked, I guess.

>>58225281
Come here panko

>>58225137
Your father is disgusted by your existence. You know that this is true. You know that he is right.
>I certainly don't care for the grifter's attention.
That attention was the only thing you had in your life, that's why you spent all that time with your terrible attempts at shilling her on this board.
You were so bad at it that having you as an anti turns out to be less damaging than having you as a supporter. You're a failure.

>>58225137
You clearly do since you keep spamming constantly trying to get attention. How will your crusade do anything if no one agrees with you or gives you attention? You love attention and i'll happily give it to you to keep you stuck here wasting away like the pathetic loser you are

This nigger is a literal retard. This is not news.

>>58225423
how can one person be such a piece of shit. he literally does everything wrong

>>58225423
Truly braindead.

>>58225423
Oh I always thoguht Xalabuss was an ugly bastard millenial but instead he's a zoomer NEET who will probably never ever work a real job and just live in his mom's basement his entire life

>>58225423
I wonder if he does this shit on purpose sometimes.

>>58225423
he is so youthful and accepting of new things while I am old and reject new things, how will I ever recover

>>58225423
>He watches for the mod's hot takes

>>58225509
Do you think Lumi would have an ugly mod?

>>58225423
Genuine worst Xalamon opinion to date

Gonna become a Tales Coffee anti. They've had it too good for too long.

>>58225423
Probably true, not like the old way of teaching things was successful judging by Fishman's simple PEMDAS tweet.

>>58225568
You don't want to make an enemy of John Tales.

>>58225137
Hello retard. Why are you retarded?

>>58225228
>overwatch
I'm watching Panko today

>>58225423
I’m too stupid to suggest an alternative but both the old and the new way of teaching shit is fucking garbage

Hi, I've been on a trip for a couple of days; is Jelly getting into an arranged marriage? She got her nails done and will go back to the boonies later this month. Will Phase Connect lose her second invader?

>>58225423
What a fucking dumbass, growing up with common core made kids retarded, learning everything on my own was more effective than trying to understand common core. That shit is one of the reasons people are fucking braindead, fuck Obamas faggot nigger ass for implementing that shit

>>58225347
>>58225414
>>58225380
Armchair psychologist projecting and psychoanalysing just like yesterday. Thanks for another free session today therapyfag.

>>58225266
If she sees it and it helps her wake the fuck up sure. But am I mad that she's not because again, she hates everything /here/? No.

>>58225222
I like to keep tabs on this place for when she eventually does collapse. I want to be there for that.

>>58225004
Guess she just doesn't like Halo

>>58225423
How is he so stupid? Is he actually 15 years old?

panko's wedding dress....

>>58225673
Americans were braindead long before common core.

>>58225671
She did her hands for lumi's schizo that's how she is getting into america

>>58225596
I've experienced common core vicariously through family. It's genuinely awful. The old method wasn't great but common core is it's own special brand of bad.

>>58225671
Why did I write "her second invader"? I meant "its".

>>58225670
Just copy Asian countries

>>58225680
You'll be here forever because you have nothing else to look forward to in your worthless life

QRD on Panko? What's her appeal/niche? All I know is she's Italian and people post admittedly good smug faces here. I watched one strean and it seems the point is to troll her ESL (although she plays along with it) and is horrendous at games.

>>58225004
Yesterday’s stream was high energy too. I think she was just recovering from the Genshit hours and the cleaning spree she went on

>>58225423
Why does Lumi keep him around?

>>58224848
She's always been big on Asmon, it's not just the direction she's taking her stuff

>>58224848
>When did Pippa become female Asmongold?
When she decided to sell her soul to become more popular.

>>58225720
You had to be in those classes to understand how fucking retarded it was.

>>58225780
She did that when she was 14

If it's so easy why doesn't everyone do it?

panko forgot that she got the new audio interface for the ASMR mic, because she forgot that she got the ASMR mic

>Panko is playing Overwatch

>>58225833
do what?

>>58225671
Yeah, with me.

>>58225770
Certainly not for his takes on education, but probably because he’s always around to moderate.
Or if you subscribe to the Henri school of belief because he has career ending blackmail on her and the rest of Phase.

>>58225596
>Fishman's simple PEMDAS tweet
>simple
Its literally a deliberately ambiguous trick question where both modes of solving it are technically valid.

>>58224566
i need more bullets

>>58225821
>asmon started streaming in 2011
>pippa is around 25-26 years old
Yep, checks out

>>58225770
All those roads lead to cuck posting.

>>58225680
>"therapyfag"
So you are the same retard. Gotcha. Well I'd ask who hurt you but not only is it incredibly obvious, I don't think anyone in this thread gives a damn. I recommend 30000mg valium 4x daily until personality resolves.
t.therapyfag

>>58225423
>The Common Core State Standards Initiative, also known as simply Common Core, is an educational initiative from 2010 that details what K–12 students throughout the United States should know in English language arts and mathematics at the conclusion of each school grade
I'm not American, explain to me why not knowing English and Maths is a bad take.

>>58225797
Is there any actual data on it not working?

>>58225882
me

>>58223069
She should release it or have management post a yab letter explaining it, because it is a yab to not
fulfil a donathon prize. I think "forgive Shiina" is manipulating the issue, Shiina and her company chose
to do that reward so they need to go through with it or do something better. More scarfs for 10 of 120K
is not equitable to any but those lucky 10. She or management needs to learn a lesson from this about
choosing thier content and stance wisely and fallowing through on promises. It's important even if
you don't care about the video as it effect all future goals of other Phase talents.

>>58225944
Anecdotally, sure.

when are we going to pick up the newest /mjg/ fad of mafia

>>58225909
The ambiguity is not the problem. The explanations people use to validate their answers show how little people know about math.

>>58225414
If we don't give it to him maybe he'll run to his mother, and maybe she'll hug him for once. Don't keep him here please god

>>58225943
Those subjects were always taught. What changed is how they were taught.

I hope next thread is different. I don't even need it to be better but I feel like I've seen the exact same posts dozens or hundreds of times now.

Lumi was the one that groomed xalabussy

>>58225423
Is it really not obvious to you all by now that he just screenshots his own chats to drive attention for himself? This has been an ongoing thing for over a year at this point

>>58225943
It's just math but retarded

It's 9/11 in Australia

So what did Pippa do this time to cause this schizo to have a meltdown?

>>58226001
The ambiguity is literally the point of the problem.

>>58226029
She isn't in Australia anymore.

>>58226033
He's a failed theater kid.

>>58225996
We're going to play poko next.

>>58225297
yeaah pippellow

>>58224848
Can't she just mimick holos instead? I thought she's a giant hololive fan.

>>58226033
She said she prefers unfrosted poptarts. She also doesn't bother putting them in the toaster first.

>>58226026
That looks designed to make math suck for everyone instead of just the retards.

>>58225909
It's only ambiguous for people who learned PEMDAS acronym and didn't learn actual priority rules

>>58226100
Well that's also true.

>>58226007
I dont want his life to get better

>>58226022
I am not Xalanigger please buy fucking rope. I posted that image.

>>58226097
joker moment

Reminder: Shiina teased and joked about how hot the animation was when she received it. Pretty shitty to raise people’s expectations and then suddenly decide to not deliver.
We could have had a Shiina animation from this guy.
https://files.catbox.moe/59apez.MP4

>>58225671
The S.S. Phase Connect ready to sail!

>>58226100
That's actually what it was supposed to do. Whites and Asians were doing too good so we ended up with this.

>>58226039
If you want to get a solution, yes. But the point of reply chain is how retarded people are. The problem shows how they think.

Why are they like this?

>>58226026
I remember having a teacher that at the beginning would fail me for solving equations directly without showing process
it sucks indeed, poor burgers

>>58225909
>both modes of solving it are technically valid.
Idiots ranked from least retarded to most retarded:
>3. Guy who gives the wrong result, but isn't confident about it
>2. Guy who gives the wrong result and is very confident about it, explains why his wrong result is the only true way
>1. Retard who thinks both results are valid and every single calculator and math website disagreeing with him is just some weird coincidence. Why Jelly? Why?!
I don't understand where 1 and 2 get their confidence from.

It's true that it's a problem designed to trip up people who don't properly know the rules, but that doesn't change the fact that it's very easy and clear if you know what you are doing.

>>58226022
it’s infinitely more likely to be people watching and waiting for xalabussy to post something in chat they can screenshot and post here for (You)s

>>58226100
Bingo, and when you force this on ALL the kids, it makes them confused and retarded

>>58226100
that is the goal
if everyone is bad at something then everyone is equal

panko is ready to play!

>>58226026
Oh this is how I always did math in my head and I'm fucking 30. It's easier if you're not writing it out but the old way is better if you are. Maybe I'm autistic but I always visualized numbers as shapes in my head and rounding numbers to one's divisible by 5 and 10 like they do there it turns them into blocky shapes that are easier to stack. It's like playing Catherine but with numbers.

>>58226228
This guy is in pretty much every Vtuber chat, and does nothing but post that

>>58226239
>every single calculator and math website
i really don't know where you gain this confidence

>>58226228
mental illness

>>58226026
wait that's how I did math in my head and I learned math before common core

>>58226228
They don't even believe what they are so they need you to acknowledge it for it to be real.

>>58226169
Yeah this was the worst move to talk about it before being ready to share it. She will probably say she's
autistic and didn't know this would make people want to see it more.

Math nerds should be executed.

>>58226228
I see that fag everywhere, shouldn't they be banned for breaking rule 4?

>>58226377
Highschool math is not real math.

>>58226228
Imagine banning these freaks for spam.

>>58224943

>>58226022
Pretty sure Xalamon world sooner see this place die than touch it. He can't moderate this community after all.

>>58226178

>>58224848
She has always copied xQc and Asmon way more than anyone else
Like she even talks with a a hint of an ESL accent sometimes despite being a fucking native english speaker

>>58226026
>Do addition to solve a subtraction problem
Naruhodo

>>58226291
>how I always did math in my head and I'm fucking 30
That's exactly why they're teaching it that way now.

>>58226422
I thought xalafag had a squad of jannie’s on payroll and also was one himself?

>>58226239
>I don't understand where 1 and 2 get their confidence from.
From mathematicians explaining it.

>>58226291
People did mental calculations like that all around the world way before US. I wonder what they even used before.

I guess the issue is more about how CC is taught not the method itself.

>>58226469
Literally kill yourself xalamon you waste of oxygen

>>58226086
She's an EOP she can't mimic what she can't see.

>>58225929
Not before your oshi, her mods, the virtual asylum cucks, and the rest of you bootlickers do first

>>58226143
Neither do I but boy would this thread be better if he were anywhere else

Phase Connect?

>>58226026
Alright, looking at this for the first time I can kind of see what Xalamon is saying.
The main problem that strikes out to me is that it completely goes against my intuition, but that's probably because I've used the traditional method my entire life. As long as the answers come out the other side correct then the format doesn't really matter.

>>58226239
>converts to a fraction

>>58226086
She likes ecelebs and dramafags more than holos. But again, this is well known.

>>58226301
>>58226482
>i really don't know where you gain this confidence
Fair, I only checked Google, Wolframalpha, the standard Windows calculator, my phone and the old Texas Instruments brick that is still working for some reason. Maybe there is a website out there that is as wrong as you.

So Overwatch is just Quake for zoomers?

>>58226478
With how much I've antid his cocksleeve Lumi, I doubt it

>>58226628
casio
you have never worked with formulas nor equations past school and it shows

>so X is just Y but Z
sigh

>>58226377
nice dubs, you should try complex integration

>>58226617
No, I just did the operations in the proper order.

>>58226595
turbofaggot detected

>>58226636
no OW is TF2 for millennials
Zoomers have gone back to tf2

>>58226525
It's not good to let a janny live rent free in your head

>>58226636

>>58224947

I hope Mew and Athy get saved, they're good people.

>>58226239
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_operations#Mixed_division_and_multiplication

>>58226552
>VA
Did they boot you out of the cool kids club and now you're pissing and moaning to try and break containment? Actual woman behavior.

>PEMDAS loop
>again
well, better than the other one ig

>>58226701
>>58226705
I wouldn't know. I don't play shooter games. I only know Quake as we played it in school back in the day

>>58226591
We're a coffee company first and a vtuber corp second.

>>58226623
Yeah...

>>58225423
Just when I thought he couldn't disappoint me more.
>>58225943
It's how the subjects are taught. They were changed because neighbors don't do well in school and one of the architects behind the travesty that is common core admitted that it was done to end 'white privilege'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ8Nr3_2724

>>58226803
>We're a coffee company first and a vtuber corp second.
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjjxFftDsjg

>>58226695
>anon acquired the last IQ point needed to gain self-awareness
Congratulations

>>58226665
If you are adding in additional parentheses you are changing the problem.
You are wrong and retarded and have never worked with formulas during, before or after school.

>>58226735
Doing it any other way is wrong. It's not a democracy. Try it anywhere.

>>58226595
Problem is all that bullshit ends up being a barrier to just getting the damn answer

>>58226628
>posts fish
didn't fish say it was 1?

>>58226803
Sell me the Wemi coffee Fishman.

>>58226885
Did he? I know that Lia did say 1, which is all the evidence you could ever need for 9.

Would Pippa appreciate this?

>>58226239
The wrong answer is born from not looking at the whole equation but instead doing the operations one by one which is bad

>>58226862
How?

>>58226854
>Try it anywhere.
>For example, the manuscript submission instructions for the Physical Review journals state that multiplication is of higher precedence than division,[27] and this is also the convention observed in prominent physics textbooks such as the Course of Theoretical Physics by Landau and Lifshitz and the Feynman Lectures on Physics.[d]

>>58224820
Source?

>>58226803
How do I drink coffee WITH NO MUG?

>>58226888
>wanting the fruity chuuba coffee
frfr?

>>58226939
Thats unfair, Lia math doesn't even go to that many numbers.

>>58226998
With your hands, dummy.

>>58226854
>it's wrong because I say it is wrong
>I don't care if mathematicians worldwide disagree with me!!!!
There's a reason any technical / scientific paper never uses ambiguous shit like that - it isn't a standard. (yet)
Guess what fucko - maths ISN'T universal, nor is it the language of reality. Everything beyond basic logic and simple increments and decrements is human convention.
End of discussion.

>>58227014
Michiru coffee is good

>>58226988
No.

>>58226888
Customer Support here.
We did not receive your order of the Remilia Custom Roast Coffee Beans. Please place your order again so that we may ship it out to you.
Also no refunds.

Why is Sakana seemingly incapable of delivering on things that are very basic for other vtuber companies?
He can’t ship merch in a reasonable amount of time and he can’t even allow talents to deliver donothon rewards.

>>58224848
Assmongoloid

>>58226862
its extra steps
for a normal person "chunking" the basic table of any single digit number + any single digit number is easy as fuck and happens very organically through solving simple problems, common core is for literal Fetal Alcohol Syndrome mongrels where getting them to memorize anything at all is a herculean task

>>58226665
If it has to add parentheses it literally mean it forces specific way of interpretation that is not the way it would calculate without them. It's stupid.

>>58227032
Would Lisa?

>>58226595
The main Issue I have with it is that they're basically teaching the kids how to think instead of giving them a basis to work off of and find a problem solving method that works best for them. By trying to teach a kid how to think a specific way you're just adding extra layers of complexity to the problem that causes more confusion for more people.

>>58226993
More hoops to jump through

why does she blink like a fish sometimes

>>58227047
This is not a serious question.
It's simply an attempt to keep a loop going.
Unfortunately, this person will keep replying to himself as nobody else actually cares to talk about this.

>>58225423
Funniest shit i've read today

>>58227079
. . .

>Pankophiles keep stressing out how Panko is no more low energy and she's actually good now.
>Tune in.
>Still the same boring shit.
I trusted you how could you lie to me!

Why did it have to happen bros?

>>58227129
Math is more interesting

>>58226995
Type it into your random journal and report back with results.

>>58227027
Go ahead and report it as a bug if you are so smart: https://community.wolfram.com/?curTag=wolfram%20alpha

>>58225726
so what would be the question here?

>>58227139
I suggest working on your sense of humor then anon

I wish I could just chat with Lumi in some cafe right now. This is a cozy stream.

>>58227152
Overwatch is draining her soul

Tenma playing in divegrass

>>58227079
>>58227145
Lisa was dropped on her face and chipped a tooth IRL.

>>58227152
I believe she needs a BGM to eliminate some of the depressing vibe she produces. Her playing games with the game audio so low and no BGM is horror inducing.

>>58226854
>you are adding
not only lack of familiarity with equations but also of reading comprehension
your take is of midwit who can't move past what taught in school. conservation of mass is also useful approximation, but ultimately false.
>>58227070
not really, it has to add something, because original input is ambiguous. just like x/2π is ambiguous.

Love this cock gobbling cum dumpster so much.

>>58227079
Pippa has Kirsche now, she doesn't need the poor defenseless sheepy anymore. She's been cast aside, sent off to the Island of Misfit Phase Friends along with Sleepy and Aoi.

>>58227241
I love this woman.

>>58227184
32 - 12

>>58227245
hot

>>58227284
But Sleepy is literally Pippa's IRL friend

>>58227170
>report it as a bug
>ummm, sorreee, we don't AGREEEE-uh with that way-uh!
And nothing changes.
Sorry, whether you like it or not - it isn't a standard and it never has been - hence why it gets avoided in any serious work because nobody can come to agreement on how it should be handled. (just like there is large disagreement on counting large numbers, another common confusion-causer)
God, wait until you find out that large chunks of math is actually completely incompatible with other sections of math, your head will implode.

>>58227014
I want to drink her black as the night dark roast coffee.

>>58226236
had a teacher like that too, but he would not fail me, he'd only give me half the points

>>58227192
>not bitching about grand societal theories
Whoa whoa whoa there.
Watching streams?
Enjoying streams?
Damn bro.

>>58226998
Drink it from your oshi's thighs.

>>58227265
You're changing the question. 1+1 = 15 is also true if you randomly ad +13 to it. That ego of yours has no no business being with somebody who is too retarded to figure out how a shift-key works.

>>58227047
I'm pretty sure the "warehouse" is mythical and either doesnt exist or is his internal slang for perhaps a shed or storage unit. All merch from the "warehouse" is actually just dropshipped from manufacturing facilities who begin producing the goods after enough orders have been collected and placed in bulk, which explains the ludicrous shipping times. It does not explain the ludicrous shipping costs, but I think that's just a mix of greed and motivation to spend over a certain amount per sale

>>58227392
Hime has outright said the warehouse is just a garage

>>58227097
Yes, but the hoops are faster to get through. That seems to be the entire premise right as far as I can tell. It's a bit redundant but if it works for some people better than others then have at it I suppose.
>>58227096
That's not a problem with this specifically though, you can say the same about the normal method. Though I would agree with you if they're forcing kids who have already learned traditional do common core, that's a problem. Otherwise teaching them one over the other isn't inherently bad.

>>58227284
Take it back

>>58227310
am i too smol brain to comprahand that method for solving 32-12 instead of doing it directly?

>>58227265
>not really, it has to add something
It doesn't. The order of precedence is clear in programming languages. Parenthesis exists to change to change that order. It's adding them to force the interpretation that suits the designer's rules. If the rules are good or not is completely different question.

>>58226239
It’s notational pedantism. Yes, mathematics requires strict application of notation and there is no mathematical “colloquialism”, so you are correct, but you’re still a fucking asshole.

>>58227392
He is known to brag to talents about how neat his Warehouse (garage) is

>>58227422

>>58227322
Yeah, weird how nobody actually agrees with you except that one weird journal you love jerking off. The world is just not smart enough for your alternative mathematics.

>Sorry, whether you like it or not
Gay.
>it isn't a standard and it never has been
It is. Just like somebody believing in the earth being hollow doesn't stop the earth belonging to Holo from being the standard.

>>58225423
>common core is fine once you learn it
Yeah, if you want to turn left you can either just turn left OR turn right three times... but why would you?

>>58227438
If you haven't been taught common core it goes against intuition yeah. Even then though most kids with above room temperature IQ would come to the conclusion that
30 - 10 = 20
2 - 2 = 0

Why are you arguing about this?

>>58227392
>>58227422
>>58227470

>>58227469
Sorry for not being friendly in the face of arrogance driven retardation. I think we all should embrace and empower people who are confidently wrong more than we already do.

Anyone have any recommendations either live or vod? I need something to watch during Pippa's off days and my usual go tos aren't live.

>>58226998
Have your oshi take a sip and then spit it into your mouth

>>58227438
It seems to be teaching you to break up 12 to 32 into chunks and then adding it up, breaking up 12 to 20 into two sections because nigger can't calculate 20 - 12.

>>58227602
Like I said, you’re still an asshole.

>>58227245
I thought she got beat up or something with her "know who your real friends are" posting after that.

>>58227389
>ad

>>58227284
Kirsche is kinda annoying though so I'm just gonna pretends Lisa and Sleepy are her go to's.

>>58227548
What a retarded argument.
>weird journal
All of your arguments are now invalid.
Not that it needed to be stated.
You're wrong. Deal with it.
This part of maths hasn't been standardized yet. This is a fact and why it gets ignored, omitted or auto-fixed (wrong way of doing anything ever).
Glad we can agree on that. Bye.
Pre-emptive "lol @ you".

>>58227592
Kek
>32,596,183 dead coffees

>>58227422
>>58227392
The warehouse is a /pcg/ joke that went out of hand. t's been repeatedly stated from the first run onward that he was packing it in a shed/his office and sending it via domestic mail.
It doesn't take skill to deliver merch on time; You just need to not be so stingy naive and unreasonably confident to believe that you can do better than a professional company.

>>58226018
Recent events triggered various schizos, so threads are going to be shit for at least a few more days.

Lumi is so silly

>>58227438
It's teaching the method with small numbers so the retards would comprehend it and be able to use it with more digits. It's not ideal way to do it since smarter people do that naturally, but I guess the focus is on lowest common denominator in public schooling.

>>58227759
This is because we lost divegrass.

Programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute.

>>58227590
They believe they're saving the world by arguing high school maths on a vtuber board. Let them be; They're grasping for what little relevance they can.

>>58226239
I solved it.

Tenma is warring the gods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vkwKpkwdlA
Lumi is hammering war
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Pankoverwatch
https://www.twitch.tv/komachipanko

>>58227592
>warehouse actually has stock
Fake video

>>58227835
nasa core

>>58227883
That's where all the merch sits for 6 months before sending out

>>58227835
Magnificent other than you using PEMDAS wrong, but that's okay

>>58227835
based

>>58227609
Phase related and english Pippa's nightmare of decay stream, it's peak comfy and kinda underrated in my opinion. Non phase related and jp Korone's Megaman 3 stream always cheer me up when i'm feeling down.

>>58227835
why is this a gif

>>58227953
You have to let PEMDAS go

>>58227590
Because I'm right and other people are wrong.

>>58227828
Fuck you, this is very important and I'm taking it very seriously.

https://twitter.com/h2osakana/status/1700948889887715563
Is this racist?

>>58227953
Pemdeez nuts

>>58228005
It is, dear. You're doing great.

I fucking love Tenma
I love fucking Tenma

>>58224566
Are you supposed to grab the gun from the trigger?

>>58228033
jesas

>>58228033
it's true.

>all this from an offhand comment he said in chat
Might as well put him in the OP at this point, Xalamon is Phase Connect's 18th talent.

>>58228033
fucking kek

>>58228033
she's virtual SEA not real SEA

>>58227828
Take the stick out of your ass and stop being so melodramatic you loser.

>>58228033
This image will be quite useful

>>58228090
This is why Discordfags need to be shamed.

>>58228090
This thread is filled with autists and we like our numbers to make sense. Even more so now that Jelly is here.

>>58228033
Sakana you fucking retard lmao

>>58228090
Nah the xalamon show is on Miia's stream.

>>58228145
>melodramatic
I'm not the one going on a stone-faced crusade over off-topic bullshit.

>>58228151
This is a word of power against SEA fags

>>58228151
against schizos or numberfiends?

>>58228263
You're doing exactly that right now and you're too stupid to notice.

>>58228033
Thank you Fishman, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.

>>58228293
SEAmonkies
so both

>>58228033
It's perfect.

i can't see the tweet i'm rated limited

>>58228006
I agree, PEMDAS is too confusing for brainlets, because they don't understand that the letters are grouped into PE(MD)(AS) rather than P-E-M-D-A-S. Maybe they should think of a different abbreviation.

>>58228090
Honestly Xalamon is based AF and I enjoy watching him dab on /pcg/ every single day

[Jelly news] https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1700950752829768114

Jelly is gonna walk

>>58228309
>nuh-uh
Concession: Accepted.

>>58228371
Buy the checkmark.

>>58228466
lick my balls elon

>>58228033
I can't stop fucking laugh. Good job Kevin.

>>58227714
You don't actually think that one journal inventing their own rules changes things. You just want to feel special for having the hipster opinion.

>>58228447
I fucking love the fishman lol.

>>58225423
Armored core is not that hard, you boomers!

>>58228447

>>58228498
>>58228447
>>58228441
Why are they like this

>>58228462
okay keep seething then

>>58228553
Asians are racist.

>>58228462
You really showed him. Very cool.

>>58228531
Leave us alone. It's so fucking hard.

>>58228447
fishman is my new oshi

Is calling SEAniggers jungle monkeys good for you?

I can’t in good faith call Fishman based unless he smartens up and lets Shiina release the animation

>>58228447
Is Jelly tough enough to fend off all the wild monkeys?

>>58228655
Only if you're Asian. Brand risk otherwise.

>>58228697
she just needs to pack some heat for the trip.

>>58228655
Only if you don't care about twitter.

>>58227278
You wish

Why haven't local Airiheads gotten a "Is Phase Connect Coffee good for you?" soundpost created yet?

>>58228447
Jelly should apply to HoloEN
we need a puzzle gamer over there

>>58228447
Jelly, just play the game.
You dunno, you might like it.

>>58226377
That claim is lacking a rigorous proof.

>>58228676
I know it's old news but I don't get the animation issue, like is that really the craziest thing one of your talent's has done? Like really fishman?

>>58228738
EVERYONE GET DOWN

>>58225759
Well, that's fun. She often mispronounces things, and she tries learning new things, and chat likes to tease her. Teasing your favorite chuuba is part of everybody's appeal, I think.

>>58226413
real math doesn't involve any numbers

imagine jelly sitting half naked in a jungle hut sweating from the tropical heat trying to play logic games while her chair is getting soaked through
remi is in the same situation and she said the towel she sits on to absorb sweat soaks through and into her chair because he ass sweats more than any other part of her body.

>>58228761
I can make it if someone provides the audio or a clip.

>>58228835
Jelly, not used to it, brings her arm up to rub her forehead, and a whole bunch of sweat flies down and lands on her laptop, killing it instantly.

>>58228840
Well yeah, you have to get her to say it first, probably with a supa.
Get those ARS flowing. Chop chop.

Is cunny good for you?

>>58228835
Man you're gonna make me have lewd thoughts about Jelly, and there's barely any lewd stuff of her.

>>58228835
>remi is in the same situation
Was. She now has that sweet air conditioning

>>58228967

>>58228798
Pic related is the kind of person you're replying to.

>>58228967
Not if the authorities find out.

>>58228958
It's weird I feel like she has said it before, but I cant remember when.

>>58228967
Imagine bullying this Lumi and her crying.
Just imagine.

>>58228033
>>58228151
He is becoming my 2nd favorite chinaman.

>>58228967
Err no. Never.

>>58228981
New company policy prevents any lewd art from being made.

>>58228447
>Sakana calling her a jungle monkey
Damn. Not gonna miss her if she does bolt. Sorry Jelly donuts

>>58228983
She was away from home this week, so she returned to monke

>>58229000
oh god... I didn't know

>>58228676
>he doesn't know

>cute
>gremlin
>playing ow with viewers
artia vibes

>>58229064
where did she go?

>>58228967
Catbox up yet?

>>58228983
no.... her sweaty boxers...

>>58228033

>>58228033
Holy based.

[Mii-chan News] She loves video games

>>58229113
"Hell," so home with the folks I guess

>>58229079
Kinda regret not downloading the game

Is tenma bad at vidoegames?

Pippa's parents are total fuckers. With each new story, I understand why she is so socially maladapted.

what does "guardians of galaxy three" mean?

>>58228798
Shiina probably just doesn't want gandpa to see it and is lying and blaming management.
It's very stupid to lie and cheat her viewers but with her used SUV, her widescreen and all her Ikea
furniture she's comfy enough to take a little hit, if even that. The real damage will be on the other
girls when it's their turn to do a donation stream.