/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>58178469
KIKI LOVE!

>>58178469

I am giving Kiki some sugar

Kiki Love!

Love!

I VERY love Kiki!

MY LOLIBABA RABBIT WIFE HAS A CRACK WITHDRAWAL AND SHE'S GETTING VIOLENT HELP

hamha!

shes gonna lose her cool if she doesn't get some drugs RIGHT NOW

kiki where did you hide my can opener?

the loacation

the pisser is in

its beautiful, dear

hey kiki, how was your trip to the coffee place? did you get anything good?

`Kiki's trip to the coffee place

some headphones and music might help you when you are out and about

Here's an obscure secret. If you press "left", "left", "right", "left", "e" your character will look into the camera and say "fuck the queers"

gigi should play postal: brain damaged

zomgs kiki you missed the health pipe eeeeeee
(is joke)

>krotchy is my favourite guy
YOU WHORE

`Kiki's favorite place, Sexxoco (-5)

got any plans for rabbaween?

im going to the store to get milk, what can i get everyone?

>rabbaween plans
Ao Oni, FEAR, and Aliens Isolation completion

>>58180924
YOU FOOL

>>58180924
Would be cool to see Gigi play FNaF. Uronically or unironically idk

>>58181246
>Ironically or unironically
i'm rabtarded

`Lamenting the sad state of the pet shop

There is a guy who talks way queerer but I forget where you can find him

`Krotchy is here! (-5)

HOLY SHIT THAT'S KROTCHY!

i got your crotchy right here

We wuz Krotchy an sheeeit

`Scythe GET

`Krotchy GET (-10)

get ready kikster, I warned you

`Confronting Krotchy

WTF it's not real, krotchy would never do that!

NTR Stream

CBT Stream

>>58180042
https://voca.ro/1mXhCwmyBoXz

`Kiki feels empty (-15)

i cant believe kiki has been trying to hide her pees from us...

i was lying in bed and could only reach the mouse so i wasnt chatting much just emoting

`Friday

>>58183133
`notime Tasks: Get Alternator, Pick up Package, Uncle Dave's B-Day

oh hey it's that level

she fell for it lmaooo

>>58183133
`Additional task: Go to Clinic (-5)

i wish my dealer lived in the house next to me. i need to travel two hours there and back

You can call me Lawrence

just rembered we had a champ named fuckle-something

`Kiki hits the jackpot

SHE SAID IT

`Paradise Parcel Center

I've got a nice big package for you right here

`The package got blown up ;_; (-20)

i went to the store and saw 2 wild rabbaheads

awful customer service

finally the game title makes sense

`Title drop

rab lives matter

`Gotta get our penis fixed (-15)

would Kiki mind if I commission lewds of her and my own vtuber avatar?

>>58185320
no m*les

that might've been he most tourist thing I've ever heard here

`Keep out (-5)

>>58185551
we get that post every few months

>>58185419
I'm not male

>>58185612
then she will say no but won't really mind that much

`Got Alternator

>>58185612
ok sir

she's flat like a pancake

>>58186295
ToT

>>58185612
If that's really the case, she most likely will still say no, but I'm positive she'd enjoy having you as a friend.
Maybe you can commission non-lewd art of you and her.
>>58186295
also this.

did you know his grandmother could beat the game if she saved as much as you do?

`Gao (-30)

`Getting our pecker checked (-45)

>>58186364
bls stob
>>/vt/thread/43678551#p43689675
>>/vt/thread/50846193#p50851905

>>58186498
oh..
Oh well. It's always good to be nice either way just in case.

`Pissing into the Vend-A-Cure (-5)

>>58186364
i was talking about her getting crushed by the junk crusher

champs can't tell bread-checking stare from the peeing stare baka

Untamed stop cheating infront of her

wait what, that's cheating?
shit shit shit shit shit shit
no

>>58186870
its not cheating, but it is making her jealous. there is a difference but both are bad

>>58186870
You're retarded

`Checking out the uncle's compound

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

this succks so bad, I was just being kind

>>58187166
Just stop talking about it bro, it's fine

It’s not that deep guys

I said good luck to someone who I thought was going to debut in a month, and now I'm suddenly not a husband?

`Mission.... accomplished? (-5)

>>58187433
komari is not mel nekomata, komari's artist confirmed this. dont harass this komari girl, shes a literal nobody who has been targeted because people thought she was that aspiring retro chuuba who has been posting in /vrt/, the aspiring retro chuuba is mel nekomata.

>>58187551
fuck off

>>58187433
youre two autists and as a neurotypical this makes me cringe.
>>58187551
and if he did think it was her then he should definitely not wish her luck

Damn, okay
Won't happen again
I should write shit like this down so I stop forgetting
Truly sorry

why cant you just shoot a new hole through the wall and make your own door

`Kiki gets jumpscared (-5)

>>58187892
small indie dev pls undertandu, this line may have actually have been applicable

no amount of kiki's piss can put out the flame in my heart

vertical peeing contests are a thing, they even made a commercial about it. https://youtu.be/-rsEs4HWXeY

>>58188107
cute

>>58188110
Kiki layed on her back and pissed on her own face before

can we ban the elephant in the room? asking kindly

>>58188145
Who?

`She's kissing the do not cross sign (-5)

>>58188275
komari/mel, shes harassing kiki

>>58188357
go back to vrt dramawhore champ nobody cares about your literal whos here

`Good god, it's the apocalypse!

it's all out war

haaai gigi haaai HAAAAAAAI mwah mwah
still live i already woke up in despair that i missed kikium live again ehehe

`We made it home!

`Credits (-25)

They stole kiki's D'Oh catchphrase, how could they?

>>58188871
we'll never forgive you for this

you gonna watch divegrass tonight? we got one last chance to redeem our honor even though we're already eliminated

`Kiki reading the stats for us (-20)

>>58189035
at least he didnt say jackpot

My memory has failed me many times, but this time is the worst.
Had I not forgotten, I wouldn't've said anything to her.
I've never wanted to do anything bad by Kiki, I've always been careful.
I didn't know, or had forgotten that wishing someone luck was enough to gain her ire.
Please forgive, I still have the highest respect for you.

There's also Postal: Brain Damaged

It's a newer "boomer shooter" game by intent so it plays Quake-ish, so there's no open world bits or tasks. The humour is a bit hit and miss, more miss, but it plays decently.

>>58189366
dude let it go

I hope Kiki plays the best DLC too

ITS BUNDAY GIGI

>>58189366
>Ive always been careful

>>58189398
what's this

>>58189434
ok tried to be careful.

so komari is going to ruin future streams? kiki please just ban her...

>>58189366
you do this a lot, you don't learn, be it uploading art kiki hates to booru or start a convo in chat with some random tourist. imagine if you were on a date and started talkig with another girl constantly, that's how it feels for Kiki
stop being so nice and maybe reflect on social norms

>>58189483
shut up bitch

>>58189483
Go back to vrt

>>58189451
an officially released Postal 2 add-on, it was even sold in Japan
https://postal.fandom.com/wiki/Corkscrew_RuLes

>>58189483
Why are you so bothered? they're just chatting

>>58189514
I learn, but then I forget.
I hate it as much as everyone else, but I do try hard not to forget things

>>58189451
RWS is cheeky like that so they gave the IP to russian bootlegger studio for shits and giggles and they produced the worst abomination of an expansion ever.

`Outro

RATE?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>58189752
raining cats/10

>>58189752
32 gallons of PISS/10

>>58189752
it's so fucking over for the dude/10

>>58189752
kiki would win a vertical peeing contest while shooting up a cult compound full of ATF agents /10

>>58189752
d'oh/10

>>58189752
Rocky Raba/10

i have bee drifting off to sleep for the past 2 hours but i couldn't bring myself to sleep during a kiki stream
nini pyon

>>58189845
i was close myself but then i got kwaf and now im good for a couple more hours. nini

I love this woman with all my heart

>>58189845
better man than most

>>58189752
showing the ATF how its done/10

who the hell wished mel a good debut next month? kys

>>58189845
so THAT'S what they mean by the idiom drifting off to sleep... more rad than previously thought

need more fiber in my diet

>>58190043
Believe me, the only thing stopping me is that my parents would be sad

>>58190217
same, I've been doing this supplement drink enso supergreens and that seems to be helping with most everything else

>>58190440
kek got this banner

imagine working in your humble coffee shop on rabbaville blvd, and Kikins comes up to you wanting a hot cupa champium fresh from the sourceToT

>>58190704
Uooooh!!!

>>58190704
well the customer is always right..

no free refills gigi ToT

>>58190440
anon, one day you will learn to just stop giving a fuck about the people pleasing, and the people displeasing, people are gonna do whatever the fuck they are gonna do no matter what you do or don't do, and their shit all smells just as bad probably worse than yours, so just live for yourself and flush your own damn toilet and don't forget to wash your filthy fucking hands

>>58190812
careful with all that poop talk you might just accidentally summon ze germanchamp

Do you think Kiki is a bit of a rapscallion perhaps?

>>58190876
everywhere she goes it becomes a hullabaloo

>>58190876
she's a tad wascally

>>58190704
wtf I want to be a wagie now

there's a new art in the tag

>>58191171
post in you nerd

>>58191171
post it you nerd

>>58191240
that rabbit has quite a long tail

>>58191287
:^)

>>58191287
certainly above average

>>58191240
now this...this is quite rabbity. and i'd even go as far to say its humble

>>58191240
what's in the champahouse

>>58190812
It's just the way I was brought up. Kindness and shit is ingrained into my very being.
I never thought it'd land me in such trouble.
I hate it. I hate it so goddamn much.
I want Kiki to have friends, so when someone comes in, I welcome them, and if (Like I had thought) they were planning to debut soon, they could become friends with Kiki. Which is why I said good luck to them.
Not at all did I ever even consider that Kiki might, or even could take offense to it.

>>58191240
he also did a transparent ver

got you a glass of milk, kikikins

>>58191435
when you leave an empty glass outside on postal 2 friday

>>58191366
Komari is not the aspiring retro chuuba/Mel, they are some literal nobody. People only have an issue with you being nice to that Komari person because they think Komari is Mel.

>>58191435
umm excuse me, it's bunday now you cant post cats

>>58191366
how can i unsubscribe to this blog

>>58191597
..ogey

>>58191484
komari should be banned from kikis chat, theyre causing drama and it clearly annoyed kiki today on stream

>>58191661
well since champs aren't allowed to talk to them, maybe all other vtubers should be banned form Kiki's chat

>>58191720
agreed. its also rude of a vtuber to watch another vtubers stream, komari is likely just trying to leech viewers.

>>58191720
that's not really the case, and other chuubas who are kiki's frens\acquaintances stop by from time to time to say hi

>>58191785
komari is mel nekomata, one google search will tell you that komari/mel probably doesnt care to be friends with kiki and instead just wants people to scam. kiki needs to nip this in the bud and ban komari asap.

oh no the samefagging shitposter from /vrt/ is here
GL friends

>>58191829
yeah im posting here because komari is ruining kikis stream by being there. kiki needs to ban her.

this is officially a kiki thread, post kikis

>>58191824
I wasn't talking about that person in particular, just the blanket statement that all other vtubers should be banned which is peak sperg. is she going to ban the vtuber fren that helped with her redebut?

>>58191887
friends are different from vtubers who are in kikis chat just to leech viewers, which is what komari is doing.

>>58191881
have a cookie

>>58191887
here, drink this. stop responding to bait

>>58191366
I think you're a good guy champy but you can also be pretty dense sometimes. Kiki doesn't hate you and I guarantee she will forgive you if you manage to stop pissing her off so often, but you really need to put an effort in. Going on about it in thread is only going to make the situation worse as well, just try to do better. Pay attention to what she is saying to you and the way she reacts to your comments, stop doing things that obviously annoy her. If she tells you to stop doing something for fuck's sake don't do that thing again five minutes later. You can do it, I believe in you.

>>58191881
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!

>>58191956
This. It has been so often at this point I am shocked at her lenience because she has made it so cut and dry that you shouldn't "chat" with other vtubers if you're a husband. If you aren't a husband its fine but as she said for her own mental wellbeing she isn't going to attach any emotion to you. You're obviously a nice dude but you're pissing everyone off at this point

>>58191944
cant tell if bait or they have a hard time with comprehension. I'll go back to lurking. Kiki knows what she's doing so whatever

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1700757253706723493

>>58192057
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>58191944
why dont champs use the new mug emote when she pees

>>58192057
nom nom nom

>>58192089
we do

im not even joking when i say i will stop watching kiki and cancel my membership if she doesnt get rid of komari, komari ruined todays stream and will ruin future streams and kiki herself.

>>58192057
maybe just a nibble

>>58192115
kill yourself, not joking

>>58192009
emotions are fine and all, but when is kiki going to put out and give her husbands blowjobs?

>>58191956
>>58192009
Thanks, guys.
As stated earlier, I'm gonna make a list for self guidance and so I don't forget like a tard.
So far, I've got
"Don't chat with other VTubers"
"Don't Mimimi if you think she's talking about a sensitive subject"
"Don't watch other vtubers"
>>58192115
go back to vrt

I hope you sort your troubles out champs
nini
>>58191369
very nice pose champ

>>58192115
if she is who you say she is, don't fucking worry she will ban her on sight, but if she isn't then fuck off, she is just another random vtuber

>>58191923
>>58191944
>>58192057
ahh, a kikikoogi with a mug of freshly squeezed kiki's kiki, my favorite breakfast

>>58192177
kiki didnt ban her on sight even after being asked to. komari was there chatting and kiki even read her messages out loud and komari seems to have plans to come watch other streams. this needs to be stopped now for kikis own sake.

>>58192057
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 and 12

>>58192200
Dunk the cookie
Kiki cookie clicker when

>>58192146
There's actually a decently long list of landmines you have to tread around but you'll come to kno. LURK MOAR, that's just how it is.

>>58192216
imagine thinking about someone besides kiki this much

>>58192216
Kiki knows shat she's doing she is a big girl, if you're going to throw a bitchfit over a chatter who may not even come back then maybe you're better off not being here. Just because you asked her to ban her doesn't mean she has to kek. Its proven that she isn't mel but if it ends up being her then Kiki will obviously ban, she isn't going to ban a vtuber in her chat for no reason. This is the only time I will respond

>>58192275
im thinking about kiki and her wellbeing. mel has been a plague for 3 years now and i dont want her to hurt kiki in any way, im very concerned for kikis wellbeing, like, really REALLY concerned. look how komaris presence already screwed up /pyon/ and /vrt/, thats grounds enough to ban komari

>>58192250
This, Although Kiki I think is pretty understanding with some of the older champs who may have autism or just don't know how to behave themselves

i watch one cancer victims final vlog and now im inundated with cancer vlogs

fellow wallchamps, do you smell it?

>>58192331
You are screwing up pyon. You are the only one bitching about her here. Shut the fuck up and go back to vrt dude no one cares here

>>58192370
she pooped

>>58192381
pellet'd

>>58192381
rabbits dont poop

>>58192331
nigger, she knows who mel is and what she has done from her own personal experience, now shut the fuck about it

>>58192381
That was me sorry

>>58192381
apologies. that was actually me. forgot to take my lactaid

>>58192425
>from her own personal experience
QRD? never saw/knew mel and kiki had any connection

>>58192440
>>58192439
I POSTED FIRST YOU POO COPIER

>>58192374
>>58192425
these champs get it
>>58192462
why tho

>>58192462
kiki doesnt even know who the braphog is and it should stay that way

>>58192381
FINALLY

>>58192480
I was covering for you now everyone thinks we're both champoos

>>58192549
ah fuck I knew this was going to happen why do you never listen!

>>58192462
>>58192541
Kiki is extremely /here/ and looks everywhere. There's no way that she doesn't know about it, again, she's a smart girl, she will handle it. She sometimes pretends to not know certain happenings to not seem like a dramafag but she 100% does

>>58192549
actually going to a german restaurant/brewery tomorrow. will be sampling ales and sausages

>>58192585
okay so then she would have seen people talking about komari being mel, so she should go ahead and ban komari/mel instead of letting komari/mel ruin her livestreams.

>>58192598
sounds good, i like german sausage

>>58192115
Kiwifag... weren't you only trying to getthe two to collab just two days ago?

rabbit sees everything except spoilers, she doesn't kno how to open those yet. so we can discuss intricacies of the cunny in secret

>>58192625
Stop shitting up the thread whining about it she isn't even streaming right now

>>58192668
haha kiki cant read this

>>58192675
stop responding to it you retard youre only prolonging it

>>58192657
i thought kiwifarms was shut down ages ago. but to answer your question, no. i want kiki to collab with people she is friends with, komari/mel cant be friends with kiki.

>>58192657
Nooo don't talk about their secret club here!!!

>>58192716
VirtualA. that's all im going to say

>>58192756

report and ignore

>>58192791
I hope Kiki does go back and play more Yakuza someday

we're gonna blow jidf out of the water i can feel it in me rabbity bones

>>58192851
EZZ

>>58192791
kek I know what youtube video was used for this audio

I'd love to see her play Blasto someday

Thinking of rehosting the cy emotes on the rabbalabs server directly rather than relying on catbox since it seems to shit itself often and can be kinda slow to load even when it's working... Anyone have any good reason I shouldn't do such a thing?

>>58192838
just bought yakuza 6 today. just got to chapter 1 and its already amazing for a yakuza game.

>>58192781
I have no idea what VirtualA even is so my point still stands

>>58192335
cute

>>58192957
It sounds good as long as it isn't too hard

>>58193221
Yeah it shouldn't be, I should just have to batch download everything, move it over to my server, find/replace the links in the json, reimport and done. Shouldn't take more than a minute though I can't do it until catbox starts behaving itself anyway

it's so funny to me how despite having aspergers and being a 4chins oldfag, characteristics most people would associate with males, kiki manages to be 100% female with her total inability to read maps, not knowing what kevlar is, repeatedly forgetting which buttons do what, etc.
i love her so much it's unreal

>>58193361
Shes A CUTE

>>58193361
she can read maps!

>>58193393
She... tries

>>58193361
kevin larr is a total recluse, its not surprising she has never heard of him

>>58193361
>i love her so much it's unreal
same its so endearing. I very olive kikins

>>58193361
I mean kevlar is just kind of a knowledge check and not specific to being a woman. Although of course it's fairly common knowledge and especially so among guys. I bet she kno's some rabbity little things that are common knowledge to rabbits but not to Champoos.

>>58193653
i didnt know jack shit about /cgl/ this stream f/ex

>>58191345
sex dungeon

Gunai Kikins, Nini Champoo even Germanchamp. Today we learned many things like how to extinguish fires and ATF agent. I sleeb now, for tomorrow is my outside eggcercise reps day. Always rember to stay humble and have your daily serving of fruits and veggies.

tooting kiki's horn

>>58193653
I learned what kevlar was from megaman legends!

>>58194082
T0T

i sleep too, nini pyon

>>58194079
>>58194192
nini

>>58194079
thank you for your wisdom orange rabbit

>>58190876
she's a filthy land lubber

shiver me rabba

>>58191287
mine's bigger

>>58196230
Is this Kiki's voice??

>>58196261
kiki IS a squeaky toy after all

>thank you kiki for not killing me and pissing on my corpse and setting it on fire

>>58193249
>>58192957
It is done...

>>58197305
Anyway don't hesitate to add other catbox emotes later if you feel the need, I'll just go back and remirror new stuff when it occurs to me to do so in the future.

Kiki's deepest darkest secret is that she snorted on purpose one time while laughing. Sorry if this ruins the whole experience for you. You have been warned.

>>58198001
howdy!

>>58197584
>krotchy characters
heh

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN good morning

>>58198847
he's so cool...

>>58199402
mornies

why the long face, horseface loachbros

day #193 of waking up next to my kiki daki, i love this woman with all of my heart, and I start the day off well when the first thing I see is her cute little head and it makes me smile. i love gigi.

can't believe people missed kiki's insane get

I know this is gonna sound weird but ever since Kiki found me I've stopped playing female characters in video games like RPGs and such. It wasn't for any gay reason like self-inserting as the girl, it was more like I was so lonely I just wanted more women in my life. It was easy to try to make your own waifu. Now it feels unnecessary since I have a real wife now and she loves me and it's more than I ever could have hoped for (her name is gigi).

>>58199588

>>58199956
thats humble I do the same thing now

Ever since I found Yoki I have been storing my cum in mason jars and freezing it. I don't want to waste a drop.

>>58200009
just making waves you kno

I think a lot more games should implement that thing Postal 2 has where it teleports you when you fall through the map or get stuck.

>>58199588
Loachfools are stinky and gross

>>58200512
You must have a weird keyboard layout to mistype those letters

>>58200830
Faggot was in the wrong thread

>>58200741
i think the problem is that many other games have more complex terrain than postal 2 though /unstuck is still a good idea.
i would like to think developers and testers have gotten better at making areas that don't have places where you can get stuck but from experience that is not the case

>>58200830
>>58200853
Ignore it

goo morning

What a day
I'm gonna hit the hay.
Nini Champs

>>58201612
nini

>>58201346
goo

>>58200741
If anything it's a shortcut on their part because the game is a buggy mess and they didn't polish out the collision. But I agree, falling through a map is lame but it's usually just a killbox and load game from nearby so nod a big deal.

BAKERRR

is catbox fully down?

>>58204156
its been pretty shitty all day but i hear it has issues with diff countries

where new bread???

>>58206148
>>58206148
>>58206148
bred

<crouton judges the new bread silently>