/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

You die if you buy Towa

>>5776397
we all die some time.

/wah/ is sharing their comfy, say something nice about /wah/

>>5776535
Based miko digits.

Cheer AZKi, she is doing her best!

Please hold rushia...
hold her tight and never let go... she and all other sankisei members deserve it...

>>5776627
kek

>>5776663
EN AWAY, I'm going home

>>5776535
wah!
thanks for covering for my lateness

stop sell sheep
mofu mofu vroom voom hop on the broom lets go to the moon

>>5776663
i only sold 2 rushis to round out the numbers, i will hold her to the end rushibro

>>5776663
That's one really cute Rushi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRn1--oWPNA
Unarchived RBC Karaoke. She's using Auto-Tune and it appears to be set to the wrong key, this is teetee as fuck. Get in bros

>>5776663
i will

>>5777329
roboco out there showing her o face

>>5776663
Don't worry I'm holding her tight

NEVER BUY TOWA

>>5777329
based

>>5776663
o7 if anything I'll buy more if she gets bogged again

>>5778657
She's so fucking cute, and something about her voice is so lewd.

dont buy towa

>he didnt buy
>he didnt hodl

Why.

>>5780266
F5

I finally got le funni number

>>5770455
I'm not playing at adjustment time anymore, 6 am is too much for me / I have ~1900 okayu who seems to never go up / I'm too lazy to calculate out my plays
I'll be okay, I don't mind falling down the rankings
nice dubs

>>5781196
WASTED

WE DIDN'T MADE IT WE WERE SO CLOSE

To the ABAYO shitposters, here you go, new and improved "lol, suisei"

At least towa poster lost, so it's alright

>>5781232

>>5781232

>>5781256
It's perfect

>>5781273
You took everything from me!

Rushia brought me a Lambo.
Now I dump her.

>>5781353
Here's "omg, marine"

>>5782201
Whoops. Forgot the blur/tilt-shift.

I knew after Usaken everything was going to go down but these numbers are proper $ROPE material.

>tfw no AKA trainroll sung with all the girls

Sankisei chads can't stop winning.

>>5785186
>Artist doesn't know how to draw huge boobs
>Hides the huge boobs behind something.
Every time.

>>5785186
why does sencho have shark teeth?

>>5785426
Denture

>>5785655
Female Rance but with limiters

>>5785186
how ready are you

>>5786532
200% ready, Maririne Namba one!

>>5786532
Only half as ready as you.

>>5786795
rare post, only 4 on the board by md5 2 are schizos
how about honk auctioning soundposts (and posts in general), I believe players would pay a hefty sum to own om3tcw ingame.

>>5787056
did someone say audio supas?

>>5776245
5th gen is the most wholesome gen.

>>5787056
I'd lose it all to om3tcw

>>5787056
>yfp pays 30 million for it and copyright strikes everyone else who post it on this thread

>McAfee coin is getting its first articles
Let's see if my last month's trading reps will pay off for real.

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total shares in circulation are 142,461.
>This is a 0.05% increase from yesterday's value. More specifically, it is a net gain of SIXTY-SIX (66) shares in 22 hours.
>Rushia maintains the top slot as biggest coin, with 14,106 shares.
>Ayamy reclaims the bottom slot for smallest coin, at 405 shares.

Top 5 Share Increases:
>Choco :: +55.6%
>Pochimaru :: +36.2%
>Matsuri :: +36.1%
>Nana :: +31.9%
>Ayamy :: +26.2%

Top 5 Share Decreases:
>AZKi :: -16.1%
>Nene :: -15.8%
>Iofi :: -14.5%
>Reine :: -14%
>Botan :: -12.5%

Nobody had any 0% changes, but Civia managed a 0.9% growth. That's neat.

Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $65,346.48 at time of writing.
>This is a 1.7% increase from yesterday.
>The total value of all non-liquid assets is $1,214,554,755.80.
>The average value per share is $8,525.52
>The average total value per stock is $24,786,831.75

Top 5 Value Growths:
>AZKi :: +22.3%
>Aki :: +17.4%
>Subaru :: +16.5%
>Rushia :: +12.7%
>Nene :: +11.6%

Top 5 Value Losses:
>Nana :: -26.1%
>Pochimaru :: -16.5%
>Choco :: -13.4%
>Ayamy :: -11.8%
>Nabi :: -11.6%

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately. Reports, including previous reports, can be found in the database in the OP.

>>5789154
based

I haven't entered since 4 hours before adjustments I'm financially ruined

>>5761670
anon...

>>5789052
I'm starting to think I should have sold at 0.08

>>5789861
You'll have an opportunity in a few hours.
https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1624920550077.jpg

>>5790071
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>>5790177
NINETEEN LOVE

>>5790177
WE'RE NOT WORTHY OF THE NINETEENTH HOUR

Preliminary numbers are in.

SELL EVERYTHING. HOLY SHIT TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE RED AS FUCK.

>>5791515
I haven't logged in today and I won't sell my 15 million investment

>>5791515
No i'm not selling fuck you nigger choke on ina's horse cock

>>5791515
BUY CIVIA! Only thing getting red is her cheeks!

>>5791515
anon, you didn't sell everything already?

>>5791674
Mostly everything. Was busy buying more Maririn. I've got half a mil liquid for buying more Maririn.

>>5780903
godspeed you magnificent bastard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l44ih2KWJAo
35 hours

>>5791940
Aki/Roboco song tomorrow, Suisei song on Wednesday. It's a very good week. unless you're a Coco stan I guess.

I got 2/3 of my capital on liquid and 1/3 on Oshi coin.

>>5791515
where do i see these preliminary numbers?

>>5791967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_djNpDqm3Q it's amazing what kind of black magic they have in Japanese studios. no way that dragon hit those notes lmfao. I'm gonna fucking miss this bitch.
>>5792150
poi and socialblade. You have to be careful with poi, some channels have yesterday+today combined right now, like Watame.

>>5792150
Anon do you have your special nasfaq glasses on?

>>5792150
by looking at youtube

WHY IS EVERYTHING GOING DOWN? STOP SELLING

>>5792273
poi shows marine as 0 even though she should be around 700k

>>5792470
Put on the nasfaq glasse retard

>>5792435
>he doesn't know

>>5792470
Closer to 1m actually, I hope you did your buy maririn reps.

>>5792470
SELL

>>5792654
I swear to God if Maririn gets Susan'd, Susan is getting KyoAni'd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dpbc3WeN2Fo Ame goslings why have u been hiding this gem from us? she's perfect

this... is not normally

>>5792851
>Ame goslings why have u been hiding this gem from us? she's perfect
Because /vt/ schizos don't deserve her after the amegeddon

>>5792851
How can we point out just one gem when she's damn well full of them?

>>5793033
>amegeddon
No idea what that is. Ame is the only EN I'm subbed to.

>>5793246
Good thing, let that thing remain in the archives

>>5793479
Only schizos purityfags would care about that anyway.

>>5793246
someone who used to follow her roomate dug up some posts

>>5792470
and what happened last time we got susaned?
HYPE

>>5794335
This shit only worked in /jp/, friend. I don't think theres many unicorns in /vt/ at all, only idolfags.

screw numbers, screw rrats, screw the market, luv me oshi, luv me bro's oshis let'er dip for tomorrow as if I care black hole fucking hands I hope you fuckers sold early and bought something worthwhile with it.

>>5789154
Thank you for this

I dumped about 3m coins because I knew this would happen after Usaken. I don't think we're getting susan'd but I'm very happy if we are.

>>5793479
Too late.
>>5794187
You're right. What a gigantic fucking nothingburger and waste of a half hour that was. Fuck trying to read through /jp/hlgg/ that shit gave me cancer.
>>5794335
Thanks for the image, knew I was in the right spot when I saw it.
>>5794347
I fucking love this image lmao.
>>5794446
Am neither. Just ronery and easily entertained.

>>5795739
When people tell you not to do your archive reps, in a thread that always tell people to do their archive reps, that should raise a flag

>>5795839
You made it sound like it was an extra spicy yab. I couldn't resist.
Thu Oct 1 12:31:11 2020
No wonder I had no idea, I was too busy taking meds over the Taiwan yab.
I HOPE YOU ALL SOLD YOUR SHIT, TOMORROW THE DIPS ARE GOING TO DRAW BLOOD.

Did find a Gura clip I actually enjoyed while I was in there though: https://files.catbox.moe/c7tcl0.mp4

>>5795882
Let the dips come i have nothing on me

Towa? more like Tocunt am i right

>>5796915
Is this Tower's Top-10-money tower?

If Amegeddon is what I think it is then lol.

>>5795739
The ones who don't watch Ame cared more than the teamates. I'm happy that someone was there to help her and even happier that it was one of us autists

>>5796915
only the most accomplished of wordsmiths could ever dream to achieve what you've done here today anon

>>5797215
Yeah the after sex zucchini was one of the best shit i ate in my entire life

>>5795839
Calling it >the amegeddon and telling people to "let that thing remain in the archives" is a surefire way to get people to look for it.
Anyways, that was a fun read. Seeing schizos having a mental breakdown is always entertaining. Congrats on bringing more attention to it, retardchama.

>>5795882
That was absolutely completely utterly disappointing.
Having a laugh with the cowboy boots thing tho

>>5795882
>>5798966
Nevermind, it actually got good.

I never thought I'd say this, especially as a euro, but I miss the old adjustment time. Marine is up nearly 20% so far, by the time the lazy poi niggers start buying in 6 hours she'll be overbought to shit. The beauty of the old time is that you really had to speculate and do your reps. I know adjustment becomes less important at higher net worths but it was still fun, right?

>>5795882
meh I had my entire portfolio liquidated yesterday. Im good
meido had to delete 6 fucking threads just to make the whole shitshow subside. To compare the scale of how fast the threads were, it was a couple of posts/minute faster than Gura's first Karaoke stream. I still don't know if anon's arm/thigh slits were legit. Hope it wasn't real

>>5799746
lazy poi fags don't deserve money

yes, I'm holding.
never selling nocoiners, you are only getting my coins over my dead cold body.

>>5799746
you concern yourself too much with people overbuying coins, if you're early, you're going to profit. this new mechanic just ensure that some people always lose every single adjustment

finally did my Hologra reps. if this were an anime, I'm pretty sure I'd stop watching the chuubas themselves and just inject Hologra directly into my blood. hope you're not holding any of the pictured bags.

>>5801482
>finally did my Hologra reps
So you watched Hologra? Why weren't you doing it before?

>>5799746
poifags get in later though, or at least you should get in first if you aren't playing around it yourself

>>5801537
Nah, I had a few weeks worth to catch up on. They're so short, I like watching a bunch back to back so it feels like a sketch anime.

>>5801555
Before poifags only had a really small time frame where numbers are finalized and they can buy in so if they didn't do research they wouldn't be able to buy at all, slowing down the post adjustment crash. Now they have a ton of time to buy resulting in the post adjustment crash happening way faster

>>5802413
they already had ~6h, yes it's worse, but now even overbuying is a thing so if you get in that late you are probably buying something priced in.

>>5802642
>5802642
Numbers usually finalized at around 10 ET and adjustment was at 1 ET

send help, mogu mogu is stuck in my head and now it's stuck in yours

>>5803111
should I be mad? double mogu mogu

>>5803111
great now I have Suiseis blue clapper noises and mogumogu looping in my head

>>5795739

>>5803286
mogu mogu

>>5776245
How does this game work? What do they track and how do they translate it into what they show on screen?

>>5803495
"stonks"

>>5803495
how about you click the first link in the OP lazychama

you WILL

>>5803544
I want the actual formula. How would I know if I make the right choice if I don't know how the fuck they calculate their shit?

>>5803619
If we had the actual formula there would be no game

>>5803619
Just buy Towa, you will be fine.

>>5803540
Huh, I just realized the "rope" soundpost has the 12" version and this one has the single version. Neat.
>>5803619
What >>5803639 said.

>>5803660
>>5803639
Wait, so the numbers don't take into account how many people actually bought the coins?

>>5803695
They do, retardchama. There's also some black magic that calculates stock value. How about you read the "Info" page?

>>5803695
You are making my IQ drop harder than a Aqua stream.

>>5803716
I did that's why I'm confused how knowing the formula would ruin the game. The real game is to play sentiment with people. Knowing the formula should not affect this.

>>5803619
>How would I know if I make the right choice if I don't know how the fuck they calculate their shit?
Insider trading is illegal, fraudchama

>>5803757
>play sentiment with people.
Nani? Dude, if we all knew the formula, it would just be a race to buy/sell before we hit a target value. It's not like we have NO idea how it works. Day to day views go up, value goes up.

>>5803757
Because bots.
Also the game it's more PvE than PvP

>>5803757
everyone would only make good choices if we had the formula

>>5803575
Her interview with Tamaki was really good, I hope people give it a watch.

>>5803845
>Tamaki
NO MALES. CENA IS A JOBBER.

>>5799746
The best that can happen is that you buy cheap and the someone else overbuys, because during adjustment the coin will go down and other anons will buy the dip, inflating it even more, then you sell.

>>5801565
I find it great how they keep over-animating the episodes, as in animating characters/entities even when they aren't speaking or are main focus of the scene, adds a lot of replay value.

>>5804098
They're full of little visual gags too. I just noticed Rushia glaring at Watame's rack in this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVDcEsz5k_Q
This entire episode is gold too, RBC's car alarm shouldn't be that funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8CK7s_VZvo
I didn't take a screenshot, but if Noel is running, they can get to Naruto vs. Pain level smear effects for the booba bounce. It's hilarious.

Hi-
Just as a heads up, we plan on releasing something special to all current nasfaq users for Coco's graduation on July 1st. Anticipate it!
No one is getting bogged, but you won't want to miss it

>>5803345

>>5804678
Impostor!

>>5804678
WE GETTING BOGGED
PANIC

>>5803907
Oh believe me, I know, I just, I just miss the old days. Things were more interesting then.

>>5804678
EVERYONE IS GETTING A YACHT LETS GOOOO

>>5804711
I had the mogu loop going while looking at this. I can't stop laughing.

>>5804678
Calling it now, players will lose 10k for every Coco they sold after Cocos graduation announcement.

>>5804777
the truth hath thou speaketh

>>5804678
>No one is getting bogged.
WE ARE 100% GETTING BOGGED SELL EVERYTHING

>>5804777
Alternatively players will get 10k for each Coco they held. Maybe some kind of faggy badge.

>>5804777
i mean, of course, after her grad her value will plummet. thats how bag holding works.

>>5799746
>>5800041
you're not seriously telling me I am inclining because I do my plays directly at adjustment or 2-3 hours after at the latest aside from Mikochi mooning, obviously?

>>5804676
>Rushia glaring at Watame's rack
Kek, never noticed that.

>>5804818
no Anon, I mean the game devs kept track of how many Coco we the players have been buying and selling and were going to get rewarded/penalized for our buy/sell/hodl stats of Cococoin.

>inb4 it's the bragging rights badge thing

>>5804678
what if I never held any significant amount out of respect to the tatsunokos disregarding the vultures buying her?

>>5804968
>ritualposters proudly showing off their badges first post each thread just to get some value out of it
ah what the hell gimme that shit right now

>>5805074
he said everyone, i wouldnt take any of the doomposting to heart. it probably be some sort of profile badge

>>5805123
was just curious. actually I don't want to know if it's supposed to be a surprise.

>>5804678
But zhonk I no want coco badge

>>5805463

>>5805497

>>5805463
>>5805497
>>5805527

>>5805628

>>5805628
anonchama, your soundpost isnt working

>>5805875
works on my computer, not even that anon.
try this one, if that doesn't work that's on (you)

>>5805896
based

>>5805896
I will never get bored of this, Polka is a gift upon humanity.

Just a reminder that from July 2nd onwards we will start using Bilibili viewcounts. Anticipate it!

>>5806049

>>5806049

>>5806049
We're finally getting Artiacoins. Zhonk please do it

Watching Choco play APEX has actually been enough to put me off coming back for the midseason split, I hate pubs so much.

to commemorate coco graduation, nasfaq trading cooldown would be adjusted from 10min to instant trading for an hour.

>>5806487
this idea is retarded enough that I might do it, I hope you're all ready to buy 500 rushia each

>>5806533
I'm ready all right

>>5806533
>enter amount: 2000
>press enter
>get queued together with the other hundred players that bought
>end up buying Rusky at 57k because of shit internet

>>5806533
coco would love this. do it

>>5789861
Well, sure hope you did by now, anon.

>>5806459
I basically only play with friends and I'm still having fun for the most part.
Every time I play with randoms I have PTSD flashbacks to my League days. A 15-minute wait time to play the game alone is nothing to avoid that.

>>5806773
I was enjoying this season then all my friends quit, trying to play Valk with pubs is, uh, not fun.

>>5806143
>>5806049
Might start a daily reminder that your shit is still not implemented with those very posts just to shit on you because it will never happen.

>>5806533
make sure you have a reset-button or the whole fucking leaderboard will flip.

Jesas Coco!

>>5807083

>>5807083
the amount of high-effort shitposting we all love to see right here

>>5806773
>>5806927
nasfaq apex when?

>>5807083
I'm sure it was a 10 minute photoshop job for someone who actually knows WTF they're doing but that tattoo is a work of art. I dogeza anon.

dunno if anyone cares but I suspect I just learned in case you have a tie on the oshiboard, nasfaq actually sorts alphabetically. If you say any crown suddenly named "AAAAAAAAAAA", you now know why.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAThe artist formerly known as 暗闇の中でダンサー.

>>5807206
yeah no ones catching up to you in a while bud.

>>5807035
If we can have Civia then we can also have Artia. I beleb on you zhonk. Include Chowa while you're at it

>>5807270
but still you fuckers keep buying, driving my market share down and stressing me out

>>5807372
well no one said I was going down without a fight.

dunno how many of you are aware of frame-skipping in youtube just like mpv (, and .), here you go.

i bought a fistful of treerat because i like her
now she's just sitting there, below my MPP, every fucking day, making the same divideneds every fucking week and this dumb fucking face all the time

i still don't have the heart to sell

>>5808676
She won HFZ so I'm holding in hopes that SHE'S HERE and will do karaoke.

>>5808781
You fool, if she were here she'd just bog herself harder and harder for the memes.

>>5808831
What do you think the "break" was for?

Mikofag won't be able to make the next OP I guess.

>>5809561
Jannies, it was an inside joke referring to a player of this very game which is on topic for 3 months of generals already.

>>5809561
>>5809582
I mean, it was posted without context

>>5803286
Fuck the SEC, fuck Cover and most importantly, fuck jannies!

>bought oshi
>got bogged
>bought more oshi
>lost divvies
>buying even more oshi
>lose lambo

i regret nothing and no one can fucking stop me

>>5807083
I want to believe

>>5808676
Treerat, onegai... Use your market manipulation magic

Fuck jannies man

>>5810556
you will be rewarded in heaven, fellow oshicoiner.

God are they allowed to make Mio's new outfit that hot. That unbuttoned top should not be legal

>>5811555
>Jacket is removable
bros I'm not gonna make it.

Mio releasing all she got to attract mates

>>5811875
she can stop, she already has me

>>5811875
please let me impregnate this hag

>>5811916
>>5811968
you gotta pump her full anons, the moment she get another cat we might be too late

>already 230k views
MIO LOVE!

>>5812165
mio so getting pumped today

>Coco make another short video
Fuck it, graduate already you orange bitch

>>5812748
your own fault thinking she will take a break before her graduation. of course, coco will pump videos.

>>5812800
I cannot believe there were people who actually thought Coco would take a break instead of pumping out as much content as possible before she goes.

>>5812830
here's hoping that coco knew nasfaq exists and on grad day she drops 20 short vids

>UI mama streams today
Isn't much, but it's some profit.

>>5776245
Newfag here in this thread, can someone explain what this thread is about?
Is this just the same with the numbers thread?

>>5812930
number thread with a game

>>5812930
Super quick summary: we do numberfag, yes, but instead of coping we lose money AND we don't buy towa

>>5812930
>Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on trading of coins that represent the members of hololive.

>>5812930
reading-repschama pls

>>5812930
Illiterate retards are not permitted here.
Please read carefully the OP.

MORI IS FUCKING ADJUSTING DOWN AGAIN HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5813258
get susand

>>5812748
This is an half hour long

>>5813281
her 700k number is going to be lost like what the fuck

>>5813305
people cry when she doesnt stop streaming
people cry when she gets susand so its as if she didnt stream
what do you people want

>>5807343
Just Civia.

>>5813330
>What do you people want
They probably want a predictable route to a lot of free money.

>>5813305
>>5813330
sorry i brainfarted and got coco and cali mixed, i am infact retarded.

please for the love of god pull the numbers at the old time and hold them, this shit with mori every few days is driving me fucking insane

are you guys ready for red tuesday? lovely mori discount too

>>5813386
It's Youtube API, not on Zhonk's end. Music channels count differently in the API for some fucking reason.

>>5809561
>mikofag is german

>>5813438
it's the timing, music channels update twice a day, it was rarely a problem before but now adjustment is after the tick of the "next" day and it keeps fucking up because of that

>5k
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??

?

holy fuck, my networth gone

Awww shit

holy shit, I just bought one of everything for the lols

>All but 2 coins went red.
>Sora crabbed
Holy fucking shit.

>>5813584
>>5813580
>>5813565
Should've sold when you had the chance. Unless you were oshicoining, then I don't know.

HONK YOU FUCKING NIGGERFAGGOT MY WIFE FILED A DIVORCED AND MY INSURANCE WONT PAY FOR THE CAR ACCIDENT YOU CAUSED FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Well there's your 12k Gura lmao

>Lost 400k
Moririn...

jesas

>Miko down like 90%
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

>>5813635
i sold friend, i got 3m liquid standing by

>Missed the adjustment but won the game
That was fun and worth it

>there are people who bought Coco for 20k
>there are people who didn't sell all of their Pekora/Rushia for profit
>there are people who held Mori/Miko

I knew Usaken would fuck a lot of people but there is some serious bullshit happening today.

We haven't had a bog like this since the Great 0 View Apocalypse

All I do is lose lose lose no matter what

>>5813746
Aqua goes down because Zhonk
Meanwhile Haachama doesn't move.

>>5813776
This is far, far worse. Nothing fell more than 10% that day, it didn't make any sense, much like this.

>I Lost 5% of my net worth

IM FUCKING POOR

>>5813721
>MPP for rushia is 3k
You are retarded if you think i'm gonna sell her now

EXPLAIN THIS MIKOLER

so much to buy....

For those who sold, the divvies and discounts shall be plentiful tonight.

>All of HoloEN bar Watson is crashing hard
>Kiara headed straight to the dumpster
Hilarious.

AAAAAAAAAA

>>5813838
>durr my MPP is more important than making 1600+ profit on every single share
Stay fucking retarded and poor you dumb rushianigger.

>Luna

>>5813825
>>5813781
that's nothing...

I LOST 2 MILLION HOLY SHIT

>>5813673
Jesas

holy shit i sold all my positions yesterday except for nepolabo, holo, and coco and now have 1.3 million to spend on this glorious soviet day
heh

everything feels so cheap right now, is this the market correcting itself?

I can't fucking wait to do the reports for tonight.

GURA MY PORTFOLIO DIED LETS GOOOOOOO

Oh hey, UI barely dipped. Proves she's stable for now. For those who aren't on the UI train now, you have a lot of time before she goes off.

>>5813898
the strongest holo

Ah

I think Honk just solved hyperinflation

THIS IS THE THE GREAT BOG THAT THE SCHIZO WERE WAITING
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LIQUIDS HOLD YOUR COIN LIKE YOU WOULD HOLD YOUR OSHI
IF YOU HAVE LIQUID BUY BUY AND BUY DON'T HESITATE AND HOARD AS MUCH AS YOU CAN
THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL TAKE THIS OPPURTUNITY OR REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I GOT AN EMAIL FROM HONK TELLING ME THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN
ALL PRAISE HONK
USE YOUR PERSONAL EMAIL RIGHT NOW

Mikobro we swapped places again

I can finally hoard Calli... for fuck's sake she's been so expensive for a while now

yesterday/today

I like how coins dropped 4x as much going from 400k to 250k compared to 200k to 0. Devchama what the fuck did you do.

ooooooooooooooooooo i'm dumping all my liquid on everything

>>5814103
Jesas...

>>5814110
devchama solved inflation. everytime yfp hits 50m, devs will initiate the great bog

>>5814103
>lose 6m
>go up a spot

Why the fuck did the great bog happen? Was Susan acting up again?

>>5814169
>>5813807

>>5814169
nope. festival numbers pumped them all to the sky, the landing ain't smooth though

>>5814035
A classic example of what investors call "to catch a falling knife".

>Haato only went down $300

>>5813891
If i sell
>got tons of liquid
>what do now
>oshicoin is a shitcoin
>will probably go on a schizo rant superchatting my oshi
If i hold
>big fat dividends
>divvies payed by rushi will help me hoard my oshi and remain competitive
>eeheheh cute necromancer
Anon you're retarded

>>5814212
even people that didn't stream usaken got royally fucked for small changes

NO PLEASE I WAS KIDDING I DONT WANT TO GET BOGGED PLEASE SPARE MY FUCKING OSHI FROM THIS RED SHIT COME ON ZHONK I BEG YOU

hey this is kind of unfair for Mori's numbers. That 700k of hers will never be accounted forever

i may not like calli but i will sell my soul for the potentially broken divvies

>>5814282
Maybe adjustment uses the total views and subs as a parameter?

>>5814315
blame youtube. but knowing holopoi, it will be added tomorrow maybe

>>5814271
I'm a different anon who once held 100 Rushia on accident, and I only ever got 25% profit on divvies. It's alright.. but I play adjustments a whole lot so this isn't much.

Oh hey they did actually give Mio a beret, I need to set zhonkbot up before I pass out from this erection.

>>5814271
Are you genuinely retarded?
>sell at 7100-6000
>buy back at 4200-4800
>make $1200 per share minimum
>end up with MORE Rushia than you started with
It's amazing we actually have retards too fucking stupid to comprehend basic math or trading playing the game.
Do you think dividends are based off how little you paid for the stock or some shit?

>>5814354
They normally do, this is why we get discount Mori every few days, it's fucking retarded.

>>5814269
check ollie. I swear that coin was traded to exactly adjustment

>>5814427
susan a mori oshicoiner, forcefully pumping and dumping her every other day

>>5814390
>will probably go on a schizo rant superchatting my oshi
Anon you forgot this part

>>5814467
>Everything red but my 25 Ollie Coin
>Must sacrifice oshi for the discounts

this is the lowest I've been in months, yesterday had to be the one day I couldn't make plays huh...

>>5814467
discord haatons figured out the algorithm and were/are using ollie to verify their calculations. this is the only way this is possible i refuse to believe anything else

got my rope got my gallows see you later my fellows

If I close my eyes, none of this will have ever happened.

sec report must be having a field daypls include how much money the game lost in this great bog if possible

Guys, I think we overbought

>>5814882
nah. impossible

>>5814668
Numbers review will include how much money was lost, but it'll be based on the data 9 hours from now for consistency's sake.
Depending on how busy my work day is, I might do a report on how well the market offsets the huge dips.

>>5791515
>they did not listen

>>5814929
thanks sec. always a pleasure to read your efforts

>>5814972
>those first two replies
>30% bog proceeds to happen

>>5814999
F.U.C.K. reports aren't done by SECanon.

>>5815025
My bog was only 5%, thanks susie

>>5814882
overboth deez nutz hahahaaha gottem
this coin will never stop dipping and i will never stop buying

>>5814972
I sold usaken for 20 hours straight, the rest is raw faggotry

This bog kicked me out of my yacht.
I now have to go to bed in one of my 9 lambos and hopefully wake up to boat not being impounded.

>>5814972
I mean what's the point of liquidating coins if they're going to get pumped after 20 cycles anyway

>>5815181
>whats the point of selling high and buying low
gee

>>5809612

if you're here long enough you understand.
maybe the jannies should start lurking more,
after all, THEY DO IT FOR FREE

>>5815181
these dips will not recover in 20 cycles.

I've got about 14 minutes to make the next OP. Post requests.
It will be red.

Mikoti...

>>5815214
you know, you can only trade 144 times a day and I have 200 rushias. I would just sell off 20 Rushias a time and buy back 40 of them. It's not a retarded strategy

>>5815181
Grim reminder that not every stock gets the Ina treatment.

>>5815242
Everyone who's red

>>5815242
mori/ her red ep

>>5815285
There isn't enough room for that

>>5815242
mori

>>5815285
That is literally everyone but Sora and Luna.

I'm having newcomer hoshiyomianon post this for me:
>get banned for a day
>fucking everything bogs
I told you about the curse of the shrine maiden. I'd never FUD shite like "don't buy Towa" with other avatars, I'll just outright tell you this is not algorithms anymore. We're entering the occult. Today is your last chance to make a contract with 大魔王様. Appease her, and your trades will be blessed.

>>5814091
Told you I'd see you right back where we were

>>5815277
you can only trade 144 times PER COIN and if you put all your eggs in one basket, thats on you pal.

>>5807083
Sheeeeeet

>>5815233
It's actually a good thing they don't know it. If they do, that means we're being monitored and I wouldn't want that. This thread is like a haven on /vt/

>When the dip is so harsh that you're selling your coins that have a 5-10% loss to make room for the ones that had a 20%+ loss

>>5815118
I have never watched a Moona stream. I know so little about her right now I had to google to make sure how many "o"s there were on her name.
But god all-mighty , not even Yagoo himself would be able to stop me from going medieval on that ass, I swear I would go full king of England. Damn.

I'm burning through 100k a cycle and thought I was prepared, this is ridiculous

>>5815363
maybe you're right but now I'll have to listen to Mikobro about the big bogging because he cant vent here

>>5815396
Yeah I was inputing things like
>mel 150
>pekora 350
etc, but then I realized I only have 3m to spare.

>>5815378
>mfw I had 3 liquid lambos.

>>5815426
the dips are gonna last like 20 coins each, 3M is more than enough.

>>5815344
>I'm having newcomer hoshiyomianon post this for me:
Is everyone seriously colluding on a NASFAQ discord server at this point?

>>5815466
cope

>>5815466
Anon I don't think I've been clear enough

>>5815426
>mel 150
why lol