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>> No.58161892
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>>58161847
Schedule

>> No.58161896
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Biboo cute!

>> No.58162062

someone put us out of our misery immediately

>> No.58162071
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Bros I don't feel so good...

>> No.58162089

I love gem girl

>> No.58162114
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Biboo smug!

>> No.58162129

Where have you been baker kun? We've been stuck with my retarded ass for the past day.

>> No.58162131

who let this rock cook

>> No.58162138

internet please stop fucking dying

>> No.58162142

MANI-CHAN BIBOO'S BULLYING US!!

>> No.58162165

this potato still looks better than most of the women walking around the US

>> No.58162185

BLACK LIPSTICK HATE

>> No.58162186

Shes creating a dirty nigger now, working in a mine..wtf

>> No.58162210
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I'm so fucking tired of pajeet programming...

>> No.58162228

>>58162138
NEVERMIND I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING PLEASE GO ON WITH YOUR DAY YOUTUBE/ITNERNET/ISP

>> No.58162227

>>58162129
Sorry, I took the day off yesterday. Ill be here for awhile now. Seems like you did fine though.

>> No.58162246
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Bethesda dev here. The character creation in Starfield is a lie - we just have millions of different facial combinations preloaded into the game. This is also the main reason for the performance issues.

>> No.58162259
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>>58161896
It's a damn good thing she is, because her avatar is needing to do a ton of heavy lifting to make up for the monstrosity right next to it

>> No.58162304

>>58162210
Not an issue for CST, regional skill issue, just live somewhere better.

>> No.58162308

>>58162227
That is certainly a word that you could choose to describe the events of the last 24 hours...

>> No.58162324

pretty blessed, not cursed at all

>> No.58162337
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Wake me up when Starfield gets a ton of loli mods like Skyrim.

>> No.58162359

This fucking kusogaki...

>> No.58162407

>>58162308
I mean, the OPs seemed fine? Do I need to go back and look?
Or are we talking the general itself? I wasnt here much at all yesterday, opted to just watch streams on my own. Lol.

>> No.58162418

>>58162227
fine is one way to put it.

>> No.58162422

>>58162337
They won't be able to stream that anyways.

>> No.58162458
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58162458

>How fat of an ugly bastard do you want your pebble to be

>> No.58162485

>>58162407
We were multi thread drifting for a while with two scuffed OPs at the same time

>> No.58162495

>>58162407
>>58162407
>one with no subject
>one with no links
>one wasn't even an opening post, it was a reply to a thread
>youtube link was dead

>> No.58162529

>"Pebbles are round!"
>Calls this ugly abomination cute
>irl am round and ugly
IM SO IN BROS

>> No.58162542

>>58162495
>it was a reply to a thread
and it still fucked up the links by leaving in the embeds

>> No.58162575
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>Is this as cursed as I can make it?
She slipped.

Also this is quite the forehead womb tattooed, androgynous, eunuch Ugly Bastard fetish she has.

>> No.58162589

Pebbles looks like THAT?

>> No.58162593

>>58162485
Kek I guess I shouldve went and looked then. I was just making the assumption off the last one.

>> No.58162626

pebble looks like a cultist

>> No.58162669

>>58162593
The final one was the only one that wasn't completely scuffed, and they still fucked up the previous thread link

>> No.58162679

>>58162495
Well, Ill be here for the night, rest easy Pebbles. Kek.

>> No.58162716
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58162716

>Shotguns
>Boxing
>Theft
You CAN satisfy your oshi, right, pebbles?

>> No.58162728

>>58162210
I have literally never encountered this bug, either my stream just lags or it doesnt

>> No.58162745

>all girls want to be chef

>> No.58162789

>>58162745
>Jap-sama's mandatory tradwife classes are working

>> No.58162796

>>58162575
idk how to feel good or bad, I look like this irl

>> No.58162799

>>58162593
It was a truly beautiful comedy of errors perfectly illustrating just how retarded we pebbles are.
Please never leave us again Baker-san

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>>58162679
>>58162799
I tried by best bweeeeeeeeeeeeeh!

>> No.58162857

Billy Corgan

>> No.58162966
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>>58162846
Don't worry bweeeehpebble, non of us stepped up to do it, we're just as retarded

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>>58162857

>> No.58163010

>empathetic gangster

>> No.58163045

I fucking lost it at that sp-HIC

>> No.58163056

can someone clip that hic? perfect comedic timing

>> No.58163080

>Having /vt/ schizos is an in-game skill
kek

>> No.58163088

BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA
IT'S REALLY YOU! MY KAMIOSHI!

>> No.58163089

>>58163056
Im on it

>> No.58163105
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58163105

One of these two characters wants to rape the other, and is thousands of units strong.

Vtubing was a mistake.

>> No.58163139

>>58163105
800pounds of rock and ass

>> No.58163153

>I'm gonna take kid stuff cause, yeah...

>> No.58163158

uoh kid stuff

>> No.58163202

Traits:
>The Gem of Emotions
>Has annoying fans
>Is a cunny

>> No.58163227

>kid stuff
uh, pebblephiles?

>> No.58163232

Oh so that's what we're naming our kids.

>> No.58163259

Fusing into a bioengineered horror with Bijou!!

>> No.58163263

Despite all my rage I'm still a rock in a cage

>> No.58163270
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BECOMING ONE WITH BIBOO UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.58163281

>combination of me and Biboo
So, our son?

>> No.58163280

I think I might, MIGHT just love this gem.

>> No.58163289

Becoming one with my rockwife!

>> No.58163290

>that's what me and biboo's child looks like
I think I might get a vasectomy

>> No.58163323

I got very distracted, what's this about kid stuff?

>> No.58163337
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>>58162575
Bless Biboo for making sure somehow this wasn't the most cursed thing I've seen all week

>> No.58163340

Has anyone made preggo fanart of this bitch or do i have to wait longer?

>> No.58163363

>>58163323
Biboo said that she's a kid that wants to be stuffed

>> No.58163368

oh....

>> No.58163374

I take it from her reactions this is her first Todd game.

>> No.58163386

pebbles why are we so bald

>> No.58163417

>>58163386
At least we aren't pig-like in appearance

>> No.58163433

>>58163386
Biboo likes 'em smooth

>> No.58163439

>>58163374
She said she's played Skyrim

>> No.58163444

murderhobo at it again

>> No.58163450
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>Another victim already
This brat is a fucking menace

>> No.58163464

>have to make the L with my fingers
ToT

>> No.58163488

>>58163464
just women things

>> No.58163562
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>don't talk back to me or I'll make you look in a mirror

damn brait

>> No.58163629

Cute greedy rock

>> No.58163632

is it possible to game over in this due to killing an important NPC?

>> No.58163638

Niggers in space

>> No.58163665

Just tuned it, what settings is she playing at?

>> No.58163668

>laser drills npcs
>no reaction
Nice world you got there Todd.

>> No.58163669

>>58163638
Gay ones?

>> No.58163681

>>58163444
so, how do you know about trips?

>> No.58163696

>>58163632
I don't think you've been able to since Morrowind

>> No.58163712

>>58163632
I don't think so.
>>58163638
I'm surprised white people even exist in the game's timeline.

>> No.58163801
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>misses all shots
>why aren't they getting damaged?

>> No.58163818

bruh she shot him on the butt

>> No.58163881

he got fucking executed

>> No.58163887

>magdumps every single enemy
Love murderhobo gremlin wife.

>> No.58163909
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She's obsessed with shooting enemies in the butt, just like my little step sister...

>> No.58163935

>Mortally wounds a man and leaves him bleeding out at 1 HP on the floor
>As he gasps his last words, she walks behind him and shoots him in the ass

>> No.58163946

>>58162575
Looks like a Stargate Mook

>> No.58163985

>I like this game I don't know why but I do.
Biboo you just started and the game overall is gonna be like 70 hours, you can't know if you like it or not yet...

>> No.58164013

>>58163801
かわいいからゆるす。

>> No.58164030

>>58163935
That's the way space gangsters roll.

>> No.58164076

LMAO what is this writing...

>> No.58164099

>>58163985
She just enjoys being a murderhobo gremlin. The game has a bunch of manufactured encounters and some she can make herself out of boredom so she can always be a gremlin.

>> No.58164134

>>58163801
Guns in Bethesda games always have retarded spread.

>> No.58164165

>>58164076
Wait until he traumadumps on you about his dead husband.

>> No.58164189

>>58164165
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>> No.58164207

thanks for the ship magical space negro

>> No.58164218

>>58163668
She made one keel over after drilling them in the ass for long enough and some have gotten mad after getting pistol shott'd, though don't know if she can actually aggro them or if they just keep telling you to fuck off
>>58164076
Somehow the complete lack of transitions/animations when it jumps from one talking NPC to another looks even worse than older Bethesda games

>> No.58164228

>>58163669
Uhhh I guess? >>58164165

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>>58164165

>> No.58164251

>>58164207
He really is black isn't he

>> No.58164254

>>58164165
you're joking right?

>> No.58164284

>literally gay niggers in outer space

>> No.58164291

>>58163632
nah they end up essential. it is possible to sorta fuck up your game by getting a huge bounty since the essentials dont stay dead and will aggro everyone. everyone will try to kill you but you cant actually kill them all you can do is push them down and leave.

>> No.58164335

>>58164218
I have no idea why they changed it from how it was in Skyrim. FO4 tried to be cinematic and looked shit. Now SF for some reason wants to recreate Oblivion.
Skyrim's worked by not taking you out of the gameplay viewpoint.

>> No.58164345

gimi gimi gimi

>> No.58164357

>>58164284

is there an association of them?

>> No.58164367
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>>58164254
... hahahaha yeah, totally

>> No.58164395

raiding her own kitchen lmao

>> No.58164416

>spaceship
>things just randomly left unsecured

>> No.58164419

she only like the game bacause the loot

>> No.58164433

I hope she commits to the pirate murderhobo roleplay

>> No.58164471

>>58164335
Skyrim actually had a TON of issues with dialogue being realtime. Any forced dialogue from either plot or random events + any combat = lmaogetfucked hope you saved recently

>> No.58164473

>>58164367
I change my mind, go back to streaming TOTK Biboo.

>> No.58164513

>>58164471
Yeah but I'm talking presentation-wise. They could've reused it for FO4/SF and fixed those issue you mention.

>> No.58164514

>shuffling around shelves and tables mousing over everything to see what literal trash you can shovel into your inventory
I see...the Bethesda special...

>> No.58164520

>>58164254
Only if you're actually romancing him or do his side quest

>> No.58164545

No cuz its a fukcing cut-scene lmaooooo

>> No.58164555
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Comfy PJ daughterwife

>> No.58164566

>>58164471
it made it pretty hilarious when stuff was happening in the background

>> No.58164633
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You might not like it, but this is what peak pebble performance looks like.

>> No.58164673

>>58164633
Could be worse; could be Xenofauna

>> No.58164713

>>58164633
>we have boobies

>> No.58164719

>>58164520
Can you just kill him instead?

>> No.58164761

>Tutorial is verbal diarrhea of words that don't actually teach anything
Sausages, Toddward.

>> No.58164826

>you can't even seamlessly land on planets and continue gameplay like No Man's Sky
Todd is a fucking fraud.

>> No.58164855

>>58164761
Tutro... Tuttor... Tutrr... nope, can't do it.

>> No.58164877

Biboo should play DCS

>> No.58164900

>>58164877
omg yes please

>> No.58165090

I miss Star Fox.

>> No.58165124

What is all that friction coming from if she's in outer space?
Sigh... yet again a fake space shooter

>> No.58165135

god this looks so fucking awful
hopefully there's either an option to skip all this space shit that Biboo turns on, or this is a one and done stream

>> No.58165138

This is complete crap even compared to No Man's Sky.

>> No.58165162

>>58164761
It made it sound like you need to manually input alt + WASD if you want to swap between driving or fighting or doing anything? Honestly wasn't clear to me either what they wanted from that tutorial, was she supposed to put all power to shields and weapons or something?
>"YOU LOSE"
>"YOU HAVE ALREADY LOST"
what is this npc space bandit dialogue kek

>> No.58165210

>>58164761
It's an impressively bad tutorial, it just spews everything at you on a timer without confirming that the player actually understood anything. If you're a bit slow with one thing you will miss the explanation for the next, as a result Beebs doesn't understand half of the ships systems.

>> No.58165239

>Boost when intercepting
No wonder she's shit at mario kart

>> No.58165244

this game looks like complete shit and I'm not usually so cynical. this makes me not want to play it even though I have it on gamepass

>> No.58165270

>>58165135
It's better when biboo is allowed to lean into her trolling tendencies, but she can't really do that in these space moments.

>> No.58165297

Sorry biboo you only learn how to loot after the tutorial
by the way the loot button is the same button you use to leave the cockpit

>> No.58165310
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>>58165135
Yep, so far it just looks like your average generic space shooter, at least Biboo is cute...

>> No.58165341

>>58165297
AYO

>> No.58165347

>>58165210
Tutorials are so hard to make in games nowadays as they are somehow getting simpler while also getting more complex filled with nonsensical mechanics. A tutorial for a game like this would take 3 hours of text alone if not spaced out and no one wants or has the time for that.

>> No.58165379

>>58165297
Didn't the robot tell her to go loot after killing the first one...?

>> No.58165401

>>58165244
Biboo is really bad at this part. I don't think the space combat is that bad.

>> No.58165421

>>58165297
>the loot button is the same button you use to leave the cockpit
Actual schizos coded this shit, what the fuck.

>> No.58165483

>>58165124
I know I'm autistic af but these extremely unrealistic orbital physics make me cringe.

>> No.58165497

>>58165379
It did, that's why she's doing it.

>> No.58165522

>>58165135
>hopefully there's either an option to skip all this space shit
You can pretty much ignore it. You can fast travel to the surface of planets you've been to before and the only space stuff in the game is in the orbit of planets. Some quests might require space combat? But its a bethesda game, she can just ignore those quests if she wanted and do other quests/stuff.

>> No.58165523

>>58165401
Does it even have auto speed matching like actual space shooters?

>> No.58165529

>>58165421
The pc 'controls' for the space combat are garbage in a ton of ways. Like that left alt button + wasd. Actually doing that results in you making a stupid claw and is impossible to do comfortably

>> No.58165531
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>>58165421
I have family to feed Sir

>> No.58165609

>>58165379
yes, im sorry
the pc controls are still absolute dogshit

>> No.58165630

I have no idea what is happening but gem girl cute

>> No.58165668

>>58165630
Then you understand what is important.

>> No.58165732

>>58165630
I would watch a 12h rock simulator stream

>> No.58165731

>>58165421
>Loot button in a fucking spaceship
God I hate this shit

>> No.58165741

>Don't you want to see me drive?
>I would have droven all the way there!
GEM WIFE CUTE

>> No.58165745

>>58165401
I'm guessing they wanted her to just brake and pivot and shoot the guy, but I can see assuming they'd shoot the hell out of you if you slowed down
Though given how the first enemies in the game ran into melee range and just stopped probably not

>> No.58165774

>>58165630
That's understanding enough, Pebble. You need not know anything else.

>> No.58165777

>>58165162
If you want to actually use wasd to change power between system but you can use the arrow keys instead. Someone tell her about the help section in the pause menu

>> No.58165783

Can't believe it's 2023 and game devs still can't make space shooters as good as Freelancer

>> No.58165795

can you even do anything in this game?

>> No.58165796

Man I hate that Armored Core time keeps getting interrupted by all these events

>> No.58165805

>can't see biboo slamming the ship into the surface at mach 20
Thanks Todd

>> No.58165810

>>58165795
You can do ANYTHING!

>> No.58165910

>>58165810
except land spaceships in a space game apparently
thanks Todd

>> No.58165924

how is she not taking damage without a suit

>> No.58165933

Were missing AC and ER kino for this shit game.
Im literally only here for cute gemwife.

>> No.58165970

>>58165810
Thank you Todd, do I swallow or spit your cum?

>> No.58166006

>>58165924
lol is she still in her jammies

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>> No.58166047

>Mining mechanics is 1:1 with No Man's Sky
shameless.

>> No.58166087

>casually walking around some highly radioactive alien planet barefoot and wearing pajamas
Pebbles built different

>> No.58166088

>>58165910
>>58165970
Sorry lol, I forgot to mention that you can't do anything. Thanks for buying!

>> No.58166101

Fauna was trying to scan everything and the scanner bugged out after like ten minutes and refused to work

>> No.58166150

>>58166027
Extremely cute, love my endurance wives

>> No.58166194

>>58166027
They should kiss

>> No.58166227

>>58166194
with tongue

>> No.58166230

>>58166027
Thats some wholesome great art.
Grindstone love.

>> No.58166242

>>58166194
>>58166227
me, that is

>> No.58166243

>>58166101
It has a range of 10 meters by default and harvesting/killing things autoscans them

>> No.58166252

>>58166027
blessed first idoru meeting commemorative art

>> No.58166268

>>58166027
all-day sex with ela and biboo

>> No.58166276

>>58166047
It's literally a shittier NMS without real open world but with shit generic plot instead.

>> No.58166308

>>58166101
It didn't bug out, you just don't understand the game.

>> No.58166321

>>58166276
Does NMS have gay niggers? Didn't think so.

>> No.58166339

>>58166027
Bijou's looking a bit stoned here

>> No.58166416

>>58166321
Naughty Dog's been fucking quiet since Starfield dropped...

>> No.58166564
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>>58166276
>NMS
>Engaging open world
>Engaging plot

>> No.58166573

I'm going to fucking kill myself

>> No.58166604

>>58166027
>12 hours
Would you last, anon?

>> No.58166636

Biboo....

>> No.58166642

>>58166604
No. But I'd let them do with my succed dry body what they will.

>> No.58166676

painful

>> No.58166680

>>58166573
Remember, Biboo likes shotguns.

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damn the book was right, these really were bad jokes

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>>58166276
unironically this outdated bethesda jank actually have more stuff going on than no man sky lmao

>> No.58166766

>>58166276
I'd argue Starfield is a better NMS in both story and gameplay.
Now don't get me wrong, both are complete and utter shit, but Starfield is less shit.

>> No.58166779

She really is a loot goblin. Kek.

>> No.58166792

>>58166308
Said 0/3 flora but didn't let her scan more dust roots. Don't know what the issue was if it wasn't a bug.

>> No.58166828

>>58166700
>>58166766
NMS is a completely different game now.

>> No.58166851

>tldr
Based bibs

>> No.58166944

>>58166779
It's gonna be really funny when REALISM MECHANICS (important in videogames) come in and she gets overencumbered.

>> No.58166945

>>58166828
Yes, and still a really shit game.
I played it at launch, then like a couple years later. And finally last year. I was bored all three times and the gameplay loop was annoying.
I'm sure base building is fun for building autists, but that sort of gameplay isn't for me.

>> No.58166952

>>58166792
how many perks did she invest into the scanner perk?

>> No.58166980
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>>58166642
literally me

>> No.58167091

>>58166792
Was she trying to scan the same ones she already did?

>> No.58167108

>>58166828
You're comparing a game that has been in post-release development for 7 years vs. a game that came out last week and still has more content.

>> No.58167116

Anything else?
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Anything else?

>> No.58167152

>>58167091
No.

>> No.58167283

>>58166945
most people didn't play the game to find out themselves, just secondary opinion on the internet, hell they probably didn't own a decent pc just on their phone all the time, both games are kind of shit but somehow starfield is less garbage

>> No.58167285

>>58166792
You need to scan multiple samples of the same type to fully scan it. You can't just scan the same one over and over.

>> No.58167349

Im hoping the reason why she didnt put a #1 in the title is because she may opt to not make this a long running series.
Please...

>> No.58167631

>>58167349
She's already ignoring lore, I doubt she'll stream it again.

>> No.58167677

>>58167349
I've set this as background phone content bc Starfield is so boring, just listening for Biboo at this point

>> No.58167682

>>58167349
I hope she does make it a long running series just to make you mad specifically.

>> No.58167860

>>58167682
It wont make me mad, Im here now arent I?
The game sucks, but Ill be there for gemwife regardless.

>> No.58167858
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Cute murderhobo gemwife really doing her best to try to keep the Bethesda pick up trash + combat loop entertaining... I'm sorry Biboo, you're doing your best but I don't think you can defeat Todd

>> No.58168077

That's not milk...

>> No.58168393

Look at her go!

>> No.58168430

>>58168077
What is it?

>> No.58168434

axe wielding british woman in pajamas terrorizes innocent pirates

>> No.58168502

Nyooooo...not the Fallout melee combat PTSD...
>The enemy that slithered above terrain to get away from her
>Enemy not reacting at all as she axes them in the face and back
Home...

>> No.58168523

Oh no not the succulents!

>> No.58168651

>Look at all this loot you can take!
>Uh uh uh, not so fast! You can only take a small portion of it!
Inventory realism is one of the worst things to come out of modern gaming. I just want to fucking loot, let me loot.

>> No.58168820

>>58168651
Yes, because limited inventory space is an exclusively MODERN issue. Absolutely new to us. I definitely wasn't grumbling at having to store HMs in the PC in Pokemon Red.

>> No.58168862

Can the robot use guns?

>> No.58168909

>>58168651
There was this old RPG I played that the main limitation of your inventory was your backpack's internal space and you could circumvent that by endlessly stacking backpacks one inside the other. Realistic inventories are trash.

>> No.58169084

>>58168820
The further we went into the pokemon series, the better they handled it. Unlike Bethesda here, that just went the opposite direction. Really disingenuous to compare the first edition of a game with a tired formula like Bethesda RPG #138047

>> No.58169097

>I can eat a sandwich now. Delicious!
Is she a tiktok npc streamer?

>> No.58169186

>>58169084
My point is that you're a retard for framing the issue as new to modern gaming. There have ALWAYS been limited inventories. If you wished to claim that we ought to have been freed of this irritation by now, that would have been a more cogent argument.

>> No.58169194

>>58168820
>Pokemon Red
>Game Boy game
The limitations were there because of the hardware the game was on. Inventory isnt an issue in Pokemon now.
I stand by what I said. These sorts of games make abundant loot available, but only allow you to carry 20% of it at a time. Its fucking stupid.

>> No.58169242

>Segues from Bethesda stealth crouch combat (does that even work in this game?) to somehow getting stuck on top of the enemy's head melee'ing them with an axe
Sasuga

>> No.58169268

>>58169097
>Anything else? Thank you! Thank you! Anything else? Thank you! Who's next? Who's next? Thank you!

Oh- oh dear god, not gemwife...

>> No.58169417

Inserting the eggmunds into Biboo's space pussy...

>> No.58169454

That Eggman? Me.

>> No.58169731

I played through this mission and read all this and at the end of it you just fight some random dude. Maybe you come back later...

>> No.58169863

>>58168651
I mean, 95% of it is literal trash props that she's shovelling into her inventory, the bigger question is why they found the need to spend time and dev/game resources on letting you do that
Non-superealism games just let you do internal decor with separate furniture inventories, or just model the props as random shit that can knocked around or destroyed but not literally put in your backpack

>> No.58169865

>>58169242
You can't stealth for shit if you don't have anything in the stealth skill

>> No.58169872

>>58169186
What do you consider modern gaming?
I don't remember a single game where people claimed it to be a good thing, no idea it's still present to this day, I agree with that completely.

>> No.58169982

youtube keep buffering for me today, can't watch Biboo like this, and Fuwamoco karaoke didn't work even at 144p

>> No.58170131

>>58169982
Sometimes Youtube shits the bed but only in specific regions. When in doubt blame Neal for your problems.

>> No.58170149
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>>58169982
you should try factory resetting your modem

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58170293

>>58170149

>> No.58170311

I always used to pronounce it CALL-OH-NELL...
Eigo is retarded, imagine having "kernel" sound the same as "colonel" somehow...

>> No.58170365

>>58169863
>the bigger question is why they found the need to spend time and dev/game resources on letting you do that
Is this the first time you've seen a bethesda game

>> No.58170426

>>58169863
No argument there. But if the option is there to loot, just lemme loot. Lol.

>> No.58170498

>>58170365
No, I'm agreeing with OP that it's retarded that they keep doing it

>> No.58170555

>>58170311
>imagine having "kernel" sound the same as "colonel" somehow...
And kernal itself is an actual word as well. Kek.

>> No.58170630

>>58169863
The funniest part? The games with unlimited inventories also come with an auto loot function. Meanwhile this trash heap not only has a limited one, it also requires you to manually pick everything. There should be at least an autoloot for the garbage materials you don't use for anything but sell.

>> No.58170687

>>58170555
Don't forget kernels of corn

>> No.58170802
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58170802

biboo is a lost kid looking for her plushy...

>> No.58170845

>>58170311
I remember as a kid, I only knew it was pronounced "kernel" because I watched the FMA anime.

>> No.58170886

Kitty plushie :(

>> No.58170955

Biboo's kitty

>> No.58170978

Kitty plushie? Kitty plushie? Kitty plushie? Kitty plushie?

>> No.58170997

She would do anything for a plushie.

>> No.58171011

is this real or is she getting trolled

>> No.58171074

My daughter has lost her cat doll could I please make an announcement on the mall PA?

>> No.58171113
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58171113

>>58170311
>CALL-OH-NELL
Most ESL pebble.

>> No.58171136

If this fucking plushie isn't real I'm going to kill half of the chatters

>> No.58171184

wake up biboo it's been 10 years, the accident wasn't your fault

>> No.58171191 [SPOILER] 
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58171191

My wife is so fucking cute I can't fucking take it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.58171317

chat didn't lie....thank god

>> No.58171321

She found it!

>> No.58171331

Wait is she an actual child?

>> No.58171344

>>58171191
I want to suck them

>> No.58171367

>>58171331
Out of 10.

>> No.58171382

>>58171136
Oh thank god kitty plushie is real

>> No.58171398

>>58171331
She's Yagoo's daughter, yeah. About 6 years old.

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58171401

WHAT'S MY CAT NAME?

>> No.58171434

chat you did not just do that

>> No.58171459

Little girl. T 0 T

>> No.58171471

>>58171321
She lost it!

>> No.58171507

wait is the fucking plushie a consumable or did it just bethesdajank into the void

>> No.58171535

>>58171507

it 100% fell into the void. BRAVO TODD

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58171561

>>58171331
>Suddenly

>> No.58171570

>>58171331
>suddenly

>> No.58171579

>>58171507
I think it fell through the floor. Still happens in this game.

>> No.58171591

>>58171434
Not the chat's fault that Todd still can't into enviromental collisions.

>> No.58171659

IT JUST WORKS

>> No.58171666

>>58171561
>>58171570
explain your outsider meme /a/ users

>> No.58171676
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58171676

Todd...

>> No.58171677

>robot spazzing out off-screen

peak ludonarrative...

>> No.58171696

>>58171591
nice timing lol

>> No.58171712

Robotbro is just phasing out of existence

>> No.58171722

>Plushie teleports into the 5th dimension
>Robot-kun having a seizure now
Jesus christ Todd kek

>> No.58171735

Beeboo having an orgasm while riding her vibrating robot...

>> No.58171761

Bravo Todd

>> No.58171781

Classic toddslop. Why do people still buy this shit?

>> No.58171811
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58171811

>It just works

>> No.58171838
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58171838

This feels like a fucking indie game from 2011.

>> No.58171882

"It just works" Todd Howard

>> No.58171937

IS THE FUCKING ROBOT BLEEDING

>> No.58171944

>>58171838
No it feels like a Bethesda game from 2011.

>> No.58171960

>>58171781
90% of player base got it on game pass or for free with AMD stuff.

>> No.58171996

>>58171937
I-it's just lubricant

>> No.58172005

least buggy bethesda game to date btw

>> No.58172013

The "bugs" are actually hilarious gameplay features and further enhance the Starfield™ experience.

>> No.58172051

>>58171781
Cause it’s on the game pass and it’s pretty fun imo

>> No.58172096

biboos scream scared me more than when that happened to me ;-;

>> No.58172116

wait isnt this supposed to be the polished part?

>> No.58172135

That scream was *chef's kiss*

>> No.58172143

can't wait to see this terrormorph, they've been building it up so much

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58172158

>terrormorph

>> No.58172172

I'm 40 hours in and haven't found a bug yet
Streamer luck

>> No.58172174

blessed biboo scream, the same noise she makes when you ram it up her gemussy

>> No.58172184
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58172184

>> No.58172197

>>58172013
t. Todd

>> No.58172268

>>58172172
Ok Todd.

>> No.58172419

Do they have working ladders now? Or Betheslop engine still can't handle them?

>> No.58172449

>>58171113
I actually don't see why any native English speaker or ESL wouldn't default to "color" or "colony" with "nell" stuck to the end, especially if they've heard of "popcorn kernels" as a distinct word tbdesu
>>58172096
Actually jumpscared me harder because I'm mostly using cute Biboo noises and clamoring for her lost pussy as background noises

>> No.58172460

>>58172174
stop pretending like you know what it's like to have sex with her retard. Only I know

>> No.58172480

biboo getting wet over rare loot

>> No.58172504

>>58172460
I made this post, you see

>> No.58172693

>Hypes herself to charge the encounter
>Immediately interrupted by the dialogue option
Thanks game
Also cute, uh, "pirate" voice

>> No.58172753

>should I persuade them? That's not fun, just die
I don't think she's playing this again lol

>> No.58172766

>>58172693

Her cowboy voice is adorable

>> No.58172962

>is this meat?
Does biboo just put random things in her mouth without knowing what they are?

>> No.58173011

You guys complain so much about games its like I'm on /v/
What is a good stream game for you guys?

>> No.58173021

she sounds like dante doing stinger when she goes EEYYYAHHH

>> No.58173039

>>58172753
why, she can just murderhobo everything

>> No.58173068

>>58172419
There are ladders. Ships will have them as can your own ships if you build them vertically.

>> No.58173096

>>58173011
apex legends, among us, fortnite, valorant, these are all perfect stream games

>> No.58173101

What's the deal with this dialogue camera? It's the most jarring shit with it jumping between speakers. Just have them both on screen, or better yet, let me move the camera to look at whoever is speaking.

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>>58172962

>> No.58173204
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58173204

>Little girl kills every man in your forces
>Suddenly stops, throws away her gun, pulls out an axe while shovelling coffee and apples and random shit into her mouth
>Charges at you and proceeds to clip into the scaffolding while slowly killing you with the axe
What a way to die

>> No.58173242

>>58173011

Biboo makes any game a good stream game, Starfield is just fun to make fun of.

>> No.58173383

our oshi's gaming skills are getting filtered by bethesdaslop...

>> No.58173534

>>58173204
don't forget about the jammies

>> No.58173538
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>I'm cucumbered

>> No.58173581

she made Starfield look so fun ngl

>> No.58173603

>>58173204
GIWTWM

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>>58173538

>> No.58173767

>>58173538
As expected of country grown vegetables

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Thank you, Todd.
I fucking hate catbox

>> No.58173920

>>58173801
Of course it doesn't work. Todd has cursed this land.

>> No.58173950

>>58173538
woah

>> No.58174051

>>58173538
Is that a Kappa

>> No.58174122

That's the question everyone asks when they start this game
Why the fuck can't you land manually
Other than that I'm enjoying my playthrough

>> No.58174143

>>58173011
rock simulator

>> No.58174146

>trying to accelerate into the planet instead of prograde
biboo, your KSP reps...

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58174253

with that light shining on her face, the pebble reminds me of that fat vampire from Blade...

>> No.58174503

>>58174122
this old engine would definitely explode if they tried to do that

>> No.58174604

>>58173011
Did you see anyone complaining about Hitman, Holocure, Elden Ring, AC6? Maybe one or two people, meanwhile almost everyone is cranky with Toddslop.

>> No.58174613

>>58174122
first time trying that in NMS is fantastic , few hours later I am so lazy trying to do that so I appreciate fast travel more

>> No.58174726

literally the same shitty sleep system
I cant

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>>58174051
It's a mermaid.

>> No.58174744

I slept with Biboo, get rekt

>> No.58174819

>>58174613
The only game where I appreciate every landing is Outer Wilds. Probably because it's a short game. After some time it just becomes a chore, specially in big "infinite" sandbox games like these.

>> No.58174949

>>58174733
Welp, guess I know what I'm doing tonight.

>> No.58174952

Biboo lifts so I can use her for my lifting reps

>> No.58175011

Bread is in the oven.

>> No.58175026

oh boi she gonna spend lot of time decorating stuff like Raft stream

>> No.58175118

This game is a joke.

>> No.58175132

>>58174733
JESAS.

>> No.58175201

>>58175118
Jokes are funny

>> No.58175239

lmaoing my ass off rn

>> No.58175333

The game has a mechanic to decorate houses but not ships

>> No.58175402

this is just a dollhouse simulator

>> No.58175472

She's really getting blood out of a stone here.

>> No.58175576

Current theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w

>> No.58175782

pepplebros im scared

>> No.58175804

wtf how is the ai worse than cyberpunk

>> No.58175805

shooting my buddies in the butt...

>> No.58175816

>>58175472
That's why she is doing this. She knows how to run a show.

>> No.58175830

she is such a fucking murderhobo

>> No.58175853
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58175853

what kind of friends does biboo have?

>> No.58175900

>>58175853

me

>> No.58175903

>>58175853
Deadbeats

>> No.58175932
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58175932

The Biboo experience...

>> No.58175960

psycho girls with axes are hot

>> No.58176144

>>58175960
suisex

>> No.58176176

BRUH

>> No.58176180

HOLY SHIT THIS GAME IS SO BAD

>> No.58176256

>NPC doesn't even care about the massacre that just happened.
Bravo, Todd. Really tells you about society.

>> No.58176294

>>58176180
Its great

>> No.58176319

This is completely retarded holy shit.

>> No.58176323

Wow I'm definitely not buying this game now lol

>> No.58176359

damn Pebboo got a dumpy

>> No.58176433

It's so funny that she's an "empath" with all this murder.

>> No.58176454

6/10 reviews make so much sense now.

>> No.58176458

>These reactions.
First Bethesda game? Anyone who played ES or nu-FO could predict this would be the stupid shit that happens.

>> No.58176468

>NPCs completely ignore the massacre you just went on
Makes sense.

>> No.58176534

>5 enemies shooting everywhere except for at you while standing completely still as you chop them up
nice game Todd

>> No.58176573

>>58176180
It's really fucking good but the start is a slog. When you get it into it they start throwing shit at you left, right and centre

>> No.58176590
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>>58176458
What was ok 12 years ago is not ok today.

>> No.58176636

>>58176458
my fault for believing todd's lies AGAIN

>> No.58176637

>>58176573
>centre
Of course a fucking Br*tshit would endorse this slop.

>> No.58176666

>>58176573
>t. Todd

>> No.58176667

>>58176454
imagine trusting reviews

>> No.58176729

>>58176573
Yes I'm sure writing suddenly gets 10x better and enemies suddenly stop being retarded.

>> No.58176735

>>58176590
Of course not, but you're senial if you thought they would be fixed when its an inherent problem with the engine.
Not to mention it wasn't ok back then either.

>> No.58176749

>>58176180
It's genuinely good after the first section

>> No.58176778

>>58176667
i am trusting my eyes right now

>> No.58177152

murderhobo actually makes this funny

>> No.58177297

This game is a clusterfuck of bad design

>> No.58177427

What a jank ass game lmao

>> No.58177425

Real question, how is she not dying playing like this?

>> No.58177509

Her bounty must be in the 10000s now

>> No.58177532

>>58177425
Who says she's not? Biboo is a fantastic streamer and entertainer. She's drawing the enjoyment out of it that she can, but she might well be screaming internally.

>> No.58177555

>>58177425
healing is a free action in bethesda games

>> No.58177595

She's insane

>> No.58177598

>>58177425
Difficulty set to easy I'm guessing

>> No.58177664
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58177664

She got one.
>>58177532
No, I mean dying in game. Like what just happened lmao.

>> No.58177665

>>58177425
She's playing on normal which is basically easy

>> No.58177680

>>58176636
>>58176666
>>58176729
It never just werks. Modders will fix it. I'm still enjoying it.

>> No.58177683

>>58177425
she's dead now satisfy?

>> No.58177757

>>58177664
lol of course it's a grey

>> No.58177815

>>58177680
>I'M HAVING FUN AND PEOPLE WILL DO BETHESDA'S JOB FOR THEM THEREFORE... GAME GOOD????
Fun is unironically a buzzword. There is no objective quality to this slop. You are just a delusional consoomer.

>> No.58177941

>>58177815
>mindbroken /v/kek can't comprehend people enjoying a game

>> No.58177961

I really don't think that she's going to play this again

>> No.58178021

>>58177961
>slopsucker can't comprehend that his personal enjoyment doesn't reflect on objective quality

>> No.58178033

>>58177941
>h-how can you tell it's shit??

>> No.58178051

she is perfect for this game , love all these chaos she can cause

>> No.58178101
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58178101

Smells like /v/ermin in here

>> No.58178103

The real reason she was jailed was muderhobo, thats what happened to easter island

>> No.58178162

>>58177941
Ah yes the 6/10 average is great.

>> No.58178167

>>58177815
Actually, fun is a descriptive word for a positive emotional state brought on by experiencing something that's entertaining to your person. There are definitely good aspects of this game when you dig into it and enjoy this kind of game. You are very angry.

>> No.58178189

>>58177815
Nobody else makes expansive open world games any more. If this is slop, I'd love to know what you consider good.

>> No.58178192

>>58177961
Yeah, she's just fucking around.

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>>58178021
>slop
go back to your board /v/ermin

>> No.58178290

howdy

>> No.58178361

New thread
>>58178172
>>58178172
>>58178172

>> No.58178366

>>58177961
hitman would have been way more fun

>> No.58178412

lol 'American Angus Beef'

>> No.58179248

JUMPSCARE

>> No.58179302

IT JUST WORKS

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