/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

>shiina caught plapping on phase weekly

I love Tenma. I want to marry Tenma. I will marry Tenma. I want to spend time with Tenma. I want to hug and kiss her. I want to greet her from her work. I want to make delicious food for her. I want to listen to her explaining some game I never played. I want to listen to her rambling about how she hates her work. I want to make her a good cup of good coffee. I want to hug her while she rambles and drinks coffee. After she's done rambling and drinking coffee, I would want to kiss her. And then we can do whatever she would want to do. We can watch movies together, we can listen to music together. We can just cuddle, I would love to do that. If she's too angry, she can punch me — I will take it, I will endure it so that she can feel better. She can punch a bag, yes, but, personally, I found out that punching other people releases more pressure. I would do all that because I want to make her happy. Because I want to make her comfortable. Because I want to be the husband she loves.

Because I love Tenma.

I wish I had a wife to beat during moments like these

I love Shiina!

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

I love my little sister very much !

>>58141406
pippancake

>>58150479

CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK GET RONNED GET RONNED

Oh, hai Pippa

>>58150479

Phase Monthly is a better idea. Weekly is too often

Soccer is over, femanons come back and give me entertainment.

>>58150585
Just remove Lumi from the team altogether, we shouldn't trust her.

Cookies keep on winning

>>58150479

I like Lia! only Lia! always Lia!!!

>>58150527
Just use Rie.

Ni-

>born entertainer
>cute as a button
>kindhearted
>DFC - legal loli
>beautiful eyes
>angelic, fair skin
Pippa is love
Pippa is life

>>58150585
Get fucked twain

>>58150647
cute cute cute!

>>58150585
>Lumi is a medal again
>Our worst performance ever

>>58150585
I don't want to talk about it...

>>58150616
Make her a non-medal bench striker, if things go south enough that she gets on we're fucked anyway.

>>58150585
im tired wobbie, no mattuh whuh we do, we jus cant win with this roster

>>58150585
>wear lia kits
>get a point
>no yuri chant
>get a point
>dont trust yellow woman
>get a point

Why is Pippa so fucking retarded sometimes?

>>58150585
A sad end to a sad season. I hope Twain sticks it out for another go. This was Lumi's fault, not his

Shiina lied.
Posters died.

Is Phase Connect Coffee good for you?

>>58150585
You still work here?

>>58150585
get yuri off the team, never have lumi be a medal again, no more yuri chants ever again. once all this is done /pcg/ might be able to win a single game

>>58150585
Lumi and rng fucked us over.

>>58150800
Yes! Now that there's an Airi flavor one!

https://puzzle.aggie.io/6XPJ4N

>>58150585
people blaming lumi are stupid, this entire game is a random algorithm

do take yuri off though

>>58150585
Lumi will continue to be the scapegoat despite the utterly terrible performance of our two gold medals.

>>58150585
Make every player Lumi for an easy win next time.

https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1700606916265906423
[Lia news] Phase player Lia has body hort.

>>58150887
It's obvious sabotage

>>58150873
>random algorithm
you don't know shit son, divegrass is all about fungshwei

>>58150873
>lumi as medal
>we lose
>lumi not as medal
>we win
It's held true so far.

>>58150908
all of their periods are syncing up

>>58150585
It felt like our defence was made out of paper, wobbie. Bloody shockin'.

>>49478105
Cool, why don't you tell me fish's cut from stream? Talents' cut from merch? The IP rights of invaders? Contract details? If the talent even know each others contracts or cuts? Your parasocial bonds with the talent who can't leave without losing their entire identity doesn't mean much objectively.

Pippa stop being an IDIOT!!! I know you have deep insecurities but YOU MATTER. I know its hard to beleive but Im saying this stupid cringe shit because you need to hear it. You are kind and have a beautiful voice and a cute accent like pellow!. I KNOW YOU WILL DENY IT BUT I WILL KEEP SAYING IT BECAUSE ITS TRUE. Proud of you, Pippa love!

>>58150908
>breathes
>starts dying
they're all broken...

>>58150908
She's still recovering from playing huniepop and the pomu collab

>>58150908
>we did so poorly it killed Lia

>>58150908
Where’s that anon from earlier that said Lumi canceled streams more often than Lia?

>>58150887
She's the only player who constantly fucks up. It has nothing to do with math, Lumi is a curse.

>>58150873
Lumi passed to the other team multiple times in all of her games. Our team also uses tactics so it's not all rng

>>58150956
>pipellow mentioned
post saved.

>>58150908
that might be the funniest cancelation excuse I have ever fucking read. Lia deserves a night off after her last couple streams.
Just deliver something hype on Monday.

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 19 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

If you guys really don't want TWAIN can we have him? We've been looking for a new manager.

>>58150908
my rrat is that Lia canceled because she thought Team Lia was laying tonight and she didn't want to overlap. She did this last Friday too when Team Lia played.

Yuri's cat died

F

>>58150908
this is all twains fault

is panko the best pit-tuber?

>>58151037
TWAIN still has to serve his sentence as the communal meat toilet

>>58151124
Sorry but sex deer has that in the bag

>>58151098
ah damn pets dying always sucks.

F

>>58151098
>Yuri terminated
>Yuri’s cat terminated
Yikes

>>58151037
Saudi club Lia from Phase Connect have been trying to poach TWAIN since day 0.

Tenma did in a day what Pippa couldn't in months.

https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1700607298635174202

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H07XnUd9_Hs
If you miss Wemi like I do you should watch this video. It might take the edge off.

>>58151098
:(

>>58151080
Lia's regular stream time never overlaps with divegrass unless there's a lot of very important myatches.

>>58151182
she was a cute little furball

>>58151153
who is the sex deer?

>>58151201
Pretty sure Tenma was always Henya's Phase oshi.

>>58151124
No.

>>58151257

>Cat dies
>Cat's cat dies
pottery

>>58151224
last Friday it almost overlapped and likers were spazzing out in thread that they might have had to choose between memeball and Lia

and by almost overlapped, I mean the game was over by 6 and Liker were drama queens.

>>58151201
Twitter is being gay and won’t translate but I assume it’s related to Henya?

>>58151098
Rest in peace.

borger

>>58151271
>>58151299
deermind

>>58151201
Why are Lia and Tenma the only 2 girls that have balls in this company?

I awake. Pippa love~!

>>58150758
I haven't had sex with her.

I love this Panda

>>58151261
Could be. But Pippa had the chance served to her on a silver platter. Same with Kson.

>>58151365

>>58151319
"It's time for Henya to watch into the spiderverse. Ye i'll be happy to help leave it to me!"

>>58150451

>>58151201
Tenma is just good at reaching others but I'm also pretty sure Purplemee has been wanting to collab with Phase for a good while

>>58151383
Not wrong. Just not really surprised it's happening.

Hey dummy. That br Abi is having a birthday stream.

>>58151201
>喜んでを

>>58151098

>>58151201
Second time this happens. Tenma also collabed with Shondo before Pippa.

>>58151410
>pretty sure Purplemee has been wanting to collab with Phase for a good while
yes

>>58151435
this has absolutely nothing to do with phase connect and you're just baiting for someone to say something mean

>>58150600
Weekly is fine, phase has enough clippers nowadays for it to work. Should be a collab though

>>58151436

>>58151182
more like
>yuri's cat dies
>lumi mysteriously gains a cat

>>58151455
>>58151423
when is the collab date? until there is a date, it is just like all the other "you know girls x is gonna collab with girl y you know"

>>58151098
>17 years old
Man, that sucks. F.

>>58151455
Tenma should just drag Pippa into a collab honestly.

Don’t worry guys. Next time we go on the football court, I’ve got a secret weapon.

>>58151098
I thought about saying something mean but I fought the feminine urge. RIP cat's cat.

yuriniggers really should just make their own thread. you don't belong here anymore and haven't for 5 months.

>>58151434
This pankophile has grown to powerful

>>58151408
Workplace sexual harassment is a serious problem.

>>58151544
I'll make sure not to come to divegrass next season.

>>58151544
NO STOP

>>58151362

>>58151544
EVERYONE GET DOWN THIS GUY IS A SCHOOL SHOOTER

>>58151544
are you trying to trip up no pippants no pippanties

Shiina played with our feelings.
She didn't keep her word and our coomer friends are suffering because of it.

>>58151098
That's sad

>>58151541
No, fuck that. Tenma gets her own shit.

Not everything is about Pippa. Tenma, Lia, Lumi etc do their own things.

Okay that's cool, but why aren't we looping about Shiina?

>>58151558
Hostages say goodnight to me and I like having them around

>>58151544
MISS PIPPA GET DOWN

Shiina should graduate

>>58151544

Any ideas for shiina to redeem herself before the coomers?

>>58151558
hostages are nice, fuck you.

>>58151098
Aw fuck man. That sucks.
Having an old pet succumb to age is the worst.

>>58151598
Bela NOOO don't trust her!

>>58151558
theyre the most well-behaved (ex)fanbase and the threads would become a tiny bit worse without them t b h

>>58151670
that gingerbread man? me

>>58151544
A bomb/shooting threat hyp with poptarts would be kino for next season

>>58151665
She should piss directly into my esophagus. That would teach her a lesson hehe!

>pcg: Pippa is the star and only thing in Phase
>real life: Tenma gets Henya & Albino. Lia gets Pomu & Neuro & manly. Lumi gets maxor
love to see it

>>58151558
hostages are physically incapable of moving on. they also like to pretend she dindu nuffin and was wrongfully terminated

>>58151703
This is literally me when I'm eepy

>>58151434
It's correct.

Sex?

>>58151098
That's rough
F

>>58151769
No thanks.

>>58151769
>No claws
Still would

>>58151541
Any collab with more than her and the other person and Pippa shuts down. She had her chance and passed on it so now it’s Tenma’s for the taking

>>58151740
Lia is a dead weight in collabs.

>>58151769
Wrong hands who is this witch?

>>58151740
/#/ says that retard

>>58151740
>collabs are the only thing that matters

>>58151769
>no tail
>horns too short
>hands

>>58151769
This isnt Nasa, it's a skin crawler

>>58151769
No, I have a woman I love, and I wouldn't cheat on my love.

>>58151703

RATE THE LOOM
RATE THE ENERGY
RATE THE AGE OF EMPIRES
RATE THE ZATSU
RATE THE STREAM

>>58151799
dead weight enough that you keep watching.

>>58151859
Lumi SUCKS

>>58151859
she was streaming?

>>58151740
Nobody believes that even outside of /pcg/ and Phase.

what's the program that michi uses to auto tl?

>>58151836
Lumi in disguise?

>>58151859
Lemon love

>>58151796
>>58151803
>>58151820
She's increasingly not using her claws. Her new intro has her without claws.

>Tenma has a brief interaction with Henya on twitter
>OMG THEY ARE COLLABING TOMORROW!!!!!
you nerds are too much

Damn, and here I was thinking that quality couldn't get any lower

>>58151761
It's not. The correct would be a variation of the following 2 options:
1- 喜んで手伝う or
2-喜んでお手伝いする
喜んでを is ungrammatical

>>58151740
Pippa's last minute react streams get more viewers than Lia's collab with the biggest Niji EN talent

>>58151859
Love Loom/10
Surprisingly good energy despite her hatred for the campaign/10
Victory achieved/10
Fun as always/10
Pretty good/10

>>58151859
Surprisingly calm and collected/10
Total lemon victory/10

Sex.

>>58151875
yeah, me

>>58151740
Phase Connect has depth. Unlike a company like Idol or Kawaii or PRISM where only the biggest numbers girl gets fed.

In Phase there are no ceilings.

>>58151859
literally a prostitute/10

>>58151037
Very cute Lisa!

This is a result I'm not upset with for once. I would've liked a win, and the match was headed that way, but the late game Niji changes worked in their favour. They had an entire roulette of formations at their disposal and pulled out a good one out of their hat at sub time. (This is one of those moments where livemanaging could've made a difference, but that's not the ruleset we're on.) Anyway, a fair outcome compared to the absolute shithousery that happened previously.

Now, regarding the future. I took note of your posts and the poll from last week, but I wanted to wait for this match to be over first before addressing it. I am not going to lie, I was expecting a much higher desire to replace me, which is why I used the word sacked instead of resignation. I still believe a team with the prestige of /pcg/ deserves better than whatever this disaster run was, and that's what made me take a step sideways and let someone else come forward, but given your support and the lack of prospective managers, I won't turn my back on the team.

So I'll start by apologising to the people who did want me gone, but I'll walk back on my decision from last weekend. I also apologise to the general as a whole for this season's run. I'll continue to strive for performance, and I hope future results will be worthy of /pcg/.

>>58151969
Why is her wrist dislocated?

>>58151738
pippa stop

>>58151949
One Pippa viewer is worth maybe 1/8 of a normal viewer

>>58152005
JP's say hi

>>58151949
cope. Lia collabed with her oshi. Pippa could never do that.

>>58152026
not when it comes to donations

>>58152019
She's not used to having human hands please understand.

>>58151859
I was going to say that she's actually pretty decent at the game considering how much she gets misled (intentionally or unintentionally) by her chat, but she was only playing on moderate/10

>>58151769
Yes.

>>58152048
I don't think that's on Pipper.

>>58152011
I never wanted you to leave. No I will not stop saying that I want to bash your head in with a brick when we lose

Pippa Henya Collab in October. Screencap this.

>>58152011
HE LIVES!!!
/PEECEEGEE/ WILL RETURN

>>58151878
quiet background aoe2 stream with good numbers while /pcg/ lost its shit over drama and divegrass

>>58152048
Pippa doesn't even want her oshi to know she exists

>>58152057
Lol
Lmao

>>58151859
I'm Cuman/10

>>58152011

>>58151623
you will never replace forehead poster disingenuous faggot

>>58152011
Thank you for your service

>>58152011
get an exorcist to get that dead cat stink off you. then you'll be fine

>>58152032
Michiru was given a new model
Iori got new expressions for her model
Nasa was basically missing for months because she moved and her scheduling was a mess but Muumi went to see her and had lunch with her and she's been streaming frequently since.

>>58152175
>even BRs donate to Pippa
how is that a bad thing? they usually steal everything

PIPPA I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS YOU STILL HAVEN'T APOLOGIZED ABOUT SAYING DIARY OF JANE IS A BAD SONG

>>58152011
You're a good manager TWAIN don't mistake the heat after a loss for genuine hate. Most people /here/ appreciate what you do. That being said bench Lumi and transform Yuri into [Terminated].

>>58152011
I'm kind of disappointed that you even thought people actually wanted you gone and you couldn't see it was just shitposting and banter.

>>58152192
I don't want to replace him, but I will defend hostages

>>58152011
ATTABOY TWAIN!
The overall result wasn't what we wanted but everybody knows you aren't the problem.
Just keep your head up and run it back, I have no doubts that /pcg/ can return to its former glory as long as you're our manager.
Your time and effort brings a lot of enjoyment to the thread so I'm real glad you decided to stick around!

>>58152116
as with everything, the 4ch thread means nothing in the great scheme of things

I wish to ear fuck Dizzy

>>58152011
glad you're coming back, Mr TWAIN
just remember
>including today, /pcg/ (and /pcclg/) have never lost a game when a Lia player scores
>give more responsibility to Deerotic

>>58151410
>Tenma is just good at reaching others
No lol, shes just more impulsive.

>>58152280
disgusting behavior from an obvious newfag

Soccer sucks. Football is better.

>>58152267
It's a big market team (unironically even by 4CC standards), expectations are different at this level and I didn't want to hold the team hostage.

>>58152349
pango would never say this you fake fan

why are people acting like Henya and Tenma are collabing today? holy shit pump the breaks.

>>58152320
I want to fuck her head nubs

>>58152032
>He doesn't know
Michiru sang to 1 am to 300 viewers

>>58151769
Procreation with Nasa

>>58152011
In the midst of "It's over", there's a powerful "We're so back" waiting to come out.

>>58152353
>I didn't want to hold the team hostage.
heh, good pun

>>58152353
it would be different if there were people volunteering to replace you but nobody offered even once

I liked that one anon’s divegrass suggestion of changing Lemon Woman to Don’t Trust and putting her in at goal

>>58152382
Procreation with Nasa while she calls you racial epithets

>>58152349
Thanks panko, I always watch from the sidelines.

>>58152399
Lumi on goal would hoard balls in the net as if they were lemons.

Reminder: Shiina teased and joked about how hot the animation was when she received it. Pretty shitty to raise people’s expectations and then suddenly decide to not deliver.
We could have had a Shiina animation from this guy.
https://files.catbox.moe/59apez.MP4

>>58152431
She couldn’t be any worse than our goalie now.

>>58152048
>comparing Watame to fucking Pomu
KEK

Daily reminder that in Phase Connect anal sex is ok but mating press goes too far.

>>58152399
This could either be a brilliant or terrible idea

>>58152353
Don't start worrying until there are people offering to take your place. Given our track record of alternating good and bad seasons this should have been expected even if this one was particularly bad.

By the way, I knew that /uuu/ was the better team between these two, so losing the completely free points in the first match hit like a truck.

>>58152011
How I would fix the team
>Gold: No Pippants
>Gold: Lia Liker
>Silver: Fun Ruining Cunts
>Silver: Deerotic
>Silver: Dam Michi
>Goalie: DO NOT TRUST

>>58152395
I don't think anybody here has experience in managing a team so even if someone was willing to put all the effort in we'd undoubtedly be worse off for it.

>>58152399
Unironically do it. Let the angry fox go on the offense. Lumi is also pretty good at catching everything we throw at her

>>58152435
scammers gonna scam

>>58152453
Pippa is a whore and has like 7 oshis (including Henya, kson, watame, iori etc)

>>58152515
Honestly in the short time he was there Sad Girl Company was really good I think he should at least be a silver.

>>58152382
>Nasa wrapping her arms and tail around you gently so she doesn't hurt you as she hugs you
>-scene change- Now she's doing the same but harder and tighter as you mate with her

>>58152011
Nice to have you back

Is something happening? Why ddid last thread have over 600 replies and 100 ips? Dont tell me the Nijitourists sticked around

Phase Friend Abi making fun of Pippa in her b-day stream

>>58152638
Shiina happened.

>>58152515
medals should be locked in as Gen1s. PankoManko shit the bed as the first ever Gen2 medal. She did nothing.

>>58152638
Shiina drama. Basically she is too scared to post the NSFW animation and is using management as a shield when we know management is ok with this kind of thing because of Rie's buttsex drawing and Lia's mating press mouse pad.

>>58152638
Timeloops and divegrass

>>58152638
shiina is being retarded and divegrass happened

Tomorrow Lia from Phase Connect is playing early.

>>58152370
Not today obviously, but she’s reaching out and setting one up in real time

>>58152399
I'm down for this. Tenma is a tiny pineapple of anger fit for running offense while Lumi is a ball stealing whore hoarding all the passes, perfect for a goalie.

>>58152422
>>58152587
Meanwhile, before you notice, Granpa Dragon (who personally decapitated 10,000 Chinese, 5,000 pinoys, and raped 500 Korean women during WWII) has been watching the entire time to make sure you are worthy enough to continue his bloodline while giving him a great grandson.

>>58152659
did she double down on her no animation stance or something?

>>58152681
Nah everything should be decided by voting. Playing favorites is gay.

>>58152638
anon went to the store to buy pop tarts and he hasn't returned

>>58152719
>only 500 Korean women
shramfur dispray

The Michi!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_HLir0lGmY

>>58152720
Yes and now is is commissioning a lewd but SFW animation instead. So now we have the knowledge that Shiina got fucked in a commission and instead of getting to see that we have to settle for some half-assed commission.

>>58152732
The "Sad Girl Company" motto could fit as a medal.

>newfags trying remove the institution and tradition of Tenma being the gaurdian of the goal

you realize her player isn't small in game, right? she is same height as every other keeper.

>>58151935
It's not ungrammatical it's just never used. It works the same as 喜んでを手放せる. It's just that nobody has any reason to use 喜んでを手伝う over 喜んでお手伝う. Also unrelated but I'm pretty sure there are some examples of 喜んでを手伝う in classical Japanese considering を used to substitute お in a lot of words をとこ for example.

>>58151740
Pippa could pull all kinds of people for collabs, she just doesn't do it

>>58152638
I like to pretend im a double agent and side with whichever corpo i feel like because i have no royalty and basicly im a slutty slut

>>58152780
Yes, we know.
>tradition
Divegrass changes all the time. That's part of its appeal.

>>58152720
Why not just skim the last thread? Oh right you want to start a loop

>>58152821
>royalty
GETTIM PANKOPHILES

>>58152780
>Muh tradition
If you want the tradition to be losing go cheer for /morig/

>”Isn’t the fucking point of this Idol managing game to, oh I don’t know, HAVE YOUR TALENTS ACTUALLY TRY?!?! This Shiina cunt is more useless than the cane in Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde! Like what were they thinking?!?!?”

>>58152821
Whore

>>58152011
>I was expecting a much higher desire to replace me,
Learn your fucking place, jannie. It's here, among friends.

>>58152821
nasty little skank

>>58152858
This is a weird crossover....

>>58152858
>What in the shitting fuck is this!?

>>58152719
>I probably can't even kill a boar with a spear
Fuck

>>58152821
FUCKING WHORE

>>58152843
nah fuck you man. I just got off helping people with yard work in near 100 degree weather for several hours.
sometimes you're brains just a bit fried.
besides i was just slow to post, i got my answer like two posts above mine. if it had been there already i wouldnt of posted.

Pippa waiting chamber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiu3EIb9oR0

>>58152720
NSFW animation is scrapped completely, replacement commission is not NSFW at all, just suggestive. No confirmation it will even be an animation.
She put out a tweet deflecting the blame onto management even more.
She was politely called out on discord about the situation by one guy and immediately resorted to complaining about how "unwelcoming" her community felt.
Basically just typical Shiina stuff. Her lacking a spine and being unable to take the blame for anything without pity baiting, deflecting the fault to somebody else, or using her apparently endless mental and physical health problems as a shield to hide behind to guilt people out of criticizing her.

I uniorincally want to see a Team Pippa next cup. You faggots need to stop sniffing your own farts and realize that more Phase teams is a good thing.
The cup organizers want this. You don't even need to have a damn general. Just make a team.

>>58152966
Why don't you make it then?

>>58152769
Unfortunately, he let himself get stuck raping the same one thousands of time for a while

>>58152829
>Divegrass changes all the time. That's part of its appeal.
Completely fucking wrong. Without continuity and tradition there are no storylines, and without storylines it's literally just watching PES CPU play each other

>>58152966
The cup organisers can lick the sweat from the asscrack of the fattest and hairiest liker we have.

>>58152959
Don't forget raffling off 10 more scarves.

>>58152956
anon its still three hours away.
least wait til she says what its about.

>>58152858
>”I’d rather watch some VShojo whore than this fuckin’ cock of horse shit!”

>>58151558
oh nyo

>>58153028
>”Shiina? More like crock of Shiita!”

>>58152966
They won't accept a team without a general these days. There's just too many teams in the queue for that to be a possibility anymore.

>>58152568
Her real oshi is not even a fucking vtuber to begin with.

>>58152966
>/pcg/, /lia/, /ppg/ and /tsun/ end up in the same group

>>58153000
>there is a greater than 0% chance Michi and Nasa are related to Airi via rape
KINO

>>58153004
A team going through a radical change after a terrible season IS a good story though. Especially if it leads to victory.

>>58152966
>You don't even need to have a damn general
What retard told you this?

>>58153028
>cock of horse shit

>>58152804
お手伝う is also ungrammatical
I don't think Tenma (nor I, honestly lmao) knows old Japanese, let's be real she just JSL'd there

>>58153004
Without change there are o storylines, only a picture, and it's a picture of us fucking losing

>>58152858
He'd rather post the gaping asshole of Hime Rie with cum in her rear

>>58152966
half of this thread's oshi is /pcg/. I have never lurked in a more masturbatory thread where everybody circle jerks eachother's gimmicks.

/pcg/ has become a parody of itself.

i miss airi...

>>58153004
You're saying two contradictory things at the same time.

Should we root for the Lia thread to carry on /pcg/'s honor in divegrass or is the conscientious still them being an anti continuation of /pchex/?

You guys do know the team has two goalkeepers, right?

>>58153086
Alright grammarphile I’ll bite. What did I type wrong?

>>58153115
Yes, Tenma and Coffeenma.

>>58153095
Kek

>>58153115
Yeah and they're Tenma and Coffee (Tenma in a suit Fishman forced her to wear). Unchain Tenma. Let her dive in the midfield grass.

>>58152966
I literally have no clue what the fuck its about or where to get info because you're all a bunch of gate keeping cunts.
>muh secret divegrass club!!! DO YOUR REPS!!!
>PLEASE JOIN US WE NEED PLAYERS!!!

>>58153097
uuuoohh I want to plap /pcg/-chan

>>58153113
>conscientious
consensus dear
I shall be rooting for /lia/

>>58153082
/morig/
there has been literally 1 /morig/ general thread made in the last 18 months. they have a team.

and don't fucking quote me say ing
>yeah but how new etc ertc

fuck that shit.

>>58152774
>>58152959
thanks.
normally im 'meh' on these things. if you dont like lewd stuff then sure whatever.
but yeah dont promise it then back out then complain when people have a problem with it.
honestly dont have a model like she does then pretend to be shy about these things.
unironically people should start complaining about her model and the hypocrisy of it. would be funny to see if she makes excuses or suddenly she gets a new model.

>>58153097
you should see /vg/

>>58153004
Absolutely fucking braindead take.
One of the single most interesting storylines you can have is a team shaking things up and introducing some fresh blood after being the first team eliminated in the league.
Surely you don't think running it back with the same team like a retarded boomer stuck in his ways is more interesting than that?

>>58153150
This is bait right? Divegrass has a wiki and there's a thread with all the info in the catalogue.

>>58153113
If it's not /pcg/ it's an anti thread, simple as that.

>>58153195
In fairness going into the catalogue is risky at best

Phase friend Shondo really isn't much of a singer

>>58153150
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Page
>>>/vg/4ccg
Literally one of the most open and least gatekept things on this website.

>>58153097
What? You don't like niniposting? Meaningless gen2 image spam? people making spelling errors so they can self reply with image spam?

>>58153097
Yeah and? I love my Michiposters and Airiheads. Unity love cunt.

>>58152966
This is the most blatant thread split anti post I have ever fucking read. Fuck off.

https://strawpoll.com/wby5A2EXkyA

>>58153160
>noooooo it doesn't count because the title doesn't match

>>58153160
Isn't 森カリオペ the mori general?

>>58153004
i'm genuinely baffled at the sheer retardation of this post. This is bait right? It has to be.

>>58150451
When I see Coomi Lumi the phrase "tongue punch her fart box" runs through my head like a magic spell. LUMI
LET ME SMELL YOUR ASSHOLE

>>58151558
I agree but at the same time making fun of their dead talent to their faces is never not funny.

>>58153040
hehe yuri is dead. girl was bad enough to get fired from phase, kek.

>>58153160
>it's this same newfag and he still doesn't know what the Mori general is
Lord preserve me

>>58152858
Mike's dick

>>58153113
hex was less than 20 threads that lasted a month with half the posts being shameless bumps. the clubhouse has been over 100 threads and it's lasted two months. one of these is an anti thread, one of these is not

Tenma as GK never made sense to me anyway, aside from her being a midget for the memes. She has an aggressive personality and should be in a forward position if anything.

gumjob

>>58153251
You know what? I like it. Seeing other fanbases be active is nice, it gives the thread variety.

>>58153281
Yuri wasnt fired. She and Sakana decided to terminate the contract because she didn't want to work for Phase anymore.

>>58153325
They're both anti threads. One caught on because of newfags and the other did not.

>>58153333
nice quads of 3s on a pippapost

>>58153328
If anything Lumi should be goal keeper cause she is a pro at handling balls.

>>58153113
I won't root for /lia/ because there's no chance of us going 1 vs 1 with them. They should beat us before continuing.

>>58153365
>she wasn't fired, she just decided to quit after she pissed off all her friends by doxxing them to antis

>>58153113
I'll root for em but I won't treat it like a /pcg/ win.

>>58153342
it's not being active. they get no posting when they actually stream.

it's just anons with no jobs spamming react images. most of them dont even get a god damned rate post because you faggots don't watch streams except pippa and lia and lumi.

>REEEEE STOP HAVING FUN IN HERE STOP HAVING CULTURE ITS MAKING ME FEEL ALIENATED

BOO PHASE CONNECT BOOOOOOO PHASE CONNECT SUCKS

>>58153328
Exactly. Making Lumi the goalie and Tenma a forward would be great. It gives both Tenma and Lumi positions that fit their characters better, doesn't hurt the meme potential of the team at all, and freshens things up for two of the most important members of Phase.

How many tubes does a human female have? Do males have more tubes than females?

>>58153365
>no money-making graduation stream
>PC goal refund
>twitch VOD staying up
not sure if bait or retardation

>>58153436
Shut up stinky!

>>58153411
>root

>>58153365
kek, lmao.
nice copium.
your oshi is a dumbass who couldn't make it in the easiest company around and nothing you say will change that.

>>58153436

>>58153395
This but unironically. She gets passed to way too often and isn't even that good of a midfielder.

>>58153460
depends on how you define a tube, most animals are filled with tubes.

>>58153325
Your "thread" was made by some angry 2view femanon who wanted to fuck with /pcg/. No one else here accepts you faggots kys

>>58153481
this is a falseflag

>>58153415
I can start rate posting Tenma if any anons want that. I can’t guarantee I’ll catch all her guerillas but I’ll do what I can

>>58153266
>https://strawpoll.com/wby5A2EXkyA
OI FAGS, STOP ANTIING FOR A MOMENT AND VOTE

>>58153436

>>58153409
sure jan. That's why sakana protected Yuri and Yuri protected phase. That's why she got a final goodbye video. That's why Yuri's final secret message was "finally happiness". That's why notYuri streams more than Yuri ever did. She clearly lovedddd being Yuri.

I believe in Phase Unity.

>>58153481
Pankophile Rome is falling. It's infested with falseflaggers.

>>58153522
I think the marker sniffing Panko made it obvious

>>58153505
We are a series of tubes it seems

>>58153134
It's crock of shit. Like a pot. That's why it's full of shit.

>>58153160
I haven't been watching other games, did they finally win a game yet? I know they haven't one a single game since the first season

>>58153544
Based

FREE MIICHAN
LET HER SCORE SOME FUCKING GOALS

>>58153529
>strawpoll
shan't vote

>>58153543
I’m pretty sure they’re not falsflaggers. They’re just high on sharpies. Give them a bit.

>>58153436
Yeah me

>>58153493
The thumbnail for this looks like a cum shot...

>>58153281
Trying to play the "I'm trolling the hostages XD" card doesn't work out very well when you get assblasted and act like a pissy church lady over squibby cat chants in divegrass.

>>58153160
point at this guy and laugh

>>58153460
Women have fallopian tubes which are a pair of slender, tube-like structures in the female reproductive system. Each woman has two fallopian tubes, one on each side of the uterus.

Males have two structures called the vas deferens, commonly referred to as "tubes." These tubes are part of the male reproductive system and carry sperm from the testes to the urethra.

The real reason Yuri got terminated is because she commissioned an artist for a mating press animation and fully intended to post it on Twitter.
To stop this egregious criminal act and breach of contract from taking place Fishman fired her on the spot.

>>58153543

>>58153160
if this is bait it's damn tasty

>>58153572
Poal has a historical record of erasing valid votes for no reason unfortunately.

i forgot it's my birthday. I have 21 minutes left of my birthday. How the fuck can someone forget their birthday?

>Lia Likers come back to sperg out about divegrass
>the 3 brown Shiina cooldown posters have been drowned out
home

>>58153558
Sometimes you just can’t see your own mistake without someone else pointing it out. Thanks

>>58153536
So nice of Lisa to visit Pippa during her crystal therapy, she really needs the support

>>58153611
Can confirm. I am the artist.
Have a look.

>>58153611
holy fuck…it all makes sense now

>>58153647
i slept through most of mine
it's not really important