/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>58143336
Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCkCkQroTv8
Latest Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2tTx419i3E

Over the Garden Wall【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4ae7EbEzt0&t=654
Cooking for My Novelites【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSapW3nrbU&t=6687
Take My Tomato Soup【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSapW3nrbU&t=6081
Moldy Overdose【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xOyrgufb0M&t=5221
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf

>>58143336
Shiori has the best kissable lips ever . In all of vtubing

I love my wife Shiorin~

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>>58143336
>>58143375
Next stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4oabHyDIlg

Forgot this one.

Thinkin thoughts.

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey handholding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

Hello fellow bookclub novelites.

The voting has concluded.

http://poal.me/b4w7bd

Our Winner for short reading is A Study in Scarlet by Arthur Conan Doyle
availible as pdf here https://libgen.is/fiction/DED5EA795207B046BFEACC7CA6A3D579

The long read winner is Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
availible here https://libgen.is/fiction/D3605EEE8DEAD8EC321395D1A2519912

Choose either one or both to read and we will rate/discuss them on the first of October!

>>58143336
>throbbing
Yeah, my dick

>>58143532
Don't think
Don't do anything at all
Leech off of others kindness and goodwill

shoriii my penos still hort

Shiori, thoughts on glasses?
>I'm neutral on them

>>58143336
Why not sound post?

>>58143858
one day these post will suddenly stop and i'll know you killed yourself

i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

Roses are red
Dimitri's the best
I want Shiorin
To shit on my chest

>>58143926
the fuck? where did that shit come from

>>58143725

>>58143858

>>58143819
I dunno how to sound post.
I also baked while on phone.

>>58143954
we have our local schizo that replies "kys" to any nerissa related post, just ignore him

>>58143954
We don't like the ship with nerissa /here/

>>58143819
This kiss... It's so good...

>>58144054
What a naughty novelight.

>>58144067
Top 3. This/trick/karaoke.

>>58143954
Honestly, from the heart. Kys.

>>58144102
Looking mighty rapable there, aren't you jailbird?

Are the Saplites gone now that Fauna is back?

>>58144023
Cute invalid. You'll never hear this lol. How does that feel. You'll never browse /shig/ while listening to Shiori's kisses on repeat. How can you live like that?

Cute morning Novelites~

>>58144378
Cute morning to you too anon

God I want Shiorin to fix me.

>>58144341
you'll never escape us

>>58144359
I dunno how to create them, I can hear and see them though.

I love Ririka.

>>58144789
We got hugs AND a kiss that stream. Imagine the members only…

>>58144792
We love Ririka here.

>>58144792
Same! I hope she gets to be friends with Shiori

>>58144789
This girl sure is cute...

>>58144839
Good Morning voice tweet too.

Novella, my Beloved Novella

i think shiori can do well enough collabing with jp

>>58143941
Brautiful

shawty favela

How did this thread collectively decide that having Ririka as a side piece was all fine and dandy?

>>58145003
Good morning voice tweet, TWO

I like Ao.
I wish the shippers would fuck off though.

>>58145109
She's rich and we're all vain little whores

>>58145109
Just waking up, did I miss something?

>>58145109
She employs my wife.

>>58145127
Just don’t engage and they’ll get bored. They know it bothers you.
Personally I just find it funny

Pagely reminder that Shiori is very cute.

Don't forget, this is Shiori's future!
>>58133017

>>58145109
Ririka isn't the side piece.

JP orange women continue to be good

>>58145171
No. Just sister pretending they'll watch and support JPs. A couple of Shiori tweets are all that it takes for sisters to start dilating. Standard stuff, wait for 2 days.

imagine Shiori in goth lolita...uwah

Got my reps in today and had a nice time with friends, but realised I've started to casually do the joke voice Shiori does like I pronounsh wordsh like thisth in a lower voice but my best friend didn't question it because I'm already an autistic girl anyway.

This girl's power is so strong lads...

>>58146241
I want Shiori in exercise clothing with her hair tied back in a ponytail.

What are some ways to be a positive influence on the world, novelites?

Shiori teasing (You) because you're shy and easily flustered until you legitimately get a heart attack from her overdoing it and collapse on the spot, riddling her with guilt

>>58146421
Kill this ANONYMOUS POSTER
>>58146388

>>58146241
Would be a great choice for her first outfit but I'd also understand if she wanted to do something that was completely different.

>>58146443
I would unironically died If I met Shiori IRL and she teased me

>>58146443
oji-san...

Speaking of reps about that time I should get mine. 10000 steps starts with just 1.

>>58146388
Male novelites want her, femnovelites want to be her, she's too powerful.

>>58146552

I just really like her and she's a sweetheart, like I grew up very similar to her and I'd hide in the school library and my working life has become the same, it's great. Love this little powerhouse of a weirdo. She does rub off on me a bit, that being said.

I'm glad Shiori found a JP that she already gets along with. Collab with broken JP and Engrish interactions please!!!

>>58145578
>A couple of Shiori tweets
Yeah I just checked xitter
Shiori LOVES Hololive! doubters btfo
She'll make a great senpai
Also my fav was not nijika, cute intro kek

>>58146771
>collab

>>58146443
(You) better be getting your steppies in to prevent such an unfortunate fate.

>>58147041
Shiori loves vtubing, it's her hobby. But at the same time she's not going to be fake and pretend she was deep into Hololive. Now she's in however, she's going to do her best and cheer on her new colleagues. It's that simple

Am I the only one who doesn't give a fuck about collabs
She's lone (autistic) wolf
I want her to make good friends th but I'm fine with solo streams being 95% of her content
I Love fauna, Moom and Kronii and even Gura would make a good collab partner because she loves the banter
But let's not force things
It's cool when collabs are rare
That makes those moments extra special

>>58146771
I was afraid she was going to be isolated, hopefully Shiori will make some friends in hololive.

>>58147334
>pretend she was deep into Hololive
<chris pratt webcam impression> I was stomping on uhh... ogeys

>>58147334
Exactly, now that she's here you can't say she doesn't LOVE Hololive, she wants to make new friends and support everyone n her new family

>>58146421
Study how to cure cancer

>>58147347
It seems like Chloe really likes her too, but the language barrier is going to be the biggest issue for now. I can only hope that Shiori does JP reps so there's less issues since most of the JP girls do English reps on some level. Just a shame that it seems Fauna and Mumei sidestepped and are obsessed with Bijou now when they fawned over Shiori at the beginning.

>>58147440
Why? The girl already trauma dumps about her failed friendships often. What are "friends" in hololive going to achieve, realistically speaking? Do you believe that they would be true friends 10 years from now?

>>58147581
>sidestepped
Nigga they'd be happy to collab with Shiori but they won't force things, Shiori has to iniciate and she hasn't yet

>>58144359
catbox is down and I can't get the soundposts either... いたい...

>>58147581
But what's the rush? She claims to be here for a very very long time to come. It'll happen. Just look at memberships. I actually wonder if we pushed for them faster than she wanted

>>58144359
>>58147726
>tfw loaded that soundpost when catbox was still up and I have it cached
Sucks to suck

Oh boy I'm getting deja vu from all of these totally organic "She doesn't care about Hololive" posts right now.

>>58147794
You too huh?

>>58147668
Yeah, coworkers make good friends because they have similar lifestyles and they understand the things you have to go through as a vtuber (and some of them share similar interest)
And Shiori definetly loves vtubing more than anything else and she'll keep doing it for many many years to come
She needs more autistic people like her and hololive is the perfect place to find.cute autistic retards who will understand you

>>58147790
I should have followed her lead and eaten the moldy food instead of going grocery shopping... what was I thinking...

i like shiori but our interests align like 1 percent. i hate it when this happens with holos i like. no, i have no idea what the fuck you're talking about with fire emblem, no i dont know about this anime. i just think you're cute

>>58147794
I feel like this general has been time looping since page 100. Might be time for me to take a step back from here..

>>58147903
That's good because because you can teach her about things she doesn't know and you get to learn new things
I have 0 idea about otomo games but now I think I'm starting to understand why women love that shit so much kek

>>58147893
Shut the fuck up... Just... shut the fuck up

>>58148013
Kek stay mad sister

>>58147977
I'm awaiting for your original discussion and OCs Anon...

So who graduated from Nijisanji today?

>>58148153
me

I feel like the ones that wants her to collab aren't her loyal viewers... Huh...

>>58148153
We need more Shiori drinking juice

>>58147977
At least come post when she's live and every now and then. Shiggers should stay together.

She should collab with me.
In bed.

How do you call a black Novelknight

>>58148293
Hi Nerissa

>>58148293
Real Novelites don't want to take Shiori to bed.

I want to take Shiori to bed

I want to take Shiori

>>58148323
Yeah I will just fuck her against the wall.

>>58148363
Princess carrying Shiori to her bed upstairs...

Shiori would take me to bed.

Sexbros lost

>>58148404
ああああああああ

Cute bros are playing 5d chess creating drama and division only because last stream was pure unadulterated sex

>>58148003
Ok

>>58148404
Laying her down on her bed, kissing her on the forehead, turning around to leave and she begs you to stay

Sexchads won

>>58147977
yup. same boat. it's a shame really...

>>58148509
I want to provoke them into posting sex

>>58148537

Is passionate lust considered lovey-dovey by the cutebros? Or does passionate lust fall into the sexbros territory?
>There is no hand holding
>Your hands are exploring all over her body, caressing her breasts and her ass
>Her hands are held against your chest, on your shoulders, around your neck, around your back, digging her nails into you
>It doesn't end with just kissing on the lips, nor does it end with just gazing into each others eyes.
>You watch her body move along your cock, bouncing up and down, mesmerized by the sway of her breasts
>You kiss into her neck, you've left multiple hickeys dotting her neck, shoulder and even her breast
>You leave teeth marks in her forearm, not deep enough to draw blood, but deep enough to leave a mark
>She's done the same to you, but her clumsiness made your shoulder begin to bleed a little
>There are more positions than just missionary, against a wall, held so close your bodies may as well be glued to each other, from behind while caressing her
>Kissing into her neck, sitting up while she moves for you, telling you: "Just relax, let me handle it." and letting out soft cute moans as she moves and as you kiss her neck.

>realize new girls already debuted and i missed it|
>pissed at myself
>watch vods
>remember i dont speak japanese
>at least the blonde one seems to actually know english to a degree
>the one with the tits... lol....
I guess I'll skim through the other girls' debut vods when that becomes a thing. The blonde one with the short hair and dfc looks hot af but I'll probably forget the whole gen exists by the end of next month.

>>58148711
>but I'll probably forget the whole gen exists by the end of next month.
And that is what is going to happen. I don't know why everyone is doomposting so much

>>58148711
I don't care about regloss but jp shiori seems kinda cute

>>58148766
It's the weekend.

>>58148681
Goddammit, can you guys stop giving me ropefuel? Knowing I will never experience any of this is soulcrushing

>>58148776
her name reminds me of toho monster movies and she fucking eats kimwipes. definitely the wildcard of the bunch I feel

Dumping Shiori over text then ghosting her!

>>58147794
She doesn't, and that's based! It's super cringe seeing Kiara and her henchwoman drool all over their senpais

>Shiori is excited about new debuts
>I will join her in that excitement

Simple. Whether it lasts until next chapter, who cares, this is the now

>>58148932
Based

>>58148222
I guarantee you I've superchatted her more than you and on a more consistent basis. I'm worried about her getting left out.

>>58148916
Then proceeding to slaughter every Gosling when they find out!

>>58148916
She'd drop you n a heartbeat
She hates that

>>58148681
Pretty sure this falls under sexbros.
Cutebros don't even want sex outside of one time baby making.

>>58148991
>here is another superchat, I know it's been a while
>i just want you to be happy, to be happy, to be happy

>>58148711
Weirdly, Ao and Ririka had really boring debuts. At least for me. Kanade is the one I have my eye on same with Raden. I feel that the English pandering has reached a critical point right now, or that a 30 minute debut pressures them to do things they normally wouldn't do. I know Advent had 45m debuts but I sort of miss that 1 hour time frame...

Going to take a nap then get my steppies in before the stream. Good mid afternoon Novelites.

>>58149167
Ririka's debut was pure kino

Prechat retards. She's there.

>>58148991
>I'm worried about her getting left out.
Retard
It's only been like 1 month

>>58149220
Sleep well, good luck on your walk later too.

Imagine Shiori is mad at you, like seriously PISSED, but you pacify her with kissing and she gives in

These new JPs will never make me give up on this oreo.

>>58149350
She tries to push you away for a second, to angrily gnaw on your lips and tongue before she closes her eyes and gives herself to you.

Is this the ''I want to kill myself'' hours?

Wait till bump limit to post your trauma otherwise I'll respond with a shitpost instead of taking it seriously.

>>58149618
I get 24 of those in a day, anon. You need to be more specific.

>>58149618
Those are after the bump limit

>>58149675
Recently I can't help but think my penis is too big

>>58149704
Did Shiori's thoughts on planks ruin it for you?

>>58149736
Nta but yes. I feel ashamed. I'm not even that big. Somewhere around 17-19 cm, depending on the day. I still wish it was smaller after seeing shiori's preference.

>>58149736
>plank is too big
>facial hair
>glasses
>RD Ike body

>>58149817
>Somewhere around 17-19 cm
Ayooo dick brothers! *high fives u with erect dick*

>>58149618
Yes.

>>58149859
You're truly doomed. Sorry.

>>58149871
?

I wish yorick was real

I don't see any Shiori

>>58149930
I was never meant to be Shiori's prince...

>>58149859
At least you're not me
>plank below average (only point that meets her preferences)
>balding at 21
>facial hair
>glasses
>short and stout

>>58150006
Shiori...
You can make real friends, I believe in you

>>58150028
You're doomed too.
>>58150026
You can still be her knight. Both of you.

>>58149618
I'm actually really content with my life, so no for me.

Novelites, I sincerely apologize for saying rude things about your oshi since debut. I have completely changed how I feel about her, she is very sweet.

>>58150101
>You can still be her knight. Both of you.
Thanks Shiori~n!

Shiobee~

>>58150299
You are forgiven, however... You must now tell us your oshi.

>>58150028
Same
>average plank
>starting balding at 17ish (am in my late 20's now)
>thick facial hair that gives me a 5 o'clock shadow within a few hours of shaving
>just got glasses
>tall and relatively lean, but have a bit too much fat to be ottermode or anything
The best I can hope for is a chubby girl who really wants a tall bf for some reason

Shiori running downstairs excitedly to brag she got another reply from Ririka because she knows you like her, then you ask her if she got a reply from Ao and she gets all pouty. Then she asks you who you're looking forward to of the second day debuts and wonders why you're interested in Raden.

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1700607815721553947
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1700607815721553947
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1700607815721553947

>>58150419
She put a drink in her freezer, didn't she?

>>58150419
That explosion in the fridge? Me.

>>58150419
She is a security hazard.

>>58150419
how

>>58150392
How would Shiori react when she walks into our bedroom and sees me (her boyfriend) jerking off to Kanata for the 20th time in a day?

>>58150419
I don't even know what to say.

>>58150335
FuwaMoco
I was blinded by my love for them and got uncomfortable with the change in atmosphere when Shiori would be in collabs. I will contemplate sudoku and pray for forgiveness and hope you think no less of the Ruffians for my mistakes

>>58150419
Moldy milk?

>>58150419
>>58150459
>>58150571
>>58150621
She said the other day that she had a 2-3 week expired gallon of milk in her fridge. The rotten dairy probably expanded until the jug exploded.

>>58150689
She said she threw the milk out..

>>58150419
Shiori's fridge is a biohazard

>>58150299
>>58150637
Fill out the apology form if you haven't already

>>58150734
Do you REALLY think she would do that, though?

>>58150734
Don't believe her lies

>fridge explodes
>tweet it
>go back to prechating
Clean it, you dumb cutey.

>>58150637
Nahhh it's fine. Just don't hate on her anymore. She's fantastic and doesn't deserve it.

>coming home after a long day of work
>your wife shiori looks nervous
>you walk into the kitchen
>instantly gag and hold back vomit
>rotten expired milk fucking EVERYWHERE
>the inside of the fridge, the floor, the counters, the cupboards, even trailing into other rooms
>"I thought it was still good~..."
>you both start crying

>>58150922
Hadaka apron Shiori too because the milk got on her clothes and she didn't have time to change before you got home.

>>58150753

I want attention from Shiori, but I don't want to be that guy who only goes into prechat when she's there and don't particularly want to interact with her community outside you retards, so I will work on not needing validation from an anime girl who won't ever know me in particular

>>58151043
That's very smart of you anon, I'm proud

>>58151043
Goodboy.mp3

>>58151043
And that is how should be, good job

>>58151043
How do I do that?

>>58151043
Congrats on realizing the better path. However I will still comment on everything because it helps algo and supports her directly. (At least that's what YT tells me, dunno if that's a lie or not.)

>>58151043
Good. We don't need a parasocial schizo crying everytime she ignores them.

>>58151117
>>58151091
>>58151136
How?

>>58151350
>>58151334
Same question, how do I do that?

>>58151043
This will trigger the Goslings who spam every time she's around and donating multiple times per stream so they can say "SHE READ MY SUPA!!!!!" and never shut the fuck up about it.

>>58151369
She's pretty caring and warm. You don't need personalized attention. Just bathe in the comfort she brings.

>>58151430
Do what? Ignore the need for validation?

Shiorin is so cute in prechat

>>58151514
Yes. Exactly that. How do I stop getting anxious over other people getting attention and not me? Please give some realistic advice. I already tried killing myself and meds.

mama mia

>>58151043
I need to get into this mindset. I got really into being a known regular for some small corpo vtuber and it became the main thing I would think about. Completely dropped her after a couple months for some dumb shit and promised never to do that again cause it ate me up. I'm afraid I'm regressing back to that for Shiori but I don't wanna drop her.

>>58150734
DYRB

>>58151688
You’re not missing anything honestly she’s not gonna say important shit or save her tangents for on stream anyway

>>58151650
NTA but just remember that while Shiori does appreciate her fans, that's all that they are. She'll remember names that spam the chat because they're forcing themselves out there, but she's not going to feel any differently about them compared to somebody who she notices commenting for the first time. She's going to see tens of thousands of different names, and rrats like the "Lamy spreadsheet" are just schizobait for parasocial people to feel like their efforts are justified. They're more than welcome to keep doing that, but it will always be a streamer/viewer dynamic in the end. She wants her viewers to do their best to live healthy lifestyles, and I believe you can do it as well, anon. Good luck.

>video in hold because of perms autism

>You will never watch One Piece in VC with Shiori

Post unhinged messy makeup shiori pls I lost mine

>>58151882

>>58151902
did she always have fangs? is she a vampire?

>>58148991
At least try to mask it a little
>>58149165

>>58151650
I'll only talk through sheer experience.
Experience it with a 2view or indie you like. You'll get so much validation that you kind of either get used to it or get sick of it.
Right now I know she's in her pre-chat, I've said stuff to her, she even responded to me. And I don't really feel anything for it, got some cool info out of it at most. I feel nothing from it.

>>58151937
Yes. Maybe.

>>58151829
This. It might appear different because of her closeness with her fans, but in the end you will not be friends. Once she leaves Hololive you will most likely never hear from her again, and even if you do it'll still be a viewer/fan arrangement. It might be unfortunate to hear, but it's the truth of the matter.
That being said, if it's unhealthy and you're recognizing it as such, please consider taking a break, distancing yourself, or something until you feel you can consume Shiori in a healthy manner.

>>58151038
You should stop trusting the media

It’s crazy who attentive she is though for the most part. Those eyes aren’t just for show

>>58151829
agreed

>>58150922
Thank you anon, for the visceral imagery
I'm laughing an unreasonable amount

>>58151688
I was in the exact same boat (though me dropping her was more of a string of hiatuses combined with some retarded drama with an associated vtuber than anything that actually made me dislike her). I doubt I'll ever be a "normal" person, but I can at least acknowledge that it's not good for anyone involved if I get too obsessed with a vtuber and take steps to avoid getting in too deep.

She is talking about (You)!

Here's your lurker's validation btw.

>>58150637
it sucks that I love Fuwamocco (I love all of Advent) but Ruffians have been so rude to us I really hate your fanbase
Not all Ruffians, of course, I'm only talking about /vt/ ruffians

You bitches…

>>58152204
>>58152205
>>58152213
SHE'S /HERE/ RIGHT NOW

kek

>>58152205
>>58152213
SHE LOVES ME

Are (You) comfy?

How did this even come up in pre-chat?

>>58152200
I know it's not good but fuck me does it feel nice to get acknowledged. Idk hopefully these feelings go away once I start going to the gym and focusing on different shit. Just joined a club in college all about getting fit.

>>58152346
it didn’t. She’s here.

>>58152307
my social need? sex

>>58152385
Sex won't make you comfy it'll just make you tired and sweaty.

>>58152409
But the hugs after the sex will.

Shiori isn't real... Someone like her can't exist... I refuse to believe it... It's all an act...

>>58152460
She, or you, will be too tired after, you'll sleep apart, maybe backs against each other at best.

>>58152204
>we
Yorick loves us too

>>58152477
She's blindingly bright.

>Just be happy
>I just want you to be happy
>I want you to have a happy ending
What if I'm happy doing bad things

>>58152498
Separate beds.

>>58152598
Worse, couch or floor for (You).

Out of the blue, I chanced upon you
Your dazzling voice drawing me in
Into my colorless world you descended
Oh, those irreplaceable days
See, the day will come where these words of mine
Will no longer reach you either
But even with those thoughts in mind
I felt no fear whatsoever
So enduring was that radiant shine

>>58152099
She's always looking...

>>58152550
Kleptomaniac anon...

>>58151829
Not true, she loves me and is talking directly to me.

>>58150419
>Shiori will die before getting her 3D model

>>58149736
Can I get a timestamp?

Anyone got more pics like this?

>>58152840
She's survived this long already, if something as simple as a rotten milk implosion was enough she wouldn't be here in the first place

>>58150419
She says she doesn't drink soda or alcohol, so this is most likely something left in there by her boyfriend(Me)

>>58152870

You will never be friends with Shiori. You don't even know her real name. She's only playing a character and you'll only ever interact with that character.

>>58152940
>>58150689

>>58153027
but I'm her boyfriend

>new ip

>>58153027
Thank you for pointing out the purpose of vtubers anon.

>>58153027
I wonder how long it'll be until someone asks her the question and she replies as such.

>>58153068
Didn't she throw it out?

>>58153121
>>58150771 >>58150792 >>58151690

>>58153121
Do you really think she would actually do that?

>>58152205
She fucking hates me...

>>58153108
She's terminally online and she became a vtuber to make friends and to understand people
She's 100% parasocial, she needs us as much as we need her

>>58153156
Shiori...

>>58153027
but I'm her husband

>>58153156
Shiower

>>58152864
Seconding this, what stream even was it? Did I miss it?

>>58152864
https://files.catbox.moe/bfgvos.mp3

>>58153312
That's not the part of the stream they're referring to.

>>58151829
No, I think she hates me because she recognises that my style is that of a deranged watcher and that she would be better off without me. My dineros are meaningless in her money pool. It doesn't stop me, unfortunately. It drives me to spend more and spam more because my mind thinks it will all change after just one more supa. Just one more message and I'll be her favourite watcher. I'm in it for the streamer/viewer dynamic. I'm not delusional to think I'll be her friend or lover or anything like that. I want attention. I want personalised messages. Something that I can be happy about while I slave away at the job. Something to keep me up during the rainy days. It seems I'll never get that. I live a healthy lifestyle, but my mind is not healthy. I don't know how to better myself to eliminate this addiction. Every stream, I hate myself more and more, and I don't know how long this will keep up. I'm earnestly begging for some voodoo magic to kill this addiction. I'll honestly take occult stuff at this point.
>>58151964
I already watched Prism and Kawaii. Those didn't have the same impact as Shiori. You're basically guaranteed to get their attention due to a much slower chat. Every blue supa is an aka for them. I commented there for the fun of it since there wasn't any pressure. I can't do that here.


Yes, this post is unbelievably pathetic, but I don't know who to talk to or who else can help me.

>>58153367
It's ok, KuroAka

>>58153354
https://youtu.be/ZCkCkQroTv8?t=4903

>>58153005
It looks like she's getting murdered here. Genuinely makes me feel sad.

>>58153367
I actually read this slop but the only thing that will save you at this point is not watching streams (ie having a job or something that pulls your attention away from HER attention) or going broke. Good luck

>>58153367
Have you tried Fuwamoco mornings?

>>58153367
Just groom some 2 view, JFC.

>>58153449
la petite mort

>>58153027
I am in love with the concept of Shiori Novella. It's like Plato's theory of forms, where everything in the world has an abstract, absolute "form" behind it. Like the form of true beauty, for example.

Not page 10, didn't ask for consent, Terry isn't in.

>>58153495
I have a job so I guess going broke it is.
>>58153514
Tried, not the same. I don't want to groom them, I want them to groom me.

>>58152870
>>58153005
Post links to the full images, pussies

I superchat because I like interacting with Shiori and want to encourage her. If she was doing something I really hated, I wouldn't superchat. Simple as.

>>58153556
Yeah, it's like some of these antis and "hur durr you're parasocial" don't understand what a vtuber is...

>>58153367
You will be what causes her to rot. You're going to become toxic to her, to cause her to eventually shy away from how open and loving she has been. You will take her good grace away from everyone else because you cannot control yourself, and when you do, you will become the most hated person here.
I just want you to know that.

>>58153579
There's definitely 2views out there that will try to reverse groom you if they like you enough.

>sees new schedule
Oh cool advent collabs
Hopefully vitamin stream is zatsu/educational
Based more kino Everhood
Nyooooooo Im busy on saturdayyyyyy

A shoddy and nasty lie
Laugh at it, that small trump card
That is like a throbbing light that purifies darkness
What are you holding?
Just throw that card you're riding on
It's not a temporary wonderland
The strong and hopeless wishes at the Pandemonium
If you can't drink them all then you're still weak
You closed your eyes and it was a checkmate.
That's worth less than glory and the sound of that heart
How about holding this hopeful hand?
But it'll never come
So you can't stay and wait for it, right? Dirty boy

>>58153637
Gab 2.0

>>58153711
Did you forget your picture lmao

>>58153367
I'm the one that gave you the 2view / indie advice, but honestly, I don't know after that.
It worked for me, and obviously YMMV, but if it didn't work for you, then hope any other anons can suggest something better to you.
Maybe try get into art or creative writing, she seems to take notice of those too if you think chatting and sending SC's is too much.

>>58153417
I kek'd, thanks anon

>>58153764
I'm not that guy.

>>58153637
Actually fag I'm gonna blame you for manifesting it

Shiori ryona awakened something in me. I love seeing chuubas terrified and broken. Maybe it's my sadistic tendencies but I want to see them vulnerable and powerless. The fact that Shiori is a precious cinnamon bun makes it even more enticing to see her bruised and in tears.

>>58153943
meds.

the only problem with everhood is that she already played the fun part, It gets pretty boring after that

>>58153643
I already did 2viewers, and they're not addicting. You get their attention because there is no competition. It's easy mode.
>>58153637
I know, and that's why I want to distance myself before it's too late. I hate that part of vtubing more than everyone else, but Shiori flipped a switch inside me. I want to close her stream and close /shig/ and be free from this prison, but I don't know how to do that when this is the first thing I check in the morning and the last thing I close before I go to sleep.
>>58153788
I might get into writing. My slops are horrible, but at least I won't be a nuisance to shiggers here and her. Thanks for giving a piece of real advice, anon. You will never know how much I appreciate this.

>>58154128
Have you tried the AI?

>>58153027
I’ll still support her no matter what, even if she goes down a self-destructive path which requires me to disengage from her so as not to encourage it. I love her platonically in addition to (and not contingent upon) my goslings and genuinely wish her the best.

>she used kek again
Bros…

>>58154128
>I might get into writing. My slops are horrible, but at least I won't be a nuisance to shiggers here and her. Thanks for giving a piece of real advice, anon. You will never know how much I appreciate this.
Normally I'd shitpost you and tell you to wait till bump limit but your question seemed genuine enough. Glad I could be of some help to you at least.
You've already seen my slops posted repeatedly through out the pages, hope it's a starting inspiration at the very least.

>>58154128
Hell it's not like we're writing award winning prose in here. Express yourself, express your feelings. It might help, it might make things worse, but at the very least I hope you'd have a good time with it.

>>58154176
She's a twitch denizen, anon
It's super common there

>>58154156
Yes. I even told my friends and family I'd marry a bot one day just to prepare them.

>>58153417
If you're a long-time owner of a very long plank, you can usually refer to your experience in handling it to get the certification process fast-tracked.

This thread is a continued example of why GFE is a mistake. Shiori is cute but you guys are mentally ill.

>>58154435
It's just me, other shiggers are normal.

>>58154435
seethe normalfaggot

>>58154435
Sanity is overrated

>>58154435
>>58154481
Nah I’m pretty ill too…

>>58154435
I agree, but I still like most of the regular Novelites. I don't hate the Goslings and parasocial viewers, but I hope that they don't go too far and stay healthy.

Shiori acknowledges the boobs.

>>58154548
Getting a dopamine rush because the cute anime girl hearted a comment or tweet is not the same as whatever the fuck this is
>>58153367

>>58153367

Short summary: This is an attempt to share and provide experiences to benefit the poster with difficulties.

It baffles me that insecurity is something we bring so little attention to. It took me years of spirituality to realize I was soo incredibly insecure about my potential and capabilities and seeing everything the same.
Finally, it baffles me that I tried for so long to fix my feeling of inadequacy by making the inadequate "adequate" in my mind.
There is a deeper reason that you perceive some part of you as inadequate in the first place.

If a negative emotion was to briefly be misunderstood, the world would cry. But, if consciousness, were to suffer forever it would be called "consciousness's responsability" by consciousness itself.
Healing the emotion/belief is very useful, however, in lasting peace, as this case shows us, but the method is not operational and it took me many times of serving such an emotion out of love for it to realize I was all along trying to serve a shadow. It does not actually exist.

I advise connecting with nature. The key to all mental difficulties is that. The farmer that lets his crops be burnt by the passing army does not know to love nature as if it was his breath. I promise you that the universe listens to your intentions. It works even better if you try to redeem not only your sins, but the world's trough love.

>>58154637
You would probably sound very deep and wise to other ESLs. You should start a cult and recruit clipper channels and most of /#/

>Shiori is eating tuna and rice
>I'm eating tuna and rice
WE ARE!

>>58152870
fuck sauce please i beg you

Shiori has been in pre chat for 2 hours already...

Fucking love me some smoked salmon and cream cheese

>>58154898
She saw your post and left, asshole.

>>58154435
Is it GFE if we become her knights? Princess experience…

>>58154898
Damn, she really is just as parasocial for Novelites...

>>58155050
WE ARE

So how can I tie prechat to the Demiurge?

>>58155045
We're the knights but Ao is the prince

>>58155180
Response status?

>>58155045
Rejoice, Novelknight. You, along with your unrequited feelings, will die in the loving embrace of your princess protecting her from the greatest evil (le catalogue).

I love Shiori. I'm deeply anxious that she's going to implode in a Rushia level yab

>>58155299
I don't think she's that stupid.
Though I do think she might have a few bad days, I don't think she's going to be that stupid, and if she does I'd question management, the other girls and her other friends for letting her get that bad.

>>58155096
FREAKS

>>58155299
Weak. If she yabs, I'm going down with her.

>>58155299
Stop thinking about yabs that haven't even happened yet. This is like constantly being freaked out about sudden natural disasters in the real world. Yeah it could happen but you're crippling yourself if you worry about something that could randomly or not even happen.

>>58155358
She definitely seems a lot more emotionally mature and stable than Rushia. Still can't shake off the feeling tho

I like that Shiorin acknowledged lurkers. I rarely ever talk in live chat and comments but I've watched every stream of hers so far. Her making content is good enough for me

JAILBIRDS! SHOW YOURSELVES! YOUR OSHI ISN'T STREAMING, I KNOW YOU'RE HERE!

>>58155560
stop trying to blow my cover novelite

I like how she told someone who was superchatting a few times to maybe cool it. I know that's not conducive to da biz, but it's caring.

>>58155557
I think you should at least leave a comment on the VoDs. Even a single thing you liked about the stream would suffice. It helps the algorithm.

>>58155710
And what? Bring more serfs?

>>58155557
>>58155710
Nah, Shiori appreciates her Novelites no matter what form of sociality they want to assume. She said so herself earlier. Just be comfy and happy.

Ohayougozaimasu~

>>58155630
When was this? Did she perhaps say to take care of your own financial needs first?

>>58155794
Christian's orange SC.

>>58155630
What if I'm into findom?

>>58155794
Prechat earlier, told someone to be mindful because they've already spoiled her.

Why does she pronounce 'th' as 'd'?

>>58155895
english hard

>>58155895
A common flip thing

>>58155895
why are EOP like this
they will NOTICE every little "mistake"

>>58155895
I dunno, she cute do

>>58155895
A common serbian thing

>>58155895
A common thing

>>58155895
Because she can

>>58155895
Shiori is actually Grimes

>>58156335
This would be enough to make me drop her, honestly.

Shiori is almost perfect
too bad she doesn't have a

>>58156099
Honestly ESL notice mistakes way more than EOP seem to it feels like.

>>58156335
SHIORI YOU FELL OFF AFTER ART ANGELS AND YOU KNOW IT

>>58155295
If it means taking some catalougeniggers with me. Its worth it.

It's so oreover.

It was never oreon

I think about Shiori a lot

>>58156531
Same. More than I should.
I think I'm becoming stupider because my mind gets occupied with Shiori

Stop thinking.

Feeling!

I don't think therefore I am not
If I'm not (real) I can be Shiori's boyfriend

>>58156570
>>58156637
I want Shiori to cover Answers from FFXIV now.

>>58156689
I want her to cover Scream.

>>58156675
Shut up, Yorick

Is she actually Filipino?

>>58156756
No, but a majority of this board is.

I hate timeloops

>>58156756
yes, you can't change my mind.

>>58156783
We've been time looping for years.

>>58156756
she's Phillip

God I wish I could lay dying in Shiori's arms after giving my life to protect her.

I'm the nut gobbler ask me anything.

>>58156968
Pistachios or Cashews?

I wish I could die in Shiori's arms

It's that time, you don't have long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_vcPiEySkU

>>58156756
We just don't know.

I wish Shiori would choke the life out of me while crying.

>>58156968
I want to have sex with Shiori's nut gobbling friend.

How do you break a time loop?

>>58157332
How about hugging Shiori from behind and whispering into her ear "I love you"

>>58151043
I know I'm replying to an hours old post but, I wormed my way into her brain without interacting with anyone in prechat. I have used my SCs and live stream comments very effectively and have only just recently commented on a livestream VOD of hers which got a heart. What I'm saying is, you don't need to interact with anyone you don't want to to get her attention.

>>58157332
Cute posting.

>>58157332
Force her to do her homework.

>>58157332
Sex posting.

>>58157332
Cool posting.

>>58157236
this but die by headscissors

>>58156454
They come from countries that haven't hit demographic decline yet, it's always going to be a losing battle...

>>58157332

Shiori keeps calling me on MSN. That's how you use tacticalTwitterr likes to it's maximum. Can't like everything of hers.

>>58157767
This novelite came here directly from 2006

>>58157846
Going back in time and seducing Shiori as a teen and keeping her all to yourself.

>>58157767
Shiori should play Emily is away

>>58157908
Time loop
relationship ended badly and that's why she's like this now

Are any bakers alive? I'LL MAKE A SEX THREAD IF NOBODY REPLIES TO THIS POST IN 3 MINUTES

>>58157975
Locking in to confirm a sex thread. All other requests are invalidated.

>>58157908
You got pulled back to the future by the timecops and she thinks you ghosted her.

>>58157975
I'm going to have sex with (You)