/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my boyfriend.

Come, let Merubird advise you
https://youtu.be/HWCjD3AB6CY

https://twitter.com/kusaforest/status/1699992703847547061?s=20
I thought this was Hanabi for a moment and was very sad upon realizing it wasn't

I miss my girlfriend...

Mio Love!

>Meru recording a new cover
STREAM KYU-KURARIN IN THE MEANTIME
https://youtu.be/l2zgOgZWGL0

I need Mio, I want Mio, I love Mio, I adore Mio, I want Mio to be healthy, I dream about Mio, I want to hug Mio, I want to kiss Mio, I'm going crazy for Mio

How is she so precious?

>We should drink some wine
Uh oh

Meru has wine.
Postmates, move to Defcon 4

Hi, good day. Just another great day hanging in the basement after a couple rounds of poststream beatings. Excited for the collab later and even more gut-busting to come. I'm Ami's punching bag

The small glass Meru poured that wine into.

Kindlings I'm starting to think our oshi might be a racist.

>>58073529
My racist mystery meat 3rd wife..

Did they think they were sending this to Amiya?

>>58073833
Meru calling herself "mama" earlier confused the poor Bucko

>Ugh, I'm already kind of tipsy.
should I be worried?

>>58074426
Getting drunk on-stream without breaking down is her next trial, if she can overcome it she'll be more powerful than ever before

>>58074915
You sure this isn't an Ami stream?

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new wifey speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Do GFE if you have to. That is my advice. Do vore ASMR, yeah, just do vore ASMR. Just throw away your pride and do the vore ASMR.
Thank you for your attention.

>>58072277
wtf is this real?

Behold, the culprits behind Ember's stream cancellation
https://twitter.com/EmberAmane/status/1700258189642780687

>>58075262
I came on each of these cookies so ember would get extra protein.

>>58073388
That thing is so big a small gal like Meru could bathe in it

>Meru's family had a barn and three sheds worth of random things they hoarded
God damn

Meru needs a doting husband to look after her

meru is a coomer

>Thick noodle jelly toy
>Jelly thick slime
>It's like a thing, it's like a donut
>Uhhh squishy slime cylinder
>But it's in like a bag

The fursuit stays ON during onaholejobs.

MERU STOLE MY URARA ONAHOLE

holy fuck meru's fast

I wonder what prompted this question...

>My number of tabs for this week of ami streams slowly has come down to two
>Sadness fills my heart upon this realization
never going to make it

I'm gonna fucking say it
*ahem*
OVERWHELMING PRIDE IN MATSURO MERU

>>58076402
yeah, me

>>58077590
She's gonna be on in an hour anon.

I miss Mio...

why are discordfags so schizo

>>58077963
and after that.
>she streams umihara kawase
and after that
my point is
I MISS MY SPIDER MOOOOM UUUUUUUUUUU

>>58073833
I swear I remember her saying she was in Japan in the geoguesser stream
I was pretty drunk that day tho

Just a friendly reminder NOT to think about your little sisters small, easy to throw around frame or her sensitive sheep ears and DON'T think about grasping her bony butt in your hands as you lift her off the floor and kiss her deeply with her legs wrapped around you

>Meru accidentally bleached her hair so much in he past that she has less feeling in her scalp now
jesas

>>58078351
groomers can't handle failure

>I genuinely love you guys
Meru... sweet Meru...

>>58078854
post the other version

>>58079490
Lisa made me delete it

>>58079490
shh dont tell her i still have it

>>58079892
sheeple noo not like this, they'll bonk you

>>58079892
wheres the squilk

>>58079987
Why, that is clearly a boy wearing a merkin

[Meru news]
She doesn't understand what a mortgage is

Meru just invited me into her nest, later virgins

Meru's gonna sing!

>Turns on reverb
>Immediately burps directly into the mic
Fucken based

Meru is even cuter than usual today

AmiLumi collab STARTO
https://youtu.be/iPJZifhsfh0

mlem mlem mlem

Not 10 mins in and they're already making out

Remember when Meru said she'd just do one song?

not even 10 minutes and ami found sonic
and sonic's her 4th favorite

E

>Drinks alcohol
>Talks about heavy topics
>Keeps it together, no tears, no breakdown
>Tops it off with impromptu karaoke
OVERWHELMING PRIDE IN MATSURO MERU
MERU LOVE

>>58084043
Classic meruhera.

>It's like those robot dogs, when I was younger there was one called Poochie
>Coochie?
Lumi...

Ami and Lumi's pet slug

>lumi wants to know about something
>Ami quickly explains so she can read about sonic
i love this autistic spider girl

Ami HATES game journos

>>58073388
That's bigger than the average 750ml wine bottle...

>>58084907
pretty based desuwa

>>58073529
There's simply no way Ember "Grand Fire Wizard" Amane could be a racist

It has been zero (0) days since Meru mentioned shrooms on stream

fuck the french. based company screwing them over

it has been

Zero (0) hours since Ami mentioned Aliens

>If I have something in my hands, I will destroy it

buckos... your tiny balls are not surviving...

>>58078854
I will think about Lisa's upside down spoon body and you cannot stop me

>>58087152
hot

>Lumi pondering whether trackballs in computer mice were bad because kids would try to swallow them
>Ami says they're hard to get out of the mouse
>She knows because she tried (and succeeded)
>She did put it in her mouth
Ami...

>>58087933
oral fixation spider...

>>58087933
Lumi not knowing about the trackballs made me feel so fucking old. then again younger folks don't even know what floppy disks are

>>58088187
you mean those 3D printed save icons?

Quebecois should get Canadian healthcare immediately.

>>58088187
Technology has developed so fucking quickly since I was a kid it's insane

At first glance Lumi's model is kind of jarring, especially when she's fully dressed up, but she's actually very cute.

>>58088372
Can they not or something.

>>58088929
canadian healthcare prescribes assisted suicide

I can't believe Mio has been eating for 24 hours

>>58088908
maybe it's because I mostly watch Lumi from the collabs with Ami (although her BoI streams have been hilarious, so many gaming moments), but it's a very cozy model I feel like, with Ami it's like two aunts geeking around it's pretty hot

>>58084043
So proud of our girl

HOW DARE YOU LUMI

>>58088809
I remember 90s tech. I'd never tell this to Ami, but I think all of it was shit. Everything was slow and unreliable. I don't miss it at all.

>>58091400
>getting disconnected from the internet because my mom picked up the phone

Lumi POV

LUMI DON'T STAB MY MOTHER

Has limi ever said what her mother tongue is?
It's cute seeing Ami teach her weird English slang and quirks.

Ami is dead....

Lumi PENETRATED Ami with a DULL BUTTERKNIFE and then STABBED HER OWN BOOB

>>58092362
she doesn't talk about her native language or ethnicity at all, but she knows japanese, english, and chinese

>>58092560
Things like this make me realize that this dummy isn't such a dummy.

>>58092560
Oh woah she knows Chinese too?
Damn that's impressive.

>>58092690
some random chinese viewer used to appear and write in chinese in her chat, a long time ago. she replied and spoke in chinese
she also sang a bunch of chinese songs in her karaoke streams

>>58092362
The running theory is that she's Singaporean

>>58084718
I want to provide this poor child with state-of-the-art prosthetic limbs but put the feet on her arms and the hands on her legs

https://twitter.com/ShabelTonya/status/1700340945525633183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Q8ktWWtlg

oh no, it's happening guys.

>>58092560
>>58093099
can she speak french as well? if she is then she's Canadian

>>58093123
of course there's already a doomposter there
let's hope catto makes it
she had so many original songs with the recent live debut

>>58093122
imagine the positions

>>58093123
Sending Tonya my energy

>doesnt even read trump's name
why is ami like this?

>>58093679
good sense

>>58093679
I mean why would she lol

>>58093122
I want to attach eyebolts to the her stumps so I can hang her around my house from the many hooks I install like a piece of adaptive furniture until I need to use her like a fleshlight

>>58093123
GRADUATION TIME LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>58093679
Why are you asking this in two threads at the same time?

>>58093099
Yeah that tracks.
Most people are cool with Singapore it just a small rich as fuck nation.
She drink? I wonder if she's Muslim.

>>58094231
>She drink?
all the time

>>58093123
The company seemed decent. I think she'll be going indie with her model.
>>58094231
She drinks quite a fair bit

IT'S >HIM

>>58093679
Because of shits like you.

>>58094268
>>58094288
Not Muslim then. Mashallah. I'll have to catch a drinking Saturday with her and crack a cold one.

>>58094321
>Tiny Lumi face pogging at Sonic
kek

>>58074108
>Or go back to R*ddit.
>I don't even participate.
And pigs fly.

>>58094970
>Reddit
>/tsunx/ chuubas
Pick one. Or don't drag shitters from old threads into new ones, that's also an option.

>>58095311
What? I'm calling him a liar. He does participate.

>>58095429
I was criticizing both of you. Him for a retarded argument & you for trying to resurrect a threadshitter.
*chu*

>>58095569
Oh shut up faggot. You are as much of a thread shitter for replying to me and not letting it die.

>>58093123
>live in 23 hours
why are you doing this

>>58093679
she's smart

You're all thread shitters.

>>58096132
But Ember didn't stream today?

>>58096811
Me in the Cap'n Crunch outfit (naked underneath, of course).

>>58096900
>naked under your clothes
what a freak

>MAHJONG MENTION
>MAHJONG MENTION
>MAHJONG MENTION

>>58097438

I miss Ami...

so this is the toxicity /vrt/ warned me about

I miss Ami...

>>58098649
you'll get shit on for american /pol/ shit anywhere anon

That was a good stream.

>>58098649
Go back and be schizo there not here

Ami is currently so sweaty she has to air out her steaming room

I am sure Mio is busy and everything as i know she would stream if she could but i miss

I miss Mio...

>>58099505
that Sonic kinda bad tho kinda thicc no cap frfr
(gets banned from Ami's channel from all this zoomer talk)

man, i sure do love hanabi

>>58102186
me too

https://twitter.com/slimeerotica/status/1700384078124712240?t=8WjnhUhPjgZcsDgJLr5mGA&s=19

which schizo pestering mio to stream

>>58104369
more than a couple that's for sure

How many tributes have (You) sent to your oshi?

>>58104369
Could also be people that don't follow her alt and just automatically assume she is just another lazy 2view grifter cunt "thats why Hololive is so much better" joe

>>58105438
i've sent 2 to Ami
i hope she liked them

>>58105438
I send daily tributes to Purin.

>>58105438
none im a coward

>>58105438
pretty sure my oshi wouldn't appreciate them

https://twitter.com/slimeerotica/status/1700401397542641962
Mio...

>>58105438
I'll send one to Mio tonight

>>58105438
listen bud I like a lot of demented shit but tributes is where I draw the line

>>58105438
I've DM'd her a tribute around once a month for almost two years now. She hasn't responded to me since December but I'm not blocked yet either.

>>58107225
Your oshi is disappointed of (You)...

I feel so useless right now idk what to say to cheer or help mio and there's nothing I can do

>Mio is on the bathroom floor zoning out
>I am on the bathroom floor zoning out
WE ARE having a breakdown

hmm mio appears to be on the verge of a mental breakdown, i hope that doesn't happen.
i thought things were going pretty good for her lately, i guess i was wrong about that.

>>58107497
Nah, you're just defragging. Let the process finish.

How long until these tweets disappear, place your bets

>>58107730
>How long until these tweets disappear
30-40 minutes

>>58107865
A couple already got deleted

I miss Haewon..I've listened to her ASMRs for the past 3 hours and I can't help but cry when I think about how much pain she's in. I want to pick her chubby body up and kiss her tears away. I want to invite the rest of Gen4n't to come over and help cheer her up because I know she is extroverted and enjoys the company of her friends. I want to buy Maria out of her slave contract and make her give Haewon heat pats. I'm sorry I'm so emotional. I was rewatching the vod of maria's last stream with Gen4 and I couldn't help but feel the heartbreak in Haewon's voice...she really loved Gen4...I feel so sorry for them...Gen4n't...Fuck you PPP fuck you S-train fuck you..

Mio...

Mio...

meru didn't reply to my maro on her advice stream. it's literally over for me

>>58110423
My oshi never replies to mine, you get used to it

>>58110493
That's because she hates you.

What does Purin's cunny taste like?

>>58112654
My dick.

Purin's tummy is horting again...
Please be fine my lovely sex dog...

>>58113102

>>58113102
I will massage her tummy from the inside.

>Mio can't even derive any joy from the one thing she enjoys travelling for (food) because it keeps making her sick
man

Today is the day (we might die)

>>58107313
What did she respond before december?

>>58107313
Mio?

this isnt some psy ops and you guys arent actually sent the thing, right?

>>58107588
I can't blame her. I start going mental after one week away from home without any time to myself, having to endure it for three weeks in a foreign country immediately after getting back from a two week trip (which was stressful in and of itself) sounds like an actual living hell to me.

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about beautiful soft spidermom, I want to sleep in and get extra nap time on her belly while she radiates warm heat...

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

>Lisa awake at almost 6am
GO TO FUCKING EEP
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1700486733060603907

>>58106554
How did you send them to Ami?

Jelly on the (members) telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhsweLIRWag

doog non english https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-6vgsK-I4g

lovey dovey seg with purin

>>58128827
Kiss dog tummy

why does Ami want to be a Mom so badly?

>>58128827
Rape dog cunny

IS IT TOO MUCH ASK
FOR MIO TO BE HAPPY MORE THAN A COUPLE OF DAYS AT BEST

>>58131146
Because she's female

>>58115536
No no no not to a fucking Brighton knockoff please

>>58115536
We must pass on the curse. This is our chance.

>>58128187
>wake up
>check thread
>tune in
>try to figure out who tf everyone is
>almost immediately everyone is saying goodbye to purin
fml

>>58132690
Maria....

>>58110423
She said there were something like 80 questions submitted and she only got through something like 10 on stream. Also she was reading from the google form questions not maros.

>>58116895
Usually just "WAAAA" or "wow"

Unless that sweater is really deceptively baggy, all you lied about the size of yuuna's yuuna's and now I'm extremely disappointed for the day

>>58133614
Miss the reveal that she pads her bras?

>>58133721
Pretty much most bras have padding, it's not there to increase cup size.

>>58133828
Show your tits.

Nah don't give me that shit, y'all were making it seem like they were model accurate.

Be careful of Rule 2. Mods do NOT care if it was posted on a vtuber account.

[Jelly News]
Jelly swings both ways (but prefers men and clones of herself)

>>58134495
I'm getting kind of panicked at the thought of multiple awawawawaing Jelly clones

>>58133614
Don't worry, the photo was just taken right after she fed Tonya

>>58134897
https://youtu.be/7obB7C-f8fg?t=1126

>>58135156
Praying everything goes through for the catto tonight

Dizzy OOC at 3pm

Today's divegrass is starting, we're match #3
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

>>58137131
The sweater one is fantastic

>>58133479
ain’t no way this is real

Chiyo...

>>58131146
Ami wants you to call her mom or mama and she also wants to go on dates with you and be all lovey dovey and she will kiss you sometimes but not always on the cheeks and she wants you to look at her like a woman and she wants you to carry her and take her away to any place you desire

>>58138354
Why?

>>58138805
forgot image

>>58138805
But I'm older than her

>>58139022
>>58138903

>>58139022
Adopted

[Sad divegrass news]
/rrat/ is kill

>>58139190
mio....

Haewon is releasing her first solo cover in a few days
https://youtu.be/ysdL6IwYpgg

Mio...

>>58139521
Should have staid home after the other trip instead of going with her mom in thailand

>>58139521
Hoku please save her...

>>58139521
I am surprised these werre not deleted

>>58134091
Wait, who posted what now?

>>58139661
>Mio
>doing anything self assertive that could potentially mildly inconvenience others around her who take her for granted all the time
pick one

>>58139744
These are the ones she deleted, others are still up

thinking about how much i love this spider woman and want nothing more than to make her happy cause that is what she does for me

Atleast you finished your vocal part...
https://twitter.com/ArakitaSeigi/status/1700554659176616359?s=20

>>58139947
Oh fuck sake can you all tsun and tsun adjacent chuuba stop graduating all at the same fucking time

>>58140073
They will reincarnate soon.

>>58139947
>another one
I HATE SUMMER IN /tsunx/

>>58139947
>I will also be moving away from my current residence, which also means the end of R&D Radio
NYOOOOOOOO

>>58140231
Considering how that's been going for Maria this does not inspire much confidence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwoBXVKmexU
Early Meru...overlapping the grass

>>58141014
wtf, it was supposed to be in almost 2 hours

>>58137131
WE'RE UP

if purin reincarnates, I will give her the most support by quittng other subscriptions and only dedicate to nuPurin.

>>58141014
I think Meru might actually be getting TOO powerful

>>58112047
Yeah, Mio hates me

Corpo what is the meaning of this...

>>58141146
I will miss this little shit so fucking much it's unreal.

>>58141547
Maria is now /aa/core

>>58141647
We'll see...

why isnt shimada the goalkeeper? she has an actual model

>>58141849
She's tired today

TOMO?

>>58141146
Phase gen 3

It will all be worth it just for this shot

>>58141770
Da baby has never let me down

When can I go full gosling?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjWEp7HIcx8

>>58141995
this is a shot for the ages

>>58142030
I wasn't talking about the match

Well looks like our divegrass ends here

>>58142262
beleeeeeb

>>58142333
Now it's over

>>58142333
ok now its ogre

Why is every other team allowed to have longshots

>>58142636
they have guys making tactics

>>58142688
Plenty of other teams with actual managers got demolished by autos

ah sweet a depressing thread

>>58142766
TMA hates tsun since the x formation fuckery

Time is a circle, we will be back soon

>Open Meru stream

Back to Meru talkin about Ducks

I won't cheat on Mio today

>>58139947
>starts streaming as university student in 2020
>graduates school
>real life and 9 to 5 career starts
>quit vtubing and move out of streamer house
makes sense, honestly. We're going to see a lot more of these in the next 1-2 years.

>>58139022
I'm pretty sure I'm the exact same age as her. Not sure though. Those spider girl years are hard to convert.

>>58142262
We won once, and the morale boost from that may have unironically saved this thread in one of its darkest hours, so even if we never manage to come close ever again that'll always be enough for me.
Not that we won't keep trying, of course.

>>58143320
I hope Mio gets in HoloKR or something if it happens so that she can make this an actual career that can help her with pursuing her audio autism

>>58143453
I doubt Mio will ever join another corpo, even if they allowed her to join as Mio

Crypt of the Necrodancer is really cool but it's definitely one of those games I'd rather watch somebody else play

>>58143849
I feel that way about most roguelikes, Slay the Spire, Dead Cells, those kinds of games.

>>58143818
Mio will do what she needs to do to keep streaming
Going corpo isn't something you can 100% say she will not do

>I like this game cos you only need one hand to play it

I like Meru's goat-like scream followed by babu whining whenever she dies

>>58142819
Honestly we should have kept the X formation for this league lmao

Watching Meru rage at the vow of poverty is fun

>>58137131
>/vrt/ are up next and technically still in
>But they're bottom of their group and in a -6 GD hole
jesas

>>58144994
I guess we would've needed a manager to approve anything that wasn't the default, even if it was something we used previously

I can't tell if Meru is good or bad at this game

MOM IS LATE PANIC

Ami will finally play the game her loading screen is based on
https://youtu.be/kWBv9DbkaN0

Ami is live and playing her most beloved game!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBv9DbkaN0

>>58144076
>Mio will do what she needs to do to keep streaming
lol

Ami is LATE and the BGM is DIFFERENT

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>58145916
>BGM from the game on the loading screen based on the game
S O U L

>Ami got so caught up testing the game before stream that she ended up being late to the stream itself

>>58143453
>>58143818
>>58144076
C'mon lads no point overthinking about it, Mio will be Mio and she will do whatever she thinks is best for her, only thing we can do is follow and cheer for her

I love Ami

God just imagine what a screamer Meru would be in bed

>>58145590
It's the stream-while-playing-and-watching-chat effect

Does Umihara Kawase count as a fishing game? Is Ami going to get uncontrollably horny again?

>>58146324
I don't have to imagine. I wear earplugs every night.

>>58146690
Looks a bit too comfy for horny Ami

Eepy Meru...

>Taho straight up made a miniature game just to make Ami's loading screen
wtf I wanna play it

>>58143988
I just suck at rhythm games

[Meru Update]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i love the weird squinted look ami gives when she is playing and how you can tell when she looks over at chat

>>58147707
I love this angy baby

>>58148139
when the toot that's been brewing up during the stream finally comes out

>>58148207

Ami is urinating right now

>>58148841
yea on me

i miss purin

I miss Mio...

Dare I watch Phase Weekly just for an extra dose of Dizzy?
Reluctantly, yes.

Don't ever joke about mio graduating, ok?

[Good news]
Ami is eating

>>58148999
She already went on a hiatus maybe next one is permanent?

[Dizzy news]
There is no news.

>>58139521
> Mio just sitting in some dirty floor of a public bathroom in some Thai restaurant, completely mentally broken and a mess
Nasty but kinda hot
Hope she's bettet today
Mio.... status????

>>58149157
>Mio.... status????
It's been a long time since we've been this Mio...

>>58149109
God shes dumb i love her

>>58149375
I dare say she's somehow even dumber than usual today

FIGHT THE CRAB, AMI

>Ami will play Rhythm Heaven
Based

I'm sorry Dizzy, I'm still not buying the coffee

>>58149770
I hope it's something I can sync with the minus8 version

New thread
>>58150065
>>58150065
>>58150065

>>58141990
There was a wild rrat in a /kuro/ thread that said gen 3 wanted out. I'm weirdly starting to believe it with how Hanabi and Purin seem reluctant.

Mio love
Mio lust

Watch the spider trap her prey right into her web!