/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCkCkQroTv8
Latest Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2tTx419i3E

Over the Garden Wall【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4ae7EbEzt0&t=654
Cooking for My Novelites【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSapW3nrbU&t=6687
Take My Tomato Soup【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSapW3nrbU&t=6081
Moldy Overdose【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xOyrgufb0M&t=5221
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf

I LOVE MY WIFE SHIORIN~

Sex thread

SHIORI CUTE

I want to fuck this red woman

shori my penes hort

>>58122184

>>58122254
OW

SHIORI A CUTE

Shiori will spend her whole day off working on an Ao bot
Dimitri bros... it's shiowari da

I love my Hot Topic Goth GF

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

The jiggle is killing me.

I wanna see a magic trick.

>>58122554
Bitches quickly change

>>58122904
its funny but shes pretty cute, so far my favorite design wise but im interested in the one with the two tone hair debuting tomorrow.( i dont know any of their names yet and im too lazy to look)

>>58123070
Raden.

Oh my

God I love these types so much but they are the most painful as an EOP... just like Marine...

>>58123070
>Shiori using her mind powers to levitate a piece of popcorn into her mouth

Shiori is studying Ririka's skits.

>>58123325
Marine needs lack of sex corrections. She needs to be shoved into a chastity cage and forced to pray

>>58123360
I'm not sure if she understood what was going on...

Ririka please ma'am... I know the jacket can come off

>>58123491
I hope she at least knows how to use TLdex in Holodex.

>>58123530
YEEEEEEEEES

>>58123661
She looks like she gives leg shattering sloppy

>>58123447
It will be ages for them to collab at this point...

>>58123749

The League of Legends Corp...

>>58123631
didnt know about this thanks

THIS is the girl who will absolutely wreck your life and finances

>>58124009
>CEO
She's my sugar mommy while I become her submissive and dependent house husband.

>>58124009
So a gal?

>>58124009
She is really cute, its kind of fucked up.
Good thing I already belong to Shiorin

>>58124009
>>58124077
>you will never be pampered with cuddles and kisses in the afternoon by your overworked CEO wife, who also gives you money for games and gacha

>>58124111
It's okay, we're just knights in the service of prince Ao and princess Shiori

is 100k alot for a debut viewer count?
(not a number fag im genuinely curious)

Nut gobblers.

>15 fucking streams in first week
I'm kneeling
>>58124435
Sorry Shiori, you get Ao as your +1, I get Ririka

>>58124428
Shiori got 120k I think

>>58124393
I missed Ao's debut how were them?

I want Ririka to suck my soul out through my dick

>>58124545
THEY*** IM NOT ESL IM JUST TIRED

>>58124545
It's Shiover for us

RIRIKA SEX

>>58124646
Imagine showing up at her corporation's building, being told to leave, but then you flash the Special Husband Pass she custom made for you and all the employees start kissing your ass

RIRIKA SEX CONFIRMED

>>58124393
It fits. Knights dont get with princesses we just protect them until a prince can pop her cherry

Shachou...

I am a whore

OK Novelites, its many hours past my bedtime so its time for bed. Goodnight/Goodday

>>58122734
Been there unironically with another weirdo GFE chuuba. Ain't worth it.

>>58125017
Good night~

>>58125017
Good night novelite, sleep tight

>>58125017
sleep well

<see ao-kun
<shiori type that she use for schlicking
<see her twitter post
<yep

>>58125599
No more kisses for us.
They're all going to Ao from now on

>>58125675
I don't know about you, but I am pretty sure she's going to be extra needy for now on.

>>58125599
>see ririka-shachou
>novelites type that they use for nutting
>see /shig/ger thread
>yep

>>58125599
Your greentext reps, anon

I think it was really cute that she live tweeted...

>>58125876
Yeah I really appreciated it, it's a good feeling. People gave her a ton of shit for not "knowing" holo stuff but she definitely gets the vibe by doing that.
Literally one of us.

Which Shiori smooch was your favorite to receive? I personally like the “wanna see a trick” or the close and personal one from everhood

>>58125876
Yeah, she was definitely excited.
I love Shiori so much

Ririka’s ririkas move around so much aaaaahhhhhh

>>58125811
I really liked how cute Kanade was.

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1700464867805700209
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1700489750262538545
Oh no, Shiori is becoming a holofag

>>58126334
You mean oh yes

>>58126334
always has been

>>58126465
It's just a joke.

>>58124545
Ao's debut is probably one of the most Boring debut I've ever watched. Second only to that indie gay shark back in 2020-21(?)

>>58126922
There's no need to feel threatened.

>>58126922
It's host club-core, anon. You wouldn't understand.

Being dumb for a second.
I know people joke about Shiori "getting better" or "pretending to like holo because she was called out on Holotalk" but it irks me since she was always like this... always supportive.

>>58126922
It was pretty bad. The model is meth too

Kanade with the fucking Yu gi oh flute cover was the highlight for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw15GATnuXo
LEFT SIDE RIGHT SIDE

>>58127277
You're not a woman, so you wouldn't get it.

>>58127424
at least you're getting paid, right?

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>58127277
You're not a woman, so you wouldn't get it. (2)

she's learning about Live TL, so cute...

>>58127578
It doesn't make sense because you're unmedicated

>>58127627
Live TL on her streams from now on, she belongs to the Japanese now.

I’m watching the everhood vod and shiori is being super cute! It seems like her coughs gotten better too

>>58127860
She used her voice quite a lot and it didn't seem like it was dying as much. Hopefully she'll be right as rain with another week or two.

>>58127860
she's slowly recovering despite not seeing a doctor. hopefully she can have another karaoke stream soon.

>>58127860
Yeah, that was my favorite stream... Shiori cuteness levels shouldn't rise but she KEEPS ON GETTING CUTER

The artificial hype for the new JP gen on /vt/ is always funny. How long did the hype for Holox last? Like, four days?

>>58127860
She is healing
Karaoke soon. Prepare yourselves, Novelites

>some narrative about her don't know shit or care about Holo
>See how she's very supportive to her JP kouhai
>Another dead narrative

>>58127966
I can't believe she keeps doing it.
When will she peak? How does it keep happening?

>>58128035
Time for new rrats
>Management forced her to do her reps on her 'stealth suspension'

>>58128055
Member streams... I'm not ready...

58127986
>>58125058
go the fuck back

I woke up late and missed all 3 debuts :D
Any quick rating?

>>58128260
Prince Ao and Princess Shiori will live happily ever after as the Novelites are wageslaved at RirikaCorp.
Blonde cute.

>>58128260
Cool(CUTE)/10
CUTE(Shitposter)/10
SEXO(Unintelligible and mentally unwell)/10
All in all pretty good so far.

>>58128260
Ao: We want Ange's audience/10
Kanade: cute/10
Ririka: sex/10

What is with this Ao shill, I bet he's a jailbird

>>58128260
It's a good gen

>>58128427
It can't be helped, total Nerissa death this week, all things considered.

>>58127860
I’m also actually kinda surprised/impressed with her reactions honestly. She’s pretty good at rhythm games I can tell. Makes sense she plays piano, good with her fingies..
Also love the random f bombs kek. She’s trying her best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4oabHyDIlg
Well?

>>58128342
>>58128372
>>58128383
>>58128457
Thanks bros. Also glanced at last page.
I need to get into stars faster so I can be the warlock to Shiori's witch.
While the above is a joke and I would almost never interact with the girls unless Axel forces a song collab, you get bonus points if you understand the warlock and witch reference

>>58128635
Is she still going for Nami?
She's going to be extra gay today.

>>58128703
Same brother. We're gonna make it.

>>58128758

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1700500208109367537
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1700500208109367537
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1700500208109367537

SHIORI JUST KISSED MEEEEEEE

Change every color, love and hate into a dress and wear them all
Even if everyone doesn't understand how easy it is
If it'll gently save me from this crazy world
Then reaching that hand in the darkness doesn't sound too bad
Now I'll leave destiny's key to you, until we can be proud of it together

Is her womb drying up like Choco-sensei?

>had a dream last night that I was being a super depressed faggot and Biboowould come every morning to wake me up and cheer me up and slowly get me out of my depression and we started getting closer with each other each day
Shiori...I didn't mean it, I would never cheat on you I swear. Novelites, this doesn't count as oshihen, right? Please forgive me...

>>58127149
don't let it bother you
more people coming round to the fact shiorins cute is good

>>58129023
Guys... please... Can we tone it down with the weekly advent collabs... I need more solo time...

>>58129073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_vcPiEySkU

>>58129023
shes gonna take her meds on stream
>more everhood
nice, more singing
>mario kart
mite b cool
>membership opening on sat
finally

>>58129134
Fun Fact: Collab usually have 1 hour of 1 to 1 time with Shiori.

>>58129023
What is it like to overdose on Vitamin C and Zinc? Asking for a friend.

Legitimate question, feel free to arm chair psychologist.
How the hell do you guys remember your dreams?
I always wake up, look at the clock, acknkwledge time has passed then go about my day.
When I sleep all I see is blackness from the back of my eyelids and then I skipped 4-8 hours.
Am I traumatized without knowing it and I never see my dreams? Are they too unimpactful to remember? My last actual remembered dream was maybe more than 15 years ago.

>>58129023
>knighting ceremony
AIEEEEEE this would be kino

>>58129023
>I'll miss the membership opening
no...

>>58129268
Shiori...

>>58129023
>membership the one night I’m off
Yesh

>>58129290
I don't remember all my dreams, only some.

>>58128240
No, I am staying in this thread. You know the hype will die down. Every single Holox member had a general a week after their debut. I'm not a numberfag, and I don't want to discuss other holos in this thread. Nobody will watch gloss in a month. I'm ready to bet in the form of a Pink SC to Shiori. A month from now, on October 10th, their general will be a 4+ days old graveyard. You in?

>>58129023
Do I dare send a cringey ass knight oath on Saturday?

>>58129449
https://files.catbox.moe/coxpcx.ogg

>>58129290
You have no idea how many people would trade every one of their dreams for quality sleep like yours.
That said I just write down what happened in my dream immediately after I wake up. Chances are an hour later I would have forgotten all about it.

>>58129449
Sister, even /mans/ is more alive than that and it's by far the smallest part of Hololive. Don't get uppity just because they got culled three times.

>>58129023
I can make it for the membership stream live
Bless you SHIORI

>>58129511
you can type it here and let us judge you.

>>58129290
I write my dreams, or bullet points of what happened down as soon as I wake up. But, if something was impactful enough I'll remember it for a while and it'll affect my mood all day.
Like yesterday I dreamt of Shiori streaming, but got forcibly woken up when I read a comment I left and it had "anon" and "/vt/" in it and my mind went into overdrive about breaking containment.

>>58129558
And doxx myself? No thank you.

>>58129511
Not saying it's going to be me, but you'll likely not be the only one.

>>58129290
I think my mental illness finally caught up with me in my sleep because I've been having Junji Ito kind of dreams that leave gasping for air waking up

>>58129023
Meds stream let's go.

>>58129543
>>58129698
Sadly there's nothing to write unless I consistently dream of an empty black space. It would just be.
>Empty black space in first person view
Repeatedly.
The way you make it sound as if others would trade all their dreams away for an experience like mine makes it sound like a good thing more than a weird thing though.

>>58129937
Not all the time mind you, just sometimes.
Dreams can be really fucked up and they do some deep mental damage at times.

>>58128635
>>58128936
>>58129052
With me, of course

Pagely reminder that Shiori is very cute.
Fun fact: if you ingest zinc tablets on an empty stomach, you will violently vomit.

>>58130233
What would you even vomit out from an empty stomach...?

>>58129023
AHHH MALE COLLABS

>>58130323
Stomach acid, presumably; I've never actually experienced it, I've just heard of it

>>58129937
I don't remember ever having a good dream. For years in my early 20s I had dreams of climbing impossible looping staircases, falling down seaside cliffs, crashing in fucked up elevators that would sometimes move sideways, and hiding in bunkers from nuclear exchange or world ending storms every other day. I'm glad that I just blank out at night and wake up in the morning these days.

>>58130372
Yeah, me.

cute jpniki

>>58130527
>629
True

>>58129548
What about /OKFAMS/? Matsuri and Kanata? Anons on /vt/ barely watch JPs. I don't know why that is such a controversial statement to make. There could be some discussion of them on the previous board, but not here. I wouldn't say I like anons LARPing like they'll watch them and support them. Sounds very disingenuous. I don't care about their numbers; I don't understand why you guys are bringing that up.

The only vitamin shiori needs is vitamin D.
From
Me

>>58130527
>629
Correct.

>>58130602
That schoolgirl Shiori is cute as hell.

>>58130391
Now that you mention it, I think I've experienced it.
After a night of passing out from my gin, waking up with regurgitated food next to me, my stomach still needed to puke out stuff despite being empty. It felt hot and acidic on my throat and it got inflamed for a while too.

>>58129023
SHIORI PLEASE COLLAB WITH YOUR SENPAIS I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ THEY DON'T BITE

>>58130938
SHUT UP, WE NEED LESS COLLABS

>>58130938
>collab begging

>>58130938
Trust the plan

>>58129023
Is vitamin healthcare a game or what? What did she mean by that? Please be a zatsu. We haven't had that in a long time.

>>58130616
Shiori was excited about them and woke up early in the morning to watch and comment their debuts, so I watched and commented too. I'm not going to fucking global for that. If Regloss will end up not interacting with her then there will be no discussion of them here. Simple as.

>>58131142
Two more weeks.

>>58131169
It's 99% just a zatsu.

>>58131169
She mentioned doing a stream where she will take different types of vitamins.

>>58131169
It's literally what it says in the title.

>>58131237
This but unironically

>>58131169
Probably just her assorting her various meds into pill bottles with handcam on while she talks.
We'll get to see her adhd meds, various vitamins and minerals, supplements, etc.

Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

I'm going back to sleep for a couple hours, Shiori is cute, Shiori was cute, Shiori will be cute.
Until then, Novelites.

>>58131524
She's too busy doing that for my frosted flakes.

>>58131295
Just let it go, anon. It's not happening.

>>58129023
AAAAAA MEMBERSHIP IS STARTING AN HOUR EARLIER THAN USUAL I CAN ACTUALLY STAY AWAKE FOR IT AAAAAAAAA

shiocutie!

>>58131169
She's going to remind us to take our vitamins and zinc.

>>58131058
I WILL NOT RESPECT HER COLLAB CHOICES
SHIORIN PLEASE COLLAB WITH THEM

Do membership sign ups allow a message or am I gonna need to SC separately for that?

>>58131918
They don't. But you might get a thanks from her anyway.

>>58131918
You get a monthly message but only after the first month.

>>58131918
Huh, I guess some questions are dumb. Yeah, you'll need to SC separately for that. Complimentary membership messages appear after your first month and every following month.

>>58131956
>>58131987
>>58132034
Thanks is my first time membering someone.

>>58131956
I doubt she'll have enough time to thank a couple thousand people. Maybe only knights.
>>58132237
Which tier?

She's a good girl.
https://twitter.com/ichijouririka/status/1700505855568056542

>>58132265
Highest unless it's some joke 99 dollar tier.

>>58132277
Ao still didn't respond...

>>58132510
Ao is the demiurge

>>58132277
>Secretary Shiorin
Making Shiori dye her hair back to normal, wash off her makeup, dress properly and get a deskjob anon won...

>>58132510
>>58132560
>You've seen many types of women
>You know instinctively however that Ao is a predator
>She has many fangirls swooning over her at first
>She'll play it cool and ignore them all, letting the girls chase after her more
>One day, Shiori gets a msg from Ao
>She's inviting her over as a way of "appreciating" her fans
>Shiori walks in
>It's already over for her
>Hours later Shiori exits, a sweaty mess
>She's breathing heavily and a smile is on her face
>she msgs Ao thanking her
>It gets ignored
>Shiori slowly goes more menhera over being ignored
>Meanwhile Ao is by her bedside
>Shes flicking through her phone
>She sees the next girl lining up for her and she simply licks her lips and sends a msg
>"Thanks for supporting me, wanna come over as a way to show my appreciation for you in person?"
>The next victim is already set.
I don't know what compelled me to write this. Maybe I'm just bored.

>>58133017

>>58133017
Can you not?

>>58133017
AYO
Imma hit you with this

>>58133017
Bruh.
This is why I don't writefag without prompts. My original content would be a mess.

>>58132416
I'm also kind of scared of it being 100 bucks. I mean, I think I would pay for it, but at the same time, it would make me far more critical of her content, and I'm frightened that it would turn me into an anti after a certain period.

>>58133017
>You
>You
>She
>She
>She
>It
>She
>She
>It
>She
>She
Great work.

Alright faggots, give me a prompt to write about.
I need to writefag something now that I had the mild displeasure of reading that.

>>58133551
Shiori is sad because her oshi won't reply to her on twitter or like her comments, so you have to comfort her.

>>58133551
Shiori comes to your house, threatening with pistols, wondering where's the money from the Peruvian coke deal. You spent all of it on the blackjack, and now you're trying to formulate believable lies.

>>58133852
Not my usual but gimmie a bit to think on how I'll writefag it. Come back later maybe in 30 mins or more.

>>58133017
>Shiori messages you one night, asking you to pick her up from a hotel
>You find her waiting in the lobby, mascara smudged, eyes red due to crying
>Said she was due to have dinner with Ao, but she stood her up
>Knows that Ao has been cheating on her for months now, but couldn't muster the courage to break up with her, but she finally sees that Ao is no good for her
>Breaks down while seeking comfort in your arms
>Says she reserved a table at the restaurant so you may as well stay and get something to eat
>Asks if you want to do something more after dinner, but seeing she's not in her right mind, you tell her you'll take her home, but nothing more.
>She sarcastically jokes about how her body isn't appealing anyway, that's why Ao left her, that's why Ao didn't love her
>You reassure her that she is indeed very sexy, but it wouldn't be a good idea to take advantage of an emotionally unstable woman
>She gets mad at you for a while, before calming down and thanking you, asking you if you would mind taking her home as you originally offered
>During the drive, she breaks down over Ao again, apologizes to you again and says she's over it now, first thing tomorrow she's going to give that girl the slap of a lifetime and be done with her forever
>You turn on the radio, it's a song you both know, you sing together, having fun, Shiori dries her tears and enjoys losing herself in the music
>You reach her home, walking her to her door, Shiori thanks you for helping her out, and that you've helped her to cheer up
>She gives you a kiss on the cheek and says maybe when she figures herself out, you two can do this again? You give a noncomittal answer, but also reassure her that you care for her, and that if she's ever in trouble, she can give you a call
>She says she'll remember that and goes inside smiling

>>58133551
(You) welcoming Shiori home after another tiring day of her office job as Ririka's secretary.

>>58133919
Do this one writebro

>>58133867
I have no idea how I'm going to do this one but I'll try it later.
>>58133919
>>58133996
Will get to this one too a bit later, going to take a wild guess and ask "No yuri?"

>>58133551
(You) failed to protect her and lament the oath you made upon becoming a novelknight

Aoposting annoys me on a level Nerissaposting never did.
I wonder why.

>>58133888
Thank you for the cute recovery story, Novelite.

is the everhood stream the best one so far? even though there weren't as many tangents, it was so... fun and sex.. the two hours just flew by

>>58133888
Hey, I know this plot.

>>58134298
You guys say this about every stream...

>>58134237
Maybe because Shiori actively deflects Nerissa, with only banter, while she's only squealed over Ao.
Makes me miss the novelight Rissa poster.

>>58134237
same, fuck these shipnigger. being cucked by a girl still being cucked, and I don't like it.

What is this universe where a gyaru gets along with a goth girl?
https://twitter.com/ichijouririka/status/1700524934123122797
I love them both

>>58132560
Resident Demiurge hater here. This is true. Ao is the embodiment of cool, which is diametrically opposed to cutesex. She may not be the Demiurge itself, but she is without a doubt one of its mortal incarnations.

>>58132277
Ririka listed collabing with every single holo including EN and ID as one of her goals so we'll likely see her with Shiori at some point.

>>58134580
East meets West.

>>58134580
ORANGE WOMAN GOOD

>>58134621
Never stop doing this.

>>58134580
Cute as fuck.

>>58134580
>>58134672
More like SEX meets SEX

>>58134580
Shiori making frens!

>>58134580
Yeah, me

>>58135491
Finally catching up on last night's stream and page...

>>58135583

>>58135491
>>58135624
I'm retarded and didn't mean to reply to (you).

>>58083153
Finally catching up on last night's stream and page...

Stupid novelights.

>>58135767
You're just mad you lost to the novelites.

>>58134580
Now this is a collab I'm looking for, all these people wanting EN collabs here doesn't know what they're talking about

>>58129023
>busy with RL stuff Tuesday and maybe Thurday
>no Wednesday stream to tide me over
I know Shiori doesn't know I exist but damn. At least this should be the last week for awhile where I am busy those days.

I'm two sentences into a Scandal in Bohemia? What's /shig/'s consensus? Is Doyle a talentless heck?

Writefag here, I'm actually having major writers block with my first two requests so I may just skip them and do the last.
I'm sorry to those looking forward to their prompts being written.

>>58136345
It's okay.

>>58136345
At least you feel bad about it. I just ignore prompts entirely unless they interest me.

>>58136345
It is what it is.

>>58136345
Shiori would instantly dispose of you if she knew you crumble away at the slightest hint of adversity.

Just finished Hi Fi Rush so I'm going to take a mid afternoon nap. I swear I'll read more Dostoevsky once I wake up.

>>58136345
Don't worry, I got you covered.

>>58136680
>inb4 you're the writefag that wrote the Ao ntr just earlier.

>>58136288
maybe, but Sherlock sure is chuuni

>>58136889
Can coke addicts be chuuni?

I thought we were the ones making her a princess...

>new ip

Just a curious thought, are we involved with this? >>58131544

>>58137152
No.

>>58137152
not yet, league was ready to go before advent debuted. maybe for the next league in 6 months

>>58130938
She's not collabing outside Advent until Gura comes back.

>>58137512
So never

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ezLOWVGwCI

>>58137152
Can't wait for /vt/ to shit the bed again for the autumn cup. 2022 summer was the worst day of my life.

>>58137903
Summer 2020 though.

>>58137687
I will never have this
I will never experience young naive love
I failed to launch as a child and have been trying and failing at catching up since
No matter what I do or what successes I have professionally or whatever, I'll never be satisfied

>>58130938
>>58131802
Hi Mori, please don't collab beg.

Love my goth wife

>>58138006
You will stop caring at some point.

>>58138006
Anon, page 10...

JWU and saw the schedule. Pretty solid but im surprised she hasn’t had any 1-1 collab with a senpai yet, I wonder whats taking so long?

>>58138424
Watch debut again

>>58138424
>>58137512

>>58138424
Please respect her choice to avoid anyone outside of her gen at all costs.

Will the collab begging EVER STOP HOLY FUCK

>>58138424
Literally WHO in EN has enough similarities to her that they can plan a collab? The closest i can think are mori, ame and fauna and even that’s stretching it pretty far, its going to be a LONG time before she can hit it off with another EN aside of advent.

>>58138485
I agree it’s annoying but its not surprising that people are curious as to why a 1-1 collab outside of advent hasn’t happened yet

>>58138485
Shiori tangents are fun, but nobody sane wants her to be the black sheep of HoloEN. Part of avoiding that would include collabing with her senpais at least once in awhile.

>>58138582
WHO THE FUCK CARES? Let her do her own thing.

>>58138515
You kind of have a point. I would have expected her to already do one with mori and yet somehow it hasn’t happened yet but whatever just be patient and im sure something will brew soon.

>>58138633
autism

>>58138515
Fauna doesn’t collab with homo followers idiot

>>58138695
Don't check Fauna following list anon..

>>58138652
I'm sure of it, Mori. She didn't have enough time to read your message. I'm sure of it.

>>58138652
please no... anyone else but mori, kronii or bae

>>58138695
This argument would have made sense if you typed "fauna doesn’t collab with homo followers outside of council" idiot

>>58137687
You know the original Ame edit of this was constructed by antis, right? Mods/jannies in 2020/2021 used to delete it on sight.

>>58136345
It’s alright

Shiori sexuality status?

>>58138930
Straight but weak to women in suits.

>>58138930
Straight, with a little bit of gay kayfabe to fit into the corpo culture.

>>58138963
She's just like me fr fr

>>58138881
>jannies used to delete it on sight
newfaggot here, why?

It was mistake to let saplings hang around in this thread. Literally non stop collab begging

>>58139044
They do that with the nerissa split too its fucking annoying

>>58139044
Could be worse we use to have deadbeats here behaving in a similar fashion

Council keks

>>58133919
>>58133996
Took a bit, went to eat, thought about how I'm going to do this, hit like two road blocks, then a spark of inspiration hit me when my partner asked for food.
>The time you spend with Shiori has regrettably grown shorter.
>Aside from her vtubing job, she also has a side job as a secretary
>Shiori was very excited when she first got the job
>She would bounce up and down all over the place, squealing like a little girl that got acknowledged by her upper classman the first time
>A story you're too familiar with, you are that upper classman afterall.
>A little part of you worries that something may happen to Shiori while she's working
>But you saw what her employer, Ririka was like.
>She seemed fairly nice, professional, willing to talk and hang out with everyone.
>It's been several weeks since then
>You miss Shiori, but you know it's something she wants to do
>You've been preparing dinner for her return home
>Afterall, Shiori isn't known for her healthy eating habits, someone has to take care of her right?
>Fortunately, that someone is you.
>You typically arrive home before she does, with plenty of energy to spare, so you often find yourself in the kitchen, preparing dinner for Shiori
>Shiori finally arrives home, there she is in her office lady outfit, although it's clear that she's tired.
>A spark of desire always seems to wash over you whenever you see Shiori in it
>You really want to do things that go beyond the usual lovey dovey sex that you usually engage in with Shiori.
>But now isn't the time for that
>Shiori walks into the kitchen, smiling gently, knowing that you've been hard at work, preparing for her arrival
>She's sniffing at the air, curious about what it is you're making for her
>You turn towards her, a smile crosses your face, and with a gentle tone you say: "Welcome home."
>Continuing to try and identify what it is you're making, she smiles at you then thanks you.
>The smile is enough to melt you, her perfume that she sprayed over herself before heading for work is wearing off, but you can still smell the faint traces of citrus. It's not too heavy at all, in fact it's a delightful smell on your nose
>You finish up what you're cooking and you bring it before her
>An assortment of chicken and vegetables, stir fried with some rice
>It's a savoury dish, salty and a faint bit of sweet, you glazed the chicken with honey and onions sauce
>The aroma that fills the room from your brilliant cooking isn't overpowering, but complimentary.
>Shiori stares down at the dish in front of her, then back to you, then back down at the dish again
>She's amazed that you made this for her
>You shrug it off, trying to act cool in front of her, insisting that it was nothing as long as it made her happy
>It did make her happy, she smiles at you and happily eats away
>The tiredness she felt from working at Ichijou corp all day, is slowly fading away.
>Looks like she'll have some left-over energy for you tonight.

>>58139044
This is a safe space for saplings and deadbeats.

>>58138881
The edit was from 2021 and it wasn't constructed by antis. Ame herself didn't allow the song on bubb4bot/karaoke because it spread outside the board and she fucking hated goslings doing >>58138006, it has nothing to do with local meidos. Kawaii embraces GFE and they sing the song fairly often.

>>58139224
What >>58138006 said.

Im an autist when it comes to nutrition so im hyped as fuck for that vitamin stream

shiori telling me how much zinc helps with semen volume

>>58139224
Heart warming and made me hungry at the same time
Slice of life stories can be soothing, something mild and not too emotional

>>58139627
I'm in my late 20's, you'll be ok anon. Love can happen even in your 30's to 40's.
t. anon with a father in his 70's

All this talk about vitamins makes me realize just how expensive it is to get nutrient rich food compared to just getting supplements…

>>58139681
I was more aiming for the heart warming and not the hunger, my apologies.
Hopefully this wasn't too emotional for you though.

i cant take this anhymoree i want to be fgucking killed

>>58139847
If only meat wasn’t getting so fucking expensive

>>58139859
I’m saying that this is not emotional tho
Different from your other works, this is quite mild, a little something for everyone

i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

>>58139958
Just become a cannibal, you can save so much money.

>>58139847
Im in that kind of boat, I can’t afford to eat good so i have to use supplements and consume them with my fast food.

>>58140085
Cute

>>58140027
Oh I misunderstood, glad to know though that it's just as enjoyable then.

>>58139891
This, tbchwessitt

We need to discuss something.

Is she cute or is she adorable?

Truely a debate of the ages

>>58140458
Both
Next question

>>58140458
shes stinky

>>58140458
Adorkable

>>58140458
Definitely cute. Undeniably adorable. Is she admirable though?

>>58140458
Explain this

We need to discuss something.

Is she terrific or is she horrific?

Truely a debate of the ages

Novelknights
Soon

>>58140458
Yes

Are we allowed to post T's now?

>>58140902
I don't consent

>>58139554
I could be senile but I could've sworn it was posted as a webm on catbox or on streamable or something in 2020. Anyway it definitely showed up here a lot earlier than any other references you can find to it online, which itself should be enough to regard it with suspicion.
Doesn't matter anyway since the thing is a meme at this point, and any possible damage it might have done has already occurred.

>>58140902
You have my consent.

>>58140902
It's bump limit so you have consent.

It's bump limit so I have consent to post this.

rip to my late great shigger M. You were a real one. I should have stopped you when you tried to jump across those roofs. Or at least stop you from taking anything before it. I still think about you often. Your mother still talks about you, but dont worry, I havent told her a thing about that. Crazy shit, shiggers.

Goodnight, novelites.

>>58142230
Goodnight my dude

My T post but it's not really a T and more of just my daily life posting. Spoilered in case nobody cares to read, just move along.
If you were here for the past two times, you'll know what I'm on about, but very briefly.
There's a girl I used to take care of as a little sister, she treated me as her older brother, called me onii-sama for 9 years, and even her parents acknowledge me as their son.
Fast forward to recently, both of her parents have passed away and she's been depressed.
Recently I've been having trouble deciding on whether or not I want to try be a little pushy and invite her to stuff to try and cheer her up, or to just give her space.
But she decided to do that for me and ask me to come over, all it ended up being was her crying on my chest until her head hurt and she passed out.
It tears at my heart to see her like this but I'm going to do my best for her. I hope she gets better soon.

>>58142411
Hope things work out, anon.

>>58142411
you don't have to spoiler since it's bump limit but hopefully she recovers soon
at least she has you to hold on to when things get rough.

>>58142411
Man... I wouldn't know how to act in this situation... Hang in there anon

Baker chan?

Here is every trauma shared here
> Muh gawd I'm so ornery
>GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
So fucking pathetic. Give me a fucking (You) already. I have four dead friends. 2 unsuccessful instances of suicide. A whole herd of friends in and out of the shrink house. Please, just please, somebody give me a fucking (You) and say it will be alright. It's not your fault. Just fucking somebody.

>>58142411
just gotta do your best to live up to the onii-sama image she's imagined you as and be there for her. everything else comes after; hang in there anon, she needs you more than ever

>>58142411
You're doing good supporting her and giving her a shoulder to cry

>>58143047
I can do it if there isn't anyone else

>>58143089
Everything will pass anon, it might not be the way you may want it to be, but things will work out somehow. None of it is your fault.

>>58143228
If you dont do it in next 5 minutes im baking a sex thread

>>58143228
I'm working on it.

>>58143293
ogey

PHONE RING TOO LONG

I'm paralyzed by indecision about taking a risky but potentially rewarding life choice and taking the safe option that involves little risk, but also doesn't seem that interesting or rewarding. The former would have an inconsistent schedule while the latter would have a standard 9-5 which is where I'm hung up since I'd hate to be an absent boyfriend/husband/father if I do find anyone, but if I continue being a lonely autist the $ would be way better and the weird schedule wouldn't matter much.

Friends invited me to for a movie night today but that means I'm going to miss today stream... decisions... decisions...

>>58143336
>>58143336

Next page is written.

>>58143089
Everything will be alright. It's not your fault.
Hope that makes you feel better

>>58143089
I've got more dead friends than (You) anon. I can't tell you it's not your fault because I don't know you and I refuse to bullshit you. Best I've got is to tell you that it won't get easier, but you will get better at dealing with it as long as you don't give up.

>>58142570
Thank you.
>>58142824
Noted, didn't really know if it was fine to post but I guess bump limit is the time to let it all out.
>>58143031
Yeah, I'm kind of in a toss-up, she made it easy for me this time, but I don't know about next time.
>>58143152
>>58143158
Thank you, I'm trying my best despite juggling other things at the same time. But that's what happens when you have to start factoring other people into life.

>>58142411
You’re doing your best anon
No matter what happens next I hope you two can be happy

Man some of these Shigger Ts really make me feel like my life isn't that bad at all.
>tfw not broken enough for Shiori to want to fix