/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Sex with a fembud.

Gurass

ass

What took you so long? Lazy bastard

Anyways, bring back red Gura!

>>58077633
aim better next time

>>58077633

my wife

This is what Gura likes.

I love Gura the most!

Wife soon?

What the chumbies doing today? I've been watching a fleshstreamer's playthrough of Tyrion Cuthbert: Attorney of the Arcane lately.

>>58077897

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>58077913
>>58077913
I have my laptop on my crotch and started up my super laggy Minecraft copper farm so my laptop overheats in my lap, it's the only thing that makes me feel something

happy 3 weeks guys

>>58077913
Mainly just watching anime for now, gonna play games with friends after.

>>58077913
Reading while watching Fauna.

catbox is being poopy

>>58077746
Am I too dumb to understand this image? What did she eat? Why is she sitting on tiny people?

>>58077913
watching a movie with friends
then i'll watch mumei asmr

>>58077913
help, i've been raped and knotted 9 times by dogs in Degrees of Lewdity.

>>58078221
If you click the pixiv link you can see a bigger version that I was too lazy to get postable or link.

Feel free to send feedback about Gura's constant disappearances and the lack of communication surrounding them.
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

>>58078501
k

>>58078501
gonna send them a request for more handjob asmr streams

I want do drench Guras entire body in coconut oil, see her skin glizzening in the sunset T o T

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

>>58079123
it's good to dream

>>58079006
I hope Gura puts out soon, I want to have some fun with my loli shark girlfriend.

>>58077284
pixels hort

fate loli figures arrived
had a nice goom
thank you for reading

>>58079324
did you sully them?

>>58077913
I am playing civ6

>>58079381
i'm not far gone enough to goom on a figure
as long as you ignore the gura nendo
did goom to them though

>>58079324
Mind to share more?

Fembuds are so hot and sexy,

>>58079925
Fembuds are false idols. Worship only Gura.

>>58080044
But Gura wants her chumbuds to build families with fembuds.

I really think Gura

I'm horny for fembuds.

I'm horny for Gurabuds.

I can't stop gooming to fembuds.

>>58080111
Gura should set up a dating service for her shrimps if that's what she wants, or just start picking names out of a hat and telling them to breed.

I need a fembud in my life.

>>58080860
>>58080940
why are they trying to drown gura?
shes a shark she has gills

>>58080860
>>58080940
Very hot but I don't understand what's going on in this image at all.

Is she gonna say anything about the outfit?

Stinky fembuds.

Cheesestick

Fact of the day:

Males looks like Nintendo 64 graphics
Women looks like next-gen console graphics

Women cute & pretty, males ugly blocky

>>58077913
Back from doing my reps. I need to feed my animals now.

blasting on her tummy, the goom gently rolling down the curve of her belly with smooth ease and accumulating in her slitty, lubricating the entrance as your chumcock hardens again

>>58082770
it's going to pool in her navel and I will make her suck it out of her own bellybutton with her soft shark flexibility

>>58082882
you should slam her face into it hard so it splatter her face

>>58077609
Man, I want to lick every inch of her

>>58082980
but if I do that she won't be able to lick all of it up

>>58083015
same desu

>>58083112
yeah but you still can

Bets on the outfit stream getting canceled since theres a cat 5 hurricane hitting the east coast this weekend?

>>58083558
I don't want to lick up my own goom the only goom I will lick is goom from gura's shark dicks

>>58083579
shut up already doxxfag

>>58083807
Damn, should I not mention that she lives in the US either? Or is the planet Earth even too specific?

>>58083940
yeah, actually

>>58083807
Gura herself doesn't care anymore, she's mentioned EST and being on the east coast a few times now.

>>58084073
k but it's still doxxbait with people posting hurricaine trajectories and other creepy shit

the most out of touch cumbud

Don't look chumbuds

>>58084073
If Gura didn't care, she would have already made a member post or tweet detailing her situation. She has not, so you shouldn't post about it either.

>>58084346
You're welcome to your opinion but I will disregard it.

>>58084266
retard

>>58084346
okay, fine, I'll say the line
wow I can't believe she's been stuck in a hurricane for three weeks straight

>>58084346
Non sequitur. Not caring about giving away info and going out of your way to communicate that info to people you don't give a single shit about are two different things.

>>58084508
because you don't give a shit about her, of course you will

>>58084685
Again, you're welcome to your opinion.

>>58084838
and you're welcome to get your posts removed by mods like the last time that shit was posted, tard

i love my wifes flat chest

>>58084905
The posts that got removed were ones that showed specific locations, things that were vague like east coast were left up, because literally everyone knows she's on the east coast and she doesn't try to hide that.

>>58085014
I like when she has very very small breasts more than a completely flat chest. I believe that's accurate too, she does have SOMETHING there it's just real small

When a woman starts talking, my pp get hard. Why is this?

Post the triple A cope.

>>58085113
You are a 13 year old boy who just started puberty

>>58085085
That's why I said doxxbait, genius

>>58085147
I'm 28 now. Maybe I'm just a late bloomer?

>>58085206
Judging by the replies I got it seems to be a better retardbait than doxxbait, but okay.

>>58085331
You're just a whore. Normal goomers only get hard when they hear Gura's voice, not any woman's voice.

>>58085682
hi

>>58085376
You've literally already seen the consequences of touching on this topic from an earlier instance of the same conversation, so maybe me calling caution to that isn't as retarded as you might think

Time to boot up DoL

why did they put bandages spelling out XXX in her promotional image? Does anyone have any explanations for this?

>>58086309
She needs correction.

>>58086370
but Cover are the ones who made the image

>>58086309
Its an outfit thats going to make my pp hard.

>>58086441
Yes and they agree that she needs correction.

>>58086309
30 in roman numerals. Her graduation will be announced on September 30th.

why did i make my antivirus do a full scan. I know it won't find anything, and at this point it's gone so long that I'm sunk costed into letting it finish

>>58087290
Why does my present look so unimpressed?

>>58088154
that reminds me of something..

>>58088699
what

Gura's slightly fuzzy tummy and tiny pink feet.

Gura is soft like a squishy peach.

>>58089413
>>58089512
stay here chumbie

>>58089413
>>58089512
and her bushi pucci

I wonder if that chumbud's daki survived the first night

>>58089683
fuck off anti

>>58089413
>>58089512

>>58089778
Which chumbud's daki? You mean this one? Cuz i am also curious

>>58089778
me? the anon who got it today?

>>58090144
the one where he said it's like a child

>>58090326
Yup that’s me. She’s fine and sleeping. I won’t shit on her don’t worry…

Time for dinner

>>58090470
Wash your sheets.

>>58088741
Gura

Why is this image so erotic? Need shark tummy...

Cybersex on the beach members stream when?

>>58092270
I think it's the shade making it even more erotic

One of you guys better be applying to be a janny. This thread badly needs one babysitting it.

I miss her tail

>>58093049
do you get paid for that?

>>58093530
The ability to delete posts you don't like is a form of payment.

>>58093049
>have to use discord regularly

>>58093530
Dont know how much jannies get paid for it, but i heard their salaries get doubled and even tripled quite often

>>58093049
Seems to be comfy right now

>>58093049
>Please unblock challenges.cloudflare.com to proceed.
Welp I'm filtered

>>58093923
You know damn well it isn't comfy at other times of day.

BIJOU MENTIONED GURA'S OUTFIT I think she is the first person to maybe? I didn't watch the advent collab earlier.

Can any chumbies help clear up the "Gura travelling to Japan" timeline?
I'm not real sure on the times she went to Japan and the times she returned home. I'm guessing she's done it this way on purpose for maximum safety, but I'm just curious. How many total trips has she taken to Japan so far? For about how long has each trip lasted?

>Janitors need to have a basic understanding of Discord.

>>58094175
You already know she does it on purpose for maximum safety, so why are you asking about it? Fuck off.

>>58093049
jannies have no power unless it's full blown doxxfagging or something, is the thing
like the 13 post BASED BASED BASED self reply chain from last night, using dino in some of it no less like shameless cunts, was the most obvious thing ever but it always goes unchecked
you can probably get in but I think you're either gonna get booted very fast or remain and be very disappointed with how little you can make go away
>>58094175
first trip was january until after fes, second trip was after her birthday, third trip was after the fourth of july
I think that's accurate unless I mixed something up

>>58094295
That absolutely is not true. A lot of Gura seethe could be deleted if we had a janny that actually gave a shit about deleting it. That does happen in other threads about other members.

>>58094429
okay, but define seethe, is the thing
if seethe as in actually rulebreaking and actively trolling because a shart lives rent free in your anti brain, sure, but if you're just losing your mind over things that's not breaking the rules
much like how the endless chumGODS we CAN'T stop winning shit isn't breaking the rules even though you know damn well what the game is

>>58094429
Well hopefully a chumbie makes it in

>>58094624
All of this GURA NO STREAM ONLY COME BACK FOR MERCH shit should be deleted.

>>58094729
yeah, won't argue that

>>58077812
That's a child

>>58094260
>You already know she does it on purpose for maximum safety, so why are you asking about it?
Because I want to know? I'm not asking for anything that isn't already known, I'm just asking for help compiling info that chumbies already know from Gura's own streams and timeline of events.
>>58094295
>first trip was january until after fes, second trip was after her birthday, third trip was after the fourth of july
Was each trip about a month?

>>58094729
well, if the shoe fits..

>>58094824
January trip was over a month, other two trips were a week or so? Hard to tell and that is by design.

bros the mumei asmr... it's actually what I wanted from gura...

>>58095401
Earlicking?

>>58095158
it's not really hard to tell at all, though
I didn't bother to answer because it was a really stupid question, no the gap between her birthday and the 4th of july when she streamed again was not a month long, nor was there a month long gap between that and peppa pig

>>58095496
It is, as evidenced by the fact that nobody has done it yet. You're overestimating the average chumbies ability to figure these things out if you think it's easy.

>>58095472
earlicking is shit, even the god C _ _ _ _ is bad at it. there's only one girl I know who is decent, myd. she is just rambling and being cute while massaging the ears, also sharing a ton of info...

>>58095626
Oh. I like sniffing and heartbeats more personally

>>58095753
those are good too, I was just saying that earlicking is usually shit... just loud nonsense.

>>58077913
Playing blasphemous, the Spanish voices sound so fucking theatrical is amazing

>>58095844
If a holoEN girl started earlicking, I would goom swimming pools but thats just me.

I want Gura RP more than any kind of ASMR, hopefully she'll do some schoolgirl RP with her new outfit.

When my character walks outside in a game, my sinuses open up and it feels like I can smell the outside. Is this weird?

>>58096784
Now draw her hairy bush

>>58096866
Gura is bald.

>>58095472
Earlicking makes me uncomfortable because even though i clean my ears i am afraid a tater will roll out of there unexpectedly

>>58097028
And puffy

>>58096143
Maid rp was one of my favorite streams, everything about it was way too good.

>>58097500
That was great but I love when she does even a few lines in the middle of normal streams. Gura RP is the bestst.

What has Gura been doing for these past 22 days?

>>58097643
Me.

>>58097643
Me.

>>58094429
Cute Gawr.

>>58093049
I actually applied

You guys only praise Gura because you know jackshit about vtubing. She make lots of mistakes and as a vtubing enjoyer and someone who has been watching streams for the past 37 years it ticks me off how she doesn’t stream. You guys are pig. You eat shit your entire life and when someone gives you some potato skin you think its the best thing ever, never even considering its not that good because you have nothing to compare it. You can donate to Gura, but thats just a subtle way to anti her.

>>58099273
Based. Hope you make it chumbie.

>>58099273
I am counting on you chumbie

>>58099653

>>58099822
I like this image

Gura got covid from fauna after their rough sex session.

I should apply but the thought of using discord and interacting with human beings non-anonymously terrifies me.

>>58100517
I kinda regret doing that

>>58100517
always

I hate getting into conversations about vtubers with normalfags

>>58101093
I've never done that. What's it like?

>>58101093
Why did you do that?

>>58093049
In the past I did, like back in the /jp/ days. But I don't like you guys enough anymore to babysit you, especially not if they force me to clean the catalog.

Mumei signed the wall next to Gura's shrimp tower. She's ashamed and doesn't want to show it and deleted her picture of it and Gura's tower is super cute and next to it aaaah.

>>58101242
Its pretty similar to when normalfags discuss anime. Its just pedo this pedo that.
>>58101285
I didn't, Gura just happened to come up somehow.

>>58101401
sharkmeido is that you?

>>58101401
oh... now I feel bad :(

Gura hates how her voice gets mixed and bitched with Mumei about it.

>>58102007
I appreciate the goob mentions chumbie

>>58077637
sucking fembud nipples

>>58102059
I'm mostly just copying what global is saying other people should be doing it too...

I listened to the mumei ASMR and now I feel even worse.

>>58093049
>One of you guys better be applying to be a janny.
Nah fuck you guys. I'm not cleaning up the diarrhea on the walls here after the last time I got called a doxxfag and banned for three days for talking about an entire fucking time zone.

I just ate a whole-ass steak dinner at like 11:30 PM
The fuck do I do now

>>58102110
I'm listening to it and I feel better. You seem like a defective person to me, and that's not Gura's fault.

>>58102182
Take a giant stinking shit in a couple hours.

>>58102007
FUCK YEAH, I ALWAYS HATE HOW THEY BUTCHER HER VOICE. I'm so glad she agrees.

>>58102182
You goom and then go to bed.

>>58102163
retard

>>58102348
This thread, and indeed this entire board, has nose dived in quality over the last two years. Half of this board are antis while half of the jannies are trannies. The only places with shittier content are vitriolic fuckholes like /pol/ and /k/.

Fem~ buds~

>>58102754
Retard

mumei said gura has the band-aid on her nose

>>58102182
I used to get massive heartburn this way

>>58102955
No, she said that would be cute. Or on her knees. She did not say the bandaid was on her nose. Also she is wrong, that would not be cute, it would be pretty ugly and if that's true I hope it's optional.

>>58102754
k
anyway stop posting dumb shit that gets you b&, you can do it chumbie

>>58103039
shutup i was trying to be silly

>>58103015
Fortunately I cannot get heartburn

#BoycottGura

>>58103076
Please don't be silly by lying.

>>58103085
Whats your secret chumbie

>>58097643
Hopefully having fun.

>>58103171
nta. how do you get heartburn? I never had it.

>>58103276
I usually get it when I eat a lot. Maybe its my high protein diet

>>58103066
>anyway stop posting dumb shit that gets you b&
Hard to tell what will and what won't get you banned since you can cite direct quotes from streams and still get the hammer. Jannies can't possibly watch every stream to know any different, and threads are filled with a bunch of faggot narcs that scream "DOXXFAG" and slamming the report button even while teasing their own le forbidden knowledges.

>>58103136
I will suck Gura's boycock. T u T

>>58103276
Not him but I get it whenever I eat anything spicy. I think part of it is being white.

>>58103428
I try to get around 100grams per day

I am in love with Gura.

>>58103171
I always had heartburn, but never realized it. Now I have meds that make it so I never have itbut I'll get stomach cancer eventuallybut that's better than throat cancer from the heartburn

>>58103460
Stop doxxbaiting tard, are you autistic or something? You know Gura wouldn't like that, nobody likes creepy unwanted invasions of privacy.

>>58103524
Ah, I almost never eat spicy food, so that might be it.

Hoombud spy here. Moom admitted shes rrally stressed about Hololive deadlines recently. Bae also had to take a break because of Hololive work stress. Gura might be taking a break for the same reasons, with her Anniversary and costume coming up..

PLEASE LET THESE GIRLS REST YAGOO.

>>58103545
I hope I don't live long enough for that to happen to me

>>58103545
just pretend I didn't fuck up my spoiler tags here

>>58103639
Thanks for the post but if that is true Gura should still fucking say something about it instead of leaving us high and dry for weeks.

>>58103639
It doesn't help that they fly these girls out to the other side of the world each time. I don't think I could handle that shit.

>>58103597
Your idea of doxxbaiting is mentioning what time zone it's 8pm in when she says she's streaming at 8pm.

>>58103742
I'm still surprised Gura admitted that she had bowel problems whenever that happens.

>>58103792
Is it constipation or diarrhea?

>>58103856
I get really bad morning diarrhea too.
Shes just like me in many ways

>>58103856
She said she got Miralax ads so it must be constipation.

>>58103787
Nah I know you fucks are autistic about this shit just hearing your speculating about the whats and the wheres. It's creepy and is always potentially lending itself to doxxshit. Which it fucking did with the weather shit. I wish you tards would keep it at timezones but you can't because autism.

>>58103695
True. I wish she just let us know. She probably thinks she dont want us to worry about her. But in actualituly. We worry even more. I just wish she opens up to us more. But I now accept its never going to happen

>>58104016
If you really accepted it you wouldn't be making the post you just made

>>58104016
I worry less because she doezn't let us know. If she admitted to having to super aids disease I would concernfag all tge time, atleast not knowing I can wonder where she is but still function normally.

>>58103978
>Nah I know you fucks
Here we have it ladies and gentlemen, the reason this board's culture is imploding and will never get any better. Us vs Them bullshit. You fell for it with the "Feistybuds" narrative and you'll keep falling for it forever because you've internalized it.

>>58104267
Oyasame

>>58104267
goob morning

>>58104267
sleep tight buddy

>>58104235
read the sticky dumbass, I don't make the rules

>>58104446
>read the sticky
You can directly cite information stated by a vtuber in their own stream and still get banned, so there's no point in telling anyone that.

>>58103964
She eats like 100 calories a day. I'm not surprised.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111548452
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111552383

>>58104509
I think you just have autism really, I shouldn't have to explain why it would make someone feel uncomfortable

When did Gura contracted covid?

>>58102007
Well, she needs to record a slow acoustic or piano song. That's where her voice shines but no, she keeps releasing pop songs

>>58104605
I wish I was fatto catto...

>>58104603
>I shouldn't have to explain
Ah yes the "I don't have to reconcile my rhetoric against your argument because someone other than me might have felt an emotion" argument. Stellar logic.

>>58104605
based artist

>>58103639
Could be this and maybe she even got Covid again like Fauna did. Still would not explain 3 weeks of nothing unless she did a Japan trip too.

>>58104722
Rules exist for those without common sense, i.e., (You)

>>58103787
She's fine with people knowing she's EST. Are you new here or something? You want some real dox?

>>58104707
Gura will release one when one is ready. It's already on her radar as something she needs to do, and bitching about her releasing songs you don't like isn't going to speed it up.

>>58104707
Pop and electronic are her favorites genres. I'm not surprised.

>>58104671
>he wasn't here for the pissy tshirt arc

>>58104782
So instead of doing it, she'll release another pop song. Stop making excuses. Fucking beta male faggot yesman. Are you new here? You're probably the same guy complaining about dox when it's not really dox.

>>58104819
Gura's current favorite genre is looping old zelda music. She should release a zelda song.

Which holo likes shoegaze?

>>58104763
>I-I shouldn't have to explain!
>i-it's common sense!
I broke this bot. Get me a new one.

>>58104839
our oshi is bad with calendars
what time is it exactly?

>>58104847
You revealed your true colors quick.

>>58104847
Well well well, look who the doxxfag was. What a shocker.

>>58104903
I don't know what shoegaze is.

>>58104605
The best part is that she would actually do that if she had the chance.

Since we're having Sophistry Hour in Gawr Gura General I now turn to you, the lurking audience, and ask you "what is the problem here?" Do you think it's lack of streams, board policy, the continued gentrification of vtubing, or all of these things together? You don't have to post. Just think about it.

>>58105193
She'd be too scared to. But if that fear could be conquered, she would.

Lurkers! I ask of you, think about Gura's hairy pucci now and forever.

>>58105376
FUCK OFF ANTI

>>58103276
my guess is it's something that happens when an increase of volume in the tummy got mechanically sensed by the vagus nerve

>>58103665
you're good bro

>>58105594
Makes sense to me

its not hard to understand how to fix your diet chumbie, it requires a shift in thinking. Most things we eat today are a simple chemical bond away from being plain sugars, and the body did not adapt to handle plain sugars in the tummy. Beer is almost a simple sugar. Chips are almost a simple sugar. Burger buns are almost a simple sugar. It becomes easy to eat a huge amount of things and eat to imbalance like excess calories or too much grease or too much acid and die a horrible death with an ER doctor squeezing your heart with his hand to try to pump you back to life

>>58105902
>too much acid
Uhh this is a problem? Should I not be putting vinegar on everything?

>>58103545
I had heartburn issues myself. I stopped eating at night. Heartburn issues went away.

>>58097028
where is this from?

>>58105376
Her cun is bald, soft, and squishy.

>>58105902
You are right chumbie. I try not to eat as much pizza and borgars as much anymore and I even stopped drinking straight vinegar. Beer is going to be hard to give up though.

>>58104767
That's literally the point they were making

>>58095844
Some girls ear lick like they know our weakpoints and is trying to make us coom just through ear stimulation
it's like auditory nipple teasing
and it is indeed rare

>>58106327
share?

>>58105902
I don't have heart burn, but I refuse to give up on pasta, it's too good.

>>58106327
Its goomin time

>>58095620
spoiled by spoonfeeding and large fanbase

>>58106457
No, almost nobody cares how long she's in Japan for or when she gets back. It's not a large fanbase problem, small fanbases if anything have a higher proportion of schizos.

>>58106372
search for pure heart

Goob morning, I love Gura the most!

>>58109067
Would ruin this little harlot.

what would you do if this brat blocks your path and gives you this look?

>>58108387
I love Gura the Moist

>>58109233
Carry her by her thong strings to move her out of the way.

>>58109233
Pull her over my lap, spank her, take her shorts and undies off, put a diaper on her and put her shorts back on over them.

>>58109405
I don't understand this image. Why are there question marks?

>>58109440
>Gura is naked
>She has a starfish on her head
>She is touching the floatie
I'm guessing the image is Gura's first time seeing it, my guess is some sailors tossed it out thinking she was a random girl lost at sea.

>>58109405
This looks like Gura is sucking me

I goomed.

>>58110161
Goom again

I think Gawr and Gura should have sex.

:3

>>58110920
Yeah with me

I had a big bowl of leftover beef stew and now I'm farting up a storm.

No wonder she knew Outlast Trials inside out. Same will be with CSGO.

>>58111865
Schizo in case you're interested there are sites that track pretty much any steam accounts match history on multiple csgo platforms. You need to try harder with your larp.

>>58112006
I didn't know really. Thanks for letting me know.

>>58111788
Congrats you will take a big shit very soon

>>58112178
Awesome.

How do we feel about Gura only showing up for the mandated shill stream again?

>>58112559
Suicidal as usual.

>>58096799
Could be reaction to brightness in the game. Maybe your body’s reaction to going outside is to open up your nasal passages to maximize your ability to smell cock you faggot bitch.

>>58112559
How do you feel about this "mandated shill" GUN?

I simply love Gura.

I love her more than anything!

>>58103742
I do consecutive overnights sometime. It severely fucks my sleep schedule, and it becomes very easy to waste an entire day’s worth of sunlight just by accidentally sleeping in. I couldn’t handle that shit. Especially with how nips are so proper and shit. I wouldn’t last a week desu.

I love her so much but she makes me so sad.

Booba huhaha

I love her so much and she makes me very happy. I just miss her when she's not around.

>>58113354
Aim better next time.

>>58113253
Ew

FUCK gura

MARRY AND START A FAMILY WITH gura

>>58113768
>>58113680
>>58113639
>>58113564
>>58113548
>>58113354
>>58113253
>>58113087
>>58112902
>>58112879
Kill yourselves schizos

y is /ggg/ the most autistic thread on /vt/? It's like a shitpost general