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>> No.58092002
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>>58091973
/MANS/ Commandments

>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.58092024

Shinri's looks pretty cute

>> No.58092038

I'm really happy about the graduations now, This would have been a lot worse with them still here

>> No.58092047

YAGOO

>> No.58092055

>>58092002
Amen.

>> No.58092060

>>58092002
Amen.
>>58091857
>>58091797
That is literally just a purple Pikachu.

>> No.58092065

>>58092002
amen
this animation scares me

>> No.58092075

>The ones made by Holo animators are the worse ones

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>>58092002
Amen.

>> No.58092125
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i love my retarded whore wife

>> No.58092140

Why are you taking pics of mannequin crotches shinwi

>> No.58092144

>>58092060
if I put wheels on your grandma is she a bike?

>> No.58092147
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babettel love

>> No.58092153

Hearing this grizzled voice come out of chibi shota Shinri is strange

>> No.58092171

Yagoo

>> No.58092181

where's his fucking stubble

>> No.58092189

Tremendo somnífero.

>> No.58092198

I don't really think this one uses the animated aspect very well

>> No.58092206
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>no psish
0/10

>> No.58092211

Idk how to feel about these animations

>> No.58092223

Well, at least Hakka's animation was good.

>> No.58092233

They... also did Shinri kinda dirty...

>> No.58092239
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Shinri's conspiracy stream was unironically one of the greatest things I've ever watched

>> No.58092242

>>58092181
I always forget he has one

>> No.58092253

shinri is so much cuter without those disgusting muscles

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>>58092144
She ain't the town bike anymore

>> No.58092302

The Hakka one is perfection, the Bettel one is very good, the rest are either meh or bad.

>> No.58092312

>>58092211
Hakka's was great but zoomercore with its frenetic switching between scenes
Axel's was shit that he barely spoke in
Shinri's was interesting stylistically, but that's it

>> No.58092315

>>58092239
I wish it would be all about that, but this was... not great.
Not even a pshish?? Come on, not a single wheeze, wasted opportunity if you ask me.

>> No.58092327

Official Tempus Week Animation Rankings:
Bettel>Hakka>>Shinri>>Flayon>>>>>Altare>>>Axel

>> No.58092373

Starfruit and Yin (Nash kinda too but needed polish) as active Tempus watchers btfo'd the rest

>> No.58092382

Of course the animations made by stars fans were the best...

>> No.58092391

edible hit while shinri's animation was going and jesus christ

>> No.58092392

Wow I love Tempus HQ. Altare, Axel, rpr, and Kagura Nana

>> No.58092403

>>58092144
It's theoretically possible she could be both, yes. She wouldn't stop being my grandma unless the process killed her. Unless you also consider a person's remains to still be them in every sense. I might just be autistic, but what kind of weird-ass Ship of Theseus argument are you making?

>> No.58092409
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The auto subtitles

>> No.58092430

>>58092327
I'd say
Bettel=Hakka>Flayon>Axel>Shinri>Altare

>> No.58092431

>>58092125
I wanna eat sushi off his tummy

>> No.58092459

>>58092327
I'd do it like this:
Hakka>>Bettel>>>Flayon>>Shinri>Altare>>>Axel

>> No.58092505

>>58092327
Bettel=Hakka>Flayon>Altare>Axel>Shinri

>> No.58092507

I'm starting to think it was the animators who chose the clips, Hakka's and Bettel's understood the MEET X concept pretty well and are pretty active Tempuras.

>> No.58092511

I suppose they just chose the most tame and safe ones to animate, besides Nana taking a shit.

>> No.58092512

>>58092409
thank you for making white people Yakub!!!

>> No.58092520

>>58092373
I dont care for yins style. its kinda meh

>> No.58092541

>>58092327
>>58092430
>>58092459
Yeah, I only really liked Hakka's and Bettel's... how did they job so hard on the rest?

>> No.58092572

>>58092459
Hell, may as well not even put Leader in the rankings because his animation barely had him.

>> No.58092581

>>58092409
Oh no. Activate the memes.

>> No.58092607

Axel's animation was definitely cut. There were some Magni stuff in it I bet.

>> No.58092648

>>58092505
yeah I agree with this... Shinri's was a massive let down

>> No.58092664

Hakka>Bettel>Flayon>Axel>Shinri>Altare

>> No.58092678

>>58092312
>zoomercore with its frenetic switching between scenes
I think that's just Mini's style of editing

>> No.58092682
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Based Aniki, Best animation in this round.

>> No.58092694
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How do we feel about these 6?

>> No.58092695
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>>58092409
*chittering polmite noises*

>> No.58092723

>>58092607
yeah they had to cut out the 10 minutes of axel raping magni

>> No.58092733

Why does Axel hate Tempus so much :(

>> No.58092740

>>58092607
Everything was from GTA. Did he play GTA with them?

>> No.58092738

>>58092607
Yeah, some of the transitions felt awfully long as if to take up the space left after cutting some parts.

>> No.58092749

>>58092572
I put Altare's above Axel's because at least it had the demon summoning and Pancake moment, and those were funny and very Altare. Nothing in Axel's was funny and it spent more time putting over rpr and Kagura Nana than Tempus, which was a baffling decision.

>> No.58092795

>>58092694
they'll be alright

>> No.58092828

Today's stream was great. Hakka put in a ton of effort and he bounced off of everyone amazingly, I'm really impressed with him.

>> No.58092830

I feel bad for the magnoir animators that missed their chance at getting their work seen.

>> No.58092837

If they really wanted to put kagura nana there at least it should have been about oneeshota vp, not that one.

>> No.58092838

>>58092327
hakka>bettel>>flayon>>>altare>>>>rpr>shinri

>> No.58092873

>>58092572
Nah, Leader at least had the Pancake bit. Axel barely said two words on his own

>> No.58092885

>>58092694
They're good, I just think they need to take a breath and some time for individual content starting next week.
They had 2 very long weeks of collabs since the graduation announcement, I guess it was a good way to keep the community tight together during this period but if they don't want to burn the chemistry they have together then it's better to let it cooldown a little bit.

>> No.58092886

>>58092327
Hakka>Bettel>Shinri>Altare>Flayon>Axel

Axel could have choose something more varied or were more centered around himself. He has a whole year of material and it was quite short. Flayon was two skits where it didn't really showcase him as much as well. Hakka, Bettel, Shinri's were all about showing who they were which is why I made them higher.

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>> No.58092898

>>58092694
all of them are my girlfriend

>> No.58092897

>>58037098
choking and riding bettel until he impregnates you https://files.catbox.moe/p2a3lt.png

>> No.58092901

I need to see Nana's reaction to Axel's animation

>> No.58092902

>>58092607
Axel might have honestly had something with whole HQ that had to be scrapped all together... Too bad about his animation, it wasn't about him or even other Tempus members

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>>58092431
are you me i was thinking about exactly this earlier today... i don't care about the salmonella i'll get from how dirty he is, i want to make him squirm as i eat hamachi nigiri off his deep set hipbones

>> No.58092936

Hakka=Bettel>Flayon>Altare>Axel=Shinri
How the fuck do you do a Shinri animation and not include him laughing his fucking ass off over stupid shit like psish
A sin

>> No.58092940

>>58092694
I like all of them, but they're also all too nice for their own good. The group as a whole needs a touch more edge now. I'm curious to see if any of them will grow into that role now that there's a power vacuum of sorts, or if it will have to be filled by new additions. I'm guessing the latter.

>> No.58092983

>>58092894
Sorry Shinri... I think everyone is ready for it..

>> No.58092987

>>58092838
>>rpr
KEK you right

>> No.58093034

>>58092749
I'm probably upset because Leader's animation had good moments but a lot of it was taken up by Hakka and Flay. But yeah, Axel's is still probably the worst of the bunch because dude has a goldmine of moments. His DDLC streams alone would've made for good material here.

>> No.58093040

Hakka is so cute I wanna pamper him...

>> No.58093058

>>58092694
>Punching bag (female)
>Cumrag (male)
>Husband (female)
>Wife (male)
>Personal buttler (male)
>Drinking buddy (male)
They'll be just fine

>> No.58093130

>>58092897
litterbox onegai? catbox isn't working for me

>> No.58093168

>>58092828
Yeah he really did a great job here. He's really good with saving some awkward moments too, like with Flay's "good sex" bit.

>> No.58093176

Oh, Kaito is "retiring", I liked his clips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPXWgjwJRyM

>> No.58093179

>>58092125
I think he'd benefit from the Altare rizz treatment

>> No.58093194

>>58092897
Aw, catbox is down for me..

>> No.58093249

>>58090482
>batting cages & pizza for a comfort date

It's not fucking fair sisters, where are these ojis irl.

>> No.58093254

>>58092749
Axel plans on distancing himself from the rest of Tempus and playing more collaborations with notMagni and Vesper

>> No.58093267

>>58092894
Ah how is this gonna work

>> No.58093284

>>58093176
no one gives a fuck just silently move on instead of announcing it on every platform

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>>58092897
Wait someone still remembers that post wtf also yes the link is broken

>> No.58093294

>>58093058
who’s who?

>> No.58093302

>>58092894
Oh no

>> No.58093316
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Aniki Love
We will get them the next time.

>> No.58093331

>>58093130
>>58093194
https://litter.catbox.moe/z7p1oa.png fine

>> No.58093334

>>58093176
>HQ fan
understandable

>> No.58093414

>>58093331
Nice, thanks mate o7

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>>58093284

>> No.58093428

>>58093331
LOVE AND SEX AIRGATOU WHY CAN'T THIS BE ME I WANT TO DIE

>> No.58093429

Even with the lackluster animations, today was really fun. Hakka is a really good host and the stream was a weird combination of wholesome and unhinged

>> No.58093433

>>58093294
From left to right, from the ones on the couch first on the picrel I replied to.

>> No.58093462

I'm autistic and can't always tell, did Bettel seem sincerely annoyed today as opposed to his usual banter? No bait, I just hope the guy is doing ok.

>> No.58093498

>Man hakka's animation was kind of shit, axel's w as kind of funny though, even if it wasn't really tempus related, I hope the thread isn't too hard on hakk-

Man this happens more often then not. I watch something independent of the thread and either think it's shit or great, but the thread has the exact opposite opinion of me.

>> No.58093515

>>58093429
Hakka really shined with the host role he took, I hope he gets the drive to do more shit like this

>> No.58093522

it's bait

>> No.58093528

>>58093331
ToT

>> No.58093590

>>58093498
get better taste then roru

>> No.58093623

>>58092694
I want them all to jack off into a cup and then I mix their sperm all around before pouring down my ovulating pussy into my womb and seeing which one impregnates me

>> No.58093663

>>58093623
BASED BASED BASED BASED

>> No.58093662

>>58093462
Seemed like usual to me, but adding on to your concern he should take a break soon, Three songs is a lot!

>> No.58093695

>>58093623
It would be _Axel_, no contest

>> No.58093715

>>58093623
How would you know? At that point you're raising The Children Of The Trough.

>> No.58093726

>>58093498
Are you by chance an axelotl?

>> No.58093771
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hehehehe

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>>58093331
Thank you for drawing my daily clown hornypost

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>>58093771
PUT SOME GRADUATION STREAMS ON YOU WHORE

>> No.58093813

>>58093623
I would do this then kill all of them and see which one reincarnates into the severely defected baby

>> No.58093815

>>58093462
Felt like his usual to me. He's always been a little jaded when it comes to topics like love and relationships. But I imagine they're all pretty tired after this week.

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>>58093771
Ugly

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>>58093715
>>58093623
Found the thread cap. This but with Tempus, I guess.

>> No.58093927

>>58093623
stop fucking making me horny I forgot how many women there are in here now I need to jack off

>> No.58093946

Bettel > Hakka > Flayon >>>> Altare >> Shinri >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Axel
In conclusion: Only hire starmins

>> No.58094002

So if you were a holostar, would you have been able to hold your own in these collabs so far?

>> No.58094004

>>58093316
nana and itoi really wanna perk up Axel so bad huh?

>> No.58094008

>>58093853
:(

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>>58093662
>>58093815
Okay good! He's good at putting on the serious voice, that plus him being worn out had me concerning. I appreciate it, thank you for the reassurance.

>> No.58094089

>>58093498
I feel like Hakka's animation would be perfect showcase to anyone who hasn't seen him. If I were Hakka I would have this video be on the Membership Join video preview like most holo members have.

>> No.58094107

>>58094002
I often like to imagine how I'd do things or answer questions and most of the time I'm a lot more boring than the boys ngl so not well kek

>> No.58094219

>>58094002
90% of the time when I'm watching them banter I think "I should've thought of that" so I'm never applying, I can't keep up

>> No.58094249

>>58094002
yeah ez

>> No.58094300

>>58094002
>>58094107
I'm literally always pretending in my head that I'm conversing and bantering with them in my head like a schizo but I usually feel in my head I can come up with funny stuff so maybe idk Still haven't gotten into stars yet though so maybe the managment there don't think so lol

>> No.58094405

>>58094002
I had a dream I was in holostar and then felt a feeling of dread knowing my stream was coming up and I didn't compare to the rest of Tempus. I wouldn't make it as an entertainer.

>> No.58094423

>>58093946
Yeah, seems like the obvious answer is to hire people who are passionate about the work they are going to do, but apparently not.

>> No.58094468

>>58094002
Fuck no, I'd be like day 3 Axel for pretty much all of it. Bantering with others is already not my strong suit and having to do it for 7 days? I'd be begging management to let me play games again.

>> No.58094477

you boys need to have more faith in yourselves

>> No.58094628

>>58094002
i was kinda playing along this stream and i couldn't think of a funny running gag or how to funny with honest answers but i don't really want to be a vtuber i just want friends

>> No.58094718

>>58094468
Now that I've posted this I realize it just sounds like Vesper lol

>> No.58094880

So yumes, do you agree with the results of Temprizz or not?
Who won in your eyes?

>> No.58094928

>>58094880
Why wasn't Hakka an option?

>> No.58094937

>>58094002
Realistically, I'd be middle of the pack aslt first. I have a lot of relevant skills, but I'm not great at improv. The chance to do more improv is one of the reasons I want to get into Tempus.

>> No.58094946

>>58094002
As a hag I would've really added an interesting and controversial dynamic

>> No.58094959

>>58094880
the bar is on the ground but they keep finding ways to dig themselves lower

>> No.58094961

>>58093771
Chu~

>> No.58094996

>>58094880
I love Bettel but I think he's more "rape and leave in a dumpster material" than a husband candidate. I'm gonna take Shinri

>> No.58095031

>>58094880
It cured my yume, I am now normal.

>> No.58095035

>>58094928
he wouldve easily won if he were an option

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>>58094928
Because cute birb knows he would've won.

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Not the artist

>> No.58095111

>>58094880
Shinri was the clear answer. Axel maybe second. Altare when I want to die.

>> No.58095121

>>58094880
as a bettelyume, shinri and flayon won by a mile

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>> No.58095204

>>58095047
whores

>> No.58095209

>>58094880
I love Bettel but honestly I'd pick Flay or Altare.
Shinri is too boring and Axel is nice but too safe

>> No.58095212

>>58094880
Honestly, Shinri won fair and square with the "I'll have food ready for them when they get home" answer. Also shiny rock. Hakka probably would have won if he competed though.

>> No.58095261

>>58094880
I'm a Bettelyume, but Shinri's answers were compatible with me in every way, all the way down to gifting me a cool rock. All my yume fantasies with Bettel are as fuckbuddies or coworkers fooling around backstage anyways, I don't need a date with that fool.

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>> No.58095410

>>58093498
just remember this thread is full of retards so if anything you have the better opinion

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Ripped his pants~

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>> No.58095539

>>58094880
Axel was very cute is all I'll say

>> No.58095544

>>58094880
I have always been weak to Axel, he is such a dummy that has the softest of innards. His stupid ass answered the questions without joking more or less and I just wanna cuddle aaaa

>> No.58095571

>>58095498
they're so hot bros

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Its been a good day, I'm happy

>> No.58095773

This is one of my favorite streams and I didn't think I'd ever say that about a Tempus stream after the graduations.
It's been a while since I got some psycho Altare, it might as well be my birthday already. Hakka was so funny and Axel is the cutest fucker ever. Shinri is my soulmate and Bettel's neurotic dating tests was kino kayfabe. Flayon's weird as ever but I love the guy.
Tempus love love love

>> No.58095865

>>58095773
who are your oshis

>> No.58095898

>>58095606
COME BACK TO RAPE YOUR LITTLE RED BOYWIFE WHORE

>> No.58095997

>>58095898
It's not rape if Flay consents

>> No.58096116

>>58095606
The most unused model since Mano Aloe

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>> No.58096166

Hey /MANS/
Chu~

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Life is good sometimes bros

>> No.58096190

Remember when Machiroons were saying that Flay will only have sex once he's married? Yeah...

>> No.58096204

>>58096118
I'm glad he didn't have any problems with his ISP or Power tonight, can't imagine how frustrated he would feel

>> No.58096247

>>58095773
agreed chu

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art requests anyone? everytime i see my actual art in here all my organs stop working for 5 whole minutes

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>>58094880
>Axel wasn't even trying be rizz anyone but still won in the eyes of some
How does that man do it?

>> No.58096460

>>58096296
I posted it because I love it. and the tokyo teddy bear hakka you did forever ago too!
I don't have any ideas draw a genderbend of your choice i guess

>> No.58096477
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>>58096296
I usually request Hakka, but how about Shinri with a date with a tempura (a literal tempura like in >>58096118
), or him celebrating his win tonight.
Love your art chu~

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>> No.58096628
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I understand why Altare and Shinri had squares behind their head.
When asked about, they wouldn't answer.
The thing is, for whatever reason, Altare's Mouth, and Shinri's eyes were both made transparent with whatever greenscreen they were using,

So it would have been the very dark background color, which would have looked weird.
SO, TO REMEDY IT, Shinri put a square of a really bright blue to match what his eyes normally looked like
At the very end, it was more apparent when he moved, infront of an orange backdrop, shinri had orange eyes.

And altare put a red square for the inside mouth color.
He also put UR MOM on that square too

This was noticeable in previous days, the transparency things.

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>>58096628
Meds. Yeah, that sounds about right

>> No.58096747

>>58096628
Real Sherlock over here

>> No.58096779

>>58096628
>He also put UR MOM on that square too
That's why he stalled on a question and leaned side to side for about half a minute during a close-up.

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>> No.58096998

>>58096896
And Hakka playing the matchmaker for his dad.

>> No.58097062

>>58094880
>bettel has severe trust issues after getting cheated on
>i have severe trust issues after getting cheated on
>bettel has an emotionally unavailable dad who walked out on him
>i had an emotionally unavailable dad who walked out on me
we should traumabond over drinks only to realize we're both emotionally stonewalling the other and have terrible drunk sex instead that ends prematurely cause one of us ends up crying in the middle of it

>> No.58097143

>>58096998
I'm still shocked that during one of Altare's answer he put the close up on Shinri kek Hakka just wants a complete family man

>> No.58097207

>>58096296
Shinri picking you up for a date

>> No.58097268

>>58094880
All of them are awful I choose the host. Or Shinri.

>> No.58097279

>>58096296
Axel scooping you up and saying "You looking shit. Nice weather today."

>> No.58097310

>>58097062
>terrible drunk sex instead that ends prematurely cause one of us ends up crying in the middle of it
From the sound of it, you would both end up crying and fuck through the paid anyways.

>> No.58097360

>>58096296
Bettel writing "I will not piss in the shower drains" repeatedly on a chalkboard

>> No.58097370

>>58096408
How was he so high? I thought he was the worst one? Bettel was bad too but I thought he was doing it on purpose.
Or do I have too high standards?

>> No.58097437

Shinri's reaction when Altare describes his ideal date man...He wants that Altdick bad.
https://youtu.be/9NYfE7OX3vo?t=1255

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>>58096296 (me)
also posting this now that we are officially on dead hours yay

>> No.58097460
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>>58094880
Shinri may have come out on top but I will never stop loving Gavis Bettel and enduring whatever trials he puts me through to prove my undying feelings for him!!

>> No.58097531

>>58097460
Even him whizzing in the shower and decompressing a plane to distract from impeding diarrhea?

>> No.58097613

>>58097531
He's just a little quirky that's all

>> No.58097737
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>>58097531
I ALSO PISS IN THE SHOWER AND WOULD ALSO DECOMPRESS A PLANE FROM EMBARRASSMENT WE ARE TRULY SOULMATES

>> No.58097848

If mascot plushies, how much do you guesstimate they'd cost? Maybe based on the prices of other cover plushies

>> No.58097849

>>58097370
Can you tell me why you didn't like Axel or Bettel? Out of curiosity

>> No.58097851

>>58097737
Gotta piss on him to mark your territory

>> No.58097952

>>58097143
Hakka is the strongest Shintare shipper, and it's incredibly based.

>> No.58098147

>>58097952
It's not based to me because I want the chuunibros to fuck the most

>> No.58098237

>>58098147
Chuuni isn't really concerned with fucking. Mostly it's concerned with going on radical adventures. t. chuunibro

>> No.58098239

>>58098147
interesting ship. what’s the sexual dynamic

>> No.58098290

Are (You) ready to hear Flex, I know I am not.

>> No.58098313

Regis Altare BLACKED

>> No.58098406

>>58098239
_________me__________ and __________(you)_______

>> No.58098461

>>58098147
Who are chuunibros?

>> No.58098544

>>58098461
Regis "Demon God King" Altare and Banzoin "Lord of the Night" Hakka.

>> No.58098582

>>58098237
That's cute chuunibro but I'm deranged
>>58098239
It's pretty pure, lovers that seek out adventure and being playful together and every now and then sneaking a kiss as they cross plains or after the beat a big boss together or joke around a bit too long. And then whenever they get a warm night at an inn or whatever they fuck like rabbits.
>>58098461
Hakka and Altare duo name

>> No.58098638

>>58098582
who tops

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>>58098406
There is something seriously wrong with you!

>> No.58098786

>>58098638
I like Altare classic topping or Hakka powerbottoming but switch is good too

>> No.58098842

>>58098638
I expect a ridiculous powerscaling argument on which one they think has the most control/is stronger/cooler powers etc before sex that takes too long that they never get anything done or I'm not investing in chuunibros stocks.

>> No.58098853

>>58098786
Yeah, I can see that.

>> No.58098863

>>58098147
Why don't you think Hakka can have a sex with his stepfather

>> No.58098900

>>58098582
this is the fluffiest and most normal relationship idea a fujo has ever posted here

>> No.58099089

>>58098582
>That's cute chuunibro but I'm deranged
As expected.
>lovers that seek out adventure and
Huh. That's actually weirdly close to what I would want...

>> No.58099115

>>58098863
Sure an improvement but not my vibe
>>58098900
Always happy to disappoint

>> No.58099225

>>58098290
I thought this was about Florbubius Glex for a second.

>> No.58099275

>>58099089
Oh you're a real cute chuuni, you should apply

>> No.58099366

>>58098582
This is SO CUTE

>> No.58099468

>>58099225
That's the secret, anon. The song is actually titled "F-lex".

>> No.58099538

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY

>> No.58099848

I think there's something sweet about the idea of someone weirdly unlucky like Altare being with a jaded guy like Shinri who always plans for the worst to happen. Like they'd plan to go out for a picnic, but Shinri'd be like "Do we really wanna eat on the ground? Let's go sit on that table by the water instead." and then the exact spot in the park they were planning to go for the picnic would be where a huge forest fire started that day or something.

>> No.58099953

>Axel likes women who shut up and are possessive of him
God, he really is my broshi

>> No.58099985

My headcanon is that whole of Tempus is in a open relationship and everyone is free to fuck whoever if they just feel up to it
>Altare has fucked everyone
>Magni has fucked everyone
>Axel has fucked HQ and sometimes joins Magni and Bettel
>Vesper has fucked HQ, has been pestered by Flayon to let him smash but hasn't happened yet
>Bettel has fucked everyone
>Flayon has fucked everyone except Axel or Vesper, but is trying!
>Hakka and Shinri have fucked Altare, Magni, Bettel and Flayon, but feel a bit weird about being sexually intimate with each other

>> No.58099997

>>58092902
It was the can of worms.

>> No.58100083

>>58098582
>>58099848
Oddly wholesome
>>58099985
Back to our regular whore schedule

>> No.58100154

>>58099848
Wtf this is actually so cute…
It could be something like them traveling together and Shinri just takes charge of all the planning while Altare just sits there like a grounded kid

>> No.58100159

>>58099848
you are so real for this even though I kek'd

>> No.58100251

>>58099275
Thank you. I have and will continue to.
The main difference in what I would want is that I'm pretty switchy, so we'd trade off who takes the lead, both in adventure/combat, and in the relationship, depending on who's in what mood. Gotta take turns taking care of each other in every sense, if that makes sense. I'm gonna go to bed thinking too much about this, damn it.

>> No.58100398

miss foxanon and simsanon. hope they're ok

>> No.58100515

>>58098582
sweet. you must be excited about the dad collab

>> No.58100821

>>58100398
Why? Did something bring them up?

>> No.58101316

>>58099538
Reminder that this is 'for the boys.' All girls stay away!

>> No.58101460

>>58101316
Jester's chest is giving me mixed signals

>> No.58101501

>>58101316
Yeah! Stinky girls and their cooties stay out!

>> No.58101555

still wondering what happened to that girl who had a magmite tattoo on her

>> No.58101735

>>58101555
Do you think she is entirely racist or only her leg?

>> No.58101824

do you think axel skipped flayon's collab because he doesn't feel comfortable with it?

>> No.58101945

>>58099985
So does this mean Bettel has fucked Vesper?

>> No.58102162

>>58100154
The way I imagine it is more like he'd let Altare plan most of the trip but convince him to choose a different airline at the last minute to save $100 or something and the flight Altare was originally going to pick would be cancelled right before they would have departed. They'd depart on time but end up with shitty seats with no leg room and a crying baby in the seat behind them.

>> No.58102208

>>58101735
what the fuck does this mean

>> No.58102275

>>58101824
>the guy who does BL voicepacks unprompted is uncomfortable with dating sim scene
yeah ok

>> No.58102277

>>58101735
She has trouble walking in public because whenever she gets near a black person, that leg begins pacing faster and faster towards them before delivering them a swift kick in the butt or nards.

>> No.58102291

>>58101945
Oh fuck I forgot about that in Vesper's spot. Yes, Vettel has fucked.

>> No.58102405

>>58101824
My guess is he overslepped. Always waking up earlier than usual plus what he has to do during the day probably got to him. He seems kinda tired at the start of today's stream but got more talkative active the further it went on.

>> No.58102460

>>58101555
Probably watching his RM as if nothing changed, doxxmite was a terminology for a reason.

>> No.58102807

>>58101824
They literally said the reason is cause he got sick

>> No.58102841

>>58102807
Come on now anon, this is 4chan, you have to doubt everything they say.

>> No.58103049

>>58102275
What if it was the "Makina x Flora" bit specifically? Like, everyone kinda of just ignored it this time.

>> No.58103698

>>58102841
Ah I forgot. You gotta factor in the schizo element
If there's a chance to stir up negativity anons will take it over believing the truth

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>>58096460
this is probably cheating but i really like twobertas design. i should probably do an extra catbox album just for genderbends..

>> No.58103903

Lol, I didn't even notice the video description. That sonuvabitch
https://youtu.be/9NYfE7OX3vo?t=3881

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>>58096477
sorry im too sleepy to draw this properly

>> No.58104883

>>58103696
I'd like to see how you'd design/draw Tempus genderbends.
>>58104191
The winner of the night! Thanks for your drawings, anon.

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She knows the boys have no chance with her dumb son on the team.

>> No.58105749

>>58105535
>dumb son and dumb sobrinho
Yeah she knows

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>>58104883
i havent worked in any actual designs yet, but i tried to put most of my genderbend art in a single folder. hope this is better than nothing!! id love to design a genderbend hakka
https://catbox.moe/c/zwh5k1

>> No.58106129

Man, why did he left? When did the flame of his passion go out?
I liked Magni so much...

>> No.58106272

>>58106129
I will hold on to Tachibana's yab that caused all their projects to get eradicated. Vesper left for an entirely different reason.

>> No.58106627

>>58106272
Nah man stop being retarded

>> No.58106898

>>58106129
Him and Nowa always letting work pile up has to be related to it.

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>> No.58107060

>>58106627
I really doubt they just canned all their projects for no reason. Cover's not a Black Company and TCBN is the only one with a trail

>> No.58107254 [DELETED] 

>>58106129
>>58106272
notmagni recently said that the only thing stopping him from achieving his dreams is having the money to be able to fund big productions. i could see if the tachibana yab caused his personal projects to get shitcanned and he lost out on the investment, or if management was too heavy handed with their perm denials, he might see no more future in the corpo world. he’s just doing the exact same work as an indie rn

>> No.58107261

I'm still mad about the loss of magmites and all the cool assets, Magni as a concept and brand was so recognizable and full of potential

>> No.58107345

>>58107060
>Cover's not a Black Company
That's becoming more questionable every second. In any case, the unicorn shitposting must have gotten to them (and it wouldn't be the first time, remember the shitshow around Miyabi's debut?), and it's looking like they might just throw Holostars to the wolves once this week is over. Even granting perms seems like it would be more of a miracle now.

>> No.58107376

>>58107261
I was really looking for what creative stuff he would pull off in his 3D Showcase...

>> No.58107452
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is cheese wheel a type of cheese
https://x.com/machinaxflayon/status/1700394620390199442

>> No.58107464

>>58107345
Almost like Cover has some EN management /here/ and they're taking the SEA shitposting and whining as valuable feedback

>> No.58107890

>>58107452
No, it's just a way of storing the cheese. He mentions parmesan for example, and most parmesan cheese are stored like wheel during the curing process.
Btw I doubt he's really eaten a legit Parmigiano-Reggiano or a mozzarella di bufala so I don't know what to think of his opinions

>> No.58107891

>>58107345
My only anchor is Fubuki. The moment she leaves is the moment Hololive becomes Kurolive.

>> No.58107949

>>58107464
>Almost like Cover has some EN management /here/
Most likely...
IIRC they used the "t." in one of holoEN's video description.

>> No.58107955

>>58107891
Idk, she's too much of a bootlicker. Call me crazy but to me if Matuli leaves I know things are dramatically changing in the company

>> No.58108088

>>58107890
i cooka da pizza

>> No.58108195

>>58106129
He was probably having a low spot with the tachibana thing and management rejecting projects, he was also really tired because he went to multiple cons. Then something happened and both of them were put on hiatus, there is still no reasonable rrat for that. He had a lot of plans before it so he wasn't planning on quitting. I originally thought that Magni sweet talked Vesper to leave but with things being as they are now I think Nowa was more willing to leave and Magni thought that he wouldn't wanna be in holo without Ves. It was definitely a decision made in haste for what ever reason and I am scared now that summer is over and there won't be anymore cons, he has more free time and will regret leaving... I miss him so much dude.

>> No.58108382

>>58108088
go fuck yourself, for real. i cant with these people anymore. i hate you all from the bottom of my heart. ignorant pieces of shit

>> No.58108751

I think Regis Altare should get mating pressed by mob ojisans after his shiny idol debut!

>> No.58108819

new outfits doko

>> No.58108855
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are you ready for another megamind watchalong, /MANS/?

>> No.58108874

>>58108819
announcement tomorrow

>> No.58108891

>>58108855
Oh my, a clownfish date! It's been AGES

>> No.58109055
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>>58108855
Clownfish love! Megamind HATE.

>> No.58109250

>>58108382
mamma mia

>> No.58109453

shinri looks so creepy in that animation it wraps around to looking fantastic

>> No.58110126

>>58109453
It's a nice animation style but I wish it would've been more 'animated'

>> No.58110387

>>58108855
Why won't he ask him that in discord? That's strange to chat with @ on your account

>> No.58110717

>>58110387
to gauge interest with his own fanbase I assume, it's not uncommon for the boys to make collab plans in public

>> No.58110793

>>58110387
This way Bettel can't say no. Bettel also has a habit of giving empty promises so now he has to

>> No.58110806

>>58110793
what empty promises?

>> No.58110959

>>58110806
Vg karaoke for example, there has been others but I'm not just schizo enough to make note what they were

>> No.58111009

>>58110959
Wasn't that because they couldn't figure out how to fix the delay? There was a program that they couldn't get perms for

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Can't staff shut down the graduates' freechat rooms already. It keeps getting recommended to me.

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>>58111181
I still have Magni's menshi active and those keep getting shoved into my face

>> No.58111316
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ONEGAI MUSCLE

>> No.58111615

Bets on if Axel will stream or not
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1700432868114379228

>> No.58112187

Altare's the only one that didn't reply to the debutees

>> No.58112209

I hate women so much it's unreal.

>> No.58112269

>>58112209
Thank you Leader!

>> No.58112277

>>58112209
thanks for clearing things up, leader

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Tree rrat love!

>> No.58113066

ripdesk status?

>> No.58113410

incompetent managersama leak the next merch drop

>> No.58113534

>>58113410
It's a day and a half away

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Ohayo gozaimasu /MANS/.

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>>58113546
BUENOS DÍAS SEÑOR GAVIS

>> No.58113817
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>>58113546
GAVIS BETTEL GAVIS BETTEL GAVIS BETTEL GAVIS BETTEL GAVIS BETTEL GAVIS BETTEL GAVIS BETTEL GAVIS BETTEL good morning GAVIS BETTEL GAVIS BETTEL GAVIS BETTEL GAVIS BETTEL GAVIS BETTEL

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>>58113546
ohio

>> No.58114025

>>58113967
chumxelotl...

>> No.58114307

>>58113817
ew annoying bug

>> No.58114736

>>58112187
unity is OVER
he probably just didn't notice

>> No.58115229

>>58114736
uh no? he hates women he said so itt >>58112209

>> No.58117248

Man, living in a small country sucks ass, literally no holostars or even hololive merch in the artist alley of one of the biggest cons

>> No.58117281

>>58111181
nope. Coco had her free chat open for months after her graduation. hope people arent actually donating money there because im sure it doesnt go to them anymore kek

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