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LEWD

Go on...

I want to put my pepeloni in her ear

Is Haachama going to be okay?

>>490206
... of pizza?

>>490032
"I'm getting more of seared bite... from the pepperoni..."

>>490356
no :)

AWAY!

>>490443
then from the actual domino... WHAT?
no no no no no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeCq2d6l64M

Understand? Undastandable!

I CAN ASPLANE BY DROORWIN

Away...! Cuz I don eat it!

>>491565
She likes the flavor but not the texture.

That's nothing, I accidentally an entire coca cola bottle

She eats pepeloni with Gyoza. Why not understandable?

I liked Polka trying to explain her poruka oruka (to ask if the poruka is there) and poruka oruyo (when the poruka is here) thing in extremely broken english more than I enjoyed Haachama trying to explain why she takes the pepeloni off he domino, the domino pepeloni, the no pepeloni, and then eat the ear of the pizza.
Understand? Wakatakana?

cheese pan

>>491960
Gyoza on pizza sounds good if you don't think about the time Haachama made it.

>>490032
The no one?

>>492056
>Polka trying to explain her poruka oruka (to ask if the poruka is there) and poruka oruyo (when the poruka is here) thing in extremely broken english
link?

>>492692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEP2utHYZ2s

>>492692
https://youtu.be/LEP2utHYZ2s

>>490032
did she ever discuss the pepeloni thing again aside from when someone asked about it on a marshmellow stream

>>492775
>>492776
I dont get what she is saying but shes very cute

>>492843
what's more to "discuss"?

>>492775
>>492776
She sounds so drunk.

>>492920
This. Trying to "crack the code" is meaningless and takes away from it's greatness.

>>492868
Hello I would like to teach japanese to kaigainiki.
"Polka oruka?", "Polka oruka?": This is to ask when you dont know if the Polka is there. "Polka oruka".
It is used in the same way as a regular greeting: "Polka oruka?".
And I ask (answer, say): "Polka oruyo! Here! Polka oruyo!".
And then we play "Polka oruka? Polka oruyo!".

TL note: "polka oruka?" means "Polka are you there?"
"Polka oruyo" means "Polka is here!"

>>493036
Still better than Haachama

dont worry guys, i know how to bring back haachama

>>492775
>>492776
holy fucking kek

>>492775
>>492776
She sounds like the Bhutanese Passport guy

SO UH

Anon will you give her the last slice of pepeloni?

>>498105
the pepeloni?

>>498105
I dunno, she's looking a lil chubby.

>English speaker tries speaking Japanese
>gets a lot of it wrong
>"Ugh, what the fuck are you trying to say?"
>Japanese speaker tries speaking English
>gets a lot of it wrong
>"Haha, that's funny!"/"Aww, so cute!"
y

>>500351
Akai fatto

can i get a uhhhhhh
pepaloniless pizza?

>>500490
Have you ever actually spoken Japanese to a Japanese person? They obviously find it funny in the same way and constantly spout "うわーー、日本語上手だねぇ" as if you've just performed some kind of magic trick.

uhhh..

>>500490
Nihongo jouzu!

>>500490
Like others said, it goes both ways. When I was there I knew only a couple phrases and I always got either laughs or "素晴らしい" from people there

>>500490
Even if this were a thing, it would still make sense because japs care a lot more about their culture than the anglo-sphere and the language is an extension of that. Japs hardly even have accents and still give eachother shit over them, meanwhile some anglos can't even fucking understand scots or blacks, let alone a completely fluent non-anglo, so nobody really cares how much you butcher it.

I'd like to copulate with Haachama if you know what I mean.

>>510768
Just look for her head. It's got to be around somewhere right?

>>492775
>>492776

Yesu I berry andastando

Spiggin

>>514141
she spiggin' it

>>493092
let the dead rest

>>515126
I haven't seen anyone mentioning that haachama made a members post and clip going HAACHAMACHAMAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J8hZuBz54g
haato minecraft in a few hours
>that thumbnail

>>510722
>Japs hardly even have accents
lmao

>>515773
That's kinda hot.

haato confirmed blood type A, and she's looking forward to university life

>>495381

>I liked the art classes the best, like when they asked you to design things related to construction
haato will become The Architect

>>519248
>you really need high IQ to understand architecture. I took courses on it, it's one of my fav

>>519248

>i like pizza
>no pepeloni

>no pepeloni
Bros...

>>520585
>>520566
away!

Is the telling point between Haato and Haachama going to be the way she pronounces Pepperoni?

>>520625
you're right, she actually said peperoni this time

>no pineapple
What the fuck you fucking whore
Cancelling my subscription right away. This is why haachama is better than you

>>520625
>Looks like Haachama is streaming
>She says pepperoni
>>520695
Haachama doesn't like pineapple on pizza either, only under pizza

>>520695
But pineapple is for sluts, anon.

>>520716
Is there any other way to eat Pineapple with Pizza?

>>520625
That's fucking based

>>500490
One of my in laws is Japanese and has said multiple times that me speaking N4 level nihongo is cute and/or funny. It usually makes people happy to hear non-native speakers try to speak their language if they aren't xenophobic assholes. This applies to most languages and cultures that aren't the French, who are scum

who tf DOESNT like pepeloni

>>500351
And that's a good thing!

>>521024
I prefer ham

>>521069
Well yeah but pepeloni is a great substitute for when the Mossad death squad burns all ham in the area, and you want non kosher shit

>>520752
pizza on pineapple

>so much water on the upper tower
It's haato aware of the possible arson?

>>520625
no

>>500971
I had to explain to a friend of mine while on a trip that they found me amusing, like a talking monkey.

https://files.catbox.moe/zmvpej.webm
is haachama actually dumb or does she just pretend to be?

>>523854
She hams it up a fair bit.

>>523273

>>523854
The Japanese word for the UK is Igirisu so I doubt they get the UK/England distinction and would have no fucking idea what Wales is.

>>510722
>anglo-sphere
holy reddit

>>523854
I've met people that thought Africa was a country in South America. Never underestimate stupid.

Taiwan should be renamed to Formosa to placate the chinks

>>523961
She's mixing up the UK and US though. Still funny

>>515662
Because no one but you and me memba her.

>>523854
she just recognizing geopolitical reality

>>523854
Theres plenty of people in the UK and America that get this confused aswell

>>523854
Surprised she even knows what Wales is

>>515662
Isn't it just HAA?

>>490032
>so.... um, uh.... I, uh... the pepeloni I um.....
Are these the lyrics of a new Death Grips song?

>>520835
Anglo scum stop trying defame us

>>527159
no there arent

Away! Because I don't eat it!

Why can't I make any Haachama threads? Did mods impose an invisible limit?

>>520835
>>528542
kek
hon hon

>>533627
Mods are against Haachama

>stuffing Haachama with pepeloni

So you mean to tell me those haachama cooking videos were done while her host family looked upon her with disgust, anger, and resentment?

>>533627
You understand? Understandable!

>>492843
The marshmallow pretty much explained it though. She genuinely didn't know you could just order a cheese pizza.

>>542293
>lorelets
They were done for sustenance while her host family was out eating restaurant meals.

>>490032

>>533627
Sharkmeido is jealous.

Normal haato is so boring. Especially with her minecraft stream.

>>544129
Agreed, but I understand she wants more relaxed streams for now.
At least it's really funny when another holo meets her and gets confused about her personality now.

>>544151
Thing here is even with that she doesn't do anything interesting with it. No dual personality shenanigans. Only Haato and people confused why it's Haato and not Haachama.

>>544176
Don't know that it would work on the other holos, assuming they have full roommate talks in their discord. Aside from Kanata everyone else just brushed it off when she started talking like a normal person in game again

you retards act like we cant have both
are you all fucking americans?

>>498105
I recognise that pool

bros I love Haachama so much...

i... i... pepeloni... i marry... haato? please. Marry

>>490032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxm-Oxgl6r4
Some dude made an entire MV for Big red heart. Why are Haatons so strong?

>>548609
That was cute.

>>500490
You need to do your reps, you've clearly never cracked a jap up with godawful nihongo which is an essential part of the experience

>>523854
Going by recent Eira threads a large percentage of THIS BOARD thought 'Wales' was made up Middle Earth shit and not a real location, so I completely buy it

I'm watching the Haachama and Amelia clubhouse games collab for the first time and I just don't get it bros.. How is Haachama so cute?

She isn't streaming today? I don't see any upcoming shows in her channel

>>549363
They are like sisters playing games together in that collab, Amelia asking little sister Haachama give some luck etc.

>>515887
This

>>549444
We're on boys

>>550400
>ASMR stream while in the middle of an earthquake
HAACHAMA STRONK

>>490443
FUCK OFF

Link a pepeloni vid I wanna hear her say it.

>>550400
inb4 Haachama alarm comes in, in the middle of a stream

Hearing Haato breathing into my ear is making me hard

>>550882
I want to make love with haachama

>>550882
Me too bro

Does she have some kind of shadow ban? Some of her streams haven't been showing in my subs feed. Anyone else?

If Haato is 1/4 British and you are entirely British how British would your children together be?

>>550919
Just click the bell bro?

>>550919
It showed up for me before it was live, but not now. This happened during the recent R18 stream too.

>>550961
yeah wtf why? has this always been a thing?

>>550949
the bell does jackshit, it only notifies me when streams are done and it doesn't even fucking work with member streams

Pajeets, what the fuck.

>>523854
Well tbf we have basically been a US puppet state since 1945

>>490343
>>492056
>>492585
>>493091
>>493092
>>510768
>>515662
>>520625
>>520695
>>520716
>>523854
>>533627
>>537637
>>538327
>>542293
>>544176
>>548472
>>549363
>>549466
>>550569
>>550867
>>550894
Haachama?

So what was the explanation? She just wanted cheese pizza?

>>550569
>earthquakes caused by her

>>551021
It only happens for lewd streams, I assume YouTube just hides them instead of outright banning her whole channel.

>>551078
>>428569

>>551078
It's all a ruse to make you say "cheese pizza".

>>550400
Wtf I just saw this and now it ended..

>>550882
I felt it in my spine

>>550400
lol she stayed true with the "peeping asmr" experience by ending it abruptly with a "my stream was on the whole time?"

>>550882
it was lowkey ear licking and i was diamonds

>>550882
Hearing licking sounds makes me hit my own head and is painful to my ears

Pepeloni

>>500351
with all the lewd fanart, thiccchama is basically canon.

>>528542
It's true, frog. You're the only Euro nation that gets seriously offended if TOURISTS aren't conversational in French. I don't see any reason a tourist would want to come to your African refugee settlement called Paris anyway.

>>555563
ahhh how can I explain?

>>490602

>>549326
Pretty sure plenty of weebs only learned about Wales recently from watching Vinland Saga.

>>549326
To be fair, England is not a real place.

>>492776
why'd they give her a name she couldn't pronounce ?

>>498105
I'd give her the whole salami

is chamers actually insane or just a good entertainer

>>564098
Yes

>>490602
I'm so glad he wastes his talent doing this.

>>551078
No, she wanted pepperoni pizza without the pepperonis

>>564098
both

>>549326
>recent Eira threads
The what?

Haachamachama~!

Haachama making a grasshopper chocolate for Haato when?

>>521107
Pepeloni is also not kosher, dumb goy

Anon, this is for you...

>haachama wants the pepperoni pizza with the pepperoni
The logical answer is that haachama practices homeopathy

Haachama cooking soon

>>498105
I would give her my salami

>>578175
Yeah so if the Mossad tries to stop you from eating non kosher by destroying pigs you just eat pepeloni. Pretty sure Talantula is also not kosher but idk I try not to talk to Jews

>>580107
But you need pigs to make pepeloni. If the pigs are destroyed then there is no more pepeloni.

Everytime I read "pepeloni" a smile comes to my face

>>580065
Snake now.

>Art with Haato literally masturbating in the bed
"Sure, whatever, have a nice stream"
>Spider between the tits
"NOT ON MY WATCH"
I swear, YT's algorithm has to be one of the most retarded things ever created

>>580157
You can have non pig pepeloni

>>580157
isn't proper peperoni made out of a donkey though?

>>580421
I've never seen donkey pepeloni.

More cooking kino: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxIaegrWkGg

>>580524
>haachama cooking
>clearly haato

Pray for croc

god I want to east some croc too

>>580564
Haato and Haachama are one in the same

The pan isn't hot...

This is probably the most edible thing she's had on screen in months.

>>580580
Croc not weird tho. It staple food on swamp.

THE FLASHBACKS....

Looks like chicken.

>>580607
you're underestimating our chama's cooking skill

croc is like the best meat out there

>>580588
Not yet

will Haachama ever put her ingredients in an oiled AND hot pan?

So is it that Haato does Japanese streams and Haachama does English streams?

HERE WE GO, HAACHAMA'S BACK

OH SHIT, SHIT JUST GOT REAL?!

Oh dear.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAACHAMA LIVES!

HAAHAMA CHAMAAAAAAAAA

IT BEGINS

I FUCKING LOVE THIS GIRL AND HER LORE!

Haachama streams are getting really weird now. More than the usual anyway

she's in control
>she's in control
she's in control
>she's in control
she's in control
>she's in control

Jesus fucking christ...
Cooking this stuff is one thing but the fact that she actually eats it after is next level

>>580776
>you will never be that spider

>the lifeless Haato on the background
Rate OC

raw on the inside burnt on the outside just like our chama loves it

she's out of control

at least crocodile meat can't give you parasites or diseases... right?

She's gonna just eat that scaly fucking foot, I'm calling it

What in the unholy fuck am I looking at?

>>580811
It will still give you Salmonella if uncoo- IS THAT FUCKING OCTOPUS

inb4 her split personality was caused by some exotic food parasite

>>580821
she will eat only the scaly part and the claws leaving the "meat" intact

>>580811
someone turned it into sausage so it's safe

God, why am I getting hungry looking at this?
And why is this crazy bitch better at cooking than me?

>>580829
>>580834
Crocodile leg

>crabmeat
>octopus
>croc meat

>>580811
They probably get processed a hell of a lot more hygienically than your regular meats because they are relatively exotic and those companies have higher standards. Unless you got it from some rusty cage in a wet market.

>>580860
Anon if Haachama is better at cooking than you then you can't cook at all

>>580878
Jesus, she must have a stomach of iron.

>>580878
would eat this any day of the weak

Why would you put octopus in with that...
I'm going to be sick

is her face visible in the Le Creuset pot? There's some reflection going on.

>>580878
>>croc meat
This >>580829 is croc meat? Fuck not sure how that taste like. Looks like the scales are still there.

Why is there a syringe?

>>580882
This is Haachama, she probably caught and snapped its neck herself. The rest of the mangled corpse is just off-screen, that's why the camera is so zoomed in.

>>580882
>haachama is patient 0 for a Covid-21

>>580892
I know, I'm retarded.

>>580912
>Looks like the scales are still there.

The entire foot, scales and claws, is still on

>>580912
Yes anonchama it's a freshwater crocodile.

Is this Haachama's head on Haato's body or did Haachama take control?

Haachama makes me for the first time ever proud to be an Australian

I can't believe Ina is fucking dead.

>>580912
croc tastes like a combination of fish and chicken

>>580910
Not clear enough to be a YAB

>>580892
>thinks Haachama isn't a world class chef

And here comes the chocolate.

This has better be a separate dish. If she combines that chocolate with the croc I'm gonna lose it

Is that... chocolate?

why?

>>580967
That's literally the opposite of what I said anon

>chocolate with hot sauce, croc meat, crab meeat and octopus

>Chocolate
oh no

>>580975
Please stop Hachama.

There can be no peace from this evil.

>>580948
>not bronson

IS THAT A FUCKING TURTLE LEG?

>>580948

Here is your Valentine's chocolate Anon!

>>581001
Crocodile.

What the fuck is she doing?
That croc looked good and then she had to fuck it up

>Chocodile

I want haachamas croco-choco

>>581015
You thought the intro was an exaggeration?

this actually looks edible wtf

>>581013
...that doesn't make it any better

>>581042
For now.

why

>>581035
>with hot sauce

IT'S LIKE FILTHYFRANK ALL OVER AGAIN

There goes Ina..

I love her voice and her english.

>VARUNTINE CROCODILE COOKINGU

she uses a seperate utensil to stir the chocolate, there is still hope

NOOOOOOO

DON'T FUCKING DO IT HAACHAMA

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

why doesnt she just spoon the chocolate in?

She's not gonna fill the crocodile with chocolate is she?

Why is this a science experiment

>>581119
>>581122
>>581123

HOT SAUCE CHOCODILE LEG

DON'T

>>581122
she started doing just that

She's gonna get a new mutated virus from that Choco Croco.

FUCKING STOP IT

>>581143
WITH CHOCOLATE, CRAB MEAT AND OCTOPUS

I'd still take this over a fucking spider

Haachama is single-handedly reviving my favorite "yamero" threads from /ck/, but in video form. I love her.

>>581146
The chocolate is going to set in the tube before she can squirt it.

Not even in screencapped /ck/ threads this is acceptable.

This is some kino levels of shitposting. i just love her at this point, i think i developed stockholm's

>>581169
>bush
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

You will accept her valentines choco, right /vt/?
Right?

>cooking really is relaxing
No Hachama only you feel relaxed here.

>>581122
sUSPENSE

>>581179
Tarantulas aren't that bad, this is honestly much worse

>>581188
Is /ck/ watching Haachama Cooking?

>>581169

Humgry

>>580959
maybe not too bad after all

my mouth is watering
>>581169
now its overflowing

she's just poking it....

OH GOD PLEASE STOP

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>581234
/ck/ here, 2 nukes weren't enough.

>Haachamas family gets to eat her Valentines Crocodile

It's not fair bros...

Oh my fucking god...

>Chocolate. Chocolate with crocodile. This is what Haachama cooking is made of. Okay, confident moment.

You ARE donating to Haato's doctor bills, r-right?

You know, it looked pretty damn good before the... chocolate.

>>581270
>proceeds to put chocolate
ok i take that back

Dear god, make it STOOOOPP.

Guys I just finished my dinner and there is a cooking stream what's up?

Shitpost in meal form

>Nanka chigau!
That fucking blob of chocolate

Happy valentines Haachama!

>>581335
h-happy valentines guys?!

>Haby Balentine Day!

hacha macha ma cha

>>581315
The explosive diarrhea this'll result in will turn it into a literal shitpost

>>581335
She made it with love

>>581303
What do u mean its itadakiedible

Kino incoming

OH GOD OH FUCK HAATO's awake

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE COOKING???

HAATO CAME BACK AND HAS TO EAT THIS SHIT

DONT EAT IT HAATO

I mean, it's a decent photo I guess...

>>581335
10/10 Aussie cuisine

THE PLOT THICKENS

Haato gets the honor of eating

>>581404
Random poo smears

how is she still alive

I guess Haato fainted when she saw that monstrosity

looks so good

Oh christ

She... she isn't actually going to eat this right?

Okay that looks like something out of hobo motel

>itadakimasu

>>581504
Live on stream my nigga.

I hope she isn't fucking plans to eat that

a waste of good meat

god I love it when she's enthusiastic

I love this deranged psycho

>>581504
she always eats it. She's puked on stream before

she's really good with cutlery for an asian

No shit it tastes like chicken

>will not partake in the pepelone
>but this is fine

>>581540
>She's puked on stream before

Yeah but that was from extremely spicy noodles

>Haachama knocked out Haato

dont eat the foot
dont eat the foot
dont eat the foot

>>581540
>>581562
And it was strangely arousing. Or am i the only one?

>>581568
I have missed Haachama

>>581571
>Inb4 she eats it with it's nails

>>581562
It wasn't because of the noodles, she puked because she ate and drank a bunch of garbage along side it

Is she actually enjoying this shit

I mean, that's not the worst episode, spicy crocodile meat isn't that creepy (probably tastes like spicy chicken), and putting chocolate on meat is something some gourmet retard would do...

>>581568

>>581549
she's studied in Australia

What is the Akai sauce?

>>581585
Based gerochad
Puke is the most patrician of fetishes.
Up there with panty popping.

YUMMY YUMMY

Y U M M Y Y U M M Y

The croc actually looks tasty, kinda like chicken.
I'm more disgusted by mixing it with chocolate

>>581605
because croc/gator is the best game meat out there

I am mortified

>>581622
>What is the Akai sauce?

Literally red sauce. That's the name.

>Yummy Yummy

>RIP Coco

Ripu coco

SHES GOING FOR THE FOOT

Coco...

>>581571
It's too late for compromise

>dragon hand
>RIP Coco
dear god

She is going for the paw!

yabai yabai

Nonononononooo

SHES FUCKING GONNA EAT THE FOOT AAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK OFF

Is this a fucking hand???

SHE EATS THE FOOT

THE FUCKING FOOT

WITH SCALES AND ALL

>YUBIIIIIII

yubi yubi

The yubis...

Thank you for the sacrifice crocodile. Rest knowing you were eaten on a kino cooking stream.

God I love this crazy retard so much

SHE ATE THE SKIN!

>>580912
>croc meat? Fuck not sure how that taste like.

Chicken. I know it's a meme that everything tastes like chicken, but reptile meat is almost all fast twitch fibres and that's what chicken meat is.

yubi yubi

She knows just how fucking disgusting she is by eating this she's fucking laughing

>your hands will never be peeled of their skin by an autistic japanese grill with split personality
life isn't fair

How long until she hunts and eats the most dangerous game of all?

I love croc meat but with chocolate, I dont fuckin know man.

chama pls don't play with the food

>>581169
That is the best bush I have ever seen in my life.

>>581729
I mean chickens were T-rexes what I have been told

>>581729
Aves are reptiles tho

>>581744
She ate dragon, gorilla is up next.

>>581741
why even live

>admires how cool the foot is only after trying to pull it apart

>>581744
She already tried that and youtube nuked the stream almost instantly

>patting the dead croc's paw

>>581744
>>581770

>She's gonna eat all animal based Holos

>>581623
I can get into the latter, but puking is out of my territory.

>>581744
shark? Shark meat is banned outside of icelandic cured sleepers.

I'm cancelling my membership right now

That gao was really cute.
>>581762
Yes but normoids get very angry about it because muh warm-blooded somehow means they aren't reptiles.

>>581795
Shark fin soup is good shit

>>581797
Nah you don't

>>581744
>this week on haachama cooking: long pig

>>581809
WHO?

>>581809
We feel you Anya.

It's not even a real knife

She's fucking eviscerating the meat trying to cut it

>>581816
Fuck you, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you.

>>581795
I've eaten shark meat in Norway though

>>581846
>t. Gura

>>581809
Based and Bigredheartpilled Chammers asserting dominance over every single one of her juniors by cooking and eating apex predators on stream. I hope she gets some bear next, but that's probably harder to source on her side of the globe.

She's going to end up eating a Horse's head in like 3 months

Well at least she's not wasting any meat

>>581744
Depending on the circumstances, you can technically eat human.
Say you get a limb amputated and local law lets you take the limb home with you, you can legally eat it, or let others eat it.

So who's gonna give up some yubis for Haachama

>>581820
Onions greenchama.

>>581875
she should try sheeps head, that's pretty good.

Why does literally every meat taste like chicken?

>>581875
>>581902
pig head is good too

>"Happy valentine!"

Awww.

>>581816
You're no better than chinksects

>>581867
>hope she gets some bear next
heard from a collegue who's a hunter that it's not very tasty so I'm sure she'd love it

>>581875
pig and sheep brains are pretty good

>>581840
Would you trust Haachama with a real knife?

>>581902
WATAME NOOOOOOOO

>>581875
how long until she eats human meat?

Bros how can a girl eating a crocodile covered in chocolate, skin included be so dang cute...

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