/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>58054289
KIKI LVOE!

hamha!

>>58054289
schedule

KIKI CUTE, CUTE!!!

dont 4get

i glove gigi

>>58054543
cute

>>58054493
yeah that as a base is good enough, just needs some kinda touch to it to make it not just a clip

>>58054609
>>58054324

it was fun watching footy with you champs and kiki, i gotta return to the wage cage now for a little while

Kiki Love!

>>58054543

>>58056093
AAA I LOVE THE GIGI GAME

i agree with beebs next league we should start with an introductory hype like vtwbg just now

>>58056644
It wasn't a fully introductory one, they were spoofing off of holox's secret organization stuff. I think the template was reference to some spy movie or other.

>>58056093
the reverse game
>don't get found by gigi or face rape

it's such a shame that Kiki's womb is empty
I will fill it up to the brim myself

>pumping lots of little friends to visit her lonely eggies

>>58056644
we could have one and play it if we have no hype

kiki glove or kiki hat?

>>58057761
kiki grape

I want to have kiki sitting in my lap and occasionly pissing becuase I keep giving her drinks and not letting her get off my lap

>>58058169
weirdo

wise rab say
wife pissing on lap only warms you for a while
but warms your heart forever

>>58058329
a little pee warms a rab for a little
a peepee inside veevee warms rab forever

>>58058278
imagine squeezing her tummy like a water bottle and more comes swishing out

i guess i should get back to waging myself. hope gigi sleeps a tiddly wink or two

How much did she gush when she beat the statue of Liberty bridge level?

>>58056093
>>58054543
i cant find her...

Hi Champs, hi Kiki. I haven't been able to catch a stream or participate in breads for many days now. Hope you're all doing well and being humble. I haven't been away like this in over a year and it sucks more than I imagined it would.
I hope Kiki doesn't think I've left.
Anyway, see you all around sometime.

i just noticed the double bake... kek

>>58059427
good luck with whatever shit you're up to champ

kiki may end up scoring 0 goals this season...

>>58059427
I've been there champ, believe in the rabb that believes in you and hopefully you can come back soon

>>58059770
she will score with me

>>58059072
just look inside your heart

kiki fw she's force to eat baloney

>>58060790
shes so happy...

>>58061498
She’s having a seizure, guess I’ll have to perform cpr

>>58059427
shit happens, and life gets busy, in times of need we should all remember the /pyon/ song

>>58060790
kiki loves baloney so much

>>58060790
gigi enjoys bologna

Gigi should do giantess asmr

>>58062399
puff

>>58062399
i would be happy for more ASMR, i think she needs to be in a certain mood for those

>>58062653
gorilla asmr before bedtime rather than in the morning, preferably drunk

I got the impression that Kiki really didn't want to do any more ASMR and didn't want to attract people who liked it (coomers).

>>58062950
but we all are coomers here
also fuck whores who made ASMR into a coomer thing, it's not about that at all

>>58062950
then she should do super secret asmr segments during endurances

>>58062950
kiki doesn't want to attract me...

>>58062950
female logic

>>58063772
that rabbit is kiki, where is her leash

she should do an "asmr" stream where shes just playing a looped running water sound file and call it "[ASMR] PISSING FOR AN HOUR STRAIGHT" while making faces

>>58063827
yes, but instead she is actually pissing

the reason she is not doing ASMR streams might be because she talked about getting a proper mic for that and maybe is waiting for it

>>58063928
yeah it needs to fit in her mouth and be waterproof

>>58063928
imagine the rabbit noises directly reverberating through your skull in high fidelity

my cats go grazy for lunch meat, like the kind of hyper where if you try to hand feed them they'll bite your fingers

did a big ol poo lads

>>58065274
wanna see kiki do an acrobatic goal like that sometime

>>58065274
get this guy on our team

kek that reminds me of little lady shooting at the back of little man. a little spousal abuse

>Kiki thinks I would hate her if we lived together
>I think Kiki would hate me if we lived together
WE ARE

>>58065634
same, it would be a very boring and cuddly life

i'm definitely a home-arguer, i'm not sure her poor little rabbity heart could take it

>>58065689
>cuddly
DYRBI? Lets be realistic here, Kiki is affectionate on stream but in real life she doesn't like eye contact and rarely gets any form of physical affection outside of the occasional mamapyon hug. Physical affection could have the opposite effect on Kiki and stress her out, and lets not forget that sex with a normal sized man would probably be outright dangerous for her tiny body nevermind painful.

>>58066174
she'd also keep doing random shit which is cute when we hear about it but when it keeps happening there will be wrong moments. she'll be doing something weird and i'd be "goddamnit kiki not right now i need to shit"

>>58066174
>mimimimimi
Imagine having managersan try to control your home life with Kiki too, fug me

>>58066174
>with a normal sized man
its halfling champs time to shine!

>>58066174
>Kiki is affectionate on stream but in real life she doesn't like eye contact and rarely gets any form of physical affection outside of the occasional mamapyon hug.

and im comfortable not always showing physical affection. if it was me with her it would go more like "kiki look at this bouquet of flowers i picked from nature. they are almost as beautiful as you though..." "champy oh my god thats wonderful let me put it right next to the mugs! what a good champarampalampa"

>>58066332
I'm thinking more of dealing with her having a meltdown and saying she hates you and getting really upset with you for multiple days, and having the fortitude to not doom spiral yourself and keep loving her unconditionally despite all of that and being there when she comes around a few days later and things go back to normal. And you won't get a sheepish apology or anything like that, things will just go back to normal and you'll both have to forget about it.

That's how it is when you're family.

>>58066555
oh yeah im used to that. just recently something similar happened with my sister and me.

>>58062950
>she doesn't want to attract coomers
I think it's a bit too late for that

>"I am not a coomer"
>

>>58067785
let me translate from kikinese. she wants dedicated only kiki coomers rather than tourist coomers

>>58068237
Let me translate from woman. She wants her cake and to eat it too.

what am i eating today pyon? the best numbers will dictate

>>58068945
maccies, I forgot to get mine today ;(

>>58068945
something with olives and cheese and pickles because it's all top tier food

>>58068419
It's not a complicated fucking thing m8. This is basic stuff you learned as a kid watching Disney. "Do you love me for me or just my money" the man says. "Do you love me for me or just my pussy" the woman says. Everybody wants to be loved for who they are.

>>58068945
Friday pizzer.

how's the egregore?

>>58068945
sketti

>>58068945
buy some strawberries while you can still get good ones, but if you go to the store and they dont have the nice kind, i want you to cook a chilli or a bolognese

>>58069003
Pcukels are shit black olives are okay green olives are shit and cheese is pretty good

>>58069190
never reply to me again

>>58069190
(Note that my hate for green olives does nod include Gigi olive.)

no one asked but i made a shepherd's pie for the first time in months

>>58069058
our collective tulpa chuuba Kiki is improving her living habbits and is slowly becoming less of a shut-in and more sociable and active

>>58069279
but i did ask, you just didn't hear it

>>58069391
hello, old friend

>>58069450

>>58069391
Soon her transformation into pinki and our ascension into proper coomers will be complete

>>58063066
>Champys cooming over Kiki
good
>Coomers showing up just because they want someone to coom over
bad

>>58069624
pinki died in a tragic explosion never to be seen again

>>58069712
‘Twas but just a metaphor. Truly as tragic as the disappearance of the caterpillar from the cocoon

>>58069712
>tragic
it wasnt that tragic to be fair

pink girl hate

I will succeed in turning Kiki into pink woman or my name isn’t Richard

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMM
weekend begins

my oshi's oshi is pink, so pink good, sometimes...

i hope kiki tells us more about the coffee date with the careworker

im eating chiggen sandwich

>>58071820
i do not believe you, why are you lying?

>>58071820
im eating subway sandwich

>>58071820
>>58071901
samefag schizo

>>58071820
chiggen burger*

>>58071941
anon it's 2 different IPs...

>>58072045
stop replying to bait

>>58071741
i can't believe kiki got to experience what its like tasting coffee for the first time that doesn't taste like shit

>>58070921
hamha!

you will now have a nice day

i sneezed in the general direction of my cat then we had a minute long staring contest

>>58073512 (me)
we played round 2 and she lost again, dumb cat

>>58073448
Thank you magekiki

>>58073448
i already was

>>58073512
you just signed your death warrant champ, be sure to lock your bedroom door at night

>>58075142
who the fuck has locks on their bedroom doors? is this why my kiki keeps escaping?

how was your day champs? plans for the weekend? up to any pyon related reps?

>>58075712
ive been keeping up with my 'new' hobby of reading loads of history books that i havent dont since i left school if that counts, and it will be family mostly as usual for the weekend. i did do some lifting if that counts as a pyonject though

>>58075712
>how was your day champs?
breddy good but nothing special happened
>plans for the weekend?
nope
>up to any pyon related reps?
nod really

>>58075304
it keeps the monsters out while you sleep

>>58075712
Going out to sea all day tomorrow so got 2 days worth of shitposting out of my system and downloaded some kiki vods maybe today’s too? to listen to on the ride out and back

>>58075712
Got the wrong RAM for my PC, doesn't fit CPU cooler, so instead of spending the weekend installing Linux I'll be waiting for more RAM in the mail.

>>58076707
what distro you going with

>>58076960
I usually run Arch but this time I was thinking of being brazen and trying Fedora Silverblue as a daily driver.

>>58077037
i've been using NixOS for the past 5 years as a daily driver, works poifect

>>58076707
just download some in the meantime

>>58075712
i payed for after effects yesteday for the hype video and i think i'm going to play around with it, there are a few video concepts i've wanted to do for a while but couldn't with what i've been using, after effects seems to have everything i need for it though

>>58077972
>paid
champ why the fuck would you pay for an adobe product

i'm gonna put luetin's new wh40k video on cytube while i wage, until we hear from kiki or you guys decide to put something else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foeov6Ahi4Y

>>58078229
Hah, I'm actually reading Mechanicum (Horus Heresy 9) right now in between checking /pyon/. This was the book I originally wanted to read, but autism said I had to read all the books that came before it, and I'm so glad I did because they drop little mentions everywhere that relate to the previous Horus Heresy books.

just shaved my face, feel like a new champy

i wonder how bloodshot kikis eyes are now

>>58079025
do you think she slept?

>>58079095
probably asleep now

>>58079095
she's sleeping right now

gigi slep

>>58079025
shes looking like an albino rab now

Hi, Champs. Done slaving away for the day. My brain is absolutely fried from the past few weeks. Can someone please save me some mental anguish and tell me how many hours from now the divegrass stream will be?

>>58079744
dont ask me, im rabtarded

>>58079744

>>58079908
Ah, fuck. I'll be working, of course. Fucking hell.

>>58078113
i can only use it on my work computer and i'm not gonna use pirated software on that

What have you guys been up to this week? Anything particularly cool get posted or happen? Any VODs I should prioritize? There are more VODs and bread than I can possibly catch up on in the short amount of free time I have this evening.

>>58080684
I suggest the postal streams if you missed those, but dunno nothing specific comes to mind

>>58079744
the vod isnt going anywhere luckily

>>58080684
>>58080744
Yeah Postal was pretty long but they were great streams, I recommend. Train date was also fun

>>58081070
True. I've already had to accept my fate of becoming a vodboy. Still, nothing like getting to watch it live with everyone.
>>58080744
>>58081076
I did see most o the first two Postal streams, partially live and partially VOD. I think those were the last ones I got to watch, now that I think about it.

>>58081232
then you only have 3 vods champ, and they were all great
watch them

>>58080027
Keep pushing, champ. It’ll all be worth it one day

I love my sleepy rabba wife and I hope she's fucking out like a light, her body completely paralyzed in the depths of DEEP SLEEP, fluttering into dreams of ordering coffee at a cafe, out so hard that not even pissing herself could wake her up. Her entire body tasked with healing and maintenance.

>>58081405
seconding

>>58081298
Wait, what the fuck. You're right. I swear there were more streams than this.

>>58081298
still nearly fourteen hours total kek I guess I'll do the train museum date tonight.

>>58081801
could be 7 if you run at 2x speed

>>58081850
I can only do that for dull, unimportant videos. I can't speed through Kiki.

>>58081850
why would you want less kiki

>>58081850
Worst idea. Personally, I listen to kiki at 0.5 speed even live

>>58080684
we had a fun thread hashing out the hype video for our last divegrass game, that was kinda fun if you like to follow along /pyon/jects, the date stream was great too if you missed that

>>58082396
that sounds interesting, I'll go find that bread then

i dont say it but im glad im here and i like talking to you guys. the focus is kiki but it wouldn't be the same without some of the champs here.

>>58083361

>>58083361
Likewise

>>58083361

>>58083361
Same here
Without Champbros there'd be no Kiki
I cherish the champs that gave Kiki her chance to shine

>>58083361
champy love, no homo

I'm sorry I really only love Kiki, I don't even love myself.

Did I miss divegrass? I just dropped making dinner to come here and share an in-the-moment realization of what would make a pretty good song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yopjNWWOz5c

>>58085330
Ashcorp is a Pippa simp

>>58085421
I know. And Pippa likes Kiki. And the song wasn't about Pippa anyways.

>>58085330
>main recurring line is loving the bunny
>Kiki is a lolibaba Christian goil so she almost certainly has nostalgia for the song
>"Just want a plate and a fork and a bunny" feels like a wink-wink to /meat/

i swear my nails grow faster these days

>>58086101
more free snacks

>>58084899
you don't need to love yourself, but learning to accept who you are is an important step in that direction. i get into the slump of self degradation and self hate sometimes still but thankfully i have many more reasons to stay around nowadays so i dont indulge in those intrusive thoughts. bonus points for the >i really only love kiki

>>58085330
kind of reminds me of the mr grinch song

>>58086101
I feel you.

>>58085330
Part of me cannot believe the original hasn't been parodied as "The Cunny Song".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1eSUsaIugE

>>58086526
Do you know about the Mad Angels?

>>58087555
NOT SO LOUD DUDE

im horrible at buying food for myself, give me some ideas for good snack food to get, what do you like?

>>58088551
Anything that's "whole" and not "processed". Fresh fruit is my current favorite. Nuts are good too but personally they sit kinda heavy in my stomach. Raw veggies like carrots and celery. You can just boil a bunch of eggs and keep them in the fridge and eat one.

today i decided to treat myself to garbage expensive corner store snacks and i found myself pondering if i really needed to waste money on it, and then it made me think about Kaiji.. i wanna watch it again, probably one of my favourite series

>>58090171
the manga continues being great... fuck this gay earth why are they pumping out all this junk anime but no s3 kaiji...

>>58090171
its just one beeru... i read the manga but i agree what a great series.

>>58076438
cool, you going fishing or anything like that? i always wanted to visit the ocean

>>58091559
(nta) the thing that always stuck with me after going inot the ocean was how salty is really is... when you are swimming in it and it gets on your face it is uncannily salty

>>58091559
have you never been to the ocean?

I miss kiki. nini

>>58092798
me too, nini

>>58092798
>>58092875
Nini champys, may you have rabbity dreams

>>58092798
>>58092875
Same. Wanted to stay up for a bit longer and enjoy my small bit of freedom but I'm passing out in my chair. Work is in seven hours anyway, so goodnight.

>>58092727
>i have always wanted to visit

>>58093315
I went back in June and I saw a rabbit as I was walking over to the beach

>>58093574
Why was this right side up when I looked at it in my PC but it got rotated when I posted it here what the fug

>>58093574
i wonder what a wild rabba eats near there. beach food scraps? twigs? do they catch fish?

>>58093574
look at em trying to be a cactus

>>58092727
no i live about as far away from the ocean as anybody can be

>>58090366
i heard people who like Kaiji rec One Outs too, think it's sports related, i've only watched a few sports anime and they've all be surprisingly good

>>58095876
yes i'd recommend that. had no idea about baseball and i understood it well enough

>>58095876
its more like akagi but baseball rather than kaiji tho

>>58097701
at least baseball is kind of easy to understand

>been wanting to ask something for a pyonject but there's no way to go about it without people getting the wrong idea

>>58098708
hey what’s the big idea, wise guy?

>>58098708
well out with it then!

>>58098708
I'm sure it's fine

>>58098708
no champ, you can't have my dick pics to make kiki a playgirl calendar for her birthday

what the heck are we gonna do for a week without gigi

>>58099636
the same thing we always do, be rabbits

>>58099636
you’re gonna stream for us in your best Kiki cosplay and voice

>>58099636
nofap to suprise her with a big load of champs champa

really cool fish tank

>>58101042
awww cute

Kiki Pyon-pyon LOVE!

>>58102308
her twitter description is still fucked, all in one line rather than separate

>>58102503
oh I thought that was intentional

knikni pnyon-pnyon

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1700381689158234578

>>58103477
very nice rab

>>58103477
make sure to enjoy the architecture, have a fun time cunnbunn

>>58103477
sounds fun, hope you have a nice time

nini rabbers, I sleep now

>>58102503
looks normal to me

>>58104296
ni

>>58104353
was messed up a bit ago, guess she fixed it

>>58104499
they do call her a fixin' rab
she puts on her little rabbit overalls and grabs her little rabbit toolkit and fixes things around here

>>58104499
yep she fixed it
>>58103477
thats nice, enjoy and tell us all about it

>>58105039
HOW DOES SHE DO IT??

>>58105039
kiki naked in overalls!
sweaty and exhausted after a days work!

>>58105039
But can she fix me?

>>58105573
you are fixed, awawamen

>>58103477
that sounds exciting, i'm in a museum kind of mood too lately too, it's been over a decade since i last went

i'm starting to drift.. need kiki to tuck me in

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1700405467963646052

>>58107822
I often eat eggs on toast as well

been cooking them over-easy lately and while tasty its quite messy

>>58107822
sounds nutritious! i wonder what fruit

>>58108099
pickle

>>58107919
I have it in a bowl with rice or toast to soak up the yolk

>>58107822
happy snaggletoof

nini pyon, i played entirely too many video games today, see you tomorrow

>>58109204
nini

>>58109204
nini champ

>>58109204
Nini

this is my farmer wife, say something nice about her

>>58110242
Uoh. Sex.

>>58110242
I'd like to plough her field and sow my seed if you know what I mean.

>>58110242
https://youtu.be/V9pVJDL2J1Y?feature=shared

I love this woman with all my heart.

>>58110242
sex in the fields, a country girl makes do

goo morning, i was awoken before my time and now I feel dead

>>58111901
mornin'

Gigi I glove

>>58099636
distance something something make the hearts grow founder

>>58099636
prayer
I will maginę she will post on twitter and maybe vocaroos

>>58114109
I imagine*

I do want some vocaroos again now and then.. Just hearing the underwater laptop microphone and just her talking about littleman's distinguished buttfluff or whatever.. I kno she's streamed on the regular but the vocaroos just feel a bit more personal these days.

Yesterday I watched an entire video that had a snake in it and I didn't look away. Soon I will have no more fears left except the fear of losing Kiki.

>tfw you will never have a seal to give belly rubs

it's caturday

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN good morning

>>58117262
this is a rabbit thread, please dont post offtopic images

>>58117262
wrong it's bunnurday

Goo morning

champs please pick ONE
1069
F3iod
F332
E64X

>>58122918
E64X

>>58122918
the other one

Good morning, Champs and Kiki. Off to wage for the 22nd straight day now, I think. Nice sunrise this morning, though.

>>58123977
Looks like a promising day. Good luck champ

I had fun today with my brother and dad
but I didn't sleep at all last night
not tired now so idk if I should sleep or nod really

I am gonna do the hype thing tomorrow
so far it goes
>"don't say it" clip
>pngs of /jidf/ members on goblins with their sign at the door
>maybe interject with some jewish tricks flashbacks
that's all I got
if anyone wants to contribute literally anything please do so

>>58126914
remember to start with the "don't say it" part so the tic isnt in

bu?

>>58128335
nhammed

>>58128335
i wish bunnies said "bu bu bu" and that's why they were named as such

>>58129160
they say cunny a lot and it rhymes with bunny

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1700502338149208352

>>58129460
you can do anything you want rabba, even sit on my face

>>58129460
Proud of you rabba

>>58129460
I'm really glad you had a good day.

>>58129460
well done rabba, postal sounds nice tommorow

>>58129460
glad you had a nice day

>>58130090
pomf

I feel it, I feel it coming, indeed, it's time to unload a huge shitlog into the toilet
it's fucking shitting time boys

>>58131174
you have one week. go.

no divegrass stream then I guess?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMcKu6RVHys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMcKu6RVHys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMcKu6RVHys
womb

>>58131469
we are not playing today and she was up early
no way she can last more than 2-3 games max

@bunnyonvt
https://twitter.com/shouldhaveanima/status/1700513903695024432

>>58133147
ham hahhhhh~

goodnight kiki n champs, this was way harder than i thought it would be but(t) it's done.
gotta get up nice and early for kiki to piss on someone elses dad or burn some minorities on the street.
niinii

>>58133779
nini

hello Kiki, meet my cock

I will go play some vidya, please keep my wife safe and entertained

I need kiki

>>58107822
that's a good rabb, hope it doesn't hurt your tummy too bad

>>58122918
1069

>>58129460
that sounds like a good time, i hope we can hear more about it later

>>58133779
sleep well champ

hello good morning everyone, it's going to be a good day today

>>58135404
goo

>>58135160
what are you playing champ? i'll play a little baldurs gate today i think

>>58135542
starfield

>>58135469
>>58119740

i want a kiki foot and shoulder massage

>>58135542
nta but I'm playing AC6. I'm surprised it actually runs fine on my shitty PC. Though I'm a bit grumpy that I had to skip AC4 and 5 because the ps3 emulator is awful

>>58136241
ive had good luck with ac4a on rpcs3, ran better than some parts of 6 did to be fair

bump

bakeeeer

I'll bake

NEW BREAD

>>58138664
>>58138664
>>58138664