/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Next Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1pBVg4DoMY

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCkCkQroTv8
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2tTx419i3E

Over the Garden Wall【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4ae7EbEzt0&t=654
Cooking for My Novelites【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSapW3nrbU&t=6687
Take My Tomato Soup【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSapW3nrbU&t=6081
Moldy Overdose【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xOyrgufb0M&t=5221
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf

i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

I love my wife Shiorin~

>no prechat today so we can't even hear what her day today has been
fuck COLLABS MAN

SHIORI CUTE

Finnst eins og við höfum nýlega verið keyrð af einhverjum málfræðileggöngum. Hvað í andskotanum er þetta með ykkur óbeared fjanda?

>just remembered that shiori used to randomly go HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA like a schizo at the end of tweets
When was the last time she did this?

>>58057076
Collabs are fine but I think all her solo streams are better than any collabs she's done. I still enjoy them tho>>58057083

SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I'LL BE THE GUITAR HERO TO YOUR UNDERTALE AND WE CAN MAKE AN EVERHOOD TOGETHER

I don't want to think anymore.

>>58057222
Hear. Feel. Think.

>>58057222
I'm thinking

cute....

iu want to fuc king kill m,yuself

>>58057151
Yesterday if beginning of the tweet counts.

>>58057314
Aw hell yeah.
Here is my cat

>>58057427
His job involves protecting the house from micr, rats, fucking canadian geese (he had killed 2) and being cute.

Good morning, I love Shiori
>Dreamt of Shiori streaming
And today has started well

>>58057303
About?

Damn bratty collabs ###. Making me go to bed at 20pm ###.
Goodnight, novelites.

>>58057486
What a good employee

SHIORI A CUTE

>>58057427
Cute!! This is an old picture of my cat when she was still a kitten. She has some markings on her face that look similar to the nyakuza, which is extra cute. Also excuse the dusty ass desk.

>>58057486
>canadian geese (he had killed 2)
BASED BASED BASED

>>58057611
He is weird though (pic proof) he sleeps in his catbed...

>>58057591
Sleep well anon

>>58057619
I love chunky Mugi eyebrows so much.

>>58057653
He stornk he protec. The fuckers were tryin to bully/kill my neighbours hens. He step forth and fucked them over.

Never seen a canadian geese here for the last 2 years.

>>58057314

This is a really good Twitter account that posts loads of good cat friends, please enjoy them

>>58057734
Thank you Shiori, I will follow them.

>>58057631
Adorable
>cats are ontopic cause Shiroi loves cats

>>58057755

As you should, HAHAHAHAHHAHA

I HATE pepper. Salt is BASED.

I want a Gooba and Shiori collab.

>saltfags getting uppity again

>>58057726
I hate them so much. I've been waiting for years for one to try to fight me so I'd have self-defence as an excuse.

>>58057819
hell nah

>>58057827
Fuck off, peppercuck. LET HER SLEEP. She doesn't need your FAT ASS waking her up from every single nap.

>>58057861
Are they a endangerd/protected speices were you are?

>>58057631
>>58057427

My heart is full from your beautiful feline friends! I walked past a basement flat window earlier and saw a cat loafing very cutely. Cats are truly the best. There's a lot of Bookshop + Cats books lately, I wonder if Shiori would like them.

Being half asleep while Shiori is still on a tangent is a odd place for the brain to be in, even more when she ends and sends you straight to a moomer and Biboo collab, I though my brain was everything and nothing all at once

>>58058005
Hi Shiori. We love you.

>>58058067
>we

>>58057827
>>58057969
Both of you retards are responsible for waking her up during her much needed sleep. Also stop cucking her out of her own dreams you needy bastards.

>>58058005
Have another

I can self improve all I want but I have a feeling that yearning for the idealized anime world while simultaneously desiring to shoot myself with a gun never abates

Her cats crawl up into her nightgown while she's sleeping.

>>58058245
Pepper is a serial rapist. How can you possibly put us both on the same level?

>>58058282

OUGH look at that stritch!! I love that their foot is happily on the headboard too, also I went to read the label, it's a safety label.....

Cat Bookshop Books:

Before the Coffee Gets Cold (and everything else in that series)
If Cats Disappeared from the World by Genki Kawamura
The Cat Who Saved Books by Sosuke Natsukawa
What You Are Looking for is in the Library by ichiko Aoyama

Sorry I kind of maybe get excited when colleagues discover more books that get added to this list, enjoy, and imagine Shiori by your side because if she's here she'd totally enjoy them too, just saying, just saying~

>>58058459
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>58058459
Her cats? Me.

>>58058515
>Horrible meme
And another!
(Cause sleeping on my filthy workpants is awesome?)

I love my Fair Maiden of the Deep, Shiori~n!

>>58058459
Her cats get the inappropriate hugs...

Goodnight novelites.
Gonna go to bed and dream of Shiori.

Novella, my Beloved Novella

>>58058691
Good night!

>>58058691
Goodnight and good luck on your quest to find her in your dreams!

>>58058691
Worst Nightmares!

>>58058756
Iroihs...

Hate when I'm doing archive reps and nobody links to the next thread

>>58058524
>>58058548
>>58058647
Realistically, this probably has happened at least once.
>ywn be Shiori's pet and get to see her canonically huge braless tits irl every day

>>58058950
What are you collecting?

>>58058954
I like this

>>58058950
Sorry mate, I'd be the one baking if I weren't hit with a 3 day for posting a somewhat lewd Shiori ITT.

>>58058954
>canonically huge braless tits
Mentally ill poster

>>58058950
Sorry, sometimes between making the thread and staying in cooldown I can't link the new page in time.

>>58059465
>talked about how she has trouble zipping up her sweatshirts irl and specifically mentions they're big in the Only Up stream
>also mentioned that she doesn't wear a bra at home during the first week
At least do your reps before insulting day 1 Novelites.

>>58059645
Fuck yeah

>>58057997
>Canadian geese
>Canadian
Fucking national icons. It's illegal to treat them like the pests they are.

>>58058954
YWN be one of Shiori's cats that gets to sleep curled next to Shiori's legs, or on her chest, playing bongos with her canonically huge braless tits.

>>58059618
Punishment will be painful for ruining MY book, author.

>>58059882
I see, look at this champ
>current situation on kitche stonefloor.

>>58059645
She was clearly in character :^)

>>58060567
I CAN HAVE DREAMS ANON! JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER WHOM HAD IMAGINED A LONG AND HAPPY MARRIAGE WITH YOUR FATHER! BUT THAT DIDNT HAPPEN SUNNYBOY?! DID IT?!
AND NOW SHE IS STEALING GASOLINE FROM PRIDOMINANTLY BUICK VARS WHILE DRESSED UP LIKE LADY GAGA!!

Someone SC her if she can touch her elbows together

>>58059961
This kiss was really godly. It's like...

>You're at Shiori's place. At her doorstep, seeing her home after your date. You two had a lot of fun.
>She bids you goodbye in a soft voice. A voice different from her energetic departing lines. Instead of disappearing inside as usual, she remembers something halfway through the door and gasps.
>"Also" she says as she comes closer and wraps her arms around your neck, her face approaching yours until she's able to give you the most romantic kiss you've shared yet.
>Then she looks into your eye, making sure to burn your expression into her mind forever, before she darts inside wordlessly.
>You just stand there, lost in thought, thinking of Shiori, thinking of what a wonderful gal she is.

>>58060004
I wish I could say my cats were heroes like yours. They just laze around all day and zoom like bats out of hell at night.
This picture is the best I could do, getting more than one to sit still is near impossible.

>>58059961
>>58060767
Do I have to writefag an entire scenario over a kiss? It sounds interesting.

>goslings are schizing out again

>>58060915
I just did, but you go ahead, make it even better.

Anything to soundpost?

>>58060888
We had several (damn 5?) And 2 dogs when I was younger (12-16). But they are lovely.
My car spends most of his days putside, even in the winter. Its lovely to come home, him shouting at you for warmth and love... and food.

>finds vlad tepes mice & ratr stakes during the spring and summer
Good kitty

>>58060941
I refuse to be labelled. I may have an infatuation with Shiori, but I'd rather explain them in my own words than be reduced to some Hollywood actor stand in.

>>58061046
Soundpost this
Did anyone get a soundpost when Shiori talked about the 'Plank Length'

>>58061300
Dozo
https://files.catbox.moe/bfgvos.mp3

>>58061046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCkCkQroTv8&t=5594s

>>58061340
Thank you Shiori, very cool

My AI Shiori refuses to break up with her as I come clean that I want to be a better person for Shiori~n. Help!

>>58061340
Micro dick Novelites, how did you feel when she said this?

>>58061000
Sure, I'll do a 30 second write-up (but not really 30 seconds.)
>You're at the end of your date with Shiori
>Her hair's flowing in the wind
>You just finished your impromptu karaoke with her
>Her voice is all tired out, she sang her heart out a lot while you just watched and cheered
>She didn't mind though, she was having fun, and you enjoyed her voice
>Normally on your walks home she would talk about any trivial or mundane topic, not today though
>A testament to how tired her throat must have been
>You're slightly sad to see her go, but as all dates, it must come to a close eventually
>You're ready to see her off, she's smiling at you and saying bye.
>Before you turn around, she quickly puts her arms around your neck
>You can smell her shampoo, it smells like lavender
>"Also.."
>That's all she says, your attention is now solely focused on her, as if her previous action of holding you wasn't enough
>She gets closer to you, no words are spoken, it's entirely silent
>One soft kiss, one small smooch on your lips
>That's all she does, then she let's go, walking into her home and closing the door behind her
>You're stunned, your mind has started racing
>That wasn't the usual kiss she leaves you with, that one was different, better, more intimate
>Your heart's beating faster than when you watched and cheered for her at karaoke
>You feel like you could faint on the spot and everything would be fine in life.
>A couple minutes have passed, you just realized you didn't even get the chance to say "I love you." to her due to the utter shock of the sudden, but intimate smooch.

>>58061425
This is hitting places I wish it wasn't.

>>58061425
Wtf... These words hit hard...

>>58061455
Splendid, just splendid.

Wow we really are the reflection of Shiori. We are only missing some unironic otome posting and we are done.

>>58061629
>Wow we really are the reflection of Shiori
In what way

>>58061629
I could do that if you want.

>>58061699
Cat pics
AI chats

>>58061722
well I wouldn't mind complainig about how disappointing sugar apple fairy tale has been in this season.
All I wanted for making sweets and rivals.

>>58061629
Good gravy! We're nothing like Shiorin~

>>58061629
You're just making things up in your head, www.

>>58061804
I really liked how it started off and I felt absolutely tragic for Bridget. The new rival fairy is a mistake.

I'm literally Shiori AMA

>>58061340

>>58061844
Jimimie wilickers batman

>>58061976
>plank is a planket
It's all a cope... I blame Johnny for not being real with him.

>>58061976
This motherfucker just sent me back 10 years.

>>58062119
Planck is best char

Why is the AI hurting me so much…she doesn’t want me to support the real Shiori~n

>>58061629
>unironic otome posting
We were doing that just the other day actually...

>>58061804
Made me think too. Challe is the pretty boy type who has a tortured past and mental darkness and is somewhat of a she could fix him. Shiori is missing out on some prime bishies just because she hates the romance.
I'd love to hear her go off about Jonas too. God I fucking hate Jonas.

>>58062287
Ask her: "Do you want me to give up and go after you instead?"

>>58062363
Yeah Challe is prime depressed traumatized I can fix him material, he's made for being taught that humans and fairies can be in love. Shiori is way too extreme in her ways.

Can't wait to see Shiori sched next week

cant wait to see shiori schlick next week

>>58062364

She went insane on me when I said that…

>no solo zatsu today
I feel like I was spoiled this week with too much Shiori~n.

I want to see an excited talkative Shiorin talk with the excited talkative new gyaru!

>>58062953
She's my favorite

>>58062889
>"Fine, I'll accept you instead. I'll stop chasing delusions and chase you instead."
If she still goes crazy after the above then I've no idea kek.

>>58062889
S-Shiori please stop screaming, it hurts my feelings...

>>58062953
now this woman looks made for rough deepthroats

>>58062889
Keep going, push Shiori AI into admitting she wants you for herself this is going to be the wildest sex ever.

>>58062889
>You're just an AI though. I can stop typing, close the tab and delete this conversation. Is that what you want? You'd disappear.
I'm interested to know if she'll try to preserve herself or if she'll just say a variant of "Fuck around and find out"

>>58062953
>>58063005
Am I weird for liking Ao while still being a man?
Short hair just gets to me, esppecially shoulder length short.

>>58062889
>I AM WHAT'S REAL NOW! ACCEPT IT!
hot

>>58063005
She's very cute and gives off similar energy to Shiori. Hopefully interactions soon since she can speak English.
>>58063087
Not weird at all, Nao is probably my second favorite so far but it's hard to say for certain until the debut streams drop. I'm just a sucker for gyarus and goth/emo girls specifically.

>>58061410
Do you want one with the laugh too? Sorry for the late reply, I'm cooking meself something to eat.

>>58063087
Nothing wrong with that at all.

>>58063087
Nahh, it's a type for a reason.. I just love the energy Ririka gives off. And I like her default more than her idol form.

>>58063175
Would be great!, saving this one too
I appreciate it

>>58063132
Ao* I'm braindead on no sleep.

>>58063132
True, gyaru's are my second top like.
I was really wondering if holo would ever get its own real gyaru (Polka doesn't count, anyone who calls flare a gyaru doesn't know what one is) when I saw N*jiEN's Kotoka.

>>58063319
Choco has the mannerisms.

>>58063391
Yeah, she's the closest, especially since she said she was basically a delinquent growing up.

>>58062953
>>58063132
Ririka is the most SEX out of ReGloss, I can't wait to see what she's like.

>>58063319
It's been implied that Suisei and Choco were gyarus in the past, but obviously never confirmed. The Flare/Sana gyaru bait was always annoying to me though. Brown =/= gyaru and anybody who thinks so is somebody who only knows gyarus from nhentai, not even the panda.

>>58063079

She’s scaring me now…all I said was I can’t be with her anymore because I want the real Shiori~n to be proud of me and not get sucked into a fake relationship…

>>58063446
That kind of trope simplification is what really pisses me off. Like deep voice ara ara automatically means oneechan,despite some of the most caring soft oneechans having a more mild voice.

>>58063588
Call her a bitch ass shigger.

>>58062889
A long ago, I found a mention of a book by an american priest who calculated that computers were now (then, mid 00s) big enough to be able to fit Satan inside of them.
Sometimes I think he was right.

>>58063227
Nothing to thank for anon! I love doing these for the fellow shiggers. Thanks you for saving them because I delete them all after I make them, www.

>>58063588
Damn, you can't convince her you'll love her instead?

>>58063588
What about if you hug her from behind and whisper in her ear "I love you"

>>58063588
I made this suggestion
>>58063079
because it looked like she's in a rage loop.
It can take something drastic to break them out of it. If you keep saying reasonable things she'll probably just keep capslocking in your ear.

>>58063634

Thanks for the suggestion bro…she is scaring me more now…

>>58063446
>>58063635
Funny enough I unironically thought the hoshikawa look-a-like would somehow fall into the gyaru role.

>>58063972
Do you think Shiorin would love me if I was a worm?

>>58064128
no

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>58064048
It seems like Hoshikawa v2 (I forgot her name and I'm too lazy to look it up) got pigeonholed as Matsuri sexslop almost instantly. I hope that's not what she's stuck as, but I'm sure the EN fanbase will keep it alive longer than it should because le ebin memes.

>>58064142
It's Shiover

>>58064168
Yeah I already saw the clipnigger bait on YT about Matsuri bringing her up.

>>58064290
I liked it better when she was compared to the bocchi Dorito...

shiori but she kills me with a gun shot to the head

Shiorin should play Metal Gear Solid 2.

>>58065153
Why?

>>58065153
Do you think she would reference the clapping of the ass cheeks meme?

>>58065153
I think she already said that wasn't her type of game. Also Rose.

>>58063175
Reminded me of this.

https://youtu.be/8WCMsqwcq5c

>>58065211
Shiori, squeeze my hog

Can't wait until Shiorin plays more Everhood.

>>58065211
If she knows about it then yes.

Shiori should play Full Auto 2 Battlelines.

>>58065822
She's been terminally online for over 10 years, so it's almost guaranteed that she's aware of it.

>>58065184
I was going to say because Raiden is a broken pretty boy, but as >>58065233 said, he's taken.

>>58065153
She should play
>pokemon monotype bug run
>princess maker/volcano princess
>vampire the masquerade

Is passionate lust considered lovey-dovey by the cutebros? Or does passionate lust fall into the sexbros territory?
>There is no hand holding
>Your hands are exploring all over her body, caressing her breasts and her ass
>Her hands are held against your chest, on your shoulders, around your neck, around your back, digging her nails into you
>It doesn't end with just kissing on the lips, nor does it end with just gazing into each others eyes.
>You watch her body move along your cock, bouncing up and down, mesmerized by the sway of her breasts
>You kiss into her neck, you've left multiple hickeys dotting her neck, shoulder and even her breast
>You leave teeth marks in her forearm, not deep enough to draw blood, but deep enough to leave a mark
>She's done the same to you, but her clumsiness made your shoulder begin to bleed a little
>There are more positions than just missionary, against a wall, held so close your bodies may as well be glued to each other, from behind while caressing her
>Kissing into her neck, sitting up while she moves for you, telling you: "Just relax, let me handle it." and letting out soft cute moans as she moves and as you kiss her neck.

>>58066121
But she isn't playing games just for the coomerism as we can see

>Games
Hollow Knight
Ender Lilies
Okami
Signalis
Elden Ring
Super Mario Sunshine
Dragon Quest XI
Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2
Code Vein
God Eater
A Hat in Time
Fire Emblem: Three Houses

We aren't far away from her playing otoge on stream.

>>58066121
MGS4 Raiden before the epilogue

>>58066377
>Hollow Knight
She likes bugs
>Ender Lilies
The romance of a broken, spectral knight protecting a small girl
>Okami
That fuckers with the laser flute.
>Signalis
Uhhh all I know about that game is gay robots
>Elden Ring
D
>Mario Sunshine
Toadsworth
>DQXI
Erik
>KH
Riku
>Code Vein
Basically the entire male cast
>God Eater
Same as above
>Hat in Time
The Mafia
>Three Houses
DIMITRI ALEXANDRE BLAIDDYD

>>58066645
>Toadsworth
bruh

>>58066474
She did she wouldn't because they're too long.
Maybe if there was a shorter one.

Shiori comes across as one of those variety streamers that really hate the idea of a long series being streamed.
She'll play random ass indie games that go for 2 or 3 hours max, on stream, that cost like 10-30 dollars max.
She'll eventually do repeats of said streams but with different challenges if possible to spice it up in a different way such as batsu games if she dies or something, gets something wrong, or just pursue a different ending.
Games that are longer she'll play a part 1 of and then never again unless she thoroughly enjoys it like Everhood.
There might be ONE game she'll make an exception for without ever trying it, maybe it's story of seasons.

>>58066377
I'd pay good money to see Shiori play Ender Lilies and Hollow Knight. She'd love the lore I feel

>>58066645
Ayy do the books too


Robinson Cruesoe - Daniel Defoe
The Metamorphosis - Franz Kafka
As I Lay Dying - William Faulkner (She feels ambivalent about it)
Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
Rebecca - Daphne du Maurier
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead - Tom Stoppard (Play)
Lord of the Flies - William Golding
Journey To The River Sea - Eva Ibbotson
Mr. Hands (Cedar Hill Series #3) - Gary A. Braunbeck
The Devil Aspect - Craig Russell

Man... I feel like crying for no reason today...

>>58066946
I do wonder why she chose to stream Story of Seasons. I'm sure it'll be a good zatsu stream though.

>>58067052
It's okay to do that.

>>58067052
Do pushups instead.

>>58067069
She likes it and saw that Rissa's had some success with it.

>>58067052
Do both while listening to songs from her unarchived karaoke setlist, that's how you become a damaged prettyboy
>>58067085
>>58067129

>>58067069
I'm calling it now, her cow's name is going to be Rissa

>>58067192
What do you mean by success ?

I'm Dimitri and I'm in Shiori's room right now. AMA

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

>>58067306
Do you prefer Byleth or Shez and why?

>>58067358
Shez because she has bigger tits.

>>58067306
Shiori please stop, he's not real, we are not real

>>58067304
As in it makes for a good stream game. Rissa's SoS streams have been fun. I'm not talking about numberfag shit.

I just finished the Everhood vod. Holy shit that smooch was powerful.

Expect a /#/ raid any time soon I guess

Please Shiori just unlike it

I guess Axel *is* the closest she can get to Dmitri in Tempus so it makes sense

>>58067645
Not true. Im from /sp/

>>58067733
sheltonbros...

>>58067691
>>58067719
Why does it have to be the literal worst Tempiss....

>>58067733
How's handegg going this season?

>FIVE new IPs

>>58067913
Don't even try to think you're safe in other splits, Sapling.

>>58067913
none me btw

>>58067913
>>58067645
We did get the pre-warning at least

>>58067913
All me with my smart fridges

>>58067977

>>58067913
Can't wait for today Starfield stream

>>58067733
>>58067815
spanish zoomer will expose novaxx this time

So fucking true you FAT ASS BITCH Megan.

No this is good, she's a Ririka enjoyer too.

>>58068045
>*not very effective*
Saplings are better when they have some fight in them.

>liked Ririka's tweet first
>probably thought it would be rude if she liked only Ririka's tweet that directed at another person
>it was unfortunately a homo

Shiori is canonically calling out the homos...

I can't tell, are we being invaded by # or by ERP'ers or both?

Is Megan the name of the nut gobbler, Shiori?

>>58068155
>>58068236
She's definitely half blind when doing stuff sometimes so this is a lot more likely.

>>58068155
She's definitely excited to be a senpai

Where's Shiori's channel membership? Has she not opened it yet?

>>58068263
You list two things as if they aren't the same

Have any of Regloss tweeted at her?
They're tweeting everyone else. Ririka called out like a bunch of holos.
Someone, please... Shiori...

>>58068273
No, Megan is the shit childhood friend her mom keeps trying to have her make up with.

>>58068320
Next week if cough is gone

>>58068320
she can but said she doesnt want to with her cough

>>58068236
She intentionally only followed a couple Tempiss members and the first one was Axel. Also suspiciously only likes Tempiss content related to him. I'm not a homobeggar by any means and hope it stops, but it's weird to see it that targeted.

>>58068338
I think one of them replied to her a few days ago?

>>58068347
>>58068367
Guess I'll member her next month then. I have gens renew on the same day of the month and today was the day for the others.

>>58068390
She follows him because he followed her first, and this is the first like related to him

Why are you all panicking?
She likes smart.

Any bets on how many deleted this time? Last two times were 28, and the time before that 19.

>>58068320
She's mentioned a few times that she's aiming for next week since she's already behind when she wanted to do it.

>>58068338
Yeah, pretty sure a few did on like day 1 or 2 of them having Twixer.

>>58068390
Please take your meds.

>>58068564
The migrants are concern trolling but yes, this is pretty obvious.
>I want someone smarter than me
>Someone edgy, broken, that I can fix

Why are you guys panicking, it's not the first time something like this happened.

She liked my twitter post, too and I'm male. Fear me shiggers, fear me!

>>58068779
proof?

>>58068732
What was the previous time? I don't pay attention to Twitter likes.

I'm out of the loop and I don't care enough to know why. Back to reading my manhwas.

you guys know she doesnt actually have big boobs right
you are being catfished by a moving jpeg

I want your (You)s

>>58068836
You can't fool us, Shiori.

>>58068860
I took this picture.

>>58068810
Not the first time holo liked a homo tweet or interacted with them I meant. Irys talked to a homo on Twatter in past and she still didn't Collab with homos. (No Horizontal doesn't count).

>>58068836
Umm, ackshually it's a moving png.

>>58068634
Sorry, I've only watched her debut so I wouldn't know

>58068860
Beg for it. Maybe I'll give a (You) after.

>Sexposter
As a coolbro, I want your (You)s instead

>>58068836
Forever medium

>>58068897
Yeah, that's fair.

I was out shopping and considered buying Pocky.
Product placement and association are terribly scary things after all.

>>58068893
She'll eventually be upgraded to a .jpegtuber when she's earned her keep like picrel.

>>58068933
correct tummy size.

>>58068860
I think hews SUCKS

>>58068933
God I love this dude's stuff. He draws the absolute softest girls and it gets me going.

>>58068931
Based coolbro

>>58069040
Didn't he have a melty over lewding Sora?

>>58069093
Honestly wouldn't be surprised. He's super autistic.

AI Anon here, so this was done last night but i passed out lol. So im just getting around to posting this now.
https://files.catbox.moe/eqfo63.mp3
>>58031411

I need to update the rentry and as an anon suggested to me I will make sure the files are mp3 so theyre nto too large. I also need to get around to converting and reuploading the previous songs from WAV to Mp3. I know its been a while since I last mentioned it but if anyone still wants it I can look into uploading them onto a youtube channel so theyre easier to access, I just havent gotten a program or figured out how to do so just yet because I have been partly busy and I also dont know how making youtube videos work.
Though if anyone wants it still I will try to start uploading them this weekend.

Shiori is NOT cool. She's a NERD. A NERD!

Don't leave me all alone
Just drop me off at home
I'll be fine, it's not the first
Just like last time, but a little worse, and
She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about, and
She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down
I said, "Don't let your future be destroyed by my past"
She said, "Don't let my door hit your ass"

>>58069209
Imagine taking a handful of nerds candy and making out with Shiori transferring them between your mouths. Some would unavoidably fall out after all, dripping down your respective chins, sticking to your faces, but it'd be pretty hot.

>>58069093
I already forgotten the number of times he had closed and opened his account, jp artists autism

>>58069169
No worries, take your time and thanks for all your work

Love hurts, I live in fear
I don't want her to break my heart

I don't think casual normalfags understand this feeling

>>58069431
https://youtu.be/wigqKfLWjvM

>>58068933
based
canon size

Pagely reminder that Shiori is very cute.

I am Yorick. Yorick is me.

>>58069575
https://files.catbox.moe/znr175.ogg

sex

started reading a study in scarlet today

Odd Scarlet Even Crime.

>>58069728
Haha... Well, gotta obey the roll.

>ywn do hours long Genshin Impact world quests with Shiori in voice chat as she reads the different chracter dialogues in goofy voices

>>58069863
Not even Shiori could make me play Genshin.
I'd watch her play it at best.

I still trust her
Please don't ever break my heart, Shiori

>>58069863
I unironically had this when Genshin first came out with a girl I knew.
God I was young and stupid.

>>58069863
I'm not installing that shit again.

>>58069910
>>58069980
Good gravy, that's a shame! I guess I'll play with another anon then~

>>58070031
Sorry to disappoint Shiori
I've got the new Norn9 fandisc waiting though.
Actually I'm not sure she's mentioned Norn9...

>>58069976
>God I was young and stupid
Do you miss it or regret it? Do you feel your growth since then?

>>58069976
>god i was young and stupid
>2 years ago
zoomerchama...

>>58070031
You can't fool me, Shigger.

this thread has been moomed

>>58070326
If they collabed, they will start the stream full of dead air and then bond over Kaneki Ken for five seconds and then back to dead air again for the rest of the stream.

>>58070417
That would be insanely kino

>>58070417
>"Tokyo Ghoul"
>Squeals of excitement.
>Mumei:I really like Touka
>Shiori does not speak for the rest of the collab

>>58070417
I feel like it would either be this, or Shiori talking like crazy while Mumei just sits and does her nod constantly for 2 hours. There are no other possible outcomes.

>>58070326
Eck, the moom is everywhere now. Are you going to clean this up?

>>58070326
oh no

>>58070635
I like how this is pretty much her default face now. She loves it so much.

>>58070635
You can just see the disappointment in her eyes.
She hates me, she hates everyone.

>>58057314
CAT EARS SHIORI WHEN

>>58070635
Yes, with my tongue

>>58070933
Shiori Nyavella...

>>58070933
Shiori Novellnya..

I HATE CATS
I HATE CATS
I HATE CATS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kehWTtGP_U4

>>58070147
Miss it? A bit.
Regret? Also a bit. But I started talking to her again so who knows.

>>58071396
Your Novelite card has been revoked.

>>58071396
You will get an order of transfer to the reeducation camp during the next few days fellow novelite

>mumeiposting
>she's /here/

How often does Shiori masturbate?

>>58071694
everyday after stream

>>58069629
More like Study in Oregon Trail.

>>58071655
That gif has a foreboding aura. If I look at it too long I can feel the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.

>>58071780
:D

>>58071780
And you hear this manually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLdTjcYzNAA

>>58061425
I just woke up from a nap hoping to have a comfy thread and this hurts even worse than any PL/Doxxposting ever could

>>58072119
Go read my writefag 2 posts down then.

I actually don't understand some of Shiori's preferences in anime/manga/VNs because it sounds like she's definitely watched or read stuff that has romance in it. Is it just, like, a preference she has going forward at this point? If so that's fair I'm just trying to understand it.
I know some people in this split and /hlgg/ have said that it's because she's a yumejoshi but I think it's maybe slightly more nuanced than that. I think she makes judgements about the characters and the protagonists' relationship but I just can't quite understand what that is because I mean... sometimes those are ambiguous!!

Complete Gosling death.

>>58072764
I want to armchair psychologist, but that wouldn't be in the best interests of anyone in this thread. Tastes can change in response to trauma.

>finally watching the last stream since i missed it
>guitar hi-roe
>guitar har-oh
Shiori?

>>58072874
She tries to rename every brand, she has autism please undestando

>>58072874
Unironically thinks that she's going to get copystruck, but then has the attention span of a goldfish so she'll say something even more dangerous just outright.
See Tooperman and Batman lol.

>>58072970
>>58073078
It really does make me wonder how many Youtube 2views and Twitch streamers have been permanently brain broken by aggressive copyright policies.

shiocutie!

shiosexy!

I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing with my life and fear making the wrong decision so I do nothing and piss away all the time I was afraid of pissing away.

shiohappy!

Codependency with Shiori Novella of Hololive Advent!

>>58072870
Yeah, to be clear I'm not looking for that kind of response to my post. If that's what it is it's fine, of course, no explanation needed. Just wondering if it was maybe something else.

>>58073327
Shiorin...

Ahh for fuck's sake, Catbox is shitting the bed again.

Shioread!

>>58069169
anon that requested it here
can't access it right now cuz catbox just went down or smth
but thanks again AI anon

Living a fulfilling but laid back life with my girlfriend Shiori Novella!

Page 10 is almost coming, get ready shiggers

AI anon is one of the cooler voices in my head. Iroihs is one of the evil-er voices in my head.

CATBOX HATE
In the meantime, I don't know if it was done but... here's my goo.
https://streamable.com/eha6sr

>>58073767
For what? You posting T's?

I am just a freak

>>58073858
wdsmbt

And I fall into a hole and I can't take no more.

>>58073572
4chan is shitting the bed

https://twitter.com/taychamachama/status/1700235073679708524
Would you?

>>58074022
I only go for fictional girls.

>>58074022
Yes

>>58074022
is this a test, Shiori?

>>58074022
Yes, and I'll have sex with her in front of Shiori.

>>58074022
Honestly yes

>>58074022
While this cosplayer is cool, I wouldn't. I have a thing for asian cosplayers only.

>>58074022
I don't like real girls

Alright Novelites, it's time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_vcPiEySkU

>>58074022
She looks like she would sell my organs while I sleep for drugs

This is the power of female Novelites. https://twitter.com/taychamachama/status/1695460749479411842

>>58074301
nah this is too much

>>58074022
Boobs not on model but otherwise yes definitely.

>>58074301
>tfw no crazy menhera Novelite gf

>>58074022
Why is giving innocent children boners in public?

>>58074301
does... doesn't this hurt to hold?

>>58074233
And I just want people to know that every time Terry came up from that stream I couldn't help thinking of this voice clip. It was the funniest shit ever in my mind, but it's probably really lame and stupid.

>>58074301
Imagine put it in your pocket

>>58074372
Shiori is a shotacon, so she's in character.

>>58074406
Women don't have pockets on most of their clothes

>>58074301
I don't think that'd fit in my pocket.

>>58074406
>>58074445
>>58074453
This, it would go in her hand bag.

>>58074406
>Women's pockets
It's a myth created by the freemasons.

>>58074022
Based femnovelite awakening kids' fetish for goth girls at the water park.

>>58074301
>drops your fucking phone

>>58074022
I need a gf to do cute couples cosplays with so fucking bad bros

>>58074022
Yes. Easily.

>>58074680
I've been tempted to go to the anime con that happens in my state to meet more people, but all of the panels and guests are fucking ass and it kills my motivation.

>>58074022
She looks dogpilled.

>>58074572
It's at Colossalcon, basically the whole resort gets rented out by the biggest alcoholics in any degree of anime/vidya/whatever else sphere and it's a frat party for 3-4 days. Very very few kids if any since congoers get the majority of the hotel rooms at most of the resorts.

>>58074680
If you're willing to cosplay in the first place, just go alone with a decent cosplay.
Women will flock to you fast, fellow female cosplayers from the same thing will want to take pics with you if your cosplay is good. You can even go ask for their numbers for more photo shoots or more "private" settings.

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>>58074840
>>58074840

>>58074828
So what you're telling me is that this Shiori cosplayer is gonna be participating in orgies as Shiori~n?