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Hololive Global
>>576456Kiara is almost done right?
this one to make the dogfuckers seethe
This one
>>576461I hope soo, I really need to do my sleep reps
kino incoming.
Why is she so perfect?https://streamable.com/xwlq0f
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wOBwf_vsTw how did we like the new skit, "Help! We'll be Fired!" I thought it seemed overly mean at first until I realized what they were going for
>>578755the whole "what is an idol" and "we choose what kind of idol we wanna be" part is something long time idol fans have been trying to hammer into the heads of people new to idols in this community who keep denying that hololive are idols
>>578345Kaine-shi was total gyaru in this episode, I am falling for her.
Sisters
Mori LOVE
Suisei's new cover is debutinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiUvL-rp1zg
https://youtu.be/LAVJjIu03mA Koronehttps://youtu.be/s97csg-WFN4 Ollie Matsurihttps://youtu.be/FR9VnXOuPhU Marinehttps://youtu.be/KiUvL-rp1zg Suisei Premiere
Tee tee as fuck.
I LOVE ENMA
>>579080>not even KING
Check out this cool new soundpost
Reine!
What did Kiara mean by this?
>>579084Gura isn't walking a leashed giant tarantula. Picture ruined.
I miss her bros
>>579080IKUZOfuck it's 6
AME's FAT SAGGY BRA-LESS BOOBAS!
>Oh it's called fingerblasting?Kiara...
Behold my clownwifes cooking skills.
>>578987The problem is that a lot of westerners think that the whole idol culture is creepy, sexist and backwards so they try to end it.
You will watch /oursnek/ making more friends tomorrow right
>>579092she wants to be like that one morrowind npc that guy replaced
>>579092She's not as good with lyrics as Mori, please understand
>>579087https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEHq0-UTrIchere you go
>>579105Astel ruined all other Apex streams for me
>>579094Why the fuck would she walk a tarantula instead of Miki?
>>579103It's beautiful.
fatcat romance
>>579104How the fuck is a culture where a bunch of people give a woman money sexist? If anything, it's exploiting men.
>>579110He's too powerful. Also fuck APEX.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wOBwf_vsTw
>>579084fuck that's cuteTHEYRE LOVERS DAMNIT
>>579080Fucking like rabbits
>>579102mfw too poorfag for member
https://twitter.com/shiroganenoel/status/1360907535545298944?s=20>I bought "Shiranui Flare Valentine B2 Tapestry" Noel....
Just switched personalities, how was Heart Challenger?
>>579103in literally every screenshot of Polka I've seen posted here she looks high
>>579105I can't wait to see snek and that new edgy metal indie collab someday.
>>579105>budget Ayame, and probably less of a w***e too>violet evergarden from australia with a shirt barely containing her boobsmaybe
Would you eat Polka's Valentine cakes?
NEW SUISEI DUEThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiUvL-rp1zg
>Mikochi 2hr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twYTOgg-oqo>Polkahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca6-2B4dwNo>Nenehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD1GPaIN7P8>Rushiahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRmM5gUS0AA>Lunahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv-u1U7lSyY>Suiseihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiUvL-rp1zg>Marinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR9VnXOuPhU>Koronehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAVJjIu03mA>Choco 1hrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9k8A3XzH68>Reine 2hrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiU1eqAXUMU>Noel 2hrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Aon2lx8tfE>Sheep 2hrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xFNL46XU14>Subaru 2hrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9TxWjDrZoM>Okayu 2hrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmz2qqjQi0M>Mio 2hrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaI4x3gDo0o>Polka 2hrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WugfnthWXnw>Flare 3hrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POFj6Aj7nnQ>Lamy 3hrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFvSBalwbdg>Festival 3hrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IKs5dr1Wd0>Kanata 3hrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3INtI82IO1U>Korone 3hrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbm_VpqvPCk>RBC 3hrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyyezP0FM3U
>>579103Why does polka look like she's high 24/7
>>579130pretty decent t./mu/sic snob
>>579129Only one? She should definitely order at least 2. One just to have Flare imprint her scent on.
>>579130
>>579141holy based!
>>579141
>>579141>Festival x zombiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s97csg-WFN4
>>579141KORONE VALENTINE STREAM LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>579084I really don't see the Gurame chemistry, at least the last stream didn't have any lesbian vibes to it.
>>579141Going for the Valentine's views
Suisei and Toko compliment each other so well!I love their duets
>gonna miss all the valentine's streamsOh well, I hope all of you have fun with your oshi when she starts soon.
>>579130Average, great MV though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRxiKX_uPOU
>>579090Thanks, I needed some of this again. The part where the fumbles before the last chorus is criminally adorable. Hope she does more members practice next week.
>>579082>zoombie-matuli collab againWhat does matuli see in her?
>>579149definitely nopan
>>579088Hehe
>>579080It's decent and that's alright.
>>579133>>579142It's the eyes. She's just got this "dude weed lmao" stare for an idle position.It suits her, though.
>>579133High as fuck on society.
Korosan please wake up!
>>579159Probably because you were busy shitting up the thread instead of watching it. A lot of people were for some reason.
>>579141Wait no Hachama? she is the only one I care about...
>>579185What is this dog barking aboutShoosh doggo
>>579130I liked it, its good IMHO
>>579188>HachamaAnon...
>>579188She already gave you her big red heart
>>579159Lest you all forget.>"Amelia is like sunshine to me." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nzQkenTCeU>"I was not expecting her to sing that! . . . it was so cute! I felt so special!": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOqmFMObruw>"And I had to go back and listen to it again and again as she sang it because... the way she sang it... her voice is so... it makes my heart do funny things." https://youtu.be/H1itdhjmUDo?t=528>"I love you!" *gasp* "S-suki..!" https://youtu.be/_AbZB1uuVjA?t=3406>"Can you forget about Gura and be my wife?" "...once we upload the Ame AI, sure." https://youtu.be/Z-nP-w4XCk4?t=23778>When she found out Gura was watching, she said"You know what would be a good snack? Some shark!" https://youtu.be/Q7v_-zZYqas?t=2592>"goodluck my wife!!!!!" https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1347373242600706050?s=20>"those lemons will last forever , like my love for u"https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1349521403750572035?s=20>https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1349939875810689025?s=20>Dedicated "You Are My Sunshine" to Amelia and even changed the lyrics to "Amelia's my sunshine" in a members karaoke stream.>game: "highlight objectives with you and your partner" ... "that's you!" "...that's me!!" https://youtu.be/OGF6_Zoz0Eo?t=335>"See chat? Ame's proud of me. "Gooruh's late." Yeah but Watson is proud of me!" "It's my fault she's late, sorry. I didn't get her home on time." https://youtu.be/OGF6_Zoz0Eo?t=504>"I'm at the computer what are you looking at?" *shyly*"Uhh... at you..." https://youtu.be/OGF6_Zoz0Eo?t=674>Notice how she didn't get as angry at Gura like she did with Kiara during their infamous chess match. Ame forgave Gura quite quickly. And isn't it cute the way Gura was asking for forgiveness? https://youtu.be/OGF6_Zoz0Eo?t=6908The reminder that they are LOVERS!
>>579130Great MV, forgettable music.
>>579121Because it puts the ideal women (in the eyes of a man) on a pedestal. Beautiful, thin, young, submissive, loyal, can cook, can draw, can sing and without another man in the picture. It's everything a man wants a woman to be. Feminists consider the propagation of these ideas of what the ideal woman is to be derogatory, because it inspires women to choose a man and his desires over her own desires or ambitions, because a girl will see said idol receive praise and love in such a way that most young girls both crave and might not experience. Many of these feminists do not understand that most idols became so by choice, and hence it is there desire and ambition to be the best on stage for their adoring fans, instead of pursuing a normal career. They also might just be jealous because it's not them on the stage, or them that looks pretty, or them which can sing, or draw well or be cute, and be loved by everyone, but I'm not an expert.
>>579157WTF is she even doing?
>>579135what's the name of that metal vtuber?
>>579080>12,322 views•Premiered 9 minutes ago>Sad Cat [Asks If you can be my Valentine?]3 hours ago>[a joke about how good the cover is]the internet was a mistake.
What the fuck is happening in Korone's stream?Is she... is this toilet plunger ASMR?
>>579141>All those valentine streams
>>579216she tweeted there will be valentines voice. do you need something else?
>>579216her best
>>579205>>579211ogey
>>579220She's dealing with a roach in her room
>>579211It's supposed to inspire you to be a better person. and it's fucking working for me so they can all fuck off
>>579159>didn't have any lesbian vibes to it.I'm not going to bother pointing out the times they yuribait (I can see now that it's been done for me anyway), but you could just ignore that part you know, despite this thread's inclination towards it. They're good friends.
>>579211>They also might just be jealoushttps://isteve.blogspot.com/2009/07/sailers-law-of-female-journalism.html>Sailer's Law of Female Journalism: The most heartfelt articles by female journalists tend to be demands that social values be overturned in order that, Come the Revolution, the journalist herself will be considered hotter-looking.
>>579231I HATE BUGS!
>>579127They're probably doing their archive reps - that moment was from her superchat stream earlier
>>579231Korone about to graduate a Turk live on stream
>>579141>meanwhile all the EN are pandering to mutts instead of having it on actual valentines day
>>579211It's at least 90% jealousy.
>>579141Fucking fuck! Those thumbnails are dangerous.
>>579223at least you still have /hlgg/ and this distorted peko
>>579205At the end when Gura died, didn't Ame said "I'm glad"? there's something going on...
>>579231https://streamable.com/347lkp
>>579232Because you have even a small glimmer of hope and positivity in your soul. The people wanting to tear others down don't have any so their only drive in life is to ruin everything for everyone else because they can't look inwards.
>>579197Good times
>>579244You do grasp the concept of a timezone right?
>>579231
>>579197kek,that was wild
>>579244What the fuck are you on about
>>579254quality
>>579141Noel.. why you gonna do this to me..
>Mamaloni got Austrian chocolate from a "pretty girl"Based
I think Kiara's song gave me diabetes. What do I do now? Hate Kiara for making me love her?
>>579205based
>>579108Mori LOVE
https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1360910454344749057Lads, Mamaloni is in.
>>579260They're having it on the 15th
>>579197I bet the folk on 5ch got a kick outta this too. Does anyone have their reaction saved?
>>579254>I hope I don't have to fight bugs because I>*wink*>HATE them!
>>579272>>579276Based
>>579108>Rhymes complicated with complicated
>>579218futakuchi mana
>>579276Mamaloni is the final boss of the /u/schizos
>>579240I fell asleep during it and woke up and Kiara was still goingI wish I could do my uni reps that long and concentrated too
Fucking hell, I finally understand why Haato did what she did!What she was after for all this time wasn't something like entertaining her audience or staying fresh, it wasn't even representing her inner struggles!It was all for the kickass chuuni art, holy shit, it's some of coolest chuuni shit when it comes to holos
>>579285It's all relative, Anon.
God you have no idea how good it feels to hear all those giggles from Luna again and watch her weirdly put her face up close to the screen like she always does
>>579270https://twitter.com/rocoroco1115/status/1360771240449904645?s=20The full art for her thumbnail is.....dear god
>>579285It's a double entendre
>>579273You take your meds
>>579276Just who could this mysterious girl be?!
>>579297booba
how kino did /hlgg/ think coco's latest meme review was?
>>579276BASED
>>579297S-sugoi
God I hope I get good dreams tonight, preferably of Ame and Miko
>>579272>>579276I wonder who gave her the chocolates?
Why does Korone like playing these absolute kusoge so much
>>579272I see 可愛い, not 美しい
It's time
>>579297Bloody hell I love big tits, lads
>>579313We will never know
>>579092NPC hate
>>579270where is Marines hand going?
>>579297>Noel retweeted this
>>578755They straight up stole the 24-hour Cinderella animation
>>579285>Anon finds out words have different meanings in different context
>>579276Basato basado based
>>579103Will the Clussy watch Ame and Mori's date streams?
What the fuck is absolute kusoge Korone is playing?
>>579299Bullshit, she said on the SC reading stream that she regretted rhyming 'tired' with 'retired' on OWTH, because they were basically the same word.
>>579273LOVE KIARA FOR MAKING YOU LOVE HER
>>579315shitgle translate:>I'm proud because I got chocolate from a pretty girldeepl:>I'm proud to say that I got a chocolate from a cute girl.
>>579297and I thought I was done fapping for the night before bed
>>579317did anyone ever tweet this at Ame
Sasuga Korone playing some horror game on Valentines, meanwhile everyone else is doing lovey stuff.
>>579337>because they were basically the same wordDamn, she's a brainlet
>>579293I do. That last singing stream we got two weeks ago after her voice FINALLY came back and then the wait for surgery stuff was tough. I'm so glad she's back.
>>579315The usage of 可愛い in Japanese can often be more close to "pretty" in English. Doesn't really matter though
>>579293Godspeed Lunaito
>>579291based if true
Yeb hehe...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GegRa9yZUb4Choco/Mel song premiering after Choco's birthday 3D!
>>579339Yeah, I was gonna say,. She said kawaii.
>>579317this scares me
>>579291Considering Haato and Haachama are the same person, if you impregnated both Haato and Haachama, would end up with one or two pregnancies?
>>579187Dogfuckers were having a meltdown and Pekora was overlapping.
>>579293Hopefully she stays healthy and unbroken.
ollie...
>>579357Risu a cute!
>>579272Mamaloni is actually an apex /u/ schizo by getting her art liked by Kiara and Calli. Even getting to work with Kiara and now this! Genuinely powerful
I want to fuck the turkey so bad, bros.
>>579357I unironically believe Risu is the sole anon responsible for posting this
I don't really believe Miko deleted her save file, I bet she has back up somewhere.
>>579357heh yeb
Get in there!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czrs2KCJyuQ
>>579084Are guramefags in denial? Those two have clearly been dicked before.
>>579351Interesting, thanks for the info. I assume using the kanji is what determines that since it's rarely seen over the kana.
>>579367the likely outcome is a single child with split personalities.
>>579344Korone does not believe in love
>A Shitload of Valentine's special drops in 2 hours from now>Alongside touhou piano sessionToo bad I have to choose the piano session over a lot of good hololive content
>>579366BlogpostI actually feel like shit now because a cat I've known and loved for 3 and a half years was put down a few days ago. Not gonna supacha Kiara or anything but fuck it makes me sad.
キアラちゃん!俺の犬が死んじゃった!行くぞおおおお!
>we
>>579376I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY
>>579205Gurame gives me life.
>>579375Mamaloni vs Lyger for the ultimate Schizo fight when?
>>579358>40 likesOh god
>>579388Hope you get better anon
>>579205I forgot Gura doesn't like monkeys. That last timestamp is even better.
>>579273Love our boss
>>579398Ame gives me happiness
Anyone watching the numbers?Seems like Rushia is losing superchat grounds against some niji even though it is Valentine's Day where her GFE should be the strongest.Is this Hololive's recline??
>>579357heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yeb
>>579381Wrong thread
>>579273fap to her
>>579405No.
How was Kiara's new song?
>>579351>>579383kirei (pretty) is only used for older women, cute is just the default
>>579276based and she can't stop winning
>>579400sad, they are hard workers too and deserve at leat decent views
>>5794129/10 if you like JpopThe MV was excellent, and the real star of the show
hehenutsacki
Can anyone screenshot the members videos for Amelia if you don't mind for me as I don't know what videos are there and if it is worth me subbing to her membership I want to and think I will on pay day but just wondering what I have been missing out on
gura cute
>>579412Song is nice, not gonna break any records but cute af. Video is meh, the 3d is shit imo, some cheeky 2d art tho so it's fine
>>579412Cute, but the MV was greatlots of Mamaloni
>>579412I've yet to listen to it
>>579388I've been through this twice and it always sucks; was there in the room and everything. Take solace in the fact that you gave them a great fulfilling existence and companionship.
>>579426Was gura's minecraft speedrun stream fun?
>>579412Its good, MV is very goodSong 8/10 MV 10/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2z4xy8l5Ukopinions?
>>579357>>579373>>579378>>579380>>579406All of these posts were, in fact, made by Risu!
>>579412better than Hinotori
>>578987I'm looking at EN and I'm not seeing anyone choosing anything. They're all confused as hell and winging it.
>>579442I beliebe
>>579442yep>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BCxE2slG8o&t=7s&ab_channel=walkingdeadusa
https://youtu.be/eISUyKpPg-I?t=4951Anya, you can't say that...
Oh... Nene went to Member's only mode...
>>579423Almost every teamate here is an Investigator. You are actually missing out if youre not membered to her. She's one of the few chubbas that has a clear disparity in content and treatment between poorfags and members.
Kiara's thighs are too thick!
>>579412If you like really cutesy idol stuff its great. if not then at least check it out once to see my boss in lots of cute outfits and hairstyles + a good MV
>>579423You can already do this yourself.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOyl1z3jo3XHR1riLFKG5UAg
>>578987idolfags are more delusional than parasocialfags
this game korone is playing reminds me of mieruko-chan
>>579451based
>>579454>he's not membered to Nenengmi
>>579451>2 views...
>>579454spammers?
>>579447I think Mori is the closest to being an idol
>>579434Yes. There were so many extremely lucky and extremely unlucky parts.
>>579457That doesnt include the member only Karaoke's too
Do you accept her big red heart?
>>579454for reference, "メン限" is membership only.JPs will leave member rooms open until they start the stream
Nene is fucking adorable
>Marine singing Arakawa Under the Bridge OPnow thats something I haven't head in a long time
MORI WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>579478I wish EN would do that. This way it shows up on jetri.
>>579470I'd say Kiara is more of an traditional Idol
>>5793811 year and not even 100k subs? holy fuck just get an avatar with titties and a voice changer dang.
>>579457Oh I didn't see this and thank you yeah totally will sub when I get paid then! I really wanted to watch the AI dungeon she did just recently is the reason why I was thinking yeah let's do it
>>579485Your boy graduated yesterday during the earthquake
>>579485she died after sending Kiara Shrek memes
>>579488Kiara and Ame
>>579453What kinda stuff are we talking about?
>>579405I'd watch a time-lapse of someone commenting over numbers like this. Dig deep into their streams and try to explain why the numbers are how they are.
>>579470>idol rapperIsn't that an oxymoron?
Nene punched me, bros...I love her!
>>579485And radio silence exactly on 14th, it's already almost midnight thereYour boy is not very smart
>>579412throw-away j-pop like the first oneits the kind of song you listen to once and then immediately forgetgood god i hope the do not force this shit on gura and let her sing a song that fits her voice and talent
GURU GURU MAWARU TIME
Guru guru mawaruGURU GURU MAWARU
GURUGURU MAWARUGURUGURU MAWARU
GURU GURU GAWARU
>>579506ONE THREAD
>>579472Blade Runner 2049 - All three Prequel Short Films in chronological order-Ffxo_6Cg0CwDog Reviews Food With Baby Puppy _ Tucker Taste Test 20-gpyB54lSpYgEp. 2.5 Igloo Tank (Hot Dog & Sushi Feeding Frenzy)-yk4St8wus8wEp. 3 Igloo Tank (New Pair of Umbrella Cichlids and What I Feed Them)-7LWNvGyADw8【A.I. DUNGEON】Hololive Myth ADVENTURE!-Fwx9HyfJoSw【A.I. DUNGEON】Hololive Myth ADVENTURE!-uV27ZN4bFsI【APEX】New Season TEST stream--f5p1ojzZgo【ARCADE DATE】The Coin Game & Dinner!-2-OXNwh_Wm0【ASMR】Japanese Snacks!-Pak5J1sk6fc【ASMR】Merry Christmas~-m9DiiGVyL3U【MEMBERS ONLY】Christmas Celebration~-vHwDFANUMIM【MEMBERS ONLY】ヾ(■_■)ノZatsudan-lXbtJD3UL4E【MMD_PDX】 Fukittera Hologram Ready-PpJYUHq__L8【Mario Kart 8】.....5-8th PLACE AND ABOVE ONLY-tzKquQfbsxs【Mario Kart 8】Members RACE!-h20MS27dIUc【Mario Kart 8】NEVER LAST PLACE-kHUjpkLOKUQ【Members ONLY】Ukulele Practice!-2mIlEwjjWPE【SPECIAL】(■_■)–Right this way Investigators....-FmTrF1dT12I【WATCHALONG】(■_■)–︻─ Hunt for the Wilderpeople-NHeNsPUEIfg【WATCHALONG】Members Double Feature Anime Movies~-THuOKHtf7Pc【WATCHALONG】Members Space Dandy!-7Ij6iWIix_Y【WATCHALONG】Members Space Dandy!-Dog_BVCQGa8【WATCHALONG】Members Space Dandy!-FTHyXAbMAg0【WATCHALONG】Members Space Dandy!-MR32Y33P8HAdiff of youtube-dl with/without membership cookies of the community URL
>>579494There's also been several unarchived karaoke streams with another coming next week so that's something else to consider
>>579440I'm in a good place in my life right now, but if I weren't, I'm convinced Ame alone could keep me going.
I'm membered to Lamy and Polka already, what does NENEMAX do for her members?
>>579376>ywn have Reine mount you and ring her bell condescendingly while making a witty remark about your penis after she puts it in her
>>579488Ame's journey in hololive is going to be the closest thing you can get to the idol experience that idolfags get in Japan
>>579510You haven't been paying attention. Cover isn't involved in those songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-LdKipJhkASHES BACK
So what did I miss of the Festival collab?
GURU GURU MAWARUMikoto best girl
>>579520>【MMD_PDX】 Fukittera Hologram Ready-PpJYUHq__L8Huh? That yours?
GURU GURU MAWARU
WHAT DOES GURUGURU MAWARU EVEN MEAN?
>>579534Is that a fucking crocodile?
>>579123love it
>>579544GURU GURU MAWARU
Astel's chat has so much estrogen
Korone is so scared
Man, Astel's stream si somethinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czrs2KCJyuQ
>>579540>PpJYUHq__L8eh, no, but youtube-dl wrote the description from Ame's community tab. Just a video she linked in a members-only post.
>>579552and water is wet
>>579141based thanks man
>>579552>be a holostar>pander to fujos>fujos in chatWhy are you surprised, anon?
>>579544It means do your do your reps
>>579553LOL, how is that even scary?
>>579503>Karaoke practice streams>AI dungeon streams>Watchalongs>Gaming streams with members>Vote in polls for movies and games>She's one of the few if only person in hololive that sends exclusive members only community posts almost daily
>>579565i never seen her panic this much
>>579556Weird, I don't remember her posting that. I'll scrub through her posts then.
>>579552>>579561wtf im going to homostars channels and picking up a gf
Marine is taking me back to a time when I actually watched anime.
>>579510I can tell you're not KFP because we've listened to it way more than once. It really is brainwashing.
>>579565She's a dog; everything is scary
>>579567>Gaming streams with membersDangit, what games?
>>579567>Members only prechat (if she opens it at all)
I want to date this haghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoJRqzK-Yy4
>>579569she did
>>579578well you are a fucking cult and eat everything up your chicken shits out so...
Is the dog really this bad at horror?
Jungle wa Itsumo Hare nochi Guu OP, I love this anime so much
>>579589We are family anon, and family supports each other. Not a cult, for the last time
>>579590I want to see her play more horror games
>>579590She has an irrational fear of horror genre and anything scary.
>>579453>You are actually missing out if youre not membered to her.I don't know if I completely agree with this. Apart from the karaoke streams, so many teamates here essentially liveblog every members-only stream and narrate everything that happens so you hardly miss out on anything.
>>579591WHAT?Holy fuck Marine is based, tuning in now.
>>579584>Made her own dating sim based high specs hag
>>579494Based, Ame's membership is honestly the best membership in all of hololive
>>579601>irrational>horror and anything scaryoxymoron???
>>579590She screamed at soap once. Although that might just be a dog thing.
>>579590She literally got scared at soap
>>579602Not to mention the immediate posting of members-only community posts
>>579611>>579615soapminded
>all these special Valentine's Day streams>meanwhile Shuba is just going to stream herself trying to pull for her chu2 husbando in Granblue
>>579590yeah she being scared by everything
>>579617>>579602I mean sure, but if you want to watch her and enjoy listening to her and want to interact with her, you're missing out
>>579580So far just Mario Kart 8 I'm pretty sure, though I'm unsure if she'll do it again since the game frustrates her. Bit sad since I wanted to play with her but haven't yet.
>>579600Gura go to bed. Also I love you.
>>579580She interacts with chat so much that you have a better chance of having your message read than you do getting into a game with her
SHE LIVES
CLAMP Campus Detectives.Marine has good taste
Based Chammers is cooking Crocodile for usWill it turn out edible?
Sell me on Subaru
[GOOD NEWS]https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1360918227409281028
Just woke up. This Kiara song actually sucks. Jesus christ. I knew from the preview it wasn't going to be anything special but this song might as well be just a vehicle for Mamaloni's art because it's the only thing decent about all this. I once compared Hinotori to something LANTIS would churn out but even they don't make songs this generic unless it's a title group song. She needs to understand that this level of idol shit is mostly a thing of the past, and even barring that her voice is not suited for it either because it's not interesting enough to carry it.
Ya boi is not dead!
>>579534Spending Valentine's with Haachama!
>>579642God I wish I was that tarantula
>>579617I don't have a strong opinion on this really, but I wonder why people don't just post a link instead of screenshotting the post.
https://youtu.be/eISUyKpPg-I?t=5947Anya's pronunciation is something else.
>>579650it's not a tarantula anon
>>579412i guess she still wishes she's japanese
>>579630I member girls to support them, first and foremost. Everything else is a bonus, even if I don't manage to catch some of the members-only stuff live. If you're into possible interaction, Ame is definitely a good one since she posts a ton in her community tab.
>>579646damn broyou could just not listen to her music
>>579644Very high energy, gets extremely emitionally invested in story-driven games, good sense of humor and interacts with the chat often. She doesn't have a single thing that really makes her standout but she's very consistently entertaining.
>>579642croc meat is great.. About time she cooks one
>>579654What's wrong? It looks like a Dinnersaur to me, anon.
>>579647glad to see my nigga is alive
>>579651/ameg/, most stopped caring enough to complain since most of the thread is full of investigators anyway
>>579654Yeah it is super adorable.
>>579654issa dinnersaur
Poor dog is gonna have a heart attack
>>579644>cute tomboy avatar>girl behind it has a voice to support the kayfabe of it being a tomboy when talking>really nice singing voice>usually plays millennial nostalgia bait games or gacha>S tier asmr for all the wrong reasons>matches anyone's energy in collabs somehow>S tier zatsudans>traumatized from c*nadians
Reminder that Ina had a really cute rendition of this song that Marine is singing right now.
>>579645Your boy was working so hard, she missed the earthquake yesterday
>>579650just noticed the legs in her boobs
Game is fucking stupid, Korone's scream are scary but also cute.
>>579654What the fuck, she doesnt know godzilla?
What do you mean Ayame isn't streaming on Valentine's Day?
>>579682>or gachaI don't watch her, but wasn't there a clip of her not "understanding" gacha and talking about it with friend and comet?
>astel regularly pulling in 800+ viewers im happy for him, not long ago these numbers were unimaginable for him
>>579646music taste is subjective
Korone is about to have a fucking heart attack
>>579699shes busy ojou
>Korone getting spooked by this creepypasta tier mobile kusogekek
>>579700anon she is playing granblu right now
>>579205The last one is funny since you can tell by her live2d she's just muted laughing at Gura panicking
>>579700months old clip, shes now a gacha fag too
I miss Ame, I honestly still cant believe she's spending half her day with her fans
>ffats
>>579646I liked it
>>579701Wrong thread
ogeyffat
>>579645Mori is the most autistic member of EN,jesus. Glad she’s good though.
>>579716Teamates are so fucking lucky.
Doing my reps, wish me luck bros!
Opinions?
Nene always talks about sad things in her member streams
>>579716I mean, what else is she gonna do?
>>579646I enjoyed it.
Mori's back on Twitter already? What sort of lousy Valentine's orgy ends before 9pm?
>>579713>Ina Arknights stream never because China is retardedsad
>>579716Ame's mannerisms this whole week have been extremely feminine
>>579728I mean yeah, they don't have to deal with JP company license bullshit.
>>579734Quit making her sad!
>>579708I saw a Nakiri Ojo in Apex earlier.Was probably not her though.
>>579646
Korosan, Choco's birthday......
What's Ame doing for members today?
>>579754She already did an AI dungeons run,
>>579169>talking about wrapping up at 58 minutes>video over at 60 minutesGod HATES zombies.God wants zombies to SUFFER.
>61 minsMatuli...
>>579752rip the sexy demon nurse, her birthday is comeplety overshadowed by Valentines Day specials
>>579169a kouhai that adores her
>>579728They rarely ever play anything that's even interesting to watch. Somehow Hololive plays much better games despite having trouble getting permission to play anything at all.
CHOCO 3D BIRTHDAY STREAMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9k8A3XzH68https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9k8A3XzH68https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9k8A3XzH68https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9k8A3XzH68
>>579727Good luck anon, you can do it. I wish I was less lazy.
>>579774holy shit that image
choggo..........
>>579728I only ever saw them fuck around in VRchat, but that's it.
Choco~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!
>three 5 hour long Hollow Knight streams out of nowhereIna...onegai...let me do my other reps...
AAAH CHOCO CHOCO CENSORED
Mori is so cute!
>Korone gives you 66 minutes then bails to go grind muffs with Okayu
>>579798Oh yeah. How long as her 3D been like that?
reminder managers having to approve collabs is the reason we don't have anymore kino guerilla collabs like the trinity phasmobhobia one (aside from most of them being autistic introverts)
>>579728>>579744What's funny is that despite that they still sometimes end up taking game ideas from Holos. Nyanners and Ironmouse streamed A Way Out a month after Gurame.
>>579807The real stream is for members later tonight, she's going to be doing valentines lines.
did choco's 3d get a touch up recently? the tracking is better than i'm used to from hololive.
>>579793Enjoy it friend.
enter?
ENTER SUBARU
>>579810a while no? Since she had trouble constantly getting banned together with Mel
that scuffed duck...
>>579793And most likely another HoloKnight week next week as well
>>579807Can't hold it against her
>>579816it seems like it's tracking her fingers too, is that new?
>>579825How far into the game is she?
>still have to watch gurame journey collab>and ame AI dungeon 2>and gura MC speedrun>but also want to watch Haachama valentine stream in an hourwhere do I start...
KEK Subaru
>>579741Ame is eerily very very close to my type in real life. She grew up with and still retains a lot of fun tomboyish hobbies and tastes, but she's very much a total girl as well between her other interests (I could do without the fujo part, but no judgement) and the way she speaks and acts in general. Full package.
I WANT MY HEAD BETWEEN THE CHOCO THIGHS AAAA
god i wish i was the duck
>>579843is it members content or why doesnt it show for me?
I FUCKING LOVE MY AUTISTIC OSHI
>>579728They don't need permissions, so naturally their pool is different
>>579600>>579633how the fuck am I the first person to call out this blatant avatarfagging, holy shit this is hilarious
>>579860sorry Im retarded you were talking about the croco cooking
>>579838I think she got to Deepnest last
>>579862nobody fucks with the duck.
So which one will show up on the ukelele karaoke?Will it be Gura or the City Pop Shark?
FemBeats are very unique. Lucitan is obsessed with Mori and her roommate to the point where she doesn't even try to hide it. Do female Hololive fans get a free pass because it she was male it would be yab. Her entire twitter is dox central.
>choco charadesit's gonna be a dinosaur again, isn't it?
>>579878This duck lost most if her matches after the first stream.
>>579873And she hates bugs. This week the feelings of the chinese people really got hurt.
God, I want to hear Astel singing some symphonic metal, he could easily pull it offThe stuff he's singing works too though, his roars are fucking amazing
>>579879ukulele*
>>579879>ukelele karaokeHas anybody pointed out that if she's playing an instrument it isn't a karaoke? What a dum shark
>>579902
>>579892>He's not watching Choco 3D
>>579891We need some Bug Fables and Jet Force Gemini streams
>>579902Ukelele acapella.
>>579644Mori but hasn't only just started her feminsationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESp_qOM6pr8
Choco your charade skills.....
>>579911Astel is singing, who cares about 3D games
>>579892Sorry, I'm not a fag so I'm watching choco
>>579921No males
>>579921You'll rip your heart out when Astel gets 3D damn you. "Who cares about 3D games" my ass.
I have been staying awake since EN debuted for Ame, tonight will be tough all things consideredHer stream will start at 1am for me and probably end 10-12 hours after
>>579902the core of karaoke is not sweating the details and having fun with music. "I'm going to do some karaoke" is setting expectations appropriately so that the performance can be enjoyed instead of found wanting. It's the same thing that causes people to remake Zelda levels in Minecraft instead of in Unity.
>>579930>whenGood joke
>>579921This is a Hololive thread
How does a multi-billion dollar corporation like Google lose to a bunch of spamming chinks?
>>579930it'll just be some default unity asset
>>579939By not caring
Is Choco laying an egg?
>you can get a degree in suckology, GuraWhat did Ame mean by this..
>>579941Call me a schizo but choco is IRL wife material.
Fuck me Choco sensei lying on all fours is really hot
>>579902She is so dumb.
MUH
>>579939Pajeet is doing his best, pls andastd.
>>579939by supporting them
Does choco have a cameltoe?
I want to lick Flare armpits.
>>579933Holy shit, you haven't slept in 5 months?
>Amelia liked thisrrats????
>>579933I stayed up yesterday for AI Dungeon anyway, so now I’ll tough it out until 4PM then sleep 8 hours before the date starts.
>>579952>Call me a schizoWhy? You are right...
>>579921Astel will still be singing 4 hours from now anyway.
>>579939easy: they're not losing on the matters they actually care about. They have way more 'affinity groups' and 'representation' than the spammers are. They've promoted more women this quarter than the spammers have. They've donated more money to BLM bail funds this year than the spammers have. Google are completely winning as far as they're concerned.
>>579939This would have solved the chink problem but the USA was too much of a pussy to go through with it.
>>579967only one as you can see
The red highlights in Choco's hair
>>579966yes, Ame opened up my eyes
>>579952Speaking of which, does anyone have the list of the people she's dated?
https://youtu.be/OGF6_Zoz0Eo?t=533>Those little fishies are eating his skin!>Yummy!>Ahaha, you do that Gura?>Yeah, it's like parmesan cheese.>Eww>EughAme pivoted into Gura being the one eating the skin immediately and with no hesitation, when Gura said yummy. It struck me how sudden it was.I want to hear how much Gura talks about eating feet in private.
>>579933You haven't slept in 5 months? How are you not dead?
>>579967Not all rrats are bad rrats. Some are mad rrats, some are sad rrats, some are glad rrats, and some maybe are even dad rrats.
>>579967Just looks like one to me.
>>579939Bold of you to assume that Google doesn't want the chinks to win.
Subaru's stream looks so out of place compared to the other streams.
>>579974go back.
Choco needs to hit the Ring Fit.
>ywn be Subaru
>>579994Looks like Subaru's goose is about to be cooked though...
>>579864she's on /jp/ too my fucking sides
This fucking Duck I swear to GOD...
SUBARU NO
Cor I could go for some Peking Duck right about now...
SUBARU NOOOOOOO
Subaru is fucking dead.
>>579994>ywn get to snif choco's booba sweatFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKJCSFDSFJDFJCFGJNCGFNGFNBGFFHJ
i can't believe she killed subaru live on air!
>>579979Choco has experienced the following on dates>Brought to a pachinko parlor for dates>Went to karaoke only to have her tits ogled the whole time and asked to bear her date's children>Was asked to split the bill for dinner AND gas from the previous nightfor the future: just search "split bill" on the archive
>>579992I've never seen this Luna expression until now. I hope her new rig kept this, it's fantastic.
>>580012Fucking guessed it
I can't believe Subaru is DEAD
SUBARU IS FUCKING DEAD
>Reine, Polka and Haachama's valentine streams all at the same time this isn't fair..
>>580024>>Went to karaoke only to have her tits ogled the whole time and asked to bear her date's childrenBut thats based though?
I'm glad Subaru is dead.
Cooking roast duck with Choco!
>>578449
Not sure if you've already talked about it, but Mel, Choco and Megu covered Gimme Chocolate by BABYMETALhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-g0SeUJxsI
>>580024>Went to karaoke only to have her tits ogled the whole time and asked to bear her date's childrenbased nip
pretty grim way to announce Subaru's graduation, Cover
Shuba...
Oh shit we've been taken to her sex dungeon
>>579883Anon, she's just a fan of Mori's roommate. There's nothing wrong with that.
Now I feel bad for Shuba...
SHUBA LOVE
>>580024Choco's type of guy is the asshole type.
CHOCO IS THE CAKE
Wait, that cake... Mio...
>>579990She's the only one who's being real.
YARANAIKA
That's a big cake.
>>580055are you king?
ENTER
>>580045What's wrong with that?If I went to karaoke with Ame I would definitely tell her that I can't stop thinking about how much I want to breed her fertile body too
ENTERMEL!
I want to be in a dungeon with chocoan mel.
>>580064Good thing I'm interested in her asshole then
>>579277Euros and SEA are irrelevant
I want to eat the giant cake
>>580064Sometimes you're just stuck in a position where the only guys within reach are the dregs, whether you want them or not.
>>580064Are you saying I have a chance?
>>580072only if you say no homo
>>579986... they're literally banned in west taiwan anon.
>>580085Fuck off cunt
So is Choco's skirt an OL miniskirt or something like a miniskirt-shorts combo?
mel no! my dick can only get so hard!
Fuck, Astel is just too cool and hot...Would let him fuck me in the ass/10
https://twitter.com/oozorasubaru/status/1360928587205935106Subaru...
>That double echo of Chocos voice
>>580095It's a OL skirt
Would you say yes if Astel asked you to go into the toilet with him?
>>580101KIARA MY DUCK DIED LET'S GOOOOOOO
>>580095slap on the tits and that's just about all my eyes have seen so far this stream, everything else is a blur
>>580093>west taiwanYou do realize you're no better than the spamming chinks when you say shit like this, right?
choco is extra cute today
>>580111stop being homosexual anons, you're making my homoposting awkward
This is making my teacher fetish flare up
ONEGAI MUSCLE
>>580095from the laceline up, Choco is wearing what a literal school nurse might wear.from the laceline down, she's pretty lewd for an office setting.
BOOBAalsoCUTE
MEL NOT TLIKE THIS
>>580114Fuck off chink
>>580101LET'S DUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>580114
Mel knows what we want
GYMS REOPENED TODAY LETS FUCKING GO ASTEL
King..http://poal.me/gckjuhttp://poal.me/gckjuhttp://poal.me/gckju
HOLY JIGGLES
>>580111I'd take pics and sell it to his female fans for massive profit
Jesus either that skirt is made of magic materials or Choco's concentrated hopes and dreams because it should have split right there
>>580114>>579261
BOOBA
>>580136MORI I GOT COVID LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
>>580114>you're no better1. he's not spamming2. he's not attacking holos3. he's not driving idols out of the industry4. he's not engaged in other shenanigansAs a rule, you're not "just as bad" as an enemy for skipping politeness when you resist an attack.
>>580113IMAGINE if she wasn't censored like the pre-demonetization arc
>>580114Found one
>>580152no pussy ass kung flu can stand in the way of my gainz bitchboy
>>580143>inb4 Ina gets to sing it first
>>580146all OLs wear stretchy pants.
*cough*
ENTER A-CHAN!?
what stream are we watching?
I wish hlg was like hlgg. It's so nice to be able to just discuss everyone in Hololive and not have to deal with tribalism bullshit.
>>580114t.zhang
>>580136I'm glad homo spammers convinced me to try astel streams. fuck them generally but astel is based.
>>580163based
>>580114Go away Artia
>>580143you're retarded if you don't think it's going to be Takanashi "Numbers" Kiara
>>580171Too bad. Go back.
>>579328I mean hey if you got your girl with the eye patch there
>>580176he's based? what do you base that on?I've only seen his Apex tournament stream, and his guerrilla Apex collab with Ollie
Choco's pathetically small spade tail!
she's a giant!
>>579329He's probably a Jap anon who never encountered words with more than one meaning since Japanese is shit like that
Choco on her stomach!
>>580191Imagine the prostate stimulation
>Blonde haired elf and a silver haired knightHmm I wonder who could she be talking about
>>580194UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>580042thanks for posting this
The Savage Planet collab is really nice, the bantz are through the roofAnd as we know Ame only does major bant talk like that with people she loves..
Choco making weird poses!
>>580190>He didn't watch his 24 hours karaoke>He didn't watch him practicing headshots while singing
>>580165Ina sings so rarely and usually goes for fairly easy songs, it's possible but unlikely enough I didn't bother adding the option.
>>580159>he's not spammingit's literally a handful of chinks and cover is so goddamn stupid but they can't do anything about it.>he's not attacking holosThe only one that's getting attacked is coco>he's not driving idols out of the industryYou mean not driving Hololive out of China. China has tons of vtubers on Bili.>he's not engaged in other shenanigansWhat is this even mean?I'm so sick and tired of China getting shit on just because a handful of faggots are fucking over the rest of us. And just when I thought things were finally settling down, Coco decides to have a breakdown on stream and now the anti's are doubling down their efforts by doing mass recruitment advertising on weibo.
Those are some interesting eating sounds you're making Choco-sensei...
How is Choco erotic even when eating an oversized cake?
>>580226>The only one that's getting attacked is cocoNot even trying.
>>580226Kill yourself zhang
>>580226This sounds like something a Chinese would say.
>>580143Imagine Gura covering KING and making everyone else kneel
>>580183But.. Retardchama. She said she wasn't going to do King because everyone else was doing it.
CUTE!FUCK THE CHANNEL ICON BEING IN THE WAY
SUSANNNNNNNNNNN
YOUTUBE IS A CHOCO ANTI
>>580194...I got jumpscared
BABY METAL?
>>580226
>>580042just pimped by Choco herself on her birthday stream
>>580218>The Savage Planet collab is really nice, the bantz are through the roofBased. It was a fun collab>And as we know Ame only does major bant talk like that with people she loves..This comment started off so well...
>>580250if you want the image, it's on twitter https://twitter.com/yuzukichococh/status/1360915343552573440?s=20
>>580226Chinks are not human.https://youtu.be/mWsxkzSzKRo
>>580247Even it was good, the thread would melt down if Guras first song is King after all this time.
>>580226Bugs are indistinguishable from the mafia running that shithole.>b-b-but they're not all awfulYou're fucking naive.
>>580226Hang yourself already, Zhang.
>>580226https://streamable.com/347lkp
>>580259pog
>>580042oof
>>580226go away Zhang
>>580226https://files.catbox.moe/8299we.mp4
https://hololive.booth.pm/items/2723533>Choco oppai mousepad
>>580226If it means anything to you outside of all the Hololive drama I think China is kind of based. They really don't take shit from anyone. And if you want to do business in China you have to adhere to their values and culture.
>>580042>>580274This shit is about to blow up
>>580226i'm still sad that Echo cant be saved...
K, I'm gay nowAstel is just too good
>>580271I love this bitch.
>>580280people unironically get shit like this?
>>580190I really enjoy his general energy on every stream. Just feels like a bro trying to enjoy himself.
>>580274Oh wait it's only been up for like 45 minutes Fuck you numberfag
>>580287Sounds more like you're a whore that falls for anyone.
Happy Valentines Day /hlgg/! I hope you're having a wonderful day today. There are many Valentines Day stream coming up, so there's plenty to choose from if you want to hear some affectionate words.Like watching Choco's 3D Birthday stream, as she does lewd poses at the request of Mel, her partner in crime on the line.While Astel sings to his lovely fans, blessing them with such lovey dovey songs as ONEGAI MUSCLE.While Oga shows off his fan's drink making skills that could put Roberu to shame in his Oga's Cafe stream.While in 15 minutes you will haveMiko's Valentines Day streamReine's Valentines Day karaokeOkayu's Valentines Day streamNoel's Valentines Day ASMR mic Karaoke (???)Haa...chama's? Valentines Day cooking stream.Watame's very special Valentine's Day SUNDAY NIGHT FEVERSubaru's Valentine's Day Granblue Fantasy straemMiyabi's Valentine's Day streamChoco and Mel's Valentine's Day song coverSo friends, where we at?
>>580226>I'm so sick and tired of China getting shit on just because a handful of faggots are fucking over the rest of us.>proceeds to do damage control for said faggotsYou're not fooling anyone, fucking kill yourself Chang.
>>580292yellow degenerate is like that anon
>>580281yeah a great culture of scamming people out of shit they paid for at every turn
Why are choco and marine allowed to be so sexual?
Congratulations to Haachama! Getting shadow banned 1 hour before going live!
>>580280>>580292I'll take ten.
>>580281>And if you want to do business in China you have to adhere to their values and culture.You mean, you have to submit to being a legal target for thieves and swindlers because it's impossible to prosecute Chinese firms as a foreigner? Yeah, that's totally based alright.The only time a foreign company can trust a Chinese company is if the Chinese company has a reputation to risk. If not, the Chinese company can literally, legally steal from the foreigner and the foreigner can do nothing about it but complain.
>>580304>haachamawho?
Choco being extra cute
>>580308haachama chama
>>580302A fool and his money are soon parted.
>>580307ngl that sounds pretty based.
>>580281This is bait.
WOOOOOOO
>>580246He literally admitted it.
>>580280>20,000 yen with "goods">5000 withoutwhat the fuck are these "goods", it better come with some choco JOI for that price
>>580313who's that?
>>580226>>580281ah changu chingu chongu kongu changu-san, arigatou.
Astel fucking mogged Rikka
>>579378Nice try risu
>>580247>>580267Only if it's a city pop cover
SHAKING CHOCO ASS
>>580292I would. Beats a poster or shitty huge keychain or tiny plastic stand thing.But I don't want a choco one. I want a Gura feet or ass pad or Ame boobs or thigh pad.
>>580247SHRIMPO SAIDO SHARKO SAIDO
>>580226>Coco decides to have a breakdown on streamYou don't just decide to have a breakdown, it's just some shit that happens to you. You'd know that if you had an ounce of empathy, but it seems you're unable to understand what other people are feeling. CCP really does brainwash people into complete sociopaths, huh.
Wtf bros, Choco is singing and my ears aren't bleeding
>>580299Right here Ayamefriend!Good morning and happy Valentines Day!
>>580247Would Gura sing King in brat voice or angel voice? It seems like the sort of song she'd use brat voice for and her brat voice isn't good for singing.
Did Choco do her singing reps? She actually sounds decent.
>>580292The holos themselves want this shit. Watame wanted them to make an oppai mousepad of her and Polka bought Lamy's body pillow as soon as it became available.
>>580299im here bro, listening to astel, shits niceremember to have fun friends
>>580299Waiting for Ayame's valentine's stream.. I'm sure she'll go live any moment now...
>>580226>coco decides to have a breakdown on streameven the fucking "moderate" chinks have zero empathy, amazing
>>580340>>580345It's pre-recorded (all 3d streams are) and edited to hell and back as a result.
ah yes, the usual stream glutch after every major event. How I don't miss this
KANATAA WHERE'S THE SCRENSHOTSSSS!!seriously though why does other hololive members else not celebrating choco on twitter?
>>580333>I want a Gura feet or ass padHas Cover ever pandered to lolicons with their merchandise?
LETS GO OKAYU VALENTINES STREAM
Haachama?!
ears bled just a tiny amount
So what is this? A snake?
>>580345A lot of holos have been doing them because Bloom is coming up in a few days.
Choco's three coloured hair!
>>580366>Rushia>Shion
>noel asmr utawakuOkay, how is this going to work exactly?
>>580366Yeah with the Shion cameltoe mousepad
>>580337Do you think Gura ever sings Noel's karaoke version of KING in the shower to cheer herself up?
>>580365Anon have you seen the date? They're all with their boyfriends right now
>>580372big fucking lizard footprobably an iguana
>Astel is singing>Haato is cookingSorry Reine, I only have two ears
BOOBATITTY TATTOO
>>580386And 30mins after Reine goes live, Polka members stream starts...
>>580343If she sang it in the voice she gave Aqua during the storytime stream, I would kneel
>>580372Croc/gator
>>580372Yes, who doesn't know snakes with feet and claws? Typical sign of a snake.
>>580380We all know Kanatan is with her girlfriend right now.
>>580386Then put on Reine and Haato, it ain't that hard a choice
>>580372It's a crocodile. They're actually pretty tasty.
>>580396what does it taste like
>>579103polka>sophisticated multilevel professionally-designed cakettesame>burnt donuts>one-level yelllow mess>it's piss cake guys
>>580402Coco is her wife
>>580376>>RushiaNot sure if this is a controversial take but I've never considered Rushia a loli. I've always viewed her as petite but outside the loli range.
NOT EVEN THEM NIGGAS FROM FIRE FORCE WILL PUT OUT THE FIRE IN MY HEARTgo astel go
>>580386>>580391>>580404Reine is singing!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiU1eqAXUMU
CUTE DANCING CHOCO
Fuck this I'm listening to fat cat karaoke
>>580397looks like it could be a snake head
>>580358>Ayame's valentine streamDo you really belieb?
https://twitter.com/shiroganenoel/status/1360936231916294146?s=20Noel delayed
>four (4) utawakuwhy do you do this to me? i can't listen to 4 karaoke streams without all of them sounding like garbage.
>>580422Based
>>580439sasuga valentine's day!
BLACK SPATS
>>580419And she did her singing reps
>>580439prioritize
>>580422
>>580439you eithera)mute and switch every other secondor b)you choose one and make up your mind like a mani chose astel and i will not regret it because that is who i want to listen to, man up anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxIaegrWkGgIt is time, friends.How will she explain the return of Haachama?
for me, it's astel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiU1eqAXUMUget in. its turkey time.
I LOVE THIS SONG ASTEL!LA LA LA~LA LA LA~
Reine going up against the God King singer himself
noel pls have mercy on my dick....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmz2qqjQi0Mshe has arrived
>Using fan MV for introBased
>using that fan made MVBASED
reine intro is good
Red Heart has a MV now?
I GIVE YOU MY BIG RED HEARTMAH MAH BIG RED HEART
Reine is live, let's gooooooo
BIG RED HEART
WAACHAMA!?
TURKEY IS LIVE
TOWASS
>want choco's titty pad>i live with my parents because i'm uselessi doubt momma could be any more disappointed but still..
reine new stage
>>580484Fan made https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxm-Oxgl6r4
Imagine getting your video made into intro by a holoShit must feel great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiU1eqAXUMUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiU1eqAXUMUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiU1eqAXUMULET'S GOOOOOOOOO
もぐもぐもぐもぐもーぐもぐ、はいhttps://youtu.be/nmz2qqjQi0M
>>580494she wants Kiara's trash compactor
mogu mogu~
>>580406I've had it. It's not that crazy, it's like more gamey chicken.
>>580500Do it pussy
>0 crystaldumb duck wtf did you do?
How do you get a squirrel to like you?Act like a nut
Did Astel sing Red Heart already? I want him to sing it
TURKEY TITS!
>>580501It looks like suisei's
Was this really fan made? Its one of the best MVs I've seen.
>>580500Your parents open your mail?Your parents come into your room?
Watch my wife Reine sing for all her fans on Valentine's Day! It's archived so even if you can't watch it now you'll be able to later!
Wait KnY S2 was announced?
hope she took her meds today
>>580532no, yes
THE OVERLAPPENINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Reine kinda reminds me of Mori for some reason
So she's Haato but she's doing Haachama cooking?
Is Haachama really dead?
what a swerve, its a haato bassic cooking
>"AKAI" COOKING>THUMBNAIL OF A LIZARDI'M SCARED
>>580405I've had alligator, tasted like a cross between fish and chicken. I imagine croc isn't too different?
>>580546It's the dork energy
WHERE IS HAACHAMA YOU SLUT
>The "dreaded" Valentines>man I hope none of the girls will be spending the whole day with their SO>EVERY FUCKING VTUBER IN EXISTANCE>"You lonely listener-san? you look like a good boy"I'M DROWNING IN CONTENT HOLY SHIT
>>580510Don't we all?
>>580554>crocodileDoubt
>>580530huh, it does.
I don't think maachama thought this through
>Akai cookingBAMBOOZLED
CROCODILE?!
>>580556Crocodile apparently
>>580533I don't watch holostars scraps
Which should I tune to?>Reine>Watame>Okayu
I am in love with Akai Haatochama
aaaa i want to marry okayu
>>580576
>>580576Reine for me, dem high notes
Why does she insist on only being Haato now... Haachama is more fun..
>>580548She's full schizo
she's gonna skin it, right?
>>580576fatto catto
She finally learned how to use cooking fats. I am proud.
>>580576reine have the chance of singing kino songs
>>580563kek. Let the wallet milking games begin
>>580533>my wifeReine is my woman infidel !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6pJ3mlYYEY&feature=youtu.be
Tick Tock Ai-mai Chocolate
OH GOD NOEL MY DICK
>cooking episode is actually a lore episodeSTOP
WALK ME HOME GENTLY REINE-SAMA!
IT BEGINS
SHES COMING
ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT?
>>580372Southern Philippines is actually known for Crocodile Meat
>Just plopping the whole thing with scales and allSome things never change, hu-HAACHAMACHAMACHA
>>580576reiner
>>580587Yea I'm tuning out her channel for a while
>>580576ファットカット
F*CK.
>>580587SPOKE TOO SOON ANON
You can't cook that crocodile without my help, Haato-chan...
AAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S HAPPENING
Haato getting the schizo audience.
>>580585>>580586>>580593Reine then>>580594I might tune in if she started singing Homura again
>>580602kek
I know the Gura and Ame avatarfags are not them, but I want to believe. I want to believe so badly. I will take this rrat to my grave
That looks pretty tasty actually
>>580576Turkey and rotund cat
>Polka members in 20 minutesAAAAGH THE OVERLAP TASKETE KURONINGEN
Are you supposed to cook it with the skin?
>>580618AAAAAHHH
this song is perfect for Reine because she can hold those notes forever
>>580635I know that feel broI'll just have to save Polka ASMR for later, I like listening to that in bed anyway
>>580626>singing Homura againNO MORE
>>580635Listening to PolkASMR while Reine sings and Haato cooks!
Gokisei Love
>>580597Reine loves all of chat equally!
>>580617フラビー タビー
>>580515huh even looks like chicken if it wasn't for the skin
Reine's definitely starting strong here
>>580618>>580639Identifying_Valentine's_Day.png
Who cares about Karaoke. The duck is rolling gacha.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9TxWjDrZoM
There's too many fucking streams going on. What the fuck are you doing, YAGOO!
Noel is singing with KU100?
Ina never finished Passpatrout, did she?
>>580642she have the same problem as moona.she can't control it. it always wobbly.
who the FUCK gave haachama a Le Creuset holy shit
>Cooking it with scales and everythingShe's a honorary mad cunt>>580633I've only had it once but it was good
That alarm gives me fucking PTSD now
>>580666Well she ruined her last pot because she never cleaned it, so... she needed another.
>>580654Reine's setlists have been consistently great
>>580666she looted it off her dead manager
Oh no not again
>>580652すげぇ!
david lynchkino
HERE COMES THE CHAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>580659>aliveare you trying to tell me Subaru wasn't actually turned into a duck and cooked live on Choco's stream?
YES give me Haachama PLEASE. Haato is boring
There's a point where this needs to stop and we've clearly gone past it.
She returns when we needed her most!
>>580663Ina's life is Passpartout.
luul watame
ENTER HAACHAMA
>>580666SPONSORSHIP INCOMINGStaubfags on suicide watch
>still Haato
WAHY T THE FUCK ID GOING ON
HAACHAMACHAMA
SHE'S BACK
RETURN OF THE KING
#JUSTHAACAHMA
>>580702Nani the FAQ did Watame just watch...
Woah thats a plumpy Haachama
>>580695I kinda agree. I wish she'd do a big finale where Ame time travels to restore everything and they just co-exist in peace, putting an end to the whole story.Haato can do comfy MC streams and Haachama all else
Fat
>Haato's lifeless body
Haato is asleep
>>580639
Dread it, run from it, HAACHAMA arrives all the same....
Isn't that Haato's L2D?
>>580546First I've read it like>Mori kinda reminds me of Mori for some reasonand got legitimately confused for a bit.
Haachama is Haato's bankai
Huh, I vaguely remember Mori recommending RIP Slyme when somebody asked about rap
>The model is sleeping on stream as Haachama takes overKINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>580679Sounds like a murderhobo.
>>580732Doesn't seem very LIVE right now, does it?
Somehow, the chama has returned
Is Chama cooking lizardpeople?
Chocolate + Crocodile = Crocolate.
>>580732When Haato sleeps, Haachama comes out to play.
>>580749chowachama
>still doesn't season it
>>580727Cat
...
A-Chan is solo streaming!(Bloom promotion)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIFJQSNXyjQ
She who feast has come, priase our dark lord!
Kinda looks like chicken leg
The meat looks kind of nice but the crocodile foot is off putting
>>580761The meal's both burnt and frozen!
>>580771good lord
>>580764
Haachama is a way of life.
Lol, Astel's song fits in strangely well with Haachama
It's almost scary how she switches over to the energetic Chama voice from the calm Haato
Damn turkey is good
Is she using a still image for Haachama because the software doesn't allow for her to have an idle "sleeping" Haato + an active Haachama?I remember Polka doing the double Polka trick but one of them was pre-recorded so it's not the same
>>580765Are the chinks raiding this one yet?
>>580765Will she do a 1M stream on behalf of the channel? It's only 3k away
>Soul refrainshe really like bang dream huh
Watame and Gura are my favorite singers in hololive!
reine i fucking kneel
when is the Haachama cooking stream
>>580795She should get a second phone and hook it up to the system and "collab" with herself.
>>580795that's probably the caseshe has done chama+haato before but the movements were mirrored
HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED Haato + -chan + -sama = HAACHAMA
SUGOII
>>580765>997kC'mon, A-Chan.One Skyrim stream is all it takes!
JESUS CHRIST THE FUCK IS GOING ON TONIGHTI can't even mute some of them because the setlist is different from the usual shit
Is this...
>>580695
>>580765I don't even care what A-chan looks like IRL, I want to marry her. The perfect woman.
Ever since Ame played her Smol game, this song has been stuck in my head even more than usual.
>>580795She probably just couldn't be bothered to change out her model on the fly.
>>580767Praise be to Haachama
Reine sounds so good but turn your bgm up FAQalso not enough reverb but it sounds like she's using just a little so it's probably a conscious decision
>Turn on Haato stream>It's Haachama streaming a walmart toilet>Keep stream open
>>580813an eggplant?
They're just .PNGs subaru....
>>580803NOW
>>580795Probably. That may be why Coco Kaine was static in the meme review, or it could just be because she's running Coco 1.0.
>>580695If the calendar was anything to go buy, we'll be in for a fun month still
>>580808>Its real
Like a flower in spring it's time for Hololive to BLOOM
>>580820I doubt doing that is much effort, she's previously shown that she can easily switch models within seconds
Ina ina ina...
>>580792She's the best!
>Haato cooking crocodile...did she kill one of the EN Gen2 girls before they could debut just to make a stream of cooking her?
Ina mentioned.
>>580813Tarantula
>>580824it's her brand new mic, she'll have to adjust a few things
>>580813Yes, me
I WANNA LISTEN TO ALL OF THE KARAOKES BUT I CAN'T FUCKKKKKKKKKK
>>580803ANONCHAMA
>>580815i'm glad someone made this a tenchou edit
is haachama cooking a frog leg
So how's everyone enjoying Kingdom Haato: Dream Drop Haachama?
CUNNYHAACHAMA IS COOKING CUNNY
>SquidBUT WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?
>>580841you've been talking to ina too much
I think it looks pretty nice so far
>>580848By who?
>>579440I would gladly die to protect this laugh
C'mon A-chan, do a karaoke stream until 1M! Just leave the Bloom banner up to promote it and cut loose
she's so good..
Is Noel actually better at singing when she's using her KU100?
>>580847Yes
>>580864Haachama.
>>580812same desu
>>580801Based and same
>>580801BasedSometimes Sheep Poster is okay.
>>580835
>>580870Well, if we don't get an Aussie girl this round we will know why...
>>580862yes, and?
>>580864Reine said "there are holos who can draw well you know"
>squid
>>580801Good choices
>>580810FUCK OFF TODD
>>580812>I can't even mute some of themDo you really get more enjoyment out of 4 karaokes at the same time comapared to just one?
>>579440
>>580856Croc
you can kinda see her head in the knob
RATE your Valentine's Day
>>580841AChan could have all of my seed to Bloom, she need only ask. God I NEED to fuck her.
okayu has pretty based loli taste
>40 songs setlistjesas
>>580817Most likely an Japanese OL
reminder that our boy literally has goslinashow does she do it?
>>580877jesas an australian accent holo would be incredible
I just tuned into Haachama's cooking stream. What the fuck is that? What the hell is she cooking now? I had a stiffy, but now I'm too confused to actually jack off
Would you eat Haachama's cooking?
>>580902Who? Literally can't keep up with all the streams
>>580894Yabai!
>>580908crocodile...
Haachama jerking off a syringe...
>>580908Croc, Ina and kani
Will box bro stream the bloom
>>580908a small crocodile leg
>>580899just starting but likely a cut myself/10 again
>>580908She is cooking crocodile legs. If you can't jack off to this you are a coward.
>>580911I've eaten worse. Except maybe the dark matter gyoza. That shit looks carbonized and inedible.
>>580914The queen of ID
A fucking syringe
>>580905Can I ask who this faggot is and why they're constantly mentioned here? I don't watch or pay attention to anyone outside of Hololive.
>>580908Croc leg
Why is Bloom on a fucking Wednesday instead of a Saturday?
>>580880Nice try Reine is the one I'm watching.
>>580914reine. was going to, but that was the initial plan.
Anyone elses LiveTL not working? The window launches and the chat moves, but the stream never plays and just stays on the thumbnail?
HAACHAMA! REFLECTIONS! THE WATER!
>>580905Fembeats are kind of scary.
if half your chat is telling you bgm is too low you don't say "but I already turned it up!" you retarded turkeyeven her whiteknights are spamming JUST USE EARPHONES BRO what the fuck is wrong with these morons
>>580817Does A-chan have any good art? I find her attractive but I barely see any art of her by herself.
>>580933I forgot her name but she does a lot of Mori art and is the definition of doxxbeat.
CHOCOLATECROCODILE CHOCOLATE
>Chocolate crocodile legAAAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TASKETTE HAATO-SAMA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>chocolateABUNAI
>>580919>>580921>>580923Crocodile, octopus, and crab curry? What the fuck>>580926Well, at least the picture on the right of the stream is helping
OH NO, CHOCODILE?
>>580955CHOCODILE
>chocolateAh, of course.
>>580940every japanese salaryman in existence will probably tune in during midweek to stave off his work-related suicide
Wait she's serious about making chocolate...
so what's your oshi been doing on valentine's?
>>580933Lucitan
Clap
>>580945A what?Use Hololive Chat Capturer
>>580933Lucitan, cosplayer that simps for mori and her roommate. Probably mamalonis sister
>>580945it happens, I have to change quality bitrate back and forth and then it works
I still love her, even if holoEN made me watch her less.
Watching a retard cook is something else
Didn't she fucking douse it in spicy red sauce already?Jesus christ what is happening
>crocodile and chocolatesanity AWAY!
>>580969singing and making me kneel
>>580888998k nowShe may actually hit 1 million and people will be too busy with other valentines streams to notice.
>>580945that happened to me a couple of times on Coco's stream. I had to close the window and just research it
>>580933Doxxbeat prime.
>>580966why are they stealing lamy's cashflow
aaahhh, the crocoloni..
Maybe it's all the brainwashing from Botan's rollercoasters but I really like Blue Clapper
>>580969
One minute silence for Ina...
>>580969no idea, Ina isn't on right now...
>>580979She also made a body pillow of Mori's roommate that she only found out about the other day
>>580982heh, it's the fatto catto.
>>580969Drawing. Always drawing.
>>581014She is though? She's collabing with Haachama...
Aside from the weird meat combination, dark chocolate in curry is actually pretty good as the cocoa taste really contrasts well with the curry taste. Thing is, Haachama's curry seems a bit too red, and it looks like she's not using any roux to thicken it either. But I'm really liking the fact that Haachama attempted to double boil the chocolate
If it wasn't for the foot it does look like chicken.
>>581007based
How was AI Dungeon v2? Hilarious like the first one?
>>580969She's still asleep
>>580810No she should be singing the Bloom setlist as a karaoke until she reaches 1M
I want to fuck this schitzo cockteasing little shit kohai like you wouldn't believe
>Chocolate DiscoLET'S GO NOEL
>>580969Crocodile leg, with some sort of squid, cooked in crab curry and chocolate.
So at this point is there any real difference between GAMERS and normal gens?
>>580969Playing ukulele and making a strawberry cake for me
>>580969Right now she's committing culinary crimes
Moar Noel SOUL
>>580905>another doxxbeatkek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SII-S-zCg-creine's song
I came here to laugh at you hlgg nanora
>>580911
>>580969She beat Nier Automata earlier and she has a cooking stream starting shortly.
>talking about lucitan in a lucitan op
>>581036no. turns out making content other than video game streams takes a lot of effort.
You know I like Reine and all, but Okayu just purifies your soul with her singing.
>>581020
Why are the Holos all going all out for Valentines day? It's almost like they're assuming that their Valentines are definitely going to be lonely. Isn't that rude?
>>581036There never was except the weirdness of having Fubuki as a transfer student.
>>581021>dark chocolate>curryheh
is that what took mori 8 hours to do
>>581002Doxxbeat secundus, mori is doxxbeat prime
>>581014>>581028i've got bad news for you
>>580980>change quality bitrate back and forthThanks Anon. That seemed to work. Surprised I didn't try that first, since it's the YouTube equivalent of turning it off and on again.
>>581027It wasn't quite as good as the first one, but was still kino. The AI had takamori down pat, had their personalities to a T with Kiara playing tsundere to get a kiss from Calli and Calli trying to convince everyone to just leave Kiara to her death, even called Kiara Calli's wife without being provided that detail.
>>580969practicing for tonight ukulele stream, also we're going to bake some cake
>>580969playing APEX all day instead of even tweeting anything
>>580969Singing!
>>581036No.Botan is basically a GAMER without the name.
>>581068Did Gura get her head stuck inside of another big jar?
>>581062not really? if you have a gf you should fuck off.
>>581062Anon if they didn't do anything for valentines they would be lonely too
>11 dislikes on Polka's members only streamWhy?
>>581058you can really hear the fat in her voice, it's very pleasant to listen to
>Valentine crocodile cookingMy heart, she said that so cutely
>>581027Not as good but still pretty damn good. The AI is a trinityfag and a Takamori schizo
Okay Haachama I was just joking about your camera footage looking like a walmart toilet but you didn't need to go this far and beyond
lunatan is laughing at us again...
>>580969having sex with Me
I'm sorry, Reine... I'm sorry, Haachama... Polka is live now. I will catch the VODs, I promise.
reine, use romanized lyrics...
>>580650based!
>>580170Reine singing
Why...is the meat not under the water? How the hell is that going to cook? WHY IS SHE USING A SYRINGE FOR THE CHOCOLATE?!?
>>581062Valentine's is like one of the major holidays for holos. Lots of akasupas and they all know their viewers want some kissu kissu
HAACHAMA WHAT THE FUCK
>Syringe in the chocolateNO NO NOSTOP
You anons have valentines?
>>581091the JPs let the members streams be publicly visible before they start
アーアーアーアーアーアーアーアーアーアーアーアー セックス!!!!!!
>>581085Plenty of people with girlfriends watch the Holos. Whats wrong with that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WugfnthWXnwClownbros it's time
>>581091I dislike Ina's member streams just for shits and giggles.
HAACHAMASTOP
Tuned out of Haachama cooking crocodile and now she's melting chocolate. Please tell me she isn't gonna do what I think she's going to do.
>>581118she's streaming right now
>>580905This girl impresses me and disturbs me at the same time. Imagine basing your entire sense of style on some small-time indie rapper, but at the same time she's actually drawing and doing her best to further the "brand" image. Scary.
>>581129fuck off.
>>581118If we did, we wouldn't be here
Is... Is she going to insert chocolate inside the croco leg?
oh god.. syringe manual override..
>>581125I wish EN did this
>>581091>Caring about that Loser GirlShe should just disappear
>>581118Yes, say something nice to her.
>>581128calm the fuck down takeshi, jesas
That is gonna be disgusting beyond beliefChocolate covered sweet and sour garlic crocodile + squid
>>581132Based
>>581118Yeah her name is Gawr Gura
>>581118hah.... I haven't touched another human being in over 15 years.
Seeing only Haato for a few streams in a row weakened my Chammers cooking resistance, but this is just next level what the fuck.
>>580905just have a sufficiently low voice lmao
REINE'S FAT BLUE TIT(s)
haachama.....
God damn Okayu pulls off Usseewa wellALSO ASTEL AMAZARASHI
>>581135She is
>>581157>coveredlol
>>581155she seems to be the shining example of FERTILITY and YOUTH!
>>581113she's gonna use it for...decorating the plate?
>Choco did the red carpet thing again
>>581161you've touched a human being? get the fuck out normie
all this time being stuck in vtuber community, at last i got an oshi. this karaoke stream made me realize how i really like reine as a whole entertainer, almost gachikoi level.s-should i gosling and pop my supercherry, bros??
>>581135>DON'T WORRY GUYSSee, no need to worry.
crocodile chocolate...
You anons will NEVER have a valentine this year. Next year though? Dunno.
>>581118I'm together with my perpetual loneliness ;;
>>581151same
>Noel metal time
>>580969Collab, dieting and singing later.
>>580837But Coco Kaine was moving her eyes...
>>581175go for it bro, today is special day after all
>>581164
>>581181also no. and the year after that? nope.
>>581171Damn... why is Ame so incredibly fertile? She really needs to be careful. I feel like she could get pregnant just by a man looking at her for too long.
>One more time, one more chanceFUCKING BASED REINE
>5 CM per secondTURKEY LOVE
>>581135A syringe full of chocolate ..... she won't, will she?
There's still time for amagami challenge
>one more timeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Reine why are you singing this songplease stop
>>581118
>>581161sucks
NOOOOREINE NOOOOOO
>NOW WE ONLY NEED TO INSERT THE CHOCOLATEHAACHAMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
okayu voice sex...
>Astel voice turning me gay in background while I watch horror themed cooking show with HaachamaGuys...
REINE PLEASE STOP NO NOT THIS SONG
miko's back with a cooking stream. looks like it's going to be a chocolate tart!https://youtu.be/twYTOgg-oqo
>>581178Chocodile.Genius.
behold, reine's chat's magnificent display of the ancient chinese art of crying one's eyes out
>>581118You think I WANT someone attached to me? Jesus christ fuck no
>>581171hot
>>581138aka. deadbrats when they're at full potential
>>581218Listen to Noel instead, reject the gay, embrace womanity
>>581178A crocodile lost her child for this stream...
>One More Time, One More ChanceAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why does Astel have APEX Legends in English btw?
Reine please...
healing ukulele with Miomamahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaI4x3gDo0o
>>581118Yeah, I'm going on a date with her in 8 hours.
I see people are giving mori shit on twitter about the radio silence after the earthquake. I wonder how she's gonna respond
>usseewaI fucking hate this song, this gonna be the next king right?
What the fuck is it?
Did she bite into ti yet
>I actually like Astel's rendition of One More Time more than ReineAm I...am I gay for homostars?
Noel...you can't just read the lyrics...you have to sing them
nice plating desu
Why the fuck does this actually look good
>>580666enhance
too many stream ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm watching both Reine and Haachama's streams and I'm crying for different reasons.
>>581256Astel is a beast though it's not fair to compare anyone to him.
That actually looks kinda good.
>>581250shrek memes
>>581256No, Astel's just displays more emotionThere's nothing gay about appreciating good singing. You're gay if you're thinking of sending an akasupa though
>this clumsy and high pitched singing>one more time one more chancegod i feel it...
Polka liked this picture on twitter. Truly she's close to EN
>>581256Yeah, now fuck off.
>>581264He wanted to join boy bands before kpop killed it
>>581132Hope you are feeling better about your many shortcomings while doing so
>>581244westaboo
>- [EN]: theres some chocolate on my earphone
>>581256No, Astel is the God King singer after all.
Do you think GEN 2 has a chance of being on par with the 1st one ? It was that good, but I'm afraid how gen 2 will change things around... I hope the girl won't be overshadowed by their kouhai.
I will never make valentines crocodile with Haachama, or anything of the sort. So I'm likely thinking of killing myself in the not too distant future. But not until I feel contempt with the amount of Holo content I've digested first.
Chammers that looks good...you don't have to add in the choco-you know what fuck it
>>580666>le creuset
That is disgusting
>Injecting the chocolateNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hachama...
JESUS FUCK IT LOOKS UNIRONICALLY LIKE LITERAL SHITI feel like she's gonna throw up on camera one of these days from this
>>581288based?
What the fuck
>>581249shes pretty good
that chocolate looks like poop
Haachama...it actually looked good BEFORE you added the chocolate...
>CamouflageHaachama my sides
>>581306>I feel like she's gonna throw up on camera one of these days from thisAnon.
Rare picture of Noel looking to the right, but with her eyes closed
>>581306>one of these days>implying she hasn't already
>Haachama speaking about choco cunnyBut why
>>581291I don't know, Cover apparently does a great job of finding talent, I hope they don't get overshadowed. Gura and Mori should be ok though
>>581175Just have fun, man. I'm happy for you
None of the girls will stream for just 1 hour.You either abandon one date for another girl. Or cheat with all the girls and date them all at once.How will you guys handle this? Will you only watch your oshi?
I know everyone is busy watching karaoke but Mori's papa is playing the piano for anyone interestedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IIZAoCe3G0
>>581261kek
>>581306>one of these days Anon...
>>581251>usseewait already is, the original has enormous amounts of views, and IIRC sales too, then you have AZKi, Suisei, Watame and now Okayu who sang it in their streams, you get the picture, which is why I was trying to tell Risu (hi Risu!) that she and Reine should release their studio versions of Usseewa while it's cool
WHY IS SHE ADDING CRAB STICKS???
fuwa fuwa time sheep
>>581318no it really didn't
Why is Haachama sleeping?
Any clussybros here watching the member stream?
What song's Okayu singing, she sings it a lot but I keep forgetting the name
>>581328>Mori's papa
>>581282I want more Polka Ina. Even Polka Mori can be kino
>>581327I just care about ina, so no problem.
>>581327>Will you only watch your oshi?No
>>581338Camouflage
Thanks Jesas the camera is out of focus
>>581321Holy shit, that IS rare!
>>581308allegedly he's actually ranted on stream about Japanese being a fucked up language but you'd have to do archive reps for that
>>581328Sure why not, Astel's singing should work well with Piano and Haachama's BGM
>>581343Reporting in, appears to just be a chat stream not ASMR.
>>581328>Mori's papa??
>>581327Ame said the date will be short during the AI stream
>>581118Yes, and we're on a karaoke date right now!
chama just wished me happy valenties day, later virgins
>>581258just try and fucking stop her
>>579088It's cool.
>>581342she is dead
>>581327>How will you guys handle this? Will you only watch your oshi?Of course, you take me for a manwhore? Besides I have reps to do for her.
>>581327I’m only watching Ame.
>>581306>I feel like she's gonna throw up on camera one of these days from thisnewfag
>>581356is it actually true though?
>>581328anon, your papa reps...
MIO WHY, I CAN"T WATCH MORE MUSIC STREAMShttps://youtu.be/RaI4x3gDo0o
SHE'S AWAKE
>>581325>Gura and Mori should be ok thoughYeah but the question is how about Kiara or ame?
Man, this would look good if it wasn't for the giant greasy claw
ASTEL IS THE BEST! LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK ASTEL! ASTEL ASTEL ASTEL ASTEL ASTEL ASTEL ASTEL ASTEL ASTEL ASTEL ASTEL !!!
>>581327I'm not a Gura member and I don't care about Mori.>>581350You just had to jinx it.
GOD DAMMIT NOEL LOOK AT YOUR CHATThis woman has permanent left-eyes
Looks like something from RPG dungeon
Haato... don't look
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1360947259010023433>#HappyValentinesDay2021
enlightened haachama...
YABE
>>581388Based
>>581327Ame will probably stream for 1 hour for her first stream, so I'll be able to catch an hour of Gura's singing before I go back to Ame for Supa Sunday
>>581365She said an hour and a half probably.
>Haato will have to eat Haachama's chocodileOh no.... she will die again and then Haachama is free forever!
>>580666even Satan is angry
>>581327My oshi is Ina, so I can watch Gura and Ame at the same time without any guilt
>>581365Short for her is 90 minutes.
>1 year together>valentines>dinners ready baby >crocodil leg with chocolate sauce
Haato, I'm sorry you had to see ths.
>Haato woke up>Chama fucked off
>>581385Ina....
(trembling)
HAACHAMA
>Gen hoshinobased
>>581327there are three great karaoke rn anon. Just listen and wait. Alternatively do your reps
>>581395>>581397
>>581390>left-eyesRIGHT EYESPAPAPA
>>581327Just Ame
>>581327My oshi always my first priority. I'd watch others vods later
>>581327I don't give a shit about Mori or Ame so I'm golden
>>581327Consider yourself lucky for even being able to watch them. I gotta get up early in the morning for work as a yuropoor so I literally can't watch any of these (outside of Ina's drawing stream). Even Ame's date STARTS at midnight for me.I hate my life man.
Reine's bare midriff
>>581365She wouldn't want to miss her wife's karaoke.
NANI THE FAQ
Watame...
>>581395>>581397>chocolate just bukkaked onfucking hell
pretty good stream/10
https://youtu.be/oeCq2d6l64M
Oh god
kino
Is haachama chinese?
>Gen HoshinoThey had permissions for this? Wow. Either way, based. Is turkey really singing 40 songs? I'll stay for the whole stream.
Everything was just on Watame's mind.
>>581412That was during the Oblivion stream
>Koibased setlist so far
>>581461HACHINACHINA
>>581461australian
>>581461Worse, she's Australian
>>581395>>581397at first glance it almost looks appetizing
>>581447Reject sleep, return to caffeine
>>581385if Kwappi makes it into Gen 2, I can't see some of the Ame members/fans migrating, she's pretty much a weirder and more HERE Ame, while also being a legitimately better storyteller
>>581460...what the fuck is that?
>>581461She's eat it raw and alive if she was.
Sad Noel...
It might be because I've been corrupted by Ame and Noel's singing, but I find Reine's signing, while technically good, lacking in emotion and actual SOUL. Am I alone in this?
HAACHAMA FUCKING KILLED HER
Did Haachama shove Haato down somewhere?
>spoonENHANCE
Go the fuck back to sleep Haato
HAACHAMA PREVAILS ABOVE ALLI LOVE MY COCKROACH WIFE
I'm pretty sure this dish counts as a crime in some country...
>>581447I've adjusted my lifestyle and work schedule to fit around Ina's usual streaming hours even though she streams at the 4AM for me.You can make it work if you want to.
a-are those lizard claws???
>>581344Tsuki No Waltz
>>581463I think she meant that she acquired permissions for 40 songs, rather than gonna sing them all, but she's more than welcome to try
Haachama is really good at plating her food. Looks scrumptious!
>>581478can*
>>581327>tfw you will never live in america and have the true Holo EN experienceMy amazing "none valentines day february 15th" experience.
>>581478Her voice is annoying as fuck
>Haato wakes up>Haachama has to take time to knock her out againMY SIDES
>>581495It's crocodile anon
Question to croc eaters, are you supposed to leave the claw like that?
>>581495Crocodile
>>581451I want to hold gura like this....
>>581495crocodile legs
>>581345>>581362>>581379Oh right we have a bunch of newfags here. K's has always been seen as Mori's honorary papa due to how much he's assisted her with her music, the contest, etc.
>>581495reptile
>>581495croc
Just got out of hibernation, anything important happened today?
>>581497>She acquiredS-sugoi, Reine-ojou. I'll still stay.
>>581492I can't magically change my work hours
>>581478I watch bith but I’m not into hags, so staying with Ame thank you very much.
I wonder if there's any vegans or some shit seething at this
>>581508you're insane, her southern mom voice is actually like ear balm
>>581478>weirder and more HERE AmeWhy ame and not mori? Curious
>the lettuceah yes, I'm sure that'll save it
Gura's cute!
>>581523Haachama is eating a crocodile
>>581447hahajiggle jiggle
>>581496Thanks anon
>>581525Not with that attitude, anon.
>>581518>K's has always been seen as Mori's honorary papaNo he hasn't retard. Stop trying to save face and pretend you didn't just fuck up.
>>581509so, twins confirmed? Like Mion and Shion from Higurashi?
>>581118Nope.
>>581509I think she locked her up inside the mind jail again from the door sounds during the black out.
She does it for him!
you don't have to eat it haato, you can just pretend
>tastes like chicken
>>581514No
BLESS THE GODSSHE LISTENED
>>581424ina niche being really relaxing should be save as long there doesn't come something like sloth vtuber with a softer voice than okayu
>>581480Crocodile leg with tako, crab sticks in red sauce and chocolate
>>581478Literally 0 chance she makes it into Gen 2. She'd have much better odds making it into Gen 3.
>>581518>AlwaysI've been here since debut and this is news to me
>>581518I don't remember this having any traction at all, seems like you're just backpedaling a fuckup.
>>581130>Clownbros it's timeCLOWNBROSIT IS NOW OUR TIME!
>>581523A-chan is about to hit 1million.Also: Chocodile!
>>581256This doesn't make sense. Do you pop a boner when listening to Biggie Smalls?
>>581539I love her
>Haato wakes up>Sees meat>Instantly faintsTop tier story telling
>25ki-is this the epitome of virtual dates???
Stop eating salad and eat the claws, CHICKENCHAMA!
>>581515Only Ame has that privilege!
>>581509kek
>>581553A lot of amphibian/reptile meats taste like chicken for some reason, frog being another well-known one
>>581534I assume you're not a deadbeat? Koopa's nothing like Mori.
Bite the claw, Chammers.You know you want to.
Noel is having flashbacks to the 3rd Orc War
>>581553Lizards taste like chicken. Croc meat is just kinda rubbery chicken if that makes sense.
>>581551Steve Irwin was a crocodile conservationist, I don't think he wanted anyone to eat them
>>581518>always>honorary papaAnon, I don't think you know what it is to be a Holo Mama/Papa
I'm swapping through the karaokes. What is Haachama cooking this time?
>HomuraOkayu please, no... the waterfall
>>581545>>581547either way, I think it works
>>581551miss this homie like you wouldn't believe
THAT'S NOT CROCODILE THAT'S DRAGONHAACHAMA KILLED COCO AND IS NOW EATING HER
>>581565I feel like the chocolate is lost on this dish...I don't know, it just seems a bit much
>>581395>>581397To be honest, it looks pretty artistic
>>581507I feel you.
>purple shit running through the meat
>>581575Yes.
>>581523New songsAstel is singing, so is Reine, Reine also acquired million permissions
>>581591haachama is cooking hell on earth
>>581591Crocodile with Octopus and Chocolate
I'm pretty certain I just heard Polka say "Dovahkiin".This needs to end. This cannot continue.
RARERAREHOLY SHITNOEL LOOKING AT THE RIGHT-HAND OF THE SCREENGET IT NOW
>>581603It's chocolate anon.
>>581591chocodile
>>581259>>581501Yeah the plating is great, if you only take a glance it doesn't look suspicious at all
>>581583Redpillme in koppa
>>581518Anon, you are anonymous. You made a mistake, you can just let it go. No one would care after this thread is done.
So when is Ame supposed to make the AI dungeon stream public?
oh man i love kimagure romantic.
So what you're saying is that Noeru finally did her righto saido reps?
>>581582it's not "for some reason"birds are related to reptiles evolutionarily
>Mouthful of chocolate covered lettuceThis is obscene
>>579440Holy shit My heart
>rip cocokek
>>581609>Reine also acquired million permissionswhat'd she get?
>>581553>>581582>>581588Thats because birds were once reptiliansdinosaurs had feathers, chickens are just modern dinosaurs
>>581625She's kinda like Ame, but weirder and more HERE, also legitimately a better storyteller.
>RIP Coco
Holo...live
>>581588Better to farm and hunt them for a use than let their populations fucking explode like they have up in the NT.
DONT EAT THE SKIN YOU MADLASS
NO NOT THE CLAW
>>581582>>581588Are you even supposed to cook this shit with the scales and everything?
HAACHAMA, WAIT!
SHE'S EATING THE FUCKING SKINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>581656>Hololive>Everyone is lives-sugoi
Korone...
that leg looks slightly undercooked...
>>581617Todd always wins, what are you going to do?
>>581449UUUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
Classy, sensual high quality cunny art like picrelated >>>>>>>>>>>>>> trashy "hurr, look at the vagina lol" crap.
JELLY???
>>581646songs to sing.
y-yubi yubi...
>>581534Mori has her music and art stuff going on, generally being weird and HERE is far from her most defining characteristicit's much easier to place Koops and Ame next to each other and directly compare since they're both just 'that girl'
>She's eating fucking crocodile skin...
I never noticed but jesus Reines tits look gross on that frame. Thin waste but big baloony breasts.... the fuck?
OH SHIT
Poor Anya...
NNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
suggestion: realtime members-only poll left open indefinitely with two options: BGM TOO LOUD and BGM TOO SOFTsince Cover will never provide someone to even do soundchecks just outsource it to channel members so people don't have to spam chat and maybe make it ping an alert to chuuba if votes get beyond a certain threshold
eat me
>>581686I appreciate all cunnies
YUBI YUBI
>>581646For example she just sung Koi by Gen Hoshino, she has a history of excellent set list choices, and of mining her beloved Bandori for ideas on old songs to cover
>>581588>rubbery chickenI understand
haachamathat meatLa salmonella...
>>581582In the case of frog meat, it does indeed taste like chicken, but the texture reminded me more of angler fish
It's fine to eat croc skin you dumb cunts
Y U B IUBI
>>581507>he doesn't start celebrating with utc+14 and stop with utc-12ngmi
Chammers noooooo
Same, Anya
>>581686Based
>>581693are those even edible?
>>581707>not having standardsngmi
>>581699I need to work on my reps, is this announcing their idol costumes?
>>581699That's not news. They were supposed to get their outfits during 2nd FES but Luna's was bugged and the others didn't want her left out, so they didn't wear theirs either.
>>581699what is this?
>>581656basedd
HAACHAMA STOPSTOP
You would eat croc claw meat with your oshi, right anons?
>>581703Is she watching Haato?
>>581507Just have Ina as your oshi
You guys play with your food?Also bets on her ripping the claws off?
>>581649doesn't this only apply to the Sauropods?
>go to bed the moment Kiara ends stream>set alarm to wake me up before member'snow this is the KFP life
>>581747yes but fortunately my oshi is sane so I wont have to.
homura time...
STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD HAACHAMA
>>5817404th generation are getting their idol outfits
>>581717The fuck's the texture of angler fish?Where the fuck do you even BUY angler fishUsual selection in my area has barracuda and the occasional parrot fish, but no anglers
>>581652Do you think Cover could find her with the amount of subscribers she has
>Anya Melfissa Ch. hololive-ID>Oh that's pretty cute ww>>581750Yes
why would anya be concerned?I would of thought exotic animals being eaten in indonesia would be a delicacy
haachama playing with her food...
>Can't post rare Noel faces anymoreSu-sugoi
>>581336If thats the one with Usseewa in it then I think Festival and Towa sang it too.Like you said, its ubiquitous.
>you get to breed Haachama>but you have to eat her cooking for the rest of your guaranteed long lifeWill you?
Does Reine have Pretender in her repertoire? I really like that song and she's a good singer also it will distract me from what in the hell Haachama is doing right now
>Haachama will never hold your hand like she does with croc handWhy live?
>>581747Yes.
This is worse than spider oneI'm actually gaggingWhat the fuck man
>>581716Haachama's Stomach and Immune system has gotten so many Zenkai boosts that she's immune to any sort of food poisonings.
>Haachama holding hands with a crocHaatons? Mind explaining why you're getting cucked by an ancient lizard?
>>581764damn about time.
why is noel only singing into my left ear?
JWU why is Haachama eating a dinosaur
>>581507Ina's Her watchalong was my valentine's day stream.It was pretty weird seeing the implications of the movie...
>>581692>’that girl'That girl next door right? That kind of girl?
>>580969She spent an hour rating chocolate, released a song and then had 7 hours of shadowbanned superchat reading, i love her.Also member stream in 5 minutes, i hope it's comparatively short there's other stuff i have to do today
>>581757Rolling out of bed straight to clocking on. Really is the life.
>>581789it's LEFTO SAIDO time
>>581780>Get to eat exotic meats and fuck chammers dailyOf course
>>581785it's a reptile not a lizard
korone onegai start streaming so I can leave this cursed reptile cooking show
>>581794Ark reps for Coco Collab
>>581789LEFTO SAIDO LEFTO SAIDO
>>581780100%>>581782>>581785kek
>>581780yeah, I feel like trying crocodile now.
>>581772As a fellow knife she feels outraged cutlery is being abused in this way.
>viewers start dropping when she starts eating itYeah I don't blame them
>>581801No you don't.
>>581785>That croc's finger is inside of herIt's over bros...
Okayu streams are never long enough...
>>581812>>581789>>581805You mean right ear, yeah? Cause for me it's all right ear
>NOEL SINGING IN MY EAR
>>581808FUCK Taxonomy!
>>581757Being KFP is a secondary job at this point
>3000 people tuned out when she ate the clawWEAK
>prince of tennisbased oldfag fujo
>>581385the only thing that would make it worrysome for them is if Mana makes it to EN2. New Imps seem to hate the idea of her being in Hololive though
>>581822kek
>>581780Who do I have to kill to make this a reality?
>>581800something between that and that weirdo hikki girl that talks to no one but when you dig in you find a super interesting person with strange interests
i can't believe reine was tsukasa all along
>haachama will never cook and eat your hand on livestream
>>581768Where's damascus when you need him.I need him to have Anya shove a crocodile's feet into her mouth
CHOCOLAYTO CROCODILE
Why is Okayu not Burning?
That meat is kind of tough to be cutting with a butter knife
Reine the j-pop archaeologist
Piano and Astel background to Haachama's stream works surprisingly well
https://youtu.be/Z1fTwbJSD50Tenchou member's stream in a minute
>>581794Why aren't you?
>>581794She wanted to know what it tasted like to eat out Coco
>A quarter of Haachama's audience just got up and left as soon as she started eating the claw.It's fine.Only the strong remain.
>>581699>>581764One less thing to doompost about I guess >>504119 .
Festival is singing.Love songs? Not too sure.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IKs5dr1Wd0
THERE ARE TOO MANY DAMN STREAMS GOING ON I CAN'T HANDLE IT
>>581478since it's end of thread I'll just say it: Kwapi is not getting into HoloEN. Her 4chan memelord gun ASMR shit is as repellent to normal people as panties-on-head girl was to all of you and it's nothing but an astounding lack of self-awareness that makes you not realize this.
>>581860what the hell anon, that's supposed to be super secret!
Wtf is that?4th gen concert?
>>581850just offer her a meal of the most dangerous game, long pig
>>581852She said no burning for today.
>>581327I'll be watching Ina, Gura's Karaoke and Mori, no problems here. I don't really care too much for gfe stuff anyway, I'm just prioritising how I normally would.
STFU https://i.imgur.com/oi7Q8A3.png
>>581876Well yeah, we all know it
>>581876Based.
>>581865Couldn't she just ask Kanata?
>>581880It is?! Why did no-one tell me?! Fucking management, never tell me anything important
Did Haachama get shadowbanned?
>>581900>thingscovershoulddo.pdf
haachama love
>>581389none are member streams
nice to see she can use a knife and fork I guess
>>581876Mori's 'murder is so fucking kawaii' is about as much of a repellent and look where we are today
>>581888imgur bro....
I have poopy fingers but Haachama stream was starting... priorities
>>581870>missing Haachama kinoTheir loss.
>>581327I really only care about Ame and Gura and will watch both even if they overlap.I also won't feel guilty because I don't see either in that light.
>>581860>leaking secret company meetingssee you in the usual room anon
>>581858Piano? marasy8?
>>581900Sorry but tenchou doesn't do email, you gotta keep on top of things anon.
>half of hololive streaming members-onlyI hate being a poorfag
anyone posted it on /ck/ yet?
>>581920gonna have to agree to disagree with you on that one anon
>>581920delusional.