/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>58061119
/MANS/ Commandments

>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

VG babies...

>>58061172
amen

>>58061172
amen
cs2 is pretty cool

>Tempus Week is a good opportunity for the boys to branch out with their content
>Altare wants them to get more confidence to do big events

He's so proud of them. Leader cute~

>more events planned

>>58061268
shinri will never be able to take a break

>>58061098
beast, beast warrior, divine beast, winged beast, zombie, fiend, fairy, dragon, machine, insect, psychic, aqua, sea serpent, rock, wyrm, thunder, warrior, reptile, pyro, plant, fish, cyberse, dinosaur

I think by the end there was a reliance on Magni to do all the event streams, so I'm happy that the other boys are doing event streams as well

>>58061331
it sounded like it was stuff on Altare's end so I think Shinri will be ok

See Magni, we don't need you anymore please comeback *crying

altare really just says the most viciously self-depreciating shit out of nowhere and then moves on

>>58061352
I doubt there was going to be a full week of streaming, just couple major ones. That's why all the streams seem so rushed and done at the last minute

>>58061372
yeah I'm sure there's a poker stream on it's way among other things

that guy sounds like bettel on a bad mic

I've never seen this map before, why are they raiding the savages

>>58061503
this was my favorite back in 1.6

3 whole altare swears in one stream? he's OFF THE RAILS

>ASMR, let’s go
altare will never escape

>>58061480
Bettel does sound like an average american streamer

>Alright ASMR, let's go
KEK

AAAIIIEEEEE KEK

I bet he is farting right now that's why he has the supression on

Did Altare just get asked if he was gay?

Did we get a reason why they edited Flayon's animation? I just noticed last night.

Fuck I don't want to hear his keyboard

Why would terrorists place a bomb inside aztec temple in the middle of jungle?

>>58061756
funny?

>>58061756
Government uses that temple to communicate with the aliens, if the communications are cut the aliens will attack since they would find ghosting extremely rude

>>58061744
the artist drew the succubus chick from trouble days a little too accurately so they blurred it to avoid legal trouble. i don't know why they allowed it to get through production and only edited it after it was already posted but that's cover for you.

>the water is very fluid, kinda like your gender
WDHMBT

>>58061702

>>58061899
i miss you whore...

>>58061898
he's going to drink your gender fluid

>>58061744
as always, their management is too dumb to check the video beforehand.

>>58061899
I miss her.

>>58061898
He's turned on by Altare and wants to make the feelings slightly less gay

>>58061748
he heard your prayer and is getting quiet keyboard switches

>>58062013
Never understood why people hyped up mechanical keyboards so much

Altare…

what did he say

>>58062057
feels nice

Temprizz sounds a lot like Tempiss, you can't fool me Hakka

Damn he's WEAVING

>>58062124
something about the french

I'm so triggered by Altare's sens, fuck bro please

>>58062227
think he said he has a small table but yeah it ain't nice

>the rap song
AIIIIEEE LEAK

>Altare Holland
At least it got leaked already

"the rap song"
Even Altare is leaking...

JOBBBERRRRRR

KEK

>>58062345
How wasn't a bigger table his first investment then I don't understand

>>58062557
probably no room for one

>>58062557
altare lives in a tiny room filled with junk pls understand

>You alone would cause a m9 earthquake with just voice
Shinri, now's your chance

>>58062557
You assume he has enough space for a bigger desk in his room. He already uses two computers and probably three displays

>>58062706
Shinbear...

>>58062706
Time to kill the Japs

enemy team playing like retards holy fuck

>>58062706
Mongolian throat singing cover when?

That's based, Hasan

>>58062969
holy based

>>58062969
Get it, hasan

>>58062969
I hope she's not your own mother, Hasan.

>Am I too cringe, guys?
nobody tell him

>>58062969
why would you say this in chat

>>58063158
Happens quite a bit

>>58063158
Maybe trying to get a reaction out of Altare?

Been trying to get into his games but not so lucky and I'm on a loss streak kek

>>58063289
Good luck anon. Remember to call him a nigger for us.

Hi-Fi Rush anon.... He got it

hifi rushanon!!

>>58062969
Hag Hunter Hasan

I heard rape'em beat'em'up, abayo

>>58063332
>>58063349
LETS FUCKGON GOOOOO

>>58063366
giwtwm

>Team player
HE KNOWS

"I'm such a team player"

>>58062706
Isn't there a fish in Japanese folklore that causes earthquakes? Sasuga Shinri, pls target california

Man I'm so happy they got HiFi Rush perms, it only took 8 months but better late than never.
The protagonist is literally Altare, I wanna see how he reacts to him

>praise me more
altare’s praise kink is cute

he saw the tweet huh. or the post here

>>58063485
I've only ever heard good things about that game but I've never seen anything from it.

>>58063570
it looks like a VN roguelite from what I can tell so I'm not looking forward to it

>>58063570
It's a character action game where everything is synced to the music rhythm, even the scenario. It has a pretty cool 2000s colorful art style and is funny/nice overall.

that was sloppy, alt

>How old are you?
kek

>i brought an op, sorry, moment of weakness
>how old are you?
kek

>>58063685
Anon are you on drugs right know ?
>>58063739
This anon is right

>Help I'm stuck
>Step-bro!

>>58063685
What? It's not even close to neither of those

Altare is such a SHOTA

>>58063739
This anon is correct. Even objects in the environment move to the rhythm

Ok this is the game he gets called a faggot

>yeah fuck you
KEK

>you owe me a blowjob, right now. come here
>wait, how old are you?

>meooow
CUTE

>>58063917
I think he got called one earlier in a roundabout way

lmfao

kek

Dearest /mans/,
I pray that you are doing well. My family and I have been keeping you all in our thoughts and prayers.
I am writing you this letter today to inform you of a new development in my investigation into the Adventurer's Guild known as "Tempus".
It has come to my attention that the ringleader of this "guild", one Regis Altare, has particular tastes. Based on numerous eyewitness reports I have concluded that Mr. Regis takes frequent, late night walks around Elysium. Many have speculated that Mr. Regis is the culprit behind the recent Alleyway Strangler serial killing cases, but the truth I have uncovered is far more chilling.
All the evidence I have found points to Regis Altare not being a serial killer, but instead travelling across the city to an unassuming storefront. He knocks 8 times on back door and says a certain phrase before being allowed to enter the building. Inside he engages in despicable acts that I cannot bring myself to repeat involving a snail, a stickbug, and several 2kg jars of peanut butter (chunky, not smooth).
If you do not hear from me again tomorrow, assume that my cover has been blown and that my investigation has come to an end.
I pray that I will be able to send you another letter in time, but in the event that I am unable to do so I wanted to let you know that YEAH!!! WOOO!!! YEAHHH!!!
Yours truly,
Anonymous

"I'll purr - meow~"
This guy must be an older man...the Altcatnip is taking effect

>You owe me a blowjob, come here
>How old are you?
KEK his teammates are great

this stream rules

>>58063989
meds but YEAH WOO YEAH to you too

What was that lol

The Rust trophy is so beautiful
https://twitter.com/hizakigamma/status/1700118381146591509

>>58061346
why would anyone play this

>>58064190
Why would anyone not beat your ass

>>58064218
cope harder
yugioh is dogshit lmao

peanutbutteranon if you’re here
do you just want to torture altare with it? what’s the appeal?

altare got carried, rough

>>58061346
I meant more about the different types of summonings, I only know normal, fusions and rituals but that card has some weird crystals

it is NOT GAY to kiss the homies good night

Altare having to clarify to people again that they're not actually flirting...

>yo dude nice cock

>You might be gay. But you don't have to be gay to be bros with your bros
>If you think everything guys do is fujobaiting, you haven't hung out with your friends
Based

>>58064370
holy fucking based

All boys are gay to me, thanks

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1700235927556391100

>>58064398
>All men are FAGGOTS

>team player
>fujobaiting
is altare /here/?

>>58064398

>>58064398
All women are disgusting sea urchins to me, thanks.

what is this guy's accent

this stream is a fucking VC rollercoaster

>>58064414
Yes.

>vagueposting
what the fuck is wrong with VG

>you’re so beautiful you know
>no

ok this guy might ACTUALLY be gay though

>>58064472
>sea urchin
Natural creature of God's creation
>gays
RuPaul's Fag Race
No contest

>>58064576
Its in their name, VaGue

>>58064458
he never left

Can any men watching this stream confirm/deny that men talk like this to their bros and say “dude nice cock” in the lockerrooms

what happened

>>58064643
who is ths guy

>>58064670
Someone in vc dropped the n word.

>>58064681
Jeffrey cosplayer

>>58064666
I do but I've never said shit in the locker room, that's too much

>>58064666
In locker rooms no because That would actually be a bit over the line to me, but randomly yeah pretty normal to jokingly say that.

>>58064666
most of my friends are guys and they do that shit all the time, even around girls they trust

>>58064666
it's funny when you're not naked. i don't think i've talked much in the lockerroom but one good memory was singing sea shanties together

>>58064670
Someone dropping the big old n word on VC, but you can hardly hear it thanks to the gunfire.

>>58064576
>Maori
Oh shit, no wonder everyone in Stars likes Bionicle.

KEK

AHHHHHHH

>>58064696
>>58064771
hard r?

oh man lol

KEK

MAGNI ON STREAM WTF

Yeah, that's a big nope on the VC for this game...

>i’ve had enough of these n words all right
>more and more of us white folk need to use the n word
not what i expected to hear on an altare stream

>"I've had enough of these n words, us white folk need to do something about it--"
Magmite spotted

>>58064666
yes but normally when you're holding something phallic (ex. eating some hotdogs, watering something with a hose, a lead pipe, a gun, vacuum, etc.)

Well it was fun while it lasted

>>58064458
He really is huh. Hey Altare, stop fujobaiting, I don't care if you want to suck their dick, it's not funny

>>58064817
no, just nigga. Plus the guy is black and started saying 'more of US white folks should be able to use the nword'

That keyboard is such a scam

>>58064863
you guys had better clip it I went to make myself a coffee

I miss the vc...

Of all the streamers I watch play fps, Altare is the strangest experience

>>58065098
I'm sure you do nigga

he got lucky there

>>58065098
nigga

Nice

Now I’m just thinking about Altare being dominated by bigger more masculine men… ToT

>>58065336
altare dominated by a group of muscular black men

>>58064666
kinda rare ngl but my friend group is angry a lot

>>58065356
let's be real, he'd rape them all

>>58065422
even better

>>58065422
based
he's crying as I type this but based

>>58065422
>fake crying and then panting and acting like a puppy chasing his tail RIGHT NOW

Powerbottom Altare

>>58065499
That's how you lure them in, cheapest trick in the book yet it works every time

>>58065510
I wish Altare was an otter powerbottom

>>58065437
>>58065463
>the real reason Magni joined the guild was because he was awed by Altare's buck breaking talents

>>58065510
this is the way

>>58065510
this is not the way but better than most false ways

Thought I was free of women here for a moment but that's never the case I guess

>>58065612
women own you

>>58065612
you’re watching a regis altare stream

gonna end in a tie, your welcome

>>58065612
Where do you think you are, son? Now bend over.

That was luck.

>>58065612
can't go to a single place in this site without finding the orc enablers

Altare's so sloppy but winning I'm mad

>collab is rizzing tempura
ah, cringe incarnate

>>58065843
what are you gonna do about it?

>collab is raping tempura
ToT

>>58065917
Just be disappointed

>>58065843
It's Nuke, you can be extremely sloppy on CT because of CT sided it is

im the last young male non-menhera with no rape tendencies and straight brotuber enjoyer here after all..

>>58065984
Well of course not many of the men here have rape tendencies. The women though...

>>58065953
CS is generally CT sided. Playing sloppy just because you can isn't a good justification either

>>58065612
Why would you think that

I hate women

I sex women

>>58065984
I'm not young so you might just be.

>>58066186
cbdct is that way sister

>>58066221
I don't like cock, ball, dick, cloaca, testical torture, sorry

>>58066255
>I will never put my oshi through cbt
I hate it here

>>58065984
take out the young you fucking coward

>>58066255
Cloaca torture ToT

kek

Dumbass

>tfw you will never travel to the center of the amazon rainforest with Hakka
>tfw you'll never strip him naked and cover him in strawberry jam
>tfw you'll never recline on a lawn chair while you watch him get eaten alive by insects
>tfw you'll never finish on the writhing mass of insects that have subsumed your oshi's body
Yeah... Woo... Yeah...

>>58065885
Who the fuck even enjoys Counter-Strike?
>laggy netcode
>physics that only work half the time (CSGO'd)
>AWP spam
>aimbots
>80% of the playerbase is Russian

>>58066540
The answer is in your own post.

>Been using stickers without permission
lemao

>>58066540
skill issue

>>58066540
you sound like a woman pretending to know something

>>58066614
Why do they need permissions for the stickers

>Hi-Fi Rush
>Pokemon cards
>Dark and Darker with Hakka
>Zelda

>>58066738
naisu

So happy for Hi-Fi Rush anon…

>>58066683
I bet it's something along the lines ghAt they didn't write in the perms doc that they would monetize it with stickers, only Super Chats.

>>58066738
rpr... axel...

>>58066738
>Pokemon cards
easy skip

>>58066738
o7 riptaredesk kino
>>58066766
now just need groundedanon to get a win

>>58066738
Man, that feels good, his schedules were getting very bland and repetitive during July and August.
>>58066766
THAT'S ME ME ME.
Now all that's left is Grounded...

>>58066776
But jpstars use them no problem. Why is the ENmanagement so difficult

>>58066676
I'm a guy and I used to play CS:GO. Then I realized my K/D wasn't going up and the game still sucks after playing for days on end.

>>58066847
If only Omega was still around...

>>58066834
July was good, take that back

>>58066832
But Doctor... I am Groundedanon...

>>58066899
oh wtf bro you're just greedy

>>58066899
This anon is a fake
I am Groundedanon

>>58066939
wait what's going on right now

>>58066847
Yeah and we know they don't share the same perms.
I remember that around the time Axel first enabled all the monetization options, he said he had to disable them again because according to management "the super thanks would stay monetized after the stream in the comments and they didn't have perms for that" or some shit like that, I don't quite remember his words but he also didn't quite remember management reasoning.

>>58066939
How dare you. I am the grounded anon

>>58066938
Hey, I have my own dream streams, what's wrong with that.
>>58066939
Nah, I'm not gonna say I'm the only one that's talked about Grounded because I've seen one or two other anons mentioning it, but I've been asking for the stream forever. Pretty much since the Raft days

I want them to play Blacksad or any detective noir game

can the 5 men present tell me if they're interested in buying the tempus backpack

>6 years into the future
>All of HQ has graduated
>They get together on their RMs and play Grounded

>>58067153
I'm interested.

Gavis senpai sounds so dumb

>>58067128
>Blacksad
That's a name I haven't heard in ages

>>58067128
Magni why are you still here

>>58067153
not really I have a backpack

>>58066847
Apparently they haven't been able to get perms for anything since Tempus Week started. Like, their perm requests are falling on deaf ears. Does management really not have a plan for any of them once the week is over?

>>58064576
VG vague post like women, my god...
I just hope the next debut of StarsEN don't end up like this.. except Bettel at least.

>>58066738
WHERE ARE THE TOUHOU STREAMS.

>>58067183
But they didn't like the game... I bet it was Nowa and Altare that didn't like it.

>>58067183
it takes 6 years for all of them to graduate?
pretty impressive

>>58065984
Mano ya no des lastima.

>>58067240
Management is abandoning StarsEN
Tempus Week was just a final whimper before they let the branch rot
All hands are on deck for StarsID, they're the last chance for Yagoo's dream to come true.

>>58067253
why would Altare play touhou

>>58067153
I would buy it if I was still in College, I have no use for a backpack of that proportions with the job that I do

>>58067273
Axel needs to buy a full ass house, that isn't an easy feat

Are there any /mans/ in Quebec

>>58067293
i personally asked him to play touhou in my dreams.

>>58065984
Pipipipipi

>>58067352
oh I hope he does then, would pretty rude if not

>>58067153
yeah im going to scoop it up at the end of the week with surprise end of week merch and fauna cap

>>58067344
I hope not, I don't want to imagine there being French speaking people /here/

>>58067352
What the fuck is wrong with Altare?
He agrees to play the game during a dream you shared and then he just refuses to stream it?
Fuck this guy, I hope he graduates

>>58067153
I have no use for a backpack but I'm thinking of buying one for my old sister

>>58067293
None of the EN stars are good enough at gaming to play Touhou.

>>58066514
YEAH!!
KINDA WEIRD BUT YEAH!!!
oh
...

>>58067153
i have 2 backpacks and 2 handbags, no way I'm buying another one that's overpriced and takes 6months to get to my place

>>58067189
>>58067241
>>58067305
>>58067396
>>58067460
thanks that's what I thought, it's not gonna be a popular item with guys

>>58067305
How small is the backpack? I have a toughbook for work so I imagine it won't fit in there

I wonder how much Altare spent in Axel's birthday present only for it to be sent back to Japan because he insists in writing Johnny Sins in the recipient field

>>58067569
>3/5
that's a dramatic conclusion

>>58067485
Touhou is not even that difficult to beat. Sure you'll die a lot but the games are usually very lenient

When is altair altair playing battlefield 2042

>>58067616
it's on the smaller side, I saw somewhere that it can fit a 13" laptop but don't quote me

>>58067569
I want a bag for anime cons or have it just be low key for theme parks i guess
>>58067616
15 x 12in

>>58067771
>13" laptop
Well I'm out then.

anyone /here/ got ohmonah hoodies and can give some info about the material and imprint quality?

>>58067485
it depends on the game honestly. touhou is way easier than most people think and if you played enter the gungeon or the binding of isaac before you can get the gist of it quite quickly

>>58067706
I see that you are suffering from the same misconception that I had. No, Anon. You are good at video games and are vastly overestimating the skill of the average person.

why did leader playing with bros and getting treated like a kid make me horny

>>58067979
because you're a disgusting degenerate coomer that's damaged their brain thanks to terminally online behaviour

>>58067853
Oh, that could be it, I'm really into retro gaming and shmups are usually some of the games I have the most fun with. I got into Touhou very late (around 2010) so I think I expected too much from how infamous the series was for its difficulty

>>58068154
Think of how dumb the average person is, anon.
Then remember that half the world's population is even dumber than that.

>>58067850
Material quality is great, it's soft and not scratchy but print probably won't last too many washes unless in cold water and inside out.

>Altare gets messaged by multiple cute new kouhai
>ignores them
Is the woman-hating not just a meme?

>>58068154
It's also worth noting this is Tempus we're talking about, and without Vesper as well. None of them are on the grindset of the JPstars. Altare and Shinri have their moments but mostly just in shooters.

>>58068297
so much for unity

We need fortnite arc again

>>58067850
Very comfy, soft on the inside, warm but surprisingly not that sweaty. The print is pretty basic plastic-y one that will eventually flake off

>>58068297
never has been

>>58068297
He slid into their DMs, obviously. The public Tweets are their way of saying "I see you as a sexy authority and am waiting for your call." I will not take my meds.

What the fuck is he on about?
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1700256857577885718

>>58068363
Kintama glaze clan....

I just had a dream Hakka called me to do a period pain simulator collab… is this the power of Temprizz?

>>58068478
Trying to recreate August 19th?

>>58068478
>>58068544
It's a Honkai thing.
https://honkai-star-rail.fandom.com/wiki/March_7th

>>58068478
Character from Honkai Star Rail. A cute retard.

>>58068595
sex

>>58068595
>>58068630
Why the fuck is she named after a day like that?

>>58068686
It's the day she was unfrozen from space ice

>>58068686
I think she has no memories and they found her on that day

>>58068686
she has amnesia and March 7th was the day they unfroze her

>>58068721
>>58068726
>>58068728
That sounds retarded

>>58068768
it was written by chinese "people"

>>58068768
But she's cute, Flayon agrees.

>>58068768
She is retarded but in a cute way
I'm trying to turn her into a dps right now but I need another eidolan

>>58068768
Oh, so it's okay when Avatar does it?

>>58068768
It probably sounded better in Chinese, but they have this thing where they feel like they have to use literal translations for proper nouns.

pretty based

>>58068686
>>58068768
>>58068790
>>58068973

>>58069016
2bert wrote those tweets

>>58068973
tbf translating her name makes sense so it's easier to understand when she explains it

>>58069080
Would be funny if she was named Gertrude or something

>>58069016
What does DOUKE mean

>>58069016
douke?

>>58069154
dookey

>>58069154
>>58069171
Clown

>>58069175
okay nahida

>>58069154
>>58069171
Means "clown"

>>58069155
perfect profile pic from Shinri kek

>>58069194
>>58069224
should just say clown them desu

Altare VOD still up. Mane-sans are asleep let's goooo

>>58069297
His vod was fine, honestly

>>58069297
It's weekend in Japan, they take the day off, will probably only be around for Hakka's stream later.

>>58069258
cute kouhai trying to teach the nihongo dekinai some words

>>58068297
Regis Altare HATES women

>>58067849
LoLK can suck a dick I will still be mad because I am bad

>>58069452
touhou 15 its probably the hardest game in any mode ever its ok anon

>>58069062
I have put these characters into Google translate, and had it say it in Chinese. Sounds a lot better than March 7th, but I would hesitate to say that it sounds amazing. Is this the Chinese equivalent of when George Costanza named a child Seven?

>>58068297
>cute new kohai
Excuse me, that's my husband you are talking about.

>>58065843
>>58063742
>>58065953
>>58066133
sloppy like his blowjobs

man life sucks, ofc I'm not going to be home during the end of tempus week, new debuts and many outfit reveals

I miss <・)))>«

>>58069897
We got new debuts and outfits reveals? Why are you leaking stuff, Hakka?

>>58069897
You can see streams on your phone.

>>58069894
Do NOT reach into the cage! They will bite

>>58069927
I'm trying to decipher who this is but got nothing

>>58070037
psish

>>58070037
Shinri

>>58069958
can't watch shit during family meetings

>>58070141
Vesper spotted

>>58070079

>>58069946
i think they mean the new JP girls debut

>>58067850
very comfy. i'd suggest buying a small if you can unless youre a fat fuck. she wasnt joking when she said theyre oversized

>>58070219
I need Shinri to play a game that makes him laugh a lot again

>>58070544
throw recommendations at him, sounds like he's out of games to play or perms autism is getting to him from his last community post.

question about flays drip in the dead world mv
those ribbons on his skin...is this something people really do and "wear"? because it creeps me the fuck out

>>58070141
Tell em your tummy hurts or something

>>58070797
yup, theyre called corset piercings

>>58070797
Some alt people, women mostly, get them. Not that common, only kind of if you are into body modification.

>>58071536
I have a great craving for the clown

I really thought this thread would last until tonight's collab, I can't bake again ganbatte

>>58071922
I'll do it.

>>58071536
Will Bettelion ever let him out of their sex dungeon

Are the anons that imagine Tempus fights to songs still here, I need new music

>>58072146
No.

>>58070474
Can confirm. The hoodies are big enough to wear 2 sizes smaller.

>>58071922
>>58072122
love u bakers mwah

>>58072146
After dead world? Absolutely not

>>58070870
I love this edit KEK

I still think about that art with a tied up Bettel riding Magni and the Maglord has a leash on the clown that he pulls.

>>58072524
It's magni riding, if we think about the same one
https://litter.catbox.moe/8aekxv.jpg

>>58072524
This one is good too https://twitter.com/cherryshibari/status/1671404939883737088

>>58070870
If animal anon hasn't made a post about this critter, I will. The Hakkuervo is an intelligent, family oriented species of Tempbird often found in denser temperate forests. They are naturally noisy birds whose calls can carry for miles. May heaven help you when more Hakkuervos join in on the shouting sessions (and they certainly will since it is a bonding activity for them). Chicks in captivity will scream at people as a form of happy greeting. While these birds are content to leave humans be as long as they aren't being threatened, during mating season the markings around their eyes will turn crimson and their scelera will darken. These physical changes herald an uptick in aggression. Managed to get this picture before it dive-bombed me.