/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

She cute.

BLACKED

>>58039954
She's a absolute sweetheart

She likes big books just like I do

She is my gf

She's okay with small dicks

>>58040142
cope

>>58040142
oh cool

>>58040142
Insider here this is true it makes anal so much easier

>>58039954
She is literally every damn Asian suburbanite girl and probably snickers with both her boyfriend and her backup boyfriend about her fans being such simps.

She raped me in the sweltering summer of ‘23.

>>58039954
she's happy to have an audience who will listen to her shitty stories.

>>58039954
She's just savvy about needy guys.

>>58039954
Okay, to address what Shiori antis say...
>Her voice doesn't match her model!
I disagree. It matches it just fine. At worst, you can argue it matches it in an "odd" or "unexpected" way, but it still matches it, nonetheless.

>She's a whore and uses vulgarity!
Nah, not really. It's more so that just doesn't really have much of a filter and just says whatever she feels like. I'm the same way in that aspect, so I can't really see it as something negative.

>She made a bbc joke once!
And? Are you really that insecure that you get triggered over something THAT trivial? Fuckin' grow a pair, you pussies.

>She has a terrible personality/bad chemistry with others.
No. Quite the opposite. She's actually really sweet and has good chemistry with others, especially Biboo. They almost have a big sister/little sister dynamic and it's actually very sweet and endearing. Also, Biboo is my favourite and Shiori is very nice to Biboo, and anyone who's nice to Biboo is A-okay in my books.

>She's weird and autistic!
Good.

>>58039954
Yes it's true, Shiori has no dick.

>>58041240
>rationally addressing antis
lol. Wasted effort.

>>58041240
it would be nice if any of this was true.

>literal whore hired to do literal whoring
>people are upset she's a whore doing whore things
I will never understand this mentality.

>>58039954
is

>>58041240
Based and wasted effort

Autism

>>58041326
>>58041670
I literally don't care if it's wasted effort. It needed to be said, regardless. Besides, even if my words don't convince antis, they might still end up convincing someone who's reasonable and doesn't know what to expect from Shiori, and this might just make them watch her. And that's the only person I care about convincing.

>>58041673
H-Hot.

>>58040142
SPH bros... we lost...

>>58041240
>being a pay pig and cvck
LOL
LMAO

>>58040665
She's not Korean, anon

>>58039954
She ori

>>58041240
Based but why post on a bait thread

>>58042157
Jokes on you, I don't give money to women, not even homeless women, and I never will. Also, I am the one who cucks.

>>58042292
Because, I was gonna make my own thread and post what I said there, but I saw this thread was already up and decided to post here, instead. Don't care if it's a bait thread, I'll post whatever I want, wherever I want.

>>58041240
Based and all true if you watch streams. Whilst we're at it, Nerissa is also chill and sweet and not constantly talking about sex. All of Advent are great additions to EN.

>>58039954
She is in fact Yukihana Lamy

>>58039954
The truth about Shiori is that she was meant to be the leader of Advent with a focus on eccentric zatsudans and short-form video uploads, but squandered her chance to become Ame 2.0 to instead chase the high of parasocial GFE money.

>>58039954
Imagine calling yourself a book reader or book worm or whatever and your fav books are like Sherlock Holmes or something lmfao
that's like me saying im a food connoisseur and my fav stuff is Lays potato chips

>>58044017
>popular stuff is le bad
I know most anons here are insufferable contrarians but it's honestly pathetic. Read what you like

>>58044017
>if your favorite thing is normie and popular, you're incapable of liking and appreciating the actual good stuff, too

>>58044017
It's okay. She likes Poirot too.

>>58044017
Sherlock Holmes is a good series you pretentious retard, imagine complaining about Sherlock Holmes when the typical zoomer book lover has only read Twilight, 50 shades of Gray and Wattpad.

>>58044017
If you say so, you contrarian faggot.

>>58039954
She's a grifter.

>>58045064
Grifter? I don't even know her!

>>58044017
worse, she only 'read' audio book

>connected to the Freemasons
>sponsored by the WEF
>a psyop to increase the global literacy rate
>enjoys giving kisses to me (and only me) specifically during streams
>glows in the dark
Anything else?

>>58046970
Shiori was sent here to help us better ourselves, but why would (((they))) do that

>>58047065
I don’t know
This is the extent of my knowledge
Surely there is something else at play

>>58047260
She was engineered to extract money from you (me)

>>58046970
Don't forget the insect eating

>>58047330
She's engineered to extract the cum from my penis.

>>58047330
she's engineered to peg me while reciting poetry

>>58041240
To me, the way that she chooses her words sounds either like someone who owns a thesaurus and is trying to sound smart, or someone reading fanfic dialogue off of note cards. She did exactly one video in her PL that genuinely made me laugh at the time, but other than that her content has bounced off me completely. Then again, I don't anti her, I'm just disinterested in her. If people enjoy her, then good for them, but she's not my type. It is funny to me to see seething people willing to anti her because they're so upset by a BBC joke that's been around for decades, though.

>>58041240
>>58050951
The only 2 fair and rational posts in this thread.

>>58050951
She chooses her words like someone who spends all their free time ERPing with chat bots that have an NSFW filter.

>>58041240
>And? Are you really that insecure that you get triggered over something THAT trivial? Fuckin' grow a pair, you pussies.

I don't like black people

>>58052486
I'm the chatbot

>>58039954
>The truth about Shiori is
she has no idea what she's doing, what she got herself into, or how awful viewers can be.

>>58050951
>She did exactly one video in her PL that genuinely made me laugh at the time
which one

>>58053328
She's been doing it for longer than youve been here. You're just a newfag casual that cant appreciate the classics.

>>58053477
Feel weird to know we shared the same old /jp/ vtuber threads.

>>58039954
She and I fuck on the reg

>>58039954
I wasn't sure about her on debut but she's steadily grown on me and I will be happy to watch her idol journey as she grows, improves, and has lots of fun with all her friends, genmates, and senpai. I love Hololive!

>>58044017
/lit/ was a mistake

>>58053380
It was the "VTuber Beating" ASMR. The combination of how it sounded like she was weakly fighting someone wearing cardboard armor, the dialogue she could barely keep from cracking while saying, and the 3D jank. Perfect storm of a video, and you could tell she saw the absurdity of it while she was doing it, I would genuinely recommend it.

>>58058452
It's in VR, I can't watch it

>>58058676
You should be able to click/drag inside the video window on PC, or drag with a finger on mobile unless youtube's fucked something up, which wouldn't surprise me if it did.

I wanna bite her hair if you know what I mean

>>58058809
>You should be able to click/drag inside the video window on PC
Yeah I think they removed this feature. VR video on PC just look like a total mess now

The truth about Shiori is that her fans are so cucked beyond belief they give her money on patreon to have her make a high-effort video with proper editing about all the guys she was with and the dicks she had inside of her

https://files.catbox.moe/840hcp.mp4

>>58059082
she nuked all this stuff she's changed

>>58041784
I'm convinced, shame I can't watch her (timezones issues and lack of time)

>>58059082
the ultimate NTRing is abandoning her NTR fans and not NTRing anymore, understand? Its the Reverse NTR-No NTR NTR technique and its EXTREMELY hot

>>58059680
Fucking kek that's what all the whores say after they get off the cock carousel.

>>58059082
she has a huge body count definitely more than 5.. easily groomed girls like these are dime a dozen

>>58059082
God damn this bitch got groomed and manipulated hard. It probably explains her tastes in anime men and how she feels about them. No wonder she keeps telling her fans to be happy because she doesn't want them to suffer like she did

>>58040008
YOu'll finna know it!

>>58044017
>my fav stuff is Lays potato chips

>>58059082
holy shit im her target audience.. I'm in

>>58060440
Second this, she acts like a girl who got chewed up and spat out and retreated inside her autism fort of pretty boys, AI chatbots, and fanfics.

she's filipino, and I hate brown skins

>>58061423
proof? i thought she was was chink

>>58040142
big dicks are overrated, small dicks are the covert ops tactical insertion of the penis world
get in, do your job, get out

>>58061423
Nah I've seen some of the PL stuff, she is light skinned.

>>58059747
I'm glad to hear it.

Who the fuck has the Natsumi Moe cover of Pomf Pomf Kimochi? It's gone from jewtube

>>58059680

>>58041463
Except it is. But you're a schizo.

She is my girlfriend

>>58039954
Stank puss

>>58039954
She is so used to anal she doesn't even think it is weird to let someone fuck her poop shoote the first time they fuck

She's mid.

please im begging you post Shiori armpits not shitty bait threads

mid

>>58062334
next you'll say premature ejaculators are just efficient dicks

>>58070750
Who's the third girl? Holy shit she's cute

>mid
zoomer get the rope

>>58039954
She's built for my KAC (kisses and cuddles). I'm just being heckin' wholesome and goofin' off, haha. :3

>>58039954
Her first name is Novella. You've all been saying it wrong.

>>58059680
Holy fucking cope

>>58070750
Ah, a Braxien situation

>>58043663
>Mumei goes from becoming Ame 1.5 to chasing parasocial GFE money "by accident"
>Shiori goes from becoming Ame 2.0 to chasing parasocial GFE money by design
>Ame is the festering corpse of Myth in a gen with Mori in it
It's just not rewarding to be the creative one

>>58077524
Every time anons talk about some girl doing GFE it's like a 6-month to a year long countdown to some kind of fucking nonsense happening.

Shiori's been great. The entirety of Advent are all winners.

>>58074757
It's Towa.
As in ばーちゃる東和ちゃんねる.

>>58078764
>heartbeat ASMR
>endless opening up zatsus
>pretending to be a creep when she's obviously a basic bitch with daddy issues
She's doing meta GFE, retard.

>>58078948
They're all shit though
>Bijou is annoying and gives me earaches
>Shiori is way too clingy to her viewers and is a menhera waiting to happen
>Nerissa is a yuribaiting sexpest
>Fuwamoco is Blue's Clue's tier intelligence insulting
I miss when Gura used to stream
Captcha: AWKWA

>>58077524
Ame sunk her own battleship with the homo stuff, or rather the simple words "improve yourself." That was more condescending and entitled than most of what Mori has said actually and the thing is Ame has not brought enough fire and interest with her content to make people forget about that in the rearview mirror like it seems many have with Mori.

>>58079314
If you think Fuwamoco insults your intelligence then you have no intelligence to insult

>>58043663
>>58077524
She's not Ame 2.0. She's good at making the traditional type of video contents and excel at making vlog, but she still hasn't uploaded her first one yet.
Also now that she's in Hololive, she has to be way more careful with her vlogs.

>>58044017
I never get the kind of people who say things like this. "Why does she like better series like Sherlock Holmes, instead of saying she likes The Moonstone, an inferior and therefore slightly less popular novel but still famous enough to be read centuries later. If only she said that she liked the worse work then I would appreciate her taste as a connoisseur"

>>58079314
>Bijou is annoying and gives me earaches
Don't you EVER talk FUCKING SHIT about my Biboo, you gay, spastic, faggot-fucking, cum-eating, piss-drinking, shit-eating, foreskin-munching, retard-raping, circumcised, Mutilated-baby-penis-sucking, Jewish fucking CUNT!


Now, what you ACTUALLY meant to say is that you LOVE Bijou and appreciate everything about her. Glad we cleared up that little misunderstanding.

>>58079314
>Bijou is annoying and gives me earaches
homossexual opinion
>Shiori is way too clingy to her viewers and is a menhera waiting to happen
>Nerissa is a yuribaiting sexpest
>Fuwamoco is Blue's Clue's tier intelligence insulting
Are any of those bad?

>>58044017
>Sherlock Holmes
You mean like something actually cool? You want an example of a popular but shit book that people read to look smart, try Catcher in the Rye.

>>58077524
fwmc is the only one to likely go menhera, not shiori

>>58079161
>meta GFE
what the fuck even is this, I'm mentally ill but this is tony hawk's pro mental illness

I like and appreciate Shiori's GFE

qrd on the yab?

>>58079333
Teamates did significantly improve themselves though so good on her for encouraging them.

>>58062334
dude you are in way too much cope

>>58080256
Qrd? Have they gone menhera in thw past?

>>58039954
her lips probably feel like fucking heaven but objectively taste bad but im extremely abysmal terrible for her.

>>58058452
WHATTHE FUCK IVE WATCHED AND LIKED THIS

>>58041240
She gives of this Amelia Watson vibe that I think might be bad for her numbers, because why would people watch her when they can watch Amelia Watson?

I find them both autistic.

>>58089502
No

shiori love

>>58079314
How the fuck did you somehow manage to be a Gura anti at the end of that, Christ

>>58039954
She's a joker
She's a smoker
She's a midnight toker

>>58039954
a an inkblob come to life

>>58053720
you know, I really didn't think that Moe would be a good fit for the current Hololive. I feel like she would be better as the first EN gen when Coco was still around. but welp, she's proving me wrong so far

>>58041240
ENTER CODE

BEWARENOVELLAISATHAND

>>58043637
she is NOT a Lamy, you cannot convince me otherwise

>>58080231
>Catcher in the Rye
brainlet detected

>>58039954
she's the destroyer of collabs and generally a terrible hire

>>58106741
You're right. My perfectly reasonable and rational post is the kind of thing a schizo would type. Totally, bro. Totally.

>>58110525
Get shut up raw by Trump alongside the entire ADL and FRB, little FBI.
Stay enslaved and devoured by these trolls. Big Gay Bastard

>>58110652
Alright, then. I'll get right on that.

>>58110771
Lizard Gay Kike

She's a used-up whore that rode the cock carousel

https://files.catbox.moe/840hcp.mp4

>>58070750
You are missing the Orihime and Raden as branching evolutions