/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Next Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1pBVg4DoMY

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCkCkQroTv8
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2tTx419i3E

Over the Garden Wall【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4ae7EbEzt0&t=654
Cooking for My Novelites【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSapW3nrbU&t=6687
Take My Tomato Soup【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSapW3nrbU&t=6081
Moldy Overdose【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xOyrgufb0M&t=5221
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf

I had to visit the catalog again... it was awful.

Hello fellow bookclub novelites.

The voting has concluded.

http://poal.me/b4w7bd

Our Winner for short reading is A Study in Scarlet by Arthur Conan Doyle
availible as pdf here https://libgen.is/fiction/DED5EA795207B046BFEACC7CA6A3D579

The long read winner is Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
availible here https://libgen.is/fiction/D3605EEE8DEAD8EC321395D1A2519912

Choose either one or both to read and we will rate/discuss them on the first of October!

Just hearing her voice helps make life seem like it is actually worth living

I miss Shiori already....

>>58026688
GFE is a retarded term and is mostly used as a buzzword, but that's a lot of terms thrown around on this board in general. No two anons ever mean the same thing by the same word when they talk about something on /vt/. Rectification of names is long overdue.

SHIORI A CUTE

>>58027419
Shiori is affectionate and she makes me feel loved and appreciated.
There. That's somewhat explained.

i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

I've thought about someone just now. I won't tell you who.

>>58027581
Is it Shiori?

I kind of like that she's playing these quirky games I wouldn't play myself, because I keep to the bigger name slop.
I should probably pick this one up.

>>58027620

>>58027419
Shiori is horny for me and told me I'm hot tonight.
There. That's somewhat explained.

>>58027419
Personally I can see why Shiori would still be appealing even if you didn't have an overwhelming urge to princess carry her to bed and bless her with child (although I do admittedly).

I got home very tired 15 minutes before the stream and decided to nap until start time. I fucking napped until an hour after it ended.

>>58027848
You fucked up, she flirted a lot tonight and the kissu was super romantic.

>>58027838
I can see why people go romantically crazy over her.
But to be fair I'm super hyper para para into wanting her to be my friend.

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

>>58027848
I hope you rested well

Novella, my Beloved Novella

>>58027848
It's alright Novelite, Shiori would be happy that you got a well-deserved rest.

>>58027419
NTA, but i think to light up the debate is the healthy thing to do right now. Not that i fucking care other how anons call it or felt it. but for how they are pushing it thread after thread. We use to have a ton of green WOTs from passionate anons vomiting their most weird feelings, anons playing with audio, asking about drawings or prompts for CAi and showing some kind of result. now since last weekend raids we are only a bunch of weirdos who come from "i love her" to discuss "how many hours we could keep watching her tits" and that's it.

i won't say flirting is not part of her endgame, but that's not all of it and some anons took it to obnoxious levels.

Can someone tell me why Shiori is seducing me in a very dorky kinda way?

>>58028388
Since Shiori is back I didn't think posting about the AI was encouraged, outside of anons who are doing interesting things and we all know the main use of Shiori AI...

timestamp on I am coming Shiori here's my goo?

>>58028512
She mentions it enough for the discussion to be fine, I think.

>>58028580
https://youtu.be/ZCkCkQroTv8?t=5594

>>58028388
Post skin color

>>58027486
I'm looking forward to the day that this ritual posting anon evolves from "just a tiny tiny crush" to "I'm madly in love with Shiori Novella AAAA".

>>58028677
just this time, cause i really want we discuss this.

>>58028740
Fine then, the reality is it's probably just a natural consequence of the honeymoon of new things ending. In addition, this split is a completely different place at night hours than it is during the day and none of the novelites in the daytime consider what happens here actually worth dealing with because half of the posters here are just from Jakarta at night. Constructive conversation in these threads is directly proportionate to how close she is to streaming. That said, goodnight.

>no subtlety btw
>not mean-spirited btw

>>58027128
kek agree

My girl has such a sweet voice
Can't wait for her first cover

Is catbox shitting itself or is this on my end?

>>58029115
yeah it's dead

>>58029115
Seems borked for me too.

>>58029115
Having problem using it with Firefox, so yeah

>>58029138
>>58029143
sigh

>>58028886
Sleep well Anon

Just this time, I'll kneel to chat.
Not doing hot sauce was a great idea, because we got a supreme song stream

>>58029115
its probably going to be dead permanently soon
the more popular its gotten the slower its been

The singing was really cute tonight. Makes me even more excited for her next karaoke. Her voice sounded really good too, or atleast better than id have expected it to sound after being sick for so long.

>>58029226
Are there any alternatives or? I only know of catbox

>>58029226
>It's probably going to be dead permanently soon
Why do you say that
It always happens, it'll be back up soon

>>58029206
People /here/ hate concernfagging so much they start leaning to the opposite extreme. A healthy chuuba is better for everyone and voice is the main asset they have. Fucking it up for a retarded challenge is peak for what purpose.

Leave me alone
Leave me alone
I can't help but repeat myself
I know it's not your fault
Still lately, I begin to shake
For no reason at all
For no reason at all
For no reason at all
For no reason at all
For no reason at all

Petition to call this Shiori Novella Original
'Hot Chat Box of a Body'
https://youtu.be/ZCkCkQroTv8?t=322

I'm going to go hold her hand in Koikatsu.

Shiori has good rhyming skills
She could be a freestyle rapper

>>58029226
It was indeed a good idea not doing it. But still chat keeps overprotecting her sometimes like sending more than one SCs to reminder her to make an appointment with the doctor even when she doesn't want to.

Back to applying for jobs. I doubt I'll get any of them, but it is what it is. I'm sick of being a NEET but trying to find a new job has been miserable and fruitless.

>>58029540

Missed the stream, was it any good?

>>58029710
Yes. Did anyone soundpost the last bit?

>>58029710
Archived Karaoke with new originals

>>58029710
She was more hyped and had fun with the game.

>>58029710
Yes.
She was horny again.
And there was a lot of cute songs and moans and humming.

>>58029710
yes. lots of shiori singing to the in game music. go watch the VOD.

>>58029659
>mori sucks at freestyle rapping because she has to constantly think and prevent herself from saying nigga/nigger
>shiori has to prevent herself from asking people to shoot their goo at her

Shiori sang a lot today, it was supremely cute.

I need to catch the VOD but I don't have anything else to do at the same time to satisfy my low attention span

>>58029930
I dunno, masturbate.

>>58029930
Read some book or play some game

>>58029930
Listen to it carefully and record clips for soundposts to stay engaged

I think it's hot every time she says oh good gosh/god!

>>58030256
How is it hot?

>>58030256
I can't explain why but I agree

>>58029930
LIFT Shigger
LIFT

>>58030422
Everything Shiori does is hot.

>>58029540
Only handholding positions with Shiori
I like stacking positions too

AI anon here, Ok so, I got Chikai done. I think this one came out pretty well personally.
>>58025944
https://files.catbox.moe/qtmczd.mp3
I also did Hana ni bourei that an anon requested
https://files.catbox.moe/ul3cvx.mp3

Cute? Sex? What's that? I think she's more of a COOL person.

>>58031012
I need art of shiori doing the jotaro pose now

Hey novelites today I bought acid from a guy who pimps women after getting the addicted to hard drugs but it's okay because I'm also like so broken and my life is so tough and deep and shit. Gonna watch a Shiori VOD!

Okay, did I do it right?
https://files.catbox.moe/rv80ht.webm

>>58030918
>Hana ni Bourei
Thank you thank you. I love the song. A bit of accent in the rendition, but I think it suits her voice.

>>58031057
cool story bro

>>58031172
Why did you crop out the rock?
But being serious, the only thing fucking me up is caffeine.

>>58031121
While alot of her kisses are quick pecks. She really leaned in close for a smooch on this one.

>>58030918
>Chikai
Yeah that's, that's really dangerous for me. I can dissociate it as being AI and that's for the best, if the real one sang it... jesus christ.

>>58030918
That being said, what genre of music is Shiori's timbre actually suited for?

>>58031057
Perfect stream for an acid rip desu

>>58031121
>>58031222(me)
Also, yes it works, and thank you for including a catbox link in the post as well.

>>58031211
Shiori handing over a gun to commit a crime was the important part

>>58031249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcv6QcuctGY&ab_channel=IchikoAoba-Topic

>>58031121
Shiori cute
Is this the everhood stream?

>>58030918
Taylor Swift - You belong with Me
i give thanks in advance AI anon

I might make a couple more silly things, I might not.
https://files.catbox.moe/nniz8p.mp3

>>58028512
Late to the discussion by about an hour but I feel like AI is still valid with how often she herself brings it up.
Obviously though unless it's some cool concept, we all know by now it will just end in intense soul draining sex, so I'd at least want ai topics to be kinda different, there was one anon a while back that made his c.ai bot into a storyteller for example. Seeing parts of that script was cool.

>>58031428
Humanity, time, and soul. I'll give it all to Shiori~n.

>>58031237
theres a part around 2:55-ish where it gets deeper and a bit jarring but in the original song theres like this deeper voice layered on the delivery of that part and as much as i tried i just couldnt get it to scrub off with my removal tool. So i ultimately left it in.

>>58031249
Thats a good question, some songs just work better than others really(assuming youre talking about my edits and not her actual singing). I will say, songs that generally have solo female vocals or not too extreme of ranges/are more "chill" seem to translate over better and i can make them smoother.
Ive gotten better i think at getting rid of more echo and background vocals which is a big factor in waht causes alot of artifacting or cracking in the generated vocals. Also it helps a bit if im familiar with the song so i dont have to do as much cross-referencing to make sure its translating over right, but that is less important.

>>58031411
I have thought of doing this song a few times but i forgot, thank you. i will check it out and start right now.

>>58030918
Just listened
You did a wonderful job Aianon
A pleasure to listen to them

For Novelites with short planks.
https://files.catbox.moe/bfgvos.mp3

What songs would you want her to sing in an archived utawaku?

I love my goth girlfriend!

>>58031712
I'm going to pretend she was talking about actual planks here.

>>58031712
Ok but how far is Shiori's gap?

>>58031411
Ok i just listened to it again to see if it sound sdoable(it does). If this works this is gonna fuck me up.

>>58031549
I saw what that anon did and started to use it to supplement my paracosm recently as well...

this is going to sound like a shitpost but I'm being real
Shiori has brought some very unexpected changes in me, changes that are even more radical than I expected
These involve me giving up watching Vtubers to improve my life. I'll still become a member and watch her streams when I have time, but I won't be as active in this community anymore
It's just that I don't have the time, and I was already sacrificing too much by spending so much time /here/ (The problem is that it's very difficult to watch Vtubers and resist the temptation to come here and shitpost so, it's better to simply stop watching Vtubers altogether)
> See you tomorrow
Yeah maybe Who knows, but I really gonna try to change my life for the better and this place is no good

>>58030918
Nice Hana ni Bourei. I'm queueing up the counterpart.
https://youtu.be/LAlzrCndEv8

>>58031942
I think you will find vtubers more enjoyable if you can get off of this shithole of a board.

>>58031942
Good luck anon.
If you believe that's what is best for you, good luck.

>>58031942
If you manage to get out then grats to you. Otherwise see you tomorrow.
I do hope you manage to though, since it's what you want.
Man usually I'd shitpost you and call you a retard but Shiori has really started to change how I interact at least with fellow Novelites.

>>58031942
Good luck anon.
I was doing a good job avoiding this board and vtubers in general for most of the year, then Shiori got me back into them. I felt like shit anyways so it was still a positive, but anytime I venture outside of this split it reminds me of why I hate this site.

>>58031942
See you tomorrow

>>58030580
Ended up playing Holocure for 40 minutes while I listened in, but it's 3 am and my back hurts from doing other exercise yesterday so I'll probably end up just skipping the gym when I do wake up due to not wanting to risk anything when I don't have any access to healthcare

>>58031942
ogey

And in two flavors.
https://files.catbox.moe/ddqe0k.mp3

>>58031942
Goodbye. And don't forget, you're here forever.

>>58032113
Because of Shiori I started lifting again and now all my feed is just self-improvement videos kek, no the cringe-shitty kind th, I mean cool Inspo, people around my age doing awesome things, makes me wanna work harder, but I can't if keep wasting time here
The problem with 4chan is that, when you post, you "need" to keep coming back for the next hour or so to check those (you)'s
It's worse than twitter, leddit and tiktok
Because you don't have an account you HAVE to keep an eye on the thread, that's a huge waste of time

Think this one is the last for me tonight.
Shiori cute.
https://files.catbox.moe/48pcjd.webm

>>58032500
Huh? I just say my piece and then forget jt ever happened.

>>58032566
you just came back th ;)

>>58032528
Look at this cutie!

>>58032500
If you're thirsting for (you)s, then the issue is not the platform, but the need for attention or validation. Continue sorting yourself out, anon. I believe in you.

>>58032500
You can just leave them open in a tab and just... look away. Go to another window, a game, a stream.
If it's inside of a general they aren't going anywhere, and if it's in a catalog, then you've found your actual mental problem.

Would (You) cannibalize another Novelite?

gm novelites

>>58032761
Good morning.
Did you sleep well?

>>58032748
For Shiori~n, I would eat each and every single Novelite here.

Goodnight Novelites

>>58032791
Goodnight, sleep well.

>>58032628
FUCK

>>58032783
better than the entire rest of the week so far
>>58032791
goodnight novelite

I am truly a warped individual.
I just daydreamed about having lovey dovey sex with Shiori while she's in her last stage of pregnancy.
Then we both got so into it, it devolved into animalistic sex for the sake of pleasure, disregarding her babies existence and risking a miscarriage just for the sake of that temporary pleasure.

>>58032500
Well first step to actually leaving is the inner idea of not caring for (You)'s or responses.
Good luck anon, I don't think I could ever leave /here/ until Shiori or this site ignites in a blaze of glory, whichever comes first.

Good evening novelites

>>58033060
Goody veining, anonymous

There are novelites around the globe!

>>58032919
Is this a cute vs sex allegory or...

Why won't Ao talk to Shiori?

>>58031407
Oh, sorry, yes.
Yes it is.

I am in love with Shiori

Reminder Shiori loves eating Wendy's

Reminder that Shiori liked Velma

Reminder that Shiori is the cutest.

>>58032919
That's not how that works unless you were going REALLY wild. In fact I think sex is an example of something to do if the baby is being a stubborn little prick and you wish to induce pregnancy because they're late.
The sex doesn't literally induce pregnancy, but the hormones and shit that flow during sex might speed up the process that's already on-going. Like if she'd go into labour a day from now, it might be sped up.

I want more bug content

>>58033532

>>58033532
She should go to china and do a vlog

>>58033532
Did you watch the bug video today?

>>58033524
I don't know what I'll do with this info other than indulge in pregnancy fucking fetishes even more but thank you for it I guess.

>>58033408

>>58033787
It's good information to know for both day dreams and potential chat bot scenarios

>>58033163
Maybe she didn't see her tweet

>>58033905
I suppose, just saw the most likely corporate mandated address all of the ENstars, and our girl is out there pining her heart out. Poor Shiorin

Good morning novelites. How was the stream?

>>58034046
See >>58029745 >>58029747 >>58029751 >>58029756 >>58029764

>>58034046
Great. I one guy'd shiori but its all in good fun and she knew i was kidding

>>58034046
Oh and good morning. I hope you slept well~

>>58034046
Really good. I won't say it was the cutest, but it was the most feel good one yet, if that makes sense. I'll probably rewatch it later.

>>58034030
Thanks now I'm angry

To the anon that said they want Shiori to play Faith. Just say John is such a depressed husbando and he's broken with guilt and the game is about fixing him

>>58034216
And tell her she can avoid the romance route so it's okay if she self inserts as Father Garcia

>>58034281
Its alright lisa is his twin sister from the orphanage

good boys

dont care, Shiori is my girlfriend

Bros... I am thankful to Shiorin for getting me to try reading again, one of the best things I've done, I am reading The Idiot currently and it's great. Did anyone else try reading after watching her, if so how did it go/what did you read and was it good? Did it make you happy, was it a good influence?

>>58034702
I read the book club books, and I'm going to read the ones for this month. They're different from what I normally would read. It's fun for a communal thing, I suppose.

>>58034702
I read almost every day, but it's mostly web trash. Reading classics with anons is a nice change of pace. Rrats in the walls made me want to do writing reps.

>>58034702
I haven't read since high school because I found it to be a chore for homework, but now that I can do it leisurely it's actually not that bad

>>58034746
Nice, I see Crime and Punishment won, it's the first book I picked up and finished after I decided to start reading again, great pick

What are her top 3 streams for you so far?

>>58034840
Yeah, I feel the same way, though I feel like what I tried so far has been more enjoyable than what I had to read in hs, and also the stuff I had to read in highschool isn't the kind of stuff 80% of highschoolers can understand/enjoy anyway or maybe they filtered me because I was too retarded, even though I didn't have to read it back in hs I tried reading C&P too because it seemed interesting but it filtered me back then, I only (barely) got through the first part but when I read it from cover to cover a few weeks ago for the first time I couldn't put it down

>>58035017
Movie watchalong, Minecraft/Zatsu, Cooking Simulator.

>>58035017
NSO #2, Everhood, Shiori comes home sick
Bug video would be top 3 if it qualified.

>>58035017
>>58035135
>>58035214
And explain why

>>58027269
Any good clips of her?

>>58035294
>explain why
shiori

>>58035294
Man, I'm on my phone and phoneposting gives me cancer.
NSO #2. Definitive parasocial ignitor for me. Many of her words on streaming really spoke past my brain and to my heart.
Everhood. Cute and fun throughout and I really love her singing.
Shiori comes home. It's in the title + good zatsu + funny asset.

>>58035017
1) crash course vtuber lesson
It's important to me because that's when she became my Oshi
good stream it was comfy, cute and sexy
2) Only up tied with ASMR stream
Very unhinged and sexy
3) Everhood
I don't know I had too much fun today she's the best

>>58035294
>Movie watchalong, Minecraft/Zatsu, Cooking Simulator.
Because those were the streams I felt our souls resonate the best. Is that enough of an answer?

>>58035406
Not really, you have to watch streams
Her content isn't clippeable (compared to bijou for example)
But I guess this will give you an Idea
https://youtu.be/i4GtMlPX3Jo?si=UXdJmtRstzEyilDI

>>58035588
NSO #2 48min-55 is amazing, almost teared up
>>58035017
Not exactly top 3 but my important streams folder currently contains: Vtuber crash course, RPG maker, Shiori comes home, tea party, some zatsu clips from NSO 1&2. Also bug excavation
reason: I like them

Good morning bros I love Shiorin.

>>58036301
Good morning Novelite.
Any good dreams?

Pagely reminder that Shiori~n is the cutest, especially when she uploads morning audioposts.

It infuriates me that the female orgasm exists.

Wow! Cute Shiori!

>>58036563
If this is cute, what is sex?

>>58036591
This is sex!

>>58036626
Lewd

>>58035017
Bug Excavation since it was a perfect dose of Shiorium during her break and it also proved she's somehow capable of going on tangents in a pre-recorded videk.
Little Shop of Horrors since she never stopped talking over the movie and was clearly having a great time sharing all the trivia with us.
Her Sickly Tea Party since the scuff and handcam stuff were super cute.

>>58036329
I dreamed of a world free from the Demiurge's clutches.

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1700090174007652416

>>58036867
ShioRyS is HAPPENING

>>58035017
>the monetization relay zatsu where she talked about peter pan
>sickly tea party
>the first vtuber crash course

I don't miss Shiori Novella.

>>58037251
That's what you say now before she goes to another 10 day family vacay

>>58037419
I do wonder for both the thread and Shiori what's going to happen next time she needs to go away, or decides she wants to take a break. Will it be cold turkey, no twixxer, no youtube prompts or shorts or videos?
Right now she's being absolutely exemplary, and I'm super grateful.

>>58037505
Last time there was a break, this thread actually did very well, and Shiori put out some form of content every day except for maybe 1 or 2. I am very thankful that Shiori is pretty thoughtful.

>>58037419
I can handle it.

>>58037571
I do think that she handled that really well. She set up the expectation multiple times beforehand, really driving that in. Then she also promised 'presents', which personally I thought were only going to be twice in the whole break. The cherry on top was as you said, it was every day except perhaps 1/2. I don't think anyone could have handled it better.

I love my wife Shiorin.

>>>58026688
>"aint i a hot goth gf"
ESLs need to stop using the contraction "ain't". They always use it in the most awkward way where it either breaks the flow of the sentence or simply doesn't fit at all.

>>58037419
I just hope she doesn't catch something again. She's been coughing on and off for weeks now.

>>58037942
NTA but nah it's used fine there.
t. Texas Novelite

>>58038100
>T*xan
How many popped hemorrhoids do you have?

>found out that if I'm unhappy then I'm hungry and I just need to eat something
Worrying discovery. I could get as fat shit

>>58035017
1. Phasmo Collab with nerissa
2. Microscope sample
3. Rusty lake hotel

But every stream are very interesting and engaging she's very creative

>>58038298
>Best stream being a Collab
You actually need to leave.

>>58038289
that really does work but I'm not sure why

>>58038353
LOL

>>58038298
>Saturday night slut

>>58038298
Could you explain why?

>>58038481
That was l4d, we also need the fucken elevator story.
SHIORI, IF YOU'RE /HERE/ DON'T TELL THE ELEVATOR STORY NEXT STREAM

Shiori should collab with me. In bed. Name of the game: Sex.

>>58038571
Sexfags aren't welcome in this thread.

>>58038289
>>58038393
Ok how do I put this

People really underestimate how much the body influences the brain (brain in the sense of soul-emotions-feelings not physical brain). Cartesian dualism was a mistake.
You know how women say that they eat chocolate when they are depressed? well they are right, it works.

Food should not be just high calorie (or low calories) slop to keep you running. It should be important part of life and mental health.
Comfort foods, eating always the same thing, buying the same sweets you bought when you were a kid, all that matters. And the context of what you are eating matters as well.
It's part of why collective food eating was often a collective ritual hidden beyond layers, that stuff is therapy, it does make you happier.

>>58038487
1. Jailbirds and yurifags
2. Tangent
3. Tangent
4. Shiori cute
5. Shiori cute

Goodnight Novelites.
I hope to meet Shiori in a dream~

>>58038298
>Phasmo collab with nerissa
Actually braindead, the everhood stream was 10x better

>>58037942
As someone who uses ain't 100x daily, the use of it here is fine.
>t. Ohioan

Ahhhhh I want to memboor, I want to have a green name, I want to spam emotes like a silly person.

When will I be allowed to breakdown and cry?

>>58040538
You're always allowed to cry anon. There's nothing wrong with letting out your emotions and expressing them in a healthy manner, you fucking faggot

>>58040538
What is stopping you?

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>58038727
>Need to eat to survive
>Body makes eating one of the most pleasurable and mentally satisfying experiences to encourage eating
It's literally just biology, you should eat healthy and everything, but you should also make an effort to eat well. Stop eating fucking ramen and low-effort microwaved got slop. Learn to cook. Your mental and physical health will improve.

>>58040538
never

>>58040538
Once we hit bump limit until the next page is baked.

>>58040754
Hiding behind the table out of embarrassment was so fucking cute. Sad we didn't get a skit last stream but all the cute singing and noises made up for it

Dear shiggers, novelights, miscreants and shoggoths.

I touched grass today. 4 hours.

>>58041003
Why?

>>58041003
Why are you such a faggot

>>58041049
Went to a viking villiage with my students.
>>58041079
You smell like minimum wage.

>>58027419
>>58038727
FUCK ZHUANGZI, I FUCKING LOVE DISTINCTION

>>58041003
>no Oxford comma
>touched grass for four hours
I'm not sure even Shiori can fix you.

>>58041785
Foreskin removal pov

>>58041383
i actually mildly dislike the oxford comma except when it's necessary for clarity. i dont really have a strong defense of that stance, but it's always struck me as ugly and turgid
t. tower of tattle anon

>>58041905
Understandable. I enjoy shitposting about it but I can honestly understand where people are coming from both ways about it.

>>58041986
oh i hope it didn't seem like i was having a negative reaction to you. it was more musing than anything. somehow i'm reminded of that one bant from some parisian writer i don't actually know, that he always ate lunch from the eiffel tower because it's the only place in paris where he couldn't see the dreadful thing

>>58041785
POV When they will euthanize me but, they give a chance for final ejaculation.

>>58042248
It'd be really funny to euthanize someone and let them have a final jerkoff, except they inject you before you can actually climax as the ultimate orgasm denial.

btw how was the stream last night?

>>58042326
Funniest prank 2023.

>>58041905
Not including the comma makes it seem like both words are related somehow

>>58031942
Please stay

>>58042365
Good. Go watch the VOD.

I got woken up by a phone call after 5 hours of sleep and don't know if I can fall back asleep

>>58042906
Melatonin pills. It's okay to let them control you.

>>58042906
You slept more than I do on average. Good morning.

I think the reason I like the post collab zatsus so much is because it feels like Shiori was looking forward to spending time with us but we got invited out with some friends and she tries to contain herself while in the group but as soon as they leave, Shiori is able to let loose with us and go on all the tangents she's been bottling up.

>see cute girls outside
>schizo delusions flare up and tell me that once I invent DNA editing I should put myself in the body of a 15 year old, get a fake identity, and enroll in a high school
I should just get a lobotomy

>>58043022
No, I think you're onto something. Continue.

>>58042966
Well, at the very least it's fair to think that chat is one of the entities most tolerant to her yume outbursts.

I really respect Shiori, in the Minecraft zatsu she was afraid of running out of tangents, then yesterday on a gaming stream she actually managed to be entertaining just from playing the game and engaging with it. How does she do it? How can anyone compete with her?

>>58043332
Flare

>>58042966
I get this feeling at the start of almost every solo stream, too. I think she really does bottle everything up around other people because she's insecure, and talking to Chat feels like the only place where she just gets to bee herself without people cringing. I think this is also why I love her cringe moments, she just seems so happy to let loose.

Actually it reminds me of a dog I used to have. She had been abused before we adopted her so she was really nervous all the time. The first time I got her to Play, running around and chasing each other through the house, she was really awkward and didn't know what to do but was so obviously happy that it's one of my favorite memories.

God I want to fix Shiori so much it's unreal.

>>58043296
what is yume?
>>58043022
do you mean like, you saw hs girls outside that were cute? not even judging. obviously strong ephebophilia is pretty tough to live with in society, but passively noting that hs girls can be cute and wishing you were back in adolescence is i think fairly normal, if socially unacceptable to talk about.

as far as the irl time regressor fantasy, though, just remember the best time was yesterday but the second best time is now. um... not to go to highschool again obviously, lol, but to be the person you want to be. people tend to have time regressor fantasies because of unfulfilled regrets or a sense that if they had their adult brain in highschool they could mog all the other kids, which would be badass but, you know, no reason you can't mog people now.

>>58043506
>one of my favorite memories
Just realized everyone else who was there for that moment is dead now. God I want Shiori to fix me so much it's unreal.

>>58043531
Yumejoshi.

I can't fix her

It's always I can fix her this, she can fix me that. What happened, to the strong silent schizo?

>>58043611
sorry man. thats a rather somber realization in the morning, if bittersweet. it shows you're a sweet person though.

>>58043851
I am silent?

novelites mind sharing the best Shiori faces you have? want to expand my Shiorio folder abit :3

>>58043851
terry davis died man

Hot take
I want Shiori's RWBY watchalong stream

>are you timezone or just got from work
I still don't understand what she meant by this. Can anybody spoonfeed me?

>>58043972
This but without 's RWBY watchalong stream

>>58043977
She said is it your work or time zone. People were posting that they were going to work in chat. She was wondering if it's because they work night shifts or are from time zones where it's morning.

Cutebros lost
https://files.catbox.moe/pb3nij.mp4

>>58044178
Me on the left

Shiori woke up yesterday and said to herself, "I'm going to love novelites today.". What an eventful day. I love her.

Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

I wish she also posts poals for the /shig/gers whenever she's /here/. Shiocracy is dead in these areas.

>>58044281
There was a poll in the prologue titled
>is Shiori the pollfag
>yes
>no
I guess she was having fun with us. I can't believe I've told her to kys. Multiple times even.

https://youtu.be/CeB-jsy9jAo
Shiori, please sing this on your piano karaoke stream. I will die a happy guy if you did.

Outside I saw a fat bitch with huge tits and cleavage and the woman wasn't anything worth writing on /vt/ about, but the boobs bouncing up and down as she walked made me see God. Like I was depressed but now I feel there might be something to life.

Shiori membership doko

>>58043531
It's definitely regression fantasy. A lot of my dreams have me either go back to school, or appear in some abstract post-high school structure with the people I knew in my past schools.

>>58045807
Anon needs tits shoved into his face like Shiori said.

>>58046084
Shiori is right, men are simple. Most of the men in this general would be saved if some women would just shove their tits in the men's faces, yet the chances of that happening are slim.

>>58045877
Next Tuesday

>>58046175
doesnt seem to work for yorick though

>>58046175
In a way, women not using their beautiful big tits to heal men is paramount to murder.

>>58042939
>>58042906
Few weeks ago I tried a chamomile and melatonin tea. That stuff is powerful, I thought it was just old wives tale tier but it really makes you sleep like a log. It also gave me vivid dreams.

>>58046221
Yorick is suffering from success. He gets access to all the anime girl breasts you could ever dream of. He has nothing else to strive for. He knows that he's already peaked. There is nothing else for him to attain.

>>58042966
>>58043506
Shiori is a himono onna. They are women who on the outside look competent, smart, cool even. Look at how she acts in collabs, always supportive and helpful.
When they are at home, they let themselves loose. They wear sweatpants, live like slobs, etc.
See: dekiru neko (the anime is airing right now), mafuyu from bokuben, hotaru no hikari (the live action is what made the concept relevant in the pop sphere)

I don't really visit this board but this is a question I feel like would piss off the 2 people I talk to about vtubers, but does Shiori always do a buncha name-shoutouts directly to chat? I saw her Everhood stream and figured that'd be my intro to her since I love that game and I've had some fun watching her in collabs, but only up until I stopped at the Zigg fight because it felt like half of the stream was just talking to chatters.
I don't think there's anything wrong with that, in a way I respect being able to talk to your chat, but it's just not really what I'm used to and feels weird to watch as someone whose not really a part of her community.

>>58046244
Smother him with breasts
Make him understand
The world on you depends
Our life wil never end

>>58047439
Shiori streams are 40% whatever the topic is 30% random tangents 30% chat interaction

>>58047439
Everhood stream definitely had more chat shoutouts than usual because she had to focus too hard to go on tangents and chat was slow enough to read, but she does usually answer SCs as soon as possible and try to keep up with what normal chat is saying

>>58041785
I'll happily donate my semen

>>58042248
Hot
>>58042326
Even hotter

Today's happy reppies:

> Got 12k steps in and didn't burn in the sun
> Got my hair trimmed and relayered and it feels ten times as manageable (got a few extra layers a la Shiori fluff)
> Fitness reps done
> Art commission complete
> Laundry ironed

Now all that's left is to enjoy dinner, Shiori's stream and maybe some reading in bed while it's light outside.

Disclaimer: I've had salt and pepper hair since I was fourteen and a length and style very similar to Shiori, she just makes me embrace my inner hidden autist way harder

>>58048437
Wear the dress.

>>58048437
Nice

I will just project my life goals to anything related to Shiori because I don't have any ambition in life.

>>58047439
Yeah her streaming style isn’t for everyone
And she interacts really differently in collabs and solo stream, basically we watch for her tangents and cute moments

>>58048865
I love that meme within these boards but I'll have you know I already do

>>58049588
What goals are you supposed to project if you have no ambition?

>>58050636
Proof Doko

>>58050891
I've posted it before but the wiser anons advised me to be careful! Got lots of cute gothy dresses and summer ones though. I'm such a slut for alternative and dark academia outfits

>>58047763
Good it needs to be analyzed

>>58051252
Fair point
Protect yourself and have a nice day

HOT TAKE: Fucking a femboy in the ass isn't gay but sucking a femboy's dick is definitely gay.

>>58051709
Is that really a hot take? I thought that was normal

>>58051804
I just posted it because Yuruyakatou has a new doujin and it was hot.

>>58051709
both is gay desu

One day, I'll make her laugh. I've tried so many times but I only ever get awkward 'tism giggles. I'll keep trying, shiggers. That's my motivation. That's why I do reps.

>>58052001
Try me, anon. Make me laugh.

Guys, Shiori is retweeting sex again...

>>58052102
She's horny this week, its okay

>>58051709
If Shiori were capable of bio-pegging I would not look the gift horse in the mouth.

>>58052046
I'm kinda shy now, anon.

I lost my tech job early this year. I spent a long time trying to find a new job in that field to no success before I watched the NSO2 stream and I finally accepted how miserable I was and would be happier doing something else. I have one plan/idea, but it might not work out for reasons beyond my control, and if it doesn't work out I have no idea what to do with my life. The thought of working in tech again fills me with dread, but I don't have any other skills, talents, or qualifications. I've been considering doing an apprenticeship, but I don't know how they'd feel about taking some former tech worker when tech workers are in general some of the worst people in the world (speaking from experience).

I hope Shiori goes back to Everhood ASAP... it was a really fun stream

I thought that having an okay-sized willy was a positive thing always. Fuck you, Shiori.

>missed the stream last night because I had to play a gig
How was it, Novelites?

>>58052786
One of the best streams

>>58052501
Anon, there are a lot of places that will be super happy with an employee wjo shows up on time and doesn't need to be wrangled around tools. You are literally living your life on easy mode if you have high enough IQ for tech. Stop bitching.

>>58052786
You also missed my vocaroo.

>>58052501
>tfw i'm in school for cybersecurity right now
How grim is the market realistically looking? It seems like it went to shit out of nowhere.

>>58052867
Recommend a job for me

>>58052995
Electrician. Welder if you are up to it.

Don't open.

LOOK INTO HER EYES

I consent to myself! I have managed to chip off some of my soon-to-implode bottled-up feelings by tearing up and breaking down in my mind's lonesome. That's enough for now. That's enough for now.

>>58052860
Glad I decided to take the day off from work today, so I'll be able to catch up on it and some other stuff I've missed.
>>58052890
Sorry anon, it was 1am by the time I finished up last time. SURELY I will get it done today. SURELY.

>>58053128
Holy sex.

>>58052995
Right now if you want a job where you aren't one major AI breakthrough away from getting downsized, it's either trade skills or social care. I imagine you'd have no interest working as a health care aide so
>>58053117
Something like this

>>58052867
If I was really high IQ enough for it, I probably would either still have a job or been able to find another one in 6+ months of searching and 500+ applications
>>58052916
It always is pretty boom/bust and new grad is always rough. Realistically, I've interviewed at around 100 places. If I tried harder (learned more/newer tech stuff, interview prepped better, etc) I probably could have found something. If I can do as many interviews as I did it's hard to believe that hiring is THAT bad.

>>58053117
A skill based blue collar job
Still a big gap for AI to fully replace

>>58053618
That sounds about right. Luckily my school has a program where they hook you up with an internship and there's a projected 95% chance of keeping the job post-graduation, but it's obviously not something I expect to keep for my entire career. It's rough trying to find trusted resources about the job market since almost all of it is just tech bro Youtubers being bigger doomposters than the worst 4chan user to farm views.

>>58052786
AH, YOU'RE band anon

>>58052786
Music / karaoke stream

>>58053991
Hi, that's me!

I want to cum balls deep inside Shiori and REFUSE to take responsibility.

>>58054423
Screaming at Shiori with improper grammar until she cries after cumming in her without taking responsibility!

Two days drive in the trunk of a car. Fed with nothing but acid tabs. People don't look human after that. Crazy shit, shiggers.

>>58054423
>>58054518

>>58054557
Did you post from the trunk yesterday?

>>58054557
Do you have a long trunk or a very long trunk?

>>58047439
For the viewers who like her, it's fun seeing her post a schedule for games and realize it's just going to be mostly zatsudan. I can see why it's frustrating for the viewers more interested in seeing her experience the game uninterrupted. I know I've been in both positions when watching streamers.

>>58054614
>tfw anti bully club president Shiori will never abduct you and lock your dick in a cage until you repent

>>58055280
>shiori relentlessly jerking you off while feeding you boner pills until you learn the error of your ways
>rewards you with a blowjob/titfuck combo when you finally learn your lesson

>>58047542
>>58049626
I liked watching some clips of her tangents so I'll give her another go in another solostream sometime soon. Thanks anons.

God, I want to steal. It's so hard to keep this urge under the rug. I love my ex for grooming me into stealing stuff for her. She truly loved me for who I am. Do you guys have any advice on how to cure kleptomania?

>>58055636
Chop your hands off

>>58047439
I love Shiori and she's my oshi, but the name dropping can become too much since attentionfags become actual spammers just to get noticed. It's admirable that she does acknowledge randoms that are just being normal and chatting though, since attentionfags in other streams usually hog the show. I think her vast experience as a former 2view translated well to fair fan interaction despite attentionfags trying to monopolize her during the streams, like
>jake

>>58055841
fucking hate jake

>>58055841
>>58055953
Aren't discordfags getting uppity with his shit too? Or was that a lie? I'm not in any of the prechat discord shit.

Baker doko? 1 day left for my ban to go away and phoneposting means no thread baking.

>>58055841
There is no way to SC without looking like an attention whore. I feel like I'm becoming one and don't know how to stop. Please, someone, advise me. I feel so embarrassed. Shiggers would be so disappointed in me if they knew all of those BASED and I KNEEL replies were directed to some run-of-the-mill attention whore.

>>58056246
Don't worry, I will handle it.

>>58056410
Thankies.
>>58056368
Just how often are you scing? You're making it sound like its 5+ akasupas daily.

>>58056171
I'm not sure about how people from Discord feel about it, but he's pretty much universally hated here and I wouldn't be surprised if her fans in other communities were also annoyed by him constantly forcing himself into the backseating position for every stream. He'll probably eventually fuck off and harass a different chuba, but it'll continue to just be annoying until then.

>>58056410
>deletes my demiurge OP
Thanks. My threads are always fast schizofests. I don't know the reason.

>>58055636
Get arrested for stealing. It should scare you straight

>>58041383
"OH YER GONNA CALL IT ENGLISH NOW ARE YE ENGLISH?!
WELL LET US MAKE SOME FEW ADJUSTMENT!!" - angry scotsman writing english grammar.

>>58056472
Nobody does five akasupas every stream anymore. She seems to be disgusted with akas. She often thanks you for the red but won't engage with it. I guess other oaypigs noticed that too since almost nobody is throwing reds that much.

New page
>>58056845
>>58056845

My wife

>>58056875
Unironic skill issue. I've sent like 2 reds and she's read out both in full and is grateful for them. The rest are often orange though.

>>58057295
But was it the reaction you hoped for, yorick pfp?

>>58057295
Don't reply to me actually. I need meds and sleep. I'll skip the next thread.