/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Biboo cute!

>>58002776
Schedule

Bijou is cursed

>>58002914
Deserved for self raiding

I love Koseki Bijou

This might take a while with the soundchecks and all

I live for Biboo.

What the hell is happening?

Koseki Bijou

I can't believe Biboo is streaming from inside Kaela's luggage and the sound on Kaela's side is from inside the room.

HOLY FUCK SUDDENLY BIBOO I'VE BEEN USING KAELA'S STREAM AUDIO WAITING FOR IT TO WORK

>>58002993
Kaela's audio settings are fucked up and her stream couldn't hear Bijou.

Cuteseki Bebe

>Cant balance volume on a pc

it hurts.

Biboo too soft now!

BIB

>>58002977
I kill for Biboo

>>58002993
Kaela is in Japan, using a new laptop she bought specifically so she could stream while traveling.
So naturally, this leads to issues.

>>58003072
I think she mentioned this being a new setup not streaming from home

I wonder if this shit will pick up five hours in or something.

>the stream

>>58002993
Kaela bought a new laptop so she could stream while in Japan while she records/does stuff for 3D debut. Needless to say, her setup/OBS isn't completely set up for collabs yet.

uhhhh

I KNOW YOU'RE HERE BIJOU
I CAN FEEL YOUR EYES READING MY DEGENERACY
I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO EAT YOU OUT

>now there are connection issues

>>58003173
>Hello? Mr ISP?
>I can't connect to my Minecraft server

Is Kaela Biboo's oshii?

>>58003143
ID3 are all in nipland atm, so it might be one of those laptops they loan out to talents?

I'm scared. She did test internet beyond a speed test, right?

>>58003280
Nope, she bought a new laptop before leaving specifically for streaming

>>58003173
lel nice

>>58003254
She was a Pemaloe before debut.
I have no proof, but I have no doubts either.

Ok pebbles need verification.

I basically have my home pc working flawlessly and have for years now. Temps and voltages tweaked, no slowdowns or random lag.

Yet most friends and seemingly lots of chubbas have issues all the time. Did I just fill autism my setup or does everyone just suck at computers?

>>58003306
don't you worry 'bout it

Sex with chibis!

>>58003351
Are you a vtuber? Because vtubing and gaming are not the same thing.

I love Kaela's voice. She sounds like your hot babysitter when you're like 7-10 years old and you always fantasized about her molesting you one night and then coercing you to keep it quiet to your parents.

shaaak...

>>58003351
Start running a 32 megapixel Live2D model with OBS running, Holo's shit app, Discord, and video game.
Then let us know if your autismo setup runs into any issues.

Kaela is so boring this collab is gonna be trash

*laughs silently*

>>58003420
>>58003465
Fair points.

>>58003351
Different use cases, it's one thing to get one or two things running. It's another altogether to have a ton of random shit that you need to run that is causing unexpected interactions.

>>58003351
I used to stream, and have always built and tweaked my computer. Having OBS, chrome, the game, discord, issues would pop up, nothing is perfect. I can only imagine things are worse for them after adding in their avatar and what ever the holo app is

Kaela is already sleepy... She's gonna end the stream...

>>58003351
Retard

My oshi is picking flowers!

>3 min into the stream
>Already yelling about and trying to punch a shark
>Beelining a weapon now
this fucking murderhoboseki

>>58003336
Well she fixed it, luckily Ela is one of those that arent completely helpless around tech.

I fucking die everytime biboo tries to roll rs

She's so cute when she tries to roll her Rs

>>58003577
>kaela
>sleep
Lol. lmao even

Based, fuck cringey lore intros

>>58003458
Anyone know if the same is even alive?

>>58003657
Ela love

Biboo knows how to adapt to any given situation and person. How does she do it?

>no friends
She's literally me...

>no friends
Biboo...

i swear this was a fucking mario party minigame

I've barely seen Kaela, is she just like this? holy fucking kino what a breath of fresh air compared to the fake moe moe shit

fuck

>>58003788
I took paternal leave during advent's debut, she went back to taking care of the little one.

>>58003808
kaela's a real one, no kayfabe just gaming

>>58003787
I wish I had at least 20% of Biboo's power...

>>58003808
ela cool and serious, but mostly cute. ela love

post loli kaela

>>58003808
Lovely, isn't it? Biboo's almost the same. I love them

>autist minmaxing planks
Fucking Kaela

Biboo eating is the biggest display of commitment!

>>58003942
Bijou does now shit but it feels natural for her. I only dislike it when it is clearly forced and feels like girls in an anime club.

>>58003808
Always chill gaming time, even farming nightmare phasmo solo
Kaela is aggressively comfy

>>58003808
Ela is a real one friend.
>t. Pebmalocrat.

>>58003808
Love for the hagsmith
https://files.catbox.moe/ykhfzf.jpg

>Biboo ate
Fuck I'm not getting any sleep tonight. Why didn't they do this collab tomorrow or Saturday...

>>58003808
>shits on fake moe shit
>watches Bijou

>>58003859
>no kayfabe
I mean her kayfabe she is a blacksmith and she makes stuff, her kayfabe is just her in minecraft.

>>58003859
>>58003942
>>58004027
>>58004034
thanks anons, it's reassuring to hear this. I'm filtered by extreme-moe like fuwamoco (sorry ruffians), but Kaela and Biboo here are absolutely perfect right now for me

>>58004079
To be fair hers seems closer to her personality and not forced.

>>58003808
Funnily enough she used to be more monotone

>>58004057
Because today was the only day Kaela was free. Shes in Japan, and you already know Biboo is going to work around her senpais schedules, not the other way around.

>>58003942
>bijou
>no keyfabe
what. what???

>>58003942
Love Biboo and I'm cool with the penguin, but the girl with the long-ass mahou shoujo henshin OP intro who KIRA KIRAs is probably not the best example for someone not doing moe moe shit, she probably beats out most of EN alone in that regard just by having that
Chaos? Violence blood knight vibes? wdym that shit's moe as fuck too

>>58004079
how is biboo fake moe shit
>>Bijou
nvm forget i asked.

>>58004057
I slept like shit last night so I'm already feeling sleepy, I don't know if I can keep it up with their autism.

>>58004079
she's an exception because of how good of a gamer she is, also I'm pretty sure she's not altering her voice a lot - and is just in fact very wholesome and cute...

>>58004006
>I only dislike it when it is clearly forced and feels like girls in an anime club.
That was me suffering through the whole Ina collab. The stream had little to none important or conversation that mattered. They were both turning down each other's advances or can't relate to each other or it lasts for just a minute

>>58004108
that's not what kayfabe is/means anon....

>>58004108
she's andre. whenever you encounter her, she's just grinding, hammering away, endlessly

ADVENT 3D ALREADY? LBG

>>58004246
you dont know what kayfabe is

>>58004186
NTA, but i think why it works for Biboo is because she clearly enjoys it.

>>58004229
I can almost guarantee she's not exaggerating her voice, that's just what asian american girls sound like. Either that or they have that slightly nasally nerd girl voice.

>>58004170
>>58004186
That's why I said "almost" the same. She has kayfabe but I don't really feel it when she starts to game. I can mostly feel the moe shit just from her voice and her laugh. Everyone has their intro to be fair

Remember to start your tallies, ojii-sans
If you take more idol meetings than the kusogaki this stream you lose

For no reason at all I feel a ridiculous craving for Oyakodon.

im getting tired of all the collabs, pebbles

>>58004246
Kaela does actually lean into the blacksmith thing a little though. It definitely counts.

Biboo sex noises

>>58004304
No the other anon is right. Black smith is a gimmick. Kayfabe is the act of maintaining the work even if someone is trying to get you to shoot.

>>58004291
She said ID

>>58004381
My bladder can't compete with the bottles.

>>58004429
Advent is ID isn't it?

>>58004401
Imagine being a part-time Pebble.
Could not be me.

>>58004356
that's what I'm saying, Biboo is clearly not fake. she's just fucking cute naturally, and people mistake that for moe moe shit. which is why I love her despite having Botan and Kronii as my other oshis lmao

>>58004461
Indoenesia...

>>58004461
Only Biboo. She's even on thai con with other IDs

HATE rock

Gura killer confirmed

>>58004401
bro she literally said she wants to collab with everyone all the time, we knew this was coming, stfu

>>58004527
Is Lui ID too?

THE GURA KILLER

AAAAAAA HOLO V HOLO ON STREAM
THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE HER THE BRUCE JAWS TREATMENT

>>58004272
>Ela genderbend(REAL)

>>58004527
Lui is going too

>>58004401
desu it's only bad when it's full Advent collabs, even at worst the Ina collab was just background CGDCT noise sort of stream not actually awful

>>58004381
That's not fair, I don't have a handsome muscular pebble ojisan under my desk drinking my fluids like they are the most delicious elixir he's ever tasted

>>58004586
>>58004624
She's both honorary EN and ID. Lui can also speak thai, so, yes

>>58004593
She's already planning way ahead. A pioneer rock, she is.

>>58004408
Right, but it's not a constant thing from her is what I meant, in comparison to someone that's doing GFE which is just constant kayfabe

>>58004412
N-no, thats not what kayfabe means at all...

This is what Ive looked forward to the most.
Just a chill, comfy stream with Biboo and Ela.
Home.

>>58004635
The last Minecraft collab was good. The Ina collab has got to be the worst one for me

>>58004577
i know and i have yet to watch any collab lol
hate them

>>58004635 (me)
suddenly desu filter

I'm just making dinner and house chores as I hear the stream. Biboo is having fun, that's all that matters. Enough to make me happy.

>>58004673

Here is your (you)
Kayfabe literally means staying in character all times in public. You are retarded.

>>58004751
>suddenly
It's been over a decade...

>>58003904
I found a cute gif to post, it was fucking 13MB. Why do people do this?

Biboo's laugh is such a blessing to hear

>>58004795
>Kayfabe literally means staying in character all times
No it doesn't. By this definition there isn't a single streamer in Holo who has kayfabe because even FWMC break every now and then.

>>58004869
I want to break this child.

>>58004751
newfriendchama...

>>58004795
I hope biboo keeps her kayfabe even when they meet offline as well, on the method acting grind.
>>58004911
Oh so you finally understand.

>>58004496
I think that's part of the reason I liked her enough for to be the only Vtuber I follow. That and she's actually good at video games, which seems rare among any streamer. She's my cute gamerrockdaughterwife and I love her to bits.

>>58004795
yes its that, but what was said was "the inability to be worked into a shoot" which isnt what kayfabe is

that face jumpscare man

>>58004911
We’ll when someone’s working for a long time they gotta shoot once in a while. Since they don’t disclose much to protect the business it’s likely all still in Kayfabe.

>>58004837
It's been over a decade since I used this site, i vaguely remember /b/ threads that were just walls of the red/green eyed whatshername

>>58004911
now you get it anon you did it congrats!

How can we compete?
https://files.catbox.moe/q3u3bb.jpg

>>58004869
Open the file in an image editor. Even GIMP would work for this. If a gif is ridiculously large it most likely hasn't been optimized and the file size can very easily be drastically reduced.

Having Biboo on screen just makes me happy, i dont need anything else.
>>58004869
Is this official? Source?

>>58004869
the same reason as why games are so large now, disk space is no longer an issue

why dont ID members primarily speak indonesian?

>>58004869
same reason you see weird shit like screencaps, bad configs, questionable choices and doing things the stupid way in general

>>58005060
They do except for Anya. Anya's a Japanese

>>58005044
>Is this official? Source?
Kaela got a loli model like Moona

>>58005037
I don't use gimp so instead I did some ass backwards shit where I used a free online tool to convert to mp4 and the webmforretards to post it here. Picrel

>>58005060
They do when they're not collabing with people from other branches. Except Anya but Anya is holoJP

>>58005060
They do lots of indo only streams / collabs within their region too

>>58005060
I’ve been wondering this since any ID I’ve heard sounds like Eastern Europeans.

>>58005060
Because Indonesian market sucks and full of dox/dramafaggots. They learnt from NijiID

>>58005044
Just search for Ckia clipchama

>>58004869
KEK
What did she see?

>>58005034
My cute blacksmith sure do have a big hammer

>>58005044
>Is this official? Source?
Yes it's official. Kaela has a sorta scuffed loli model(it's fine as long as you look at it from the waistline up.) It's similar to what Bae tried to do for her show and tell stream except better.

>>58005164
Holos streaming only for an hour

I guess Bijou heard me complaining about her stream being too gameplay-heavy and not-zatsucore enough to leave in the background
Finally, an autism game comfy enough to just leave on the side while I work
>>58005011
You got me to go back and check the folder and it's so much larger than I remember...

>>58005044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0A4jShdbL8

>>58005164
My pebble

>>58005060
Because the EN market is much larger than the ID marked and most ID viewers can speak english

>>58005140
I will never forget

>>58004950
>>58005031
Not even that anon but I'm going to accept the concession on their behalf. You retards don't know what kayfabe is. By your definition it does not exist at all. Even Disney employees break kayfabe on occasion. Even the Royal Family Guards break kayfabe on occasion. It is not some absolute thing therefor Kaela does lean into kayfabe to a certain extent.

>>58005145
I know her alter egos but i dont watch her too much and i stay away from clips. I just never know there was a rigged Ckia model.

>>58005230
Imagine if advent did something like this and Biboo was a literal toddler...

>>58005034
I need to see her splitting the rock open with that thing.

Thread really shows who actually watches ID.
The only ID members who primarily speak ID is ID1 and Kobo.
The rest are more often than not speaking english.

>>58005034
She can go 12 hours too... it's bijouver

>>58005317
There term only meant that pure all the time thing in pre wwe territories wrestling anyway.

In the modern parlance your use of it is correct. To add I think it more so today means keeping a certain image or limited info to protect the business.

>>58005367
Wow, I can't believe people don't watch things they aren't interested in.

>>58005230
Holy proportions kek. Its so retarded but the head is cute.

>>58005367
I might just be unlucky but almost 100% of the time I ever try to look Ollie or Kaela solo streaming i tune in to them chittering away in indo for a few minutes with no EN so I end up leaving

the only ID members i know are moona, the zombie, and kaela

>>58005522
That wasnt the point retard.
People talking like they know the ID members when they dont actually watch streams.

>>58005367
Sir, you are in /gem/.

>>58005537
You should check loli moona

>>58005577
Why did you say Kaela twice?

>>58005568

I’m pretty sure they mostly speak Indonesian on their streams because it was the same for me.

>>58005590
>>58005587

>it's really dark at night

>>58005230
Cunnyela...

audio fuck up? The hell was that

>>58005315
That's based, shame she's graduated.
>>58005342
Haha yeah, that'd be so wacky and not erotic at all.

>>58005687
Just some minor crackling. Hopefully it isn't a harbinger of more Internet issues.

>>58005687
The crackling has happened a few times this stream

>>58005367
I'm inclined to believe you're not even watching all of them. Aside from Kobo, Iofi, Reine and Ollie most of the time speaks in Indonesian during their solo streams or game streams. Anya also speaks ID but she speaks in all 3 languages but mostly JP during her solo streams.

>>58005687
happened during karaoke too didn't it?

>>58004496
She probably is maintaining a higher energy voice perpetually (that aligns with moe voice pitches), but that's not much different from what people have to do in professional/customer-facing environments for the entire work day even outside chuubering.
If she keeps doing longer and longer streams we may get to see how much different, if any, low energy gem princess sounds like though don't know if it's still kosher for them to do stuff like raiding other sleeping girls with the mic on but want cute eepy biboo too

just got off work, how's to collab been folks?

>>58005568
The time Ollie mostly spoke english is long over. Kaela must have been just bad timing. If her chat/supas are english she answers english if lots of ID in chat than she answers indonesian. They all have dedicated translators in the chat

>>58005813
You only missed like 15 minutes of setup woes but other than that it's been comfy.

>>58005813
Comfy. Super slow but really nice background noise.

>almost an hour already
jeezus

>>58005315
is that the girl who did the "i'm free" stream when graduating with the broken shackles image? holy kek she's mega based if so

>>58005598
I just did, this one is cute from top to bottom holy shit. I wish Cover would at least allow ONE actual loli model per gen.

8AM is super early.

>>58005105
>Mocks (you)

>>58005930
BUILT for correction.

>>58005813
Everything I hoped for from my Oshi's collabing. Very comfy

12 HOUR STREAM

>>58005917
damn zoomers
i wake up at 4am

They're actually planning to go 12 hours huh, nice.

Oh no. We've lost her.

>>58005342
If Advent ever gets cunnyjuiced it's going to be the gag where everyone goes down -10000 years or 90% of their age and it has no effect on Bijou besides her outfit since she's already a 1〇〇〇〇〇〇〇〇〇〇歳
And then the token cunny gets stuck having to be the lolibaba mom or onee-san of the group, role reversal shenanigans

>>58005034
>Nerissa sending this picture 40-50 times to Biboo on Discord over the course of her Kaela collab

Kaela is the only ID I watch because she's the only one who strays into NA hours, I like Zeta when I can catch her on my days off. Sometimes i envy the NEETs who can watch whoever they want regardless of timezones.

I want a soundpost of biboo saying "sasuga senpai" now

>why are you calling me senpai that's fucking cringe
damn kaela

>they speak English quite good
Bijou...

>>58005767
I cant parse your broken english, but if you are claiming Reine or Ollie are speaking ID more than EN in their solo streams, you are wrong.
Not going to go any further into it, we are in /gem/, not Global.

>Bijou
HER NAME IS BIBOO

>>58006052
>jewel, no concept of age
>raven lady, 9000+ years old, would just be a 90 year old hag
>dogs become puppies
>shiori becomes the tesseract from interstellar

>>58006109
I feel that. Have to get my Zeta fix through clips, same with Botan. Fuckin timezones man

Why does Kaela sound like an indian scammer?

>>58006109
>Sometimes i envy the NEETs who can watch whoever they want regardless of timezones.
You're making me miss my time as a NEET. I used to be forever living the dream

>>58006210
>Biboo
HER NAME IS Koseki Bijou Ch. hololive-EN!!!

>>58006266
U wut? If anything sounds like an Eastern European mom I worked with once. (Not a bad thing)

>>58006109
im also a wagecuck but being a freeloading NEET for four years was fucking shit
work is hard but at least i can afford shit like memberships and not feel like a burden to my family

>>58006266
She doesn't. At all. Indian scammers tend to have very thick accents.

>>58006314
Just gotta get remote work. Then you can live like meet with money.

>>58006438
kek

>>58006438
Me on the left

>>58006266
she sounds more Arabic/European than Indian

>>58006475
Gura please stream

>>58006475
Gura what did i say about coming /here/

>>58006109
Zeta is sex. Her model is so damn good, and I cant wait to see her in 3D. Feel like its going to be another Reine situation where her 3D is just going to make her that much sexier.

>>58006109
I miss it sometimes too, but then I look back at having an actual wallet with the freedom to buy the vidya/cunnyshit I want or support the girls with no regrets
Non-NEETs can still always save up vacation time and go NEET for an extended period if they want to relive the glory days anyways, and that's not a two-way street

>>58006507
>>58006514
Shaaaaak :)

>>58006475
haha
a!

>Biboo has a giant clam

>>58006438
This is accurate. I know because I'm with them right now(in the floating chest.)

biboo

>>58006438
This is the face Kosekunny Bijou makes when pebbles crawl towards her, desperate for just one bite...

>>58006129
https://streamable.com/90zd5f
ogey

>>58006533
Gotta skill up anons. Then take jobs 1-2 levels below your skill you can do at home. NEET with an income achieved.

Can anyone here that likely also comes from /vp/ draw a picture of Biboo as a Tinkaton?

>>58006438
bury my face between ela thighs

The fuck is bitter melon

Grapes are pretty good

>>58006109
Ela is a blessing for my EU ass.
I work alternating shifts on top of it, so who I can watch varies from week to week, but Ela is around more often than not

What the hell why did Kaela just threaten to tie Bijou down and force-feed her food she doesn't like? Her stomach is toddler-sized. She'll die.

>>58006724
melon that tastes bitter

>>58006696
My hero

>>58006724
Momordica charantia (commonly called bitter melon, goya, bitter apple, bitter gourd, bitter squash, balsam-pear and many more names listed below)[1] is a tropical and subtropical vine of the family Cucurbitaceae, widely grown in Asia, Africa, and the Caribbean for its edible fruit. Its many varieties differ substantially in the shape and bitterness of the fruit.

>>58006897

>>58006823
Thank you Biboo!
>>58006897
Oh, bitter gourd. That name I know

>>58006897
Is this another fruit like Durian that is hard to get fresh in the states?

>>58006986
Kaela was saying Bitter gourd but biboo had no idea what she was saying so she swapped the would to melon and biboo understood

>Dives underwater and jousts head-first with the shark
what the fuck kek
actually the one who dies first in the horror movie or who fights fucking everything and somehow makes it to the end, this gorilla kusogaki
>>58006724
pretty much what it says on the tin
can't speak for every culture's preparation but in my experience it ends up like a sort of bitter squash in asian dishes
also it looks very lewd

RRAT

Kaela with the rraft minmax autism

Gura status?

>>58007151
Dead and rotting near the raft

>>58007151
In my bed, with me

>>58007151

>>58007212
did you save the fucking snapshot that I posted here a while ago, why

OGEY
RRAT

Am I allowed to breed Kaela along with Biboo?

"CUTE THINGS ARE CUTE" - Koseki Bijou, 2023

she said the thing

>>58007269
>google "shark holocure"
>sharex
>ctrl+v
That'd be funny though

>>58007328
Its what Biboo would want.

>>58007018
seafag here, it's probably something more like cucumber or some shit

The dogs must learn about tacos.

>>58007018
Probably a decent comparison. Might be a little easier than durian, just because they're not as fucking huge and don't have the smell reputation

I like these miscommunications. It's very cute.

>>58007328
>>58004034

>>58007528
>Naming by far THE most popular vegetable in the entirety of north america
No, it is not at all like cucumbers.

>>58007588
They're ultra weebs. They'd most likely hate it unless it was japanified.

I heard you like Tacos so I put Tako in your Taco so you can eat Tako while you eat Taco.

>>58007785
Challenge accepted!

>>58007588
Thats cool but this is /GEM/ sir

>>58007928

Diamond dogs forever mother beeper

>>58007928
No this is /gem/ biboo isn't that big

GURA KILLER

This stream is great. Just comfiness.
I cant wait for their MC stream.

>>58008054

>>58008054
>JSH in the chat
god damn it

>>58008100
poor goomba... also I need to have sex with both of these girls

I absolutely adore this duo. It couldn't get any more perfectly comfy

>>58008100
Sex when?

>>58008140
What's wrong with asking Biboo to play Jet Set? It's a great game

>>58008100
She really was the Gura Killer...

>>58008100
Now make them have sex

>>58008184
Jet Some Help

>>58008037
What did ya say to me???
>>58008040
I would buy that.

>doesn't know about the Kaela coffee incident

>>58008310
I share an oshi with these people...

>>58008320

Beep you and the beeping horse you rode in on!

>>58008386
Care to spoonfeed

>>58008444
You don't drink coffee with a spoon, idiot.

>>58008444
Watch stream, shes literally telling the story

The forbidden question...

BIBOO I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK LET'S BEEPIN GOOOO

>>58008466
I have unironically did that before
>>58008498
I asked before she answered

>>58007785
I've seen some nips (or very, uh, entrepreneuring Mexicans) do some JP fusion burritos/tacos with curry in lieu of the usual sauces and chicken/shrimp katsu etc in lieu of the usual meats, it was probably actual blasphemy but it wasn't half bad
Guess the twins might be the target audience for that
>>58007928
Biboo brought up them not knowing from the cooking collab stream, topical again desu

I guess you could say Kaela got some help.

i drink water 99% of the time
my piss is always clear
looks tempting to drink it

>>58008591
i don't think we needed to know the test pebble.

just got some watermelon from my fridge after Biboo got it in game, life is good.

>>58008591
I drink Coke Zero 99% of the time...

>Banned from coffee, you will literally die
What a terrifying fate, it's too early for spoop month...too soon for horror stories...

Kaela is like 25+ and lives with her parents? Based. Women should stay with their parents until they get married

>>58008736
She can have it, just very moderately. So she just chooses to not have it at all.

>>58008748
is that not normal? are you American?

>>58008748
she's 30 now

>>58008893
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>58008591
I drink Mountain Dew 99% of the time, my piss is usually dark orange

>>58008893
This only makes me harder

>>58008748
she lifed alone but her parents wanted her back scarred that she might just die just drinking coffee, forgetting to eat and playing until the next workshift without proper sleep. Also she is Asian.

>>58008908
pebble...thats not good...

>>58008908
Anon, holy fuck, kidney stones are not a laughing matter.

>>58008893
Autistic hag erotic....

>>58008893
out of 10

>>58008893
delicious

>>58008893
God, I love younger women.

>>58008100
Goomba...

for a game that looks and sounds like a comfy autism game, somehow biboo's screen is covered in ketchup and she's 2 pixels of HP from death every time I turn back to look

>>58008748

Only white American families do that weird thing where they kick their children to the curb at 18. I was working and living with my parents until 25 when I got a place with friends. People should live with parents if the worst thing they do is nag you until you get married.

>>58008936
I just want to grow my own little bijou

>>58008785
Yes in America we get kicked out at 18

>>58008908
>>58008591
Piss color has very little to do with what you consume. It's largely dependent on how much you drink and how often you're pissing. Mountain Dew anon is going to get a rude awakening on proper hydration some day once they kidney stones develop.

>>58008936
As someone who has dealt with them, I would not wish it on anyone. Literal hell.

>>58008974
Makes much more sense financially too, just help pay for some of the utilities.

>>58009058
My dad went through it. And yeah, he groaned in pain all throughout the night. Damn.

>>58008974
Yup. I'm 25 and I help with the rent each month. Most non-white American parents won't kill so long as you chip in.

>>58009246
Damn phoneposting. I meant care* not kill.

While we're on the subject of kidney stones...
Fun fact: Almonds slow down the activity of your kidneys/liver. Eating them regularly and in large quantities is basically putting yourself on a fast track to kidney stones, especially if eaten alongside other commonly problematic food like spinach.

>>58009246
>Non-white Americans.
What? White Americans tend to be the same.

>>58009348
Lol

BIBOO PEEING ON STREAM
BIBOO FEEDING ME HER BODILY WASTE
T o T

>>58009305

Spinach is problematic?? They’re so easy to cook and make taste good…dang it

>>58009305
Almond milk drinking popeyes....

>>58009305
Just as well, almonds are fucking awful.
The only time they are edible is when they are drowned in other seasonings/sugar.

>>58009402

Kidney biboos

>>58009402
>HER BODILY WASTE

YOU MEAN HER LIQUID GOLD
T o T

>>58009402
H, hang in there, pebble ojii-sans...
We're 2 hours in...16% or so, only 10 more to go...
We won't lose to a mahou shoujo brat...we can't be more of an idol than she is...!

Why is Kaela so angy about being called cute? She's cute!

Next thread in the oven.
Waiting as usual.

God a lot of you have shitty parents. Meanwhile I couldn't even move out if I wanted to.

>>58009599
>going to sleep with biboo's voice coming from a headset on your desk and waking up with her still there
It'sNotSoBad

>>58008184
>>58008310
I don't know why I spent the last 20 minutes making this but here you go

>>58009748
That's an OP image if I've seen one

>>58009449
It's mostly an issue for older people or those who don't hydrate properly but yes, spinach can be pretty problematic.

>>58009711
Shitty for letting them stay with them past 18 or not kicking them out at 18?

>>58009748
I laughed

>>58009711
This desu. I can't imagine parents litterally kicking out their child.

>>58009778
It is now, changing what I had loaded in the oven.

>>58008748
I'm the same boat as her but in my case I can't really leave my mom alone.

>>58009828
Welcome to america, where moving out is "culture".

>>58009914
I live in America though and my parents are happy to let me live with them even while I have a full time job.

>>58009402
>>58009497
>>58009513
>>58009599

>You'll never see Biboo doing this while looking for rock candy in the grocery store

https://files.catbox.moe/smsoi7.mp4

Pebbles...

>>58009914
Its actually getting better, only because kids cant fucking afford to move out.
So unless the parents are literal POS, they dont move out.
>t. Has sister who has 2 adult children living with her

>>58009997
Holy...

Thank fucking god that was deleted, what the fuck. Some poor IRL janny had to clean that up. Christ.

>>58009711
>God a lot of you have shitty parents.
It's just a stupid culture thing. Many parents genuinely think they're doing the best thing for their children by kicking them out of the nest once they're of age.

It's not so much of a thing these days because it's nearly impossible to live that way in this economy. Several decades ago working one summer job could pay for your entire college tuition and a single parent working a 9-5 could support a family of four with yearly vacations. Recent generation parents know it's not really feasible for most people to be forced out on their own at 18 these days.

>>58008168
>>58008265
Trying to get the water to somewhat loop is a pain, so whatever

>>58009997
JEEZUS

>>58009828
Living together with your family also seems the smarter choice in terms of money. Though, you'll sacrifice some of privacy and your free time

>>58010139
BASED

>>58009997
Was that a fucking child?

>>58010139
based

>>58010195
Are you fucking retarded?

>>58010139
Beyond fucking based

>>58010139

>>58009798
The latter. Though I'm sure there's some shitty parents out there that pressure their kids to stay at home because they're mooching off them in reverse.
>>58010035
That's what happened to me, but it's probably for the best I did stay home because Jesus Christ have the last three years been a clusterfuck. Though if I had moved out I might have a better job.

>>58010263
yeah

>>58010139
Wait I posted the smaller version

>>58010139
it's fine, we aren't looking at the water anyway
also BASED

/GEM/ ON AUTOSCROLL

>>58010328
God I want to eat out Biboo like that...

Bros, do you think this is gonna be a full 12 hr stream? I want to game as long as my oshi does.

>>58010139
I kneel

>>58010353
>>58010328
Biboo you can't shlick yet you still have 10 hours to go

>>58010139

>>58010353
SOME (CIRCUMSTANTIAL) PROOF
NO DOUBTS

>>58010403
Depends on Kaela's laptop

>>58010139
Fucking on Gura-senpai's corpse...hidoi...

>>58010328
oh no, Biboo got bitten by a venomous sea snake, good think Kaela is there to be a good senpai and suck the venom out

She legit sounds like a chihuahua growling

>>58010403
They both implied it was going to be. I think it actually might be.

what the fuck is happening

Retard noises

My wife is so fucking cute

Biboo trying to roll her Rs is so god damn cute

Why is she gargling

rolling your Rs is kinda hard when you haven't done it in a long time

>>58010576
> rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrretard noises

>>58010491
fuck you for reminding me

>>58010576
*Rrrrrrrrrrre,re,ruh,ruhlululuhrrreeetard noises

>Been trying to learn how to roll my r's for YEARS and still cant

It's fucking genetic dont care what anyone says

Biboo legit sounds like a child when she's trying to roll her R's

This is going to be gold for soundposts

You CAN roll your r's, rrrrright pebbles?

>>58010328
"Where is your tongue when you're doing that?" - Koseki Bijou

>>58010720
rrrrrrat

I forgot to open Ela's stream on holodex and got hit with Biboo sitting on Kaela's lap. This does things to my heart like you wouldn't believe.

>>58010688
I wanted to say "no it's not" but I only started rolling my R's ever since rrat but I could do it the first time

>>58010688
just put your tongue tip on the roof of your mouth and breathe over it. It's not fucking hard.

>>58010688
Its really not. Skill issue.

>>58010515
SHE'S NOT A CHIHUAHUA SHE'S FUWAWA!

>>58010688
It's not. It's literally just tongue positioning and exhaling. This isn't some specific type of muscle control like being able to fold your tongue like a clam shell.

>>58010720
I can. Not consistently, as in - not for extended lengths of time. But I can.

>>58010720
absolutely not
took 5+ years of spanish, every teacher and prof I had gave me shit nonstop like Kaela right now, even got docked points for being unable to do it to hold a gun to my head because they thought I was purposely just not trying, which was fair because I sounded completely retarded like biboo every time I tried
after 5 years I came out the other end still sounding like biboo

>>58010720
Just put your tongue against your palate then blow air through it.

>>58010720
German here, rolling Rs is essential for pronouncing Arschloch, the most basic and beautiful insult there is.

I'm surprised there are actually some people who actually can't roll their r's. I wouldn't believe it if weren't for Biboo

need to practice my rrreps

I speak God's English so I don't need to debase myself by rolling R's

>>58010688
Is it really that fucking hard lmao

>>58010941
German here, the R is silent in Arschloch.

>>58010941
there are two (or maybe even more) types of rolling your r's tho
you can also do it at the front of your mouth, which germans usually cant I think

>>58010720
I can but I use my uvula instead of my tounge

Eating Biboo's taco...

Look at that adorable nomnom

>>58011004
>I told that thur spanish teachin' lady that if english was good enough fer Jesus, it's good enough fer me