/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'm two steps away from certain death...

>>57998416
Why don't we just let her in? She's been waiting outside every single thread for months now.

>>57998576
She smells and will eat our food

>>57998576
>>57998620

>>57998726
Of course the fat fuck broke the glass.

>>57999581

>>57999649
You think you're scary, lard ball?

>>57999817

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1699911250002456928

In case anyone forgot: I love IRyS! (the most)

>wait hours
>check schedule
>go crazy

Anon, it's covid again...

Soon!

>>58000674
No more fudging boosters! Come on servile Japanese citizens, get with the times.
On the plus side, with my advanced age and horrible eating habits, combined with her tainted blood, my wife (IRyS) and I will die at similar times, so that one doesn’t have to continue for long without the other.

she will be fine by splatfest on saturday, splatoon will heal her.

>>58000929
IRyS could legitimately die on stream, she's omega giga vaxxed.

>>58000992
EOPs don’t look

>>57999986
Cute

how different would things be if she had dumped bae at that moment and befriended koyori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bam19GwHS-U

>>58000167
no you don't, I do

>>58002244
she wanted that sweet sweet revenge, Bae was just an excuse

>>58004607
Go back to your thread.

CryRyS makes me hard

/HiRyS/ is the house of all cheebs
/inf/ is the house of gyates, smols and boros

>>57981686
sex
can you make them kiss too

>>58004935
we love smols here

>>58005981

>>58000747
>soon
>on a timeslot that I cant's watch

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

I hate Irys, am I hopeless yet?

>>58010526
Kys.

SignatureRyS not scuffed

>>58014999
WAKE THE FUCK UP, YOU FAT BASTARD

>>58015330
Cheeb its almost Halloween you stupid FUCK!

>>58015509

I wonder if IRyS knows about this
https://files.catbox.moe/rhb4cu.mp4

>>58015972
That does it

>>58015972
I see every post here, I have seen every iteration of this post, I have never once listened to it

>>58016728
listen to it! cheebs worked very hard on that!

>>58016721
no...

>>58016728
you are the worst cheebs ever get in the blender

IRyS ded

more divegrass in about 12 hours, this time we play /nijiEN/ ennaschizo don't look
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_5

>>58019053
funny how everybody in the group is our enemy except the meme thread

>>58019053

IRyS showed me her tits

>>58019275
>except the meme thread
How do we tell him

I still find this funny

>>58020003
It's not funny. That's an incredible misfortune. Summer coughs/colds can be just as bad as Winter ones, if not worse.

>>58020270
Maybe someone shouldn't have had so much sex with a clock woman and maybe she also should've slept more than 4 hours daily and just maybe she should be eating more than one meal a day

>>58005547
sure, after i done 2 other anon's request

>>58020494
That clock woman? Me. (And no, she should have even more)

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1699993025458647248
the 3D showcases are this month

>>58021517
There will be more CouncilRyS orgies we won't get to see on stream...

>>58021517
It was obvious but I still don't get why they didn't at least say the month during the last collab. Saying it like this now just makes it seem like they're doing it cause they already announced a month for ID3.

>>58022225
You should already know EN is at the very bottom of their priorities

>>58022225
I'm still amazed that IRyS got her showcase separately considering how often she gets integrated with them by the company.
I'm happy that she at least got her own showcase ahead of time

>>58022378
>by the company
Ah, yes. Like Project HOPE in the concert. It's the Council girls who include her in their projects, not the company.

>>58022480
No...

>>58022533
You know what I meant, I'm not going to start

>>58022225
>they're doing it cause they already announced a month for ID3
yes it is literally this someone realized it looked retarded
anyways they are assholes for announcing something and assuming she recovers and doesn't die or lose the ability to talk or have all her teeth fall out or

>>58022621
I don't

>>58022480

It will be time for THAT soon enough...

>>58023048
no way fag

>>58023048
Fine, I'll go to sleep today. With my eyes open of course

>>58015972
there is no way to explain this post to her in a way that would make sense

chubbyRyS soon

how am I supposed to just not paizuri this oppai mousepadRyS, it’s so fucking sex… it would take the discipline of a zen monk to not cum all over it but I really don’t want to get it dirty..
I now really regret not getting more spares
also gws IRyS <3

>>58028135
she was built for paizuri, put bar soap and warm water on a cloth and blot it clean

Member's only......... Wallpaper.........

>>58028616
The wallpaper commissions come out of pocket don't they?

>>58028748
More like from a bank account.

>>58028748
I'm sure wrixine has funded more than enough for at least 5 years of wallpapers

>>58028748
If she didn't see any effect on membership from doing them, I could see why she wouldn't pay for more.

members wallpapers are really stupid and i don't like them but i liked the last one it had IRyS on it

>>58028748
from the sound of it all her commission has to go through manager first. So good luck with it being on time

>>58026873
bastardRyStocrat

>>58029039
all me

>>58029039
>IRyS will never sling you around like a tonfa

>>58028135
>he didn’t buy at least 2 for double paizuriRyS
literally ngmi

>>58028932
Not everything has to be about numbers. It's just a nice thing to do for your fans

>>58029727
i have three but wasn't planning to fuck more than one... until now...

maybe IRyS has problems with mood or depression or something? she's mentioned shes can be pretty pessimistic off stream. looking back on a lot of my own time i realize a lot of it is just spent in like a depression trance of doing nothing and wanting to do nothing, can't imagine it would be easy to stream in that kind of a funk

>>58030488
she's mentioned she can be* im slowly becoming ESL apparently

>>58030488
who knows, she would never admit to it explicitly. but if I tap into my IRyS tulpa she tells me that she kinda just hates life

i love IRyS so much its unreal

>All these new outfit reveals
Our time will come right brothers?

>>58031842
sorry tempus needs new outfits and 3ds, it's extremely important that they succeed for some reason

>be irys
>sleep 3 hours a day
>live off microwave spaghetti
>get 6 japanese colds a year

>>58032218
Damn Cover wont even spring for Switch lites? Truly a black company

>>58032218
Also 3 orisongs, meanwhile it's been almost a year since IRyS' last release.

>>58032348
shes ubervaxxed though she should be fine

https://files.catbox.moe/owjp1c.png
https://files.catbox.moe/cjrj4k.png
https://files.catbox.moe/lnf374.png
there you go anon

>58032483
The most schizo schizo I have ever seen.

>>58032786
its a joke you stupid poltard

>>58032855
I'm not Polish, pal.

I'm going to suck the sickness out straight from her mouth

>>58032774
Holy fucking based drawRySman

>>58032774
that guyRyS? me

>>58032941
I started addicted to draw IRyS for the past 7 days, she just got all the appeals, mann...

>>58032774
mad lad

>>58032774
Very nice
I want to be used by IRyS

>>58033615
Good, you're a blessing to these threads

irystocrats are as dead as their oshi

>>58032774

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1700089932600218083

>>58036573
I'm leaving.
I'm done with this recording>sick loop

>58037820
good, leave schizo

>>58036956
IRyS don't listen to some quack doctor you need my love injections directly to your womb

>>58028932
I use them on my personal PC, I'd appreciate more of them

>>58038412
>*slurp*

>>58038204
>personal personal computer

>>58038412
After Sora's Acoustic Live yesterday I'd really like to hear them both singing together like that.

hey

>>58036573
Fat pig got what she deserved desu.

the triumphant return of piggy schizo???? i never thought i'd see the day. welcome back, bud

>>58028932
She'd have more effect if she'd do member's only ASMR every now and again

>>58040492
How new

Not too sick to play Splatoon with Flare tomorrow sadly

>>58044437
Good, more IRyS. Just as I’m going to make my own full recover from cold, too

>>58044437
Are you not enjoying your JP only streams?

>>58044437
>he doesn't play while sick
ngmi

Any vod recommendations, I watched all the chad cast and rust vods

>>58045770
Sadly, those were peak irys VODs, it’s all downhill from there.

>>58045770
A Way Out
Super Smash Bros collab
The Last Airbender watchalong

>>58045770
RE2/3

>>58045770
Any mega man, a way out

>>58045915
Least obvious TimeRyS schizo

>>58045770
Sekiro

>>58045770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PU-ooMWN1g

>>58045770
Dead space

stream tonight?

>>58046290
FlaRyS

>>58046323
Flare said that collab or not depends on IRyS’ health tomorrow.

>>58046933
Yeah and that's still the only stream you'll get

Cheeb 3D showcase soon!

>>58046933
LET HER REST YOU BLACK ELF

>>58049195
So slim...

https://twitter.com/ichijouririka/status/1700169441999548640

Cheeb next stream when?

https://files.catbox.moe/idf28e.png
https://files.catbox.moe/52oluz.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ijw87g.png

3 down

>>58049995
Ya missed it >>58015972

>>58050034
nice

>>58044772
going live soon, we play later in the day but there's other games that are cool too https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

>>58051162
thanks for the reminder, I was almost going start actually working because there's nothing to watch

>>58050034
it was worth losing a finger over

I miss my wife...

>>58049524
god its so fucking weird that their management unironically told them to @ every single holo

>>58050034
>pronebone
holy fucking based
hope you have a mega like koianon

>>58051613
>corpo-mandated twitter replies
people will voice their discontent, just as they did for OW2

>>58051613
the entire gen is weird as fuck

>>58051388
damn you dude, now i have an urge to draw her bites our finger off

>>58050034
>me, a licensed semen doctor, administering her daily dose

>>58051862
because everyone is new. looks like including the support staff and management assigned for that gen

>>58051613
Advent did the same. It does make sense to a certain extent, I can see where they're coming from.

>>58051985
Advent did it by replying to the holos tweets welcoming them. which is fine. doing a mass cold open tweet within a short timespan is really off putting

>>58051985
Advent replied to people talking to them first, this girl is @ing them first

>>58051979
makes sense. the staff for cover's first 3 vsingers were hopefully all fired for being saboteurs

>>58050034
jesas that's really good anon, really like her tearing up in the second one

i miss IRyS...

>>58052543
I knew some people would enjoy that, at the same time i'm afraid of the backlash, still its so dangg hot i know right?

I'm going to make two male IRyStocrats kiss while I watch

IRyS please get well soon
The lack of streams is dangerous for my cock
I'm so bored I'm masturbating every few hours
It hurts

>>58052660
don't be scared girls cute when they cry

>>58053089 (Me)
are cute*

>>58053089
understood, gonna punch her again

>>58053201
You're fucking weird jerry.

>>58053089
I wanna slap this face with my dick

>>58052172
>>58052184
It doesn't really matter who replies to who first it's the same thing.
The only people that care are schizos that like to make a big deal out of how long IRyS takes to mention any of them. Them posting first makes it much easier.

>>58054039
there's a pretty big difference you fucking retard
replying is being polite @ing is just seeking attention

>>58054252
Both are seeking attention, you wouldn't bother replying otherwise.

before you reply to dumb shit look at this

>>58053089

>>58054508
TimeRyS grows more powerful by the day

>>58054508
it reminds me of what i have to do

will IRyS and fuwamoco do a JP only collab

>>58054855
no, why the fuck would they?

>>58054636

why do you motherfuckers want to hurt my wife?, the fucking schizo is better than you

>>58055393
They're the same "people". My wife doesn't deserve that destitution.

>>58055393
IRyS is a spoiled ojou sama who need to be punished sometimes.

>>58055393
she's my wife not (Yours) and she needs correction

>>58055393
You got to admit she’s earned it with how she’s been neglecting us recently.

>>58055779

>>58055714
>>58055779
yeah with lots of love and my dick
>>58056026
no, never

>>58056026
nobody invited you monkey

>>58055393
crying women are extremely arousing

>>58055393
>wife?, the
>?,

i think the flare splatoon collabs are fun

i get to see my wife enjoying herself and chatting with her friends

i just ignore the bully posts
im here for IRyS and i love her

>>58056194
it's weird usually I find crying women to be extremely annoying but with IRyS it just turns me on I love it when she cries on stream

I have rewatched her 3D showcase 5 times since her last stream to cope...

>>58056289
I don't mind them but when it's the only thing we get it sucks

>>58056194
>>58056421
I agree but because I get an overwhelming desire to protect her, not make her cry myself

>>58056026
>neglecting us
As a Sapbud, I envy you cunts. You atleast get almost daily updates and spaces whenever she can’t stream while I’m lucky to get a single tweet after a week of radio silence

>>58056510
i think it was just bad timing desu, too many events and studio sessions, and the forced hlzntl collab probably made her wary to stream until people forget about it
some people went full schizo

>>58056616
Yeah I guess we've just had it good for so long that we've become spoiled. At least she's not Gura.

>>58056692
This thread doesn't represent the entire fanbase, nobody would attack IRyS over corporate mandated bullshit

>>58056675
Yeah I guess we've just had it good for so long that we've become spoiled. At least she's not Gura.

>>58056675
It really sucks how Fauna fucking hates social media when it's a part of her job

>Fauna is back from little sickness.
>Will resume regular streams starting from today.
IWyS…..

Need tummy punching RyonaRyS

>jetlag
>an actual cold
go back

>>58056675
honestly I don't know how the Saplings and Chumbuds survive this long. We've had at most 3 days of no communication and I'm already dying, I can't imagine having oshi that doesn't like to touch social media when they're on break like Fauna or never at all like Gura

>>58056919
If IRyS Gura'd out you'd see me on the news

wife doko?

>>58057277
Here

Kaela playing the cheebs game if you need something to watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tlryASh-0U

>>58056692
>some people went full schizo
Retard or a woman. It’s probably better if (You) stay off the internet.

>>58057349
I can't watch anyone else when IRyS is away, it doesn't feel right.

i want to be in the receiving end of the physical abuse from her noodle arms

I think there's finally more Ryona art than guro for IRyS now

>>58050034
>We get a new drawanon
>the previous one goes missing
this is like 3rd time it happens

>>58057688
Never forgive achama for abandoning us

>>58057688
Chama is doing just FGO lately and the menhera one is busy with clown cunny from the jew corpo

I miss the lady

>>58057688
if anything it's amazing how we have gotten so many, the other CoincilRyS generals have zero drawfags

>>58057555
now that's what I call hot

>>58057921
/uuu/ has multiple

>>58057352
^ One of the ones who went full schizo and is now trying to pretend to be normal again.

>>58058054
amen

Kaela will be delivering hope in a few minutes, maybe wife will drop by to say hi(RyS)

>>58056692
the only people who went full schizo are the homobeggars who got mind broken after she doubled down on no homo collabs and she did it right after those two fags announced their graduation too kek

>>58057921
the consequences of our oshi only having a handful of consistent artfags that regularly post her

>>58058359
that was fucking glorious

>>58058391
I'm glad Getto didn't become a whore...

>>58058359
^ Completely ignoring all the unicorn schizos who were screaming about leaving her before any of those things even happened.
Are you ignoring this stuff on purpose in order to lie, or have you genuinely convinced your schizo brain that nothing else happened?

>>58058359
don't forget the fakeRyStocrats who immediately turned their backs on her

>>58058179
Proof?

>>58058359
Don’t forget the guerrilla karaoke celebration for their graduation.

I want IRyS to reluctantly stab me

>>58058527
you're fucking retarded if you thought any of those people were genuine

>>58058568
Yes, let me just look through your post history on this anonymous image board...
"(You): Reeeeeee IRyS is going to be on the same stream as a m*le! I am going to scream and cry and cum and leave!"

Well, there you have it!

>>58058628
How many thread bakers revolted and started making anti-threads, leaving me to make a real /HiRyS/ thread for the first time because no one else would?

>>58058615
"ooh ur squirting red stuff now"

IRyS will show up for Reine's birthday, right...?

>>58058527
did you also believe that the people in /byerys/ were actual IRyStocrats too? if so I have some snake oil I could sell you

>>58058527
> unicorn schizos who were screaming about leaving her
You mean the shitposts in 4chan ?

>>58058527
>>58058549
we had like 150 ips most of those were random fuckers

samefagging hours again...

I like this retards posting style.

>>58058742
Considering people were ONLY making those threads and no one was making real threads until I did it, yes.

>>58058606
that was 100% intentional

>>58058495
I remember when getto still had the zombie oshi mark

>>58058731
don't we usually have the sip baker

>>58058787
yes, anon baking thread is a good idea when we were being raided
Anyway, the snake oil is 50$ per 500ml bottle. How many do you want?

>>58058787
the normal baker fucked off to avoid the drama

>>58058815
he stopped baking even before the collab bulshit

>>58058855
The ones I made were good until the anti-threads finally died and the schizos came back into it.
If you actually read those you'd know everything was going on as normal while the whiners and the raiders all cried in the anti-thread.

anyone with 2 functioning neurons could figure out most of it was just faggots falseflagging anyway

>>58058815
I'm still here I'm just too lazy to think of titles anymore and have graduated from most rituals. It made it easier for threads to be made from other fags too, but yeah I stopped baking for a while since who wants to read all that garbage

>>58058815
I killed him.

>>58058949 (me)
Even 'our' most famous schizo wasn't in it! It was a good time for loyal IRyS fans.

>>58058995
i fell asleep in my stalking bush so i couldn't warn them

>>58058995
I'd like to see you try you silly bitch I'll put you in the fucking ground

i dont mind breaks from streaming if it means we get more kino content like the 3d showcase

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tlryASh-0U
shes playing our (me and my wife's) game

>>58059192
Kaela has played this more than any other IRyStocrat, it's not even updated yet...

>>58059192 (my wife's husband me)
i forgot to say i hate this
I HATE THIS

>>58058985
you will always forever be the only real /hirys/ baker in my heart

>>58059234
She just streamed almost 12 hours of raft too....what the fuck

>>58058796
everything she does is intentional i hate fags that don't realize she is the smartest person on earth. who cares about looking retarded over small shit its funny.

Penguin woman playing the iryses .

>>58059192
She is my new oshi now.

>>58059460
blacksmith*

>>58059516
My condolences

>>58059460
luv penguin woman because shes the only one usually live during this time that isnt jp (other than kiara)

>>58059831
blacksmith*

>>58059516
WhoreRyStocrat

cheeb cheeb

CHEEB SUCKS

cheeb is fat

We hate cheeb here.

Cheeb LOVE!!

>>58060794
>>58060872
>>58060886

>>58060794
>>58060872
>>58060886
Fine. I will leave.

>>58061233
No...

>>58061233
No Cheebs allowed next thread

>>58061233
you were supposed to be dead already, we only love 2.0 Cheebs

I just remembered how last thread ended with a very unusual image of the cat and now I'm wondering why is there not something like that but with Cheebs instead

>>58061233
Cheeb isn't allowed to leave, I love Cheeb like she is my daughter

Prerending to be sick to avoid streaming

>>58059184
That means you dont like her streams simple as that

It chhibrys time until new notice from wife.

I will tickle a cheeb!

>>58062756
Thats my job

>>58062691
heh she's stinky like a fish I get it

>>58063081
Fish dont stink, the smell is from the salt water they are swimming in all day and night.

threadreading when lurking is always amusing

>>58063326
Stop stuffing your face, you'll get fat

https://twitter.com/namiorii/status/1700231199002919180

>>58063326
*CumRyS on u*

>>58063303
I don't stink either then it's just the sweat I'm covered in

>>58063383
This looks off but I'm too much of a non menhera artfag to explain why

>>58063435
No, you cant use that excuse because fish dont need to sweat.

>>58063383
I don't know how to feel about this artist, the way they draw IRyS barely feels/looks like IRyS.

>>58063521
The ocean is just fish sweat, THEY don't want you to know this.

>>58063014
IRyS should do a Mandy watchalong

>>58063503
it's the legs I think

>>58063565
IRyS should do a Billy & Mandy watchalong

>>58063565
She wouldn't get it...

>>58063562
Fish dont have sweatglands, drastic temperture changes could turn the oceans into soup. The ony way they have to cope with gradual changes it is by becoming small .

>>58063503
still pretty good but the body looks a bit too long or the proportion in mainly the abdomen area is a bit off. or maybe that's just cause that's where my eyes are drawn to. also the legs get a bit too narrow too fast.
idk i can't art, i just like looking at it

>>58063894
oh wait you're that retard who takes everything literally aren't you

>>58063383
>milking cows need to be kept in a constant state of pregnancy to produce milk
I'm gonna die of dehydration

Clock lady is back so you might get crumbs on that last date from her later

>>58064391
Kronii might be the worst at telling stories in all of Council if not all of EN, you should already know that

>>58064497
Fauna....

>>58064497
>Mumei: writes down things she wants to talk about
>also Mumei: gets distracted and goes off on a completely random tangent for half an hour and forgets what she was talking about in the first place

>>58051162
Soon

>>58064958
At least she took Kiaras advice, every holo who does a vacation should at least have some notes for stream topics. Psuedo- journals like that are good for your mental health too

>>58064958
>>58064530
yes, all of Council is bad at telling stories
IRyS is the only one that actually tells them correctly but you have to pester her for it

>>58065038
GO /HIRyS/ GO

the ball game in the grass time

>>58065949
no...

Funny how flare will ruin her fake sickness once again and force her to stream

Stop scoring.

>>58066570

>>58066608
I TOLD YOU TO STOP

>>58066570
instructions unclear