/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>57993429

>>57993769
what sound does a woodchipper make

>>57993429
>starfield released
Why is this notable? Games hot garbage.

>>57993429
she has to finish starfield before she can stream again anon

>>57993429
Fauna doesn't practice what she preach. She doesn't want to be friends with you but she friends with her oshi gura.

>>57993909
Tell me why I know you don't watch streams

>>57993807
UuuuuuEEEEEEEEEEEEEWHHHHHWHWHWHWHWCHCHCHCHCHCHCUUUUUUU~

>>57994265
>Uuuuuu
>UUUUUUU~
Yes

>>57994251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBrBu7BxaAg

>7 years of development for this
>inb4 its bethesda, expect it to be shitty

I put some leaves and carrots outside by the front door in case she gets hungry!

>check twitter
>check youtube
>nothing
>check twitter
>check youtube
>nothing
>check twitter
>check youtube
>nothing
>check twitter
>check youtube
>nothing
>check twitter
>check youtube
>nothing

>>57993429
Bad news, Saplings. I kicked Fauna down a flight of stairs. She's never coming back.

>>57994694
check tier 3 members

>>57994187
untrue they are having sex
(sometimes i join)

She's typically one of the more consistent streamers so I'm willing to give her a pass when she takes a longer than expected break.

>>57994187
>seething ESL friendpost
every time

>>57993429
>>57994265
>>57994293
>>57994662
>>57994694
>>57996282
Enjoy watching your oshi become more and more like her oshi. Are they both hitting new records at the same time? Gura just hit 3 weeks without any communication.

>>57997486
Fauna did communicate a few days ago though. Tweeted that she’s back home and she will stream Starfield when she gets over her jet lag.

>>57994187
*GASP* You're telling me that she's friends with someone whom it's actually appropriate for her to be friends with? NO! Say it isn't so!

>>57997486
Seriously, why is this the hill you've chosen to die on? There's no way her words actually triggered you THIS MUCH, dude. Like, fuckin', seriously, come off it, you pathetic drama queen.

>>57997915
It's the only 'yab' he has. The irony, of course, being that only this sad state of a Jakartan thinks it's a yab, so everytime he repeats his pathetic line he just outs himself.
I think in his mentally ill mind he's leaking the biggest yab bomb, but in reality everyone just laughs at him.
Tragic, honestly.

>>57997915
Who's words?

>>57998272
>who is words
and here he is kek

>>57994187
she became co-workers with her oshi before she became friends with her oshi

>>57993429
She has to leave again soon no?

>>57998310
I think you misunderstand, I'm here to shit talk Gura for being gone again, the Fauna post was just a convenient vehicle to spread my message, I don't actually follow Fauna.

>>57998393
>who is words

>>57998498
Wow, okay, not even ESL but English is retarded sometimes.

Fauna
>said that her fans weren't and never will be her friends and they should know their place beneath her feet as an entertainer
>told the streamer she copies all her bits from (NorthernLion) to fuck off and that she didn't want to be friends and they should respect the boundaries between a fan and a streamer when his wife offered to collab with her
>told Neurofags that she will never, ever be friends with an AI and only ever viewed her as a quaint curiosity
>told Jermafags the same thing
>ghosted her colleagues and then gave the whole "we're in the same line of work, we're not friends" speech
>blatantly ignores any attempt at unity brought up by fans and just says she's "doing her own thing"
>ghosted everyone in Japan, kept emphasizing how busy she was and how everyone was there "for work"
>publically humiliated the pink rabbit and made sure Phase and Hololive never interact
>but for some reason seemed perfectly willing to milk the clout out of Gura's shark tits and suck her clit, the most popular vtuber in the world
What the fuck is her problem? Why is she such a schizoid?

>>57994460
Ok now compare it to Cyberjunk on launch.

>>57998872
dude you need some sleep

>>57993429
Probably roofied and chained to a pipe in Marine's basement.

>>57998625
That's exactly what an ESL would say. But, yeah, sorry, I can't help you figure out "who is words". You're on your own with that one, bud.

>>57999310
kek

>>57999145
yeah, I'd like to think the comparison to Cyberpunk is tongue-in-cheek...

>>57993807
>wuuudchipper

>>57999310
I'm not sure whose dick is in your ass but if it puts you in this bad of a mood you should ask them to be gentler, is that better bud?

>>58000684
nta, but the correct spelling is "whose words". "who's words" is a contraction of "who is words", hence that anons responses.

>>58000684
Oh, settle down, princess, we're just fuckin' around. Learn to laugh at yourself and stop taking yourself so seriously.

>>58000684
>the ESL lashes out in confusion, still mindbroken by "who is words"

>>58000846
Yeah, I figured that out here >>57998625
>>58000852
All good, probably took it too serious just cause I'm in a bad mood lately, sorry about that, no hard feelings on my end.

>>58001374
Fuck you. How dare you apologize to me, bitch. Say you're fucking sorry.

squeeb

>>57993429
she has a new friend, sorry saplings

>>57994694
Did you check holoplus?

>>57993429
Why do you care? She's not your friend.

>>57993429
>vacay
Japan arc is not a "vacation". Cover has worked her to the bone the whole way and now she's taking a few days off to recuperate before getting back on the grind.

>>57999145
>resorts to Whataboutism
Sisters…

>>58002256
Skyrim sucks dick too, but Fauna makes it kino. Will probably be the same situation with Starfield.

>>58001827
Yeah, me!
>>58001968
I care because she's my friend and I care about my friends and she cares about her friends, too, i.e. all of us. Not that you'd know what it's like to care about your friends.

>WE ARE NOT FRIENDS
>WE SHOULD NEVER BE FRIENDS

>>58003171
>WE ARE FRIENDS
>WE SHOULD ALWAYS BE FRIENDS


:)

>>57993429
this year has been so great for gaming and Fauna/Bijou purposefully play the most boring slop ever like Starfield and BG3. Fuck you.

>>57999145
>>57999517
Even if starfield worked perfectly it'd be an empty vapid boring pile of shit

>>57998671
Thank you for paying your respects cheebs
>>57994662
I'm sorry sapling, I got locked outside and I ate them.. .

>>57999517
cyberpunk is still bad nigga. its a soulless open world wake the fuck up samurai game.

Japan wasn't a vacay at all, she was literally working. Even the other girls have mentioned that they had been doing 12 hour recording sessions for days at a time. When she first stopped doing streams she even said she was going to get even busier which was why she wouldn't be able to, and then she came home 4 days ago and is probably still trying to properly rest.

>>57998239
I mean there's other yabs, but he's caught on he'll get banned if he talks about those.

i'm crying right now. i'm alone and scared and i miss faufau

>>58003171
This anon summed it up nicely:
>>57998239
Back to your hut.

>>58004238
Incorrect. Fauna has had 0 yabs. In two whole years. And it mindbreaks this fucker so bad.
You LOVE to see it.

>>58005074
she had a yab at debut that most people forgot about

>>57994251
Fauna is an sjw so she'll love space exploration filled with janky black girlboss characters

>>58005163
No, schizo, Fauna. Ceres Fauna. The vtuber. The person I'm talking about - has had zero yabs. I'm sure you can provide evidence to the contrary, otherwise stop responding.

>>58005390
It was an opsec yab, she should have deleted the tweets.

>>58005616

>>58005616
She couldn't have deleted the replies, there's literally nothing she could have done.

>>58005616
Yeah, like I said provide evidence or shut up, Fauna's tweets are available and if they're not deleted you can retweet them safely, as she is a vtuber and it's on topic.
Otherwise stop vagueposting and take the L.

>>57993429
PREGNANT… by orc

>>58004771
smugmoom senpai noticed me....UUUUUUUUUUUU
laters, virgins

>>58003986
>Even the other girls have mentioned that they had been doing 12 hour recording sessions
Fauna said she was doing 12 hour sessions in one of her streams

>>58006288
yeah but then you get met with "DYRBI"

>>58006064
Yeah, me

>>58005800
Do your reps, look up the deleted posts mentioning fauna in the archives
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/
around 2021-08-23. I won't spoonfeed you more than this.

>>58006918
This is fucking embarrassing, you're still vagueposting and not providing evidence. Why is it so hard for your tiny Jakartan brain to accept she's been yab free since debut?
As I said, Fauna's tweets are safe to post if you say they aren't deleted so you've already taken the L or you'd have posted it already.

>>58004271
>i'm crying right now. i'm alone and scared and i miss faufau

Sapcucks are worse than chumbuds because their oshi actively shows disdain to her fans.

>>58007819
But enough about Ame

>>58007819
You think Gura doesn't actively show disdain for us? Someone sent her a $100 superchat asking her to give up some kind of heads up next time she was going to disappear, she said "yeah I should" and now it's been 3 weeks without a single stream/tweet/member post. If that's not disdain I don't know what is.

>>58007819
I would prefer an up-front chuuba than one who lovebombs me once every few months.

>>57993429
Gura poisoned her.

>>58003864
Y-you ate them!? Ah, well...it was for a good cause I guess.
I'll just leave two Watamelons outside, they're big enough to sate multiple people.
I'm sure it'll be okay.
Wait what are they doing...?

>>58008448
I took her phone. She's not allowed to use it while we're having sex anymore.

You are not her friend uuuuuu

>spend hours of your time watching and supporting her and she can't even call you friend
oof

>>57993429
Believe in her.

>>57994942
RIP to broke saps like me.

>>57993429

she's not recovering from jet lag, sapcuck.
she's getting railed non-stop by her bf and is tired everyday to stream

>>58009807
>>58009906
>he's having a melty, watch out!

>As "Fauna" and "saplings", we cannot be friends, or, we should not be friends

>>58011717

>>58010005
That's so much better than the Gura one.

>>58012503
Post it.Please, I want to see other girls but only a Sapling has posted their Oshi's

>>58012571
Here, Gura's actual Valentines message is only like 40% of the letter.

>>57993429
Fauna doesn't play games she cares about on stream. She's said that hundreds of times.
>Cool/interesting game/movie coming out?
>Ask Fauna if she'll play it
>Uuu, no, no. I won't play/watch it on stream. (Because you losers ruin everything. My DnD campaign is going great btw, because you're not there ;3)
>Repeat process for 95% of games/movies releasing
>Okay saplings, time to play shitcraft again :DDDDDDDD

>>58012691
...yeah seems pretty on brand for Gura. I still remember the actual voice pack lengths and hers was significantly shorter than everyone else's

>>58012866
>I only have so much space to get my thoughts down.
> Uses 60% of the space to not write the actual Valentines message.
Thanks Gura.

>>58010005
Did fauna fucking justify her text near the middle of the letter? Is she autistic?

>>58013907
What?

>>58013907
I'm also confused what you mean.

>>58013992
>>58014058

look at the spacing near the middle of the letter compared to the beginning and end

>>58014101
I mean, I guess? Maybe she started spacing it out more to make it easier on the eyes than a giant block of text? Is there a problem with it?

>>58014469
No it would just be a crazy thing to do in handwriting if she did it on purpose.

>>58014469
nobody sane would expect people to justify-align handwriting unless you're using a fucking ruler
he's probably being autistic or he's larping as a literal typewriter

>>58014101
Got half way through, thought it looked crunched and messy and started putting a bit of though into fitting the words properly per line on the next paragraph.
Cute

>>58010005
mucho texto

>>58013724
>>58012866
Why is she so emotionally repressed?

>>57994460
The only valid criticism in your video is the grenades not affecting the water. Not every game needs NPCs to react to the guns.

>>57993429
See fauna I watch. No fauna I complain about gura

>>58013907
The other illiterates might not have understood but I did, anon. And yes, she did. Legitimate freak behavior.

>>58017329

Fauna doesn't update you because you are not her friend

>>57994460
>>inb4 its bethesda, expect it to be shitty
I mean, yeah, the resason I was excited for it (Was, CPU optimization is dogshit and I cant run it atm.) is because its going to bring the Bethesda modding community to a genre I fucking love, space games.

>>58017689

>>58015726
But I thought Gura was the cream of the crop and a true idol and just like the JPs...

>>58017689
Dyrbi

>>58018674
Don't use my posts as a soap-box, mongrel.

>>58007819
>>58008448
I can't stand sapfaggots but they aren't nearly as cucked and delusional as chumbuds.

Replace the nog in pic related with a chumbud and it becomes a documentary on the average gura fan.

>>58019111
Don't lash out at me just because your oshi quit streaming

>>58019358
I'm not a chumbud, don't get ahead of yourself schizo.

>>57998872
Majority of these are good thongs, though?

I am really missing her but she's never disappointed me so I'm just supporting her kouhai while I wait.

>>58005949
you cant be this retarded even if youre trying to defend her...

>>57993429
recovering from the non stop ryoukan nakadashi baby making sex. just the usual, cucklings

>>58019358
Ok gura

>>58014640
don't you mean she?

>>58019802
>thongs
ogey

>>58020253
yeah, from me
>>58019941
They were trying to bait a retard into posting shit to receive a vacation

She was in Japan for more than a month, she is catching up with all the sweaty sex she didnt have there.

>>58022687
Isn't that obvious? I had to UberEats a 24 pack of Gatorade just to keep us hydrated. I'm sure she'll stream soon though.