/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

jgbfs, I heard the collab sucked. that true?

>>57951963
I watched first hour but I would be totally unable to watch 4 hours long stream if that would happen

... I liked how there was Minecraft music in background, because doggos didn't knew to turn it off. Brings in another level of comfy and this feeling of watching first steps of a new player. ... I would like some shaders tho. But I guess their PC isn't beefy enough for those.

>>57955632
I opened this thread and sneezed

>>57955663
Bijou couldn't do it, so everyone wandered around. Collab is essentially postponed

>>57955713
Go to bed, mocochan

The fact Mococo made that tweet about spooning means they're open to a little bit of yuribaiting and this pleases me greatly

>>57955890
I think Fuwawa knew what she was doing by listing certain things she enjoys in the debut. She knew the conclusions that would come from it

>>57955727
fuwawa doesn't have a nametag and shadow SHE'S NOT REAL

>>57949694
True Love (1999) and Tuned Heart 2 are translated, never played them tho.

>>57955890
they were yuribaiting on debut anon, only people that were covering their eyes and ears intentionally didn't see it.

>>57955999
I thought everyone was already aware that fuwawa is just mococo's tulpa? Don't tell me you also don't know that Mocochan voices pero

I love Fuwawa
I love her voice
I love her rare sneezes
I love her model
I love her personality
I love the little "ah aaah" noises she makes
I love her tits
I love her loud banshee screeches when she's scared or playing an intense game
I love the way she says "wuffian"
I love her love for otaku culture
I love her love for Japanese culture
I love the 100% confirmed fact that she smells nice
I love her love for eroge and VNs
I love her quick wit
I love Fuwawa

>>57956112
but...
what about...
what about mococo?
What about Mococo?!

>>57955663
It turned into zatsudan with a few extra in-game occurrences. Fuwamoco seem really excited for the game and left me wanting more, but obviously didn't live up to the potential since they didn't really get into the game yet. Stream left me with overall positive feelings.

>>57956151
Mocowho?

>>57955727
Why does Shiori's skin look off?

Call me a schizo but...
I think Pero is just Mococo

>>57956223
gomen, freshly peeled

2 new

>>57956226
yeah meds

>>57956058
Don't think so unless you think the reference for Yosuga no Sora counts

>>57956151
I love Mococo
I love her bratty attitude
I love how she wears her heart on her sleeve
I love her adorable squeaky laugh
I love her model
I love her flat chest
I love her tummy
I love her love for otaku culture
I love her love for Japanese culture
I love how scared she gets while playing horror games
I love her obvious love for her big sister
I love her sneezes

>>57955663
>just got back from shitting
You okay anon...

I’m actually a bit curious they make a skit where Mococo streamed “alone” with Fuwawa’s voice being faintly heard in the background

https://youtu.be/mn2yVMiDAGs?t=5215

WOOF WOOF

>>57956283

>>57956265
https://youtu.be/Kttt7pb5o6I?t=1021
Moco-chan was talking directly to Fuwawa which is why Fuwawa responded back to her. Moco-chan was absolutely looking Fuwawa in the eye when she said this. Understanding their personality more, this was clearly just Moco-chan being a bratty tsundere and Fuwawa being nice enough to play along on debut day.
Meds? Not gonna take them.

>>57955727
oh, fuwamoco were playing seperately?

>>57956600
yeah

>>57956600
>>57956610
no its a photoshop...

>>57956389
wrong color eyes

>>57956666
Satan it's obviously Fuwawa cosplaying as Mococo.

I can't stop thinking about Fuwawa's bloops. I need Fuwa's bloop milk she's selfishly denying me of.

>>57956836
>bloop
What does that fat fuck have to do with anything

I used to be a big tokufag so I might just watch a bunch of kamen rider, sentai or ultraman for jp learning

>>57956057
Holy shit that's good

>>57956984

>>57956057
I played True love back in the day when dating Sims were all the rage. I wonder if Fuwamoco did too

I love Mococo! I'm gonna marry Mococo! I'm gonna give headpats to Mococo! I'm gonna kiss Mococo! I'm gonna have rough bed breaking sex with Mococo! I'm gonna impregnate Mococo! I'm gonna break the Stockholm syndrome placed on Mococo! I'm gonna raise kids with Mococo! I'm gonna move to Japan with Mococo! I'm gonna become fluent in Japanese with Mococo! I'm gonna touch the ears and tail of Mococo! I'm gonna worship Mococo! I'm only gonna think of Mococo! I'm the only Ruffian for Mococo!

>>57957249

>>57956223
Her's was made by a different person

>>57957249
Reminder that they microwave their tea

I wonder if they have Utawarerumono perms

Bros their Minecraft Vod is about to pass up Lifetime Showtime...

>>57957464
>canada have a voltage of 120v like burgers
i really don't get it. electric kettles are great shame it's rather useless there

>>57957503
I don't give a fuck about numbers but LTST obviously got gimped by not releasing immediately after debut

>>57957318
All this, but Fuwawa

>>57957533
I've got an electric kettle in Burger Land and it works fine

Who cares how you heat up water, it's just water

>>57957207
That's from YU-NO, one of the eroge that FWMC played.
>>57957268
If it's PC-98 eroge then Fuwawa has probably played it.

>>57957670
so you're saying most americans are just lazy

>>57957593
I have no idea why they weren't able to release that in tandem with their debut stream. That would've been so damn great for them.

>>57955198
>sakuuta
>2429 unique kanji
it's over
my N4 ass can't read this

>>57957884
Yeah, pretty much. It's a shame that more people don't know the power of electric kettles.

How do I get cute hag weeb gf who will play eroge with me

>>57958367
do your reps first

>>57958485
>master1200
>NTR
>paywall
holy trinity

anyone know why a subfile's subs just won't show up in the player even though it's selected. using mpv

>>57958367
impossible when they all stay indoors

>>57958693
I came across this issue before, assuming you checked the subtitle option at the bottom right, it might be delayed in subs so just hit shift + or - z

>>57958693
corrupted file or not supported by your subtitle renderer

>>57958693
just make sure to cycle the subs with J or something

>>57959037
Well so do I

>>57958367
It's like going out fishing. You can only do so by finding them on the internet and even then, you have to play a roulette hoping that your gacha pull amounts to something good. Chances are... well.. good luck.

Mococo

I absolutely despite clipfags who only make clips of Mococo or only put Mococo in the thumbnail. To me they're just telegraphing that they don't understand the gimmick of Fuwamoco

>>57958693
This is why i just watch my anime raw and make sure I also do reading practice through some other method. I think a moderate amount of both listening practice and reading practice not together is important, even if a bunch of anons earlier were heavily suggesting to use subtitles as a boost to comprehension. If its something you like and there aren't easy subtitles just go for it. You will want to eventually be able to watch it with only audio one day I suspect anyways, and finally being able to pay full attention to the images with my eyes has been very pleasing personally.

>>57959444
i'm really annoyed by mistimed subs and then some of the rars on kitsunekko dont even have the whole series jp subbed. I might just get a proxy and watch jp stuff through streaming sites since they have jp subs.

>>57959424
Mococo is more popular than Fuwawa

>>57959424
I think this is a pretty weak reason to dislike clipfags out of all the possible reasons. I watch all the streams though so I won't even touch clips any more, the ones I have seen annoyed me enough with the constant mistranslations and trying to shoehorn their own jokes/edits into the clip when I wanted just the original clip. If I want something I can save it myself at this point.

>>57959370
and Fuwawa!

What are some things interesting things i can try reading as a 3 week jplet? yotsuba is killing me with how boring it is

>>57959694
alright Ruffian hand over the rest of that image

>>57959541
You should try Softether, It has residential IP's, It's good if you play gacha or checking out 5ch, just make sure it has VPN gate added with it

>>57959862
you'll need a pixiv account https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111514709

>>57959985
niiice

I just cant get aroused if an image only has Fuwawa or Mococo but im fine if it's both. Im mind broken

>>57959694
>mococo backseating fuwawa
but that's not what the scroll said!

>>57959820
Just look for anything you think is fun and read it regardless of skill level.
I enjoy all of it, even stuff like Yotsuba is fun so its something I can't really help you with in terms of what is interesting. But really you just have to find it fun to begin with, or there isn't much of a point is there? Pick something that sounds fun and just do it, I'd still stick to either a manga or VN though, starting with a LN might actually be a bit much.

>>57959820
isn't most shounen manga got furigana in it?
just pick anything from WSJ

>>57959150
Damn, life is ruff

>>57960150
Threesome with the sisters is the only true route anyways Ruffian. Your not mind broken, you are enlightened.

I think they should have been demon guard nekomata since they're so obsessed with cats.

>>57960549
Nah, Demon guard dog fits them much better, loud, filled with energy and love, loyaltly to ruffians, etc.

>>57960640
*loyalty

Mococo may be the superior lifeform but Fuwawa is the superior wifeform

>>57960549
it makes sense for dogs to be obsessed with cats

>>57960549
Mococo being a sperg over a pixel cat is just their kayfabe ... right?

>>57960984
Anon, the twins are at the age when single, childless women start becoming crazy cat ladies because they weren't able to find a BF or husband

I'm so mad at Biboo, how could she betrayed us like that? Diamond Dogs are OVER. I'll spend the next hour masturbating to her.

>>57960984
>>57961092
It was funny how long she stayed on that one cat. Even Fuwawa urged her to move on and return to the other Advent members.

>>57961177
I don't know what about the particular cat she liked so much compared to the other two cats that were also near

>>57961092
>when single, childless women start becoming crazy cat ladies
Half the Holomem have cats they dote on...Mio...Lamy...Pekora...Botan...

>>57960713
Then they should be BAU BAU'ing incessantly at cats, not trying to huff them and make a bed of cats to sleep on.

>>57961377
The twins aren't allowed to own a cat

>>57961261
It was a calico with heterochromia, a deadly combination for any crazy cat lady.

Good morning everyone I hate Nerissa she is retarded whore thank you

>>57961498
Why not? Because the owner of their shoebox doesn't let them?

i love fuwawas fake laugh

>>57957533
The microwave isn't about heating the water, it's to steep the tea hotter. If you pour boiling water in a cold mug, it almost instantly cools down to 80C. If you pour multiple times to heat the mug, you can get at most to something like 94C and it further cools down very fast. If you are steeping multiple times with wet leaves, it's instantly another 10C colder.
With microwave you can actually steep at 100C and sustain it, enabling much stronger infusion than you can do with just a kettle.

>>57960984
No

>>57957670
>2x the waiting
yep thats the reason why they microwave instead

>>57957464
Isn't that like bad?

>>57961877
You realize that ruins the tea right. You shouldn't be pouring anything hotter than 70 degrees onto the leaves

>>57961877
>100c
why the fuck would you want to burn your tea leaves

>>57961632
Probably.

>>57962013
I wish I could be there to see their reaction when they get a fat 20 grand deposited into their bank next month

>>57962035
thats probably nothing as cost of living is pretty high right now

>>57961632
>>57962035
Probably that or they're the type who just likes to play with cats but can't or don't really have the time or even space to invest in taking care of one as owners

Looking forward to Advent japanese school!

fuck me ive slipped into sleep paralysis twice already trying to sleep.

they're clearly incest baiting so why are there so few incest fan arts?

>>57962498
>two sisters cuddling is "incest"

>>57962541
yes

>>57962498
It's normal to be spoony with your sister anon

>>57962360
>tfw no demon Fuwawa to pin me down during sleep paralysis

>>57962498
I really hope there isn't any actual fucking going on, it's just too weird.

>>57962360
>crushes your chest in your sleep

>>57962713
I really hope there is because it makes my peepee hard to think about

>>57962713
No real "fucking" can occur between two females

Given how many subs FuwaMoco have, it's weird that Lifetime Showtime only has the amount of views it has. If all of us ruffians would watch it even once, it'd be 500k views instantly, right?

>>57962718
I think they should make a giant Pero house in Minecraft.

So when Nerissa picks on Mococo it's akin to brats playing in a playground and nothing sinister right?

>>57962832
It got culled hard by Youtube. You reminded me to play it today though. Also don't reply to the bait

>>57961996
>>57962012
It depends on tea and brew. I've found that many white teas, oolong teas and some black teas, after exhausted by normal temperature brewing, get really interesting if you microwave later infusions. It's a genuinely underrated, unexplored area of tea.
I just read some study, generally you extract more stuff at higher temperatures, with the exception of catechins which peak at 10 minutes at 95C and decreases if brewed longer and/or hotter, meaning that even for catechins, microwaving will extract more than colder brew. You can't technically "burn" tea leaves with hot water, but depending on tea (especially green teas), you want to avoid extracting certain chemicals that are detrimental to the taste.
And I'm talking about pure unflavored tea. Who knows what happens to flavorings and additives at extreme temperatures.

>>57962360
>>57962666

>>57962929
What bait?
My post wasn't even replying to anything and I thought of it just now.
Can you guys stop mentioning bait for once?

>>57962898
It's more like how the queen bitch picks on a girl because she secretly wants her.

>>57962930
>Flavorings and additives
>In your tea

>>57962898
She likes to pick on Mococo because she's a prude

>>57962666
>Fuwawa puts a paralysis drug in your tea
>Can't move
>Can't scream
>Can only lie there and watch as she squeezes your balls in her hand so hard they almost burst

>>57962930
higher than normal heat will also make the bags holding the tea leaves release chemicals into your tea water, anon...

>>57963030
Apparently any post regarding numbers or other Advent members is considered bait according to that one schizo.

>>57962964
terrifying and hot at the same time

>>57962832
Youtube views pretty much fake and determined by what Google's morality&misinformation Sibyl System AI determines to be good for the people.
There's no way Lifetime Showtime's has the same viewership than their average stream. Non-hardcore viewers would be expected to miss some streams, but not the song. Besides, I don't rewatch streams, but have watched Lifetime Showtime at least 10 times.

>>57963176
I was just thinking about it now, because like, FuwaMoco shouldn't even have to mention or even worry at all about Lifetime Showtime getting even just 300k views given how many of us there are.
Does that mean not even half of us gave enough of a shit to watch it once? It's impossible that Youtube has culled that many views from it.
I just don't like to see them getting all worried about it because on paper, it only makes sense they shouldn't have to.

>>57963349
It's definitely a Youtube issue. Views don't drop off that quick. It got 90k in the first day and then 2k on the second. That's Youtube culling views, plain and simple. What triggered it? Who knows but the song is performing better than the prima facie numbers would suggest, it's just getting hammered by Youtubes bot detection for tripping some retarded line of code.

>>57962360
I had sleep paralysis for three months straight after changing the job where I experienced mobbing. I guess because of the accumulated, bottled up stress. I didn't want to fall asleep sometimes, just because I would experience it again, 5 times per night or something. Though yeah I did notice some black mass in the corner of the room.

>>57963103
I see a correlation between breast size and inherent lewdness.

>>57963491
I love having nightmares. Nothing starts my day off better than waking up from some incredibly fucked up shit my unconscious mind cooked up during sleep

>>57963349
>>57963459
what if it's because we're watching it too much
it's a short song so everyone spammed it, like, even if a single person can only contribute 5 view per device, that 100k views from 500k celebration stream easily brought it to 2.5M views
and getting >2M view is just so out there for new channel so youtube suspect it being botted

and this keeps happening every day for a week

>>57963668
but it shouldn't be culling views from most of the ruffians who only watch it one or twice

>>57963070
>because she secretly wants her.
i'll tar and feather that dirty birdwoman if she lays another finger on my Moco-chan again

>>57963856
that's where the 2k-ish view every day came from
ruffians is too loyal that most of them watched it multiple times

>>57963911
Maybe everyone should just wait until the heat dies down and just gives it another watch sometime next week

Doing my Lifetime Showtime reps right now. I will get this bad boy to 300k myself if I need to

>>57962832
>>57963459
>>57963349
Simple, it got released one month too late. Check the debut VOD, it has more than 1M views and the most replayed part is Lifetime Showtime, everyone already watched it on repeat there.

>>57963499
I kind of want to see separate collabs for the flatties and bloobies

>>57964177
Nah that doesn't explain it. Trust me I've been numberfagging MV views longer than you've been on the board.

>>57963499
Mococo, Biboo and triple breasts

Biboo's so cute bros. She's waiting another week to play with FWMC and Advent in Minecraft because they stuck with her.

>>57964177
ok, but like I said, surely it wouldn't be so fucking hard for even just half of us to give the Lifetime Showtime VOD a single view and another view next week, assuming Youtube stops culling it once it's no longer new.

>>57964310
Can you raid a video, they should just dump all their viewers to it after every stream

>>57964473
I don't know, but even if they could I am guessing that they think that would be dishonest.

>This is the time they usually wake up and browse /baubau/
I love you Fuwamoco

>>57964473
not sure, but I know you can raid a premiere
although I'm not sure how people will receive fuwamoco raiding into lifetime showtime instead of someone actively streaming

>>57964473
That's twitch thot level, they can gently prod their viewers but downright dumping them straight to vid would breach level of trust they already built with their fans. I trust them to not go easy way, to actually work for it and not just whore their way through like cheap excuse of GFE.

If I slap Mococo on the ass, does she just say a slightly surprised "un" as a general reaction?

>>57964945
>I'm not sure how people will receive fuwamoco raiding into lifetime showtime instead of someone actively streaming
NTA, but I think that's gonna be a bad idea especially for their image.

>>57965023
Yes

>>57965052
Then go do your Lifetime Showtime reps, they're counting on you Ruffian

>>57957464
>>57961993
There's nothing bad about it. Supposed unhealthiness is bogus. Even chefs use microwaves. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJrdXRZ3PUE

That said, electric kettle with ability to set precise temperature is ideal for brewing tea because if you drink different kinds, they all want different temperatures.

>>57965121
I am gonna wait a few days. Reps are gonna be wasted if we're not sure Youtube has stopped culling

So who does FWMC fight in the inevitable battle?

>>57961993
As long as you don't microwave plastic packaging, it's legit. Use glass. I am microwaving fresh salmon grill portions at work quite often; it's almost like steaming it but braindead easy, delish. I can't imagine frying salmon, microwaving is objectively better. Grilling or baking, sure, but frying?

>>57962832
Youtube hid it from search for the first couple of days. Killed all momentum for it. It only started showing up in my discovery 2 days ago

>>57962713
Weird stuff happens. Especially among weird people, like related hags living together alone, pretending to be anime girls after dozens of years watching anime and playing eroges

It's like the old stories, full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end, because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened. But in the end it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come, and when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you, that meant something, even if you were too small to understand why.

But I think I do understand, I know now. Folks in those stories had lots of of turning back only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something

That there's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for.

>>57965552
I read the rates of incest in Japan are concerningly high. Things like mothers giving their sons a handy as a reward for doing well on a test

>>57964300
Precious gem.

>>57965644
Yeah, and I read that the 80% of women have fucked a dog at least once

>>57965945
Only white women

>>57965945
20% fucked a horse and can't go back.

>>57961996
>>57962012
In most cases I just let the electric kettle boil the water until it automatically turns off and then I pour the water on top of the leaves regardless of which leaves I'm using.

>>57962713
I don't know if you noticed but yuribaiting is the most common trope in Hololive. Do you think someone who has issues with calling her sister "Fuwa-nee" - has hots for her? Well, I could believe the opposite, but it's clear Mococo wants to maintain some barrier of her personal space. No rental of her tummy.

>>57966037
Ruffian you can't fuck a horse

>>57966037
>and can't go back
because they died?

>>57966227
Dumb ruffian. You should turn off the kettle when water starts going white if you're doing white/green tea. Or if you let the water boil, mix room temperature water with boiled one.

>>57966274
That's not what videos i watched on SE k800 in middle school told me.

it's just leaves and hot water why does it have to be so complicated

>>57966443
Black and fruit teas are usually fine at 100 C so there's that.

>Moco-chan the ruffians are talking about cumming on your tummy again

>>57965584
Fuck now I want to watch lotr

What's the best way to circumvent X's character limit in a way that's presentable on FWMC morning? The character limit is TINY.

>>57966537
>maybe if you were as cute as me then maybe you'd get some ruffians in your bed, or better yet, maybe that ojisan will call your dog ass instead of jacking off to biboo or whatever

>>57966443
Biochemistry is complicated stuff. Like, when you make beer and simply keep crushed grain in warm water, 72 C degrees produces something like a glue, 62 C is what you want to use when making spirits, and 84 C is instant failure and you should commit sudoku for destroying enzymes. It's just water with grain and flour duh

>>57958367
Simple, become the World's Strongest Hololive Fan

>>57966802
Type in Japanese

>>57966823
>he doesn't drink glue

>>57962713
I say it's about 95% likely they've done something sexual at least once, and 70% likely they are engaging in it regularly. It's beautiful, it's how they are meant to be.

>>57966897
I already am

>>57962713
sorry, you are the weird one here

>>57966823
anon, I just want to make a drink without needing to pull out a chemistry set. All I have is an electric stove and a kettle that goes whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii when the water starts boiling

>>57967139
Well, the beer would come out "thick", sugary and will low alcohol volume. I guess you can do it but it's not exactly what you are supposed to be doing. Depends on beer style. Most beers are supposed to be drinkable. Thus, kinda watery, dry.

>>57962713
anon, it's normal to have sex with your sibling. Even going in raw doesn't count as incest if you pull out

>>57967337
Just wait a bit or add chilled water. Or just enjoy needlessly bitter, flawed tea.

They're reposting things at 4:30 AM...

Fuwamoco are awake and retweeting

>>57967456
>bitter
is that the trick? I just had to wait? I went through a whole box of tea bags drinking bitter tea when all I had to do was wait a little?

>>57967626
Ruffian...

>>57967595
>>57967596
7 hours of sleep isn't so bad, assuming they went to bed right after the stream.

Woke up early for today's Fuwamoco Morning, wuffians haha.

Ruffians, they are in japan...

>>57967626
>tea bags
That's your problem. Bagged tea are mostly made of ground up tea dust and fannings of proper tea, which you can only find in specialized tea shops.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_leaf_grading

>>57967626
Well yeah, pouring boiling water is true and tested way to get out a lot of tannins, and those are bitter, aye. If you are doing this with green tea... bruh

>>57967821
Are you dumb

>>57967823
I thought tea comes in bags? they have other forms?

Wish I could watch more streams live. I fucking hate having a job

>>57968068
Loose leaf tea, pearls. Tea bags are generally the lowest quality

>>57968068
You can go to proper tea shop and they keep the tea in large... 5 liter (?) jars. I imagine they order larger 10, 20 kg bags. They will nicely package the amount you want into small bag, then you gotta use some net to keep the leaves out of the brew. This is literally the set up I am using at work, nothing especially fancy but there's clear difference in quality.

How do I become Fuwamocos favorite Ruffian

>>57963527
I dunno if this is sarcasm but I unironically enjoy them, its like being the MC of a horror movie. Theyre far less traumatizing than a real dream.

>>57968643
It isn't sarcasm. Nightmares are fun. No director can come up with the stuff I've seen in them, they're exhilarating

>>57968471
Do these shops have a specific name to them? just looking up tea shop gives me several tens of milk tea shops in my city

>>57968030
>mori lent them a game
>perfect ping in the mc server

How will the Japanese Classroom stream even go? Do any other girls even know how to read kana?

>>57968910
nta, I just get it loose leaf off amazon, look up like, sencha or hojicha, Ippodo is a pretty good brand I usually order.

She watches Sora stream

>>57969177
Paying respects to dai senpai very good

>>57969177
FWMC such good girls!

>>57969177
>Gray dropping another red for Sora
What is up with this dude?

>>57967296
Show me your OHP, Bench, Squat, and Deadlift ORM

https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1699759294131155250
https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1699759294131155250
https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1699759294131155250

>>57969626
I meant strongest in terms of fan power

>>57969691
They don't give a shit about that, they want a man who can move their furniture.

>>57969669
They're so back

>>57969717
I wanna move fuwawa's furniture if you catch my drift

>>57969717
I'm the harem protagonist. I will win over chad by being "nice"

>>57967595
pretty normal for them
Wake up early, repost tweets, masturbate, make breakfast, etc

>>57969852
Being nice means giving the moving men money, no girl wants would want you to spend your (see their) money when you can move things yourself

>>57969850
I wanna use Mococo as furniture, if you catch mine.

>>57969903
Just like me

>>57969954
>"Fuwawa please...you're so heavy being pregnant with Anon's babies..."

I'm starting to think Moco-chan is a masochist

>>57969915
My back is fucked I'd be paying the moving guys too

>>57969776
>90
>17
is this japanese puns

>>57970193
No it's their chest size in cm

>>57970240
>mococo 17 cm

>>57968910
Hell if I know with US; you should have a rough idea it's much easier to find a good small quality place in EU. Either it be restaurant, bakery, or tea shop - by simply walking through the city. I imagine the Amazon and similar sites should still provide quality tea; you just lose on the atmosphere of walking to nice place and chatting with shopkeeper. Internet shopping is convenient on the other hand, I guess. That's how I am buying good coffee.

>>57968910
>>57969137
If it's Chinese tea, it should have a name attached to it which upon searching indicates where it comes from and/or how it's processed:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Chinese_teas#Tea_varieties
Best Japanese teas are either single-origin or single-cultivar, and have most distinct flavor. Some teas are multi-origin blends aim for a specific taste and have a semi-generic name attached to them. The worst teas don't even have that. eg. if it's just a generic sencha then likely a mishmash of leftovers from selection process of more specific teas. It doesn't necessarily make the tea bad quality, just unspecific and potentially bland. Vacuum sealed is best, especially if it's fukamushi.

>>57970059
I mean, having been subjected to Fuwawa's whims since childhood, how else would she have survived?

>>57970580
>Mococos aversion to calling Fuwawa Fuwa-nee is because Fuwawa went through a phase when she forced Mococo to call her onee-chan for a year

>>57969669

>Fuwamoco shitpost here with us not on the Baucord
Anonymous bros...we won

https://twitter.com/fuwakuyuu/status/1697719264403509656

>>57967595
Is zero-kisei and sora anniversary. Being huge otakus, they are probably up to catch it.

>>57969333
he respects idols

So uh, was phogs even fun enough to warrant a second stream? I know they probably just want to finish what they started, but it should have been a one-off. Then again, at least Fuwawa will get to play so that's always a plus.

>>57971688
considering lacks of episode number in the thumbnail, it seems they also didn't expect phogs to be so long lmao

>>57955663
it was surprisingly fun to watch for what is essentially them just standing and doing nothing in minecraft while talking. they have a really great dynamic, honestly. its funny to just hear them messing around and i kinda even like shiori now, since she is alright in the collabs.

I need Fuwamoco baseball bat png.

>>57969333
Nothing wrong with paying respect to dai senpai.

https://files.catbox.moe/1v2w9p.png

I'm not having a good morning...

>>57969177
They liked the Sora anni stream announcement on twitter.

sheep made a clone of herself and said bau bau

Stop lusting over dogs

>>57971937
No

>>57971745
They said in the second stream that they expected it to be a 2-3 hour game that could be finished in a stream or two. It turns out it'll be closer to a ten hour game for them.

>>57971937
no

>>57967821
そう
じつは、あのふたりは俺だけに結婚している

>>57971270
I almost feel guilty about how spoiled we are, we get to experience the coveted double blowjob

watching the minecraft VOD rn. its funny when they gaslight mococo at 45:17 lol.

>>57971872
Same.

>>57971937
Nah

>>57972118
>俺

>>57967139
biboo...

>>57973042

>>57973103
Hi Mococo. I love you

FWMC shitposting here is not real

>FWMC gets 3.0 models
>They accidentally tongue kiss each other during the showcase

>>57973519
But Fuwawa writing greentext fanfics here is

>>57973519
Nice try Fuwawa

>>57973533
>Accidentally

>FWMC morning in an hour
Expectations?

>>57973533
Haha what a terrible accident that would be haha

>>57957895
Management.

>>57973533
>Moco-chan, you have to stick out more your tongue... that's right, like that! Now close your eyes and get a little closer!

>>57973741
Stop trying to force this shit meme

>>57973741

>>57974132
That's the loudest Fuwawa sneeze so far

>>57973741
ruffian...

>>57973103
Every time I see this picture I can't stop smiling

TODAY

>>57955713
I opened this thread and sneed

>getting to see the aurora with Fuwawa before you die
>she says "I love you, wuffian" under the green lights

I need to get hit by a bau bau cannon again

I want to shove my face directly into both of their armpits right when they wake up in the morning.

Helping to legalize Polygamy so I can marry BOTH Fuwawa and Mococo!

>>57975279
This but for all of HoloInu

LOAD THE BAU BAU CANNON

>>57975279
Mococo does not believe in polygamy!

FUWAWA LOVE
MOCOCO LOVE
I'm finally unbanned.

>>57975465
I don't know, the jury is still out when it comes to incestual polygamy

>>57974662
Not today, tomorrow...⤵⤵

>>57975611
You too?

>>57975620
No. She doesn't mind Fuwawa being present. But if you ever try to do anything with Fuwawa, she will get upset and ask "What about Mococo?"

>>57974132

>wake up
>no FWMC Morning
>wake down

>>57975611
What were you banned for Ruffian?

>>57976292
You too huh?

>Mococo murdering a cat into Advent telling her to wake up and there is no Fuwawa
Kino MC stream

>>57976316
>>57976401
Shirakami Abyssgard

>>57976474
>Mococo...
>Wake up.
>9/11.

Do I watch Cookie or MC first? Have yet to see both

>>57976717
cookie

>>57976717
Cookie is very good
MC is mostly filler but has some cute panic and cat moments

>>57976717
Cookie is a must watch, while the MC one is a bit more chill and shorter.

Where's the FWMC morning...?

>>57976912
members only on thursday

>>57976717
if your day is already bright and cheery, MC
if you are sad and gloomy, Cookie and Cream because it was fucking hilarious

>>57976912
Anon...
Friday
Wednesday
Monday
Cunday

>>57976303
I said something off-topic about China in another thread. Couldn't make my SCHEDULE post in /baubau/ all day today because of the ban.

Any predictions for how Advent MC will develop, based on last night's stream?
>FuwaMoco will obsess over cats forever
>Nerissa will develop into a high-tier threat and grief everyone
>idk Biboo because her internet was shit
>I would need to watch the Shiori stream to figure out what she was doing most of the time

>57977243
gross
normie women behidn anime avatars begone

>>57977243
Why is Nerisssa being a whore?

>no HALLO HALLO BAU BAU today

>>57977284
>not Caturday

>>57977388
Nerissa is the horny one of the generation and she's bi. Even Holos are already joking with her about it.

>>57977310
I just want to see their bunker bed in minecraft

>>57977388
It's all she knows.

>It's not incest if we have sex in minecraft

>>57977132
>Saturday night members-only FWMC Evening
Please

>>57977805
Fuwawa knows incest is a morally neutral action. For her and Mococo, it’s actually morally good because it’s so hot.

>>57977885
lmao what a shit idea

>>57977885
It should be FWMC midnight where they talk about the morality of having sex with your neighbor who has been modified into a sex blob incapable of thoughts and left with out a desire to breed.

Do they have ganguro girl perms?

>>57977310
Shiori spent most of the stream looking after Biboo, she was very caring. I especially enjoyed the part when Biboo was logged in but all she was seeing was void so Shiori was telling her directions like "ok, hold S for a while now, now turn left, yes, i'm telling directions from your perspective" and so on. Thanks to this girls were able to change location from the spawn.

think they're gonna do a halloween themed rock and rawr too for october? just crossed my mind, I think there are enough songs for it, would be fun. like Vampie, and Hololive's own 今宵はHalloween Night

>>57978446
all the while nerissa and fwmc portal jumping

>>57978446
yeah, I've been liking Shiori more since she came back from her break. I still don't watch her solo, so maybe nothing changed there, but she's been very pleasant in collabs.

>Eeeeeeeh? You want me to have sex with Fuwawa?
>Kimooooooooi

>>57978694
>Mocochan... I don't hate it, that idea. It could be fun...

>>57978560
Yes, advent is four sisters and their tard wrangler. Kino gen chemistry

>>57976474
>Advent telling her to wake up and there is no Fuwawa
This segment was weird.

>>57978694
>>57978771
perfect reaction faces

>>57978771
>Fuwawa and Mococo laugh and make fun of the incest baiting
>But they are starting to pay more attention to each other
>...Were Fuwawa's boobs always that big? Ahh, her face gets so close to mine during the streams...
>Moco-chan is doing some weird noises... is she still awake? W-what is she doing down there...?

sup

>>57979034
that's American "humour" for you.

>>57979165
just turn it into a 100 bucks voice pack already