/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Schedule:

>Last chat : 10 minutes ago
It's over

>>57945222
>Suffering edition
We dont do that here.
Funny OP pic tho.

Modem reset edition

>yt chat kills biboo.
As If I needed any more reason to hate them.

Why am I attracted to retarded women?

>>57945391

Truck-kun, runner over of remote internet troubleshooters and shitposters and protector of the thread

BIBOO LOVE!
CHAT HATE!

dang it

Biboo doesn't trust her pebbles anymore after factory reset...

Gas the chat.

What do her feet smell like

Why did she do it guys? On the first collab too…

She's been silent since she said she was looking for the hole, bros...

The only "solution" I've seen other streamers do is multi track ISPs so you can always bounce on the less terrible one when this happens. She should look into that when she gets disposable income since this is her job now.

>SHE BROKE HER ROUTER

It's kind of amazing how many armchair techs are talking in chat and the staggeringly small amount of people just saying to contact a tech beyond the usual superficial fixes it could've been.

CHAT HATE
CHAT HATE
CHAT FUCKING HATE
FUCK CHAT

>chat actually broke her router
FUCKING RETARDS
KILL THEM

Biboo...

BIBOO IS BACK BUT FUCK THAT FAGGOT FOR BRICKING HER ROUTER

I can't believe chat literally killed my oshi.

She actually did it...

Fucking god damn.

I FUCKING HATE CHAT
I FUCKING HATE CHAT
I FUCKING HATE CHAT
I FUCKING HATE CHAT

>>57945646
ive watched a linus tech tips video once and now i know everything

thank you for ruining minecraft collab

WHERE IS MANAGEMENT
WHERE IS HER SUPPORT
WHY IS SHE IN HOLOLIVE WITHOUT ACTUAL TECH SUPPORT
I'M FUCKING FUMING RIGHT NOW

It's unironically over now. She'll never trust pebbles again. I'm eroding.

>>57945791
her actual tech support should be calling the isp if she doesnt know what shes doing

>>57945730
jesus fucking christ

This is awful. I feel so sorry for her. She got the worst one guy possible.

>>57945791
Bruh, Cover doesnt provide ANY tech support.
Theres a reason why Ame is essentially EN tech support. Its because shes all they have.

THE TECH GUY IS GOING TO FUCKING DOXX BIBOO, FUCK YOU CHAT

>>57945730
I'm genuinely seething. Fucking retards think they know everything and just fuck shit up even worse.

Now Biboo has to call ISP again. Phone calls, oh no...

>>57945545
Slightly moist rocks

>>57945730
where is she chatting from?

>>57945990
My house

I wasn't one of the guys that suggested doing it, but I've hit the reset button on my router multiple times without it breaking. The default password and information should still be on a label on the router right?

>>57945990
Read it again.

>>57945990
She's using her phone to chat in the freechat. I feel stupid writing this.

>>57945990
Free chat. Off her phone because retard chat told her to do a factory reset on her router/modem.

The only time I've had to call ISP was for modem shit, router was usually automatic aside from accessing it from whatever IP address it had?

>>57945791
THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT
>Help them organize schedules
>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.
>Get permissions for games they want to stream
>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.
>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.
>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions
>Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing
>As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.
>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc.
>Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)
>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.
>Filter questions for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questions
>Use their prestige and connections to hook their talent up with songwriters, movie makers, artists, who want to make things for them
>Screen all fanmade content that the Holos want to feature
>Help foreign ones with visa so they can stay in Japan
>Give their workers work visas

THINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT
>Why the fuck would a manager help with scheduling?
>Some managers barely even talk to their Holos let alone other managers
>Just play Overcooked, Dark Deception, and that one fucking "game" with the plug people
>Harass and stalk them
>Source your own equipment, not like it's critical to your job or anything
>Fix your own streaming issues, we're not a tech company or anything
>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them
>Oh hey one of our talents reported that her manager is harassing and stalking her? Better not do anything about it
>Figure it out yourself lol. Maybe we'll make a keychain for you after two years
>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame
>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE)
>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger)
>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions
>Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie
>Let tracers through and make your Holo look like a fool for having to hastily retract emotes after announcing them
>Hang them out to dry, not my problem lmao
>Don't give their workers work visas

...well, as one anon said last thread, if she was basically going to be stuck on data until ISP showed up to resolve Friday anyways, not like she had much more to lose going for the hail mary reset...is my cope for why she even listened and tried it anyways

Its so fucking over she will never trust anyone again

>>57946021
I'm also not sure why resetting a router would break it. Thats sometimes the only way I can re-connect if I have especially bad connection thanks to my ISP.

She's an angel.

Why are chatters so fucking stupid jesus christ

>>57946041
I >>57946041
she on free chat?

>>57946021
If you're not good with technology and follow chat's advice to factory reset it you're probably not going to follow the advice that comes afterwards to look for those.

I CAN'T BELIEVE BIBOO IS GONE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CURSE YOU RANDOM CHATTER, SHE DOESN'T HAVE INTERNET ANYMORE
WHEN CAN I SEE HER AGAIN? BIBOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASEEEEEE INTERNET PEOPLE PLEASEEEEE FIX IT FIX IT AAAHHHHHH
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH
I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL FRIDAY PLEASE INTERNET PEOLE BIBOOO FIX IT AAHHHHH I NEED TO SEE BIBOO AGAIN
BBBBBWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH

>>57946167
My heart broke a little reading that.
I cant believe this.

Everyone is getting mad at chat and not at the fucking STREAMER who is taking advice from a bunch of idiots.

>>57946167
She shouldn't trust anyone from her chat with stuff like this. Probably for the best she learned this sooner rather than later.

>>57946162
But her Internet was working, albeit at a crippling place that unstable for streaming.

>>57946167
She says this but she's probably seething irl and understandably so. I really hope she never trusts chat again.

>>57946168
resetting and factory resetting are different

>>57946194
No, she isn't. You can close the thread and go to sleep now.

Imagine biboo trying to explain why she pressed factory reset button to her ISP

>>57946285
The worst part is she wouldn't be angry or seething. She'd just be disappointed.

How do you manage worse internet than the midwesterner

>>57946167
>>57946178
this reminds me of the time I accidentally deleted the operating system from the family computer when I was like 14-16 and had to find a USB drive and stealthily figure out how to download and reinstall Windows before I got caught
Don't let mistakes make you mad, let them make you better. At both fixing your problems and avoiding them in the future.

>>57946305
"I read it online"

>>57946178
>>57946167
>I have also learned an important lesson LOL
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S OVER
IT'S UNIRONICALLY OVER
SHE'LL NEVER TRUST A PEBBLE AGAIN, HER DISAPPOINTMENT IS BIGGER THAN THE LARGEST BOULDERS

I never got to say goodbye...

>>57946162
It's retarded because if it's a temporary down she would have had internet back up by now. Never factory reset unless you know exactly what you're doing or has the help being provided to you at the time.

My poor rock daughter...

>>57946270
she just need to use the ethernet from the modem to pc to see if it works. it seems she is just testing the router wifi. should also check the light indicators on her router to see which are solids and flashing

>>57946305
you would be surprised, a lot of people do that because they think it will fix shit

>>57946233
Found the retard who suggested the reset.
You know what to do Pebbles.

fuckkkkk noo biboo don't say that

>>57945730
what's this tool for seeing her chat messages? youtube chat is pretty bad on the videos for keeping up with what she says

>>57946395
She DOES use ethernet

just kill me man

>I don't think phone hotspot is enough for stream LOL
I love Biboo so much it's unreal

>>57946383
Eh, 3-4+ hr temporary down in a populated area seems unlikely at this point, at the very least she should be able to find people outage reports looking it up online and even the most dipshit customer service person would probably acknowledge it at that point

>>57946465
the ethernet is probably from the router to her pc.

>>57946395
You are part of the problem.
If you had been keeping up with it, shes having the issue on both PC and phone. Meaning both ethernet and wifi because shes already said shes connected with an ethernet cord to her PC.

oh no now the jp learning collab for tomorrow is fucked too

>>57946652
It's not tomorrow, go to sleep

It seems like we might get a twitter space if the stream isn't doable.

She's being too nice. Yeah sure, she was dumb for listening to chat but she's coddling the retards too much.

SOMEONE TELL HER TO TRY HER ROUTERS DEFAULT WEBPAGE

When you press the button it resets the password to the default password.

>>57946652
That stream is on Friday, the ISP guys should have been there by then.

>>57946756
At this stage I don't want anyone to tell her shit. Somehow they'll only manage to fuck it up even more.

>>57946756
it's too late anon, she doesn't trust chat anymore

>>57946756
She isn't connected via wifi. You don't need a password when you're connected through ethernet.

>Talking to freechat while on hold with ISP on the same phone
I fucking love her bros, we dont deserve her.

>>57946775
Doesn't necessarily mean they will fix the problem in time.

Everything is so bad now.
>>57946615
Severe throttle at 4PM seems unlikely but 6 and 8PM are kinda normal.

>>57946775
I'm the ISP guy btw

>>57946167
I don't think chat has ever given her useful info in even fucking video games, so something like this was a lost cause from the start
She may have made the mistake of hoping the leftover handful (relatively) of users staying for freechat would have a slightly higher median age/competence than her normal chat

But yeah, unless she was knowingly just trying whatever risky suggestion assuming Thursday stream was unsalvageable otherwise, hope she never trusts any fucking clown there again

Why don't zoomers just use google to search fixes for the their problem

>>57946841
If you doompost one more time I will crush your skull with a moai statue

>>57947038
because she uses tiktok for information

>>57947038
Just because they see it doesn't mean their brain can process it.

>>57947038
Or just ask in their discord channels what they could maybe do to remedy the issue. I really, really can't believe just suggesting a technician coming out was a rare comment from chat.

>>57945791
sorry, Ame is streaming
she IS EN tech support

>>57947038
google is fucking shit at this point and you only get good suggestions by fucking adding site:reddit.com behind it

It was me. I told her to do that to her router.

>>57946312
At this point it isn't even over-analyzing, "learned an important lesson" shows all her disappointment and rightfully so.

thank god in america you can just switch isps because they would never allow just one company to control one area and then just rub their nipples when the service isnt up to par

>>57947038
"Why is my internet shit" and most general tech issues without a specific error code are unlikely to get you anything particularly more useful than chat from search engines, to be fair

>>57947178
I'll fuck you ass Mococo

>>57947178
Based,I was going to miss Thursday's stream anyways.

It sounds like the pebble community may have top tier raiders in ff14 but we didn't have a techie when we needed it most.

>>57947189
Honestly, this is the best idea if you are a streamer. Multitrack with 2 or 3 ISPs so you never have to gamble with their bullshit.

how do people even access the chatlog of the current freechat

the new room is currently bugged on hololyer but it seems like that's what people are using

>>57946807
Good. She shouldn't.

>>57947125
>I really, really can't believe just suggesting a technician coming out was a rare comment from chat.
She already had one on Friday, didn't she? At that point the only other options left she was getting was literal "delete system32" garbage, stuff localized to the PC that she'd ruled out on her own with phone wifi checks, and the router horseshit

>>57947415
You're slowly but surely getting there. I believe in you, anon! Treat this as the newest ER boss and beat it!

>>57947442
It's literally the first thing she did, which is why no one said anything about a technician, it was the last resort since she can't afford to miss collabs. I mean, she can but she doesn't want to.

>>57945730
for fucks sake

>>57946455
hololyzer

>>57947488
I am not even the same anon as before
I know that I can just change the url, but I am just getting a not found error even though it is 100% the correct video id

>>57947585
>I know that I can just change the url
Congrats, you beat it.
>I am just getting a not found error even though it is 100% the correct video id
This happens to me everytime I use that site so I just swap the url

>>57947500
>which is why no one said anything about a technician
Did anyone say anything about maybe waiting for them to come out instead of just trying anything chat suggested?

I want to die, I miss bijou

>>57947647
Yes, including her. But as you can imagine, she's desperate because she really wanted to join MC collab and specially be able to collab with Kaella tomorrow.

>>57947178
I will fuck you all the way back into The Cell you little shit

>She's back on the phone with the ISP
>Didn't think it was a big enough issue to send someone out until Friday, since customer service is claiming and/or pretending there's no visible issue
>But maybe if she creates a clear enough issue (taking the router down entirely), it increases they chances that they prioritize sending someone out tomorrow now instead
Galaxy brain rock daughterwife keikaku...I believe in her...

>>57947706
>desperate
That's one way to put it.

>>57947641
but swapping the url just does not work for me, it was the first thing I tried, before even finding the "past logs" section

>>57947735
>he thinks the isp would do that
no, they at minimum will take until friday to get there, they wont bump it up at all

>>57947735
That could work if she was anywhere but west coast.

>>57947781

>want to see Shiori dragging around biboo from her perspective since I was watching fwmc at the time
>she is still zatsuing
very cute shiorin but I have needs

>>57947827
This. And you better be free when THEY are, because if you arent, well...see you in a week.
American ISPs (lets be real, Im looking at you Xfinity/Spectrum) are a fucking joke.

>>57947735
They're not going to send someone out faster because of that.

>>57947989
I remember paying for Spectrum and dealing with constant outages/maintenances. So glad I swapped

Chat is retarded but I feel like Biboo should know not to trust anonymous internet randoms over contacting ISP or at the very least doing research online

>>57947735
perhaps the schedules for the techs are full during those days and friday may be the earliest date they can add her to the schedule. if the isp is at fault on their side, bijou wouldn't need to pay for the service.

Somebody recorded the Hitman Stream?
please share.

>>57948108
The funny thing is there probably are tech savvy people in the audience but they know that solving any moderately complex issue by yelling into a youtube window is an impossible proposition, so by definition the only people who are willing to do that are retards

>>57948108
>over contacting ISP
She had already contacted them. They are coming out Friday. She was just hoping she could figure it out on her own and turned to chat for help.
Which as we know, is a huge mistake. It sucks that it happened, but at least she knows now to not listen to them for tech support.

i will now assume that all of you pebbles are retarded because of that ONE guy in chat

>>57947989
at&t fiber sucks as well. since you have to use their ancient gateway. the wifi range is ass. only reason I switched from xfinity is due to att being $40 cheaper

>>57948233
We literally have rocks for brains.

>>57940095
>>57940752
This is an Elin. They come in a variety of animal girl flavors.

>>57948190
I'm currently in school for IT but network stuff isn't until next semester so the only thing I told her to do was to check chats advice on the internet first at the very least but it was too late.

>>57948233
Based and extrapolation of experiential bias pilled

>>57948233
You'd be correct for the most part. More people in her chat were concerned about the guy saying le funny delete system 32 than the factory reset.

>>57940095
>>57940752
>>57948367
Artist here, that is indeed an Elin

>>57948372
I took networking and system administration in college, but I didnt make it to the freechat in time

>>57948177
gofile.io d/j4KSxF

>>57948367
Goddamn, she is thicc.
Not much of a defined ass there tho.

>>57948000
i've known a nonzero number of IT/tech support guys who take their time when the person is complaining about potential placebo ("I think the computer/internet is running slower?") but get off their ass a lot quicker when it's something more concrete like "the computer BSOD'd help"
though none of them have had a monopoly on the local market like her ISP may well have
>>57948108
was the first thing she did before going to gamble with chat while waiting
...if she ever picks up a JRPG with a casino or something in it she's fucked
research online for generic net issues probably wouldn't give much besides some flushdns/restart the router shit she already tried though

>>57948190
Yeah there were a few good options being posted there but she zoomed in on one guy with the terrible one, I felt like I was being gutted when she even considered pressing the reset button, helpless without being able to do anything since my messages were being drowned in chat.
>>57948233
So will Biboo. At least she should. We cannot have nice things, that's for sure.

jwu what happened to the collab?

>>57948531
Unfortunately it's difficult to see Elin ass from most angles because their thighs are so large(just one thigh can be thicker than their torso). They do have some pretty good butts though if you get a pose that emphasizes the shape.

>>57948506
based i love you archive anon

I hope she has more luck with her ISP than me; my tech support was probably less useful that chat

>>57946157
idk but ID managers are miles better than EN. maybe u guys need to hire a competent EN managers, but i guess cultural different really matters

>>57948720
Biboo's pet moai statue fell on her foot and she went to the doctor

>>57948720
ISP issues since Hitman stream, couldn't see anything in Minecraft
Just ended up zatsuing with the other girls while they were logged into minecraft, not really doing anything.
Still worth a watch since it's only an hour and had some cute moments despite Biboo not talking much. Shiori being her guide dog was wholesome.

>>57948506
>gofile.io d/j4KSxF
THANK YOU BASED ANON!!

>>57948720
i fucked her in the ass so hard she can't sit tight and proceed to end the stream

>>57948543
things I would have done.
1. go to a speed testing website, I use fast.com since its run by netflix so its pretty secure
2. run a traceroute to youtube and see if anything is hanging
3. run a traceroute to the minecraft ip and see if anything is hanging
4. ip release/renew
5. flush dns
6. reset winsock
7. check physical connection (people should use physical whenever possible to prevent attenuation problems of the wireless signal interacting with walls and other barriers)
8. turn your computer off and on again
if none of those work then its an ISP issue that they need to fix

Here's to hoping her collab tomorrow gets cancelled to teach the pebbles what they had coming and for Bijou for being too cocky despite being only a month holo

>>57948996
i dont see factory reset in those actually good options anon

tbf depends on her ISP, her router should have default ssid and password on the back of her router.

>>57948506
thank you!

>>57949100
yeah because factory reset is something that only the isp or their worker should do because it basically disconnects the modem from any ability to work

>>57949004
It's all because she keeps raiding herself, it's karma

>>57948996
Her speedtest said she was fine

>>57949004
We get it you chums are mad that she's not streaming.

>>57949215
define fine

>replying

>>57948708
>she zoomed in on one guy with the terrible one
People were saying that it wasn't even a oneguy, either multiple idiots who legitimately thought it, or one guy and then chat just mindlessly agreeing with any suggestion they thought sounded good.
Which doesn't exactly make pebbles look much better, though I suppose it makes her being willing to try it more believable.

Was actually one of the unfortunate situations where a chat full of underage memelords actually caused more than just annoyance, spamming the chat at 100 messages/sec just makes it harder for people trying to discuss the issue to collaborate or bat down bad ideas in time.
"No idea what the issue is haha :D" and variants were fucking everywhere and those were an even bigger pet peeve to me than the bad memes, if you literally have nothing to contribute than don't just take up space my dude

>>57949148
factory reset never a problem if her isp wasn't garbage. based on my experience with Bell, factory reset only reset ur usage modification, not the ISP settings. like anon said >>57949120
all she needed was connect to her router using SSID and Pasw on the back of her router

>>57948426
I'll look forwards to what you'll have done with her next. Elin Biboo needs to be a thing.

>>57949298
i forgot how big her scalp is. bald biboo is going to be a nightmare induced

>>57949314
It was literally multiple people either saying it, or agreeing with the others that it's a possible solution to her problem.

>>57949332
literally using ethernet

>>57949314
Maybe people confused resetting the router with the idea of a factory reset

>>57948708
next time u should give her 5 bucks with ur message anon, so ur message stands out more

>>57949497
With how many that said to look for the small button on the back of the unit and to use something small to press it, it wasn't that. Could've been people just doing it to mess with her, but I don't think they all were.

>>57949004
It would be funny and hot if the collab tomorrow gets cancelled and it marks the start of her streaming less and starts to dislike streaming

>>57949332
Factory resetting a modem has various different complications ranging from software and firmware being out of date, the ID of the modem changing so it cant handshake with the ISP anymore, actual physical issues from being hard reset like a power surge fucking a capacitor, and the list can go on with other shit that I cant remember right now. As a Canadian that uses Bell, your modem is probably hardcoded to only be used by Bell systems, and they might have failsafes put in place for idiots like you.

>>57947178
based fuwawa

>>57949290
returned the exact speeds she said she has.
>>57949513
alas i'm retarded

>>57949490
because factory reset sometimes also close ur ethernet ports. either wifi or use the USB port to access the settings or she should have put her local adress on web and login to her router from that. but welp it's a zoomer girl

>>57949639
Sounds like a routing problem.
Should try using a VPN.

>>57949639
>800 something something
thats your download Bijou, what was your upload

>>57948996
She confirmed it was fucking up both phone wifi and physical connection PC earlier on, so a fair amount of those were actually tried or functionally ruled out before she started soliciting thoughts (or lack thereof) and prayers at least

Bijou probably have a garbage ISP like the one that Ollie had. Ollie really suffered a lot to the point of crying on stream for that issue. Collabs semi ruined for the garbage ISP

>>57949639
>my normal numbies
I can't help but imagine her talking like a baby on tech support

>>57949900
that can't be justified because olli was from garbage 3rs world country.

Probably just an unlucky slow day. Is bijou American? Probably has no other option than her current isp
Same happens to me. I get outages or slow hours. No recourse for me

>>57949982
american ISPs are 3rd world tier

>>57950010
She has said multiple times she's on the West coast.

>>57949900
>ollie
She should have just killed herself, that would have solved all her problems

>>57949900
>Worst internet than Aussie and SEA
It's bijouver for sure

>>57950058
Did you really have to call me the N word in your post? What would Bijou think?

>>57950078
She is undead, you know? dumb anon.
Also is that how you solve your problems?

>>57950267
dont reply to it

In 2013, Bijou called me a nigger. She sent me a Games For Windows Live audio recording. I 100% know it was her voice. This was after she PK'd me in Anor Londo when I was trying to kill OrnsteinBros. She even did the "Well,What is it?" Over my body. I am the on responsible for convincing her to factory reset her modem. And I am prepared to do even worse to her.

>>57950500
You know what? Get your revenge, anon. I like this rrat.

>>57946157
Black company

There is not a single thing about starfield or bg3 that looks fun or interesting to me

>>57950764
It's blue, just look at the logo

>>57950764
Its fuckin cooked man! Sell the whole company already!

>>57950851
Australian

Yeah, me

>>57950201
Outside of cities, American internet is fucking garbage. She might live in a rural area or a distant suburb.

>>57950764
>Black company
nothing near to the level of Wactor
>>57949639
Bijou probably have Venezuelan internet. She use CANTV lol

>>57949900
Just use 2 ISPs like Kaela

>>57952013
Honestly more talents should follow Kaela's example
>consistent streams, even in Japan
>can do her own streaming setup, even bought a new laptop for it

>>57952013
I came between moonas tits

If her internet issue doesn't resolve by tomorrow I think she's gonna have to postpone the collab stream for a little longer because Kaela only has free time until tomorrow

>>57952013
she has 3

>>57952013
Every streamer that has streaming as a career has at least 2.
>>57952096
In an ideal world, every holo talent would be self sufficient, yes. It would be better for them and for the fans.

>jwu
>biboo doing modem factory reset after chat's dumb suggestion
>no advent minecraft
>no kaela collab (possibly)
GEMGIRL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PLEASE STREAM, PLEASE!!! I DON'T CARE IF BIBOO IS 144P BEETUBER.

Well now that her internet speeds are chugging she has the time to get caught up on One Piece

Doing some VOD catching up, Biboo just talked about the Urinal rule. Tiktok is a menace

>>57952330
>Every streamer that has streaming as a career has at least 2.
Don't most of EN only have one?

>>57952405
Yeah but she got it wrong. Insufficient number of stalls for the amount of people wanting to piss supercedes the stall gap rule

>>57952410
Im an EN (speaker not a streamer or associated with cover) and i only have one

>>57952455
Yeah. If it's crowded I'll just go no matter if there's gaps or not. Tiktok spreading lies again, I see

>>57952345
she literally cant now

>>57952410
I'm talking about big fleshtubers. I'm sorry for not specifying before.

>>57952405
>so it goes through the zipper?
kek she's so cute

>>57952013
That's assuming she has options. If there's only 1 ISP in her area, chances are it's going to be oversubscribed and has terrible peak hour speed. The only solution is either get the best plan and hope for the best or move out to different neighborhood.

>>57952280
Biboo or Kaela?

>>57952786
Biboo has 3 penises

>>57952795
All me.

>>57951724
I never expected to see fucking Cantv mentioned on this site, but here we are.

>>57945730
What fucking kind of retard told her to literally reset her router, lmao

>>57952455
Obviously if the number of ppl is greater than stalls, you have no choice.
But have you ever been in a situation where you are pissing and some retard goes to the urinal next to you even though theres 10 available?
I have, and its awkward as fuck.

biiiiiiiiiiboooooooooooooooooooo..........

>>57952795
There's a futa artist that lurks here, don't give them ideas.

>>57952013
>>57952096
On the bright side, if there's any scenario that would maximize the chances of Biboo getting relevant advice about this from her senpai, it'd be her having to DM said senpai specifically to explain the issue and cancel the collab.
I'm sure she would have osmose'd Kaela tech eventually if she kept following her senpai around trying to keep up with her hours, but it's better she bite this internet stability bullet sooner rather than later. This is probably optimal timing, not during the initial few debut weeks, but as soon as possible afterwards before the issue drags too long and also if anything has to get delayed, an ancient non-FotM/short-term perms game with infinite timesink like Minecraft is also one of the best to go on the chopping block

>>57952965
fucking deadbeat, I swear.

>>57953182
A FUCKING DEADBEAT

>>57952965
i have been in a situation where I parked in a big empty parking lot late at night (was just for a couple minutes to take my jacket off and put some stuff in the trunk) and this sketch ass van pulled up just a few spots apart from me. i thought i was about to get mugged.

>>57953182
has pebble talked yet

>>57953347
We don't know, they speak rock

>>57953182
Its pretty much why I choose to use a stall 9 times out of 10 now if its available. That ONE experience made it so I dont want it to happen ever again.
Fucking Deadbeat kek

>>57952648
Wait what do you mean it doesn't go through the zipper? What's the zipper for then? I know undies have the zipper thingy but without a zipper on them does you thingy not go through THAT either???

any time the zipper vs over pants thing is brought up i just think of TDS

>>57953440
I like how she was generally curious about it til she realized... "Oh...this is kinda...yeah". Kek.

>>57953347
he's constantly cursing but in rock language

>>57953440
My rock oshi is so pure, bros...

>>57953440
She's a femcel... I love her.

>>57953513
>>57953636
>>57953685
okay but that doesn't answer the question

>>57953901
Wait, was that a question? kek
No, it definitely goes through the zipper. But underwear doesn't have zippers, so we just pull the underwear slightly down and go through it, you know?

>>57953901
through the zipper and the y/front when in public, drop the pants to the floor when at home

>>57953901
london?

>>57954077
This. I aint doing zipper shit at home.

>>57954054
nta but what in the fuck is this image meant to show

How do you guys deal with leaky pipe after you are done peeing?? So you don't get piss in your pants

>>57954054
briefs and boxers have a flap in the front dumbass. that being said im an over the pants main, better flow and gives my balls some air

>>57954134
just calculate the dot product of the thing and the underwear and you'll get zipper testicular torsion

>>57954153
Shakey shake. There's always a few droplets for the pants though.

>>57954134
Underwear gets lowered slightly so dong can go above the waistband. Zipper goes down (and pants are unbuttoned) so dong can pass through opening up top.

>>57954166
Boxer flaps are useless. They choke up underneath my dick and make it so the last few drops get strangled inside, inevitably dripping out after you get resituated. The only way is the free hang through the opening.

>>57952921
Multiple of them did, apparently, which is likely why she actually bothered trying it (that, and her acknowledging that if she had to wait until Friday Kaela collab was dead barring chat having some miracle cure).

Honestly, as much as I love the rock daughterwife, I hope she really does take tonight's lesson to heart like she said. She's way too good at speedreading chats, it's likely a holdover or lack of experience after jumping straight from being a smaller streamer to fuckhuge Holo chats full of the lowest common denominator dipshit.
It's godly for content and gags and letting her snipe messages to escalate or banter with, and she does seem sort of resistant to being one guy'd, but she's been pretty vulnerable to 3~5guying. Seems to happen way too often in normal game streams where she parses the first handful of shared braincell retards or chat parrots clumping on some shitty advice, then wastes the next 5-10 min because she dives straight into it without looking back at the next 10-20 sec of everyone else in chat catching up going "no wait stop don't do that." Was an issue with previous ISP blips (chat group blaming YT instead) and now this.
Should be a pretty simple adjustment though, think she just needs to keep an eye on the chat reaction for a few more seconds after declaring what suggestion she's going to follow. I have faith in her growth, the idol journey comes in all sorts of flavors after all.

>>57954153
>>57954189
Either that, or just use a square or two of TP. That way you know you got it.

>>57954280
>a square
disgusting
>two
distinguished gentleman

>>57954166
>flap
flaps are not zippers

>they don't carry a dick towel to dab their glans
Animals.

>>57954054
>>57954077
Isn't that kinda dangerous tho? I wouldn't even want to put my fingies in between sharp metal like a zipper much less something THAT sensitive!
>>57954099
If you mean Ontario then maybe although only sorta close.

did someone say flaps

>>57954377
youre dumb as hell

>>57954393
I for one use my handkerchief. The same one I offer to others should they need it. They'll never know.

>>57954400
>something THAT sensitive!
don't worry, after a circumcision you feel nothing whatsoever

>>57954400
You do it once and never again. At most it's a slight cut that heals fast.

>>57954400
>Isn't that kinda dangerous tho?
It is something people (sometimes?) joke about online but I don't know anyone who had that kind of accident

/gem/- zippers and dick towels

>>57954393
Just use toilet paper, idiot. Give it the good old shake and then finish the ritual with a sheet of tp

>>57954469
I didnt have a choice anon...

>>57954736
You always have a choice. Get a transplant.

>>57954393
>doesn't make the bathroom attendant dab it for him

Hooman here, I hope Moom gets to teach biboo how to pee standing

>>57954469
>his parents hated him enough to get him circumcised

>>57949332
Odds are she has never installed a router and now has to pay the network company to send someone over.

>>57955591
I can say with almost certainty she has Xfinity.
And that she has their modem/router AiO.
And yes, their equipment is so bad that occasionally when you do resets like she did, it essentially bricks the modem.
>t. Have had to return SEVERAL modems to Xfinity over the past 10 years.

Who had the best reaction to balteus?

>>57955699

>cut vs uncut and over pants vs through zippers
why the fuck are there suddenly so many men here

>>57956216
We are all ojisans here, foolish hole.

>>57956216
>Suddenly
Yeah just ignore the copious amount of cunnyposting

>>57955699
Not in US but they do like to cheap on those or shill some chinese partnered hardware even here.

>>57956216
Did you really expect alot of FemPebbles?
Come on now.

>>57956296
>he thinks women don't T o T
You haven't watched many vtubers.
Imagine I posted that Nene soundpost, I can't find it

>>57956435
S-sauce pls

me in the middle

C, cunnyposting? Who, me? I would never...

>>57956473
https://litter.catbox.moe/q1tdnu.jpg

>>57956216
It was literally started by a woman not understanding how penises and zippers work.

>>57956441
https://streamable.com/q8k0df

>Biboo after she listens to pebbles ONCE

>>57956607
Uogh moi at the back

>>57956657
thanks anon

>>57956441
>Toradora fan
>Wants to watch Made in Abyss
>Likes and replies to R15 ecchi art sandwiched by links to R18 variants picrel
Bijou would absolutely be a cunnyposter if she isn't one already, once she's done training with Kaela look forwards to season 2 and her Neneposting training arc

>>57956657
>30K JPY
Is this real

>>57957173
It's the translation of what she's saying in the link.

>>57957077
>if she isn't one already
Following the autoscrollschizo's rant, my headcanon is that not only Biboo browses /gem/ but also instigates some of the cunnyposting here. Proofs? I have none. But I also have no doubts.

>>57957276
Anons are rightfully concerned about too much horny/fetishposting in the prechats, but when Biboo is bringing this stuff there herself...

>>57957192
$200 for a loli content? Fucking hell.

>>57957680
Twitter likes are fine, polluting YT chat with barely-pubescent kids shrieking about LOL YE YAB topics just to get the Holo to say something that some clipnigger can take out of context is cancer.

>>57957848
Bro I've spent like 10k on loli related things this year. It's worth it

>>57956216
Unrelated but seeing occasional dumb comments in chat, how many kids are in the biboo's audience?

>>57958534
Too goddamn many.

>>57958534
Enough to make chat in general pretty unbearable.

Now what

>>57958484
Shes a literal rock. Fuck you

>>57958832
apparently we're all women now

>>57958534
There's a lot of stupid people with no restraint, with no functioning sense of humor, with no ability to read the vid description or listen to the chuuba, with no knowledge of the game they're trying to advise on, etc.
Manchildren are, unfortunately, not necessarily actual children and may well be working members of society with actual responsibilities. As stupid as chat is, I'm inclined to believe they're not actual kids, mahou shoujo doesn't really have the family-friendly Youtube kids mascot vibe Gura did, and most of her less-common early games (later game FF14, EDF, Escape Sim, Katamari) don't seem like child magnets. More likely just memelords she summoned with her own meme spam, or hardcore "gamers" who are manchildren in their own right.

It's a bit hard to tell due to that aussie and others barfing gift subs willy nilly at the moment, but will be curious to see how many more users are filtered from member streams (read: likely kids) once the gift showers die down later on

>>57956441

I'm worried about Bijou and it's making me lose my sleep

I need Biboo stream,this is worst morning(yes I am SEA Pebbles) since her debut......

>>57958747
any games that are either memelord magnet or Ojisan magnet just unbearable both JP and EN
and Biboo like to plays both btw

>>57959967
It's just another training arc, pebble. Sometimes your oshi goes offline to do her game reps and come back stronger, and sometimes she needs to do her streaming infra reps. Get your sleep now so you can be well-rested for her triumphant return.

I legit think Bijou is the smartest Hololive EN

>>57960329
Not a lot of tough competition there. But she's definitely a contender.

>>57960156
Curious what you mean by ojiisan magnet, I figured most of her game choices are pretty standard modern games, if anything I'd consider FWMC's retro choices more old man bait
Do you mean Katamari or longer-running relatively niche series like EDF/AC?

So I started the minecraft vod and I'm already mad 10 minutes in because nerissa killed mococo for no reason when she was begging to live with Mico's gifts. Does it get any better or can I just skip

>>57960797
Shiori guides biboo around like she's helping a blind person which is kinda cute. She definitely went up in points for me due to it.

>>57960952
Funny how shiori started at the bottom and has been crawling back up from her break, while rissa was somewhat liked and has been dismantling it every stream

>>57960609
yea usually niche series most of time when I refer to ojisan magnet, basically these guys in the chat will always backseat in the worst way possible

>>57961749
>>57961749
>>57961749
new bread

Wait, she really pressed reset button on her router because someone told her to do that in the chat?

>>57961602
katamari and edf were pretty low energy/comfy chats if I recall but ac6 has been super vocal about backseating her into some sort of meta build, yeah
dont know if those are actual ac ojiisans or just newcomer tryhards regurgitating youtube/reddit guide contents though, i figure the former wouldnt give a shit or be like the jp viewers cheering on her meme builds