/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>57922437
/MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>57921565
I would love to see anything you are able to spot!!

>>57922484
Amen.

STREAM WOVEN FATES
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ugj2QnL6QBA
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ugj2QnL6QBA
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ugj2QnL6QBA

I kept watching Lily's stream and it's fun to hear the behind the scenes things.
Mosaic was a better title imo but woven fates is more fantasy I guess.

>>57922796
Mosaic makes me think porn censorship

>>57922796
Damn, Lilypichu composed it? Is this why it redirected to her? I put the stream in the background and did some stuff, I was so surprised to see her.

>>57922484
amen
>>57922796
anything else interesting shared?

I think I’m an Altyumedan…

>>57922916
Oh..
>>57922945
Yep!
>>57922955
Uh, she loves how Axel sung his tide line and Altare's opening, her favorite lyrics are what she wrote for Shinri. She shared her demo and played the instrumental a bit on her keyboard.

>>57921760
This is why Magni graduated...

>>57923031
Yet another is won over by his lizardman charm...sasuga leader!

/MANS/ has been so much less creepy since the /soc/ fat fetishist vesties had to move out of the basement…

>>57923046
A feather’s just enough to crumble the weight on my shoulders
>I still dream the same, though people tell me I’m getting older
Yeah..

>>57923284
I loved vesties grooming each other but I would be lying if I said I'm not glad that there seems to be less offtopic tiddy and femboy brought up

Magni...look what you could have had...

babettel love

>>57923284
Its actually shocking how much spam and random sex content has evaporated from mans and moved directly to orc/andons. Its hilarious to see the remaining vestmite posters here talk about how they won't move on to the epic seggs coomer joke duo, whereas the other side is happy as pigs in shit, constantly posting nsfw/rape/lewding random indies.

>>57923620
The regret must be palpable

>>57922517
Alright I just spotted this beauty. This Is an Altdwolf not to be confused with an Altwolf. Altdwolf are are a type of hyena and only eat bugs their favorite bugs to eat are cockroaches but the have been known to eat snails and worms as well,particularly brave ones will eat bugs known to be poisonous which seems to have no effect on them.

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1699539290437353680

>>57923812
i told you retards

>>57923799
>favorite bugs to eat are cockroaches
Oh no, Morf....

Do we have any confirmation who's gonna take a break Tempus Week? so far i think Shinri and possibly Altare?

>>57923896
I believe the morf species of roach are too small for them to go after they normally go after much bigger roaches

>>57923812
I kinda want the backpack but I don't really have a need of one

https://twitter.com/KirbyAustria/status/1699389481617342502

>>57924323
OH YEAH

>>57922437
>>Magni Dezmond [Alumni]
>>Noir Vesper [Alumni]
Why are they still there?

>Youtube ad system is about to become like Twitch's
It's over... I can't watch my chuubas...

>>57924549
midrolls during a live stream is such fucking cancer

>>57924012
>200m roaches are too small
Kowai...

Lily talking about Woven Fates timestamp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw1I2PpoPT8&t=318s

>>57924017
I might've bought one if it still had Magni and Vesper included. I know why they are not and it makes sense but stil...

Have Hakak and Shinri said anything about what they're doing for their days?

Since people took interest in my exploits I figured I'd re-share some of my older photos with some info about the species shown. I'll start with the bettiger this one is captive I took this photo at a circus. Bettigers love showing off they pride themself in preforming as such unlike normal tiger bettigers are completely harmless to humans so long as you are cheering them on. A bettiger that is constantly booed will become stressed and may attack but so long as you give them plenty of positive re enforcement they actually make great pets. In the wild bettigers are normally seen with other big tempcat species but rarely hang out with other tiger variants. It is believed that other tigers are too aggressive for the more peaceful bettiger.

>>57924932
It doesn't get announced until the stream right before it finishes, so we'll have to wait until Flayon's stream.

>>57924323
Did anything prompt this or did Hakka just randomly scream into a twitter voice post

>>57925139
I love these anon

>>57925230
he started doing that bit during altare's heist stream on monday

I miss Magni so fucking much still, it hurts...

>>57925298
I see, I should probably rewatch that since I was sick and barely conscious.

Are you interested in CBB?
(Cute Bird Boyfriend)

>>57924832
Oh their normal pray is the Jumbo Shinroach nearly twice the size of morf roaches they are huge luckily they live underground and are rarely seen by humans unless an altdwolf is eating them

>>57925269
I'm glad I put too much effort into these I'm glad it is having a positive effect on the thread.

Next of my older photos is this Hakkowl. Hakkowls mostly hunt birds this causes big issues for Hakkitos do to their resemblance to Hakka as many a Hakkito see them and assume they are friends resulting in an untimely demise.

>>57925526
he's a little young for me but he's also a responsible eldest brother so fuck it, i'm down

>>57922663
Cute Betsy! I haven't seen this one before! Added to the collection

Hi unicorn here, I got nothing against watching the boys on their own, so I tried to watch Bettel since everyone says he is funny. I can't get past his voice; am I the only one? Even Altare, whose voice I personally hate, is a good voice for streaming when I put aside my bias. Also, are there any good clipper channels that clip Bettel? Holodex just shows a lot of his collabs with dudes I don't care about. Failing that, which stream of his will showcase his good points and funny side?

>>57925850
just watch the collab tonight bro

Axel and Shinri is such a crazy combination

>>57925850
Some anons love his voice, I personally never enjoyed it,gives me a headache sometimes. A lot of would say that his Sims series was good

>>57925526
Can I have it DBD? (Dicked by Dingo)

A photo of an Ottare. Ottares love shiny rocks more then anything they are known to attack swimmers to try and steal their jewelry for their shiny rock hoard,earning them the nickname dragon otters. If you are swimming in Ottare territory make sure to remove your jewelry before you swim

otters... yeah

>>57926020
Dragon otter sounds like a cute combination

>>57926020
How cute! This creature looks like it wouldn't harm a soul!

>>57926128
I knew there was a reason why I love river otters but don't care for ses otters

>>57926020
Cute
>>57926128
Ah

>>57924838
her cringing at her singing the original concept kek

>>57925850
check out the collab from yesterday or the day before, they were wonderfully fun and had me crying laughing. collabs tend to bring out the best of tempus imo, they do a good job showing everyone’s personality. watch his sims saturday streams if you want solo content.
for the record i’m also not a huge fan of bettel’s voice, though i like him as a person. i’m an altare fan who didn’t like his voice at first either so maybe it’ll grow on you!

>>57926232
I just realized I've never held an opinion on the different types of otters.

>>57926285
>encouraging unicorns in your fanbase
sad

I'm not feeling like watching it tonight... fuck

>>57926727
Why?

>Management told Lily what each member was going through, then she stalked then a little bit in order to write the lyrics
>her favorite line is Shinri's part about getting older

>>57926188
So long as you give it your shiny stones it will leave you be. some have even been seen to trade fish they've hunted with humans for shiny stones. Only males with the best hoard will find mates.

Next old photo. It is a newborn deervis walking for the first time. the Deervis species only grow antlers in there bettel 2 variant in is unknown why normal deervis do not grow antlers the theory is that bettel 2 variants are herd protectors as they have only been seen using their antlers to fight predators never each other. as such only the bettel 2 variant needs antlers while the normal deervis need not waste energy growing antlers as they do not fight.

>>57926856 (Me)
>then she stalked then
stalked them*
don't take my english license onegai

>>57926947
eigo perms revoked

>>57926845
oh, it was supposed to be spoilered, nothing related to Tempus just having a rough day. mb

>>57926856
>management gossiping about vtuber drama with strangers
THEY'RE /HERE/

>>57926856
So were the lyrics actually Shinri and Bettel's or were they written with the other two in mind?

Still can’t believe Shinri and Axel hate each other…

>>57925850
at that point just find something else to watch

>>57926856
>our time is short but don't turn away
I will never forgive management for feeding my schizo paranoia

>>57925139
cute bettiger!!

when is the singing vod coming back, I don't feel like downloading

>>57922484
amen
>>57923046
bettel...

>>57927134
It seems like the individual lines were written with each member in mind.
And I honestly don't think that fits Nowa at all (never seen him talking about the weight of getting older like Shinri did), while Bettel's talks about "laughing away the sadness in the summertime" and we know about Bettel's summer depression, so it also seems like it was about him.
Maybe she wrote new lines after the other two left, but that's definitely specific for Shinri and Bettel.

>>57927134
as far as i can tell, bettel only has his own, shinri has vesper's, and magni was't in this one at all.

>>57927134
I feel like the rrat about them replacing Magni and Vesper is wrong. It's odd that there's so many pictures of Vesper but none of Magni. There's also a picture that shows the 4 present plus Vesper and no Magni.

>>57927134
they obviously just cut vesper's part out

>>57927462
even the bridge where there are five lines and shinri goes twice? i will die on the hill that one of those was vesper's.

Next Photo. this is a Foxl they are a large eared fox that mostly lives in desserts,Foxls are omnivores and mostly eat scorpions and cacti tho some have been seen to eat snakes,rodent,small birds,and rarely seen eating dessert tortoises.

>>57927693
I love Foxl

>>57927395
Yeah, I think that was definitely written specifically for Shinri. Shinri is an older guy who wants to do things that the young kids do but feels like he might be too far behind them to catch up. Vesper was perfectly happy to just be old man yelling at cloud off to the side.

>>57924932
Hakka on his menshi has. I think Shinri too.

>>57927693
this is starting to feel like pokemon

>>57927693
Foxl love! I hope they play with Foxmonds when the two cross paths

>>57927769
I didn't quite understand what Hakka was referring to tho, I probably missed something

>>57926465
nta but unicorns ain't exactly schizo antis, right? I'm pekocorn and I love bois

>>57927693
Who needs the Hanasaki forest when you got the Tempus zoo

Am I crazy? Wasn't there a collab planned with a tempus boy and a JP star? Not the Gammaxel one, another one. Can't remember who at all though

>>57928008
Yeah, Axel and Gamma, any day now

>>57928008
Altare and Miyabi CoD? Hakka and Temma language learning?

>>57925526
A TOPLESS WOMAN AIIIIIIEEEEE
>>57925645
Hakkitos....

>>57927238
>stars
>one by one, they'll fall

>>57927807
Good I love pokemon I legit spent my entire life with pokemon.

Last of my old photos before I set up camp. this is an Axelotl not to be confused by the other axolotl species by the same name,this species get much larger and is very dumb regularly getting stuck in holes they used to fit in cause the forget they have gotten to big for them. they only eat live prey as they can not recognize dead prey as food to the point where they have been seen to kill a fish then not eat it because it is dead and therefor not food.

I mean if we're talking about Tempus as animals, then here's the boys as big (and small) cats:
>Axel: Tiger
>Magni: Caracal
>Altare: Fishing Cat
>Vesper: Snow Leopard
>Hakka: Clouded Leopard
>Flayon: Ocelot
>Shinri: Lion
>Bettel: Cheetah

>>57925526
Full pic?

oh fuck, Bettel's description doesn't have Vesper and Magni anymore. I remember seeing someone /here/ complain about his description

>>57927238
>>57928184
You remind me of the starmin on xitter who thought Holostars JP will be disbanded after the 4th anniversary cause they called the event Hyper Nova

>>57928145
No it was more concrete and a while ago.. I must've just dreamed it or something

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1699552134113665312

>Only Up coop announced
called "Chained Together"
I think VG should play this only for the Always Tied (Together) meme

>>57928722
It might be the song collab with Axel and Shien. Axel's mentioned a lot of collabs that were supposed to happen but didn't, like a Zeta collab that was supposed to happen in March

>>57928907
oh no it's perfect kek

>>57927395
>>57927753
Ngl I started thinking they were Vesper’s lyrics and thinking “Wow, he was really going through it.”. But I like that they may have been for Shinri from the beginning.

hehehehe

>>57929119

>>57929119
hehehehe

>>57929119
Ugly

>>57927728
Foxl my beloved

roru, someone is making a coop "only up" game.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2567870/Chained_Together/

why is everything getting double posted itt

>>57929816
anons don't read

>>57928722
chose what you like:
>chupado 2nd collab (rip)
>axel and anyone song collab
>axel and shien or oga (im not sure) gbf collab
>altare and astel holostars pokemon tourney (rip)
>shinri and rio horror collab
>axel and gamma clubhouse 51
>hakka and temma language collab
>altare (,bettel) and miyabi cod
>flayon and temma mario kart

>>57929411
:(

I love you /MANS/

>got my holo expo stuff today
>open up signboards
>see Magni's face
>can't stop myself from grinning uncontrollably
Fuck you, asshole. His and Vesper's are the only Tempus signboards I got too.

>>57930509

>>57930130
I want Leader Jester Flower collab cause that would be the most hilarious combo of nihongo/eigo dekinai possible

>>57930790
They will be fine since there will be rapist-to-rapist communication and a rape bait clown in the collab.

>>57930579
the story about all of them picking the exact same idol pose still makes me crack up laughing. it was sweet that they gave him the maghands in the end. at least we got some proper idol-themed merch before he went, his board and random coaster are so cool

What was that hakkito doing under the sheets...?

>>57931485
Cutting off his air flow cause hakka is a tiny twink

>>57925526
Where can I get one

>>57929119
Chu~

>>57931593
no...

>>57927436
It was probably a 5 man song, Altare, Axel Vesper Bettel, and Shinri

>>57931258
>Betteru~ naisu~ kawaii~
>Miyabi-senpai, (google transrate)
>ha- haha... yeah...

>>57929119
Put some glasses on!

>>57932024
Why does Vesper look like he got a shitload of eyeliner on.

>>57932725
THOSE LOOK LIKE GLASSES TO ME

>>57932725
How do people keep mistaking his tiny shades for eyes, they're not even in the right place to be his eyes.

>>57932725
They're sunglasses

WHEN I WAS

>>57932985
A YOUNG BOY

>>57933087
MY FATHER

>>57932778
>>57932796
>>57932815
I'm so fucking blind this is literally all I see

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! Gosh! Yesterday's stream was actually really amazing! I really, really, love telepathic singing and I hope that Axel decides to do more of it in the future- maybe a monthly thing if at all possible, or even every other month? It's just so much fun, and he really improved on the formula from the last time! Thank you Axel for giving us this again, and for also giving us a taste of I Want it That Way. This guy's been wanting to sing that with them all for a while now- even if it had to be removed, I'm glad that they all went with it. Such a great feel good song, even more of a classic than Barbie Girl! Oh, but speaking of songs! Woven Fates!!! I hope you guys liked it because I. Man. That song of theirs is just amazing, I don't actually know much about Lilypichu, but I'm so happy that she had the chance to write their lyrics- each of their personal lines are so in tune to them. It's a beautiful song and everyone did so well, somehow I ended up crying a little bit after the first time I heard it. I don't really know why, but I really do love the song, and Axel's ENG voice is amazing as always, especially with these lower slower tones. I'm just so happy man, Tempus week has been so amazing, I can't believe how much work all the guys put into their own spotlight streams. I know we've only had Axel and Altare's so far, but they've been great! The announcements have been great too!!! I don't know I'm just extra happy and stupid full of love today, I had a really good night yesterday and my mood's been up since Tempus week started! I love these guys man!!! God, I really can't wait for the rest of the week and to see whatever else these guys have in store for us- I hope these boys know that we all love them and their efforts to make this the best week of our lives. I want to wish them all a very happy and bright future, and I hope them well in everything and good foods and rest!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TEMPUS LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAGNI AND VESPER LOVE!!!!!!! I was happy seeing whispers of Vesper in Woven Fates, if there's another group orisong, I hope we can see little hints of Magni as well. I'd like that, I think.

>>57933155
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

>>57933202
Thanks doc!
Tempus love!!

>>57933202
>spoiler
>I think.
Fake axelotl Chu~

>>57933228
TO SEE A MAGMITE BAND

I'm still stuck in this weird limbo of waiting for Magni to come back even though I know he isn't, it just still doesn't feel real with literally no semblance of a goodbye after waiting for nearly 2 months but
I love Tempus. Excited for tonight's collab.

>>57933255
TEMPUS HUGE LOVE!!! And also a big old pile of love for you, I'm sending 1 million axelotls to kiss you now, CHU~!!!
>>57933336
My small head is capable of producing 1 (one) thought per day!!! Love you, chu~!!!

Any guesses
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1699582892228464919

Today is my birthday and I'm so happy that my oshi's deranged AI generated stageplay is airing today
God bless Tempus Week!

>>57933450
Me too. I read somewhere once that it takes half the time you knew someone to move on from them. Maybe by six months I'll finally be able to accept he's gone forever...

>>57933408

>>57933202
>spoiler
It kind of makes me happy and sad at the same time, I wood have preferred they just dumped the original version of their graduation day and just not have a anni. song, but I guess this it's fine knowing even if management tries to erase them, their memory will always be there.

>>57933526
their fetishes while bettel is dead silent

Why are ohmonah sweaters $100 in canadian bucks. Or more importantly, why do I have to be such a poorfag... I just want a comfy leader sweater uuuu

>>57933526
They're passing around a list of the cutest girls in their grade and making changes each time.

>>57933526
All Out War

>>57933630
save up!

>>57933558
>I read somewhere once that it takes half the time you knew someone to move on from them.
Uh oh.

>>57933630
save up. poorfag. i believe in you.
altare's hoodie looks way better in person btw, worth it

>>57933686
I'm too busy with uni to work right now, so please tempuras don't make it go out of stock for the next six months!

>>57933553
happy birthday anon!!
(t. yesterday's birthday bettelhead)

>>57933610
also this
https://twitter.com/chon_ou/status/1699323321350033837
"and btw I think we’ve lost the queen, guys"

>>57933553
Happy birthday anon!!! I'm happy to hear that your oshi is streaming on such a nice day, enjoy your time and I hope that you've had a great celebration and ate a good cake! CHU~!!!

>>57933450
yeah i just want to say bye

>>57933553
>>57933758
Cute birthday bettelheads... I hope you both have a lot of delicious cake (if that's what you like) and wish you plenty of happiness and health this year!

>>57933758
>>57933841
>>57933889
Thanks anons!
Chu~!

speaking of birthdays what the fuck was this about
https://twitter.com/OusamaXIII/status/1698991298869608720?s=20

>>57934033
...why a toilet?

>>57934033
ayo birthday party at the melty venue???

>>57934033
The situation for axelotls is more dire than anyone could have imagined.

>>57933202
Amogus...

>>57934033
Wtf

>>57934033
how do you think we get diseases?

>>57934033
Pissmites vs Shitlotls, who would win

>>57934033
trainshitter leveled up

>>57934033
axelotls haven't paid so they all lost their house

>>57934240
why must we make them fight? can't they just share the same toilet ; ; make love not war

>>57934033
Public bathroom stall isn't a weird place to watch in spare time.
Bringing a cardboard cutout, to watch you watch in a public bathroom stall, respectable power level, would run from if ever seen.

>>57934307
SHARING THE SAME TP, BOOOOOYYYYSSSS

THEY'RE LATE

PAYASO DE MIERDA

But will it be funny?

TEMPUS ON TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBaUCC-Ci4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBaUCC-Ci4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBaUCC-Ci4k

CLOWN(S) ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBaUCC-Ci4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBaUCC-Ci4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBaUCC-Ci4k

>>57934895
HOPEFULLY!

the time has come!!

Is leader going to join he's still playing csgo

It's time for chaos

>>57934895
I have confidence there is gonna be a laugh, giggle, gasp, and chortle.

Gonna be a great time.
Superior Comedians at work here.

Time for some dumb bullshit

ON STAGE
LIVE
THE TEMPUS GUILD!

>>57935023
you dare doubt him

Shinri's too small...
>>57935023
he stopped ages ago

>>57935202
Flayon's bodysuit stands out so much kek. Casual outfits onegai

Man, I just realized Axel could've done something cool with a Coloseum theme

Axel is so handsome

Is the script gonna turn out to be weirdly racist/sexist? Place your bets

2 hours of reading chatgpt generated steamed hams scripts.

oh fuck this is gonna be random script reading
in other words, RNG determines how good this stream will be.

Lets hope the AI Bot that designed this script went wild.

>>57935393
I hope it makes one of them kiss

Setting up my tent took longer then expect but I caught this amazing photo of a tempape troop. I'm really exited to get this photo Shinapes aren't seen very often so seen him with his troop is amazing. Note these are apes not monkey notice the lack of tails,this Shinape appears to be young still as a full grown shinape can be much bigger.

It is the Shinapes job to protect the troop this is why he is sat higher then the rest.

Axeapes act as back up when two troops clash as such he must be positioned higher too.meanwhile altapes act as the eyes and ears they have incredibly strong ears and eyes if you see one it knows your there,the fact that this ones eyes are closed means it knows I'm not a threat as they will never close their eyes around a threat.

Bettelapes seem to only be entertainers for the rest of the troop it is not uncommon to see a troop gather around a bettelape as it does random things the others seem to enjoy their shows very much.

Hakkapes are the strongest climbs of the troop they use this skill to gather fruit from high up in order to feed the troop while Flayapes seem to be hunters catching fish and small mammals for the troop to eat.

now I must rest for a bit before I continue my journey to find the allusive vespbear and magni dezbear.

>>57935412
God, please

>>57935393
It can't be racist we have the token latino

>sorry, i was mating

>>57935470
>Flayapes
Flaypes

are each of the boys getting their own animation? both altare and bettel have premieres up

>>57935369
You could probably leave a suggestion in the comments or membership posts if you have an idea you'd like to share.

>>57935593
oh shit its that one animator
that does cute sexy

>>57935470
Kek

>>57935470
cuuute

>>57935633
nah, now is too late, I'm talking about Tempus week

NASH DID FLAYON'S

>>57935593
Oooh, maybe this is why they needed the clips? They animated some of them

oh shit the animator for Bettel's is yin

>>57935654
i think theyre all getting a different animator too

>>57935470
most autistic poster in this thread and i love it

Alois Trancy mention lol

yoooo damn they got a different animator for each of these meet the holostars thing. Dope af

>>57935756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob3uTJalizo

Oh wow backgrounds

AXEL ALREADY HANGING HIMSELF

>>57935911
check the description

Western play

>Look I can hang myself

Axel one hero'd...

AH AH AH AH

>western
OH BOY
oh no i am now remembering GUN FUCK
>axel then attempts to hang himself on the new background
I already am losing it

Axel imitating Sayori

THE GUILD IS GOING TO GET CANCELLED FOR REDFACE ACTING NATIVE AMERICANS LETS GOOOOOOOOOO000

>>57935574
Ah your right apologies it is dark so I couldn't see what i was writing very well

>>57935795
Very literally thank you for supporting mine autistic rambling about tempus boys as animals.

>>57935957
Ooh, neat

>>57935970
>yo bettelion, this is how you do it
What did Axel mean by that?

>bettel is sending his guild members viruses
clever jester

>Shadow of Six Shooters
unironic chuunikino name

>>57935984
DON'T THINK ABOUT IT

>>57936101
Flayon is red, he'll be fine

>>57936201
Canon inuniverse

Oh, Shinri's Texan accent..

That's a damn cool title actually

IN A WORLD

I don't like this

flayon stop

GUILD TEMPUS WESTERN REAL

>>57936465
Yeah its pretty boring

>are we breastfeeding the beer
THATS MANLY AS HELL

>are we breastfeeding the beer
cute esl hakka moment...

>>57935727
YES!!! i'm so happy for her!!

It's been a while since I watched VG collab but Hakka and Flayon need to stop making sexual jokes every five seconds

HAKKA KEK

AYE ESE

holy based hakka

KEK

Sitting on the casting couch with director Gavis Bettel

flayon is usually fine but i REALLY don’t like when he tries to be “playfully contrary” and just tries to argue everything everyone says. everyone ignores it too

>hakka with the stereotypical mexican accent
KEK

did old westerners say "bro"?

Mexican bartender Hakka, musical cowboys Flayon and Altare, incredible

Born actors

that wasn't a nod.
THAT WAS A FUCKING DESK SMASH

there's fucking construction going on next door I can't hear

GAY COWBOYS

Our boys are not actors...

oh god they are going way too fast

holy kek

oh god it's spreading

>>57936885
eating pudding

6 NAKED COWBOYS

FLAYON HATE

Never knew how much I needed a Western musical

i need flayon to shut up for a second

OH FUCK

AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

They needed a crappy AI loosely trained on their personality traits to generate stupid scenarios.

LMAO?

WTF

HAKKA'S MEXICAN ACCENT KEK

pew pew

>>57937120
how about Paint Your Wagon, starring Clint Eastwood?

Red Retard Hate!

AXEL HUNG HIMSELF

>pew pew
>axel immediately hangs himself
kino

I am going to choke Flayon, non sexually.

>That's some sick improv, Jake

Is this story AI generated?

Flayon is really fixated on the idea of yelling = funny, hope he calms down for future collabs and get a hold of those anxiety autisms episodes

>>57937369
yes

Waiting room for animation up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfxk8-Cc2Mc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfxk8-Cc2Mc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfxk8-Cc2Mc

>>57937369
yes

>>57937369
yes, that's the whole idea of this stream

>>57937401
>>57937410
Now kiss

This is literally like watching 6 little boys play with toys

>>57937398
read the thread

im confused but im glad they seem to be having fun

>KAAAAA
>MEEEEEE
>now all your wife is my wife too
AXEL NO

THE HOLOSTAR WINS

>>57937494
It's like watching a bunch of highschool boys do a class presentation together... ToT

so ai ain't the best writer yet

everytime i hear the gunshot copyright free sound effects i start laughing and i already spilled my stew twice

each day these become more chaotic I'm scared for the last day.

>>57937495
I ctrl+f'd for the link and it wasnt there sowwy...

BRAVO NOLAN

>>57937613
i almost choked on my fucking tooth brush

Definitely reminded me of GUN.

my ears it hurts

>>57937680

>>57937602
idk man, looks more consist that many movies this day

BROKEBACK TEMPUS

>Brokeback Tempus

All of Tempus confirmed to be in a poly relationship

Brokeback Tempus...

Tempus as gay cowboys. How fitting.

>>57937770
You're being uppity to the wrong person, dummy.

>>57937602
Occasionally it produces kino like this

>>57936259
Oooo, I missed that pic, yoink!

>>57937892
bettelion are equally dumb so I treat them as if they're all the same

If this is what we're getting from AI, maybe we should pay those writers more

fujos winning

>romance
OH GOD ITS A SHIPPING EPISODE

Oh god

>>57937987
I think you can get better results with language models specifically trained to make scripts by feeding them hundreds or thousands of examples

Oh boy semi-official Tempus yaoi

>>57936730
I couldn’t think of how to describe it but that’s it perfectly.

VOTE FOR DINGOOSE

>chat can decide the ship
thank god magni is not here anymore otherwise this wouldve ended awfully

>nothing about this is straight
damn flayon

Goddamn it, he's divided it so Shintare is impossible to get...

begni…

Vote for Axel x Bettel please

Dingoose please

>Altare lowest
Not like this...

Is dingoose the new Axmag

>>57938318
That would have been so rare

Also rigging it so we can't possibly get Clownfish...this clown hates me specifically...

Bettel and Flayon onegai for maximum discomfort

>>57938381
kinda

>>57938318
i tried...

>>57938232
He ain't gonna do his man Shinri like that, he would probably faint

They blueballed me for clownfish fuuuuck

>funny exo
Oh fuck this might be spicy

Sunhat HATE
Worst Bettel ship

>>57938374
I voted for Altare...

>>57938374
I was tempted but I wanted to make Bettel uncomfortable.

VGfags don’t “get” Altare

this is so scuffed i wish they could just improv

Shiny Spicy cute on the side

BETTEL RAGE

>>57938613
SHINY SPICY LOVE

>>57938613
HQ....

FLAYON SHUT THE FUCK UP WHY IS HE SO BAD TONIGHT

>>57938381
>>57938425
no fuck you dingoose actually sucks

Bettel confirmed for bottom bitch

>>57938374
I wanted leaderclown but decided against voting for it because it would be used against altare for an eternity. my flaytel though...

>>57938724
Nigger only you care stop spamming on cooldown you fucking monkey

>>57938724
he craves the attention of the clown

>>57938724
Spam the thread more anon we'll all care eventually surely

Of course Shinri wants to read this

I got off work and now that I'm watching the stream I swear Bettel came here and took my idea with the ai stories

kek

>>57938904

MY SIDES, KEK

LMFAOOOO bettel you dumbass

THROUGH TIME AND SPACE

BASED IMPROVE

Flayon's waiting room is up, Tempus dubbing?
https://www.youtube.com/live/6ZrclSF2UlI?si=wtF6zbZqZISvte8k

This fucking clown…

>>57938950
Oh nice, another dumb cat to add to my collection

THEY'RE FUCKING DEAD IN A POOL OF ACID

>>57938726
Fuck YOU get some taste

H*ND H*LDING

LEWD

i don't like sunhat

>>57938443
It would be romantic though...

sunhat real

they're just straight up improving

>>57938487
I did too...

>>57939050
dingoose only exists because people are using him to fill the hole magni left. ill never give a shit about it, but also cause i feel nothing from them at all

This is hell wtf bettel. I'm going insane I am actually going to loose it this is a mess.

>>57939040
I like the fact that others are using dumbass cats

>sharing crackers
yabe

sunhat sucks I don't get why some fujos seem to like it so much

Is Axel okay? he is still hung up there

>>57938992
This one will be the worst

JESUS CHRIST HAKKA

>>57939296
Because they've done gay bits on stream

Bettel even took the ship wars away from Magni...

>>57939322
He's probably just really tired

ANT NATION RISE UP

Oh this went somewhere

>I'm an ant
this is brilliant

>>57939296
Because cute :)

This story resonates with me

AI stealing from Baldur's Gate 3 I see

ACTUALLY AMAZING WRITING

HE COULDN'T HAVE A RESERVATION OR AN APARTMENT BECAUSE HE'S AN ANT.
IT'S LIKE POETRY, IT RHYMES

THEY WERE BOTH ANTS

THEY WERE BOTH ANTS

KEK

Antnation wins

everytime bettel goes "okay cool" i lose it

>>57939322
whenever he is in big collabs he tends to remains quiet to not disturb the scene, kinda like Altare, also he is always having trouble keeping up with the pace, so most likely he is only understanding half of the talk

>>57939384

>>57939536
>>57939541
Now ant kiss

THEY TOUCHED ANTENNAS

ME GUSTAN GRANDES

>we're anting

They're actually just cumming on stream wtf

Hakka moaning ToT

oh my god

>AXEL IS THE ANT QUEEN

I HEARD ELMO WTF

Start of the stream:
>We have all the time in the world

So that was a lie.

BAU BAU

>>57938992
are they gonna dub over each other clips?

>ah yeah, just chilling up here
>hanging out
HE WAITED ALL THIS STREAM TO MAKE THAT JOKE

>>57939864
I was about to say, I saw chat spamming that and I probably missed why.

>>57939880
We'll probably end up with something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9r0MZzOIPM

this one is going to have tentacles, isn't it

someone is getting probed

>>57938992
>>57939880
>THE HOUSE IS SHAKING

>among the multiverse, escape from the eternal sus
AMOGUS

AMOGUS SUS