/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>57929086
I just know the answer, don't you?

>>57929086
Reiko.
>Old
Will appeal to wealthy oldfags.
>Wealthy
Will invest in good equipment.
>Desperate
Wants affection and attention, will develop a codependent relationship with her audience.
>Ugly
Lower chances to scandal, will overcompensate with her model.

>>57929086
>Reiko
Good investment money, she seems to be legitimately interested given the blush.
>Mizuho
Could work well with outfit designs, seems joyful, interest in games is a plus.
>Marin
Schedule might be a problem, but as a mother, she is a veteran in treating people nicely.
>Satsuki
Can easily become a senior type of her generation, with refined tastes and an elegant presence she could fill a niche yet untaped.

Therefore, I will take all four. Do you have one more? Then we can have our generation.

>>57929086
Reiko. She probably has not had a lot of male attention in her life and will likely appreciate her community more and form a connection with them. Already rich means she probably won't be numberfagging too much. She also has an actual father in her life so that's a plus. She's probably also quite sheltered which can be cute.

I assume her model would be pretty generic cute anime girl likely on the younger side. Mostly because she might be nervous about going too far with her design.

>>57930676
>Mother chuuba
no fucking way her children dont barge into the room on stream.

>>57929086
The girl on the right is literally Marine

>>57929657
Cons: there's a high chance she's a borefest, something bad if you might go for the zatsu route

>>57929086
29>55>55>49
I will not explain, this is self evident

>>57929086
>55
perfect hag chuuba. didn't even reveal her age
>49
we can work on that shop goal. help out with the merch first
>35(?)
experienced child wrangler. i'll let her stream but get someone to take care of those kids in the meantime
>29
maybe a project management or legal role. strikes me as the next 'Jap Maan Tiing'

>>57929086
cute, plump, rich
a man wouldn't ask for more

>>57931955
You repeated a number twice

>>57929086
The real estate agent. She's mature, has customer service experience, knows how to sell and is able to accomplish her goals like finishing law school.

>>57932121
The only real choice here, others have no proven experience in advertising or sales, let alone entertainment. She's got the closest thing to chuuba experience

>>57929086
Is this from a horror manga?

>>57931804
you mean Lui

>>57929086
Reiko and Satsuki. Both are hags, and we all know hags make the best chuubas.
Mizuho is a YABcano waiting to erupt, and Marin seems like she'd be a homocollaber.

>>57931787
And what is the problem?

>>57929086
A better question is:
Which one is comparable to which vtuber?

>Reiko
Kanata maybe?
>Mizuho
Laplus
>Marin
Noel?
>Satsuki
Aki or Azki?

>>57929086
>29
Best choice, knows what people want and gives it to them
>49
Broad appeal to demographic, a larger, if less loyal fanbase than 29
>35
Niche following of attention starved manchildren. This is the core of the demographic though so still very strong.
>55
Worst pick. Out of touch with current trends. Will get a small core following but mostly will be from tourists looking to see what this alternate talent has to offer but unlikely to stick around.

>>57929086
I like how #2 is basically just Ame.
Unsurprisingly, she's also the only one of the 4 who would not make for a good vtuber.

>>57931787
>>57932665
I wonder how things would go if they were straight up open from the start about her having kids. I've seen some indies do it, but a major corpo?

Reiko
>she looks boring. She don't have anything interesting to say besides her family being rich? Being old and ugly don't make you an interesting person btw. At least she has low yab risk.
Mizuho
>too young, probably a yab machine, tons of apex and/or mental health issues. At least she can appeal to zoomers.
Marin
>could be good if she can separate her personal mother duties from streaming, but is worrisome why she ended being a single mother that young (the father being an asshole vs she being a menhera) 50/50 yab machine.
Satsuki
Good age, so low yab risk, if she has a mid talent like singing/vidya/otaku knowledge she would work fine.

So satsuki>marin=reiko>mizuho
I know there are exceptions (Rushia) but older girls are generally mature enough to stay away from drama. I say this being a cunnychad.
Late 20 or early 30 girls are better uohtubers.

>>57933506
The ideal cunny is a hag pretending to be a child.

>>57933136
Gwelu has wife and kid

>>57932692
Korone, La+, Mio, Lui

>Reiko
Tell us more about yourself other than you are rich? rejected.
>Mizuho
RED FLAG RED FLAG MENHERA vtuber rejected.
>Marin
I am not here to raise your kids, they will definitely affect streaming. rejected.
>Satsuki
Only promising one, old enough to be mentally stable, seem ambitious with the law school, and got to be good talker to be in real estate.

That's a gen right there. You got the ojou, the zoomer, the motherly and the seiso.
What's the source btw?

>>57929086
49

>>57937169
Hare-kon. A semi-shitty harem manga

>>57929086
>55
So she can be the mom I never had.

>>57938492
Anon, that's not her age.

>>57929086
Reine is proof #55 works.

>>57929086
I would take the slampig on the left

>>57941150
50 million yen is a lot of cheddar

>>57929086
Obviously Satsuki. It has been proven time and time again that hags with actual work experience make the best vtubers.

>>57931787
Hot

>>57930676
I KNEEL

>>57931787
>he says as if this wouldn't be hilarious

>>57930676
And this is why he runs the biggest Hololive company in the world

>>57929086
All of them.

>>57930676
Nope, we saved one slot for your nepohire. Bros take care of bros.

>>57931787
>does he know?

>>57933136
Ironmouse?

>>57931787
well, it hasn't happened to HER yet.
if you know, you know

>>57929086
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE WOMEN IN THEIR 30'S

>>57929086
49
Its okay if she doesnt like games, all she gotta do is please my dick. I would take the mom with two children as well.

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step it up

29 is basically the perfect hire

>>57931955
>55>55>
Very nice.

>>57929086
55. I like hags and milfs