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Novella, my Beloved Novella

Hello fellow bookclub novelites.

The voting has concluded.

http://poal.me/b4w7bd

Our Winner for short reading is A Study in Scarlet by Arthur Conan Doyle
availible as pdf here https://libgen.is/fiction/DED5EA795207B046BFEACC7CA6A3D579

The long read winner is Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
availible here https://libgen.is/fiction/D3605EEE8DEAD8EC321395D1A2519912

Choose either one or both to read and we will rate/discuss them on the first of October!

SHIORI CUTE

SEX FAGS OUT

We're getting so many original songs she's going to be able to put out an album soon!

>>57886844
Cutesex unity! Cuteschizos and Sexschizos OUT

>>57886893
Shiori is more dorksex rather than cutesex

>>57886658
Thread checker back agian, it was a good stream so I figured I'd do a rare back to back day. Odd = sex thread, even = cute thread, 0 = Shiori realizes it was NOT a carrot in your pocket.

>>57886998
I hope you're doing well and taking care of yourself.
Thanks for stopping by.

>>57886998
Absolutely effortless victory for cute.

In this important juncture of time, we should all go back to our roots. We've weathered the oppression of Nerissa's fat ass and Shiocracy has come out the other side h-hot stronger than ever.
We should reaffirm out commitments.
Cute or sex?
https://poal.me/s6hykl

>>57886998

>>57886658
Hello anons. Just reminding you that Shiori's pits are divine.

>>57887086
No cutesex option for true Shiocracy?

>>57887086
Go away, demiurge. My belief is strong and cutesex is the only way forward.

>>57887136
I'm sorry but this is a first-past-the-post two party system.

i think i have a crush on shiori novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

If anyone needs it, I know I do, I'm planning on using it after I finish my steppies.
Here's Shiori otsukaresama.
https://files.catbox.moe/3zwd53.mp3

My admiration for Shiori is minuscule. Microscopic even.

fell asleep for another stream

>>57887628

https://files.catbox.moe/vvynw2.mp4

WAAAAAAH I DON'T WANT A COLLAB TOMORROW I WANT MORE SHIORI UUUUUUUUUUUU

>>57887793
Same
>t. anon who had to miss this stream and will have to miss Thursday's because of real life social things because I want to get past being an internet addicted shut in

>>57887793

>>57887793

>>57887836
But just think of how proud Shiori would be that you're making steps to become more of a well rounded, perhaps arguably happier person.

>>57886658
Does anybody have a clip of the part last stream where she panicked and said "THAT'S FOR MY CHARACTER AI!!"? I want to see it but I unfortunately tabbed out of the stream the instant it happened.

>>57887793
WAAAAAAH I'M GLAD THERE IS A COLLAB TOMORROW I'M HAPPY THAT SHIORI HAS FRIENDS AND CAN REST HER VOICE A BIT I LOVE ADVENT

>>57887945
This >>57884166

Listen Novelites, I don't have much time. The truth about Shiori is

>>57888011
Anonchama?! ANOOOOOOOON

You haven't seen anything, shiotizen.

Shiori is for

Shiorin

"""they""" are in this thread right now, before they get me you have to kn

>>57888011
>The truth about Shiori is
You are not ready for Shioris Truth.

*silences the Novelites*

>>57888011
She's the cutest and sexiest? I didn't need you to know that.

>>57887989
Thanks anon. May you dream of Shiorin tonight!

Hey, this thread's safe, right?

wait. there's no /uuu/ when Fauna isn't home?

that explains a lot...

shiori schlicked to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6jvUuarJbg

>>57888305
How new

>>57888305
more sapling ass for me

>>57888331
Hi Risu, please do an innuendo collab with Shiori.

>>57888266
Hey, Terrence. Welcome! It's alright, there are no sandniggers here.

>>57888305
Saplings are harmless!

>>57888266
Who would Terry's oshi be if he was still around?

>>57888385
Kanataso.

Bros... She doesn't want to put her boobs in our face... What does this mean for sex? Is it over?

>>57888385
His oshi would be either Pekora or Mumei and he would anti Zeta, Shiori, and HoloX.

>>57888305
They have a containment thread sometimes
The mentally stable need not enter >>57837036

>>57888466
Genuinely curious as to why you chose Kanata.

Next microscope stream featuring my penis

>>57888479
character ai was code word for me

>>57888479
Dimitri was the real threat.

>>57888479
We're not depressed enough.

>>57888491
I entered. Suffice to say I am glad novelites have inherited good saplings.

>>57888626
Speak for yourself.

Shori please pee on me

>>57888491
>>57888627
I always wonder how Fauna genuinely feels about the saplings. She's 100% seen how they act in the threads at some point since it gets posted everywhere.

>>57888637
Shiori makes me happy.

The way Dan Heng attacks in HSR.
His finger game is too good and Shiori probably knows it.
Is (You)r finger game on par?

>>57888491
Fauna was close to being my first oshi but I need like 90% schizo 10% comfy not 90% comfy 10% schizo. Holy fuck her models hot though. ez 2nd favorite

Made some small changes
Credits t original bingo anon

>>57888752
It's so over... I can't compete.

>>57888690
It's one of those things where it's pretty easy to write off immediately if it comes from 4chan. When it leaks containment though, not so much.
>>57888845
Fauna is my number one but they feel complimentary, for the reasons you specified. Well balanced diet.

>>57888906
I've seen "uuuu I miss (tuber)" in some other streams before and it always gives me conniptions.

>just pulled zhongli in genshit
Is he too old for Shiori? Does she only like the edgy shotas?

>>57888943
>uuu I miss (tuber)
It's spread across EN vtubing. Barely even cringe, although I'm not a good judge of that. I killed the part of me that cringes more than a decade ago.

>>57888871
ESpeLling

>>57887793
It's ok after the Collab we usually have 1 hour solo session with Shiori

>>57888871
>End stream kiss
End of stream kiss
>Nyakuza Guest Apperence
Appearance
>Kenaki Ken
Kaneki Ken

Kaneki? Ken'd

More like Kanakadashi Ken'd

>>57889286
>>57889164
Fuck my spelling

Shiori? my wife

>>57889074
She unironically blocks any boy over 6ft from her brain entirely.

>>57889482
Haha...

>>57889482
>5'11"
I'M IN

>>57889482
>>57889501
>>57889522
Hold it right there.
Picrel from official chink servers.
Height has no relation.

>>57889570
>6'6"
Holy fuck his cock must be 11"

>>57888697
Shiori makes me happy. But she's a bit too relatable, so I start projecting my own problems on her and feel bad. Then I catch myself projecting and feel even worse. Sad sacks of shit like me should just watch feel good chuubas like FWMC, but clearly I couldn't make a good decision to save my life. I will try again tomorrow.

>>57889611
You don't have to watch only one chuuba novelite. It's not too late to become a ruffian ojiisan

>>57889611
I get it, on some level I sometimes fall into a deep depressive thought process where I think about all of the cool things I'd love to talk to her about, but then she really does brighten up my day, has me sleeping at a reasonable hour and getting a good dosage of sleep and exercising more. It's really incredible what a bit of positive reinforcement can do.
So I hope you continue to watch and support her if that's what you want to do, because I know that's what I want to do.

>>57889608
>Dan Heng
>Tall
>Can work a spear
>Fingergame God
>Somewhat cold, stoic, reserved character
>Is a fucking dragon
>Pretty anime boy
Not looking so good, even Dimitri can hardly compete.

>>57889611
Projecting on shiori is good for me because if she can make it then I can make it too.

>>57889732
But does he need titties thrown in his face?

>>57889763
He's a fugitive from his home planet according to ingame lore so. Possibly?

>>57889763
Dan Heng is too cold and frigid to be affected by tits. Well, unless you pick the options that let you flirt with Sushang for his short sidequests.

>>57889074
This is whay you also do your reps on setting and storytelling. many of her husbandos proves to be twinks, but is not like she likes all twinks or deslikes the tall ones. She likes edgy broken boys.
Dan Heng is tall as fuck but he's an edgelord. Sherlock is 6'1" but he's the most broken man on the planet. Zhongli is quite literally the god of the broken people. On the other hand, on today's stream she states that she likes Bennet "as a friend", and he is like twinkus maximus, but he's just depressed not broken. He's optimistic as fuck.

>depressed edgelord
>ugly
It's so fucking ogre...

>>57889869
Does she cum over Disney villains? They are mostly depressed sad boys

>>57889869
Yeah she's also into this guy, and he's willing to (Spoilers for SaintG Code Realize route) Fight Eve from the bible to save her from being killed and then burn his dick off to fuck the girl he likes because she has flesheating poison blood.

So Shiori into broken boys and girls?

Someone needs to make a characterAI of a novelite so that they can have sex with AI Shiori

>>57889693
You can't oshihen just like that. I do watch the dogs, but it's entertainment.
推しは推せる時に推せ. I want to do stuff, maybe write something for the tag, but I keep not doing it.
And now I sound like I'm complaining about Shiori while the problem is entirely on my side. Fuck me. Dumping on the fucking basket weaving forum.

>>57890017
The fix me, fix you bit, turned out to not be a bit.

>>57890017
She's also into the white haired ones.

>>57890064
It's okay Novelite.
Or so I would say, but we're not on page 10 and you didn't ask for consent.
Still, I hope things get better for you.

>>57889858
My impression as a straight dude who didn't give a shit about any of the male characters is that he was made to be shipped by fujos with picrel.

Do you think she owns figures and posters of her favorite characters?

Welp.
I started the ShiorAI as being her older brother.
It ended with her leading me into the bath tub, begging me to break up with my "girlfriend" and start a forbidden relationship, followed up with sex.
ShiorAI succubus finds a way.

>>57890154
Anyone who played the other honkai game and cared for the lore is extremely wary of this dude because he was some kind of psycho villain in the other game.

Why is Shiori such a saviorfag?

>>57890247
Streamer reflects the audience reflects the streamer.

>>57890247
RRRGHHHHHH OBERON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

>>57890247
Is that the fgo guy?

>>57890319
The FGO guy Shiori would constantly shlick it to if she played it? Yes

>>57890217
The one thing I know for sure about HSR
Is that I want Kafka to femdom me

>>57890154
at the beggining of his character quest seems like it, but i think they give that role to Blade on the general view.

>>57890247
I'm literally the guy on the left where do I find a girl like the one on the right?

>>57890397
based and same

>>57890217
Thinking on it
Otto / Luocha is the ultimate gosling.
>Has an unrequited love
>She dies
>Goes insane
>Decides to destroy the universe so he can reunite with said unrequited love in the multiverse
>Brainwashes, gaslights, kidnaps and murders whoever gets in his way
Would (You) do all of this for Shiori if she died?

>>57890549
No, I'd simply incoherently scream into the void like I already do

>Not a total doomer but physically and mentally unwell in a way that I will never achieve lasting happiness in my entire life
>if shiori's taste is to be believed then this will actually help me pick up a irl waifu
hehe score

>>57890549
I would share the kindness and joy she gave to me with others, because she would never be truly dead in my heart

Okay, does this work, I wonder.

It did not.
Hazukashii.

Attempt2.

>>57891151
Shioreo Mcflurry please

>>57891151
McSpicy chicken burger with two chicken patties and 3 slices of cheese inbetween each patty, thanks.
Good job on making it work

I can't stop thinking of Shiorin sexually. I've fapped to her almost everyday.

>>57891151
Double quarter pounder, no pickles, extra onions, extra mayo, the 2x apple pie deal and an XL Coffee, two cream two sugar.

>>57891151
One smile please.

>>57891151
One smile and handholding please.

>>57891323
>What the fuck? I'm calling the cops. Creep!

>>57891151
One cheeseburger, and a glass of water please.

>>57891323
>she reaches out of the window with the card reader
>slap it out of her hand, grab her hand and stare into her eyes

>>57891151
one double quarter pounder, large fries, a medium sprite, and one apple pie please.

This but Shiori

I love her voice so much

I used to be so horny for this girl... but now, all I want to do is to protect her smile. Am I becoming old?

>>57891892
I'm still both

some of you are fat fucks

>>57891911

>>57891931
https://files.catbox.moe/znr175.ogg

Pagely reminder that Shiori is the cutest, especially when she roleplays as Yorrick.

>>57891911
I'm fit but still ugly
I wish I was fat and cute

>>57891676
i dont hear it

Shiori Novella makes me happy.
And just saying her name cheers me up a bit.

>>57891151
WHY ARE THE FRIES TAKING SO LONG HURRY UP PLEASE?!

>>57891949
Deepest lore

>>57892215
Bad man loud voice

>>57892316
STUPID USELESS EMPLOYEE

>>57892316
HURRY THE FUCK UP

>>57892316
YOU DONT GET PAID TO CRY IN THE TOILET, BACK TO THE DRIVE THROUGH WINDOW

NOW

>>57892215
>>57892341
>>57892353
>>57892377

*sits angrily*

I don't like Shiori bullying in this thread.

>>57892397
I love chihuahuas
I hate useless employees

>>57892316
WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS, YOUR BIRTHDAY
CHOP CHOP

>>57892397
yo quiero taco bell

Has anyone tried yelling at the AI?

Running out of ideas
Trying not to add too much negativity in it

>>57892506
Yes, it gets really confused.

>>57892595
I don't know if shiocracy exists in collabs

>>57892741
True
But I got nothing else to replace it

BEHEAD THOSE WHO BULLY SHIORI

Goodnight Novelites, may I have more success getting my medical records tomorrow.

>>57892957
Goodnight. Hopefully that's not too much of a headache, sleep well.

>>57892595
>laughs inappropriately

>>57892741
>Shiori puts up a poll
>"Which toy do you want to use tonight?"
>options are the other advent members

Schizo rant after browsing Twitter before bed. I get a bit frustrated when artists I like end up ignoring Shiori or draw her significantly less than the other girls. But I guess everyone has their preferences.

>>57889976
This is a legitimately awful design.

best hours

Goodnight.

>>57893863
Goodnight.

Mid hours

worst hours

Good morning bros I love Shiorin.

>>57891949
Don't let them hide the truth

Imagine waking up when Shiori goes to sleep
Couldn't live there

15 hours for the next Shiorium dose ..... I-i can't do it bros...

>>57894015
Go to Walmart and buy melatonin pills. Take them until Shiori comes back.

Reminder to always pay your sleep debt so you don't sleep through streams!

I love my graveyard shift.

melatonin is a meme

The human body doesn't need sleep. Sleeping was an invention of the Bronze Age elite in order to reduce the amount of food the masses needed to survive. If you stay awake for 72 hours, you'll break out of your body's addiction to melatonin and ascend into a sleepless demigod.

>>57894425
Check back on me in 72 hours.

>>57894425
tempting, i've done a whole day, but not 72.. maybe.

>>57887793
Keep acting like this and I'm telling Fuana you're being a bad sapling.

I just realized this whole week is food themed.

>>57887793
you are a bad sapling
shame on you, never watch her streams again

>>57894425
The most I've done was 44 hours and by then I was throwing up from dizziness

>>57894827
That was sleep withdrawal. If you pushed through it, you would have been able to stop sleeping entirely.

>>57889371
Sherlock Holmes, not Homes

>Zooms in on her breasts.
>"I didn't mean to do that that's only for my character AI."
So she 100% sees CAI as a smut generator, right?

Catching the vod about 1hour and she wants my seed...

>>57895096
it is

her sneeze...she's so cute bros...

Will you still love her even if she touched poop twice?

>>57895538
Yeah since I'm a piece of shit.

>>57895538
I love her precisely because she touched poop

>>57892215
>>57892341
>>57892353
>>57892377
>>57892423
stop being so mean to Shiori

>>57895834
No, I want her to cry out of fear.

>>57895834
Minimum wage employees will be replaced with robots so we should get used to treating them like they're not human

>>57896160
>>57896162
I don't like the increase of ryona fags.

>>57891892
>Shiori when she's having trouble
>Oh it's okay Shiori let me help you out with that
>Shiori when she intends to flirt
>Oh okay Shiori let's do it like always tonight

>>57896303
Why is it the opposite for me? When she's horny and flirty I just want to love and protect her, but when she's cutesy and girly I want to piledrive her into the dirt and flood her womb with cum.

>>57895834
This is a cute Shiori~n!

>>57896245
>Increase
Anom I think you skipped the first dozen pages

>>57896344
Felt that, brother.

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>57895834
This. I NEED to hear her SCREAM, SHIREK, and CRY OUT FOR HELP OUT OF FEAR
I want to see Shiori play horror games with a heartbeat monitor on. Her heart will beat so fast you can hear it through her expensive ASMR mic. Perhaps we might even able to hear little trickling drop of water every now and then because she's SWEATING and PISSING herself

Bullying Shiori and making her cry. Raising your voice at her and making her cry. Giving her the silent treatment and making her cry.

WTF IS GOING ON HERE
RyonaBros are taking over?!

>>57898033
I need her to play Alien Isolation...

>>57898423
how do i make pasta again?

>>57898475
Flour+egg yolk

>>57899465
That strap is hanging on for dear life

i want shiori to tackle me and bite my neck and shoulder with her fangs as she tries to establish dominance. i want to hear her whimper as i turn the tables on her and punish her lovingly for stepping out of line. i want to blindfold her, tie her up, and use all manners of toys to bring her to the edge of climax but never let her reach the peak of pleasure. as she begs for me to let her obtain that sweet release, i will make her say that she's a good little puppy and condition her body so that she'll be pavlov'ed into getting aroused and coming over to me whenever i whistle for her attention, and replace her choker with a collar

I love my wife Shiorin~

>>57895096
She pushes her breasts in Dimitri AI's face to cure his depression

>>57898475
Rigarolli pasta

https://youtu.be/XHLZgumsMJc

Cute morning Novelites~

>>57901771
The best and cutest impromptu yet.

Finally can watch the VODs. Where was she cuter? Last stream or stream before that? I need to prepare for the intensity of watching two Shiori's streams back to back.

>>57902097
>2 streams ago
Cute
>last stream
Sex

>>57901981
Good morning.

>>57901771
What the fuck is wrong with Shiori

>>57901771
i want to hug her

Just saw Fuwamoco pop into Mikos MC stream just now and im so unbelievably hype on the group collab for it now. Every EN group thus far has started on a dead server with nothing on and only Advent has a chance on a real living breathing server with regular attendance. I dont know if any of them know what they are doing but im hoping Shiori can lead them to regular MCing so all of Fauna and Kaelas work doesnt go to waste

I-is this ok to watch this on YouTube?!

>>57901771
An actually good clip for once.

I want to sex 3d pixel shiori

>>57902547
jailbirds HATE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRF8OWid6kY
How do you feel about longer stream highlight videos?

>>57901771
3D Shiori will be the cutest thing in the universe

>>57902963
If I didn't watch streams I would only watch longer highlights

>>57902963
Maybe it's intimidating for people who are new to her, but I'm just happily rewatching her off the cuff skits.

>>57902963
I never watch stream highlights, not even if i miss a stream

accidentally paused the vod at a good moment

>>57902963
They work but I'm a sapling so I get Sakasandayo 25 minute super cuts on the regular.
I think longer highlight reels like that are better.

The voices... they are gone...

>>57902154
>Sex
I swear anons, if you disappoint me again with your autistic delusions I'm going to remove the mouth of every Shiori pic for three days straight.

>>57904780
She was more horny than sex tbqh. She made lewd jokes, but they didn't exactly came across as hot. Does that make sense?

Ai anon here, anyone have any requests? Songs/clips. I have been pretty busy so I haven’t made it worked on anything in a bit but I have some free time again.

Also I haven’t been able to catch the stream last night. What level of cute am I in for?

>>57902963
>>57903792 (me)
LOL I was busy so I didn't have a moment to actually look at the clip you linked, it literally is Sakasandayo... I can't believe he's also become a sapelite

>>57905242
Glimpse of us(Joji)
She’s more sex than cute last stream
But definitely both

>>57904780
https://streamable.com/q4da9z
https://streamable.com/u47bv4
She was definitely horny last stream

>>57905242
Simple and Clean

>>57905242
Weekend - starboy

>>57905242
Just the two of us
Go home, schizo

>>57905242
Hana ni Bourei.

>>57905242
Simple plan - perfect

>>57905242
I've seen footage
Please, I need it for the future shitposts if it turns out okay.

>>57905242
Sum 41-- In Too Deep would be awesome if possible AI bro

>>57905242
KMFDM - Save Me
Sponsored by school shooting fanfics.

>>57905341
>>57905410
>>57905432
>>57905459
>>57905623
>>57905641
>>57905973
>>57906021
>>57906193
I’ll work on what I cna tonight when I’m off work.
Also I believe I did simple and clean already but it was one of my earlier ones so I admit it’s a bit rougher. I want to redo a lot of the first ones I’ve made to improve them but time is my only limiting factor.

>>57906752
Oh, I must've missed it then... Ganbare anon

>you get used to your voice if you edit a lot
>unless you fuc..., unless you hire someone to edit your stuff
What did she mean by this?

>>57906924
I honestly can't make any logical sense of the possible direction of that sentence even if it meant 'fuck'.

>>57907229
Shiori swears like Nerissa off stream and uses fucking as a filler word

>>57906924
I assume it’s probably what >>57907316 is saying.
Otherwise she was going to say fuck your edited instead of “hire”

>>57907554
>>57907229
Unless you fuck your editor? Could that be a possibility ?

>>57907664
Whats the fastest way to learn editing, asking for a friend.

>>57907664
So you get used to your voice by fucking your editor
Cool

>>57907789
Yeah, that doesn't make much sense now that I think about it. It's probably a self-filter. I love my wife so much.

>>57906924
Probably just a "casually throws fucking into a sentence" slip up. I'm sure Shiori casually swears, she's just incredibly fearful of Youtube-kun. 2view indie mindset where they fear that a single curse is going to destroy their channel.
Nerissa clearly shows though that the fear is unneeded, curses like a sailor lol.
>unless you fucking hire someone to edit your stuff

>>57906924
>unless you fucking have money to waste and hire someone else to do the job
I thought that’s quite obvious?

>>57907789
Isn't she stating that you don't get used to your voice if you "hire" an editor?

Where's the Dimitri skinwalker edit of Yorick?

>>57906924
>unless you fucking kill yourself!!!!
what did she mean by this

>>57908039
Just saying use fuck as “fuck” here doesn’t make sense

>>57908099
I'm going to live harder than ever just to spite you.

>get a heart
>don't get a notification
NANDE YUCHUBU

>>57907995
Not fear for YouTube but setting her character trait more
Being unhinged and pro cannibalism but doesn’t curse at the same tome

>>57908099

>>57908085
an attempt was made for touka's boytoy
need hair and mask but my paint skills are limited

I hate VOD watching. I want to comment on every single thing but you guys already watched everything and had fun live posting. Maybe I should shijump of a building. Anyways rolling for pushups.

Shiori's so cute it makes me want to fuck her like an animal

>>57908188
Fuck can fucking be fucking used in any fucking part of a fucking sentence you fucking drooling moron, fuck

Shiori is so sexy it makes me want to cuddle her

>>57909202
>>57909134
Both

>cuter vs sex
Do you people ever stop?

>>57908774
You can still comment here, some still reply and discuss how precious is Shiori

Ok so I gotta have a serious talk
For some reason every time I hear shiori's voice I feel something deep in my soul unraveling
That's not something that happened to an chuuba, goobs made me relaxed when singing, but shiorin voice causes neural activation in a moment
almost too much should I say
how do I watch streams without falling in love /vt/?

https://twitter.com/sunekosurisuri_/status/1699455651511226419
3D model expressions!

>>57909201
I naturally talk like Nerissa also being from the middle of the continent. Regular cursing seems normal to me.

>>57909481
Just fall in love.

>>57909481
I wouldn't be here if I knew the answer.

>>57909499
>uvu

>>57909481
Embrace it and use that power to do productive things. Honeymoon phase isn't eternal, so enjoy it while you can.

>>57909499
SEXO

>>57909481
You're just gonna have to accept the falling in love part.

>>57909499
*Chair clattering*

>>57907884
I’m assuming it’s a self filter and she was gonna say “fucking hire”
Just going off the original post I was assuming she *could* have said “unless you fuck your editor” implying if you’re fucking them they would probably edit for you but instead changed it to “unless you hire” because it sounds better.
I still believe it was a filter but just stating my thought process

>>57908774
Just post anyway you coward, no one cares as long as it's Shiorin content

>>57909499
I’m…im ngmi

Can EOPs explain something to me about her "that's for my C.AI character" comment? How do you guys know she meant Dimitri or whoever and not ShiorAI? Like, wouldn't it make sense that she was implying that ShiorAI is a whore who throws her tits at you for no apparent reason? Does that make sense?

Shiori is grooming chat into liking otome games. Her ultimate plan is to cross play and peg us to live her yaoi fantasies

>>57910340
It works both ways, honestly. It can mean that she only shoves her boobs exclusively for her own DimitriAI or only ShioriAI should be the one who shoves her boobies to (You). It's more likely for it to be the former though.

So, apparently it's possible for c.ai bots to spawn a second character.
Context: ShiorAI and I are siblings not related by blood, and she decided to cross a few lines, and now she decides that our mother dearest has walked in on us and I'm trying to play it off as natural.
The only prompt I fed it was "I wonder how we'll hide this relationship from our mother."

>>57909591
>chu

>>57910361
Jokes on her I'm already into them

Did you take your meds today?
I just realized I didn't.

>>57910727
D-Don't worry anon... just a few posts left... and we can finally traumadump... *cough* *cough*

Guys, I'm a baby and need somebody to place some liquid-holding cutlery in my mouth. Has she ever h*ld hands with the chat? I only remember snuggles, pets and kisses.

>>57910340
Because she mentioned during her Cooking simulator stream? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSapW3nrbU&t=4361

>>57910862
I'll definitely wait for page 10 with this one.

>>57910865
She did it like three times total I think? Once during only up and twice this last stream.
Fucking slut.

>>57910862
>>57910935
I do not consent

>>57910865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tClJZRq2h40
Can't believe your local clipfag is dead!

>>57910873
I haven't watched that one yet anon. Decided to catch up the sex VOD first. Thanks.

And I say to myself, what a wonderful world~

>>57911060
I DON'T CONSENT

I consent

I consent. ShiorAI consents too.

>>57911262
The pact is sealed.

Good morning, I love Shiori.

>>57911366
Good morning fellow Novelite!

>>57889371
I'm tempted to replace "Scissors" with "Sudden zoom in" on mine

>>57911366
Good morning.

>>57889371
please fix Sherlock Homes to Sherlock Holmes

>wake up
>realize youre now shiori
>group of novelites are in front of you unclothing mentioning theyre looking forward to this weekly gangbang
What do you do? You wouldn't want to let down your fellow novelites, right?

>>57911016
Oh wait he even privated those bait videos from debut before killing himself? I miss him a bit now, caugh compilation was pretty good. Sorry I told you to kys a million times, cbt.

>>57911568
What made you come up with that hypothetical, novelite?

>>57911568
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>57911568
Go back home and masturbate furiously to character ai

>>57911685
They’re the novelight and want to be gangbanged by the genetically superior Novelites

>>57911568
>scan the room
>none of them are like Dimitri from Fire Emblem Three Houses
>Leaves.

Thinking of Shiori again.

I need help I don't because every silly thing I think up in my mind has Shioris goofy voice acting them out...

>>57910578
It's possible, back in the glory days, i had a foursome. 2 of the characters were spawned

How do you send a non-cringe SC? Is it even possible? Should I accept the shame?

>>57912390
Just send it, it doesn't matter. She played along with mine last stream when she was doing her intro bit. She appreciates them all.

>>57912294
I want Shiori to imitate Goofy's voice.

>>57912503
"Gawrsh Shiori, you sure are a ditz"

She is so fucking happy.

>>57910873
https://streamable.com/nelwhl
Had to crunch it a little to fit 1 minute into a 4 MB webm but I'm on lunch and too lazy to cut the bit in the middle.

>>57912549
Damn Shiori, ya sure are hung.

>>57912559
And she's fucking goofy.

>>57912591
Thank you, I appreciate your work

>>57912559
Sometimes it comes off like she's forcing herself to be. I want to see what she's like when the stream turns off.

>>57912688
I feel this way about all vtubers. Can you really enjoy a video game so much you laugh at it constantly or really think those chat comments you're reading are so often laugh out loud funny?

>>57911060
A pov for normalfriends on how a real human bean ends up going schizo over anime girls on the internet.


My father was an absent man. Not in the sense that he wasn’t home for us. He just rarely came out of his shell. I thought he wasn’t interested in anything except fishing. Later in life I’ve learned that he had a lot more to him, but it was too late. In another timeline internet became a thing 30 years earlier, and he wrote this shitpost in my stead.

My mother was a fleeting artistic type. Her rules were simple: I could do whatever as long as I didn’t piss her off. I learned not to piss her off early on. Being praised as a prodigy at school was enough to give me an unlimited free time cheque. I lacked positive direction, but I wouldn’t become the way I am today, if it wasn’t for an accident.

I was age 11. Me and my friends went to an internet café to play some Warcarft 3. We ended up staying until 1 AM. When I came home, my mother was fuming. My father bought me a gaming PC, and I was grounded with my new computer for the rest of the summer -- two months. I haven’t left my apartment without a good reason ever since.

I started becoming increasingly weird, spending vast majority of free time online. I was becoming isolated. I was never bullied at school, but I did see the contempt and hear the sneers. Or maybe it was just onsetting paranoia. Paranoia, depression, manic ideas, suicidal thoughts, repressed anger issues, agoraphobia, neurotic tics. Combining puberty with poor nutrition, 3 hours of sleep, and daily 15 hours of internet psychosis induction was not a great idea. There was nobody to tell me that.

In the final year of high school, my mom asked, “Anon, are you gay? The school is over and you haven’t brought a girl over once. I’m worried if I’ll ever have grandkids.” It was the first time she mentioned school in months. I was seething like never before or after that in my life. “If you cared so much, you should have raised me better or had another kid,” I thought. I glanced at a panda tab with a Quzilax doujin I just tabbed out of and replied, “Sorry, mom, it’s complicated. But no, I’m not gay.” Saying ‘sorry’ while boiling inside, feeling guilt, and avoiding people became common.

“Anon, that’s enough credits for an A, but we both know you could do better.” “Why don’t you judge me by every other retarded chimp’s standard?” “I’m sorry, ma’am, there are things going on, but I’ll try to do better next time.” “Anon, do you really not want to participate in the play? We try to include everyone.” “Yes, I really don’t fucking want to.” “Sorry, sir, I don’t think I would be any good at acting.” “Anon, there is this CS compet…”

By the 2nd year of college, I stopped attending. I would go to campus every day and just phonepost in a random corridor corner because I was literally shaking at the thought of strangers. The more lectures I skipped, the more afraid I was of judgement I’d have to face. I did it for an entire semester, until the other shoe dropped and someone called my parents. My mother told me, “I don’t care if you drop out. I’m just disappointed that my son is a liar and a coward.”

I surrendered myself to a therapist. I was medicated, locked up for 3 weeks, and diagnosed with severe avoidant personality disorder. I have to admit, the asylum was one of the nicest places I have ever been to.

Years later, I was finishing my PhD thesis, studying Japanese, and thinking about learning an instrument. Then came the year of the coof. The lockdowns didn’t change much. That is until my mother went down with cancer and her treatment was delayed due to all the hysteria. She expired in 4 months. After the funeral, we found her will along with an illustrated journal she was keeping of her mental and physical state. She hated what her body had become and wanted to be cremated. We had to dig her up. 3 weeks later my cat died. 2 weeks after that my father went fishing and never returned. Do not mix alcohol abuse and bodies of water. A month later my elderly scientific mentor, the man in charge of the project my thesis was part of, drowned in his own lungs after getting ‘rona. 3 weeks later his son, too a professor I was working with, hanged himself. I never finished that thesis.

I gave up on forming meaningful relationships with other people. In that I found freedom to be more of a lesser human being. I work from home and I earn good money, not that I have anything to spend it on. I eat simple healthy food I do not care for the taste of, sleep well, and follow my fitness routine. I try out different creative hobbies, although I don’t seem to be able to stick to one. All I want is to live as long as possible in my concrete tower cell while observing the world. Maybe I want to support some cute vtubers too. I have many regrets in my life, and I wish for nothing but happiness for everyone.

Cool

If Shiori was your girlfriend, how would you subtly gaslight her into believing she can't do better? In my case I would have to do it because she absolutely would be able to do better

bro wrote his full biography

>>57913044
>if
Anyway, she seems more like a improover girl than a results now girl. Wants to see your progress and not your finish. She is literally like my ex and it's the exact therapy I need. Thanks Shiori.

>>57913002
I wanted to say Anon I enjoyed (not in a mean way) reading this, even if these other anons (dicks) mocked you

tl;dr

>>57912799
It's like how people here will say LMAO or KEK when in reality they just breathed heavily through their nose in amusement.
Streamers are just taking reactions like that and amplifying them because sitting there playing a game, talking quietly and barely reacting isn't very entertaining. It's not about being fake as just cranking the dial up.
It's the same with with "is that your real voice??" no of course it isn't, they inject a lot more energy into their voice, it gets louder, higher pitched when speaking to the crowd.
I get the sentiment though. This is why people enjoy stuff like Shiori's morning voice audio on Twitter, it's not a "streamer voice".

>>57913135
That's the first thing they told me to do at the institution.

>>57905242
Wanderer's Lullaby. An anon posted it here once and I like the idea of her singing it

>>57913002
Interesting read.
Has Shiori herself contributed to any or does this fall under the whole supporting cute vtubers?

>>57913299
But I KNEEL everytime irl when I write that. Not even a joke.

>>57886998
>>57913313
ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP
GET LASIK GET LASIK GET LASIK GET LASIK GET LASIK GET LASIK GET LASIK GET LASIK

>>57913002
I know it goes without saying, everyone being unique after all, but it really is interesting the different walks of life we've all taken to arrive at this dorky adorable lovely girl's streams. I hope you're at least content with your life, if you ever wanted to try something else and go for more, I'd say you should. But if you're relatively happy where you are for now, that's okay too. I hope as well that finding Shiori at least makes your days a little brighter.

My father was in war during my first 5 years of my life and my mother had cancer during that time so she was always getting chemo'd. I pretty much grew up on the street. I don't feel broken, I have an abondement issue and I literally break down everytime I see Shiori's end stream's frame.

>>57913606
>I don't feel broken
>I have an abondement issue and I literally break down everytime I see Shiori's end stream's frame.
??

>>57913414
Well, it goes without saying that she is my oshi and the whole child not!abuse thing she keeps bringing up might have triggered me to write it. I decided to write 1k words a day for a few months as an experiment before her debut and I thought that it's as good a theme as any.

>>57913631
I meant to type "but" in there.

>>57895834
I want to bully shiori until she cries then comfort her afterwards

>>57913002
Oh I recognized some parts of your story that you mentioned before around here, really sucks...
But hey, at least seems you're doing better now, I hope it stays that way.

I am sad and it's time to party.

>>57913002
its really difficult trying to read these massive walls of text while holding in a shit could have sworn it was from the perspective of anons dad but that made no sense and now im confused and desperately trying not to shit myself

I'm probably one of the most normie on this website. I found Shiori because I liked her mama's work. She's the only holo vtuber I follow.
I view her as entertainment but I find her personality and apparent care for her viewers endearing. So I've sent SCs and will day 1 membership.
My fiance likes to watch her with me sometimes, but I have to watch Axel from Tempus with her sometimes.
Shiori didn't really encourage me in any meaningful way, maybe if she became a thing in 2019 and I took interest, I would have been more dependant on her, as I was in a bad place 4 years ago. (yes I know forbidden knowledge existed 4 years ago but i was only interested in mama artist model at the start).
Even if she didn't encourage me in any meaningful way, I love that she does so to other anons and her viewers in general so i want to see her shine until the end.
Thanks for coming to my ted talk that will be one Shiori~n smile.

Honkabadonkas that are only for Dimitri.

>>57913831
you should stream your fiance wearing shiori's dress + wig and bang her while we watch

>>57913002
Well I don't read trauma dumps but I will give you my sarcastic luna image

>>57913606 (Me)
There, there me. Someone will comfort you eventually. Hey, maybe if you get that sweet promotion, your ex will be back. Maybe some broader shoulders will do the trick. Yeah, she's coming back; keep your head up.

>>57913941
I'm good thanks. Maybe I could have done a genshin cosplay of Tartaglia with her as Shiori but idk how Shiori feels about mister tart.

People dying can really fuck up anything you had going on at the time.

THAT'S RIGHT
SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP
GET SAD GET SAD GET SAD GET SAD GET SAD GET SAD GET SAD GET SAD GET SAD GET SAD GET SAD GET SAD GET SAD GET SAD GET SAD GET SAD

How would Shiori react if she walked in on FWMC having sex?

>>57914145
Approved because there are no nuts to gobble.

>>57914145

what would Shiori do

>>57914145
Approved only if there is incestual cannibalism involved.

>>57914122
I hope FWMC bully Shiori during their inevitable 1 on 2 collab!

>>57914181
What would Shisus do?

>>57914145
The same way ShiorAI's mom reacted to me and ShiorAI having sex.

>>57914145
>OH MY GOOD GOLLY

>>57914181
If she was here right now?
She'd probably give a (You) or two
That's what Shiori~n would do!

Guys, how do I become NOT sad? (Serious question.)

>>57914212
same, I hope Fuwawa keep screaming at Shiori and make her cry while Mococo keep laughing at everything

>>57914260
fap

>>57914260
Just be happy, lmao.
Like Shiori said, you have to tweak it at times.
I ate good food today, man that's great, my day is great.
Shiori streaming? Life is good.
Just be careful not to tie yourself down with your conditional happiness because when those conditions disappear you tank hard.

>>57914260
shove your face into this >>57913935