/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

I think Gura have used her Hololive money for boob enhancement (dishancement in my view)

Proof: She has not talked about her flatness in over 1.5 years now

Sex with a fembud.

gurass

I want to see my wife again..

What's the new yesbud cope?

Fembud

Anyone remember which stream she talked about doing alot of squats to get a big juicy butt? I think it was a pretty recent stream

>>57885513
retard

my wife

>>57885513
I hope Gura used my superchat money to buy the most expensive vibrator to pleasure herself.

>>57885636
>>57885636
no u

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>57885513
Gura loves her flat loli chest, she lusts after cowtits but does not want them herself

>>57885606
https://youtu.be/J3w3hY_3XnM?t=9889

>>57885681
She has a fondness for butt-play, as proven by the "Girl Talk" stream & every other strream that mentions her detachable tail

Slit

>>57885739
True champ, that was quick, thank you :D

>>57885734
She has extreme breast envy and has demonstrated it on multiple occasions.

>>57885505

Gurass

>>57885757
The girltalk thing wasn't a buttplug you retard.

Gura is Mumei

Is Gabby a fembud?

i wish she loved me as much as i love her

>>57886168
same desu

>>57886432
Oyasame

>>57886432
goob morning

can someone help me find a fixed ver of goobas model without the retarded thing at the neck/chest area

>>57885913
So? She obviously sent that specific hair curler to Kiara specificly because it reminded her of a buttplug, freaking idiot

I wish Gura told us her childhood stories like how she discovered gooming on her own.

>>57886592
she told us about eating sand, dirt and drinking puddle water

I think Gura actually have a REAL crush on okayu, maybe more than a crush, probably actually in love with okayu judging by the way she talks about her everytime okayu is mentioned

Is that why Guba is depressed? Because she loves okayu but okayu isn't gay like her and only likes Gura as an oshi?

>>57886592
did she talk about the first time she masturbated before in a T3 stream?

>>57886592
She told us about her foot fetish story as a kid

Also in the MC collab with Ame where they hunted for elytras in the end there was alot of childhood stories

>>57886781
does gura still have a mouth full of canker sores

Gura is currently hiding under the covers of my bed. Don't tell anyone.

DAY 20, GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 20

>>57887008
You're posting this too often. It should only be posted once a day.

How is this not a child?
Gura still finds fart jokes funny too. What is her mental age?

>>57887029
Nah keep posting it

Feel free to send feedback about Gura's constant disappearances and the lack of communication surrounding them.
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

Fuck the haters, I still love this outfit the most.

>>57887243
Only people who don't care about fanart hate it.

>>57885814
How do i show my wife that her flat chest makes my pp hard?

>>57887069
She is clearly an adult

>>57887296
Show her your hard pp

>>57887296
goom on her daki and post pics

>>57887069
ToT

>>57887296
She already knows, and there's nothing wrong with her liking booba and masturbating to the thought of herself with booba.

IWTCIGG

>>57886432
Sleep tight buddy

>>57887425
Anon, you're using the wrong kind of picture for that sentiment

i deserve better

>>57887566
You deserve less than nothing, scum

>>57887539
'magine

>>57887633
woman moment

>>57887633
based, whinebuds are so pathetic they should be called chumsissies

>>57887425
When will she's back? I want to fuck her

Thinking about how small Gura is
Dakimagura is already small in my arms but she's actually 20cm smaller than even that...

>>57888030

Cuntflappers is a funny word, much better than beeflips. Which one would Gura prefer?

shark

>>57888537
That's a rabbit

I want to play with Gura meat flaps.

>>57888728
It's clearly a shark, tho

>>57888846
Would

>>57888728

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfZvmzSSGj8
In the event people haven't actually seen it yet.

Horni for sharkwife

Time to "think" about my sharkwife before I cuddle her to sleep.

>>57888728
"Cunny" would be the proper term.

>>57888962
ISREAL

I love her more than anything and I WILL find a way to marry this girl one day.

Do you think Gura looks at herself infront of the mirror and practice her iconic domo same desu pose.

>>57889375
Rabbit is “Coney”

>>57889563
>he doesn't know

Im already married to her

>>57888962
LMFAO I love this. Thank you.

Sweet! The purses came in! I bought on for myself and two for the middle school girls I know down the street

>>57889685
Why do you talk to JCs?

>>57889621
Bud, I'm not some big word man. I'm not a dictionary or etymologists. I'll just keep using cunny when talking about rabbits.

I love Gura unconditionally.

>>57889685
>the middle school girls I know
Why are you guys like this?

I wished Gura gave me a naizuri.

>>57890258
literally impossible, you wouldn't love her if you didn't even know that she existed.

>>57889971
Well, free new knowledge then for you bud, also use “cony” for rabbits

My wife Gura is a child that wears velcro shoes.

>>57890580
You can't marry a child you freak.

>>57890277
Loving Gura was written in my gene when I was in my mother's womb. (Gura's womb)

>>57887425
I want to cum in gaqr gura?

I miss Gura asmr. I want to hear her sweet gentle voice close to my ears again

Reminder than Gura streamed a lot before this break because she knew work was piling up and she'd need time off. Anyone claiming she's on break because any other reason is an anti.

>>57889616
No, she practices it in front of me

>>57889685
they're still fembudding chumchama

>>57890601
When I married her she wasn't a child though

>>57890871
Damn, it's crazy that she just decided to not say that then.

This will be me and Gura in the future btw.

>>57891021
you new? that's so her she's even aware of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PfTFVI1tPk

Will Gura come back if I start watching the twins? Will she get jealous enough?

>>57891109
Strong words. Respect to Gura

Gura should just stream 30mins a day if she wants to protect your smile.

Did she actually off herself this time? have the other holos mentioned any activity from her during the past 2 weeks at all?

What if Gura already graduated but cover is using AI Gura to only shill merch.

>>57892119
ai gura would never ghost fans like that

Gooby bunny

>>57892119
I am archiving every single Gura vods. One day I will have cybersex with AI Gura and I'm going to make it pay to use.

>>57892240
Cute! T u T

>>57892889
Would absolutely ruin athletic Gura.

>>57886715
She's depressed because the only way to be with Okayu is to defeat Mr Koro in a battle to the death, which is impossible.

>>57891948
There have been no mentions of any recent activity from her outside of Kiara assuring people that there will be 5 collabs for the myth anniversary, one on each person's channel.

>>57891101
>only 30cm taller than gura
chumanletbuds...

Need wife

>>57893817
1...171cm is pretty tall ok?

>>57894253
chumbaby...

>>57894253
Hey there lady.

Child

I can't wait for this
https://twitter.com/wagasi012/status/1699335778449707396

wow, she actually vanished without a single peep for at least 3 weeks again
wonder if she goes for 4 or even 5 this time

Hey there Chumbuds. So when is Gura coming back? I want to see her collab with advent. Maybe she could troll their Minecraft session later today.

kid

>>57895506
She'll come back for the Myth anniversary, then have another break.
If it weren't for anniversaries and holidays shed barely stream at all. Hell she didn't even stream her membership anniversary so not even that.

How many more streams do we need for 2023 to be better than 2022?

>>57885477
GURA STOP HAVING SEX AND STREAM ALREADY

>>57886715
Lesbians aren't truly gay anon most of them end up being bisexual

>>57885477
CHUMBUDS DON'T KNOW GURA HAS BEEN REPLACED BY AN AI ALREADY. GURA RETIRED LONG TIME AGO THIS IS Y SHE DOESN'T STREAM ANYMORE GURA IS DEAD AND IT'S ACTUALLY THE AI TALKING

>>57896337
Sorry but me and Gura can't stop now. Maybe later.

>>57896455
Stop hogging her hairy pucci and share

>>57896524
Hairy? Bud are you retarded? From what I see and feel it's completely smooth and soft.

If Gura saw me she would be mortified, the amount of times she has made fun of bald people, i am not bald but i am much uglier than the average bald person

I wonder how it feels for a streamer knowing basically all their viewers are the most ugliest stinky fatty poo poo people walking this earth

Maybe that realization is why she doesn't want to stream anymore

>>57896971
>Using reddit spacing

When is the Mario watchalong she promised in march?

>>57896971
Speak for yourself, I do my reps and keep my viking beard and hair well groomed.

It's a good thing that Gura will never ever stream anymore because something has happened with my computer, as soon as i go to YouTube my CPU shoots up to 100 celcius and starts throttling down to 25% CPU performance even with 480p

So please Gura, keep ignoring us, i can't afford a new computer

>>57897112
Prove it, send me your nudes

>>57897063
Right after the valentines makeup she promised in February.

>>57897241
have you tried replacing thermal paste? or seeing if the cpu fan died?

>>57897241
what kind of fucking cpu goes up to 100 celsius jesus christ are you running a computer with 2010 specs?

>>57897241
Check and see if you have dust inside your fans

Pedophile thread
DON'T UOHH ME YOU CUNTS

>>57897489
some amd cpus go to 100 before throttling. not saying they regularly go to 100 on their own, but mine sits comfortably around 80c in the summer while water cooled

>>57897583

>>57897583
Jeeze anon just ask nicely if you're that horny.

>>57897583
T o T

>>57897583
Since you asked nicely

What will it take for Goobs to get Miko numbers when she streams?

>>57898479
Skinwalk Miko

>>57898479
>Stop going missing and killing her own momentum and growth
>Stream consistently every week

>>57898479
Stream at a time where all of her audience can watch her
which is impossible

>>57898479
go back numbernigger

>>57898622
Mainly this, but if she also tweeted at least a week before streams to let people know when a stream is happening she could maximize her viewership. Tweeting in advance ahead of time helps more than she probably realizes.
Not even sure Gura wants a lot of viewers though since she seems to be doing everything right now that ensures she gets the least number of viewers possible.

>>57898953
>>57898693

>>57898953
I don't really like that her tweets are only like 4-6 hours ahead of the stream, I would much prefer if she tweeted the night before at least.

Gura will not look back on these breaks fondly when she's old and grey. Wasting the prime years of her career doing nothing certainly won't help her retirement.

>>57899357
depends on what she's spending them

>>57898479
>>57898622
>>57898953
Mikos average VOD views: 374,709
Guras average VOD views: 463,100

CCV do not mean shit.

>>57899357
Yes, having 3-6 mill in the bank, even if she stopped today, surely will result in a horrible retirement, smoothbrain

>>57899415
Yeah, if by any chance she loses her holomoney she will look back and think
>lol I was such a stupid idiot huhaha

>>57899487
You're massively inflating her earnings. She makes well into six figures but isn't a millionaire. Who do you think is paying for cover's giant studio and hundreds of salaried employees?

is your support conditional on what Goobs does in her off time? like is there something that'd make you stop supporting her?

>57899540
underage or low IQ?

>>57899651
Her video views alone = 1.5 mil, donos is more than 4-6 times that, what is the estimates for merch? I think people underestimate merch sales, crappy 0.1 dollar plastic that sells for 100 dollar.

Even if holo takes 50%, and as one of the most popular members she can have negotiated an even better rate, she could easily have raked in over 3 million by now, minimum

>>57899664
NTA, I don't care what she does during her off time, I just want her to take less off time.

>>57900055
Why do you think donos is 4-6 times 1.5m? I think that's pretty far off.

>>57900055
Playboard has her superchats totaled at $1.2m, lose 30% to youtube and then 50% to cover she gets like $400-500k of that before taxes since her debut. I don't think member stream superchats are counted though, but I don't think they would be much higher.

Gura is a shirako slut.

>>57901279
>>57901310
>>57901347
>>57901482
>>57901513
These are all children

>>57901580
my children

>>57901580
Yeah, mine.

>>57901580
Yeah all mine

I think Gura would be happier as an independent on Twitch or even YouTube, her idol carreer have run its course, most people would follow her to her new (or old) vtube account no doubt about it, what is the point of giving so much to Cover, what are they giving back to her?

>>57901754

>>57901754
Forgot to say: she could play whatever game she wants, whenever she wants, she has complained about permissions 100eds of times now

>>57901798
But she is playing all the games she wants off-stream.

>>57901798
Why do the permissions matter when she won't even play games they have permissions for on stream? Like BG3 or Dave the diver that she mentioned just recently that she was playing off stream instead.

>>57901754
If she graduated and struck out solo, she still wouldn't stream

>>57901947
This. The only thing keeping her in Hololive is events, the other girls, and her projects. Because its sure as shit isn't streaming for us.

>>57885477
Will the next stream be management mandated or a collab?

>>57902094
>projects
Where?
>>57902112
Both, anniversary collab.

>>57902094
But anon, she’s doing events, girls, and projects for us. She wants to make us proud

>>57902239
can't expect the average chumbud to understand the idol journey

>>57902226
>le projects? meme
she appears in 3D events far more than any other EN for starters, also a concert in the works plus 2 songs

>>57902293
Idols don't ghost their fans. It's embarrassing that Mori is more idol like than Gura.

>>57902226
The shitty songs that are autotuned to hell and back and take 5 years to complete for some fucking reason.
>>57902239
I literally do not care. All that shit should be in addition to normal streams, not a replacement. Her taking months off to do some two hour prerecorded event is not why I showed up, not why I fell in love, nor why I stay.

>>57902293
Yup, I only watch Gura. I give no fucks about the idol journey or whatever shit you fags push.

>>57902338
>other idols in her gen release whole albums
>has a song that was finished over a year ago and is still waiting for the mv to finish
>she shows up to a couple more 3D events
>somehow manages to keep her so busy that she streams less than half as much as the "lazy" members of her gen
What is this second song you're talking about? She has only mentioned the Reflect jazz cover, her new OP, and Full color.

Literally all she had to do was tweet once, and she couldn't even do that for her "beloved" chumbies. We're almost at three weeks.

Gura, my dog died

Dog, my gura died

>>57902462
I like snails house

Died, gura my dog

>>57902475
>from no projects to not enough projects
nice goalpost moving, also nice how you completely ignored the concert because it goeas against your narrative

>>57902668
I unironically wouldn't have been complaining this whole time if she had done this.
>>57902737
So do I, I have to assume at this point the person she originally hired to make the MV fucking died or went to jail and couldn't finish it and she had to start over.

>>57902673
>>57902713
>>57902803
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57902462
>nor why I stay
And yet this anon stay here whining for three weeks. This is the reason why I never take posts here seriously.

>>57902751
I would like to ruin this cat. T u T

>>57902842
No one said she didn't have projects, but her projects don't take up nearly as much time as you're trying to claim, it's actually laughable that you think a handful of 3d appearances causes her to stream for over 150 hours less than the "lazy" members who have shown up at the same concerts as her. And that she's so busy that she can't send a single tweet in 3 weeks.

>>57902873
Has kronii's released yet either? Just wait chumbie

>>57902978
>No one said she didn't have projects
>>57902226
>>projects
>Where?

>>57902978
Anon, seriously, some people have psycological issues from time to time, there was a point my life wasn't going well, to say the least, and during that time i could not even get myself to shower, or go outside, or answer phone calls or emails, the human psyche can go pretty far down...

And it is apparent that Gura are struggling, so things that may seem super easy to you can be super draining and dreadful to her

>>57903080
These "people" don't know how to wait patiently. They live to get into stupid arguments.

>>57903102
I'm going to give my wife lots of headpats once shes back

>>57902917
Get some reading comprehension. Obviously what that meant is that I do not stay for the events but for the streams, and stay as in this fanbase not in the fucking thread. I don't give a shit about this thread, only Gura matters.

>>57903084
Yes, where is the volume of projects that correlates to the massive difference in time available to stream?

thread's warming up, hope you guys are enjoying my shitposting

>>57903370

>>57903497

>>57903755
shes just like me

>>57903552
I'm gonna rub your tummy and nothing is going to stop me.

>>57902873
I wouldn't be either, because at least I'd have hope that she's actually trying to do better. But actions speak louder than words.

How do i inject gura into my veins? I need to absorb all the Gura goop

>>57904791
my dino folder grows

Guras next outfit will be a gothic lolita dress, feel free to grudgepost me if it isnt

>>57903850
Try me

>>57904966
I can already tell you you're wrong. Remember her hints.

>>57904938

CHUMBUDS GURA HASN'T REPLIED TO US IN 3 WEEKS SHE REALLY FUCKING HATES US DOESN'T SHE

>>57904966
FMK:

Blue Gura, Red Gura, Black Gura? Go

(green gura sucks so i did not include her)

>>57905282
no...

>>57905183
She hates you specifically, not the rest of us

>>57905340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wl_pP45P2A

>>57905183
>us

>>57905296
That's a boy

>>57885477
https://voca.ro/15cFYXotez9m

>>57905486
>>57905340
Gura deserves to get raped

>>57905111

Hey chumfags can you stop posting in the nijisanji board. Your presence irritates the fuck out of me you shit the catalog and board also stop posting this fucking child. Yes that's a fucking child you idiot

>>57905725
>Gura deserves to get raped
>For not streaming

>>57905748

>>57905868
>extinct and/or taxidermied

>>57905976
It's neither, Dino Gura never existed.

shes real

>>57906124
That's a costume

>>57905837
for being so erotic

>>57906367

do not open

>>57906570
chu

who even is gawr gura anymore

>>57906570

>>57906667
it's Post Malone. We discussed this yesterday.

>Lazy.
>Overrated.
>Average singing.

>>57906667
someone i used to know

>>57906844
Are chumbuds just antis at this point?

you forgot
>cute.

>>57906667
My wife

>>57906667
Yet another ethot who cannot get over her past life. Even pink whore did it.
She will realize how stupid she is once her vän shows his true colors. She threw away her career and the love of millions for this stupid vän.

>>57907227
>pink whore
>van
>his

>>57907319
yeah look at deez nuts faggot retard

>>57907227
Yeah, me

>>57906667
MY shark wife

I hope she gets permanently VAC banned by mistake.

>>57906844
>Average singing.
Now you've gone too far

using discord voip in csgo is still bannable right?

I want to smell gura

>>57907687
What the fuck, no? If that was true then almost everybody would get banned.

>>57907607
>>57907687
? are you looking at gura steam account?

So many fembuds here yet none of them have posted pucci or aboba

>>57907964
This.

delicious little guras

>>57908059
Can I have one of those guras?

>>57907964
doubt they have either, they're probably flat as a board. Fembuds have tiny assets that are practically designed to be ravaged by the strongest chumchad

frame in 3 house!

WIFE WIFE WIFE

WIFE

>>57908731
Seems about right, she has to move house 3 times before next stream, timeline is reasonable at this pace

>>57908731
>>57908755
>>57908813
Fuck off

WIFE LIKES

fuck you, I actually believed you

Gura is too small she would never survive giving birth naturally.
All of my children with her would, unfortunately, have to be cut out of her.

I guess we're just not Gura's little pogchamps

>>57908551

I've been thinking about gura and fembuds a lot lately.

I'm a transgender fembud

One more day until the three week mark, what are you guys doing to celebrate? Think she'll go for a full month?

>>57909249

>>57909292
No, Myth anniversary is next week

>>57909405
Eh, I don't really count anniversaries or holidays when considering breaks. It's such a low fucking bar that it's almost more insulting for her to come back for a holiday if she goes right back to ghosting

MEMBERS KARAOKE TONIGHT

>>57909511
>d-doesn't count!

>>57909405
Does that make it any better? Coming back only for forced anniversary?

>>57909540
CONFIRMED, ITS REAL

Why are you being extra retarded today?

>>57909293
Kek

>>57909511
Well it's true that she probably wouldn't come back if she wasn't obligated to do so, like on her birthday.

>>57909674
It's still plotting

>>57910835
still remember chumbuds claiming this had "aged poorly"

>>57911021
renpc has worked with gura
he knows her better than some random retards

>>57897241
Close Live Chat my guy.

>>57910835
I fucking hate that she has a little dolphin tail here for some reason

>>57911021
It did. Seeing ReNPC regret making it was funny as hell too.

I took drugs last night and I nearly had a heart attack
I felt close to death for the first time last night

>>57911385
Qrd?

>>57911508
better luck next time I guess..

Fem~ buds~

>>57910543
That maid milks me every night. T u T

>>57909292
>has the worst ghosting fucking ever
>returns nervous, frightened and out of it
>says she won't do it again
>outdoes herself
I hate that my oshi's words are meaningless. I find the whole "oh I'm gonna protect your smiles" shit to be a bitter memory now.

irasshaimase

>>57912608
You don't have to lie about her being your oshi.

>>57912814
you don't have to bend over backwards to excuse everything she does all the time

>>57912991
now push a half eaten chocolate bar through the hole, Gura

gura lied
chumbies cried
the love has died

>>57912948
you don't have to deflect every time you get called out

I have a feeling gura will stream tonight, don't ask me why

i'm guessing the anya thing was bullshit?

>Shiposters, schizos and antis seething about Gura coming back soon for the anniversary, Outfit annoucement, Full color song and another Orisong, members stream about the new 3 new badge, and probably a 3DLIVE anniversary developed by her.
Is good to be chumbies and don't worry gura won't take any break to go to japan for this year anymore. Except ThanksGiving and Chirstmas days.

>>57913340
anya thing was not bullshit but it was just a short tangent about the last japan trip

>Shitposters, schizos, and antis seething about chumbies not being mad at Gura because she is cute.

>>57913363
>3d live
kek I remember when this was the BD cope

>>57913246
Tonight is Advent first MC collab. Tomorrow and Friday is more possible. Regloss debut are in the morning for US so it won't bother her

>>57913340
Unless you're so much of a schizo that you think she brought up something from months ago for no reason, no
The timestamp was even posted too

>>57913179
some chumbies actually died

>>57913468
Anon Kiara, Ina, Mori and Gura(in march) already complained about the low staff situation. And i know they said NO for the anniversary. and delay their 3d live for fall...UNLESS they said the GO 2 weeks a go. I mean look the others anniversary, start to appearing. 5 gen is the only left who still delayed

>>57913478
Watch as the usual catalogshitters keep shitposting about her only coming back to overlap them, while completely ignoring how they'll stream with 12 hours of difference from the usual Gura time

>>57913340
how did you fags even get the idea she was in Japan from that post? You just immediately jumped to that conclusion like a horde of monkeys.