/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I like your thread, it is very silly

Lemme see your tight little boyhole, Sapling

>>57837036
thankyou for the silly thread sapling, hope your day is well :)

>>57837036
Pretty cute

>>57837036
Cute!
I'm still napping
Waiting for fauna

I love saplings!
I like to heat their cries!
Take my seed you seedslut!
You're getting fertilized!

>>57837325
https://files.catbox.moe/v15gxb.png
Uuuu... Ok risuner...
What are you doing down there

It's convenient when they all gather together in one place.

>>57839910
God this drawfag has made me cum so many times, I love it.

>>57839994
did you rename that or did kay yu actually let "nursing handjob" through

>>57840067
The default names are what you'd expect out of a typical username. DanWanker69 or some shit. I always change them

Wheres mama kirin?
A week without updates

I think you should add "and" at the end of the third line so that it fits the number of syllables from the original. Not sure how to add one more syllable to "dig me up."

>>57837036
Wow! So cute!

Cute!

squeeb

>>57839997
You're...you're cumming? God that's hot, I ... it's so hot I...I'm cumming!!!

cute!

>>57839288
>>57839464
>>57840747
>>57841135
Awwww, you're all so sweet!
Being called cute feels so good, especially coming from other cute saplings like yourselves...

>>57840552
I'm assuming she travelled home, but took several days off the grid beforehand just to throw us off so no one could guess exactly when she went

>>57840284
I got one who's called Loli power and it was his default name

I love Fauna!

I want Fauna to bare her breasts to me so I can suck on one of her nipples while my head lays on her soft squishy thighs. I want her to slowly jerk me off while I suck and whisper words of encouragement while she does it. I want her to notice my restlessness as I get closer to climax, speeding her hand up and telling me to let it out. I want her to call me a good boy as she squeezes out the last bits of my man nectar all over my lower stomach.
I want Fauna to give me a nursing handjob.

I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want.
I wanna squeeb!
I wanna squeeb!
I wanna squeeba squeeba ah.

>>57842761
Fauna isn't here, will I do?

>>57843062
Not the mama!

>>57843062
Stranger danger! Stranger danger!

>>57843062
Sorry, I can't receive a nursing handjob from an inanimate talking orb.

>>57843062
Dont you have lolis to defile

>>57843042
Now this is a good meme

>>57842569
Th-thank you! You're right, it does feel good! But saying it felt so natural, hard to resist when mama made us all so pretty!
>>57842739
It warms my heart she thanked saps specifically

Why do saplings seem so gay
I don't even mean it in an insulting way, you just all come across very effeminate
Did Fauna make you like this or were you this way already

>>57844509
I'm a sapling but I don't associate with this "pretty little sapling" feminization fetish play. They can be fags if they like though, I'm sure Risuposter is around to make them feel like a little girl.

>>57844509
The base avatar for the Saplings is Fauna, a female Vtuber, so naturally (ha) most shitposts are going to read with a girl voice. Personally my headcanon for Saplings is that they're genderless and sound like Toad from the Mario franchise.
...but somewhere along the way Sapling shitposts ended up making everyone horny, but what can you really do.
We're not bad, we're just squeebed that way.

>>57837036
Are you guys okay?

>>57844509
>Did Fauna make you like this or were you this way already
I was already feminine before I met Fauna. I don't identify as gay or anything, I just like being girly
Fauna makes me feel happy and confident. She inspires me to have fun and be myself

>>57837036
Threads like these are honestly welcome amongst the ocean of bitter and vile hatred that is the catalog

>>57845006
It would be weird if they were.

>>57843473
That's not a stranger that uncle Rando. Uncle Noire's brother. They're both sex pests.

>>57844030
>hard to resist
You know what else is hard to resist?
Chu~

Bunch of men pretending to be girls kissing men pretending to be girls

>>57845970
Saplings X Rosebuds is my favorite fandom crackship

>>57845970
It's like I'm back in VRChat. Maybe saplings should arrange an orgy there and do the arranging in /trash/

>>57846083
I would be open and willing to try befriending a rosebud
What does a rosebud look like?

>>57846092
VR Chat is too stuck up nowadays for any fun.
HOWEVER
It could be like Ugandan Knuckles back in the day. Just Saplings all over the place uuuing.

>>57846244
If anything they've gotten less stuck up over time. Official stance on VR fucking changed from "You're not allowed (but if we don't know we can't ban you)" to "It's fine if you aren't exposing strangers to it".

>>57837325
w-why do you wanna see that? it's so embarrassing >///<

>>57846745
VRChat is a haven for unironic pedos since most quest users are 14 year olds.

>>57837036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RMVJTLZOzQ

I am enjoying my daily dose of healing

>>57847866
Sounds like a public world problem

>>57846083
Well well well post a shark and then suddenly pull out a wose who would of guessed, the answer is me that's who, little queer I can sense you lurking ready to post your whore here

>>57848356
I don't even watch her streams but I read this in her voice

>>57845136
Based. Fauna helped me to be more open about liking cute things and not minding girly things more. I'm not gay or anything either. The furthest I've gotten was considering cosplaying as Fauna one day though.

>>57837036
get back in your hole sapling, you're not allowed to come out until fauna streams

>>57848676
Be a good sapling and be just like your Mommy. You must /become/ Fauna, sapling.

>>57837036
Saplings too good for not your friend fauna

>>57847866
was it always like that? I just tried opening it on my pc cause no money to VR and some of the first interactions was some unironic kids screaming at eachother and some black kid/teenager in another world calling other people fags and shit who were there just chilling there. any good populated worlds to avoid this? or should i try some other program instead?
.t not a sapling, I'm just passing by

>>57851149
Instructions unclear, my hair turned blue
>>57851925
You need to find a friend group of non-faggy children to hang out with. It's very hard to do this from public words but you may get lucky. My biggest recommendation is find worlds that aren't quest compatible, it filters 99% of children.

>>57852128
I would prefer them to not be children at all and I will take your advise in the quest thing, didn't think about that, thank you

>>57853588
Worded that poorly, I was implying all the quest children are fags. But yeah, Quest incompatibility is the key. Bonus points if your avatar is also Quest incompatible without a fallback set, so they just see you as a grey blob that they (hopefully) won't want to interact with.

>>57844793
Fauna is a Lamy, which means that saplings inherited the BECOME gene.

>>57854961
Oh my GOOOOOOOOOD

>>57847756
Because I wanna stick my dick inside it and rub against your prostate until you spray your load all over yourself.

>>57854961
Is it like DBZ where Lamy turns SSJ, and her hair turns green like Broly?

>>57841210
RIP YOUR INNARDS OUT THROUGH YOUR URETHRA

>>57856872
You've christened the thread, this is now an official deranged uuu

S-Sapling-chan... I'm close... let's finish together!

Don't be gay
Fauna doesn't want you to be gay
Be normal

>>57857742
She wore a cow bikini to dissuade this sort of behavior

>>57837036
I'm gonna water you in my cum if fauna doesn't stream tomorrow

>>57857742
Can I fuck a female sapling tho?

You can't be friends though

>>57858033

>>57858005
Yes that's fine, great even
Anything to help move the public perception of saplings away from its current fruity, effeminate standing

>>57858005
only if you fill her up

>>57857225
see you in hell, scum

>>57858005
only if she wears a fauna cosplay. you gotta know for sure that she's a sapling

>>57858700
It's all fun and games until kids start popping out with naturally green hair.

>>57844775
I like to think that a lot of them are just shitposting and they aren't actually gay. Who knows for sure, I don't really mind it because I find it pretty funny.

Sex with futa kirin...

>>57859174
Making her unload on your belly as she rides your dick...

i'm not gonna make it

>>57859293
No...

>>57859293
I'll save this sapling...you just need more water and nutrients!!
If only there was some way to provide both at once...

>>57859542
Piss on him. Now. Or he'll die. Do it. Quick!

>>57859542
>>57859542
brawndo - it's what saplings crave

>>57858364
Ah yes, the Sapling attraction pose. No sapling can resist when Fauna does that pose. The pheromones she releases are so powerful that it causes Saplings to instantly squeeb all over themselves right on the spot the moment they even catch the slightest whiff of her smell. This is why Fauna has the Sapling’s wrapped around her finger so tightly, as the pheromones also have the effect of making whomever smells instantly docile and obedient.

I want to push my nose right up against her crotch and huff that alluring scent all day…

>>57858364
me in the pic

>>57844509
sissy hypo bgm

>>57858364
God I beet Fauna has an absolutely AROMATIC PUSSY GOTTA SNIFFFFF SNIFFFFFF SUFFOCATE ME IN YOUR SWEATY CROTCH AND THIGHS FAUNA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57859035
Am feminine irl, not rp-ing it

>>57860799
snifffff

>>57860526
>>57861188
Honestly I was never a smellfag until this very moment on stream
It flipped something in my brain and now all I want is for the air I breathe to be filtered through Fauna's crotch

>>57862217
...is this contagious? I never understood it until moment

>>57862217
...is this contagious? I never understood it until this moment

>>57863103
I think her pussy may be addictive, even through a png

Fauna is a dog-bowl eating whore but her fans are a sadder bunch then Mori's cuck bunch

>>57863296
There there, it'll be okay. I'll make sure you're immortalised forever. Even when you eventually rope from living in your mud hut I'll ensure you're kept in my collection.

>>57863617
Thank you for your vigilant watch moomposter. I feel safe to squeeb in peace with you around

>>57863296
>then
Oh no...poor jakartaschizo out here ESL seething again.
You LOVE to see it

>>57863617
thank you for your diligent work moomposter

>>57862217
hmm smells like gregnantcy

>>57839994
Mine are all IRyStocrats, but now I'm tempted to do this.

>>57866885
Do half saplings and half IRyStocrats
And then make them kiss

>>57868847
eww, no

someone program a sapling ai who is like OP so I can defile it

>>57868847
Please do this...!

>>57870803
With a decent ai model you only need a few sentences to make a character card. Local 13b’s are good enough for that now

>>57857578
I'll take you up on your offer

Anyone got a ascii fauna for my neofetch config?

>>57872299
Holy based Linux sapling
t. Fedora Linux + emacs sapling

do any fellow sapling have one of those pictures of fauna with dark bags under eyes clippers use for thumbnails? would be appreciated.

>>57864221
Slaplings love abuse, why else would they make a thread about someone who couldn't give less of a shit about them?

>WE ARE NOT FRIENDS
>WE SHOULD NEVER BE FRIENDS

>>57837036
Fauna shouts that you are not her friend

>>57875357
>not a new ip
you're getting sloppy now

Good morning East Asia
Fauna still loves you no matter what

>>57870803
Unironically probably exists already, ask in /wAIfu/

>>57837036
Fauna will never be our friend uuuu

>>57873482
No I don't

>>57860016
>>57859714
Golden kirin nectar...

>>57837036
R

Fauna is for femboys

>>57878160

don't squeeb SUCKS

>>57878960
don't squeeb is a fucking JOBBER
>>57856872
EXPLAIN YOURSELF

Goodnight, saps
Here's hoping for some Fauna tomorrow

>>57880701
goodnight
chu chu <3

>>57878160
Yeah, you

>>57839994
Do squeeeeeeeeb and don't squeeb get along?

>>57881076
don't squeeb steals squeeeeeeeeeeeb's potatoes and guts him like a fish. I have to buy a new squeeeeeeeeeeeb every couple days

>>57881006
:3

I miss mommy

>>57883843
>>57883976
Hey saplings, look at this

>>57851149
That's a fun idea
>Fauna actually lives for about a week before dying
>the most devout Sapling becomes a new Fauna at the end of the week

FAUNA HELP I CANT CONTROL MYSELFFFFF

>>57862217
That's why Fauna is so careful with fanservice. Anything above 5% of her full power already drives saplings insane. If she unleashed 15-20% power even non-saplings would get completely charmed. At 100% you would see riots and news anchors reporting her exploits on national television... while masturbating. You don't want to see that. No one is ready for 100% Fauna.

>>57884203
>>57884104

I am unbelievably hard right now FAUNA WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME

>>57884555
….mommy…….

>>57884502
Lose control.
>>57885098
Fauna knows what's best. Let all your true feelings out, sapling~
>>57885162
Cute. Call out loud for mommy. Let mommy know how good it feels. Allow mommy to take over your mind.

>>57884203
I wish RVC didn't suck ass at reproducing Fauna's voice, I would 100% have AI Fauna jerk off instructions

>>57885526
HypnoFauna just reset my porn schedule :(

>>57884203
>>57884333
>>57884555
>>57885526
Do you have a whole collection of these?

>>57885773
What hypno? There's no hypnosis in there, anon. That guy is posting normal Faunas without any edits.

>>57885773
did you cum anon

>>57884253
Fauna and saplings are one and the same. There’s a reason saplings represent themselves with crying Fauna images. The only explanation is that they are the same.

So many...spirals...the messages...
*slowly reaches out to touch the spiral pictures*
*gets loose wrist cloth caught on the end of a spiral*
Wait, what?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*spins like clothing in a washing machine*

>>57885933
What I posted in this thread is all there is so far, for now.

>>57885950
Typical sapling behavior after watching too many streams

>>57878160
Yeah, me

Sapling threads make me want to masturbate, but they don't make me horny, if that makes sense. Does that make sense?

>>57887064
Feels like I'm wearin' nothin' at all!
Nothin' at all!
Nothin' at all!

>>57845267
That's even worse! Bad touch! Bad touch!

>>57887064
You're starting to awaken to your duties. Fauna requires you to be Cummings at least 70% of the time you're awake.

>>57887064
Makes sense. Give your cum offerings to Fauna

mommy

How many times has Fauna farted audibly on stream? I know of two times but I'm sure there are more

>>57890344
Zero times.
I'm sure you have proof though, next Sapling containment thread?

>>57844509
I see what anons mean by rosebuds are like saplings now...

Mommy's tummy rumbles make me feel funny inside

I can't stop thinking of a Fauna sub-channel where she officially embraces and endorses the lewd and feral fertility cult aspects of Mother Nature...she's not just a kirin, this girl is a succubus...!

>>57890344
It's you who needs to impress Faufau with your own brand. What you need to do is write a letter to Cover telling them it's a gift for Fauna and how much she has changed your life. That aforementioned gift will be a recording of the rankest, most earth shattering, furious fart you can muster.
Every mail recipient at Cover will have to play the recording and have their ears blasted by your butt trumpet. If it's not good enough they'll just think it's a stupid joke and throw your recording into the trash. Your fart will be lost to time.
HOWEVER.
If you truly deliver a blast an idol would be proud of, you'll impress Cover Corp so much that they'll send Fauna the fart recording anyway without telling her what it is.
Fauna will be sitting there alone in her room, opening fan mail and enjoying what fans send her. Then, then she'll come to your fart blast. One press of the recorder and...
You'll have changed Fauna's life.

>>57891388
Wait, you need to send a recording? You're telling me that all those times I ripped one into an airtight container and mailed it to Cover were nothing but a waste of containers?

>>57891512
I'm afraid so. Garr Grubis made it clear early on that you have to send devices that can't be tracked. A powerful fart could be smelled from far away and through triangulation you could decipher the epicenter of the gas blast.
A recording is safer and has a better chance.

uuuuu...
I'm fading, I'm just drifting in the catalog waiting for a speck of green to latch onto

>>57884104
The rectangle around the Boobs made me think it was one of those shake to jiggle effects

>>57890441
No, he will do it NOW.
Come on, >>57890344 give me the farts.

>>57840552
>a week without updates
You know what she’s doing.

>>57896447
No, I don’t know. What is she doing…?

>>57879417
Blame the refs or blame wide fauna for not holding the pass for two seconds

FACT:
SAPLINGS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL RACE

>>57896447
We're gonna get lovebombed aaaaiiiiieeeeee

What type of outfit would you like to see Fauna get next, saps
I'd like to see something comfy with an autumn palette
I also want a hairstyle that gets her hair out of her face, I really wanna see that cute forehead

>>57866885
Game fucked up by having them be boring Bloom and Gloom.

>>57900916
A ponytail with glasses
Or a bob with glasses
Or a vacation outfit, with a nice big strawhat and sundress

>>57898126
Don't try and get out of this bitch I voted you off the team for exactly this reason

>>57900916
Hachishaku outfit
Want her figure to be visible through the dress

What if Fauna was suspended for the high kick in her last stream...

>>57900916
Goth Fauna

>>57900916
fauna in a long flowing nightgown

I wonder what she is doing right now

>>57902749
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1698403993133924517

>>57900916
Ponytail
>>57901797
based
>>57902749
There was a lot more spicier things going on during Holo summer this year

>>57903417
Resting with me
Here's a pic of us (not you) currently

>>57904236
Imagine the smell of her crotch

>>57903490
>home (for now!)
Cover is quickly turning me into an anti-weeb

>>57907305
I imagine it's similar to the smell of the air on those crisp, quiet mornings on the way to school when you're younger, the air sweetened by the surrounding foliage damp with morning dew

>>57907836
It’s like a pheromone attack in monster girl quest where you get four status effects after one sniff

Fauna isn't your friend

If she's not streaming today, I'll sacrifice a feminine sapling.

>>57908084
They have to be a virgin or it won't work. You'll probably have an easier time using a male sapling.

>>57908084
You mean, a sapling

>>57908084
>>57908125
My bad I misread feminine for female, carry on

>>57908084
Performing ancient sacrificial fertility rituals in the forest with nature goddess/druidess Fauna!

>>57908084
>feminine sapling
The word ‘feminine’ seems redundant here. Are there any masculine saplings at all?

I HATE COVER I HATE COVER I HATE COVER
I HATE COVER I HATE COVER I HATE COVER
I HATE COVER I HATE COVER I HATE COVER
I HATE COVER I HATE COVER I HATE COVER
I HATE COVER I HATE COVER I HATE COVER
I HATE COVER I HATE COVER I HATE COVER
I HATE COVER I HATE COVER I HATE COVER

uuuuu saplings
it's me, fauna
come here saplings uuuuu

>>57908738
Owls are predators. I don't trust them!!!
Fau Fau on the other hand is vegan so she will look after saplings and won't see them as food....right?

>>57908514
Yes
I reject the notion of being a fruity little weirdo like the rest of the saplings
I like to consider myself normal

>>57903490
>(for now!)
I stg if we get a week of streams then her disappearing off on holiday/japan again like last time I might actually nuke the amazon

>>57909018
C’mon sapling. You know good and damn well if Fauna commanded you to get on her bed and to prepare for her to peg you that you wouldn’t have any complaints. Especially if she whispered loving words of encouragement in your ear the whole time and told you how much of a good boy you are

S-Sapling-chan! I'm close! Take it! Take my fucking SEEEEOOOOHHHH FUCK YEAH!

>>57909222
There's nothing feminine about letting mommy fuck your ass and cumming from prostrate stimulation.

my cowkini just arrived

>>57908514
>one of the girliest members in en
>asmr
>cowfauna
>"tasteful nudity"
This woman deserves more masculine saplings like us.

>>57909359
I think Fauna's happiest when her saplings embrace their nature, no matter if that's feminine or masculine. She wants happy little saps to take care of (and take care of her).

I have a final exam next week, but I don't feel like doing anything without Fauna. It kinda sucks, man...

>>57909291
>letting mommy fuck your ass and cumming from prostrate stimulation.
BASED

>>57909349
Put it on, lets see some pics.

>>57909861
>final exam
in september? what shithole do you live in?

>>57909222
I wouldn't. There's a lot of weird shit I would do if that woman asked me, but nothing goes in my ass. That is exit only

>>57900916
White babydoll with sapling dakimakura as an accessory.

>>57910443
You do not have a choice anon. Fauna gets what she wants.
Ah but don't worry. Fauna would make sure you're nice and taken care of. She'd keep you relaxed and ease you into it.

>>57909006
Becoming one with Fauna doesn't sound so bad...

If I started doing my gym reps and got in shape, do you sapbros think it'd bring Fauna to a new level of euphoria if I still submissively let her peg me?

>rape saplings
>rape saplings
>RAPE SAPLINGS

What the hell, guys?! I don't think I could ever force myself on an effeminate little Sapling, his petite androgynous frame unable to defend himself from my groping hands and lusty attention. I would be remiss to kiss his soft, svelte neck and touch his slender chest and back. It disgusts me to thin how hard his tiny cock would get as his protests become moans of pleasure. My stomach churns at the thought of picking him up and forcing my cock deep inside of his tight, needy hole. Bile rises in my throat as I envision pounding him from behind, his wrists in my hands as his failed-male cock spurts useless loads onto the bedsheets from a prostate orgasm. And my thoughts are but of revulsion as I imagine what it would be like to cum deep inside him, emptying myself until I am spent as we both collapse, panting, covered in sweat, before we doze off in the afterglow. How sickening.

>>57912127
For sure.
It would drive her wild knowing that no matter how strong and tough you get, you're still the same mama's boy who always bends over for mommy~

I think somebody should make a Koikatsu model of this twink chuuni bitch clipper so he can be shown being a typical subby sapling for Faufau

>>57912853
Has anyone done any Koikatsu of Fauna pegging a sapling

>>57913747
https://twitter.com/HololiveKK/status/1658542220918546435?t=P8GhS9U_Pe8gAGrAvdVgMw&s=19
There's this one but it's futa although for me that's the opposite of a problem
Kirin lust, no matter what form she takes...

>8 days, 19 hours, 19 minutes, 30 seconds without Fauna

>>57914409
I can't go on much longer

>2 months without new ASMR

>>57912853
CUTE

>>57912853
Sadly that dude is now a Novelite

>>57915339
The term is actually Sapelite.
I guarantee you he'll have another 20 min video when Fauna streams Minecraft today unless she doesn't in which case I perish

Naughty kirin

>>57915339
>she is so washed at Nintendo Sports her personal clipper dropped her
Grim.

>>57915339
Even more reason for Fauna to correct him. Naughty sapling, straying from the path of Nature...he ought to be punished~ You can't escape nature...

>>57915339
>sadly

>>57908514
>>57912561
I'm a tall overweight balding man.

>>57915644
I bet Faufau thinks she's clever. Oh let's wear condoms I totally didn't poke a hole in them with my needle.

>>57918500
Why trick her if you want to get pregnant with a new sapling? She'll do you bareback, just ask.

> tfw no strong gf to protect and peg me

>>57839994
>novelite
Prune that

>>57915644
What's in the syringe..

Where the hell is my wife

>>57918079
But in the Forest, when you’re with Fauna, you’re a cute Sapling who is loved and appreciated no matter what.
And don’t you ever forget it!

>>57918813
Fauna please stream

>>57843062
>homobeggars have to insert themselves in unrelated threads so that fag stops being a 2view
Embarassing

In Fauna's absence, I drew this with tears perpetually in my eyes

>>57919903
Wait, is there a hidden camera in my room?

>>57918730
From a insider rrat of mine it's the sapling formula to turn people into saplings.

>>57920158
Fauna installed a hidden camera to lovingly watch you destroy your fucking meat to her

>>57918685
It took an entire day for someone to notice. I'm keeping them there

>>57840560
"please" either before or after?

>>57916657
This is why Fauna prefers Slackfunday

>>57921146
My wonderfully racist wife..

>>57920806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY9Lh5qoVkc&ab_channel=IvanDBA

>>57921146
and SJTree

Sakasandayo’s edits can be annoying and he consistently fucks up the subtitles because he is ESL. Fauna said she used to be the “grammar police” to people online so knowing she’s probably as autistic as me when it comes to that sort of thing, I just know she probably can’t even stand to watch his clips with all those subtitling errors.
It bothers me to no end to see fucked up subtitles on clips. Why even have them if they’re just incorrect?

>>57921932
Oh... Shiori seethes when she sees ESL text too. Unlucky oshi switch there.

>>57916657
>>57915339
How the fuck you clip Fauna for so long and move on to a girl who's nothiny like her and then keep making "Goth Fauna" jokes?

>>57923334
Sakasandayo is at least slightly retarded, if not catastrophically retarded.

>>57857742
I wouldn't be surprised, if Fauna supports the LGBTQ stuff

>>57909222
>not into pegging
>that feeling, when you will never get a girl like this
feels bad

>>57923334
Because of how they both treat their audience is the same. I didn't write this but reading it made me realize why the same people gravitate to both.
>>57905587

>>57923959
This is pure bullshit.

>>57923959
This is the honest truth.

>>57923959
not to mention her bare feet

>>57921441
Fauna is racist

>>57923950
I was so close to this once. Feelsbad

>>57925369
It's at least something

>>57909222
>>57912561
>>57916495
I got a lil excited reading these not gonna lie...
>>57920223
What happens if you inject sapling serum into a sapling

>>57925369
Tell the story anon? How do you even find a girl into that?
Fauna makes me want it so badly

>>57925681
Ex-gf. She wanted to do it and I said sure lets buy an strapon asap. But other things happened later and she left me before we met up again ;_;

>>57925628
They become an Ent

>>57909006
Technically, she is a plant, so she only needs soil, water, sun, and air (especially co2)

Fauna is my oshi but I don't jerk off to her. What's wrong with me?

>>57926001
Same
I think Fauna is extremely unsexy
I would die for Fauna, but I probably wouldn't be able to get hard for her even if she was wet and ready and naked

>>57926001
gay
>>57926050
HARD gay

>>57926050
>Fauna is extremely unsexy
What? Every word she speaks is absolutely oozing with eroticism. Her voice is pure sex appeal.
That's not even mentioning anything about her sexy body.

>>57926050
Yeah I mean I wouldn't go that far I just don't jerk off to art of her. I think most of it just isn't to my taste.

These cutesy sapling roleplay threads are funny and always make me laugh

>>57928780
You're fat and should lose some weight.

>>57923590
wow a real true and honest to god sapling

I think there should be regular sapling threads, maybe a sapling general. I need these threads to let my true feelings out

>>57929613
/uuu/

>>57924191
he did mention them

>>57929667
That's a fauna thread

>>57929667
That's different. /uuu/ is about Fauna specifically
I need more threads like this one that are specifically about what it's like being a sapling in Fauna's forest

>>57929986
Just commission a doujin

>>57930047
but I like having fun and talking with other saplings...

>>57928780
You're cute too cheebs
Glad saplings make you smile !

>>57929667
Funposting is illegal in /uuu/

>>57930359
I'm putting salt in the watering can before you get watered.

>>57929613
>>57929986
>>57930359
squeebposts are the closest thing and they don’t last long on the catalog

Ok I’ll allow it

>>57931249
Oh...
Well can some sapling start making regular threads like this? Seems like there's a demand for it

>>57929613
I can bake you guys a thread every Sunday if you want to? Something to de-stress after a long week.

Femboy support group

Please...I'm so sick of this threadschizo and his hatred of constant /uuu/s.

I just want to talk about my oshi and wife, Ceres Fauna, without the hatred us fellow sapbros receive for making "illlegal" /uuu/s.

We should keep this up constantly to show our love of our oshi.

>>57931912
Shiori has a 24/7 thread

>>57931912
im fine with constant fauna threads but /uuu/ should only be during streaming hours

>>57931604
Sure, that would be much appreciated. Maybe you could start it on Friday so we have it for the whole weekend
I'd like to see this kind of sapling thread become a general of its own

>>57931912
I can no longer tell if people are just starting to copycat jakartaschizo for the memes

>>57932170
>t. Bakerschizo

You're not slick. I knew you'd show your true colors show.

This thread should prove we should have a constant /uuu/ up. No amount of smug mooms from you will stop the sapbros.

> day ten of no fauna
> the saplings are starting to turn to each other for support
> cute

>>57931912
>>57932242
Waiting til bumplimit again huh? Let me guess, a sudden ask for "baker make a new thread!" is coming?
Back to your hut.
>I knew you'd show your true colors show.
kek.

>>57932242
If I were the smugmoom poster I'd just post smugmoom and say nothing else. Please stop with this reddit spacing """sapbros""" shit, larping as a known schizo is kind creepy.

>>57932285
How many days until they start turning on each other in hunger? They need to be fed.

>>57932505
>If I were the smugmoom poster
Fuck, I feel I've let you down now...

So, tomorrow right?
Like it has to be
Right?

>>57932147
If others are ok with it, I will make this promise then with you guys.

Every Friday, at noon UTC, there will be a thread baked with the same subject and OP picture as this one. I will not bump it, that is entirely on you Saplings. If it dies, it dies and if it reaches bump limit, it reaches bump limit. Any subsequent threads made are entirely up to you, I only claim the one I outlined at the start.

Is this agreeable to you?

>>57932736
I hope she takes as much time as she needs to come back with a schedule.

>>57932564
Nah, you're out there fighting the good fight.
Just remember, if you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back into you.

>>57932736
I'm betting the SMUGGEST moom I have on it.
If she doesn't I'm going to nuke the amazon like I previously schizo posted about. IT BETTER BE 3D RING FIT TOO FAUNA AS AN APOLOGY I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS

>>57932736
I can't believe I was wrong about her doing Minecraft before the Advent collab... I was sure of it

>>57932884
Squeebposters are always wrong, you basically caused the stream to be delayed. Officer, kill this fuck right now.
>>57932788
Yeah I know, I can't help myself, it's just too much fun at this point after he doxxed himself as SEA. It's a real addiction.

>>57932761
That sounds good

>>57915339
>not a sappian
dissapointed

>>57932761
You have my approval, sap. I trust you. I'll keep a watchful eye, but not on you.

>>57932995
Then we got ourselves a deal!
>>57933160
Not even a sap kek, just a former sanallite turned Brrat. But I like you guys and wake up around the time I'd bake this, so it's gonna be a good morning routine.

>>57932788
why don't fauna make anymore of these little sketches?

>>57933247
You're a sap now bitch, welcome to the family

>>57931912
>Please...I'm so sick of this threadschizo and his hatred of constant /uuu/s.
Why do you pretend like it's one person who doesn't want a permanent /uuu/? We had a poal months ago that was overwhelmingly voted in favor of keeping it the way it is. In saying that, I don't think people are against consistent Fauna threads. We used to have IMF or squeeb threads in between, personally I'd prefer if we started making MILF threads, but sapling threads are fine too.

>>57933503
Don't worry, I'm sure the OP will have MILF in it sometimes

This thread was pretty good. Should I make a new Sapling Thread tonight?

>>57933503
Sap, I mean this with all my heart, but please stop responding to the schizo. We all know the truth, this faggot just for whatever reason wants a perma /uuu/ to shit on...saplings? Fauna? I've got no idea what he actual motives are outside of mental illness.
You fuckers really should learn to spot this retard by now, I've tried highlighting it with a massive great DO NOT RESPOND smugmooms, I dunno what else I can do now. I'm only being real for a sec because the threads gonna die and I hope someone at least reads this and stops feeding this faggot the attention he craves.

>>57934013(me)
the* - typing too fast.
>>57933925
and here he is. I covered you with >>57932453
already, you're far too predictable.

What fauna vods have you guys been watching while she's busy?

>>57934086
Anon, you completely misread me. I'm the OP of this thread and made it because I had "I'm a Little Teapot" stuck in my head and thought it would be fun to post a cute little Sapling version, but the thread ended up going farther than I ever expected it to and it seems to have done well at tiding other Saplings over in the meantime while we wait for Fauna. I only asked about making a new Sapling Thread because I thought this one went well enough. I won't even bother to make another tonight if no one wants it, just thought I'd ask before it archives. I'm not trying to revive /uuu/ in Fauna's absence.
Just thought I'd clear that up.

>>57934630
Apologies then man. Yeah, stick to your plan for Fridays. We don't need to feed the schizo.

>>57935333
You're alright, no worries.
I won't make a new thread tonight. So if you see that another gets made, it's the schizo.
By the way, I'm not the Sanalite anon either. Sanalite anon is the one who promised to make another thread on Fridays, but I'm not him.

>>57935794
Fuck, my schizo sensors are out of whack. This whole thing might be a trap to get another "official" shitpost thread.
Whatever dude, thanks for the bread, could tell some regulars were here so it's been fun anyway.
See you tomorrow when our dumb stupid fucking kirin actually streams. or else I'm nuking the amazon

>>57934630
>>57935794
Speaking of the friday thread, I said I'd copy the OP image and the subject, but do you want me to copy the song as well or do I keep it empty, like Risu's thread does it?

>>57935794
>>57936139
you guys should kiss now

>>57936145
Yeah go with whatever suits you at the time man. This worked so pick whatevers in your brain, variety makes it more enjoyable.

>>57936145
I made the thread with that specific song in mind and nothing else, but if I were to make it again there are probably a few changes I'd make. It's up to you anon, do whatever you'd like. Feel free to change the image too, if you want.

>>57936145
>>57936536 (me)
Though, now that I think about it, you could just copy it word-for-word and image-for-image the first couple times you make it. Again, it's entirely up to you anon!

>>57936322
>>57936536
I actually really like the song, it's cute. So I think I'd like to keep it at least for now until some other cute songs are made in here. Could be like the little anthem of this thread or something idk.
I will get a folder of Faunas for the OP pic tho, get some variety in that way!

>>57934013
I mean I know this guy is a schizo, he's the only one who says "threadschizo" or "baker schizo", but in the small chance that he is a genuine sapling, I have been wanting to tell him that he could have just made IMF or some other thread like this one and nobody would mind.

>>57936773
I don't mind some Sauna for the first few so don't worry, she was really well liked here with us.

>>57936871
My schizo sensors are locked onto him for various reasons (which thankfully a few of the others I've seen laugh at him in his schizo threads have noticed) but yeah, he's not genuine. I don't want to reveal too much to stop him changing his patterns.

>>57936918
Oh no, this thread is about you guys, so it will always be a solo Fauna(+sapling) OP. I just like using my sauna folder cuz it's been gathering dust ever since...ya know.

>>57936773
>I actually really like the song, it's cute. So I think I'd like to keep it at least for now until some other cute songs are made in here. Could be like the little anthem of this thread
Good idea. I like the idea of an anthem for the thread.

Idk if any of the sapling regulars including moomposter would take me seriously but I'd much rather have a sapling thread at least somewhat often. I'd rather not run into bait threads and have the chance of running into doxx shit (it's happened once). At least here it was a pretty good time.

>>57938305
I can't be bothered to post a smug moom but no, never. I enjoy what we have, and have had, for years now.
See >>57933503

Fauna kissing Fauna on the lips

>>57937235
NTA
There are a lot of sapling parodies in the archive
If I have time I'll have a look at the archive and post them in the next sapling thread
I'm looking forward to uuu'ing and squeebin with my sapling bros
And hangin out with other friends too

>>57939358
Please do.
>I'm looking forward to uuu'ing and squeebin with my sapling bros
Me too! This thread has been pretty fun all things considered.