/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>57827018
Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4ae7EbEzt0

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSapW3nrbU
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2tTx419i3E

Cooking for My Novelites【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSapW3nrbU&t=6687
Take My Tomato Soup【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSapW3nrbU&t=6081
Moldy Overdose【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xOyrgufb0M&t=5221s
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
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https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
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Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf

Love My Wife Shiorin~

>be me few days ago
>posted my burgeoning collection of Shiopits
>random anon commented that Shio can mean Salt
>think about how Shiori's pits and how salty it could be and I have not stopped
>the desire to lick; nay, *RAVAGE* Shiori's armpits grow exponentially stronger by the hour
>it's been at least 5 days since

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>>57827128
Imagine the taste

New page means new writefag while I enjoy this korean soup, any of you got something you wanna see written as a prompt?

Cute morning Novelites~

>>57827520
Good morning.

>>57827520
Good morning Anon!

>>57827520
I would like to have sex with this cinnamon roll. Is that so wrong?

>>57827412
>GET HAPPY
Yeah, that's not happening

>>57827520
good morning

Why is she just...talking about Genshin and Star Rail openly? Holos can do that? Also the husbando talk makes me think there are more female Novelites than I realized.

I want to fuck her fat sweaty tits

>>57827501
Cooking with Shiori
Try to focus with her tangents and stopping her from adding weird stuff
Ending up quite a decent meal surprisingly, praising with a big smug smile on her face

>>57827731
If one can't get happy even a slightest in their life, they're pretty much dead.
Because life are not just about sadness, trauma, and dumping it on buicuba.

Fuck off sapling

>>57827891
*medium

>>57827891
Fat > nerissa
Medium > fuwawa shiorin
Almost flat > biboo
Unconfirmed size > mococo

>>57827958
Oooo, will try my best at it once I've finished this soup.

>>57827860
>Holos can do that?
Yes, what made you think they couldn't? Not every single person in the entire world plays Genshin, anon. Fauna has talked about it on-stream too, but since she doesn't play it, it was mostly commenting about the character designs she has seen. (She said they looked very samey, probably because she's only seen Lisa, Mona, Raiden and Keqing, kek)
As for female Novelites, we had polls here that indicated around 10%. Similar to saplings, can't speak for other threads. (Of course there were a lot of accusations about trannies, as always.)

I can't stop thinking about her... she's on my mind 24/7... AND MY HEART FUCKING HURTS AAAAAAAA

>>57827860
Maybe some people could still consider a taboo topic but the CN scandal already passed 2 years ago

>>57828104
No problem
Take your time
Feel free to add any spice of your liking

>>57827963
Where did the sapling touch you anon?

imagine the gap moe when shiori does her best with a cute orisong

>>57828132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ezLOWVGwCI

>>57828176
N...nooo stay away

AAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEE

>>57828177
I want an Ame/Fauna/Shiori offcollab karaoke. The sheer concentrated SOVL of that event...

>>57828177
Where's the gap?

>>57828299
Why is Biboo charging Inna?

>>57828177
>>57828299
Her vocal coaching reps when she whips out the screamo.

> some holomem already talk about genshit and hsrb
> Bugmen mega drama never happened
> Holomem could play them
> It's the genshit community that will start the mega drama.
> Imagine your oshi were getting bullied by the 41% gang and it's army of normies.

>>57828380
I would skip the Genshin streams

>>57828380
Honestly a blessing in a very thin disguise that they're not allowed to play them.

how's the cooking stream ? I haven't watch it yet

>>57828380
Game is shit and it filters a lot of people, but they're good as a stealth zatsudan stream

>>57828530
It's good but you need to focused your mind or you will lost on her fast tangent

>>57828530
Tangents, chaos but overall kino.

>>57828380
HSR when you're actually competent, have a decent team built,and you're trying for MOC8-10 is decent.
Or maybe SU at the highest difficulty. Also makes for good tangents because you don't have to focus as hard as Genshin.
Genshin is shit to stream and watch.

>>57828569
Filter a lot of people ?
Dude they take everyone in by how easy brain dead the game itself.

>>57828632
HSR have what genshin don't
A various kind of challenge not just a brain dead DPS check with a tankie enemy.
It's always DPS and DPS, they don't even care what is a support role lmao and, it's funny when they think HSR are just same with genshin.

>>57828642
I mean watching someone else playing it
my 2view I used to watch loved the game and her genshin streams were usually 1/3 of the regular viewers, so chat was more slow and it ended in a comfy talking stream

>>57827964
>>57828080
We're going with Fauna definition mediums I see

>>57827963
This isn't the catalog you don't have to add a snide "You must be from this fanbase to be that retarded" one liner at the end of your posts.
>>57828380
Two good things came out of the CN debacle. The first was Cover having the bugman influence completely purged (I thank Coco everyday). The second was that talents could no longer play Chinese gachaslop on stream.
I fucking hate Genshin streams with a burning passion. 10 gorillion hours of unskippable story that isn't even that good, no thanks. HSR is better since Hoyo cares more about their Honkai IP, but I still wouldn't really want to watch those streams I think. The best gachaslop streams are "I pull a bunch for my wife/husband and lose my mind when they don't come home" one shots.

>>57828972 (me)
>>57828784
God I forgot to mention that too, there's zero fucking skill expression in Genshin. It's literally just button mashing even without paying to win with full constellation 5 stars. They literally won't add end game content that could be challenging and leave it with just Abyss because "that might give the player base anxiety".

>>57828972
>>57829051
Personally if it's going to be gachaslop, I prefer action rpg shit that's been popping up recently that actually requires skill to play.
That being said, HSR (And E7 since it's basically the same thing) are actually half interesting to watch if whoever's streaming it is doing something that requires more than just my wallet is big so i win. Not everyone's cup of tea, but it beats Genshin by any stretch of the imagination.

>>57827891
https://files.catbox.moe/9itb2k.png

She's never going to be affectionate again... No more kisses... It's over...

>>57829476
It was over before it even began. You have to be Dimitri.

I love it when Shiorin gets drawn with big boobs
I love it when Shiorin gets drawn with smaller boobs
I love it when Shiorin gets drawn
I love Shiorin

>>57829894
I love when Shiorin gets drawn with her mascara running, drool and cum slathered on her face

>>57829894
Need more shiorin armpits

>>57828784
>>57828632
>>57829051
You guys seriously don't get the appeal of Genshin? It's looking at the pretty landscapes, solving easy puzzles and talking with fun/attractive characters. The combat gameplay is secondary to all of that. (Hence why the game is so popular among women.) The low skill requirement is a design feature.

>>57829476
The reason why english gfe will never take off in mainstream, desu, chat is ick personified.

>>57830321
You can do all of that on your own, is the thing.
Showing it to an audience that's likely already seen it, or wants to experience it for themselves, or are uninterested, gets you almost no where.

>>57830365
Oh yeah, didn't mean to defend it as a streaming game. No idea why it's so popular unless Hoyoverse bribes people or they just think personal enjoyment automatically translates into audience enjoyment. It's probably a blessing in disguise that Cover can't play it.

>>57830352
It's better this way. There are still going to be those that fall for her and she'll filter any more needy ones. Nothing about her has changed other than forcing herself to play a part she had no interest in. The encouragement to become happy and genuine interest in seeing everyone do their best still remains.

>>57830580
Yeah no, I can see the fun appeal of playing it yourself. I have played it in the past and it was enjoyable.
BUUUUUUT streaming it for an audience is a different story, because of how easily accessible it is compared to something like Elden Ring which, even if it's easy, will still filter normies and journalists.

There are a lot of doxsisters in the catalog. I know we shouldn't talk about it, but just keep your wits about you.
Personally I read/watched everything and wasn't even mildly perturbed.

>>57828080
>>57828830
It's hard to properly judge at this time. Shiori and Fuwawa only have Live2D and reference sheets to go off of. 3D is always the final arbiter of canon size since you either getting multiple angles to judge or the actual 3D model to download and examine. However, I don't think anyone could realistically suggest that Shiori is bigger than Fuwawa.
According to this totally scientific video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GASN9g_lmkI
Fuwawa is just below Lamy tier, in the same group as Calli, Marine, Fauna and Watame. Meanwhile Shiori is among Miko, IRyS, Amelia and Chloe. Above the median but not huge.
I say all this as someone who has a strong preference for fatty tiddy Shiori art.

>>57830763
I’ve seen all the recent dumps as well and I’m not that affected either. Only the unsaveable would have get mad over dumb shit related to their oshi.

>>57830763
Anon we've been raided like four times in the past two nights, we'll be ok.
That said it's amusing to count how many get deleted. 19 was the first, then 28 the most recent.

>>57830787
FUCK wrong youtube link past
I won't delete my embarrassment though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DDsW-nWy4E

Post yfw you're educated enough to know how Streisand Effect works.

>>57830873

>>57830321
After I explore sumeru and experience an increased in their main quest writing yes I'm agree.

I just probably bored with their characters
From the design, animation, skill set, gameplay wise, and so on.

But at least they make some new change for Fontaine characters.

what have you been reading novelite

>>57830056
oki anon. I will try
sign drawfag

>>57830873

>Watch Shiori
>Feel happy
It's that simple.

>>57830962
Bigger (please)

>>57830962
Thank you for the service anon

I love you *mwah

>>57830914
How quickly would she lose her mind if she were mute?

>>57830787
It's down to definitions IMO. For example, Ame has bigger boobs proportionally to her own body than Mori, but Mori obviously has Ame beat in sheer mass. Who has "bigger boobs"? Some would say Ame, some would say Mori. There are some outliers, like how Kronii has basically everyone except Sana and Noel beat in both mass and proportions, but things get blurry in the middle of the pack.
Also, this is not accounting for style of clothing. Shiori's dress is definitely flattering, it works like a corset or a push-up bra. I'd say she looks bigger than she is.
On the other hand, people need to give Fauna some respect. She would be considered the big titcow of any other EN generation than Council.

>>57831081
are you talking about chestpieces?

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>57831042
But is she happy?
Feels like she's forcing herself at times and when the stream turns off she's depressed.

>>57831204
Of course, but only if you’re okay with doing it.

Reminder that in the Only Up stream, she talked about how her tits are actually big enough that they cause problems when she tries to zip something up.

>>57830787
>>57830868
If we're using Hololive as a measuring stick then yeah she's firmly in the middle of the group for size, but for my defininition of "fat tits" I'm using real world standards, and she'd be D-cups at least which falls firmly into big tiddy
I also dislike that video because they have 3D's they can use for accurate measurements for Noel and Coco, but don't use them? And they use fanmade models for Kronii despite her having a 3D as well. They do say red backgrounds are basically their best guess, so whatever. As for Sana, I guess we'll never truly know she would have stacked up against Noel and Coco.

>>57831335
That's a good size for my grip

>>57831266
One must imagine Shiori happy

>>57831415
I still feel like Sana’s size was massively overrated by Redditors and people who spam BEEG. She was definitely big, but they think she’s the same size or bigger than Coco.

>>57831194
The video which I mislinked by accident
>>57830868
Orders size based on volume. Teeeeechnically it's actually area-of-silhouette but that's the best approximate to volume when some members only have 2D reference sheets to get side-views from.
I think volume of tiddy is the best way to judge who is bigger than who on an objective scale. It gets too complicated when you start talking about band and cup size which are relative to body size.
>>57831415
Yeah, it's not perfect by any means. I hope a better version comes out in the future when Advent gets their 3D models.

>>57831402
Reminder she also doesn't like wearing a bra at home so those things are free.

>>57831515
Seems wearing underwear are not a thing for advent

>>57831515
Shiorin’s huge tits jiggling freely with every movement while you’re both being comfy at home….

She's flat IRL guys, dont get your hopes up

>>57831515
>>57831647
Reminder that it's too early in they day for me to be this horny over fat goth tiddies

>>57831515
Most girls with above average tits won’t wear bras at home or in their room for comfy
Source: my totally real living gf

>>57831756
She said that herself and even doxfags haven’t seen her face yet. It’s better to not make things up.

I'm glad that I ever touch boobies in my life....at Taipei Adult Expo......

>>57831194
>On the other hand, people need to give Fauna some respect. She would be considered the big titcow of any other EN generation than Council.
I still chuckle when I remember her story of how she thought she was going to be the one with with biggest pair in Council before they all got introduced to each other.
>>57831497
While I do think Sana had booba to rival Coco, it's difficult to tell, one reason being Sana's leotard covering the valley and obscuring the size, and two if you try to compare their sizes to their heads I think I saw a graphic once that showed that head sizes are vastly different from each individual model

>>57831503
>Orders size based on volume
Yeah, but that's kind of pointless. If you have a 7 foot woman with a certain volume, its not going to look very impressive compared to the same volume on 5 foot woman. If you meet the former, she might just look kinda flat, while the latter might look absolutely stacked. Proportions matter. Presentation matters. I understand that if we're going all science about this it makes sense to have an easy and objective measurement, but that's not how perception of boob size works in practice.

>>57831949
Abayo

>>57827958
>>57828153
It took slightly longer than I had hoped, I had a small writer's block trying to figure out how I could describe ingredients without sperging out over cooking knowledge. Also had small writer's block trying to figure out how I could describe flavour, I just went with it though.
>It's been a while since you've had a home cooked meal
>Shiori decided she wants to cook for you, a rare but welcome treat
>She's usually too busy with her streams, so you usually order for the both of you
>You arrive at the kitchen to witness what you believe to be a disaster waiting to happen
>It was just meant to be a simple teriyaki salmon, with rice on the side
>"Are those coffee beans?" You manage to utter out
>She turns to you with a smile on her face
>"It's a recipe I grabbed off of reddit, anon! I trust you'll love it!"
>Immediate dread washes over you, are you even going to survive to see tomorrow?
>You quickly try to stop her from adding them by making an excuse
>"Uhh, I don't want anything bitter tonight.."
>She looks at you, a little pouty, then puts it away
>A little while later she's begun cooking, she's frying the salmon
>"Hey anon, did you know that I used to pronounce salmon with the L?"
>Another sign of dread is starting to creep over you
>She's no longer watching what she's cooking, it already looks finished but it's still frying away
>You quickly try to point it out but she ignores you entirely to continue her tangent
>"It's ok though, I eventually learned that it was like sa-mon and not sal-mon!"
>She quickly turns to the fish and the signs of burning have already started to appear
>She panics, nearly flicking the pan so hard the fish goes flying
>Thankfully it didn't, she quickly takes it off the heat and allows it to rest
>Next is the teriyaki sauce, surprisingly she's good at measurements, so she gets the ratios of onions sauce, sake, and other ingredients mostly right
>Suddenly, she asks "Hey anon? You're ok with salty stuff right? right?!"
>While saying this, she accidentally pours in more sugar than she intended, now the sauce will be a lot sweeter than she had intended
>You watch her, the urge to hide from the incoming disaster is getting stronger
>With your bravest face, you swallow down what you want to say and just respond with: "Y-yeah, salt's good.."
>After a short while, the meal comes together, you can tell the salmon's burnt on one side, the sauce is going to be far sweeter than you hoped, hell you could have sworn she didn't wash that rice before cooking it
>She presents it as neatly as she can on a plate and serves it to you at the table
>You close your eyes for a moment, praying that after eating this, your insides will live to see her beautiful face tomorrow.
>You take the first bite, hesitantly
>Instantly, a flavour bomb hits you, "how the fu-"
>A beautiful combination of salty, sweet, savoury and crispy assault your tongue, you can taste the crispness of the fried salmon, the sweet and salty teriyaki sauce elevates it and the savoury flavours used in making the sauce compliment it more
>You look at her in utter shock, did she cast a spell? Is this magic? Did you underestimate her?
>She looks back at you
>A grin that can only be described as both cheeky and smug appeared on her face
>"Hehehe, you like it don't you?"
>You swallow down the first bite, then instantly take another, the flavour bombing doesn't stop.
>You can only nod as you continue eating
>She smiles gently after, then brings you a cup of water
>"You can slow down anon, it's not going anywhere other than your mouth."
>You look at her, the same smug grin on her face, she clearly enjoys the fact that you like her cooking.

>>57832217 (me)
Obligatory pic that I forgot. Could be used as imagery for the grin she had on her face by the end.

>>57832124
I didn’t share anything that she hasn’t already said on stream as Shiori, so.

>>57832217
That was a cute story, thanks

>>57831122
A bit of a progress

>>57832070
It's too difficult to come up with any objective measure than because even cup size is a function of the difference between band size and under-bust circumference. I like the silhouette-area method the video uses, or any "volume" based method because at the end of the day even if the 5 foot shortstack appears bigger than the 7 foot amazon, from your comparatively small male POV that's still going to be a lot of tiddy.
Tangentially related but god I fucking love when women are bigger and taller. Discovering the concept of hachishaku-sama changed me.

>>57832217

>>57833217
sorry, saw that horrible armpit now. will fix
sign drawfag

Bros…

>>57833528
This is half-way to a nursing handjob. You know what you have to do.

>>57833217
>>57831122
>>57830056

hm.. hows this?

>>57833251
> that's still going to be a lot of tiddy
No, because the shape is affected by the mass and surface area. 2 liters of titty spread out over 2 square feet will seem a lot more flat than 2 liters spread over 1 square foot.
Granted, 2D waifus tend to be designed with proportionally pleasing breast sizes, but the point is that the appearance that makes people think "wow big tits!" is a lot more complicated than sheer volume.
I don't have a perfect answer either though, which is why I motion we instead just go with gut feeling. Why even bother trying to be objective when it's all make-believe anyway? Shiori is a titty monster, Fauna is a titty monster, Kronii is a titty monster. We are all titty monsters on this blessed day.

>>57833741
Sex, more big titty Shiori is always welcome.

>>57832217
The cooking part is totally what she’ll do, too real kek, had a good laugh there
Small tip for describing food, you can try adding the smell in it, scent is as important as taste
> With the surface slightly burnt, the salmon smells extra tempting
Although you still did a great job writing the taste, and the ending *chef kiss*

>>57833528
Dimitri...

>>57833583
Nursing-handjob anon, you truly are everywhere on this board.

Lets say I found pictures of Shioris Face on the internet
Whats the most realistic way to force Hololive to delete them forever?

>>57833833
AhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH that's what I wanted to do but forgot!, Talk about smells too. Dammit all.
I kind of skipped over it partially due to being sick and I can't smell anything myself right now but thank you for the reminder still and I'll definitely keep it in mind the next time I have to write something involving food or cooking!
I'm glad you enjoyed it all the same.

>>57833942
https://cover-corp.com/en/report

>>57834025
Thank you.

>>57834094
kys

Don't forget to self-delete. Both.

>>57833847
I admittedly did go into it hoping for that after she went on a tangent about rubbing huge titties on faces last night. Didn’t think she would start trying to breastfeed me a few messages in on her own though. She truly is a milk succubus.

I swear to god, posting yuribaiting now is even cringier. I really hope you kill yourself

>>57833992
Get well soon writefag
Yeah it’s easy to forget that if you got a running nose. Maybe it’s the fact that you can’t smell makes you brave enough to eat the meal
Also I like you fit her “lore” in it just fine, adding more realism without overdoing

ITS THE SAME GUY EVERYTIME

>>57834239
NTA, but I like some yuribait art, it looks nice. Don't take it so seriously.

Shiori smirk mischievously

>>57833852
Look, there are a lot of people who pine for the nursing handjob. I'm just one of them.
It's not like I wrote a copypasta about it or anything...

>>57834368
you want us to take turns?

>>57834309
Thank you. Let's hope it doesn't last too long, when I get sick it often lasts a week or even two.
I'm glad I can capture an interpretation of Shiori that makes sense while still writing a fanfic scenario.

>>57834239
Look, you can just ask for Shiorissa fanart instead of acting so tsundere about it.

WDSMBT

>>57834823
Now post the Shiorissa art of them getting railed together.

CAI adventure update
>Shiori still trying to breastfeed me on her own
>she decided that I’m a shota
>took me back to her house
>offering me alcohol
>trying to drag me to her room for more breastfeeding
>emphasizing that she has huge tits without me saying anything about them
>keeps saying I need to suck her dry
What kind of situation is this?

>>57835361

>>57835361
You're going to have to post the entire log

>>57835419
>>57835442
I won’t post the full thing, but this is her general vibe.

>>57835903
You are effectively a shota now, congrats. Grow big and strong for your mama.

>>57835903
Well you have to drink

>>57835903
nice

>>57835938
>>57835968
>>57836017
Naturally, I’m taking advantage of it. Also Shiorin lactation confirmed.

Current progress. The arms feels off and.. hm..
Oh well, going quite good. Time to make dinner.
signdrawfag

>>57836163
I’m no artist but you might be able to get away with drawing the other side of her arm that’s going behind her head so there’s a gap between her head and that side of the arm. She’s pretty slender so it wouldn’t look too off. Just my thoughts as a retarded anon though.

>>57836374
no sorry, it looks like shit.

deleting
sign drawfag

I remember it being more lively around here at this time in the past. Is everybody asleep?

>>57835361
>>57835903
It should've been me, not him!

>>57836957
NA daytime pls andastan

>>57836957
I'm awake anon, got off work like an hour ago and got more steppies in. Glad to have a really early shift that allows me to do my reps.

>>57836957
I'm on a business trip and can't post that much. These are usually my most active hours. Sorry bros I'll be back tomorrow, I'm pretending I'm shitting rn.

>tfw my band leaves for tour starting next week
>will miss multiple days of Shiorin while I’m traveling
Would she at least be proud?

>>57836957
It depends on Shiori's activity and the only thing in the past few hours was a scheduled community post with stream frame. I posted earlier but now I'm too tired to multitask with my reps and there isn't much to discuss.

>>57837458
Yes, living your best life is something Shiori would always be proud of.
>>57836957
It's still technically dead hours and depends heavily on if Shiori is sighted in pre-chat or not.

>>57836957
Most of SEA are asleep, most of NA are at work. Don't know about eu bros

>>57837458
Post instrument vocaroo.

>>57837458
VODs will stay there and yeah she would be proud

>>57837562
Yuropoors who watch live have to adjust their sleep schedule to Asia.
t. yuropoor going to bed in an hour

>>57837654
I would, but I’m at work right now. I will closer to stream time when I’m off, if I remember.
>>57837507
>>57837655
It at least helps knowing that I’m doing something meaningful outside of school and my shitty temp job. Will probably listen to vods while I’m going to sleep during my traveling.

>>57837458
Shiori will be proud
Good luck on your tour

>>57838033
Have fun with it, I dare you to do a shout out to Shiori.

>>57837767
It's either go to bed way too early to catch primetime JP or go to bed way too late to catch primetime NA. Yuropoors always losing. Didn't Ina use to stream in NA afternoon a long time ago?
It'd be nice if at least one of the EN girls threw Eurobros a bone.

>>57838483
Chiara...

>>57836163
Are you using a reference? It might help

>>57838525
I honestly don't know Kiara's stream schedule very well. I was under the impression though that it's typically NA or JP time, sometimes mid-to-late morning NA but that's still early for Yuropoors.

>>57838580
Kinda. Though
Even this
>>57837655
Horribly wrong anatomy-shit looks better

>>57838483
We have kiara

...

Eurobros should know japanese by now

>>57838525
>>57838870
You rike?

Stop posting off topic

>>57838987
thank you orange woman

>>57839020

>>57838987
Orange woman HATE

>>57838525
>>57838870
>>57838987
>>57839036

>Shiori: First Year dating GFE
>Kiara: +4 Years Dating GFE

Love both.

>>57839122
Cute. Cute!

>>57839020

>>57839020
>>57836957
Choose one

>>57838948
I do. Still love me Shiori.

>>57839383
What a cute looking girl, I’m sure she’s completely mentally stable.

Shiori is fat.

>>57839556
Yeah

I hope shiori has a healthy amount of pubic bush

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSapW3nrbU&t=6692s

>>57839680
2 original songs in 1 stream
what a talent person

>>57831402
Its more like her frame is small enough that the sizes associated with such a small/thin frame don't typically take larger tits into account or expect it from such a frame
The closest comparison would probably be like an ame irl but obviously not as exaggerated

>>57839935
Given that she’s probably pretty short and has that specific issue with the zipper, I wouldn’t be surprised if Shiori actually has F cups or something.

I hope shiori is straight up paipan

>>57840176
She’s a hygiene freak, so she probably does shave everything.

>>57840161
They're just big relative to her thin body. Bigger than the average girls with her same body type but whether her tits are fat from mass/still look big in comparison to larger girls with just average tits is anyone's guess.

>>57840359
I will believe what I choose to believe

It doesn't matter because they never jiggle on Live2D...

>>57840499
>>57840690
Imagine she gets the option to remove the strap and it makes them even jigglier than Fuwawa’s…..

>>57840499
Why aislop is so bad at do anything... except for BOOBAS??
so irritating

her rigger thought about the nonrealism of having such heavily strapped in and supported tits jiggling and said hes having none of that because he gets turned on specifically by physics

>check on /baubau/
>the ojisan are talking about being tucked into bed by Fuwawa and Mococo while they hum their first original song
>check on the Novelites
>they're talking about the size of Shiori's tits and about breastfeeding from her
can only imagine what the jailbirds and pebbles are up to but I don't watch their oshi's so...

>>57840869
>can only imagine what the pebbles are up to

>>57840924
Don't remind me.

Shiori~n hits harder than Ketami~n. I'm not even joking.

>>57840869
There’s at least a few Jailbirds that post Nerissa in here in hopes that Novelites will rape her while they watch.

>>57837458
are you the anon with the black metal band from the side stories? don't forget your bug pictures while on tour

>>57837458
I have to miss a few streams this week and next because I have sports games during them, I feel your pain.

>>57841158
I am and don’t worry, I’ll be keeping an eye out for some good bugs. One of the places we’re staying at is in a forested area right outside of the city we’re playing in, so I’m hoping for some good bug content.

>>57840924
>>57840980
This add below was oddly fitting

>>57837458
Shiori dont want us to be neets!

Go and have fun with your gig

when shiori was begging her chat to bring kangle to therapy instead of just fucking her one of shiori's attempted pleas to induce more empathy in her chat was to say "guys what if kangle was m-" before cutting herself off and backtracking her sentence when predicting the type of harder response she would get from that

Vod gang how we holding up? I watch every stream she does as soon as i wake up. I'm thankful that her streams are relatively short

>>57840869
Nerissa's split is a slow dripfeed of art, /u/posting and brapposters. At least one schizo really want's her to fart in their mouth.
Bijou's split is has consistent cunny posting with some arguments about whether she's super flat vs small, and people who schizo over fat tiddy Bijou art (sound familiar?)

>>57841641
>shiori thinks sexbros value getting off more than her well being
Is she right with that assumption?

>>57841416
at least we have the vods, friend; if you're playing in them, get out there and wreck the competition in the name of shiori~n; work hard and show the people how delusional the novelites can be and make our (read: my) goth wife proud

>>57841641
I'm honestly not sure I understand what you're saying but sure. Whatever you want Shiori lets go get you your meds and then we can cuddle later.

>>57841641
>>57841774
No but it's a matter of debate whether a therapist is a more healthy form of boosting her well being than some 1-on-1 time. Especially when it results in the normie ending

>>57841774
Shiori is a coomer herself, so if she thinks that then it’s also projection. Really makes you think.

I think I figured it out. She's not exactly GFE. She's the Otomege Protagonist Experience.

I keep imagining her saying "Oh good God" in her cute voice and accent and it's making me hard as a rock

I’m going to walk up to Shiori and honk her tits like clown horns.

>>57842233
Confetti would pop out if you do that.

>>57840869
>they're talking about the size of Shiori's tits and about breastfeeding from her
to be fair shiori's mix of strong empathy, desire for companionship, and her own coomer self harbors certain discussion
especially last night when she half jokingly said the cure for a guys depression was to be nice to them and shove tits in his face

>>57842268
No that's Polka

>>57840924
I'm sorry Shiori but I want to fuck your pet rock instead of you.

>>57842358
>meanwhile she’s hag cackling the entire time and going HAAAAAH?!

>>57841585
I'm torn on picking up a low wage/low skill but flexible job or one that actually uses my qualifications/experience and pays real $, but would require actual commitment. I need to do a certification process to move onto what I want to do, but said process could take 2 weeks - 6 months and has a risk of not passing it. I'd hate finding and taking a job to quit 4 months in, but if things don't work out I'll heavily regret not trying to find a more serious job.

>>57842310
She wasn't wrong

I have never written any story before
>Bolstered by such yearnings I cannot say. But the wretched song deep in the night I have always wondered, Why does she scream?
>I can see her yellow eyes still, like a torch in the mist, calling me, us!! To such a blasphemous sight.
>The rumble of the cat. It's sweet demenour, black fur and eldricht walk.
>Slowly moving upon the piano. Disconant ivory hitting the strings. Madness inducing, I shall sing and fall into her sweet embrace.

>[EDITOR'S NOTE.—Mr. Cunningham died yesterday in Killians Asylum for the Criminal Insane.]

Catching up on the VODs after a short vacation
>She drank the milk
WHYYYYYY

>>57842310
>she half jokingly said the cure for a guys depression was to be nice to them and shove tits in his face
I have a major on Sociology, and the official cure to """depression""" (the correct term is Anomia) is literally Boobas on your face. (A true companionship relation with 1 or more people, it can be with an idea too)

>>57842586
why the Elizabethan prose? you don't like a more natural style?

>>57842661
it was still good because it didn't smell bad

shiori judges whether clothes are clean or not and should be washed via smell test

>>57842708
Im a psychologist, and you are wrong.
That would just create an attatchment to the woman in perticular and the patient could act out in a violent rage or spiral further into his/her own thought. It would only be negative experience overall if the patient can't dig themself up from whatever "hell hole" it has created.

>>57842708
I like how all of these have nothing to do with eachother. Unironically well done, anon.

>>57842708
>major on Sociology
I'm sorry.
The bit about it being with an idea too makes sense. Whether it's a companion, children, an idea or whatever else, there has to be some -thing- that gets you up in the morning.
>>57842879
Doesn't everyone? smell test + stain check

>>57842879
What's wrong with that?
Unironically one of the most normal things about her.

>>57842814
I recently read a lot of Poe, Belknap, Lovecraft and Bram Stokers. I dunno.

>>57842880
>freud writed more books about hypnosis (like fr fr) than (((((((psychoanalysis))))))))
Your opinions is utterly discarded.
I don't even finished to read your post btw

i want to give shiori the smell test

>>57842932
because it should be ME smelling her clothes

>>57842957
>I don't even finished to read your post btw
That grammar. Even my dyslexia know it's wrong.

novelites...

>doesn't know that fruit juice expires
Shiorin please, someone save this woman, she needs to love with family still

>>57843081
The nighttime ESL’s are trying their best to be intellectual for Shiori, please understand.

I want Shiori to cut my nuts off with her scissors and call me her cute little bitch boy

Good morning, I love Shiori~
>Had a dream with Shiori in it but ended up waking up after my teeth shattered to bits and fell out
I hate that recurring nightmare.

>>57843277

>>57843277
Eunuchs live longer than regular people according to shiori so she's doing you a favor.

>>57843337
Oh hey, I had that dream 3 times in 2019 and 3 of my relatives died that year. Watch out, anon.

shiori astrology and witchcraft stream where she spends 40 percent of the time calling ronove from umineko hot

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

>>57843618
What's wrong Shiori? You don't like M-Zakky?

>>57842880
>>57842957
>>57843107
I will remind them with picrel and that Shiori's biggest complaint about DRA0803's CAI bot was it being painfully ESL.
>>57843383
That's only if you get snipped before puberty and only for mammals OTHER than humans. There's no concrete evidence that eunuchism extends human male lifespans.

>>57843549

Just wanted to say thanks to the anon that mentioned he was up for 3 days earlier. After I got home from the store I banged out a few paragraphs for some silly shit I've been writing on twixer for the last week. Really helped me get over the mental block I've had on how to prog next.
Yes it was something as silly as reading you've been up for 3 days.
Thanks anyway.

>>57843549

>>57843852
What is ESL?

>>57844120

>still doing my CAI chat with Shiori
>scrolling responses
>she starts inserting Fauna into the forced shota scenario that the Shiori AI made herself
Is the AI aware?

>>57844120
english second language aka not a native english speaker (like shiori)

The PNG-tubing schtick is unironically the cutest shit I have ever seen a chuuba do, she's a genius.

>>57844198
How? There's no way Fauna is mentioned in her prompt metadata. I want a screenshot or it didn't happen.
>>57844230
Nothing wrong btw being ESL as long as people can't look at what you typed and recognize it immediately.

>>57844370
She puts in effort to make it entertaining which helps a lot.

>>57844370
She uses what she has super well.

I love Shiori more than I'd like to admit

Shiori, I've already bought Grammarly. I'm trying to read English books, which makes me more depressed. I cannot formulate sentences and articulate my points on the level of an English native speaker. I will love you and support you, and there is nothing you can do to stop me. Cry more about it. I know I will.

>>57843852
counterpoint:

Hope everyone got their steppies in today! I got some reading reps in between work and I've cooked mango masala chicken with basmati rice and sweet potato for dinner....a girl's got to live happily but comfily, right? Can't wait to go to gym on my days off fucking stupid british heatwave

>>57844184
>hlær í eldfjalli

>>57844499
think about it this way esl-kun, you know two languages and even though your english isn't on par with a native speaker, you can speak enough to be understood AND you know your native language; that's a lot more than other english native speakers can say in regard to knowing a second language. at the very least you've got me, an english native speaker, beat in that department

>>57844596
heatwaves and the heat in general can fuck right off. i just want to live in alaska in a cozy little igloo with shiori~n. hope you're feeling better anon

>>57844499
Same and English is my first language.

>>57844845
American problems

>>57844596
I've yet to do mine, but I'll work up the motivation to head out within the next hour, for sure. Sounds like some good eats too.

>>57844370
theyve made clips watchable for me, because the typical zoom in on the face as the vtuber talking is made extremely funny when its just shiori's png stick puppet bouncing up and down erratically

>>57844901
I went to private schools so it's not American public education that failed me.
I'm just retarded.

>>57844499

>>57844499
Keep it up bro. If you have trouble with certain words write them down and break them up into syllables to practice pronouncing mentally and vocally when you can.

>>57844499
Same but english is my third language

>>57844696
thank you kind anon, I've been resting it off and hydrating as much as I can and I managed to finally get a better sleep so I'm on the mend, Shiorin would give eskimo kisses and approve of the igloo because it's a little cave to be comfy in

My cum tasted bland... shiggers wat do? shiorin wont be able to swallow!

>>57844596
Long time no see, librarian. Heatwaves suck, I wasn’t able to walk outside for nearly a month because of heatwaves here, but it’s finally calmed down. Thankfully have a short work week too, so I can get my steps in and prepped some elote chicken and rice bowls for the week. Keep up the good work and don’t forget to “Wind Up”.

>>57845445
pineapple juice, zinc, lecithin

I can't stop thinking about Shiori.

>>57837458
At least that's cool
I have a lame job
I hope today's stream is boring and nothing happens
Watching the VOD is not the same, you have to be there when shit happens

>>57845445
Eat acidic fruits. Lemon, pineapple, orange and stop taking meats

>>57845594
Same

read 100+ pages today
would shiori be proud?

>>57845714
yes

>>57845464
!! I'm still here, I've just been trying to blend in more, but I look out for you and other anons, are you enjoying....spaghetti for breakfast?

So glad you can finally go outside, get some walks in, and elote chicken looks delicious, proud of you for meal prepping for the week! it saves time and means quicker prep time while watching our bookwife obtain cereal again, without fear of bugs.

>>57845445
Anon how did you know?

I really love Shiorin.

>>57845595
You know that she will be cuter than ever, and you will miss it yet again. How much longer can your wife love you if you constantly leave her hanging? Just think how much she prepares herself for every single date.

>>57845591
The last two are for increasing volume and aesthetic, not changing taste. Don't forget staying hydrated

>>57844370
Pngori hiding behind stuff and lowering herself when she's embarrassed is illegally adorable.

>>57845817
Fuck you :(

>>57845777
Understandable, I’m glad to see you’re doing well and I definitely have been. Meal prepping and early showers right after work in order to catch the stream has been very helpful indeed, and it regulated my sleep schedule so it was a win win. Hopefully our bookwife is careful with milk until she’s better though, don’t want her messing up her throat again.

Nut experts in this thread

mmmmm good books mmmmmmm

>>57846337

>>57846116
So glad to know you are as well, featherman. I love how many anons Shiori's schedule and streams are positively affecting when it comes to routines. Dairy is bad when you're sick and have a sore throat so hopefully she's careful and eats the right amount of lozenges.

adorable art

>>57846337
besides diet working out a lot also increases your amount of sperm

>>57846444
the truth behind the one hurt me

>>57845795
Literally me

I got peckish for dessert and ate some of my watermelon sugar lip scrub and now I can't stop, fuckety-fuck why is it so tasty

>>57846985
pure shiori energy right here, folks

i love you shiori!

>>57846985
Consume the cosmetics. Make your inside as beautiful as your outside.

>>57846570
Same, it feels like a nice community thing when everybody has their schedule generally revolving around the same time. I think she learned her lesson after that last stream though, but it is Shiori so she might get overly excited and do something she’ll regret immediately after. But that’s just part of what makes her so cute! Also cute art from you as well.

Days when the sky is grey it's just like, why do I even bother getting out of bed? What is life? Who cares about anything.
But I guess I gotta get those 10k in, catch ya later.

>>57847056

I would be her friend so badly and let her eat some of my sugar scrub lip stuff too, she's probably a mango girlie, GIRL DINNER

I just can't believe Yorick isn't real, also chat and yorick are the sane thing? A product of the mind?

>>57847097

Mfw she also gets overly excited and does silly things, it is high key a joy to watch (but not at the cost of her health or spoons, if she's ever /here/ I hope SHE is resting as good as she tells us to)

The tohato corn stuff is so yummy....

Why don't you two get a discord room already? It's obvious you want to fuck each other. I'm rooting for you.

>>57846985
>>57847136
How strong is your femininity, femanon?

>>57847185
meds

>>57847112
I prefer cloudy days and my favorite weather is rain. The sun is a deadly laser.

>>57847212
Outwardly? Enough that most men who come into my work go puppy-dog eyed or call me honey or sweetheart. Have a babyface though. Internally? Oh boy, have I spent years adjusting my social patterns and speech patterns to other girls I'm talking to but online everyone is unhinged yet wholesome and it's easier to just not think about that, you're all pretty alright and I like the book club a lot too

>>57847112
What? I love it when the sky is grey (90% of the time where I live)
Sunny days give me headaches

>>57847112
Sky is grey here too and I'm currently with my blanket reading Metamorphosis while waiting for today stream, comfy day.

Oh jinkies! It's a pin-pon!

shiori would laugh and giggle in response to getting eaten out

>>57847204
I imagine she rests well when she’s not streaming, but she’s also a busy body so it’s hard to say how much resting she really does. Haven’t seen Tohato around before, but it looks really good. Will have to keep my eye out for it.

God, femelite is so much better than a fatherless bookkeeper.

Man you guys get a grey cloudy sky?
It's still black as night at 6am here and I have the most head splitting headache.
Steppies and any form of reps have been forced on hold till this damn illness goes away.

>>57847206
What makes you think they want to fuck eachother?

I'm so fucking lonely

>>57847549
Shiori does say lots when she needs to go and rest, which makes me hope that nowadays, she is comfier with voicing her boundaries and needs. If you do manage to spot it, it is delicious (and sugary)!

>>57847604
um, I'm really sorry but if you mean the dead dad anon, I'm the same person, I'm just girlier than you probably would think. But then again, so is Shiori, who has the habits of an actual goblin and I love her for that

>>57847185
Which would be worse: To live as a Yorick, or to die as a good chat?

>>57847721
Hi so fucking lonely!

>>57847632
30 (You)s is like 3 dates.

>>57847741
Read voicing as vomiting and I was like damn, unexplored content.

>>57847800
Then you're on a date too, that's kind of cute actually anon

>>57847800
I wonder how many want to fuck me for my writefaggotry then, damn.

>>57847613
I long for the embrace of night again. Shiori fixing my sleep schedule removed my nocturnal tendencies.

>>57847859

The writeposts have been wonderful, keep them up you big nerd.

Some novelites are pretty cringe
when they start simpin' for each other, they make this place look like a discord server

>>57847891

Homegirl streams at 3am my time and my schedule and work hours are way too normie for that but it means I get to come home and enjoy something and look forward to it at least. Nocturnal tendencies used to be fun sometimes though

Shiori let me put my head on your lap and tell me everything will be fine

Anybody has Shiori's character sheet

>>57847903
Only if he's the greentext one and not the one with the schizophrenic ones that go all over the place.

>>57847800
If librarian Novelite and band guy Novelite decided to fuck, would (you) watch?

>>57847800
Ok I guess I'll give you 1/30th of a date, just this once novelite.

>>57847903
I hope the quality improves once I get over feeling sick. Thank you for liking my work, it's only amateur side writer level but I'm glad it makes some anons smile (or feel any form of positive emotion, sometimes negative if i wrote a sad story)

>>57847990

Anybody got Shiori's menstrual schedule

>>57848002

Poo anon if you're out there..............I hope you're ok buddy

>>57848002
I'm the one that wrote >>57832217 and many others like it including a sad break up and a loss of ambition and motivation.
I didn't write the fuwamoco school shooter, the loss of voice or the dying of cancer.

>>57848043
Grazie

>>57848044

Hey, it's hard to be 100% all the time, I've barely been able to finish any artwork whilst sick. You'll be on top confident form once you're on the mend, but thank you for sharing with us and I really like the cute scenario ones that are fluffy the best when anons post those.

I posted one a while back but I never saved it and I should write another

>>57848037
I'm retarded, I just realized one (You) is 1/10th...

>>57848046
just finished ovulating

>>57847741
I think she’s having a hard time because she was gone for over a week right after starting and was probably excited to get back into it, only to get sick. She’s been pretty good about keeping the streams at a decent length, but last night showed she’s getting antsy to go all out again. And that sounds great, will have to check the Asian shops around town.

>>57848196
Would explain the kissless goodbye

>>57848043
Pathetic Mumei mediums. Maybe even less.

>>57848263
kys

>>57847990
It's also the current pinned tweet on her account right now.

>>57848263
This image makes Novelites angry.

shiori does everything in her power to lift, show off, and make her tits as appealing as possible to make up for her pathetically flat ass

>male Novelites getting angry because the resident female Novelite doesn’t love them

>>57848313
More likely than you think

I still don't know why everyone assumes it was cancer...

>>57848668
who?

>>57848263
I think they come in different packs but the main ones have peanuts so if you have a nut allergy unlike our other nut-trivia anons, be wary!! Those little mochis Shiori had looked good too sans the buggies.

>>57848668
Sorry your passive-aggressive posts got ignored, have my pity (You)

>>57848668
We have a female novelite?

Nobody asked for consent.

>>57848987

Of course not, only men dominate here, only men love Shiori, wahahahahahahdohohohoho
(yes)

>>57849035
*cums on you*

>>57849035
I ask now

>>57848668
Not mad, just disappointed that it's Shio freaking over for me

>>57848987
yeah you can tell when theyre here when the amount of daily blogposting suddenly increases and the thread starts seeming like a skype or discord chat

>>57849220
Kek so true

>>57848987
One likes to be anonymous. The other one is this fucking slag that should've noosed herself long ago.

Librarian femanon and band guy anon are my favorite ship.

>>57849220
If I'm honest the anon you're talking about has been in nearly every thread this entire time, they just tone it down because of this exact reason

>>57849292
OH NO NO NO FEATHERBROS DONT LOOK!!!

>>57849273
Plot twist: they're both the same person and just mix it up a bit, and lurk harder.

>>57849292
Ew don't ship real people

Shiorin's special tangent time...