/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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I HATE FUWAWA
I LOVE MOCOCO!
FUCK COEXISTING
SOLO MOCOCO STREAMS NOW!

BAU BAU

>>57818537
Mococo, does Fuwawa need to beat you up again?

>thread is primarily praising Mococo
I understand where you are coming from, but please praise Fuwawa a bit more to balance it out.
>thread is primarily praising Fuwawa
What the fuck is wrong with these retards? How are they so stupid to be doing this when Mococo deserves more praise?

I'm going to be the harem protagonist and Fuwamoco will fall deeply in love with me because I'm "nice" even though I have no notable talents or skills and am severely outclassed by chads in every way.

I am uncomfortable that they retweeted this since I find it extremely sexual and arousing.

>>57818614
Yeah i feel you bro, Pero is making my cock diamonds too

FuwaMoco is for /ss/

Are FuwaMoco succubi? Why do they prey on poor unsuspecting ojisans so much?

>>57818667
>those hips
>mococo lifting up fuwawa's skirt
SEXOOOOO

>>57818680
It's every womans dream to be romanced by a fat bald ojisan

What are they whispering to him?

>>57818726
Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>57818726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wzgy7uTuSk
stream lifetime showtime

>>57818780
We need a plan to make it go viral so it can get some normie views. Does anyone want to pitch in to hire a prostitute to do an "I'm your treasure box" style dance to it?

Now that the Ruffians have forced Mococo to call her sister Fuwa-nee, when will >we make her call >us Onii-chan? Will a maxed out akasupa be enough?

Any recommendations for a baby tier VN for me to cut my teeth on for nihongo reps?

>>57818748

wallpaper for Fuwafans only

>>57818879
I asked before and got this https://vndb.org/v5244

>>57818927
It sure is *unzips*

>>57818748
Fuck you

>>57818748
Already dead

One or both of them are awake.

>>57818820
me randomly replying to some anon about Fuwawa nicknames and suggesting Fuwane into someone then sending that name as a supa leading to the fuwane interactions has been pretty interesting, I never thought I could cause something like that to happen

>>57818927
I love dresses that make it look like the wearer is literally just wearing a bra. It's like a socially accepted way of wearing underwear in public

Did anybody know why they seem to be pushing for numbers pretty hard? I never followed any of the other girls as closely as fuwamoco but I don't remember them pushing for views/ pushing merch as much? Is this a result of the company going public?

>>57819014
I think this is where it started >>57501783

>>57819171
>>57501982 (me)
Indeed it's where it started, I was really surprised when someone supa 'd it midstream after reading the thread

>>57819158
They're driven and want to be successful

>>57819158
Because some idiot here was saying they didn't care about numbers.
This is their way of keeping him BTFO.

>>57819158
Because they're ambitious and want to be successful? What sort of question is this? "Does anyone know why anon is pushing for a higher salary and better job title so hard?". Have you been conditioned by the rest of EN to think that being slack, lazy and complacent is the norm or desirable? Because it isn't.

They're chasing numbers because they've been given an enormous platform and they're going to use it to reach for every dream they have, simple as.

Ok lemme try again, any ruffians have a reaction like this one except Mococo is also looking back as if they just saw something retarded? Mococo doesn't have to have the same expression as Fuwawa, she can just have a bewildered or dumb face but needs to have the two of them are glancing at each other.

>>57819393
Here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMBmu9b9jCY

>>57819393
i mean... could this work anon?
i can think of another one, but they are not looking at each other

>>57819368
I said this in the last thread before it died, a vtuber numberfagging is nothing wrong, but I think numberfagging only is effective if you commit to it, all in.

They still want to do their own things too much (game choice) and their numbers will suffer a bit for it. Again, going in the direction of doing whatever you want to have fun is fine as well, but I think asking for the best of both world is just unrealistic, especially early on like this.

>>57818927
lazy stitch of Lifetime Showtime Mococo

>search "fuwamoco lifetime showtime" on YouTube
>it's the 5th result down, lower than some random channel's reupload of their song
Why is Youtube so shit

>>57819505
I'm not that guy but that fits the bill, looks perfect

>>57819526
Understandable but go easy on them, they're only a month in. Wait unti Koyori takes them under her wing and mentors them in the way of the number.
Although Koyoris latest covers aren't doing so hot either

>>57819158
This is probably their last real chance to make it big, so they are giving their all. Nothing wrong with that as long as they don't whine about it.

>>57819542
Tthe song got shadowbanned anon. We've been pointing it out the entire time, the numbers are extremely sus. There's no way it would be ticking up in views that slowly. Someone else theorized it might have got hit by the similar content algorithm since it was in their debut stream, but whatever it is it's not counting half the views it gets.

>>57818575
Bau BAU!!

>>57818820
Using supas to tell vtubers to say things is really cringe.

>>57819542
>>57819613
Wait .. What if YouTube algorithm thinks the random niggers upload is the original driver technically it was?

>>57819675
Not driver, video
thanks autocorrect time to kms

>>57819675
That's possible as well. It's for that reason that Holos ask clippers not to upload clips while the stream is ongoing because Youtube is retarded and will flag the stream as derivative content of the clip once it goes into VOD mode.

>>57819505
Well I guess I can try to get a good angle from this.
>>57819514
Im looking for a reaction pic to indicate a dumb/silly post by anon, not for another depressed holo reaction like the usual Fubuki or Matsuri one.

Their manager being a slack retard and taking almost an entire month to upload a song that was already finished is the reason the clip channels got first dibs and Fuwamoco are entirely right to be angry and upset about it

>>57819711
I'm sorry anon I thought the video description would link to where the clip starts but it turns out clip niggers are scum of the earth, and can't even fill it there own copy pasted templates

>>57819613
>>57819583
Do 'tags' affect YouTube's algorithm? None of her videos have any tags.

There's definitely something going on with the song's vod, I can't even find it among my search results

>>57819784
Shit you're right the video has no meta tags...Fuwamoco...

MANAGER HATE
YOUTUBE HATE

Just got home from work, why are they sad? did they mentioned why they had a rough day? fuck man i wasn't there for them, are they alright?

>>57819883
Yeah, it's not just her music videos, ALL OF THEIR VIDEOS don't have any tags

>>57819368
This. Exactly this. This hobby is plagued by lazy whores left and right conditioning people into believing being ambitious is wrong. You should aim to be the best you can

>>57819927
Nobody knows but they are human like everybody else, bad days happen. They are going to be ok.

>>57819830
This anon cracked the code >>57819784
No tags mean the song is much harder to find. To tell the algorithm that the video is Hololive and should be associated with that content then they need to use the Hololive tag. That's why the video is never getting recommended because it doesn't know that it's Hololive content and should be recommended to Hololive viewers

>>57819158
Pushing merch is good. Pushing numbers is bad. I don't know why they think they can hit 1 million subs in a year when even Koyori hasn't hit that after 2 years. They seem to think the vtuber viewer demographic is a lot bigger than it actually is. There aren't enough people to fill a million subs and the only way to get there will be to pander to an external demographic that will sub and not watch. Pretty much all vtubers that have over a million subs have mostly dead subs. What they should really be trying to accomplish is having over 10k loyal live viewers on their streams a year from now, being highly respected in the vtuber scene and being the go-to pov for any collab or event that has multiple different vtuber povs.

>>57820074
Bro they are veterans at this, they have managers too, you think they just forgot or don't know this? absolutely not, this is a personal choice

>>57820106
Cover, unfortunately and stupidly, primarily uses subs as their metric for channel performace. Very, very stupid yes but if Fuwamoco want Cover to give them opportunities then they need high sub growth. That's just the way it is. What you're saying would make more sense for an indie vtuber who gets to set their own targets, not Hololive members who have specific KPIs to meet

>>57819711
Alright so do you guys think this is a decent reaction to use as a reply for
>anon just went full retard
Or is it a bit too generic/neutral to use?

>>57820180
So that's why yagoo is launching new gens now for the sole purpose of motivating Gura to stream, because cover thinks she must be by far the most successful based on her subs

>>57819158
They're pushing numbers in the same way Kiara did/does. They remember to regularly advertise projects they are a part of because they're used to both self-promotion and preforming to small crowds so they work hard to remind you what their current 'hot item' is. It's not a bad thing, but there's a bit of that idolbrain mentality after being fans for so many years.

>>57820286
>launching new gens now for the sole purpose of motivating Gura to stream
Gura is semi retired and Yagoo doesn't give a fuck as long as he can sell endless Gura merch to desperate chumbuds

>>57820180
I doubt this is the case. They would be looking at the revenue and profits as the primary metric. Mainly superchats and merch. Youtube views would also be considered. But Koyori gets insane numbers of views despite having a relatively low sub count so sub counts are surely not something they consider to be all that important. Hololive wouldn't be so successful if they were making decisions based on faulty metrics.

>>57820329
I don't see the problem. Suisei is a shameless self promoter and it works well. You've got to realize that there are a significant amount of normies who won't do things unless they're given a bit of a reminder by the talent. Why does every single youtuber say "Hit the subscribe button and slam that like button" in every video? Because it works. Because a not insignificant number of people will do it if asked and won't if they don't.

In my mind they haven't been going at it nearly as hard as they could have. They haven't directly asked anyone to subscribe to the channel yet for example when Chloe was going "Guys Pwease subscribe" for every single stream in her first month

>>57818748
No

>>57819784
You seem to be on to something here
For example, I checked Polka's channel and her videos for music and streams are tagged with 【尾丸ポルカ/ホロライブ】

>>57818748
N

>>57820453
As an extension of this, i watch a couple of vtubers on twitch and everytime they remind people about their prime subs sometimes they sub by the dozens

>>57820447
>I doubt this is the case
Yagoo told the investors at the latest AGM that the key metrics they use to track performance are Subscribers and Merch Sales

Even if i love the dogs i despise the fact they are numberfags and that's it, i don't like it at all i don't go around trying to find a way to cope wih it like some of you
>numberfagging=bad
doesn't matter who it is

>>57820447
>Hololive wouldn't be so successful if they were making decisions based on faulty metrics.
You're kidding right? The incompetence of Covers management is legendary. The only reason Hololive is successful is the talent.

Don't worry about the tags. Fuwawa will read this thread and fix it

>>57819784
>>57820074
I don't know, this part from YT help section says tags don't help all that much.

>>57820613
Numberfagging is good actually. Hardworking girls are cute, aren't they?

>>57820664
No it's not, if you are unironically saying this you are just coping, nothing good can come from being a numberfag and i hope the twins stop that behaviour at some point

>>57820453
Neither do I, but retards here (and clipfags) will spin it as them 'begging for support' and 'only caring about numbers'. At the end of the day as much fun as they have doing this stuff, it's still a job and the people above them have some level of expectation, especially when someone is unproven. I know I keep bringing it back to Kiara as an examole, but the things she wanted to do in Hololive, she had to constantly fight for and had days just like this, where she went to fans for the support to keep on pushing forward. I feel like both the twins and her get the same positive emotional boost from fans that help them try and try again.
Kiara recently had her album release and it seems like they (Cover) gave her very little time to promote. Whatever deadline they gave her was so tight that one of the songs was finished only two weeks before the album release. Cover is still a corporation and there are still many headaches that come with it if you aren't just showing up and doing the bare minimume.

>>57818748
nigger nigger nigger

>>57820723
only viewers can be numberfags, you massive retard, it's a chubas job to to care

>>57820613
Unfortunately for you, few things are ever black-and-white.
Numberfagging as a means for a goal is a good thing and a decent way to stay motivated.

>>57820613
>>57820723
Go back, retard

I find nothing wrong with numberfagging besides the fact that trying to push something after it's clearly passed its course just comes off as pathetic in a way that I don't want to see them. I actually really liked lifetime showtime but I watched it on a clip channel or from their debut the entire time it wasn't up officially. I'll still listen to it occasionally but I've had my fill and so have a bunch of other ruffians I'm sure. It's unfortunate that management delayed it so long but it won't hit the same now no matter what. Every retweet puts a slight grimace on my face as I feel nothing but pity for them

>>57820723
>nothing good can come from being a numberfag
What a strange thing to say when Pekora, Marine, Suisei, Miko and Koyori are all MASSIVE numberfags and also some of the best all around talents in the company. What do you mean nothing good can come of it because there is an extremely strong correlation between a talent who cares deeply about their numbers and their quality (and often quantity) of their content. I'd even say that the reason Fuwamoco are so good is because they care deeply about giving the audience what they want, which ties into trying to become more popular.

Ambition is never a bad trait. Never.

>>57820613
well, time to say good bye from any and all corpo chuuba I guess
see ya anon

it really do be like dat tho

>>57820891
It goes in and out like the tide. Mococo was more popular at first and now Fuwawas charms are coming through more. It will swing back and people will be back to Mococo worship again

>>57820824
Idols and bands sling the same merchandise day in and day out to promote themselves and to keep themselves going. This is no different, because better numbers means more oppertunities to do things in the future. No one is forcing (you) to stream it over and over, but they may ask you to go relisten to it if you want as a reminder that it helps them out, no matter how big or small a single view is.

>>57820891
Accurate representation of Fuwawa drinking Mococo's glass of milk every morning when she didn't look that mamapuppy poured for them

>>57820068
they are dogs

>>57821044
*demon guard dogs

>>57820824
It's for Ruffians like me who want to help them out as much I can. I'll listen to Lifetime Showtime 10 times a day for the rest of my life if it helps propel them to their dreams

why hasnt anyone considered that lifetime showtime is actually trash? jesas anons its that simple

Luv Fuwamoco
Listen to Lifetime Showtime
Simple as

>>57821141
BAU BAU

>>57821141
It's not actually trash it's just a short lovely catchy song, idk why people expect Suisei numbers on it

>>57821141
DOGEZA
NOW

We can pay for YouTube ads, but I don't think that would make them happy tho

Are Fuwamoco aware of how many of their fans jack off to them?
Will they do a countdown ASMR

>>57821438
I don't
I see them as daughters

>>57820613
I think a vtuber numberfagging because it affects them directly is quite different from numberfags here doing it.

>>57821438
I don't get the countdown thing. Am I meant to cum when they reach zero? I can't guarantee that'll happen

>>57821484
>I see them as daughters
Doesn't mean you can't do it

>>57821044
https://youtu.be/lsaaw2OlB6M?t=2h3m15s
already disproven

>>57818537
Who could be behind this post?

>>57821019
Probably explains why Fuwawa developed big tits and Moco-chan didn't

>>57821526
kayfabe bros...

>>57821512
idk it's supposed to be some some sort of domination thing... that or maybe numberfags really do find numbers sexy

>>57821438
that's digusting

I have been working for the past 24 hours, what did I miss please

>>57821203
Doesn't properly show Fuwawa's tits

>>57818748
Bitch

>>57818748
Eat my ass

>>57821438
Yes, we have ふわシコ許可.

>>57821438
I don't. They really stroke my heart though.

>>57820627
Most of the talents were not particularly successful before they joined Hololive.

>>57821740
Nice

>>57821500
Numberfagging on itself is fine, the issue comes when its being used to attack others, on top of some of those people being jealous/insecure.
>congratulations Gura on being the fastest 1 million vtuber
>Haha Fubuki, Korone, Pekora lost to Gura
>who cares about dead subs when most of them don't turn up

>>57821512
>>57821601
You can cum on command better than you might think. Sometimes masturbation sessions might drag on for hours, but if you're really in a hurry it is suddenly very easy to cum in just a few minutes even if you don't believe that to be possible at first.
Yes, you are supposed to cum when the timer reaches zero, your body is being conditioned that it NEEDS to cum when the time runs out, making it possible.

>>57821781
This is true but it was only because they weren't in Live Action Idolmaster which allowed them to bloom. Cover provided the business framework but their actual management of it has been nothing short of abysmal and I'm pretty sure every single Holomem has complained about the management being retards who shut their projects down for awful reasons. Pekora even had a full scale meltdown on stream

Wouldn't it be funny if during watchalongs, they split their mic audio to separate channels. That way, whenever they talked it felt like were sitting by your sides. Hehe, yeah that's be pretty funny...

>>57821619
Aren't they supposed to be the same weight? I thought Mococo at least has a bigger ass to offset Fuwawa's huge tits.
IS THERE ANYTHING FUWAWA WON'T MOG MOCOCO AT?!

>>57821826
>Sometimes masturbation sessions might drag on for hours
The fuck? One I get hard I can cum in about 30 seconds after I start pumping

>>57821834
They're doing better than all the other corpos.

>>57821874
Mococo will prove herself in 3D and mog Fuwawa completely, trust the plan

>>57821881
>He isn't a professional coomer
Anyway that's what I mean. you COULD cum incredibly quickly if your body feels that it has to, hence the countdown ASMR
But if you're as much as a coomer as me, it normally takes far longer

Finally finished the SC stream while cooking food.
I love my dogs

>>57821967
How often do you coom that it takes you an hour to finish. You know it stores your vital essence right, you need to practice semen retention

>>57818748
Fuck

>>57821943
Fuwawa on the left
Mococo on the right.

>>57821943
mococo mentioned during superchat reading that she is very flexible, do with that information what you will

>>57821874
Mococo has the superior sneeze

>>57821601
h-heh who would think numbers sexy

>>57821815
that counts too
When I say numberfags, I also mean the people obsessing about numbers to an unhealthy degree that the vtubers themselves don't or would never even care about.

>>57822010
3 times a day when I'm trying to hold back

>>57822159
the only sexy numbers are those in a bank account preferably without a minus

>>57818748
no

>>57818748
FuwaMoco version of this when?

>>57820613
I think the problem isn't being a numberfag but more like being a number beggar. It's okay to celebrate subscriber and view count milestones but asking your viewers to replay a video just to boost the views or saying that you want to get x views on a video is what irks some people. Looping Lifetime Showtime for the sole purpose of boosting the view count doesn't sit well with me. I feel like I'd be lying about how much I like the song.

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Ok anons, you would rather jerk each other off about numbers instead of helping a tired oji out. Nice...

>>57822553
How did you get into my thoughts?

Biscuit Oliva knows what's up

>>57822540

>>57822553
Yes, yes this post captures my feelings well

>>57822653
meant for >>57822553

>>57822553
Moco-chan calm down

I just want to warn you guys that Mococo saves all your horny posts in a big word file and uses an AI to match the post style to member comments

>>57822540
Good thing it isnt them being number beggars then.

>>57822718
No, give it back. I want Fuwawa too.

>>57822752
>he doesnt change his typing style for each social media
ngmi

>>57822752
I will meet mococo, i will make her laugh and fuck her passionately

I want fuwawa to backseat, bully and abuse me.

Does Fuwawa have the biggest oppai in Advent?

>>57822865
nope nerrisa got the biggest

>>57822821
>That's it Ruffian? Your chin chin is tiny, you couldn't even make Fuwawa cum with that thing

>>57822602
Is the new baki season any good?

>>57822757
They've been saying they want x views on their videos all the time. Like when Kaibutsu hit a million they said they wanted more. Or Lifetime Showtime hitting 100k and Mococo saying they want 300k. It would be better if they would just celebrate what they got and leave it at that.

>>57822981
No. The animation devoid of all life.

>>57822944
LONG FUCK

>>57822944
FAT FUCK

>>57823011
life time show isn't that good, might be hard to accept but that one is a miss. I'm sure they will have better songs in the future

Fuwawa is a master manipulator

>>57822553
finally a good post. why are sea hours just filled with numberfags? got 2 loving girls trying to protect your smile and all you can think about is numbers. could just say stream lifetime showtime and call it a day

I want them to play the Switch fitness game sometime. I think it would be cute to have them take turns doing the exercises while the other cheers on like a trainer. And when one is doing the exercise wrong, the other can be hands-on to correct her. That would be pretty gay.
Fuwawa I know you're reading this.

>>57823090
>life time show isn't that good
It's catchy and cute. What more do you need from a Holosong?

>>57823095
Concernfags got riled up, saviourfags woke up, and numberfags and shitposters use it to bait both of these groups of people.

>>57823128
Ring Fit? Yeah, I'd love for them to play that. Though It'd probably be troublesome for me since I wouldn't be able to stop thinking about how sweaty they'll be.

>>57823146
>catchy
so this is the part which i think is just ok. when they say their name over and over that's really catchy the rest isn't

>>57822981
The whole thing is a fever dream, even from Baki standards but if you like the series then you are going to enjoy it, it's more Baki.

>>57823203
I watched the beginning, seems like usual Baki but everyone seems weirdly gay for pickle

>>57823250
Pickle is pretty handsome.

>>57823146
i'm not gonna shit on lifetime showtime but there can be more to holosongs than being catchy and cute. half the songs they sang at their hololive only karaoke were more than just catchy and cute. i'm sure the girls want to make heartfelt, impacting music as well

>>57823279
I wonder if there was a xwitter meltdown because of the rape

>>57823011
>all the time
Those two time are like the only time they say that

>>57822919
that's surprising.

>>57823193
Plenty of opportunities for Fuwawa to humiliate Mococo like she likes to do
>Moco-chan, how did your butt get sweaty so quick?
>Moco-chan, you're getting a little smelly.
>Moco-chan, I think all those pon-de-rings maybe be slowing you down...

wtf? I just found Pero next to my dick! I better send a picture to Fuwamoco...

polka singing slayers op the straight into kenshin second op.
God i really hope fuwamoco sing some of them one day

>When they see your benis

>wake up
>missed the post by 9 hours
No...I wasn't strong enough to get my internet heart...

SOMOS LOSOTRA

Why does Mococo's tummy start hurting when she gets scared? Is that really a thing?

I think you people should stop lusting over dogs

>>57823910
>Fuwawa has blue eyes
Ruined

>>57823805
Check back later, Ruffian!

>>57824084
No I don't think I will

>>57824062
many people get that when stressed, some puke, see mio, others shit their brains out, others just tummy hurt

>>57823910
LA CREATURA

>>57824117
You're right Moco-chan! I will!

>People start speculating the lewd green text poster is Fuwawa
>Mysteriously stops
Hmmmm

>>57824062
Mostly a women thing, particularly if they get stressed easily.

>>57818748
Fuck you!

>>57824373
She must be cooking up something spicy

Only chihuahuas are allowed to post here.

>>57824536
She got writers block hence the member post

>/baubau/ spent more time bockering than stream showtime
Now they got sad and smile status not protected. I am disappointed in /baubau/

>>57818748
B

>>57825012
I've been streaming it non stop. I had it on repeat the entire 40 min drive to work and my brain melted

>>57825191
i dont know if you are just dedicated or an actual psychopath... either way i kneel

>>57822540
>OMG I LOVE FUWAMOCO, THEY'RE LIKE THE JP EXPERIENCE IN EN!!!
>いっぱい聞いてね!よろしく
>NOOOOO NOT LIKE THIS
This is what happens when you spend more time reading threads than watching streams. You begin to believe this board's meta is what vtubing is about.

>>57825256
To be fair if they speak Japanese then it's just the JP experience in Japanese

>>57825191
Is your mind full of bau bau yet

>>57825012
Jokes on you I've been playing it on my PC, Laptop, Home server, and two of my phones this whole time.

>>57825382
What I meant is that this is a common thing to ask that every JP releasing music tells their audience. But because the people who claim to want the JP experience don't actually know what it's like, they now find issue in getting exactly what they asked for. The only difference is that FuwaMoco is asking for it in English. Literally the only difference. Marine keeps begging for me to listen to her music a lot when celebrating millions of views.

S U P P O R T Y O U R O S H I, its this simple.

>>57825452
I'm almost certain those are not complaints from actual Ruffians but subtle false flags from antis reduced to a pathetic state due to having nothing else. I certainly expect anyone who really like Fuwamoco to understand the basics of supporting your oshi in the traditional idol way since they're the purest idol experience you can get in EN. Shilling your stuff is certainly part of that.

Just send the link of the song to your friends, is it that hard?

>>57825941
Yes because I don't have any friends

>>57825941
You first. and don't forget to say "BAU BAU" to them as well.

>>57825191
And only 5 of those views counted right? Fucking Youtube

>>57825941
My friends are married and have kids and would cut me off if I sent them that

>>57826207
Send it to your friends' kids

>>57826207
Same, but they wouldn't cut me off, they'd just say 'what the fuck is this shit'.
Had a buddy who's one step away from anti-anime anything who linked me a meme he found on tiktok of the twins during the crazy frog karaoke. Was tempted to reply 'This is better' with a link to the F1 edit, but cpuldn't bring myself to do it.

I think I might be in love with Fuwawa.
I think about her many times throughout the day, unprompted. And it makes me happy whenever I do. I just want to hear her beautiful soft voice and see her smile. I want to hold and hug and kiss her too...

>Less than two hours to FWMC morning
AIIIIEEEEE I'll take a nap

>>57826394
Unfortunately it's a Taming of the Shrew situation. Fuwawa will only date you if you can find someone to tame the firey Mococo and turn her into a docile trad wife

>>57823525
I mean, she’s still got big titties, probably just outside top 10 if not actually top 10. It’s just that the high end gets increasingly absurd. You’ve only got Coco, Noel, Sana, Kronii, Moona, Lamy, Choco, and Nerissa that I’d say are without a doubt bigger.

>>57826544

>>57826394
Sorry you don't truly love Fuwawa you're only lusting over her

>>57826737
What's the difference

>>57826544

I need another members post

>>57826612

Sniffing Fuwawa

The easiest and least embarrassing way to send it to your friends is to send it as a link and then immediately say "Oops, I meant to send that to my girlfriend/sister/mom"

>>57826985
>your girlfriend/sister/mom
fixed

>>57826985
I did this with my dad but it was gay porn.

GOOD TO KNOW!

Please Fuwawa tweet something in the next hour if you want me to send the link to my parents because I don't have friends

What are some good ways to show love and support that aren't just mindless paypigging? Sincere comments are good but not very impactful, I'm already watching and rewatching their songs, I can't draw so no possible submissions to FWMCpix... should I start doing weekly submissions for Pero sightings or the Today I Went on a Walk segments? I am not a very clever Ruffian so I need help with ideas.

>>57826179
Yes? Why should your views count for every time you watched a video. You could just turn on loop and let it go 100000 times

>>57827257
Bake a Fuwamoco or Pero cake and submit it.
Submit a Fuwamoco or Pero Itasha.
Get a Pero tattoo.

>>57827257
Yes, those are ways to feed into their content which helps them make more. Beyond that it's just being active in chats when they're around and you can catch them live or leaving a comment on VoDs.

>>57827257
Send them a tribute

>>57819646
My original superchat said "then maybe something like フワ姉 could fill that purpose, if it isn't too weird" for that exact reason.

>>57827257
>please share with us a bit of your world
You know what to do.

Why did my sweet sweet moco-chan have a bad day.... Why did you horrible monsters do to her this time.

>>57827257
commission a doujin---

what if fuwamoco laid eggs

>>57827257
Weekly submissions are useful, they have been asking for it.

>>57827257
>should I start doing weekly submissions for Pero sightings or the Today I Went on a Walk segments?
They were concerned about not getting enough content submissions last morning stream so honestly, yes.

>>57827534
Ive successfully invaded her dreams.

>>57827257
IMO consistent weekly submissions - even if they don't get used, they will 100% look at it and at the very least feel appreciative that you spend time contributing to their show.

>>57827257
I love this PC-98 art

Clock Tower stream, onegai.

>>57827361
>Get a Pero tattoo.
Don't do this
they absolutely don't like tattoos

>>57827361
>forever be called fat fuck

>>57827361
>Bake a Fuwamoco or Pero cake and submit it.
I like this one

They on stream are bantering about being better and are demanding praises. That means that they are creating rifts in ruffians. That means that we are blessed by them to create conflict in their name.
Let it be war. Lets no longer act like there is any unity. Fuwawife is perfect GF material and has bigger breasts. No amount of coping can change the fact that she is the better sister.
I never wanted this, but my oshi wants me to pull my dick out and rape Mocofags into submission as she herself did to her failure of a sister to prove dominance. Prepare yourself

Man, I can't wait for FWMC Morning in an hour. I need them to protect my smile.

>>57827257
Watch Lifetime Showtime and get it to 300K views like they want.

I think Moco-chan deserves more headpats

>>57827909
This
I'd kill myself because of stress at work if there wouldn't be FWMC Morning awaiting for me

>>57827876
Shut up.

>>57827658
How do you think the twins were born?

>>57827257
>any FMWC Morning submissions
>like and comment on their videos
>be there when they are live (if possible)
>more importanly keep BAU BAU

my wife fuwawa

>>57828242
...smells bad. Mococo smells better.

>>57827302
This is actually for the better. If not, total views in general will be even more distorted and inflated which put pressure on them more.

>>57827257
I don't have a creative artistic skill so what I do is send suicide baiting maros to vtubers and tell them that my life will be over if they ever quit. I don't know if they have mixed feelings about it, but I'm sure it's good motivation for them.

>>57828387

These dogs are making me parasocial what do I do?

>>57828387
I kneel

>>57828641
I honestly don't know, I didn't think I'd be affected this hard from them doomposting and then going radio silent. Feels like I should be doing something even though I know I can't.

>patra actually made full-length version of lifetime showtime
>can't post on debut coz some contrived reason like to not overshadow other genmates or shits
>promised permission to post on 500k subs
>management expect them to get it on month 3 or shits
>they actually achieved it in 1 month
>management caught off-guard, haven't deal with permission and shit
>mental gymnastic saying that the fans doesn't want ori song this early, ask them to prove fans demand by allowing them to post short version
>song got shadowbanned, flopped hard
>got told so by management
>now lifetime showtime (full ver.) in limbo forever
rate my rrat

>>57828295
Oh yeah? What does Moco-chan smell like then?

>>57828182
>the third egg is Chihuahua
RIP...

>>57828925
peaches

>>57828641
Work, go to the gym or study or something. Nothing you can do anyway.

what are the tags for the walk, pero, dog submissions? It doesn’t all go under #FWMCmorning right?

>>57828641
Embrace it.
They ARE my wives and Xtards will never win

>>57828951
I want to sniff Mococo's peach...

>>57828182
>>57828933
Chihuahua...

>>57828641
Embrace it. Resistance is futile.

>>57828933
>>57829064
She's alive and waiting to reclaim what's rightfully hers.

So, did they decide who's the elder twin by comparing the size of their tits and whoever has the bigger pair becomes the onee-san? or maybe by the size of their penises. whoa, FUTAMOCO indeed.

>>57828641
Is it a bad thing? Is there any argument against it other than "hurr get life muh incel"?

>>57828780
Rate mine
>Want to post on debut, mane-san thinks song will flop and affect the channel and said no.
>They keep pestering mane-san but mane-san held firm.
>They hit 500k quicker than everyone, and said the demand is there. The wise mane-san knows the channel will flop and still said no.
>They kept pestering mane-san, and mane-san relent and give the go ahead
>The song got released and flopped. Mane-san got an earful from JP grand elders.
>Mane-san complains about this to FWMC, saying "I told you so!!! No more orisong until Showtime Lifetime hits 300k."

tldr: Management tried to save them, but they didnt save themselves...

>>57820613
Anon, numberfagging is good. It means they care.

>>57820723
It's the opposite, those who don't care about their numbers doesn't care about their audience, otherwise they would be fine streaming to 0 people, which means excluding (You).
And the more viewers they get, the more ambitious their projects can be, and better they can give back to their audience.
This is only possible if you numberfag. You let seething 2views distort your perception of numberfagging, the good 2views understands the importance of numbers and numberfagging.

>>57828764
>them doomposting and then going radio silent
Holy shit you guys are pathetic, leave now or you will only suffer

>>57829030
>#FWMCmorning
Is all under that tag. Though I think QnA questions are under #helpFWMC

>>57829195
>Is there any argument against it other than "hurr get life muh incel"?
Most girls aren't worth of it and will make you go insane over time if you have no brakes. That's all.

>>57820723
>nothing good can come from being a numberfag
Looks at suisei and marine. Yeah sure, nothing good will come from it.

>>57828182
Is that Korone?

>>57820613
I get you.
I don't really mind it when holos or vtubers say something generic like wanting to do well or to hopefully reach more people soon and all, but when they bring up specific numbers it just feels a bit weird. Like specifically mentioning wanting 300k while sounding sad about it "only" being 100k so far.
I don't know man, I cheer for them and want them to do well obviously, but it's nicer when they don't mention it that often.

>>57829245
>And the more viewers they get, the more ambitious their projects can be, and better they can give back to their audience.
>This is only possible if you numberfag.
Crazy is that if they became successful, they will be considered as driven and ambitious, not numberfags.

>>57829242
>>57828780
I reject your premise that Lifetike Showtime was a flop. 110k views in 5 days is very impressive for a channel that's only existed for a month.

>>57829546
>I don't know man, I cheer for them and want them to do well obviously, but it's nicer when they don't mention it that often.
No, you are not cheering for them, you just want to control them.

>>57829624
Maybe mane-san expected 300k, who knows. But is not the first time an orisong does badly. This one from IRyS "only" has 270k views after 9 months:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4Rfg8R4lOU

>>57827257
I too got to this predicament, but I finally made a twitter account and sent a pero sighting.
The girls literally said on stream that they want Ruffians to share some of your world with them.
Do you have any hobbies? Is there any place of thing that is locally famous to take a picture of?
If you don't have any hobbies, why don't you try cooking? Make some pon-de-rings. Even if they don't look professional, sharing is caring!

>>57829030
It does. They really should do something about how the hashtag is shown. Having it in the top right corner doesn't help much for people that don't already know, even if they mention the hashtag. Maybe have it close to the screen with "Please send submissions to."
Have to idiot proof things like that

>bau bau
https://dlsdc.com/blog/dogbarksdifferentlanguages/
Are they Italian or god forbid Bulgarian?

>>57829624
Nope. It should have about 500k since it is basically debut song. The song was average, but mostly they got fucked by the algorithm.
Mococo I know you are /here/, remember. Don't EVER let Japanese be your lyricist for English song. IRyS' songs are mid because of this fag

>>57829870
anon ruffians aren't stupid, look at all the successful threads that we make!

https://twitter.com/akimiya_825/status/1699051493113164132
Cute!

>>57829912
The song really sounds like it was written in japanese

>>57827641
Unironically this

>>57830021
It was. They talked about this.

>>57829624
the views tanked so hard so fast it's clear there's something fucky going on
for comparison, that's kaibutsu views trend on the bottom

Rebellion number mogged Lifetime Showtime into oblivion even though Lifetime showtime was the better song lyrically and phonically speaking. You all blaming patra for the view count even though Lifetime Showtime was released 3 weeks after debut with almost no advertisement. Lifetime Showtime is a great and catchy song.

>>57830267
>even though Lifetime showtime was the better song lyrically and phonically speaking.
Holy fucking cope. Rebellion is the better song. It's ok, it's not the end of the world.

i'm just waiting for the full version.....

>>57830393
>Rebellion is the better song
FIRE FIRE LIGHT THE FIRE LIGHT OUR HEARTS AS YOU DESIRE

>>57830207
It is like this song is not recommended in algo at all, lmao

>>57829752
Alright buddy

>ID3 is in japan
https://www.youtube.com/live/Dy1itOfYUCk?si=n4hTRuPVhzpqmv6o&t=206
This probably means they are recording stuff for their 3d debut.
I wonder how long will it take for Advent to get 3d models too. Fuwamoco dancing and singing in 3D is gonna be the end of me.

>>57830393
I disagree, I don't really like Rebellion. The Kaibutsu cover was amazing

youtube fears the samurai apparently

>>57830021
>debut song
That's part of the problem. It was a debut song, but the video was released a month after. It should have either been removed from the debut and debuted in the 1 month anni, or had the video released right after debut in the first place.
Also it was shadowbanned for a few days after release. Tried searching for it a day after and I could not see it in the search. It's there now

I hope they are planning to do a cover of kawaikute gomen. I will gladly die from the sweetness overdose

Kaibutsu Cover was great and I listened to it many times
Lifetime Showtime isn't great and I only listened to it a few times with the last few plays only being out of my support of Fuwamoco
Now imagine non-fans. They're not gonna listen to that at all.

Today i will BAU BAU at the numberfags

>>57818748
Bau

>>57830591
they gonna do wrestling and fuwawa gonna counter mococo's dropkick with surprise argentine backbreaker and you'll like it

>>57829912
It was written in Japanese then translated into English. so the fault lies with HoloEn, zhang.

Am I supposed to just pretend that everything is happy during today's stream?

TODAY

>>57831061
Yes, for their own good.

Ojisan ruffians (which is like 95% of you), I need your advice
Do you guys ever try to be friends with anyone at work? I figured I'd step out of my comfort zone since watching FWMC has made me feel more friendly with people, but every time I try, I feel like i'm talking to robots or conversations just end awkwardly because we've got nothing in common.
Should I just give up trying? I want to but I don't want to let them down.

>>57822159
luv me suu

>>57831061
Yes please. Don’t say any member stuff during stream.

>>57827257
Showing up to streams is the best way to show support other than paying. Nothing will motivate them more than a high viewer count.

What the fuck is a ナビキャラ?

>>57824091
AI doesn't understand pink eyes when generating photorealistic images, for some reason.

>>57831200
Just do whatever you're comfortable with. I'm friends with co-workers but we rarely socialize outside the workplace (maybe a handful of times a year).

>>57828641
Just enjoy it.

But if the obsession lasts for more than a couple years or makes you think "I'm gonna buy a plane ticket to Canada", then turn your computer off and take a walkie on the grass every day so you can post #FWMCMorning pictures.
Remember, they need to protect everyone's smile, not 1 specific person's.

>>57831061
They had one bad day and we don’t even know what it was. Don’t dredge that shit back up and get them down in the dumps again. Give them love instead

>>57831200
>Do you guys ever try to be friends with anyone at work?
I do not actively go out of my way to make friends with anyone. In fact, I almost never initiate an exchange. But I'm kind of an approachable guy, and I can hold a conversation, so acquaintances come naturally as a result. But over all, when I'm at work, I'm there to work. Not to make friends. I stick to myself most of the time. Like you though, I would think I'd benefit from that changing since having connections can actually be a good thing. But I just prefer to be alone.

>>57831322
Pero is like Navi, I guess.

>>57831200
No, you should definitely be cordial and helpful with your coworkers but unless you exist primarily in the normiesphere you'll find that you have little common ground with them and deeper conversations aren't possible.

>>57831457
You can't stop the concernfags

Mad Dog ruffians is there any perk you get for being a Mad Dog? other than the big support of course, i was thinking of upgrading

>>57831529
Nope, it's purely support

>>57831529
No.

>>57831582
>>57831599
thanks, i upgraded anyway, i love them too much not to

>>57831457
>They had one bad day and we don’t even know what it was
Probably just tired from streaming 7 days a week for a month straight

>>57831200
I do but only after dropping some dangling hints to gauge if they might have similar interests, or even just vicinity. I also work in software so other devs tend to have more overlap in my interests.

>>57831200
>I feel like i'm talking to robots or conversations just end awkwardly because we've got nothing in common.
You'd be better off going to a place that you WANT to be and talking to people who also WANT to be there.
Work-friends can happen, but its not a place you should go to try and find friends.

Grab one of those free local newspapers that you've ignored all your life and flip through it and see if there's any events or meetings about something you find interesting and go to that instead.
You can photoshop Pero into a picture you take there.

>>57831200
Never really took an effort to make friends with my co-workers so idk what to say. We talked, we got along, we became friends. That's it.

Why does Fuwawa get to have the little demon wing in her hair when Mococo doesn't get one?

>>57831529
Nope, tiers are just there for support, so you don't need to create 5 accounts to support them like in the old days.

>>57831509
I've kind of discovered that already. I hate to call people "NPC's" but a lot of the time, it legitimately feels like it's conversations with an AI that will repeat the same response every time.
Giving the usual answer kills me inside a bit but giving the response I want to give makes the conversation fall apart

Go to an alcoholics/narcotics/whatever anonymous meeting and take a picture of the ring of chairs with your chair empty, photoshop Pero into it, and send it in.

>>57831878
because she's the demon of SEX duh.

>>57818575
BAU BAU!

>>57830929
What kind of retarded narrative is that Why you are suddenly calling me a chink?
For a fact, look at IRyS songs, sort by one's that have flopped the most, and then read all that kanji in description. No ESL can create good lyrics for English
Best team has Suisei and Mori

>>57831509
Even if they have similar interests as I do, I always have to be careful not to show my full power-level and look autistic (knowing obscure character names/locations/personalities, names of OSTs, never watching anime in dub, stuff like that).

>>57818575
BAU BAU

>>57831973
you can't take pictures at AA meetings anon...

>>57832155
>never watching anime in dub
Whoa... you're basically a real japanese at that point...

>>57831200
I used a handful of strategies myself. I would bring in sweets for everyone on Friday from a local bakery and invited people to help themselves from where it was kept in the break room (less pressure for them to accept) because everyone likes a bit of sugar. I also make sure to say "Good morning!" and "Have a good night/weekend" every day, and try to notice if someone got a haircut or new shirt or something so I could give a short, polite compliment.

Once you start doing that they will start approaching you with polite words as well, maybe ask what you did on your weekend. If you want to get closer, be honest and say "I watched my favourite streamers do a karaoke stream" or "I spent some time reading キノの旅 volume 3, it was fun" or keep them at a distance and say something generic like "I lazed around the house all weekend and tried to catch up on sleep haha".

These are simple basic tricks even a servere autist can handle. Good luck Ruffian!

>>57832209
Thanks. I'm N1.
Check it out: "wwwwww."

>>57832342
tenno heika banzai means i love you right?

>>57832342
Holy shit

>>57831200
Start smoking cigarettes and make small talk with people in designated smoking area.
But I don't really see the point. You don't make true friends at work. It is better to find some TTRPG group I your local town, or join some team sports trainings

/baubau/ meetup at the local mochi donut place when?

>>57832215
Do that and they will take advantage of you. Coworkers are not friends, they are enemies.

>>57832636
Can we go someplace kosher instead

They're falling into irrelevancy. They should slut up a bit.

>>57832657
this. they can smell a non-normie and will gather their group and harass you. better to not reveal your hand at all

>>57832657
"Enemies" is a bit far. I think it depends on where you work.
But I agree that people will either take advantage or be thankful one minute and completely forget about you the next.
My sister used to bring in baked goods for her co-workers all the time but despite that, almost none of them kept in contact with her outside of work or when she left. She was just their baker at that point
speaking of, someone bake the next thread

>>57832657
Brother that is an unhealthy way to approach life. Besides, enemies implies malice and they are at most gonna be just thoughtless retards who make dumb assumptions. Normally they don't even give a shit about you, so becoming "the guy who smiles all the time and is friendly to everyone" makes you more valuable to normalfags than being good at your job. Doubly so if you actually get an in with your coworkers and are integrated into a clique or two.

Bets on next thread having no subject or having multiple threads?

>>57832725
fuwawa please do this. i don't even mind if it's in japanese

>>57833095
I bet on another /beubeu/

>>57833095
We're Ruffians both will happen

>>57833067
NTA but I have way too much self respect to ever join a clique in anything ever. I agree with everything else, but cliques are poison to me.

>>57833133
excuse you, I baked that thread as /bəubəu/, not /beubeu/

>>57832636
Is that a good idea? Wouldn't it be hard to get your order with all the wheelchairs and walkers in the shop?

>>57832155
>never watching anime in dub
I once the mistake of revealing that when they asked me about what ive been watching (some seasonal thing). They looked at me as if I was an alien being and never mentioned anime again.

>>57832657
didn't know there was such a thing as paranoid autism thought that was schizophrenia specific

>>57818614
Look at Mococo's left hand.

>>57833278
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>>57833067
>Wanting to join a clique
I'd rather stab myself.

>>57832725
Yeah, perocino should wear a bikini.

>>57833287
as long as your recognize thats diagnosable mental illness

>>57833219
excuse you, i was talking about this >>57714196

>>57830207
Didn't they already have a different version of Lifetime Showtime uploaded on the channel a month ago? YouTube doesn't feed similar uploads into the algorithm. This was changed a while ago because it was used to farm views.

>>57833385
What isn't these days

>>57833401
nah
the closest thing is that they played the whole thing in their debut stream

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>>57833484
spidermanon is right

>>57833484
You can see maid outfit through. It's a torn off finger floating above the hand. Typical for AI.

>>57818614
>they retweet ai stuff
ew

I'm watching this girl play street fighter 6 and she really looks like a 3D Moco-chan

Hey why did the Donkey Kong Country timeslot get moved? Now I won't be able to watch it live with my ass clenched like a vice.

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>>57833685
I seriously wouldn't have noticed if it wasn't for people posting and drawing attention to it here.

>>57834234
They said they have something on and has to shift the schedule for this week. They may shift it back again next week.

>>57833685
>first pic on the account
>bio in JP but tweet in EN
I should've known, goddamnit

FWMC did good but Marine growth is just insane...

>>57833685
imagine being this much of a faggot, AI is the future
good luck trying to stop progress, bitch

>>57830897
I wanna see a full nelson. Me, I'm gonna do it.

>>57833685
They're not inspecting this stuff like autists on 4chan do. They take a quick glance, think "look more fan art we've really made it" and retweet. They're appreciating it, not scouring every pixel looking for flaws that could kill a boner like you do.

>>57833685
I'm sure they didn't notice. It's also for sure redrawn quite a bit. Many of the elements were added in post.

Looks like we have a couple Iofis among the ruffians