/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Thank you Coni.

I want to sniff Coni's feet

Coni peut être mon clown pour toujours, et je sourirai pour elle aussi longtemps.
Scuffed clown is cute

Riro is cute!

I'm happy when Riro is happy.

My wife is cute.

I love my ghost busting wife.

clown love honk honk honk
thank you for turning the tts off coni

I FRELLING LOVE CONI

boof bros rise up

Zoomers started voting. I remember seeing the daughterwife around 50% and the daughter above 7%.

>>57797489
Very cute!

Finally a bread
Poor Coni's thick thighs, imagine how they were shaking because of her fear and anxiety...

Momo JOI when

>>57798093
today.

>>57797657
Obviously the correct answer was "imouto wife" which has led to the disparity in the results. Poko would not have made this mistake

Perfection.

I have no idea what I missed....
I clicked on it with good intentions, just wanted to relax.
And they gave me HFO...... This was too much for any man to handle.

>>57797657
>no daughtermommywife
poll's not valid

Did Coni catch up to Roca in subs due to the donothon? Sorry to numberfag but I was honestly shocked at the #

>>57798369
Coni gained around 10-11k subs during the donothon, about on par with how many Yuko got. I hadn't paid attention to other girls numbers.

>>57797657
I voted for daughterwife but if the imoutowife option existed, I would have chosen it instead

Jamstones wya

>>57798369
She jumped ~10k subs, would say its roughly comparable with the subcount gain from the e-sekai donothons. Roca is still in the lead by a couple thousand.

>>57798641
Always around

Roca's donothon is the one I'm most hyped for to be honest.

>>57798128
Riro is too young to be my imouto. I see her as my daughter.

>>57798868
for me it's momo, because you just know the goals are going to be wild

gonni gonveddi

>>57798920
I'm not quite 30 yet, so unless one of these girls is actually underage I can't see them as a daughter (as hot as it would be)

>>57798641
Tummy...

>>57799086
me when goni :DDDDDDD

Coni...

>coni dabbing on the gartic phone cringers

Can you guys not insult her chat to her face and keep it here at least?

Garticphonebros...

>>57798931
I hope she goes all out. She has the potential to make bank and completely move past the scheduling issues that have stunted her growth. She just barely missed being my endless oshi and I want her to succeed.

>Watching Coni and Mori and Airi and Nisha's VOD all going at once
I hate having all of these voices inside of my head.

>>57799563
>She has the potential to make bank and completely move past the scheduling issues that have stunted her growth
Aren't her scheduling issues cos of school? Donothon isn't gonna make a difference to that.

>>57799669
At least these are good voices except you know which one

>>57799669
the vod can wait, can't it?

>>57799524
>>57799495
She can't draw for shit. Gartic is only worth doing when you can flex your artistic skills on your audience. Hence why Poko did one early.

>>57800031
NGMI

>>57799823
She's barely making it through school (this was an issue before joining idol) and has said she'd quit for streaming fulltime, in a heartbeat, if the money made sense.

>>57800179
I thought she said she couldn't because of her family.

Is PSO2 any good now? I remember being super excited when it came out in the west and then got sidetracked because it took too long to come out.

>Playing as fat-assed loli in every game
Coni...

>I like it because I can make the characters fat

coni you fucking weirdo

>>57800279
Ugly bastards always win.

>>57800031
Really? I thought the thing is to move as far away as possible from the idea of the first drawing and make it funny, and shitty drawing skills only help with this

>>57800286
>coni you fucking weirdo
isn't she great

>>57800342
of course

coni being dangerously based this stream

>>57800254
Didn't it get a Realm Reborn level reboot at some point? I wanted to give it a try for how robust the character creator was alone but for whatever reason the microsoft store fails to load on my computer.

>>57800031
Not everyone can be a Korone-level savant. Yet people still enjoy the streams.

So uhh... How many Asanagi doujinshis Coni has read

>>57800330
SOVL ms paint drawings are the best but some chuubas are too self-conscious to be lost within the other scribbles
Some can't stand not being the prettiest frame

I used to do puzzles with people on 4chan, you could upload custom images and it would break it down into a puzzle.

Anyone know what site that was? I'd love to recommend that to Coni.

>littlebrowife

>Coni is not GFE

>>57800528
I wonder what she thinks of Danke Dankei Revolution. That shit turned me bi-sexual.

>>57800642
Kek

She’s subtly putting us in the brother zone isn’t she?

coni only does gfe if she wears the clown nose.

>>57800031
here's every garticphone stream
>dead air with a few giggles and "what the fuck is this I don't have enough time"s for like 10 minutes
>a few genuine laughs and forced giggling for the rest
>back to 10 minutes of dead air

>>57800642
>>57800674
Why can she not just let niggas be parasocial? Is it the PL baggage?

>>57800599
https://puzzle.aggie.io/
I'm sure there are others, but I see this one the most.

>>57800599
https://puzzle.aggie.io

>>57800839
are you watching the stream? she's literally going on about how much she likes us

>>57800917
they're all just threadshitters

>>57800744
You mean Coni loves incest? That's pretty freaky.

>>57800917
>Are you not watching the stream? She's letting us down gently!
Fuck off

>>57800839

>>57800839
nigga I can't even joke around without kiwisisters trying to jump the gun, wtf.

Is there any Coni x Lumi art?

>>57801209
why would there be? they've never collabed or even interacted

>>57801289
It just feels right

>>57801289
newfagchama...

imagining a manlet getting kicked out of a blood bank now

>>57801289
the only people who would get art of them together would be doing it with bad intentions

>>57801364
doxfagchama...

>>57801442
It'd be pretty funny though

mentally deficient wanmaru . psd

Whenever coni gets that cutesy voice I magine her holding her hands in front and swaying back in forth

>>57801209
We need a couple of those, AI generated at least

>>57800254
no. New Genesis was bad enough that it tanked the JP pop despite a pretty consistent player base for years

>>57801697
Is there a Coni lora?

I want to cry from my dick watching Coni

>>57801814
my dick is feeling extra emotional right now

>>57800254
I didn't play it but a bunch of my friends did and like the other anon said they ended up dropping it after New Genesis

>>57801859
proof?

I'm looking forward to rudolph coni

>>57802415
you're just going to have to accept it on faith

>>57802662
>female

>>57801802
Don't think so

Coni realizing that owning a restaurant or business sucks ass.

>>57802781
I think it only works if you're retired and have nothing else to do and don't care if it succeeds financially

>>57802846
why bother then? just do something else, like bird watching.

well, time to open a restaurant so coni will visit it

>>57802977
the chili con carnie will become real.....

I wonder if she will do the donation reading stream.

i want to be Coni,Fuyo and Yuyu's mommy

looks like most of them went right back to using superchats

>>57803781
I want Coni to be my mommy while this femanon is Coni's mommy

https://youtu.be/xKTVYb_IGUk
https://youtu.be/xKTVYb_IGUk
https://youtu.be/xKTVYb_IGUk

>>57803900
its because she turned off tts, so its the only way for them to get noticed

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

hopefully she enforced the rules pretty hard going forward. a lot of chat stuff goes against one rule or another.

coni makes me whiplash between wanting to hug her and bully her faster and more often than any other vtuber

To the glory of lady Poko

Coni's pits are juicin right now probably

>>57804655
thanks coni

Does Yuko really just care about the money? Why is her throne still active?

Hello, i came from an ad

>>57805270
>clowning stops

>>57804298
I don't even want to bully her, I think she is suffered enough with her family

>>57805238
Are you irritated or angered by the clown

Riro makes me very happy!

Coni if you are reading this go reply to Pomu, she responded to you!

>>57805950
grim

>>57805950
>Israel
Holy shit, she's moving on up.

>>57805973
Don't talk crap about Pomu shes a treasure.

>>57805950
nice

>>57800419
yes, New Genesis ver.2 launched this past June but it's a little late, they already fundamentally changed the gameplay loop from the original release. ver.2 focuses on graphics more than anything else anyways

>>57800839
Let who be parasocial?

>>57806302
say it! with the hard R!

Goodnight, jewbros.

Is this the right place where I get some free clussy?

>>57806411
night bro

>>57806711
it ain't free bub, pay up

Stay strong boo bros

>>57806411
Ni ni rirocon. Sleep well

>>57806411
boonight rirobro

>>57807208
forgot image like a big idiot

>>57805593
I use this as my new tab background

>>57807603
That's adorable

>>57807603
Good tabs boobro!!

>>57807603
>Gay sex with HATS

>>57807895
>>57808710
The classics are the classics for a reason.

Got to the part in the stream where Coni says that we think of her like a little brother
Is it normal to want to fuck your little brother?

Gym time, hope you fuckers haven’t been slacking off anywhere near as much as I have

>>57809431
I haven't been to the gym in a week-and-a-half. My mother died and I'm probably going to commit suicide. Keep it up, fandit. Anything else is just excuses, right?

>>57809233
If your little brother has a fat ass like this, then yes

>>57809511
Do a flip.

riro...

>>57809431
I've been at a con and couldn't work out the past two times. Going to start back up tomorrow. Will make you proud, bro
Captcha: V0GYM

>>57809590
I'd rather take your oshi with me

>>57809511
erm, what the spruce??

>>57809511
Don't do it anon

Mi hermosa bebesposa

>>57809647
I'm only worth what I donate to these anime girls, and that's literally only if I'm a namefag with an oshi mark and my oshi's art in my profile picture. My parents are gone. I have no friends or family to fall back upon. I'm literally better off dead.

>>57809850
I dont blame you for wanting to leave but try to make the last moments worth all the years of hassle.
Go out big.

>>57809850
at least meet your oshi at offkai next year first and tell her how much you love her

>>57809850
At least send a tribute before dying bro, show us your dick or something idk

>>57809967
I don't live anywhere close to taking out anyone worthwhile. I'll end up eating a bullet before I end up murdering "innocent" police or something.
>>57810065
My oshi doesn't give a shit. Your oshi doesn't either. They only want your money and that's literally it.

>>57810156
>My oshi doesn't give a shit. Your oshi doesn't either.
My oshi is coni and I am certain she gives a shit

>>57810271
>my oshi is coni
>streams on her PL
lmfao. she gives zero fucks about the fanbase she's curated. If there's anyone who HATES being in Idol, it's Coni.

Comfy threadshitting hours, who's got a good theme song to go along with it?

>>57810380
>posts sob story about wanting to suicide
>starts threadshitting

>>57810467
Damn, it's like they wanted attention.

>>57809850
I don't know you and won't pretend to care about you. But you should double, triple, quadruple check with a clear mind that that's what you want to do.

>>57810448
suicidal threadshitting theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O3EqXwIvXQ

>>57810448
I gotchu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgEVIPOVWxM

>>57810542
holy fuck thats retarded. perfect, thank you.

>>57810467
>>57810485
>>57810511
Later fags! Zero support system and having no family to back you up does wonders! Now, excuse me while I eat the loud end of a Glock 20 chambered in 10mm.

>>57810705
make sure you angle it upward

Sex with Clown wife
Turning the Clown into a Mommy Clown
Having children with Clown wife
Being happy with Clown wife and kids

Clown wife Loves this
happy clown noise

>>57810705
Donate all your money to my oshi before dying faggot

>>57809850
Sounds to me like you got a blank slate and can be anyone you want. If you truly had nothing, you'd have the freedom to become anything

>>57798893
Cute

>>57810705
I was on your side until you started threadshitting about coni, enjoy hell

>>57810890
he has nothing and chooses to be a threadshitter /here/

>>57810705
Stream it

I got some new actually decent earbuds that can last a full night, so I'm going to make a playlist alternating fuyo and coni asmr and listen to it while I'm sleeping and see which one of them wins the battle for my dreams

>>57810705
later nerd

>>57810796
Living off the grid with Coni!
Becoming the "Clown Family" urban legend of rural Florida!

>>57810977
sounds fun. here's to hoping you somehow just end up dreaming of both of them brawling for your attention

Well, I tried to show compassion...

Anyway, I really want to impregnate Coni and then gaslight her into keeping the baby and then convince her we might as well get married for the kids sake

>>57811127
Never show comparison. Always destroy your enemies as Anton LaVey says in his Satantic Bible, for they will rarely show compassion to you.

>>57811127
First time seeing an attention whore talking about suicide? I guess it is rarer on /vt/ since there are easier ways of getting (You)s.

I've been a fan of Coni's since her debut but ever since her donothon ended, I can't stop thinking about her. I think I'm in love with the cunny clown.

I'm just not sure who Pochi is supposed to appeal to. She doesn't stream for very long, and her streams are getting less creative over time.

>>57811543
you're not going to be saying this when she redebuts

I'm gonna kill myself because there are no Coni streams for two days, literally 0 support on that front.
I'm literally just a worthless seal and my only value to Coni is that I'm pathetic. My oshi is gone, I have no carnies by my side to fall back on. I'm literally better off being dead.

protect riro
protect pochi

>>57811523
Same. I've even been dreaming about her...

retardpochi.png

>>57811523
I cant stop jerking off to the cunny clown ever since I tuned into her ASMRs.

>>57811523
It took me 3 streams to be willing to throw away my life and move to bumfuck florida for her.

>>57811631
I actually did have a dream about Coni, it was me meeting her at a con and she came on to me really hard

>>57811631
I think it's all the non-verbal things she does for us that makes me feel so in love with her. That whole pre-recording and editing a dream sequence to put on while she slept really touched my heart. She's so sweet.

>>57811523
Its terminal

>>57811852
Hot
>>57811866
Totally. It's really sweet to think she put all of that together for us. I loved how she kept looking over at the non-existent chat during the pre-recorded dream sequence hoping to see our reactions.

So whos donothon is next? Her goals kinda sucked so I am looking forward to other Endless goals.

I love fuyo so much and I'm glad she's back, can't wait for more Blasphemous tomorrow!! That ASMR.. she was so pent up from her vacations you could just feel it, great now I'm hard again! Well, have a great rest of your night everyone and good dreams to those sleeping!
Idolbro LOVE Threadshitter HATE

>>57812387
>Her goals kinda sucked
not a carnie kek

>>57812473
i love you fubro thank you

>>57812473
nini cuyobro

>>57811598

Momo secretly hates me...I know she does...

yeah momo definitely holds a lot of resentment towards her fans

>>57812714
Why

Hello /jidf/, I've been away for 5.5 hours(sleep), can someone give me a quick recap of everything I missed?

reminder that now's a good time to start wishing for what you want from en3/es, if you're lucky you'll alter reality and make your dream come true
t. clownschizo

>>57812510
Even she knows the goals were trash and not well thought out.

Momo loves me! I know she does!

https://twitter.com/YureiYuko/status/1698941739514700004
Important tweet.

>>57812875
Coni is sex incarnate, protect her at all costs, oshi her.
Anon is gonna and should kill himself
Momo hates that guy

>>57812473
Goodnight, my favorite Fuyobro. Daisuki. Sleep well and have sweet dreams.

>>57812914
an orc girl or elf girl vtuber for EN3 would be cool.

>>57812387
Coni's goals are going to give us absolute kino streams with Yuko and Fuyo and that's all I need to be happy.

>>57812613
Holy shit, I didn't realize there was a TWO DAY GAP. This is gonna be painful. Are there any streams of hers you haven't watched? I was busy through most of July so I have a ton of VODs to keep me company until then.

>>57813213
nah just stalk her twitter and be sad for two days, theres literally no other option

Still saving up for Momo ASMR...

>>57813113
>orc girl or elf girl
only if we get both and they fuck

>>57812914
I don't think there's a single English speaking who could pull off the lolibaba character I want. So just give me a cute girl who openly has a foot fetish.

>>57813390
based esl

>>57813416
Sometimes a native speaker will accidentally a word too.

>>57813441
Wrong. Native english speakers are born with the literary talent of every influential writer from shakespeare to tolkien, and their brains have a special type of nerve wiring which automatically checks sentences and prevents typos.

Top 3 Coni ASMRs? I'm a member and have yet to listen to any because I'm typically not an ASMR guy but that bratty one very much appeals to me.

>>57813571
Bratty one is the best one so you've won out.
Second place for me is the latest one and third is the one right before the bratty one.

I miss Poko...

>>57813677
Thanks! I'll get those cued up.

>>57812914
Just give me a cute loli in pantyhose, its all my heart desires, please and thank you

this is gonna shock you aviel but more cunny thanks

>>57812914
You are a visionary. I am in awe of your prophecy

cunny in a sundress that isnt korean

Someone like Ui from blue archive

>>57813982
>looks prim and proper in a modest dress and white pantyhose
>has a toggle to loosen her collar, hitch up her dress and put her feet up when she goes into degenerate mode

i want a catgirl

>>57813982
Tsugus design is a work of art.
It stirs all sort of feelings in me.
I hope one of the girls uses it as inspiration.

>>57814343
A little basic, but they're popular for a reason and we are overdue for one.

>>57814343
pochi would flip

I want a loli who is extremely degenerate, maybe a neet. Someone who seems mildly dead inside, streams or is perpetually on the internet all day. A little bit cynical and looks really tired.

>>57814757
so... a /jdif/ regular

>>57814757
The vtuber model is supposed to be a bit more of a mask for the talents than that.

>>57814343
Can't wait for Yuko to have a breakdown as she describes in immense (and wildly inaccurate) detail, how catgirls will destroy the global economy and bring the world to shambles again. God I love my uniquely intelligent daughterwife

>>57814777
yeah
>>57814782
I want what I want, leave me alone

My wife
I fell asleep to Fuyo coom asmr and now my sleep schedule is ruined again.....

>>57814854
Asking for a clown is different than asking for someone who ruins the whole vibe of the company.

>>57812914
I want a chuuba that fucks her fans at cons

>>57814965
how the fuck could that ruin the vibe of the company
Idol literally just panders to people, pander to me aviel give me a tired depressed loli please

>>57814981
youre looking for phase connect

>>57814757
seconded, I want a Tomoko-type

>>57814981
I swear to all my jewbros, I will be in my best shape by the time the next idol corp/offkai convention starts. I will do everything in my power to fuck my oshi. If you aren't working towards the same goal in this moment, you will not surpass me. I expect to see you fuckers there.

>>57815152
sexo

>>57815152
>>57815183
these people get it

I am still admiring this photo.

We need another thick bitch so Poko has someone to do ASMR mukbangs with where they both just tear into a whole buffet

>>57815262
How the fuck did I never open this in full screen before? I thought she was standing on carpet until now.

>>57815350
I honestly thought the same but the skyline reflected in her shoes makes me realize she's outside. Maybe she's standing on a welcome mat?

>>57815389
It's pretty clearly a concrete pathway/patio in full screen.

>>57815467
>>57815389
both of you are fags stop looking at concrete and admire her slender legs and accurate cosplay

>>57815525
I've already done that a half dozen times today.

I hope Riro is sleeping well today.

>>57815173
speaking of cons, since Aviel is going for the taco public, would there be any plans of going to latino cons? sounds crazy to think about it but the same could apply to debuting an ES branch

>>57815618
stop making me think about those "people" please

>>57815846
the weak should fear the strong

>>57812914
Bogey blaster 2 for EN3 and loli chihuahua girl for ES please and thank you

>>57798641
Jamchads are more reserved than the common fan we don't do ritualposts and mostly post when Roca is actually streaming. However we are always lurking.

I love pochi wanmaru
Have a good day anon

>>57798641
Spreading my semen over the gravel (tribute)

Shot in the dark but I'm going through my Coni archive making sure I have thumbnails and descriptions but I'm missing them for the "SHAMEFUL DISPLAY" one. All I could find of the thumbnail is this low resolution one on Google. Anyone happen to have these two things?

>>57814757
>>57815152
>>57815183
>>57815204
didn’t know i shared a thread with men of such distinguished taste

>>57816457
>didnt know he was in a thread of people who like stinky lolis
WELCOME NEW FRIEND!!!!

>>57814757
shondo?

>>57816499
trust me, i’m not new. i’m talking primarily about tomoko, rather than the stinky loli archetype. but thank you for the hospitality friend

>>57816499
no yellow stains not canon...sniff though

>>57815173
If you only started recently, you have a lot of catching up to do.

I miss her oh so much

(You no longer need to imagine there is a cute picture of my darling closeted toddlercon, ADHD, autistic, sweet, charming, delightful wife, Rin, attached.)

>>57816855
Nah, I've been at it for a while at this point. Not as long as I'd like, but I've been committed to it.

>>57816855
>thinking this would work on anyone in idol
NGMI

I'm going to fuck a boobro at offkai.

>>57817854

>>57817801
If you built enough muscle you'd have a decent shot at getting Fuyo to masturbate to you later that night.

>>57817962
No way Fuyo masturbates to nearly every fit guy she sees

>>57817854
im going to fuck another boosis

>>57817989
But a lucky charm she knows from chat who went to Offkai to see her isn't just any other fit guy.

>>57818028
The first time I've seen the term boosis /here/... Also another?

>>57818089
>he doesnt know

>>57817854
I'm going to rape josh at offkai

>>57815097
Wrong, that's cyberlive

>>57798641
https://twitter.com/RocaRourin/status/1698983268366811409

>>57818273
dont

>>57818316
okay

>>57818277
coni... roca... I was too late to groom them first...

>>57814757
Thats basically what I been looking for for years but only a few indies gets close to that. In Idol theres Poko when she decides to stream for longer hours, but she rarely does it now.

we all talk about boobros putting on a hoodie but if any tight skinny carnies wanna put on a green wig Ill have a go at them at offkai

>>57814343
I hope we get one and one of Pochis top donators oshihens again so she becomes more clingy

Just played an eroge for 12 hours straight and my nuts are retreating inside of my body.

>>57816391
Here ya go, also includes live chat if you care about it: https://gofile.io/d/ZHMpEz

>>57818080
I think a bearded muscular older man Lucky Charm could leave an impression, at least.

I totallu forgot, does anyone want that notConi stream or has someone posted a better ver of it?

>>57819724
which one?

>>57819724
Do you have notConi asmr archived? She recently nuked it and I'm ngmi

>>57819724
Speaking of notTalent streams, does anyone have that one stream of notFuyo’s collab with notYuko?

>>57820174
search a few threads back for a mega link, someone posted them all
if it's dead I'll reupload them tomorrow

>>57820174
See >>57688229 specifically

Catching Coni's VOD, and man for someone with such crippling anxiety, she really gets into the aggressively goofy role with her whole heart. She's so precious, I could listen to her ramble all day long.

>>57820321
>>57820464
Tysm Jewbros, been moving this weekend and had little time for threads or streams.

Since the girls get to say what kind of merch they want to have, which girls do you think will eventually have a daki?
Is it really all of them but Rin?

>>57821033
Pochi said she wants a daki, but I doubt it'll be suggestive.

>>57821033
I can see Rin doing some legally distinct blahaj daki shitpost

I wouldn't mind getting a blahaj from Rin if you know what I mean

>>57821381
I hope she has godly feet even if it isn't suggestive

>page 9
Idol is dead

I will love the Riro and no one will stop me.

frick

>>57824227
what's up Fuyo

>>57824105
Riro must be loved

bread
>>57824360
>>57824360
>>57824360