/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>57742475
/MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>57742502
amen

LEADER CUTE, LEADER LOVE~

Post your 'Alien', /MANS/

https://ktestone.com/kapable.github.io/alienCharEng

>>57742502
Amen.

>>57742538
Are they gonna... you know... do that to phantom?

>>57742635
Can't be bothered but here's mama
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1698613669775696239

>>57721643
How's this?

cover's debuting the new jp gen while tempus week is happening, doesn't that mean the boys' have to cancel the last stream(s)?

>>57742802
I just know Axel fathered all those babies

>>57742803
Different timezone

>>57742635
I missed doing quizzes during dead hours.

>>57742635
I got the same result as Shinri...

>>57743185
Me too, but I think it's supposed to be introverted alien

>>57742635

>>57742635
Pretty accurate

>>57743132
>>57743509
>>57743804
proof /vt/ is just one person
>>57743185
>istp
LMAO try not to kill yourself

Ohayo gozaimasu /MANS/.

>>57743995
Hayo~

>>57744693
and i wouldn't have it any other way baybee

>>57744693
Good, i want to see tears run down that face.

>>57743995
ohayo small Bettelhead i hope you slept well

>>57744931
I'm actually going to bed now.

>>57745142
oh goodnight then

Flayon listening to me pound his Bettel all night

>>57745437
You gonna wake up and not remember making Flay melty and wide open as well?

Why do I feel like Tempus is entering its "Myth" arc where managements are trying to actively sabotage them like old managements did to Myth?

>>57742502
Amen.

>>57742635

>>57745860
Sabotage how, they're literally gonna have a week-long anniv event and most likely gonna get their 2nd orisong

>>57746120
>they're literally gonna have a week-long anniv event
That two of their talents are in the dark about until last second and announcing two menheras graduating one week prior instead of the usual protocol of one month, causing it to overlap with Superior Stars Unplan.

>>57745860
How so? I don't really see it. If anything, it seems like management is trying to make up for lost time hyping them up.

>>57745860
I don't see any active sabotage. Just a change of focus after Jap took over from Omega.

>>57745860

>>57746215
That former seems to be more just a case of poor communication and the latter is an example of the JP Stars getting shafted, not Tempus.

>>57746347
she saw Altare too. Looks like some people just know how to game the ticket system

>>57745860
They were given all the support and were shilled to death, even by Yagoo himself, yet 2 of the members still decided to dip out. Can't really blame management.

>>57742635
literally me fr fr

Mrow

>>57746347
he is really that small huh

>>57745860
they're literally debuting a new gen over their anni week

>>57745860
hello there fellow /orc/ nigga

>>57746752
kek

>>57745860
Saw this posted basically everywhere. This the new RRAT? Making a new narrative to spin?

So were the con orgies any good?

>>57747018
Ask /orc/, they are the ones who /soc/ post.

>>57747018
I have a bad rash in a bad place.
I don't know much about these kinds of rashes, so I'm a little scared.
=(

>>57746752
Don't show this to Bettel's mama

>>57745860
I think someone here or on /stars/ said that it feels like management would rather do what's convenient for them rather than what's better for the talents. They don't actively sabotage them but they do deprioritize them and probably jp moreso

>>57746997
>new girls are debuting over shinri's day
Isn't it sad, Koipanions?

>>57746868
>Delayed anniversary
>They do not even happen at the same time
Management ain’t perfect, but anyone trying to spin this into them sabotaging the boys is clearly just looking to be angry at nothing. Sabotaging them would be cancelling the anni and all the merch they have already planned. They still fumbled the bag with the graduations tho but that’s more lack of communication issue between branches

>>57747314
Axelotl...

>>57746868
They're debuting an all-female JP gen, at a completely different time of day. Most Tempus fans are EOPs, and there's no timeslot overlap. It won't affect them much, if at all.

>>57746681
do you ever stop to think why 2 talents that put months of time into getting new redesigns and had streams/projects planned would suddenly dip? idk

>>57747682
>redesigns
All paid by management so they lose nothing

>>57747682
do you ever stop to think who those two talents were?

I wonder if they're still gonna sell the Magni and Vesper merch they had planned, since other stuff is lasting through September.

>>57747682
Contract issues? Personal decision? Them not coming to an understanding with Cover doesn’t mean they got bullied to leave. It just didn’t favor them personally, not everything is that dramatic

>>57747873
Magni probably because the gig doesn't bring him much money after all the cuts and he's burnt out from bts stuff he has to deal with. Vesper? Probably wanted to be out since his suspension but bear and grin with it until the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back that is his gay buddy Magni leaving.

>>57748081
Hi there

bros I got sick immediately. Fuck cons man

>>57747966
where did i say they were bullied to leave

>>57748277
Fuck off, Bettel. cute catboy getup tho

Do you guys think that since Magni's tongue is purple then his nipples are purple too?

>>57748360
would mean his butthole is a light shade of purple too, which is kinda erotic

>>57748323
>spoiler
thank you

Mascots seem like the most likely merch since their official designs have been in the works for over half a year, but would you take nuis if that's what we got instead?

>>57748981
Of course! I'd love to carry a Flayon Nui everywhere! I go out to parks sometimes to clear my mind and I'd love to take him along with me!

>>57748981
YES

>>57748981
i want nuis more than mascots tbdesu

>>57748981
If there's Axelotl plushies I'm buying two so I can modify one to hold a tenga

I love this cute little red pilot so so much!!!

>>57747910
I really hope so but it's improbable

>>57748081
I think his face should face the other direction

>>57748360
I have literally thought about this for the whole year and seen no one draw them as such. Some people give him purple blush which is cute

i still miss magni

>>57749727
Yeah...

>>57749727
practice your aim more

>>57748360
>>57748414
People decided his tongue turned purple because of all the copium. Are his nips purple because of the whole "Maguni milkers" thing? ("No, you guys are the milkers. I'm the Magni. Where do you think copium comes from?") Or is that his dick? (I figured that was a "milk" rather than milk joke but either works I guess.) Would his dickhead be purplish?
People also like to draw his blood purple. Does he have other purple fluids? And can I have some?

>>57749832
His cum is purple and tastes like grape soda.

>>57749832
I like this concept. Purple dick tip sounds hot.

>>57749970
I like this concept as well.

>>57749970
TToTT I have never been thirstier!!

>>57749832
i like magni with purple blood, which in that case, would kinda just turn all his organs and flesh purple-y, such as his tongue, heart, meat, and guts. WHICH MEANS his butthole would indeed be purple, and ig his cockhead too? i dont exactly know how much of this translates into that and his nipples, but id assume they'd have a purple tinge
I guess the pink tear ducts that people have to turn purple too which is cute. dont think his other fluids would be affected

I mean, Magni is now collectively magmites' OC since he can't influence the canonge can be whatever

>>57750215
Magmites were his creation and now he's their creation (kept alive after death, all with slight variations). Just like the 1.5 lore...

>>57750494
Magni is fucking clairvoyant, I've been saying this for a while

>>57748360
At least someone is asking the right questions

>>57750215
dw i'll keep magni alive to be axel's personal onahole if nothing else

>>57748257
Did you phone mess up the transparency? Here's the transparent version if anyone missed it from earlier

buntare cums in 3 seconds...

>>57750642
God I wish more male figures were slutty like this. Ecchi fans are so fucking lucky to have so many girl figures in tiny outfits and slutty poses.

>>57750642
Let's be honest, that's what he was meant to be from the start

>>57750947
real

>>57750215
>>57750494
The lore he created was amazing. The character design has so many good details people are still lusting after his purple tongue and tits. Why a waste of a great character when we can still lewd him

Altare updated the thumbnail

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1698691367218618766/photo/1

>>57750642
i hope some fujos still draw them... i hate how it seems to be a thing that once a chuuba is graduated people just drop them with art, fics and mentions. of course there is no more clout

>>57750215
>he can't influence the canonge can be whatever
for now...

>>57751230
Shinri's silhouette is so goofy

>>57751230
is there no escape from Snailtare

>>57751230
Looks kino

>>57751230
Of course. I would've preferred Awwtare

>>57751236
room4-san is writing some werewolf magni gangbang right now if going by their twitter lol
i hope she does continue the current axmag series she has eventually i really really love how she writes them
but yeah its so sad and i hope it doesnt happen to magni. i want to see him get fucked all ways to sunday at anytime

>>57751500
I expect this to be a bit scuff, adding Awwtare would probably be a nightmare

>>57751504
I love how she writes them too and she was in a good axmag swing before all of this ;~; Magni has to be pounded for years to come, it's only morally right

>>57730861
No, Magni was originally doing the Anni planning, this is just what management slapped together instead

A distant ship smoke on the horizon

>>57751777
this whole tempus week thing was set up by tempus and management, it's not some solo effort

>>57751230
Any ideas of what the inspiration for this is?
I love the thumbnail, Altare always makes really funny ones

>>57751887
Pretty sure only the main one was something Magni had his hands in, or who knows, this whole thing MIGHT be his idea originally, like the April Fool's streams were

>>57751887
Yeah, except how much more work does management have to do compared to how much they'd have to do if Tempus anni was only 1 day? The burden of this Tempus Week celeb falls on the boys dont be fooled by the Cover bootlickers here

>>57752038
We don’t really know how much of a burden this going to be on the boys until the week happens, and what is expected of them immediately after. The only thing we do know is that they are tired and stressed with everything that has been going on, especially over last couple of weeks.
Since we don’t know what is going on bts, in theory, what else could Cover do to help Tempus? Should it have been something as simple as letting them take a break after Rust and the graduation announcement? Better communication?I’m curious about what everyone thinks, especially anons who have been long time vtuber fans.

>>57751978
back when it was just a hq collab and full collab I'm sure it was mainly magni's work
>>57752038
i don't think for a moment that management is forcing them to do it for a week vs 1 day. altare, hakka and axel have all been excited for what they've been cooking for a few weeks now and making their work and ideas seem like something mandated undermines the boys way more than they deserve

>>57752038
Anon, I get that you have a hateboner for management right now, I understand truly. But of course the burden will fall upon the boys, they are the streamers, the faces. Management can’t mandate what each of them are gonna do, that would be soulless. If the boys didn’t want to make it special they could just slap together some game collabs and announce merch, they had all of this planned for a while. The timing was inconvenient, but what would you have preferred? No celebration?

>>57752748 (me)
some anons think that the boys didn't know of tempus week which is incorrect, they just didn't know it was going to be happening so soon which is a dick move on management's part but it is ultimately a group project, if not more leaning on the boys

>>57750201
The coloration of the nipples isn't nearly as affected by blood flow as the penis's coloration is. It would be closer to his usual skin tone when flaccid, and then become purpler the more erect he is. There would be a gradient from the normal skin tone at the base, to very purple at the head and around it, where the skin is very thin and you can see many tiny veins just below the surface.

>>57749665
His blush toggles were always pink, though. Just happened to be staring at my acsta after having this convo and realized he has his blush toggle on even there. Pre-touchup, I figured he just liked having it on as one small way to make his scuffed model look cuter, but it really did make it into a lot of official stuff (official image on the website, YouTube, Crunchyroll interview, etc.)

>>57752863
>Management can’t mandate what each of them are gonna do, that would be soulless.
Hasn't stopped them before.

>>57752957
e-erotic...

>>57752957
That is so fucking hot

>>57753182
His tongue isn't exactly purple either, it's more of a deep wine reddish, his tongue being as purple as some people draw it came from Nowa when he drew his Magni Tails meme. It's just s fun thing that became a really popular fanon

>>57749591

>>57753432
good times <3

>>57753580
putas de mierda ryona ahora!

>>57753389
>>57753332
>Describe a regular penis's coloration, but purple
>"That is so fucking hot"
Girls are weird.

>>57753525
Thanks!

>>57753692
>girls are less normalfaggy than m*n
Sounds like we're more based

>>57753692
I mean, I was just getting turned on by the vivid mental image created by that lovingly detailed description of my oshi getting erect, but the exotic purple bit is also exciting

>>57753692
Why do you think homestuck was so popular kek

So is Magni discussion gone from the board?

>>57754071
Brb, injecting blue food coloring into my blood.

thinking of what could have been Magni's plans for Tempus anniv

>becomes depressed

>>57754247
He was too busy planning to leave to plan anything for the anniversary anon

babettel love

>>57754071
Honestly yeah, I'm a slut for a detailed description and unnatural colors, ticking every box for me

>>57754247
I almost wish that anything he might've made for the anniversary that was finished could be used, but even if there is mag material, it would feel weird to use it without him there and I would imagine management and the rest of the boys would rather move forward.

>>57753914
not really, color is such a boring thing to get excited about to begin with

>>57754115
Scroll up to the discussion about his purple cock/nips/asshole/fluids and tell me

>>57754715
That is such a male thing to say

>>57754715
Aren't there debates over which of the girls have pink nipples or dark nipples on the other side? We're all horny over stupid shit

>>57754800
well i prefer texture and degree of firmness. no need to be sexist

My fuhrer's penis is definitely massive

>>57754988
It's shriveled up because he doesn't use it since he prefers to get fucked

>>57754476
There was nothing intentionally sexy about that when I wrote it, I'm just an autist and tend to write unnecessarily detailed descriptions. If that inadvertently turns some people on, that's a win I guess. Feels weird.

>>57754715
Male hands typed this

>>57755139
the correct opinion was typed so duh

>>57755077
Sorry my guy, nice description though!

Flayon has replied to exactly 23 of my messages in chat(not including supas) since I started keeping count in midMarch. I think he wants to marry me lmao hes so desperate for my attention kek.

>>57754115
Soon he will be forgotten.

>>57755706

>>57755870
Not if I can help it

>>57755706
Hello there. I have some light reading for you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotomania

>>57756500
>Most often seen in women
Okay, but I'm not a woman so no need to worry!

>>57755056
Stop lying jew

>>57754247
thinking of what Magni's cock might be like

>becomes horny

>>57756711
Sure, Magni

puzzletime
https://puzzle.aggie.io/wTp4TW

>>57756908
cuckmite… magni wouldn’t put his dick anywhere near you

>>57756908
this is the scariest magmite I've seen

>>57757824
Too late!
https://files.catbox.moe/uply9o.png

>>57756908
kek

>>57757987
uoh

Thoughts?

>>57757987
that Axelotl? me

>>57757987
The Vestea mascot is so fucking ugly

>>57758457
Don't worry we are literally going to never see that thing again

>>57758314
All quite fuckable

>>57758314
all quite cute

>>57758314
would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would.

>>57758457
>>57758509
Why wait when you can see that thing again RIGHT NOW!
https://files.catbox.moe/f4tjor.png
https://files.catbox.moe/kq5eax.png
https://files.catbox.moe/wuiox2.png
https://files.catbox.moe/h4s575.png

also bat
https://files.catbox.moe/kt7xix.png

Grandso thought the bat looked too goofy to lewd which I guess is why there are more of Vestea. I'm not even sure which is more goofy but at least we can "that's me frfr" with the fan reps
Thank you Grandso for the very happy onamite because that's me frfr

So do people still think this was a timing for the Tempus week and in bad taste by management or did they realize there was no more time to do it due to all the stuff happening around the company that needed to take priority over a anniversary celebration that was delayed for more than 1 month?

>>57758947
same except all those woulds go to my oshi
or at least the majority, maybe a few for some of the other boys
oshi has majority stake in my wouldstocks

>>57758314
holostars

>>57759256
>do people still think

>>57759077
I love how happy the mite is to be fucked, truly a representation of us all

just got home from anime impulse, i dont come to this place much anymore but leader was cool and nice

>>57758509
Thank god.

>>57759473
lil dude is over the moon which mirrors my sentiments exactly

>>57757925
don't worry this one's worse

good morning and thanks to the anon that made my buntare request

>>57758314
why was altare adopted into jp

>>57754247
You just reminded that he said 2 days before disappearing that he was planning something really cool for the anniversary, I just didn't expect it was a graduation.

>>57760083
you got a chortle out of me fuck you

credit? the style is so cute, i want to support them!

>>57760083

>>57760356
*tomatoes him so he falls*

>>57760356
Would you help him get down from the tree?

>>57760083
kek
at least antis would've thought it was cool

>>57759783
good morning!

>>57760243
>watch this/a maglord always pays his debts/we are so back
>graduates
>anniversary finale on 9/11 (the real reason it was delayed)
>blows up vesper's shaft (in minecraft)
>JP stars are invited, mirroring the fireworks celebration welcoming the EN stars to the server

>>57760356
MA, THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKIN' CAT OUTSIDE! IT'S STUCK IN THE FUCKIN' TREE AND IT WON'T STOP MEOWING AT ME

>>57760211
You forgot your picrel/to reply

How we feeling this Monday /MANS/

>>57760356
Pathetic cat Bettel who was left alone in a moldy cardboard box in the rain

>>57760706
I got yelled at for smoking near a gas station

>>57760706
tomorrow's my birthday!! i hope i get some birthday money to spend on tempus merch! you don't get much when you're 34, though...

>>57760706
Excited for the week

Flexing on the oldfags here by bending my youthful knees and not feeling any pain kek

>>57760899
happy early birthday!

>>57760899
happy early birthday

>>57760899
Happy EARLY birthday bettelposter! Don't let that get you down. I'm not the best artist, but I could draw you a little present if you'd like. I'm sure you'll get many good things even if small

>>57761118
I'll bend your knees backwards

>>57760706
I need affection. I'm gonna go rewatch one of Flayon's ASMRs. I hope the merch we get is pillows or plushies or something I can hug....

Would Hakka be into bondage?

>>57760774
Deserved

>>57761121
>>57761134
thank you :3
>>57761177
ooh... if you have time and don't mind, a lil bettel eating some cake (tiramisu, perhaps?) would be cute~

>>57761214
they're going to sell a cactus with flayons face on it just for you

>>57760706
Excited for the week. i'm sad I won't be able to catch all of the collab streams live though.
And once again i am surprised at how similar we name our files lol

>>57761214
glomp the machiroon

>>57761411
haven't heard that word in a while...

>>57761411
eww machiroons need to be with other youthful machiroons not 34 year old hagtellions pppbbbtpp

>>57761341
Sounds simple enough! I'll post it as soon as it's "tomorrow" for me.

>>57761411
Uwaaah XD *glomps u back* :3

>>57761436
Makes me feel nostalgic

>>57761556
psst
yaoi paddles

>>57761118
>"You might not realize it, but someday you'll be old too. Enjoy your youth while you can, but develop your skills, 'cause your speed won't last forever."
An old man told me this when I was a boy, and he was right. Your turn.

>>57761479
I'M NOT THAT OLD WHAT THE FUCK *stomps on you until you die*

>>57760774
baka, DONT do that
>>57760899
Happy Birthday!
>>57761029
Mhmm, same! It will be nice
>>57761214
Yes, huggable things are some of the best things...
>>57761395
Yeah! Hope you dont miss anything you really wanna watch!
I know right, sometimes I double take when I see em hehs

y'all remember the word "huggle" from the early 2000s? now THAT one died out almost completely. i feel like i never saw it anymore past like 2005

>>57761411
Yes
All deserves *glomping*

>>57761663
yeah well my old man told me he would kill me with his hammer if i cried too hard. checkmate oldfag.

>>57761817
AN old man, not MY old man. A lot of the best parenting comes from people who aren't your parents.

>>57759513
So happy for you anon, thanks for stopping by!

>>57760427
Yes, and then neuter him and keep him indoors.

>>57761694
It's really interesting watching slang cycle in and out of fashion like clothing fashion. We had "phat," "epic," and "can has cheezeburger" and now we have "thicc," "kino," and "heckin' doggo"

>>57761916
i'm partial to calling everything "swag"

>>57761916
has kino made it into mainstream circles yet? asking to see if i can use it around my friends without being seen as retarded

"smexy"

>>57760756

>>57761587
I can't believe they banned them before I even knew what one was....

No glomping below this post.

>>57762076
>NoT Edible
You underestimate my power.

got gifted a dingo menshi, axel needs to work on his glizzy guzzling

>>57760756
i think one of my fave comments bettel ever read aloud was that he was born all alone in a wet cardboard box, and my mind filled in the blank that somehow bettel 2 was born normally in a nice warm home 17 minutes beforehand

>>57762038
I don't think it's really mainstream yet but I did notice that "kino" is being used almost identically to how "epic" was back in the day

>>57762176
I need to revisit the story about the twins getting abandoned by their bus driver now that I know more about Bettel2. I forget the details of the story.

>>57762114
He'd better get on that if he's going to carry Magni's #69 torch
RIP punchline, never to be found

>>57762073
tiny kittel... he's so thankful...

>>57760072
After his beautiful speech at the end of Rust they just couldn’t resist him

>>57762073
i want to smash him with a hammer

>>57762676
what did tiny catvis bettel ever do to you

i can only imagine how much magni is seething when looking at the quality of regloss. must be green with envy.
To bad he didnt know his place in a girl-focused company.

>>57761916
I hate “heckin” so much

>>57762073
>hirotte
>pick up, please
uuuu... Bettel's had a hard life. I hope his old owner is okay.

Why is everyone so convinced we're getting plushies? Did Axel say something yesterday?

>>57762768
magni should’ve been born a women

>>57763107
Fuck off, you have plenty of women to lust after already

>>57762768
what the hell is regloss

>>57760706
Well I got a flat tire and broke a fafter all. Within 2 hours of riding, so that ruined the overnight bike trip I had planned.
Instead I went home and played Ring Fit for an hour. Guess I'll catch the Tempus Heist live afterall.
I am very upset. I had to cancel a BnB reservation and my bike shop is closed till tomorrow.

>>57763278
new holojp gen

>>57762928
Check their last group promo on Hololive Twitter

>>57763278
Doesn't matter. It is not of our concern.

>>57763350
im sorry that happened :(

>>57763371
oh new whores then. Meh lol

>>57762359
Magni left before he could even train Axel, how is he supposed to learn the proper technique without a mentor

HEY /mans/
HOW ARE YOU PLANNING ON CELEBRATING TEMPUS WEEK?

>>57763734
I'll watch the streams

>>57763107
Allure of Magni is that he is a man with a really nice voice but he acts like a woman

>>57763734
im not creative so just by buying merch

>>57763734
NON. STOP MAGGIN.
why is my airline gay and making me miss the kickoff

>>57746868
Holostars and Hololive are not the same branch.

>>57763734
My friends and I are gonna take turns hosting watchalongs for some of the days. So I'm probably going to drink through most of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FILxdq6xaGg

>>57746868
Hololive and Holostars are different groups.

>>57764227
didn't realize how different the keys were

>>57764227
kill yourself

>>57746681
>given all the support
Compared to holo it was close to zilch

>>57764227
What a way to ruin Leader's amazing cover, dude. Thanks.

>57763980
>57764235
>57764318
>arguing with a post from 5 hours ago

>>57762806
Related: I hate the babification of dogs in the US. I wrote a rant but was afraid it might derail so I removed it. But if you know, you know.

Are all magmites off key wtf

>>57764227
Cute but scuffed

>>57764403
Uh oh, someone's retarded...

>>57764406
Polmite? That you?

>>57764406
muh heckin furbabies...

>>57764304
shut up unicorn

>>57764567
kill yourself, kobo herself said shipping them is fucking weird

>>57764633
who is shipping anyone you fucking retarded?

>>57764422
I jobbed forgot the link. My point stands about off key magmites.
https://youtube.com/watch?si=Ninx-4c9bJ8on7Cc&v=89N9eG3zlvc

So.... is the podcast cancelled?

vg love and tempus love

>>57764567
nta but Kobo is an unironic homophobe even though she's more than happy to be collabing with the nonstraight girls in EN for le noombers and also just plain annoying. Seeing her with Leader is distasteful.

>>57764871
cute!

>>57764870
yeah, twitter cancelled it

>>57764896
what haven't they cancelled

>>57764882
Not only you're an unicorn you're also a troon and a numberfag, congrats you just announced to the whole world that you're the scum on earth

>>57761682
I don't think you can kill goo just by stomping anon

>>57764946
the one thing that needs it the most. their own website

>>57765052
the muskrat has certainly been trying...

>>57764870
Nope, just got a bad strike with the Noc one being unusable and this week too busy with all the preparation. Altare said he is gonna ask Noc when he isn’t busy or ask the boys when they are more free

>>57765089
technically, twitter has already been cancelled and replaced with x. but that's even more retarded so everyone is pretending it didn't happen kek

>>57764969
>calls out someone for being a hypocrite
>"You MUST be a tranny"
Be homophobic if you want faggot. But dont throw down your beliefs at the first opportunity you get to benefit yourself like your whore does.

>>57764882
I don't know why she's into Holostars in the first place, specially to have Izuru as an oshi when he's bi. I don't think she's genuine about liking Holostars.

>>57765033
my cleats are covered in corrosive material

>>57765267
>REEEEEEEEE DON'T EVER MENTION ALTARE HAVING A NICE RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS "SISTER" BECAUSE SHE'S FROM AN SLAMIC COUNTRY AND HATE GAYS AND I'M GAY SO I HATE HER TOO
kys sister, you're pathetic

>>57765162
I think it's funny when someone (especially someone who supposedly has authority) decides something stupid and the rest of the world just ignores it

>>57765334
>sister
Thanks for outing yourself here, catalogfag. Your oshi is an ethot whore. Never forget that, subhuman.

>>57764882
>Kobo is an unironic homophobe
Oh right, there was a clip of her admitting it and most of her fans started tweeting like pol when she played the wizard game.
It'll be funny to see the starmins on twitter found out and lose their minds since a lot of them love her.

>>57765419
>catalogfag
no argument huh, didn't know calling you a sister would cause so much pain but I can call you a brother if that's how you go by after your transition, don't worry

>>57765334
Go back to her general, like Mori and Kronii she used Holostars.

>>57764227
I actually enjoyed that. The different keys kinda worked here.

>>57765450
I don't care about her playing the wizard game at all but that other clip has her dead to rights. Although as happy as it would make me to see her burn, the fallout would eventually reach Altare too so I hope it doesn't happen.

>>57765542
Leader was always the most hated Tempus member but always had the most subs because of his affiliation to Kobo, so one have to wonder who used who.

>>57765535
>no argument huh
Like here >>57765334 where you also didn't had an argument and avoided what anon said?
Stop white knighting the Indo.

>>57765270
Probably because they treat her like a little sister and she likes the attention. She had a brother who is autistic and, even though she loves him, she doesn’t feel like she gets the little sister experience. https://youtu.be/rb24JCgCbLg?si=w_WeVRO1F_UgW5V4

>>57765723
I don’t even think this is bait dawg

>>57765633
Nice post catalogue anon here's your (You).

>>57765723
the falseflagger is responding to themselves for the most part

>>57765679
I'm not defending her, I don't even watch Kobo, just didn't expect this thread to be infested with twitter fags that were offender because "she's le homophobic gotta hate her now" when I was sharing something about Leader.
I wonder if you'll all join the catalog in hating him when he continues to collaborate with her and goes to Indonesia to meet her.

>>57765795

>>57765803
>SHE USED ALTARE SHE'S A LEECH
>Actually it was the other way arou-
>HAH NICE BAIT CATALOGUE ANON
sigh..

>>57765824
>willfully ignores the argument
I already said she can be as homophobic as she wants the problem is when she's also a two timing pussy about it and running to collab with MoMmy kIaRa and others at every turn. This is the last thing i'll say on that matter.

The new JP debuts are interacting with and following holostars and at least 2 of them speak some english. So don't be surprised if you see some catalog faggots sneaking their way into these threads right now and for the rest of the week.

>>57765941
Oh so you think yuribait is the same as lesbian, my bad then, didn't realize you were this dumb
anyway didn't think sharing a mashup would cause this much seethe from the sisters

>>57765941
unironically take your meds

>>57765616
>as happy as it would make me to see her burn
Even if she gets a call out post nothings gonna happen to her, I mentioned her fandom because they're just as if not more homophobic than her, at max it would only make star twitter drop her.
>the fallout would eventually reach Altare
I think it would only reach Altare if a starmin called her out because her fandom will believe all starmins are cancelling her or something, they're too overprotective, they did a huge storm out of the wizard game when only like 3 users tried to cancel her.

he is 265lbs at 5'2. what is YOUR excuse?

>>57766156
kek

>>57765723
Why all of mans memes are remixes of Hololive? Make this image but with a Tempus member.

>>57766234
that is a tempus member

>>57766234
That's Regis Altare, leader of the Tempus Guild, and a member of Holostars English.

>>57766234
heres a better one

>>57766234
>Doesn't know the lore of that image
sigh...

>>57766299
That's Regis Baldtare, infiltrator of memes, and a member of your walls

>>57766234
I see a holo and a star. Not sure what the issue is.

>>57765891
>Actually it was the other way arou-
>Kobo pushed the little sister shit, not Altare.
>He got a lot of hate from it.
>Kobo's fans are alt right indos and Altare's fans are twitter yumes.
>Even if Altare had some subs they didn't stick around.
>He still gets hates from it and even entertained the idea of stop collabing with Kobo for it, if he was using her he would go all in.
Well all know this, hence why you're a catalogue who keeps thinking he leeched out of her.

what time is it right now?

>>57766261
>>57766299
>>57766392
I know that's Altare but everything else besides his face is still Hololive.

>>57766559
It’s just a meme dawg, unclench a little

>>57766399
Hello again, Regis. The last time I saw you, you'd been imprisoned in my dreams, and were begging to be released. How many years did it take you to escape? Or did someone else set you free? I hope not too many of your friends had died by then. Indeed, it was merely a prank.

>>57766392
>replying to bait that was a reply to a "stop responding to bait" image
>me replying to a reply replying to bait that was a reply to a "stop responding to bait" image

>>57766559
thats not what you were saying though. you said it wasn't a tempus member but it is

I went for lunch, what happened to this thread kek

>>57765109
He should have made a tweet about it...

Remember the commandments.

>>57766832
oh so that's where the og is from. I forgot

>>57766691
anon i want you to know that im fighting for my fucking life trying to decode this reply

>>57766832
also remember the magical [-] button

>>57766832
Alright let me try for a second... Shit, you guys are gonna want to take a look at this.

>>57766950
Im looking at it but all I see is a lot of words

Flayon has a headache right now. I know it because my head is also hurting. I hope he takes some aspirin and lies down.

>>57766950
I CANT REEEEEAD

>>57767005
>>57767037
Sorry, I didn't realize you were here, axelotls. It says "Idols are a no-no."

>>57766950
>16 idols
10 MORE TEMPUS BOYS?

>>57766950

>>57766950
not reading that shit

>>57766950
>wordswordswords
did Tim Buckley make this?

>>57767025
>>57756101

>>57767093
Yes, he's the lead writer for EN's lore now that Omega's gone.

>>57767075
D: are we going to hell then?

>>57766523
primetime EU

>>57767193
No, you just have to make sure to praise the real one.

>>57767193
yes but because you touch yourself at night

>>57767145
That explains a lot
Magni had a miscarriage so he and Vesper exited stage right

>>57767257
the snail is scary though

>>57767375
Fuck the snail, he's a false god.

>>57767375
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>57767075
Can my idol touch my no-no zone, then?

>>57767475
If he allows it, yes. You're just not allowed to treat him like a god. But that's probably fine, since he seems to have some kind of degrading fetish.

Shinri is a weird case of emotional roller coaster, but seems like one his things are coming out this week. Happy for him

>>57768153
Oh nice, finally. I've been waiting for it

>>57761296
Yes, he might be shy at the start but if you promise after care he would be all in for it. He loves to be pampered

>>57768153
Dude's just tired, he unironically streams too much while he's dying to the summer heat

>>57761296
>>57768255
Because of his pampering comment, I 100% believe that Hakka would be into gentle femdom, even if he would never admit it or actively pursue it. t. projection

>>57768153
this explains a lot actually when I think about it... Tempus week is gonna be more than just collabs....