/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I love my wife so much!!

Feel free to send feedback about Gura's constant disappearances and the lack of communication surrounding them.
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

I yearn for my wife so much..

my wife

this one

I love Gura the most!

The other thread was comfier

I want to have sex with Gura, I really want to have sex with her. PLEASE I want to fuck Gura, I want to fuck her so bad. I want to thrust my pp into her tiny little gorilla grip cun! I want to slap her cheeks with my hips. I want to fuck her sooooooooo fucking bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>57719791
Her depression and lack of motivation to stream is not abuse. She's trying her best. But everyone so busy being toxic, accusatory and manipulative, they don't even notice that she took full advantage when she was feeling well and streamed for 6 or 7 days in a row or whatever it was, she did that for us. They say they love her, but don't even care how she feels. Shit's fuckin cringe.

>>57721378
Get in the line

>>57721062

comforble

i think dino gura isn't as cute as real gura

cumming inside girls feels really really good. cumming inside gura's womb would feel really really really good.

>>57721524

>>57721435
she is not trying her best, because she didn't even try to do the one thing she said she would try to do
we don't even have tea leaf readings via twitter activity this time

>>57721686
you don't know that she's not trying. She might be trying and failing, and in a spiral of despair because of it. But all you faggots lack the brain capacity for empathy. It's like giving an african american a hypothetical. Just doesn't compute does it.

>>57721686
Sorry klaius but you aren't welcome here anymore

Gura cute Gura cute!

I will always be there for her.

I want to watch Gura pee. Anything coming out of a tiny girls body I find it extremely hot.

>>57721874
>>57721821
based and same desu

>>57721874

>>57721874
Based hornybud.

look at my cute shark wife and our cute half-shark daughter

Gura is in a mental hospital

missin gura

Imagine peeing on Gura's chest, she's on her knees looking up at you. And mid piss she leans forward, mouth open, and envelops your entire length, pushing your glans down into her throat so that you're pissing directly into her. Imagine how that would feel. Would be biting my bottom lip. Then you get to fuck her with her stomach full of your pee.

>>57722002
My onaholes...

>>57722065
write a 300 word fanfic this isn't long enough for me to goom

>>57722002
This is a good image

>>57721821
But will she be there for you?

>>57721874
Her drool, her sweat, pee, hell i'd even suck the snot out of my loli shark's nostrils. It's all life giving nectar of the gods, and I want my cells to absorb it.

>>57721075
Aim better next time.

Sex with a fembud.

>>57722155
Yes.

>>57721805
you always stretch this to the most hilarious lengths
feels like it's been a while since I've seen you at it, welcome back, good to have one of the funnier retards at it again rather than the ESL and cuckposting

>>57722293
fembuds don't love us. it's over.

>>57722309
When?

>>57722358
That's fine, I'll love fembuds anyway.

Has Gura achieved all of her idol goals in hololive? Is there nothing left for her to achieve other than pandering to pedophiles?
I can see why she stopped streaming already.

>>57722358
But I love you?

>>57721805
Hypotheticals don't make any sense. They're always these absurd scenarios that would never happen, why would I waste my time thinking about those?

>>57722387
i'm witholding my love until they give me something back for once. They got complacent with all their orbiters worshipping them. It's time for a change. Fembuds should be licking my filthy stinky toes and begging me to let them sit on my lap to watch Gura streams.

I like dino

>>57722413
she hasn't married a celebrity yet

>>57722481
I chuckled.

Gura's slightly fuzzy tummy and tiny pink feet.

Gura has achieved her dream of becoming a Vocaloid. She is following in the footsteps of her childhood idol, Hatsune Miku.

Gura is soft like a squishy peach.

>>57722380
You assume she actually left.

well, what will you be doing till next Tuesday/Wednesday since it's clear we won't see her again until then hopefully?

>>57722650
Unironically Gura could have become important enough to maybe be able to do something with Miku, if she just had tried harder in her career.

>>57722613
the lightest, softest little snail trail, barely visible, between her belly button and mound, as petite and gentle as she is. i'm whispering by the way.

>>57722613
>>57722694

GURA'S BIG GAPING ANUS!

I'm horny

>>57722723
Based alternate timeline bud

>>57722613
>>57722694

>>57722870
This but with her bushy pucci

aiiiieeeeee save me nigger-sama!

>>57722613
>>57722694
stay here chumbie

>>57722650
>footsteps

>>57722738
cry in this thread

>>57722940
i want to smell a teenage girls pucci bushy again. softer than a kitten's fur.

>>57722846
I'm a wizard, this little bit of time means nothing to me.

>>57722723
kill yourself

What is the average size of Gura's poop

>>57723160
I imagine its like rabbit poop because of her meager diet.

I don't like it when I'm listening to music on Youtube and the website thinks it's funny to recommend multiple age old Goob VODs

>>57723160
Gura takes psyllium husk

I hope Gura spent my superchat money on buying the most expensive & premium vibrator for her own pleasure.

>>57723245
check out this song, it's one of my favorites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3phaXN_FjiE

>>57723160
Quite large and hard, so it stretches her hole a lot. That's why there's a pile of piss tshirts next to her toilet. She takes her shirts off to shit, cos the ordeal makes her sweat a lot. The shit starts off hard like rabbit poop bunched together in a large brick, but once gravity takes over and pulls it out of her anus, a long stream of softer, fresher, soft serve poop starts flowing out. This is the moment you want to stick your dick in her anus and push back. Don't mind the smell as your glans sinks into her shit, she want's you to fill her chocolate eclairs with cream. Could push her face into the bowl while you do it. Make her bob for apples.

>>57722349
Not an enabler, but as someone who's been there that really isn't a stretch in any way shape or form
Other anon may be a doormat, but (You) are a nigger

>>57723742
If you posted this before I understood scat then I would probably be disgusted.

I want Gura to lift her tail and show me her butt

>>57723998
If it was anyone other than Gura, I would probably vomit in my own mouth.

If we all hate Gura so much, then why are we still here?

I love talking about my cute wife's bodily functions.
I'm impressed she actually had a pee on stream during the Outer Wilds stream.

>>57723998
Disgusting. I predicted you fags would try to one up each other into more and more disgusting fetishes. Next is gore.

>>57724195
She should burst on stream.

>>57724195
I still think about her pissy tshirt

>>57723989
assuming she's stuck in a borderline suicidal feedback loop where she has a stroke every time she comes close to a keyboard, where attempting to type something saying she won't be around causes a complete mental breakdown, is just as bad as assuming that she's lying and hates (You) specifically, only coming back for event money
for all that putting words in her mouth bad talk you fags sure rush to do so in favor of your own arguments

>>57724195
i'm disappointed that she doesn't actually wear a diaper

>>57724219
I wouldn't worry about that chumbie. I still don't really understand feet.

>>57724219
Gore isn't on the same level as scat. Gura likes gore and did an entire stream of her guro fanfic, whereas scat is gross and not approved by Gura.

>>57724063
She stood infront of you naked but absolutely refuses to show you any sensitive areas by covering them up with her 50kg strength tail.

she isn't depressed and if you she is you are unironically, literally and 100% a retard who needs to get out of your house and meet real people

I've become a full on pissfag

>>57724541
She's depressed and if you think she isn't you need to watch streams.

are you strong enough to endure the Cycle?

>>57724277
Reread the post you're mad about. It says "might be" not "definitely 100% no question". Even if you don't know something for sure, you can still give people the benefit of the doubt and not assume the absolute worst of them.
>I don't want to because of X, Y, and Z
Okay fine. That's a choice you're making though.

>>57724195
And then the fun chat had knowing she didn't actually wash her hands and then proceeded to eat something right after... God I love this girl.

>>57724621
how do you feel about farts?

>>57724541
what

>>57724783
I don't mind. I fart a lot myself.

>>57721435
You hypocritical piece of shit.
You're telling all these people to not ascribe motivations to her or assume what she's thinking, but that is EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
You're saying she's depressed and lacks motivation to stream but you do not know how she feels or what she's doing.
You're saying You're saying that she loves us and that she streamed during the weeks she wasn't sick, but you don't know shit, you lying faggot. You have no clue if she's sick or why she disappeared.
You are putting words in Gura's mouth and are assuming her thoughts and motivations.

And oh, wait! What's this in my pocket!? What could this be?

TA-DAH!~~~

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>>57719440
>Everyone that puts words in Gura's mouth, and assume her thoughts and motivations are this and that are toxic faggots
/ / / | | | | | \ \ \

Kill yourself, you hypocritical bitch nigger.

>>57724904
what the fuck is going on right?

I liked scatbuds more when they just posted about how they wanted dinos to walk in on Gura in the toilet

>>57724904
Someone is angy

>>57724219
As someone who is absolutely disgusted by the idea of shit, I want Gura to tear me to fucking shreds

>>57724342
There's no way Gura can lift her 50 kg tail just with her tail muscle

>>57725300

>>57724277
I realize that your bottom surgery hurts and that the hormone blockers have your head all full of feelings, but crying about one rrat being "just as bad" as another by the standards of your petty little emotions has no bearing on whether it's more likely to be TRUE or not.
Sorry if you're self conscious that putting words in peoples' mouths is all you have. But please stop projecting onto us from through your tears.

>>57725319
>>57725300
Spats are sexy.

Hey chumbuds, how do you feel about Gura AI covers? I know I'll be falling asleep with this tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jd65iU9s7A

>>57725411
They're not as sexy as nopan or panties or most other alternatives, but they are sexy.

>>57725436
I like them but I never see them because youtube doesn't recommend them to me, thank you

>>57725379
>>57724868

>>57724690
I mean, she clearly isn't from her past actions and it's only perpetuated for shitposting purposes. Which is really all that goes on in this thread anymore anyway.
The bottom line is that whatever has happened has removed her ability to take any action regarding her online activity and there really isn't any way for anyone to actually argue against that unless they simply want to shit on her.

>>57725627
This.
Gura isn't depressed.

>>57725627
No, she's depressed. It's the ebb and flow, like she said, and I believe she's flowing right now.

>>57725461
Something about seeing my wife completely naked awakens a primal urge in me. Clothes are sexy however...

>>57725760
she isn't depressed and we don't know nearly enough to tell if she was either way

>>57725901
She is depressed and there's many examples of her being depressed on stream.

Is "she is depressed" the new threadshitting angle?

>>57725941
stop projecting

>>57726008
Watch streams.

>>57724868
>>57725549
If only your IQ were high enough that it couldn't be counted on one hand, you would recognize the difference between using actual *evidence* to recognize *one logical possibility among many* and acknowledging that you shouldn't assume the worst as a consequence, and... assuming the worst. Despite the fact that it originated solely from your own ass.
The latter is asserting a firm conclusion, the former is not.
Conflating these two things is desperately, transparently pathetic. Stop lying.

Gura has bipolar disorder and probably psychosis.

Do you think Gura knows by now that she drives grown men to insanity

>>57726069
I was more insane before I found Gura. She taught me how to become a better person and love myself.

>>57726069
>grown men
Only in the strictest biological terms

>>57726069
Eh, these people would have been schizos one way or another. She's merely the vessel they just so happen to have chosen to manifest their mental illness through.

>>57726069
She does this on purpose, so yes.

I'm glad Gura ran away from atlantis and started a new life on land.
Imagine being naked over there and getting constantly raped by shark men.

I got a tub of orange sherbet it's yummy

>>57726248
you look pretty yummy yourself shrimpy

>>57726043
>assuming her motivations and intentions is wrong unless it's based on evidence.
>only I get to decide what is and isn't evidence because if I didn't, I would feel really, really sad.
>in order for me to not feel sad, the only evidence accepted is evidence that paints Gura in the best possible light.

Kill yourself, you mental midget clown.

>>57726311
All three of those things are true.

>>57724868
speculation != putting words in her mouth and thoughts in her brain.

womp womp.
try again.
Just admit that you're being a cunt to Gura, then you can stop being a cunt to Gura, so we can all move on and enjoy the horny posting.

>>57726396
>womp womp.
isn't this a vshoujo meme? fuck off

>>57726248
I ran out of all frozen desserts

>>57726427
who? dunno what a vshujo is or whatever the fuck. Womp womp is a lot older than that whore whale thing or whatever normie garbage you watch.

>>57722746
If these guys could do something with Miku.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMFNXgu7L3Q
Then Gura could have done something with Miku if she pushed for it. Either she wasn't interested or Cover denied her.

>>57726427
>thinks shy lily invented womp womp
what a retard

>womp womp
>used as an expression of mock disappointment, often for humorous effect.

>>57724219
If it were any other human it would be disgusting. But it's gura, so it's not. Everyone wants to guzzle her piss, but turn into crybabies the instant her turtle head starts crowning.

>>57723160
It's huge because she gets constipated often enough to get bombarded with ads for miralax.

I need a fembud in my life.

>>57726427
I'm not following this whole conversation but when I think of "womp womp" I think of fish eye lens.

>>57726396
So when other anons say she doesn't care about us because she never streams or even talks to us anymore, they are "making assumptions", which is wrong. But when you say that she clearly cares about us without any evidence, and in spite of clear evidence to the contrary, it's "speculating".
Again. Kill yourself, you autistic moron. You are one of the dumbest anons here. You have no idea what you're talking about when it comes to progression of logic or deductive/inductive reasoning.
And on top of all that, you are almost certainly the australian retard, am I right?

>>57726427
nta but i remember the media was melting down for weeks about some guy saying womp womp to them.

>>57724324
Was that the halloween story? Or did I miss something?

>>57726744
nta but i have a letter from gura that says she cares about me.

What are the chumbies doing right now?

>>57726842
Halloween story yeah. She used to do a lot more guro references, I can't remember clearly but I think they got replaced by more pee ones (good)

>>57726872
>*...that I paid for*
You forgot that last part.

>>57726818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-ySW5FGxpw

I miss Goob

Things will never be the same

>>57726311
(You) do not get to "decide" to conjure imaginary facts from the gaping maw between your ears, you drooling nobody. Sorry if the most likely possibility is the one which a) paints Gura in a positive light, and b) actually exists, but that's just a reality you're going to have to cope with without crying foul and shrieking that the game is rigged just because (You) lost by being a retard.
Not that the thin-skinned, blubbering manbaby who uses an insult like "mental midget" unironically has much of a connection to reality in the first place, lmao

>>57726897
Listening to asmr while I watch pokemon challenges on youtube.

>>57726744
>progression of logic or deductive/inductive reasoning.
I couldn't give a flying fuck about progression of logic or deductive/inductive reasoning or whatever small hat bullshit arguementative faggotry you want to spin up. The same corrosive bullshit they use to argue that trannies are real women. Couldn't give a rats ass. All I care about is you insulting Gura, putting words in her mouth, dictating fucking bullshit just because you hate her because you're a mean horrid little cunt that wants to see a nice kind hearted girl suffer because you see yourself entitled to some bullshit. Fuck off faggot. Stop picking on little girls you fucking coward. All antis need to be skun alive.

>>57725941
Links?

>>57726556
Anon, you know miku is literally a program anyone can use, right?

>>57727084
I'm not telling you about some of my wife's worst streams just because you want to gawk, tourist. Every chumbud here has at least a few come to mind.

>>57726248
I made a delicious roast stew. Tons of carrots.

If you are not painting gura in a positive light, you are a faggot. Every anti that comes into this thread to spin their bullshit is a fucking faggot. Kill yourselves.

Gura personality is likely to remain faithful to one partner for life.
That means domestic abuse will never be reported. I can't wait to get physical with her

What fetishes can be 100% undeniably attributed to Gura?
Be sure to include proof.
I'll start
Slime Girls
Petplay
Vore

Well, I can certainly say that this is /ggg/

>>57727110
Wouldn't they need to have some kind of permission to monetize it? If not then why is there not more Miku outside of regular vocaloid channels?

>>57727250

>>57727331

>>57727331
SMELLS
Don’t even need to post proof, my proof is literally any stream

>>57727392

>>57726965
LMAO. What a fucking autist.

>>57727361
Nope, you just have to buy the program. The entire point of it is to buy it to make your own music with.

>>57727443

>>57727493

>>57727458
>What a fucking autist.
A based womptist

>>57727045
NTA, and disregarding the rest of the message, you know she's an adult right? Not actually a little girl? You shouldn't infantilize her, that's just weird.

>>57726965
LMAO what a lad

>>57726744
Your summary of the discussion up to this point is as big of a fanfiction as the caricature you've constructed of Gura based upon the so-called "evidence" you can never point to.
Yes, you delusional faggot - assuming that she isn't talking to us for one particular implausible reason is, indeed, making an assumption, whereas watching her streams and speculating as to the most likely POSSIBILITY based on what she has actually done and said, is speculation.
You obviously don't understand the first thing about logic or critical thinking, and the fact that you've been reduced to pretentiously regurgitating technical terminology you don't actually understand after seeing them while glancing through the wikipedia article on Sherlock Holmes one night is comedy of the highest caliber.
Eat a bullet.

>>57726965
damn, this guy's just saying what the whole world is thinking whenever some media clown dumps a random sob story of questionable authenticity and relevance.

>>57727045
You seem upset

>>57727023
You're a retarded faggot. You have no fucking clue what her situation is, just like everyone else here.
You continuing to say that the possibilities in which she doesn't care about us are wrong, doesn't make you smart or correct.
Your explanation for her prolonged and sudden absence (which you have still refused to state) fails to explain why she is ignoring us and not even taking 2 minutes to make a tweet or anything else in over 2 weeks. You have nothing. You claim that your explanation is more likely or supported by evidence, and yet you have no evidence at all other than "she said she was sick, once". You are HOPING that she isn't a manipulative cunt that is betraying us, and that is fine, but you have zero idea whether she is or not.
So don't pretend your retarded blind faith in her, despite every indication by Gura that she does not think about us and that she does not want us to be part of her life, is any more valid or supported than any other bullshit theory made by even the most schizo of assholes here.
Kill yourself, you smooth-brained autistic Australian hypocrite.

I love her.

>>57727331
I hate these posts. You'll find out the answers if you watch enough streams.

Im not reading the retards posts. I love Gura more than anything and I WILL marry her one day

well well well

>>57727331
bukakke

>>57727667
just don't like unkind manipulative dishonest people. narcissists, sociopaths, subverters, fuck all that gay shit.

>>57726872
I don't remember it saying those exact words, also it said we deserve the shark, but we don't have the shark...

Do we have unironic feds in these threads? What's with the siegelarping?

>>57727331
How do you forget feet?

>>57727797
She meant I deserve her as my girlfriend and she's going to marry me.

I ate overdone burgers for dinner.

What are you predictions for her return?
>pre-chat closed
>vague explanation for absence if at all
>banned words
>no POV collab streams
>only special events for solo streams
>forgot how to stream/too nervous

>>57727580
her being an adult doesn't give people the right to be cunts. Like why not hornypost instead of being a pack of toxic cunts gnawing at the bit wanting to destroy her. Shit's just fuckin gay.

>>57727906
probably asmr love nest members stream.

>>57727789
>unkind manipulative dishonest people. narcissists, sociopaths, subverters
You don't like Gura?

>>57727906
She won't return. She's currently fighting management and HLZNTL

>>57727661
Best part is that faggot’s outburst over being called on his emotionally manipulative bullshit

>>57727695
You're just an anti. So I will disregard everything you just said. You wasted your time. If you don't like Gura fuck off to some other thread. If you want to destroy Gura, which you obviously do, then go destroy her, there are far more effective means of doing so than spamming this thread with your worthless drivel you miserable fucking cunt.

>>57727969
She shouldn't have to fight too hard since it's universally hated. I'm excited to see how Cover fumbles it next time it comes up.

>>57727045
based, antis are subhuman

>>57727895
Borgar is borgar

I love her.

>>57727967
You're attributing those attributes to her, because you're a cunt and you hate her. A manipulative abusive cunt picking on a short petite girl that has been nothing but kind to me in the streams I've watched. You probably drown kittens for fun.

Gura, let's cyb0rseggz!

>>57727644
The only comical thing in this thread is your inability to recognize your own biases.
And besides, your entire argument is retarded.
Instead of basing your "speculation" on what Gura says during streams, which has been proven to be unreliable and wrong, you should instead be basing it on reality, past experience, and what she actually does.
But I suppose you will argue to the contrary and instead insist that everything she says, no matter how purposely vague or explicitly incomplete, is all the information one needs to arrive at your personally desired conclusion. Meanwhile, you'll also proclaim that anyone who points out the inconsistencies of what she says and does is an anti that should be "skun".
And the entire time you go on this diatribe, you will question others' intelligence, completely failing to see your own contradictions and assumptions.

>>57728234
lovenest soon. she always gets frisky after time away

>attributing those attributes

>>57726995
Rimworld... you deserved better than a one stream then drop.

>>57728077
>I lost the argument, so you're just an anti
That seems to be your go-to modus operandi, huh?
Stupid, aussie faggot. You're just embarrassing.

>>57728255
are you the guy who tried to argue that africans are smart because they die a lot lol

>words words words
Sorry not reading those. Goob night chumbies I love Gura the most!

>>57728255
Fuckin word salad chicken swinging shlomo bullshit. You hate gura. Just say you hate Gura. Stop using manipulative bullshit language and beating around the bush, and say you hate her. And then proceed to fuck off forever. You talk like a fuckin tranny.

My filters must be working because some of these posts make no sense by themselves.

I HATE Gawr Gura

>>57728255
Fans will look at things positively, antis will look at things negatively, it's that simple. Neither can ever be proven 'right' because it won't be known anyway, but one group does not belong in the fan thread.

>>57728426
>He still see some of those posts
Update your filter

I dreamt that Gura made a handcam stream playing with my little pony dolls.
She showed us her collection and a custom made one with the horse head replaced by an ebi. It was cursed but beautiful.

weird girl but lovable because of her weirdness

some people say "that's not normal" or "normal people wouldn't do that"

and my response is always something like "who the fuck would want to be normal?"

>>57728524
Post your filter list

>>57728363
If I were to say what I wanted to about black people, I would be banned. I'm not sure what you're referencing or even what it has to do with the conversation at hand.
But I'm sure you'll search for some other way to deflect soon enough, so can you at least pick a topic of distraction most of us here have heard about?

>>57728478
Why is there even a thread? It’s not like she streamed today. Not like she’ll stream tomorrow either.

>>57728524
Don't post your list chumbie. Hes trying to get you

>>57728450
You must be one of them damned Gabby lovers

>>57728573
Because she's still a vtuber and there are fans of her

>>57727885
because she doesn't actually like them that much, chat just took it too far, she said so herself
https://youtu.be/UH76nSzXfPs?t=1064

>>57728405
I love Gura. I love Gura more than anyone else in this world.
But I hate the way she treats us, how she never keeps her word, and how she never tries to do better, despite saying she'll make an effort.

>>57728342
it felt as weird to type as it probably does to read. but whatever. There's probably some specific word for what these manipulative antis are doing, but I don't really care. Next they'll probably start saying they're criticisizing her constructively and denying that they're being toxic cunts, or some other gaslighting pilpul manipulative faggotry. They have no honor, so they have to sneak around trying to buttfuck everyone from behind like subversive parasites.

>>57727695
>you have no clue what her situation is, just like everyone else here
No, faggot - that's (You) and other subfunctional retards who run your mouths without doing your homework first. Anybody with two braincells, has done basic background research into Gura/Senzawa, and has even intermittently paid attention to streams over the last few years, let alone since Advent debuted, has everything they need to use basic logic for the purposes of speculation, and acknowledge that there are many far more reasonable explanations for Gura's behavior than "lel she feels absolutely nothing about us WEEEEH".
(You) have zero idea about anything, because (You) are fucking stupid. That is (You) in particular.
>doesn't make you smart or correct
AHAHAHAHAHA someone sounds insecure
You have precisely fuck all. You make superficial appeals to logic despite being obviously cognitively incapable of distinguishing between making an assertion and suggeting a reasonable possibility. You make blind assumptions and then frantically lie and mindlessly chant "hypocrite" ad infinitum try to convince yourself that everyone else on the planet is is as fucking braindead as you are so that you won't have to be alone, but even a subhuman like (You) understands how obvious of a lie that is, which is why you need to shriek so loudly as a substitute for anything resembling confidence or conviction. You are beyond pathetic, and should genuinely consider suicide by self-immolation.
>>57728255
>more impotent crying, projection, and empty promises that his assumptions are totally based on something, but our speculation is totally actually just assumptions guys
I can just *hear* the furious typing reverberating through the cosmos lmfao

>>57728614
Worse, a scumbud

>>57728639
Retard.

>>57728686
>I totally love her, except for all of these things which I hate
funny guy

>>57728346
Added to the mass grave of good games that got one stream. I kind of wish she would only play casual games if she's never going to try and finish a long game again. The last long game she (almost) finished was kirby in april 2022 wasn't it?

We're on our way now
Truth can be so hard to swallow

>>57727953
Stop. That's never going to happen. You say this shit all the time. It's total cope

>>57728691
You know, it'd be a lot easier to just admit that you don't know the truth about why Gura stopped streaming or why she completely stopped communicating.
You'd be a lot less embarrassed and you wouldn't have to stoop to calling those who are smarter than you "antis".

>>57727953
Yeah I think it's likely too. We'll definitely get another RP stream soon

slow thread tonight

>>57726965
me and Gura both hope this guy was fired for that.

>>57728761
oh nyo

>>57728524
>>57728426
I'm too lazy to equip a filter.
My natural filter is pretty strong I think.

>>57727906
If she closes pre-chat that is her own fault. She caused it by not simply communicating. I don't think she wants to tell her fans that she's going on another break because she knows they'll be upset and makes her look bad and lazy taking all this time off. So she ignores it

>>57728772
Have you never had any relationship in the past, anon? I'm not even talking romantic relationships.
Are you saying there isn't anything your mother does that you dislike?

She's really a lot of wasted potential isn't she? She could've done a lot of great stuff if she really tried. Every time she goes missing I think about it.

>>57728920
>you made me do this
kek, betas being pathetic as always

I can't tell which thread is more sad. This one or Mikeneko's general

>>57728686
If you don't trust that she is trying her best in her giving situation, and assume as much, then you don't actually love her. You don't want someone to love, you want someone to dress down and criticize and tear down because it makes you feel better about yourself, instead of respecting her and what she's trying her best to do. You need to realise that you're being a cunt. Narcissists try to pull this shit, and it's fucking annoying. It shows a lack of empathy.

Sharks are cool.

>>57728941
you seething isn't my problem, but you aren't convincing anyone by doing it

>>57728770
Yeah, (You)

>>57728955
Sure, but there seems to be a lot of things she wants to do that aren’t easy to do in hololive
Not to mention the things she has done that have been cancelled or fully scrapped last minute after already finishing the work on them

>>57728978
What? She wouldn't have to close pre-chat if she just told her fans she was going on a break. Yesmen are so retarded. Being yesman is the ultimate beta male faggot. Women hate whiteknights

>>57729022
given*

>>57728772
NTA, but you've never had an issue with anything your friends or people close to you do? Real people don't just accept people being shitty to them all the time just because they love them, unless they actually have no spine. There's a reason couples and best friends and family fight more than average people who know each other.

>>57728850
nta. enlighten us

>>57729051
nyo you

>>57729004
This one has more mentally ill people. That one is probably full of women

>>57728892
I fucking wish, that maid stream was amazing.

>>57729077
Congrats, you're even lower than a beta, a crybaby tantrum thrower. At least betas matured past that stage.

>>57728850
Funny - the only "people" I see proclaiming absolute knowledge of Gura's condition are the ones who clearly struggle with simple tasks, pretending that educated guesswork is indistinguishable from pulling fanfictions out of their ass
And I don't know about (You), but the only embarrassment I'm feeling right now is second-hand

Guess I'll post more dino before I go to bed

>>57728941
If your mother does things that you dislike, would you go out in public and try to make everyone hate her in an effort to destroy her? If your mother does shit you dislike, you deal with it or address it, it's between you and her, and you do it fairly, and not be a cunt to her.

>>57729137
>This one has more mentally ill people
I think there's at most four itt. Not sure tho I am just chilling.

>>57728850
Take your cuck fantasies and shove them up your arse.

The catalog has a lot of space to shitpost in, you don't need to be here.

>>57729118

>>57729107
And people divorce/break up because of irreconcilable differences, your point? Constantly seething isn't a good sign no matter how you try to cope otherwise.

>>57729199
Stop posting the frown version. It's not accurate.

I wish more people posted dino.
I could use new images.

>>57729254
Nta. But you have to be mentally ill to use this site.

>>57729300

>>57729069
Still, Gura should have dozens covers released already, several og songs, she could be in Japan recording the opening of some comedy anime. She could be as popular as Marine and Pekora if she tried. Yet here we are, making excuses for why she can't even post a tweet, on her 16th day of radio silence, less than a week from her 3rd year anniversary

>>57729317
Let me fantasize in peace

>>57729284
She has no idea how sexy she is.

>>57729402
No, I won't, Gura needs heart eyes and a big smile.

>>57729430
>>57729393
>>57729349
>>57729303
>>57729260
>>57729206

>>57729307
People also work out the differences and make up, my point is that saying someone doesn't love her just because they don't like how she acts at times is fucking stupid. It's the kind of view that someone who doesn't remember what it's like to even have friends or family would come up with.

>>57729367
I don't feel so good..

>>57729317

>>57729484
he's been at this shit forever, he needs to get the hint and fuck off already

>>57728747
Your giant wall of text is cute, and I even read it all, but at the end of the day, you're entire basis of reasoning is that you claim to know why Gura acts the way she does because you've watched her streams, the streams where she has explicitly told us that she will never explain what is going on or what is wrong with her.
You've watched the same streams that everyone else here has seen, and yet, you and you alone are able to diagnose her illness, all her mental problems, and deduce her general well-being and living situation. All of this, despite the fact that she has told us that she doesn't want us knowing everything about her and that there are things she has intentionally kept secret.
You've convinced yourself that she must be depressed or have anxieties that prevent her from streaming or communicating with us, despite the fact that she has never been this bad in the past up until very recently. You convince yourself that she is inundated with projects, despite never being able to show anything for it. You ascribe such inconsistency with her aforementioned "mental illness". When it isn't do to those things, your explanation is that it must be the fault of staff or managers.

You have never provided a convincing explanation for why all of this is happening, or why she treats us this way. You have only ever offered excuses.

>>57729069
Was there anything scrapped last minute besides the one cover? I can't imagine it's something that happens often, though I suspect she probably had them remake the entire Full Color MV when she saw it, since she thought it would be done last December and here we are already 9 months past that.

While people argue on vt Gura and I are having lovey dovey baby making sex

>>57729664
That's Gabby. No, Gabby is not Gura.

>>57729553
>More wall of text drivel
Yawn

>>57729553
Then you tell us why she treats us this way. Go on. I'm all ears. We all know what you are doing. Just be straight up and honest.

>>57729530
Is he someone frequent here? Why does he need to fuck off? At this point the only thing keeping the thread moving is endless debates, people aren't even reposting it anymore when it gets archived, I've had to repost it twice this week when it went like 30 mins with no repost. There's not even new art to look at most days.

>>57729691
Yes, Gabby is Gura dumbud

>>57729729
>threadshitting is le good
not surprised I was talking to a retard

>>57729553
Look, it's only 3 days. Tell us why this is happening.

I need to sleep before my birds get pissed off. Sleep tight chumbies.

>>57729553
just cop the ban bro, just tell us why.

>>57729786
I don't care if its Gura or not anymore.
I just want a woman who looks like Gura, acts like Gura, dresses up like Gura.

>>57729791
I mean the fanfiction rrats are more interesting than dead hours imo. What else do you wanna talk about? I don't get why everyone engages with the people they don't want talking here like that will make them stop, change the subject and drown them out or you're contributing to your own misery like a retard.

>>57729914
Im more of a fan of hornyposting and cute gura images but no one wants to do either for some reason. Its strange to me that people dont like being comfy

>>57729914
If you think timelooping advent shit for the millionth time is better than nothing you're beyond help and effectively indistinguishable from the schizo

I want to have virgin sex with Gura where she shakes her hips awkwardly in this position and asks me if it feels good.

im scared

>>57730097
Post dino

>>57729914
I would GREATLY prefer comfy hours to this shit

>>57729022
There are no assumptions. I know what Gura's capable of because I have been here far longer than you have, and what she is doing and how she is treating us is not her best. Even she recognizes that, as she has stated multiple times on the streams you claim to watch so often.
It is painful seeing the person I love grow more and more distant and push us away. She should be honest why she is doing that and why she doesn't want to stream or spend time with us anymore. I think that is the very least she could do for those that have supported her for so long. Instead, we get complete and total silence. It shows a tremendous amount of disregard towards her fans. I believe she is the only member of Hololive that is like this.

Nevertheless, you and I will never agree. I want Gura to do her best and for things to get better, while you are only interested in your own imagined idea of Gura's contentment and resulting complacency. I hope you one day understand that Gura is capable of more than these past two weeks, or that you die -- I really don't care which.

>>57729998
I mean if I see the exact same post I've read before I just skip past it, it's not hard, I don't get bothered easily, I think the only person in this thread I wish would kill themselves is the cuckposter, that dude is actually subhuman.

>>57730187
Man you think too much and type too much. Im exhausted

>>57729976
My only problem with those is if you've been in this thread for longer than a week you've seen 99% of the ones that get posted, people could at least bring back some of the old ones or something to keep it interesting.

Young Gura used to massage her breasts after following a tutorial online on how to enlarge them.
Eventually she gives up as she saw no improvement infront of the mirror.
Till today, Gura is secretly envious of woman with large breasts.

hey guys, remember when I used to tell you that things could always get worse?

>>57730187
>still at it
nobody cares manechan LARPer

>>57730251
Why does Gura not just buy fake tits with her swimming pool filled with money?

Tourist here, why are you fags going schizo in the latest vod comments already? at least wait another 2 weeks

>>57730251
>secretly
Gura makes only the thinnest of attempts to hide her lust for big honkin badongas.

>>57730236
Ill start posting images from the bottom of my goob folder. I wish I saved more cute gura images instead of meme edits

>>57730299
Fake tits are gay

>>57730323
Why wait 2 weeks?

>>57730236
I'd post some but I don't want to engage with an obvious tourist.

>>57729265
>>57729725
>>57729794
>>57729830
>they assume my reasoning for why Gura is gone is cuckoldry realated
Talk about projection... sheesh.
I've already stated that I have no idea why she's gone this long or often and why she no longer seems to care about us anymore. I don't know. But based on her actions, pretending that everything is fine and that she loves us more than anything else, is even more far-fetched than whatever cuckpost narratives you incorrectly assume I have to offer.

>>57730281
and you were correct, now what?

>>57730370
It makes your concerns less believable if 2 weeks is enough to have complaining

>>57730323
I stopped visiting the comments since they somehow turned into a bigger shithole than this place

>>57730399
I mean we've been through the same song and dance so many times at this point that after like day 4 everyone knew she would be gone this long again.

Ill be back for comfy hours

cope status?

i'm pretending to like other girls so I don't look so pathetic only loving Gura

I wonder what the anniversary merch will be

>>57730299
She considered getting them, but after getting so much love from her fans for her flat chest and fat tail, she decided to embrace it.

Just look at her beautiful body. Why would anyone want to change it. Uoh

>>57730428
yea somehow it's turned into worse than here and the catalog, the absolute state of things

>>57730444
You gay or something?>>57730450

>>57730337
Post the meme edits. I don't have that many I want meme edits.

>>57730437
mindbroken

Jesas, I come to check the thread on my break and these fags are writing college essays about retarded shit.

>>57730399
NTA, but Gura was telling us about her streaming plans for the following week and then she just disappeared. I would think that anyone who actually cared and watched her streams would be concerned as to why all her plans fell through so suddenly and seemingly so unexpectedly.

>>57730496
the fuck else are they gonna talk about?
this thread is for image dumping and bitching about Gura
there is literally nothing else to talk about

>>57730488
Probably tomorrow. Right now the shitposters are going insane.

>>57730496
SEAbud...

>>57730187
You're still misunderstanding me. It's the WAY you are doing it. You're doing it in a cruel way, and I don't like you doing that to the girl I love. Like sure criticize her, but you're being a narcissistic manipulative cunt about it. Stop it. Instead of saying "Gura hates us and that's why she doesn't stream" say "I don't like that Gura doesn't stream enough, I'd like to see more of her because I love her."

Please tell me you see the difference. It's the way you people say shit that makes you antis. I don't know if you're even capable of seeing the difference or if you are even aware of what you are doing.

To put it simply, stop being a cunt.

>>57730542
I'm a vampire burger.

>>57730395
We wait for things to get even worse somehow

What is stopping Gura from releasing her 1 to 1 scale of her real cunny made into an onahole merch?

>>57730521
shut up threadshitter, your contributions are dogshit

Lets go for 3 weeks of ghosting! Go Gura Go!

>>57730526
Ok I want to see meme edits tomorrow

>>57730576
t. threadshitter

>>57730521
Nyo this thread is for image dumping and talking about how cute gura is. The catalog is reserved for the bitching

>>57730521
You can have entire discussions on how awesome Gura's cunny is. It's a topic that still hasn't been fully explored.

>>57730484
I just asked about merch how am I gay

>>57730650
proof?

>>57730555
Some chumbies only know hate

>>57730399
The thing is, Gura was streaming daily and for very long, sounding really happy and excited and talking about how much she used to stream during her first, and that she would like to return to that Gura.
After day 2 people were already freaking out

>>57730607
bitching about gura is effectively antiposting, so nah, nice try with the false equivalence

>>57730698
>she used to stream during her first
*during her first year

>>57730656
My bad chumbie. Didnt mean to reply to you

>>57730555
>To put it simply, stop being a cunt.
You should tell that to Gura

>>57730698
anyone retarded enough to fall for her "returns" at this point deserves to be let down, October of last year should have been the telling point that shes just going to keep lying about "wanting to go back to streaming"

>>57730555
>You're still misunderstanding me. It's the WAY you are doing it.
Oh nyo...
So you're saying I fwustwate you?

>>57730817
M RT

>>57730817
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>>57730763
You are a man bud. Nut up already…

How are my fellow yesmen doing? We ready to defend Gura no matter what? What's the excuse we are using this time?

>>57730555
They know exactly what they're doing and your reaction is why they're doing it.

well i gave the new girls a try and i can say by now they dont do anything for me. i was hoping to find another gura filler but oh well. for me its still SNO that hits the spot. otherwise i'm doing other things like playing vidya. maybe ill eventually like some of them. i only started to like mumei and fauna once i saw them interact with gura a couple times
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>>57730505
It is concerning, no matter how much I distract myself I always circle back to wondering what happened in the few days after her last stream that made her disappear again.

>>57730555
Just go put some shrimp on the barby, 'ave a bloomin' onion, drink a fosters, and calm the fuck down, mate.

>>57729069
>not easy to do in Hololive
It's easy for the other girls to make and release music. Gura is just lazy and is all talk. She tells you what you want to hear, except when she goes on breaks cuz that's bad news.

>>57730939
Personally, I think BG3 happened, but I hope that isn't actually the case.

>>57730891
I'm not defending anyone, I'm just calling you a faggot for threadshitting like an ape

>>57730779
>"lying"
>source: my ass
>>57730891
That whining uselessly is for women?

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT YOUTUBE I DON'T WANT TO WATCH FART SHARK

>>57730891
cant wait for her to come back for the anniversary stream, rake in the cash, and leave again

>>57730917
Yeah none of them really clicked for me either. They feel kind of distant right now. I will give em 6 months to get more comfortable

>>57731009
There's a fart shark video?

>>57730817
M

>>57729198
Me? lol, you are the crybaby because what I said got under your skin so much that you couldn't help but respond. And it was a personal attack which means you have no real argument. Stay mad, don't cry. You'll never get a women by being a whiteknight

>>57731005
>lying
yes, cry about it faggot, shes lied about a lot of things and that is an undeniable fact at this point

where is oyasamebud I can't sleep without oyasamebud

>>57730570
She tried but Cover demanded that it have hair on it due to JP sensibilities and Gura stopped streaming again to protest. Gura wants all chumbies to be able to fuck her limited edition signed cunny replica in it's full glory and not in some bastardized form.

>>57730323
Why wait 2 more weeks? It's been almost a month. That's long enough

>>57731080
I'm waiting for him as well.

>>57731045
>what I said got under your skin so much that you couldn't help but respond
He squeals in response, because anon said something that got under his skin

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