/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>5768351
vtweeter

I think we should start a discord server.

>>5768410
t. beatani

>>5768351
>Next stream
>Streamed live on Jun 27, 2021
Have I traveled to the past? Can I stop the final yab from happening?

>>5768383
Can't be by definition. Even the week she was off she was actually working on her model and not tweeting hot takes about ideological causes and "networking" with pngtubers.

>>5768566
>Even the week she was off she was actually working on her model
I think the main reason was due to having more work than usual, so on top of that she worked her ass off extra hard to get ready on time the model for father's day
I won't ever abandon this bear, she is too precious

Finally had my first tangentially bea related dreams back to back.
First one was a documentary style dream about 2 dudes who like the same girl. One was some indie band guitarist and the other one was just a well meaning dude that had no special talent. They were all in some kind of school club and were preparing a birthday surprise for her and she never showed up.
Second dream was the same but the dudes were different and there was a clear winner. She kissed him in front of the other dude. I was navigating the dream like some weird POV cameraman.
TLDR: beatani infected my subconscious and there is no escape, no salvation from her psychological warfare.

gyaru reps to understand your daughter better
https://youtu.be/BEUvhxmPN0s
https://youtu.be/BEUvhxmPN0s

>>5768410
I think we should start an Onlyfans.

It's really not the place but short blogpost anyway. I'm thinking about leaving my wife and how nice it would be to be single again (and since I don't have kids it's pretty easy)

>>5768899
>"being normal is boring"
describe /yah/ pretty well

>>5768971
No stream so whatever anon. Why do you hate your wife so much? If she isn't a bad person and you're just bored, then you need to find more interesting ways to fuck her and save the marriage.

>>5768971
It's a sin unless you get permission from your local priest.

>>5768971
DONT LEAVE HER FOR BEATANI BEATANI IS MINE

>>5768971
Just drink her pee

dads, what are the keywords to search karaoke versions of the songs on the jp internets, besides カラオケ ?

>>5769005
>hate
That's a strong word to describe someone I've spent 20% of my life with. It's nothing like that of course. At some point during that time, I felt like I was just going along with the motions because I'm lazy. If I think back to the previous significant ex (3yr) in my life, I remember being head over heels obsessed (maybe to a crazy degree). Point being that with the earlier one I had all the passion and desire to stay together forever. With my spouse it's more like I just ended up here one day. I love her. But I don't feel passionately in love with her. Sorry for the cliché. And maybe it can be fixed to your point. I honestly don't even know, I don't talk about it to anyone of course, so now you made me ramble.

>>5769113
Off vocal

>>5769136
I guess my real question is do you think she would make a good mother, and if so why aren't you having kids already? I am serious when I say that kids will likely keep you busy enough that you won't be worrying about how much passion you feel all the time. And just in my personal opinion, a steady love built on mutual respect and friendship is better for a marriage than one built on temporary passion that will fade away one day most likely. The key is for both of you to put in a good faith effort.

>>5769136
i mean you don’t need to be endlessly i love with someone at all times to be with them.
love comes and goes and waxes and wanes.
its been tough for everyone these past two years and a little falling out from being i the same place for so long is just natural, don’t let boredom break your marriage,
just cause it’s been a lot of the same doesn’t mean later you can’t spice things up with a little effort put in.

Which type of cement is Beatani?
I think she is SRC cement, also known as sulphate resistant cement. Sulphate is very damaging to most kinds of cement and causes them to expand and break which limits them to areas where sulphate is likely to interact with the concrete the cement is made into. But SRC is resistant to it and can be used in such sulphate rich applications such as sewage pipes or where ground contact is required, which fits because Beatani seems to handle this sewage pipe of a website without problems. SRC is also a type of cement that is much slower to set than normal portland cement which also explains why her streams often take so long to start. But SRC is also a cement known for it's excellent late age compressivce strenght which also explains why the streams last so long.

>>5769289
>>5769239
>>5769136
Off topic >>>/r9k/

>>5769239
Yes I think we would both make great parents and we can afford to have kids. There are some genetic concerns on her side that we would have to get tested, but irrelevant for now. Key point is I don't want kids and neither does she. If I told her I really wanted them, I think she could change her mind. But, if I am worried I got married due to laziness, I dont think having children is the best idea for my mental health.

Blogposting? Blogposting. I'm glad someone made an off-hours thread today, my family and I are going to the retirement home of my recently-passed away grandfather to pack up all his old stuff. It's a 3 hour drive so I'll appreciate having something to take my mind off of everything as we go to/from there

>>5769308
alright so let's talk about Beatani. I miss her when she isn't using twitter 24/7.

>>5769294
Cement

/yah/ threads need to deal with dads' mental health like this or else people go full schizo over minor issues. This is for the good of the thread.

>>5769308
i'll take this over namedropping and general offstream faggotry anyday

>>5769294
>streams last so long
3 hours are long?

>>5769446
remember when they were one hour?

>>5769136
You really shouldn't base big life decisions on some advice from /vt/. But really strong passion seldom lasts forever. You seem to be happy enough right now so I think you should stay. Chasing after that one woman who will make you feel as in your youth is not going to end well. It will probably end up in you fidning someone to be passionate about for a few weeks and then you will get over her and get depressed and the cycle will repeat. In my culture we talk about the two stages of love, the first is the infatuation which lasts a few weeks to a year where your brain is practically trying to trick you to get close to this woman and hormones are flowing all over, then comes the stable love stage which is much more dull but is still love nonetheless. The first stage never lasts forever and chasing just that is very foolish and will only lead to being unhappy with your life in the long term.

>>5769294
I didn't know there's more than on type of cement.
make what type of japanese sweet next if you could pls

Beatani

POGGIES LETS FUCKING GO POGGER POGCHAMP BEATANI POG POG POG

>>5769358
Better to iron this out sooner rather than later. Don't want to figure out a part of her actually did want to have kids but it is too late. Also, the sooner you have a few kids a few years apart the sooner they will grow up and leave the house to just you and your wife until you get old enough to need their help with things.

>>5769380
have a safe drive anon.
I got into an accident yes and harm my leg, doctor said It will at least take a month to stand again

how can anyone be unironically romantically interested in 3d western women? the idea of having a girlfriend seems to tiresome, let alone a wife.

>>5769476
>don't base life decisions on /vt/
Yah, I know. Of fucking course. I just have very few outlets to even just say what I said in >>5768971 so it felt a bit cathartic for me. I didn't mean to drag it out, but I appreciate it just the same.

>>5769380
hope your doing ok anon

>>5769519
MonkaS dude she’s not even streaming right now you’re being a withdrawal Andy bro residentsleeper

>>5769446
Not extremely long, but atleast slightly longer than average for a vtuber I would say. I think 1-2 is the most common. I personally think the 3 hour streams are perfect. I have seen 6 hour streams before and it's just too much.

>>5769459
didnt know she used to do one hour streams.

>>5769541
you're*

>>5769548
It also makes sense when you consider she goes on tangents all the time. Her actual gameplay length is probably around average then.

>>5769548
pretty sure we have a hard stop at the ~2.5hr mark anyway because it seems weed pulling starts 3 hours after the stream. such a hard working bear. love her.

Why does she insist on playing the same games consistently in a row every stream?

>>5769647
What is unusual about it anon? Many vtubers will spend a few days playing something and then move on when they tire of it. She does the exact same thing. She only went back to this game in particular because she got the save data back from her old PC.

>>5769532
I went though being bed-bound for a long time. My only advice to not feel like absolute shit is to try to find something productive you can do from bed, I suggest starting learning a language or some other type of reps. If you spend all your time on youtube or netflix or whatever you will get depressed.

>>5769380
Have a safe drive. Hope you stay well with family. We'll try to turn down the schizo today just for you.

>>5769385
did she tweet less lately? it feels like it.

>>5769790
A lot less. there was even a 17 hour period with no tweet, which is really healthy, but unsual for her.

>>>/adv/

>>5769294
I wish we had an /arch/itecture board.
>>5769380
Alway rember happy day. I'm just out of hospital myself. Take care friend.

>>5769996
bea, i think u forgot to rember
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1408387771786432512?s=20

>>5769875
She is mochi posting now. Might be a blessing.

>>5769446
More than the average corpo vtuber, but far less than the average indie that's for sure, 4~5h would be closer to average for indies, quite a few do 8h+ every time

>>5770123
How do we get her to taste the mämmi?

>>5770179
if you are streaming 8+hrs you are a NEET or pro streamer. She is not a NEET, as she has said from day 1.

>>5769548
>>5770179
And then you have people like him who streamed 10~12h a day every day for weeks, speedrunning the same game in loop, close to 80 000 attempts already

>>5770123
I hate how she keeps mochiposting since that shit looks tasty but I have no access to it and I'm not sure I could even make it myself (both in the sense of not having the ingredients and not being able to make it if I did)

>>5769713
this is what I like from /yah/.
constantly switching from most insane thread to helpful thread.
thanks for the advice

>>5770341
I've seen him, only 6h a day outside of holidays tho.

>>5770344
it tastes like rice, with the texture of bubble gum

>>5770341
can't blame him, it's the golden age of minecraft speedrunnning right now, if I was better I would milk it too

I regret bullying her so much about her tweets. I miss her…

>>5770070
Mendokusai

>>5770264
Depends on the job. Some comfy managing jobs can let you stream 8 hours and have a life outside of streaming too.
>>5769713
This. Get a decent Android tablet, a LOT of RAM preferably. if not Windows tablet (without the Windows)
If Android, install Floating Apps for multi-tasking (buy or pirate it, I don't care, free has ads)
Floating Apps lets you multi-task with native apps and its own built-in mini-apps. (it has mini browsers, image editors, text editors, view playrs, file browsers, dice rollers, camera viewers, so many things)
Be sure to disable power-saving for the FA app so it won't force-close it randomly. Fuck Google.
After that, it just depends on what you want to do, draw, music making, writing, learning languages, learning webdev, learning to program, zoology, ecology, electronics, etc.
If in doubt, google "list of hobbies" and open the Wikipedia link.

>>5770582
why? its not like her tweets were that interesting. Just wait for the stream

>>5770602
hi bea, did i tell you that i love you today?

>>5770344
>no ingredients
It's just sticky rice (or Glutinous rice, same thing). You can find it in any chinese or thai grocery. Japanese use short grain sticky rice while thai use long grain sticky rice but it's the same thing after you have pounded it out. I used a potato masher but you can use anything that is blunt, the underside of a mug could work even. The japanese themselves traditionally just use a wooden hammer as in pic. Then you can eat it as is or grill/fry it (without oil) if you want some crispy brown surface. For condiment there are thousands of options. Bea seems to like onions sauce and red bean paste. But you can use jam.

>>5770679
this feels like bea post, but it gives off other vibes too..... masaka!? Takuya!?

>>5770653
No fuck tablets. Get a laptop, the keyboard sits nicely on your belly while the screen is in perfect place.

>>5770770
oh you can't write the name of the forbidden asian bean...

>>5769239
having kids to "save" a marriage is literally the worst relationship advice to give. If the relationship isn't working without kids, why would adding a huge amount of stress and responsibility make it easier?

>>5770810
EH, actually yeah I guess laptops do work well if you can find a decent one that isn't a gimped piece of shit with undercut hardware, horrible thin-shit for hipsters, blink-tier battery life, terrible drivers, terrible keyboard, terrible..
Laptops are just so bad these days. I swore off them years ago. I'd sooner make my own laptop than buy one. Tablets generally suffer less issues in my experience. (unless you by Hua-crap)

next stream: https://youtu.be/jL9o9mas_90

>>5770939
This would be true if the couple were not getting along. This couple though seems to get along well, the man is just bored. Having a kid here would not be a problem.

Bea just DMed me dads...

I miss her

>>5770998
Yes, she's getting a bit bored of streaming and tweeting to the mass, now that she got a few friends in DM it's more fun to talk there

>>5770998
Congrats, you are now married.

>>5770978
>People assuming that I'm bored because of sex or other things
We've quite the sex life even swapping (hot as fuck btw) and other light fetish stuff. Not bored of myself, just bored of her as a person. Again, zero desire for kids from me ever. I'm too selfish.

>>5771100
>even swapping (hot as fuck btw
Of course a cuck would decide to blogpost their life on a thread about vtubers. Doesn't get much more pathetic than this.

>>5771161
>roasting dads for their fetishes on /yah/
Where the fuck are you? Do you remember the fetish thread?

>>5771206
Doesn't make it any less pathetic.

>>5771194

DAMNIT WE FAILED WHY COULDNT WE GET BEATANI TO PLAY AMOGUS WITH HIROYUKI AHHHHHHHHJ
>>5769309

Maybe it was a good idea that Bea considered too mendokusai doing a stream to review rooms.

>>5771225
Maybe Bea is secretly Tokyo Ghoul?

>>5771194
can i be chihiro?

>>5771229
I rather have a contest for something else.

>>5771161
Seethe. Should I tell you about that time we had a sexy spec for a unicorn, too?

>>5770998
don't care unless you're sharing the nudes she sent you

>>5771161
based. no beings are pathetic as cuckfags.

>>5771294
bragging about loveless sex on a virgin board certainly makes you a chad anon.

>>5771225
I wonder if she is watching.
In fact, I wonder if he tweeted about it. He did not. IDIOT.

>>5771229
may as well discuss other streamers considering this thread has become a counselling session for cucks
I bet a lot of dads have rooms like this

>>5771213
I disagree
t. trapfucker

>>5771345
idiot doesn’t tweet when going on streams IDIOT WHY DOTN YOU PLAY WITH MY BEAR DAUGHTER COWARD

>>5771373
He's afraid of her powerlevel.

>>5771355
how many dads are also koronesukis?

>>5771355
Consolefags get the rope

>sleeps like fetus
>hates human contact
>hates body heat
>can’t recognize human faces
>despicable furry
>Christmas cake
>sociopath
>racist
>gaslighter
>gatekeeper
>girl boss
>alcoholic
>washed up
The list goes on. You sure you want to give your time and attention to this dame ningen bear woman?

>>5771471
That photo doesn't even look recent. I can't imagine the guy who took it can afford anything aside from old consoles.
Nobody asked anyway, you have an entire board to seethe >>>/v/

>>5771510
Bea's power level is something else. I bet she puts the vast majority of her fanbase to shame, which is quite an achievement in my opinion.

>>5771510
Yes, and she is my oshi

>>5771510
What the fuck do you think? Of course I do

>>5771206
man that doujin was something else...

>>5771510
Yes. And my love too.

>>5771510
I was saying something like this during the stealth thread yesterday. But I truly believe a number of the witty kind of dads are gone with the goslings. Now we just have pathetic morons, attention whoring, and horny posters.

>>5771552
As in anime powerlevel?

>>5771613
Are you new?

>>5771552
We use to hit her back whenever she tried to shit on us. Wtf happened?

>>5771613
are you dumb?

>>5771670
>>5771611
im still doing my part anon. i hope you would agree. we aren't all gone yet

>>5771738
But you have to admit...we're fading.

>>5771670
I stopped supporting it after the meltdown she had after we hit her back during the too fast rpg stream. Then we have the yukuri breakdown that other time we tried to get back at her. I think it's best to avoid it because it never ends well.

>>5771668
Take a guess, nigga

>>5771355
wow that's a neat room, I can see the floor and it's not covered in garbage

>>5771848
Triforce right now

>>5771611
nah they just know when the threads are shit and either fend off the rats or ignore threads without streams.
so it seems like they aren’t there but they are.

>>5771611
Goslings are notoriously flaky so that doesn't surprise me. Witty dads probably fucked off when they saw how shit these threads are.

>>5771887
I'm not sure. I guess having all the threads now (fucking kuso kuma, stop it) and no stream is warping how i see things.

>>5768351
What happened, did she finally left you retards?

>>5771355
this is my WFH setup . Shiina nanoha is good relaxing music for working to.

>>5772120
She murdered her keyboard.

>>5772120
She isn't any better herself

>>5772120
yeah, something like that

>>5772120
are you having a stroke anon, do you need medical assistance?
The acronym FAST (Facial drooping, Arm weakness, Speech difficulties and Time) has been used by the National Stroke Association, American Heart Association and others to educate the public on detecting symptoms of a stroke.

So what, walk to the store and get a new keyboard

>>5771611
I keep seeing (probably from the same person) those "the good dads left" "multiple viewers got bored because [x reason made up to push your agenda]"
But when you actually check, the vast majority of active fans from the early days are still here. One is on hiatus. But there has be no noticeable "departure" of multiple people at all, and especially not because of the community.
Such a weak narrative.

>>5772140
>Not even a single bea mug in sight

>>5772223
this is why a desk competition wouldnt work. it would literally just be pay to win
i hope she does a desk review instead and doesnt turn it into a competition

>>5772223
i actually own the bea mug factory, so don't worry.

>>5772219
It's the same pattern everytime. Some shitposter that barely watch or doesn't even watch open the thread and drop a "I think I'm gonna drop her soon because [x]"/"I was so much better back then" (doesn't even precise how or some vague unfounded reaoson)/""Many of us left, you're all so pathetic" etc.
At this point I hope that guy automated the posting, because it would be easy to do so.

>>5772267
I hope she picks whatever entry makes people the least happy

>>5772300
Kek, same

>>5772292
>>5772219
Classic "As a long time Bea fan I [...]" + vague negative comment that anyone not watching could make

>>5772267
I agree. Want to win? put her merch around, maybe her stream on screen and then gourmet food on the side.

>>5769439
Setting the bar this low is why these threads are crappier by the day

>>5772300
That'd be amazing.

>>5772413
Bonus points if you shape your food in to her face. if you do that, you get actual sex.

>>5772656
Honest question. What do you expect from an offstream thread from a community that has no other place to talk to each other?

>>5772656
Feel free to leave and not come back.

>>5772413
A feast of homemade koroke, served on a platter made from gluing together broken mugs. On the walls is one poster of every girl she introduced in the chismograf stream and one board with pictures of her put on a pin with the text "do it for her".

>>5772740
>he doesn't know about the other place

>>5772740
>He didn't receive the invitation to the secret chat from Bea herself
I'm sorry buddy...

>>5772776
>>5772413
If any of you fuckers shamelessly do this shit for her attention I will become your anti

>>5772846
I'll do it just to make you seethe

>>5772846
The next creative contests (cooking, drawing, fashion, rooms review...) will be all of us playing 4d chess with Bea's mind now we know more about her

>>5772968
>the next creative contests
There won't be next contests

Ohadayo dads, how are you doing dads?
Did you get your dopamine rush from bear reply?
Has your pathetic existence settled by retweeting bear schizopost?
Have you feed your pitiful delusion of being somehow intimate with your oshi?
Yes? Good. Don't forget to donate.

Think about it like this. You guys acting like retards in offstream threads will just attract actual retards that think they belong. You're free to do whatever we all are but I'm just saying...

>>5773008
ohadayo bear

>>5773008
There will be, but entries won't matter, only your position as favourite!

>>5773105
wait, actual retards dont belong here?

>>5773152
>You all did very well! based! yah! I will send a DM to the winner! In secret! yah!

>>5772740
>He never got the hand-written invitation delivered by pigeon
Lmao'ing @ ur life rn

>>5773033
i just did a search of my mail for "paypal beatani." can't say i'm surprised with how it looks.

these threads only exist so people can convince themselves that ever other post is bea pretending to be an anon
its an actual schizo general

>>5773222
I feel like this would have been a better way to handle the breakfast/fashion contests, or maybe just showing the winners and getting in touch with them later. As soon as she said what the prize was, people flipped their shit.
Of course this would require the winners to keep their fucking heads down and not talk about it, so maybe it's all just wishful thinking

>>5772140
nice tube amp, fag!

>>5772740
I expect a stream or some otherwise notable Beatani-related event to have happened and to see some discussion about it here. Dad projects included. In other words, I don't expect there to be a thread right now.

there's so much depressing stuff here, can i share a positive blogpost? i'm about 6 feet tall and was a stick for most of my life. usually around 145lbs. after I stopped smoking cigarettes, I slowly crept up to 160-165lbs, which I thought was a good weight. because of covid and wfh, and being a fatass eating more junk at home, I got up to almost 200 and started to freak out. i said i would start dieting after the vaccination was done and I've been sticking to it. well, it's been a littles less than a month and i'm down to 178. I'm getting there! I want to get back to 160.

>>5773402
OHADAYO BEAR

>>5772140
Blow a fat cloud for me, vapedad

>>5773460
oh no you got me

Bea said she would at least post her cover song since it was ready to go, to show her love to us. Still waiting for that upload, bear....

>>5773525
its unlisted
you got the link from her, right?

>>5773525
She hates us...

>>5773409
I mean, Bea did nothing wrong, the issue is just this place being full of schizos, losers and men children
But doing the DM thing would be the best for the next contests

>>5773033
this post screams esl

>>5773525
Beatani legs...

>>5772219
If by "on hiatus" you mean wikianon: I'm back, but unfortunately I can't participate as much as I did before, and the streams now constantly overlap with my other activities.

>>5773631
hope you doing well, ******chama.
there is also another one then, twitter name *******7, i hope he is doing well.

>>5773525
I want to fuck Bea and Gyaru Bea so bad...

>>5773730
there might be another bea you will want to fuck in lets say 10 days or so...

>>5773763
Delinquent Bea?

>>5773782
sexy OL bea

>>5773800
I'm already hard

>>5773800
Thank you

>>5773033
She doesn’t reply to me on Twitter but I don’t care because I also don’t reply very often

>>5773800
lord have mercy on my soul

Do you think Bea has ever done hand reps to art of herself?

>>5774048
Yeah the guro stuff

>>5774066
Guro just gets her horny, like Pichu abuse. Shaymin is what she actually does her reps to.

drawdads should draw her fucking Shaymin with her futa cock

>>5774144
ok but what about shaymin guro

>>5774182
I wanna do an instant loss 2koma (kuma) because I want to wipe that smug look off her face

>>5774182
No, i refuse to draw degenelate stuff if i'm not into it myself. Or getting payed for it.

>>5774144
What if... what if I draw art of Pichu abusing her?

When the kuma streams
She is so adorable
My heart skips a beat

>>5774263
draw bea being numba'd by muscular men in suits

>>5774218
shaymin guro is pulling out his little leaves while shaymin scream

>>5774182
bea
>>5774342
also bea

>>5774240
Are you a drawdad? I kinda want to do that too. Go go do it. Don't forget the mating press.

>>5774391
I am a lesser drawdad so no guarantees on the quality

when is hobo dad debuting
he could save us from early thread and dead hours faggotry

>>5774559
i'm just busy watching this cute boy https://youtu.be/TVs-YQ22tpY

>>5773574
>Bea did nothing wrong

The fashion contest was supposed to have only 2 prizes, one for seiso and one for casual, but she decided to create a 3rd prize as an excuse to give Zia a letter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gckzzGamhHI&t=9649
>Hey! I want to to give this idea, give this guy, a special prize.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gckzzGamhHI&t=9685
>I will send a letter to the second and third person as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gckzzGamhHI&t=9722
>This is not realistic but very great job so... I love it very much.

>>5774708
Just leave it behind. What's the point of continuing with this?

>>5774708
people like you unironically ruin the chance of contests happening again. just fucking stop. it's pathetic.

I love this bear so much it hurts lads

>>5772140
desk not crowded enough, 5/10

>>5769532
I hope you recover soon anon.

Any song choices you want for the next song clip? I will fill out the archive with song clips over the next couple of months, but I'm not doing it all at once. If you want something prioritized, please let me know and I will do it. If you link the timestamp, even better.

>>5774240
alright I'll draw an instant loss 2kuma

>>5773525
I want to have sex with those thighs so bad.

>>5774845
That time she played I think I can during touhou, though I don't know if that'd be a song clip or a normal clip.

>>5772140
I'm an expert on heavy shit and I bet that desk is a heavy motherfucker.

>>5769790
It's overwhelming to keep up with Twitter, especially if you're away from it for a little while. I follow way less and have people talking to me way less and it's still like drinking from a fire hose.

>>5774933
https://youtu.be/Nqs1lYyUjiU u mean this? I totally forgot it existed until you mentioned it but i just added it to the bea sings playlist

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQkLva7llv3KUVjyMT7mZsU_Ln_Zh4DRy

>>5774708
>fags still seething they lost
kek

>>5773525
>Implying she remembers anything she says on steam after she turns obs off
71 iq

>>5772140
Yes. It's ~1950s-60s herman miller desk, so it's the old and good stuff. it was originally my grandfathers. the four movers had trouble getting it up the stairs inside my apartment, let alone inside my bedroom. had to remove door frame.

>>5774984
I forgot someone already did it, but yeah that. Probably my favorite stream moment.

>>5774788
If she can't handle criticism by anonymous on a mongolian basket weaving forum, can you really cal her an OL chan shitposter

>>5775113
she handles it just fine. but she will be influenced by it to some extent. just like anyone else, she is just a person. if a ton of people are salty about losers instead of congratulating winners, why would you want to do it again. simple as.

>>5774708
>I'm so fucking mad and bitter that I didn't win

Contests are wack. Stuff like desk or room reviews without any kind of reward are where it’s at. Also instead of rewarding us with free stuff I’d rather be able to buy her worn panties. I’d pay good money for a sniff.

>>5774781
>>5774788
I just don't like people trying to hand-wave away legitimate criticism

>>5775016
I didn't even enter.

>>5775222
>I’d rather be able to buy her worn panties
lore reps

>>5775016
Boring dasai dads just keep losing

>>5775016
The funniest part is that he's mad at the wrong guy. Go look at the archives to see which one got her to airmail them her panties. Spoiler: it's not Zia

>>5775159
she shouldn't do it again and she should just love me. Hi Bea I hope you choose me, Anonymous, not these other losers

>>5775243
She has to wear some when she leaves the house anon. I want some well permeated white cotton on my face. Bonus points for a stray pube or two.

>>5775243
>buy parts of the chair
even better

>>5775102
>the four movers had trouble getting it up the stairs inside my apartment, let alone inside my bedroom. had to remove door frame.
I'm a mover and this triggered me.

>>5775281
That was bait. There were no panties in the package and if you believe that there were you’re delusional.

>>5775330
Just go to Ikea anon.

>>5775330
We already asked on stream and she refuses. Too mendokusai to buy a new chair

>>5775351
Don't explain things to people on the spectrum, it's fun to see them take things literally.

>>5775351
Beatani's Razor: always assume the worst

I do t want to doxx her or have sex with her I just wanna sniff bros is that too much to ask?? A worn shirt, anything! I just wanna SNIFFFF AAAAAAA BEA WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE IM DYING TO KNOW

>>5774948
I'm bit of an architect myself and I must concur.

>>5775452
>WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE
kemoshota semen

fellas I literally can't stop thinking about her, I can't even fall asleep

>>5775236
>Legitimate
This isn't some official lottery, it's an informal contest she did on a whim

>>5775281
i remember who won the breakfast contest because I watched it live, and the winner has been replying/posting a shit ton more lately
this dude probably got legit feelings for her now because he got the prize and it's weird to watch

Do you think the guy who delivered her new desk sniffed her chair? How does her apartment smell?

>>5775544
>legit feelings for her
So like two thirds of /yah/?

>>5775452
I want to hold her tight is my arms as we orgasm together.

>>5775236
>Legitimate criticism
Fine, but please drop it. There is nothing you have to add that wasn't already said before. We don't need to rehash it. This was her first time doing something like this, did you expect flawless terms of service or something? Yes, the breakfast wasn't a "usual breakfast" and yes some of the date outfits were not "typical date attire," but I really liked seeing dads try their best anyway.

>>5775565
It hurts that I’ll never get to sniff

>>5775565
Quite an interesting state of affairs. Despite being a bear's apartment, it smells like fish.

>>5775565
>guy

>>5775644
Won't the pizza get cold?

im feeling sick in the stomach i think im going crazy

>>5775734
eat something anon

I really want to know what's in the letter if it took 3 hours to write.

>>5774708
>zia is such a chad he doesn't even need to win to get a letter
don't get mad at bea because you're such a dull loser

>>5775734
I know that exact feeling anon. I get it a lot these days.

>>5775773
>t. zia

Other nice fanart idea:
Picture of bea holding a ruler up against her cunny
Anyone else extremely turned on by these types of drawings?

Please don't use that word, anon, makes me think of the actual pedos on /tv/

>>5775773
Let's just drop this, ogey? What's done is done. I hope she has another contest but looking at the stealth thread I kind of doubt it now.

>>5775817
I've never heard of that before but the thought is really turning me on. Is there a name for this? I'm going to use it to break my one week no reps in a couple days.

>>5775817
With writtings on her body as the ruller goes up, showing the sizes she wants

>>5775922
Would you cut your dick for Bea if she told you it's too big?

>>5775753
>>5775801
maybe I should but all i have is cup noodle

my nose just started bleeding lying down what does that mean

>>5775945
I would start drinking s o y every day

>>5775514
Here's a picture just for you.

>>5775618
>did you expect flawless terms of service or something?
Of course not, but I was hoping that she would take the time to understand why some dads felt the way they did. Instead she just blames the dads for being "annoying" and says it makes her not want to do contests.

>>5775898
Not sure if there’s a term for it but I’ve seen these kinds of images around and it always makes me diamond hard

>>5775950
Have you been eating ok other than the past day or so?

>>5775846
Too many rrats, salt, and baiting for replies come from it...so fuck it I say.

When did you lose your faith in /yah/? For me it was when I found out that MBTI guy watches underaged chuubas.

i managed to find some oatmeal and am eating it out of a mug yummy yummy

what does bea think of digimon?
I'd expect her to infinitely fangirl with cyber sleught, some digimons are super cute and the models are really well made

>>5776268
Wasn't Haachama underage too?

>Goslings having a meltdown every couple of threads
>Why is she not talking with me on twitter? I reply to all of her tweets...
>The contest this, the contest that
>She is having DM sex with her favorites

Nukumolity is a lie, the dads are not a family, you are all just a bunch of idiots

The bigger she gets and the more time goes on the less individual fan interaction there will be. It's natural and healthy, but I can't lie and say I won't miss it. It feels like the days of the golden age are coming to an end. HOWEVER, I can't wait to see what she's got in store for us! Beatani consistently amazes me at the huge variety of talents she has and her drive and ability to learn more. Different doesn't mean bad.

>>5776268
When you faggots raided some innocent high school drawfag

>>5776409
Less individual interaction in public, but she'll just keep a few people she's comfortable with to interact in private

>>5776459
a what now

>>5776409
makes me really sad that I only found her pretty recently

>>5776459
Literally who?

Which is Bea's favorite food? Mochi or korokke? Was she lying this whole time? I feel betrayed...

Dad's are fine nukumolity is still alive just not on /yah/ too much fun to tear each other apart on here.

>>5776459
When did this happen?

>>5776379
They are capable of having thoughts and emotions, which is probably a minus in her book, at least when it comes to having sex with them.

>>5771206
>>5771582
I'm gonna need some launch codes

>>5776584
What? It's the opposite, her victim showing emotions is even better

>>5771510
I'd like to see you try and make a more perfect girl. You can't.

>>5776405
Nukumority is long dead, after each yab like ntr and menhera arcs a portion of good dads left, now it's mostly schizos around here

That Pichu getting nailed drawing showed me her power level a bit. It makes me want to pull an old idea I locked in the dungeon for being to degenerate out.

>>5776639
I don't think so. She wants to inflict pain, but she doesn't care about the psychological aspect of it. She just wants to see her target showing signs of pain in the moment. Basically she wants to tear them up with her cock. An animal is fine for that.

>>5776568
Twitter is just non stop circle jerking, there are no good dads left, only reply guys

>>5776682
Most of the early dads are still around, and a lot of the newer ones too. Beatani fans are a very loyal bunch. Cultlike, even.

Of course Beatani would never send her risunachan worn panties, but on the slim chance she would, how much do you think they would sell for on Ebay? Hypothetically of course.

>>5776776
I hadn't considered the distinction. Useful information.

>>5776611
https://e-hentai.org/s/02dbc92dd8/1526239-11
it's CJD

>>5776794
Nobody would buy cummed on panties.

>>5776781
They're still here, you just don't see them because, as you say, they're not reply guys.

>>5771510
what the fuck is wrong with me that this sort of girl is my taste
im a normal enough guy but im gonna be alone forever because i cant feel anything if they arent like this and its incredibly hard to find yet alone win her over
do i just an hero dads

be honest, how many of you are reply guys?

>>5773561
Oh thanks for mentioning it. I totally forgot to check my DMs.

>>5776794
I would pay $500 depending on condition.

>>5775965
You're like one of those autists that spergs out over people using home rules for board games.
Calm that rawtism down son, maybe you'll actually reach age 50.
>>5776854
>nobody
lol

>>5776854
I would

>>5776839
absolute diamonds
such a good god i wish that was me doujin...

>>5776885
*Raises paw*

>>5776459
I think you've got the wrong indie thread

>>5776885
depends on your definition of reply guy

>>5776839
Why is this making me horny? Hate you Beatani...

>>5776794
Need more information on the panties. Tumblr whores had whole pricing guides based on duration worn, type of panties, activities performed while wearing them, included pictures of them being worn, etc.

>>5776885
I had a brief stint as one. It didn't end well.

>>5777014
>I don't have anything interesting to say but I just want validation

>>5777045
I see you're quite the worn pantie connoisseur anon.

>>5776940
>>5777019
to think that some of you anons were disgusted when i called myself a trapfucker. eventually you will all become good little girls. just as beatani wills it.

>>5777067
2

>>5777067
2,4,11,12

>>5776839
>https://e-hentai.org/s/02dbc92dd8/1526239-11
uooooooooohhh

>>5777067
I've been 5 all day.

>>5777067
9,10

>>5777089
the people against it are just afraid of their true nature showing
like who wouldn't want bea to impregnate them with her huge cock while dressed up as a cute otokonoko school girl...

>>5777051
what did you do?

>>5776776
>but she doesn't care about the psychological aspect of it.
that Tails dream says otherwise

>>5777067
2->4->2->4->2
shit starts looking like anime fighting game notations

Beatani is my greatest source of pleasure and greatest source of pain recently.

>>5775812
sorry anon, did you say something?
I was too buy reading my letter from bea. You understand, right? I mean you do have a letter, don't you?

>>5777200
Tails is for grooming, she doesn't want to fuck him.

>>5777181
Replied too much out of nowhere. I was feeling the nukumority

>>5777067
12>5>4 on repeat

uoooooooohhhhhhhh
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/90872018

>>5777216
me too anon me too
just thinking about her hurts so much but also makes me smile

>>5777252
She wants to make love to Tails, she wants to fuck Shaymin.

>>5777269

>>5777089
Do you think Bea would be weirded out if I dressed my sex doll in her outfit and gave it a dick to fuck my butt with?
Asking for me.

>>5777269
good god man...

>>5777269
Hobodad keeps winning with these commissions.

why is there always two beas in porn
Is there a rep I'm missing

>>5777269
uoohhhhh...

>>5777269
Based
I wonder whether pixiv requests could actually be a good form of advertisement for Bea

>>5777345
Her early requests for lewds included selfcest guro.

>>5777345
shes into selfcest

>>5777381
is pixiv request like skeb request? it seems similar from what i can see.

>>5777381
commissions are always a good form of advertisement for a chuuba as long as you're commissioning popular artists that post links to their social media (or at least RT your posts of the finished product, anyway)

>>5777482
what is good? >20k?
Also, why would a "popular artist" on Skeb have a private twitter? Should I be looking for them somewhere else?

>>5777073
The worn panty industry is made to order. The real sniffer wants more than the soulless vending machine panty. We live in an era of personalized sniffing experiences. That said what I would want is
>worn for 3 days minimum
>pee odor, minimal discharge, masturbated in if possible
>evidence of body hair
>white cotton brief style with a cute little bow on the front, or some variety of lace thong style but I don’t think she would wear that kind. Silk is the worst.

>>5777269
cute bears

>>5777269
god I wish that were me

>>5777538
>what is good? >20k?
It's hard to quantify popularity in numbers alone. If you're trying to use that metric look at things like comments or retweets on twitter for example, not follows.
unless you're asking price then I mean, shit dude you could probably find good art to pay for on fiverr if you dug hard enough.
>Also, why would a "popular artist" on Skeb have a private twitter?
I just mean if you're doing it as promotion and not just as a mere commission don't get someone that won't share it after the fact, some artists are just like that and treat their commissions as private work.

>>5777545
>Silk is the worst
Why?

If Bea had to wear panties, what kind would they be? From here perhaps?
https://www.uniqlo.com/jp/ja/women/innerwear/underwear

>>5777846
a-are you planning something

>>5777846
>>5777868
I see I'm not the only one planning the same thing

>>5777846
this question was already answered. its hatsune miku striped panties.

>>5777067
I'm a 1, as always. So proud of my cute, funny, and talented daugher! I love her so much!

>>5777846
i could definitely see her wearing those striped boxers and nothing else while at home haa... haa...

>>5777545
Imagine bear print pantsu
UOOOOOOOOH

>>5777089
Still disgusting, there's a huge difference between man dick and Beatanis girthy futa meat log.

>>5777843
Little to no chance of cameltoe. Unappealing. Old woman type.
>>5777846
Didn’t see any I liked on that page desu

Validation is a hell of a drug, and it was very effective for someone as lonely as me, so I got pretty sad when I realized that I'm literally no one
I feel like a complete idiot

just watched her vods for the first time, how can a vtuber be this based?
also, any vod recommendations?

>>5777846
I think she would wear something like this. It's playful but simplistic. It looks comfortable enough for her to wear on a daily basis but cute enough so that if she were to send me a picture of her wearing them she would still look cute and funny.

>>5778103
She has a playlist on her channel newdadchama

>>5778083
I care about you, dad

>>5778103
More recent zatsudans for maximum yab-kino
Minecraft streams for depression and concern

>>5777846
These are my favorites Bea.

>>5777945
should have added the pic haa... haa...

>>5778275
Lying is bad

>>5778157
I had the same thought, but then again as a punk rocker she might surprise you with what she wears.

>>5778321
>>5778157
These but a low cut version for maximum uoooh

Panties competition when

>>5778387
Now this, this gets me rock hard. She hops off stage after shredding the guitar for a couple hours and walks into the dressing room. She does a little dance in just her underwear to no one in particular and then filings her sweaty underwear randomly. They hit me in the face as I walk in, each not noticing each other's presence until panty hits face. After a moment of embarrassment we are both overtaken with desire and we fuck with a psychotic energy only made possible by Bea's genki ADHD.

Do you think Bea and her IRL friends look over these threads and laugh at us?

>>5778498
Which dad wore them best?

>>5778616
I sure hope so.

I didn't warp the text yet, but you have helped me with writer's block in the past.
The clip is from the "money is the proof is love" segment from the previous stream (it's already done, but it's not posted yet)
Feedback for the title and thumbnail (picrelated):
The title will be something like "VTuber Explains How to Prove Your Love (Beatani Ch)"

>>5778671
sorry, it i wasn't clear i wanted feedback on the video title and the thumbnail caption

Bea's panties aren't the best thing in the world, but they're next to it.

>>5778724
I see what you did there

Want to slurp udon from her cunny, extra sauce please.

>>5778635
Sorry, but there's no way I'm shaving my legs and ass.
I already shave my pubes and that's enough trouble.

Why does talking about the underwear of a dirty Japanese woman pretending to be a polar bear give me such a hard on?

>>5778829
Because it's hot as fuck.

>>5778671
you should make the text white with pink accents since it's kinda hard to read as-is
the thing about thumbnails is, well, they're thumbnails. zoom way the fuck out when you're making one to make sure you can still see the important shit at a distance.
don't really have advice for a title or the text itself though.

>>5778877
That's just the heat wave.

>>5778671
My opinion is: change the caption to something like "Don't you love me?", and put yen signs over her eyes (kids on YouTube might not know about Tiffany's).

>>5778821
hair removal cream does a good job

>>5778921
sorry, i posted the wrong edit. i already fixed that, but thank you.

28 hours left

How the fuck does "sleeping on the floor" reduce sleep time?

>>5779186
Less comfortable

>>5779186
cause it's uncomfortable.
>>5779079
good idea. on it.

>>5779237
Shit dude, if I'm tired I'll pass out on a bed of spikes.

Use an alarm stupid bear.

>>5779186
Try it tonight.
Wrap your blanket in half using it as bedding and blanket sandwich, sleep on the floor. You'll sleep less. Unless you are broken like Bea.

>>5779437
She looks like a bitch!

>>5779079
like this?

Since I started taking my meds I don't sleep much, maybe Bea should take hers

>>5779563
against the usual black outline

>>5779645
Looks good to me

>>5779645
>>5779563
I think the black pops better
the yen symbols don't really read though, either make them bigger or change the colors

>>5779563
Hmm, I don't know. This is more in line with what I was thinking. I don't know why, but having them both on the left activates my almonds.
If you want to put them on either side, maybe some warping would help the text? You can make it look like it's being squished between them.

>>5780029
I always warp text, I just don't do that until I'm done with everything else. I'll move them back to the left and try it. I'll change the outline to black as well.
>>5779996
I noticed the same and already added the black outline to the yen and made them bigger, thanks for it.

Bear, cute and funny
Calls you family and friends
Only wants money

I was late for yesterday's /yah/

>>5776885
I think I average around 3-4 replies a week, I only reply when I think I have something to add and nearly all replies I make get liked by atleast a couple of dads and half the time by Beatani as well. I never reply just some anime reaction pic or something cringe like that. Does this count?

>>5776885
Only when I have something to say, which is almost never

コーヒーは
キーボードの死
さようなら

>>5780387
When I post something despite my better judgement I almost always regret it.

>>5780412
pachi pachi

>>5780226
You're thinking way too hard about this. Just reply when you feel like you have something to add, even if it is literally just an anime reaction pic. The only people that give a shit about whether you're a reply guy or not are people here, even Beatani doesn't care as long as you're replying with something of substance and not just "hi how are you" or whatever other groomer shit that one redditor she told to fuck off was doing.

>>5780443
I want her attention, but don't want to be pathetic in the process so I guess the other replyfags win

done i guess

>>5780535
Looks good dadchama

>>5780535
https://youtu.be/cpbbuaIA3Ds

>>5771022
>>5776405
You don't know how right you were
I didn't want to create drama but her last stream and attitude left a sour taste in my mouth, especially since it's gonna be the same for the next contest. I feel like I'm enabling her lies by hiding it.
Here is my exchange with Bea in DM from last Friday

I recorded the browsing of the whole thing to prove it's not fake https://streamable.com/1qv7q1

Sorry

>>5768351
I can't place why but this art feels like a yugioh card.

>>5780783
>She also considered a discord

>>5780783
Leaking DMs is cringe

>>5780783
>it's real

>>5780823
I'm almost creating the /yah/ discord since we talk about it almost every thread, but modding is mendokusai

>>5780783
>actually use a list to keep track of who are the most dedicated fans
>use it to filter contests submissions
>Minecraft server is in the work
>Is tired of streaming and would rather DM, thought about discord
Bea?

>>5780893
Also mods are fags