/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>57680591

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: TBA

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccl7GxH0Osk
Latest Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1QwdpHnB4Y

Moldy Overdose【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xOyrgufb0M&t=5221s
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf

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This is an Iroihs thread.
Nobody do anything creative.

Love my wife Shiorin~

>>57680614
Block game time

SHIORI CUTE

I am not thinking about Iroihs again...

I MISS SHIORI
UUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>57680677
Fuck you, my writefaggotry cannot be contained, I WILL craft a cute story, maybe tomorrow morning.

shiocutie!

>>57680856
Writefag let’s goooo
Take your time tho

My child will ignore stories fast.

Cute morning Novelites~

Bad morning + ignored

Pagely reminder that Shiori~n is the cutest.

Look into my eyes novelties
Tell me what did you see

Premature ejaculation encouragement from Shiori

>>57680356
>>57680467
But how did you end up on 4chan? Was it some organised mass migration? Did you experience shock here?
Also its funny that shiori had her first meltdown within days, became mindbroken submissive to advent, while her fanbase(You) broke down simultaneously.
Anyway ive never seen people like you /here/ its so soft here.

>crossposting
>not a tourist btw

You novelites got any Shiorin soundposts?

ignore and report bait

I have no idea how saving and reposting soundposts works...

>>57681037
?

>>57681246
Based tits enjoyer

>>57680911
After reading how Shiori broke up with (you), I ignore all the stories of the novelites.

Cooking? Todays dinner anon!
I want to cook for Shiori!

>>57681695
Whats that?

Reply to bait

>>57681759
Chicken, waterchestnut, seasame seefs, onions, spring onions in a slight chili sauce.

My baby fats are aching after 17 pushups. I think reps aren't meant for me and my skinnyfat body.

I hate weekends so much. It's so lonely without her.

>>57681857
It's not easy at the start or for a while but it's worth it to keep at it

>>57681857
easiest way to blow up your morale is to push too hard on square one

>>57681868
Your reps anonchama, do it

>>57681857
Then rest.
Next day try to do 20.
The day after that, try 25.
And so on. You can do it anon!

>>57681857
How many series?
>>57681930
Sure. Rolling pull-ups

Give me clips! Any streamables

>>57681981
https://streamable.com/mt99x0

>>57681857
It gets easier, but you gotta do it every day

>>57681940
cute cute cute!

>>57681981
Make a kiss compilation.

Your cutest Shiorins. Post them.

>>57681695
>>57681817
Oh my god that looks ridiculously good
You made that? That looks so good!

>>57682075

>>57682187
Aieee my cute eyes

Hello fellow novelites, the polling has begun. Remember we will pick the top two options between a shorter and a longer read, so you can choose which one you read depending on how much time you have (or both).
https://poal.me/b4w7bd
>https://poal.me/b4w7bd
https://poal.me/b4w7bd
>https://poal.me/b4w7bd

Reminder that last month we had read Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck and/or Rats in the Walls by Howard Philips Lovecraft. I guess I'll make a pastebin in the future for a list of stuff we have read already.

Finally, I am thinking about only keeping the top ten suggestions that did not win for the following month. Possibly split between 5 long and 5 short reads. This is to keep the poll from becoming bloated.
If any clever anons have better suggestions, feel free to respond.

>>57681857
It gets easier overtime, trust me. Soon you'll be doing those in your sleep

>>57682187
Abayo...

>>57682166
Of course.

I will never be happy lol

>>57682187

Very cute pink Nips n clit.

>>57682305
Calm down Iroihs. You're gonna make it too.

>>57682305
Same, but I keep going anyways in the hope a miracle happens and some manic pixie dream girl fixes me even though experience has said the shot of that happening is low

>>57682388
At this point I don't want a manic pixie girl. I want a gaming PC and a firearm

>>57682410
Im sure you can easily get those

My desires? Breastplate and Zweihänder.

>>57681325
As long as you save it with the same name, it'll direct to the same catbox file; if you check the player, you can download the original source audio as well (some anons are nice and upload the original webm with video and audio, but you can only post webm without audio on /vt/).

The general format for a soundpost is:
"file name"[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F123456.webm

Where 123456 is the unique 6 digits for a catbox.moe file.
(e.g. https://files.catbox.moe/123456.webm))

Because browsers use / for distinguishing parts of a link, you need to use %2F (the html url code for "/") in the file name to have it direct properly.

>>57682187
Not bad although thanks to PLAP posting from debut week its hard for me to not look at horny pics and expect the leglock

>create a new psychological model to better understand myself, other people, and create a profile (within that model) of a girl I'd want to spend my life with
>create a prediction model that assigns traits and accuracy score based on actions that are easy to screen (i.e. the type of media someone watches on netflix, apps they use, things they retweet, typing style etc.)
>work out a way to gather data on massive amounts of women in my country (race mixing is bad) within my age range
>basically brute force a perfect gf by numbers
>also make sure she has big tits realfrogg or uwucaptain levels because I'm vain
I'd only need to become a tech giant like Zuckerberg but it's doable, I think.
Also I'd need to sell the company later and pretend I was never rich, instead working an office job. Don't need money related drama in my life.

>>57682558
thanks anon, I understand now

>>57682410
I have material possessions and they didn't make me happy, I just want to be loved

>>57682230
Suggestion, split the poll between long and short.

>>57682775
well my plan was to play games until I'm tired of it then I use the firearm to shoot myself

>>57682787
I support the motion.

>>57682230
>Finally, I am thinking about only keeping the top ten suggestions that did not win for the following month. Possibly split

I think that's a pretty good way of doing it, you should still keep all of the suggestions in a backlog pool for when the higher suggestions have been worked through. This seems like a faster and simpler way of doing it than elimination rounds.

You should definitely split between long and short, but what would you classify as the difference?

For example, I would consider A Study in Scarlet short.

>>57682881
*Not as in it's a short story, just that it's not a long read (Under 100 pages)

>>57682230
for carryovers, maybe limit it to one entry per author (per category) for some more variety?

>>57682388
Take care of yourself first. Happiness is a thing that requires effort clinging to it when you find a thing like Hololive and removing toxic elements from your particularly when you have normalized them. Its not that the manic pixie dream girl will find and fix you its that you have to be together enough to know when the girl you find that compliments you is there. Necasue beleive me she is sitting around with a world of her own problems wondering why she cant find you and she doesnt even know your name yet

>>57682881
>>57682787

Great idea, I'll do that for the next one and keep the archive.
Personally I consider anything under 300 pages short, but I'm not sure shortelites would agree. Maybe under 100 pages? I think that should be managable for everyone.

>>57683151
I'll keep that in mind as well.

>>57682881
>>57682932
I consider a book to be short when it's under 140 pages, since it's roughly what I read in a week.

>>57680591
I came.

I still love Shiorin. Even if she has/had a bf. I will continue to support her.

Shiorin love!

Here

>>57681857
Keep it up, anon; you'll slowly increase the amount you can manage week by week

>>57683304
Oh no...

>>57683304
My girlfriend Shiori is very short

Are we the most mentally ill fanbase?

SHIORIN A CUTE

>>57683780
Yes.

>>57683780
>kronies
>saplings
>IRyStocrats
>chumbuds

Tomorrow morning I'm beating off for the last time then I'm doing at least 1 month nofap. Need to see if that's the thing fucking up my sleep

>>57683780
It's saplings and will always be saplings.

>>57683870
At least sapling are not retarded cucks like kronies

>>57683780
Not even close.

>>57683780
the amount of reps this thread encourages is simultaneously high amounts of mental illness but also not

>>57683949
And we're the worst of both

>>57683780
>we
Die

>>57683995
>we're

>>57683995
Don't stroke yourself that hard you haven't had a minecraft arc or a we're not friends arc or an ax arc or a homo arc

>>57683780
No
In fact, mental illness of a fanbase is directly inverse to the mental illness of their antis
Trust me, I'm a scientist

>Shiorin told me to not fap too much or I'm gonna die virgin.
>So I will obey and try to shot my load once a week.
>Shiorin want me to be free from sex bros addiction

>>57683780
Not even close

>>57683995
Shut the fuck up Gabe

>>57684075

Hello, doctor. I've fallen in love with a chuuba. What's the cure for it? Is it terminal?

Would Shiori like classical music?

>>57684276
Shoibee should fight Amebee

>>57684402
Probably, considering she can play the piano.

>>57684402
she said she likes classical, jazz, and a bunch of other stuff during one prechat.

>>57684402
Watch prechats.

shioringo

Shiori has yet to turn her moldy songs into shorts

>>57684276
Beeorin~~

>>57684709
Do you think she wants to do some better editing for it? Or maybe get some instrumentals? It seems many people like it, and given her personality, I don't see why not.

Megans fat ass really needs to shut the fuck up.

>>57684402
She's a faker. She only knows Fur Elise.

One more day of not having Shiori man...

Novelites... the sunset is making me sad again...

>>57684867
>I have to take a business trip, so it's like five days without Shiori
I hope she isn't cute next week. If I have to suffer, so do you

>>57684914
https://youtu.be/Tb8Ep9RLX90
This is my go to sunset bgm

I'm going to die without my wives Fauna and Shiori

>>57684867
You (presumably) made it through the 10-day drought--ファイト, anon.

>>57685001
Ok Iroihs, calm down. You lived 10 days, what's 5 more.

i bought shiori's magnet and the doog's
second merch purchase ever

>4 boyfriends

https://files.catbox.moe/840hcp.mp4

>>57685074
I wrote a schizo post about how that's different, but instead of that, I will do push-ups. Rolling.

>>57685041

Cute Morning ~ Lovelies!
What did I miss?

>>57685442
Nothing much, I did some writefagging previous couple pages, someone else decided to writefag a bunch of really depressing stuff.

>>57685141
How long is it going to be before the next merch drop? I never bought anything besides voice packs. Do they release anything for Halloween?

>>57685442
did my church reps and though about shiori and fauna a lot

>>57685478
The full Moon always force people to think on the sad things in Life. Sometimes, Sad Writings can be good too!

>>57685604
Hello. Are you from London?

>>57685644
>Are you from London?
I wish! That a travel I would like to do sometime. Scotland or Wales too.
I live further south of the Capricorn Tropic.

>>57685442
a new video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1QwdpHnB4Y and now we are voting for the next books for the bookclub >>57682230

>>57685512
you can usually expect merch drops during big occasions like bdays, anniversaries, 3D reveals and all that

shiori cutely curbstomping me

>>57685809
oh nyo! I wanted the Yorik Lore video...

>>57685512
Sometimes they do themed voice scenarios for big things like Halloween/Christmas/Valentines etc but those aren't the real merch sets. Wait for her to do stuff like >>57685916 mentioned and you'll have plenty to spend on.

>>57685916
Speaking of which, do you think Shiori will have the courage to do a birthday call in?

>>57683197
I've never had a woman interested in me and any woman is swamed by better men than me. It all just feels hopeless. Basically every nerdy girl I am friends with got hitched in college 5+ years ago.

>>57685916
>nothing until May

>>57686150
kys, you're the same guy everytime because of the twitter filename

>>57683197
i am literally never in a position to even meet people and dont understand how. at some point i just have to realize that im a defective bad person. its not normal to be alone your entire life, and humans are inherently social creatures, so being alone for genuinely your entire life with not even family or friends can only exact mental damage that becomes a loop of why people just dont seem to like me at all

>>57686099
Her bday is in May right? Im sure she will be more than willing to do that since its some time from now

>>57686150
This is historical revisionism happening right before our eyes, please stop

>>57686264
Yup. May 2nd. Perfect time to paypig. Start of the month plus no holidays around.

>>57686170
Anon... your Valentines day reps...

>>57686381
this deserves the pulitzer prize
>>57686350
and if you ignore valentine's, you can save up even more in case you like all the merch

>>57686381
It's... beautiful

I haven't watched any of Shiori until recently, seeing her in the Pico Park collab made me go back and watch some of her solo. She seems very sweet and I love her voice. Unfortunate it's taken this long to give her a chance, she really is great.

>>57686705
She filtered a lot of people early but once you get past that she's truly precious.

>>57686355
>>57686463
Yeah but Valantine isn't as big on merch, right? Only thing I see from last year is voice, stands, badge and letters. No plushies, dakis and other stuff, right?

>>57686198
not true I post shioraven fanart from twitter too

>>57686705
She have a lot of more confidence on her voice now. She also sound... Happier.

>>57686705
What have you watched?

I hope God is real because I have some questions

>>57686739
yeah big ones are always birthday merchs for the rest is just common items like acrylics

>>57686737
probly will be similar to Kiara in which Shiori will also have a core of very dedicated fans
>>57686739
yeah itll mostly be lovey-dovey voicepacks and stuff that some fans will be hyped for

>>57686834
>Why am i so miserable
Cause you barely try to improve yourself and suck ass at life

>>57686880
Maybe I don't improve myself because the reward isn't all that enticing.

>>57686911
You expect your reward too quickly. Sometimes it takes years but it will happen.

>>57686943
No, I don't expect a quick reward. I don't believe the reward exists to begin with.

>>57686705
Exactly the same here. I noticed how kind she was in the collabs so I checked her out. I dropped /eien/ ages ago and have been lost since; I've finally found another schizo yet sweet woman to support and break my heart.

>>57686880
What is there to improve? I dont understand whats so bad about me to begin with.

>>57686976
Fuck off gabe

>>57686781
Still not much. I watched her recent Geoguessr stream and am currently watching her Amanda the Adventurer stream. Are there any big "must watch" streams I should check out? Guess her debut would fit under that.

>>57686988
How do people react to you?
How do you react to people?
Have you done anything in life that would make you proud of yourself?
If your oshi were to meet you, would she be impressed?
Do you have issues talking to people?

Many questions and introspection you can do for yourself

>>57687124
Im genuinely not in the realm to where I can have any kind of answer to these questions. I honestly dont even know what you mean by these questions

>>57686911
The reward is that you stop being miserable, if not being miserable isn't good enough then just stay miserable but don't complain about it. If you don't think anything you can do will make you less miserable you're either wrong or you have the wrong idea of what self improvement even means. No, going to the gym and getting jacked is not enough.

I love Shiorin but my mind belongs to Iroihs

>>57687083
probably needy stream overload streams and rpgmaker are the most shioricore streams

>>57687083
Her RPG Maker stream was the most unhinged but also great one for a long while:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj-HpWawFDg

iroihs be like: yes i'll stay overtime i love office work

>>57687191
Deteriorate yourself now

>>57687083
Karaoke is probably the most significant stream of hers for me personally. The magnet link is somewhere around page 70. Pampering stream, Only Up, ASMR and NGO are some of my favourite.

Shiori is the princess, Iroihs is the witch.

>>57687160
> I honestly dont even know what you mean by these questions
What do you mean by this? I dont think they were very complicated questions

>>57687369
Bookfairy, Mage, Novelmancer

>>57687192
>>57687203
>>57687368
Alright nice, thanks for all the suggestions. I'll check them out later.

>>57687083
You've already gotten a lot so not trying to overload you, but for me the most shiocore stream is the Vtuber history lesson. She spends like 30 minutes talking about vtubing and then just goes on tangents for 2 hours, it was the first stream that really showed how unfiltered she was

>>57687369
This is troublesome cause witches are really cute sometimes

>>57687587
Good taste anon, that's what got me hooked onto this train. I checked and that was actually the first stream I favourited, as I had only half-heartedly watched her debut (with Bae and A-chan's perspective) and went back later to watch it again.

do you think shiori would cringe/feel disgusted at me listening to gangbanger gangsta rap or would find it cute gap moe

I am watching the bug gacha - does anyone have experience with sakura box?
I am weeb enough to try it but the price is high, esp. since it's billed at once.

>>57687587
This is mandatory watching.

>>57687555
No problem. Would you mind filling this up if you have 2 minutes? I'm collecting them to see what people disliked most about Shiori before they gave her a chance. Thanks in advance!

>>57687779
whats mercury and why did somebody put it in gatorade

>>57687848

>>57687848
nta, but I think it's there to poke fun at the sisters.

>>57687779
I always found funny the other version of the form with "Mori was in chat" kek

September is an S-tier month

>>57687779
Here you go kek, sorry about my shitty trackpad handwriting. Her initial filter for me was her model honestly, I assumed I wouldn't like her personality based off of it. Turns out I was dead wrong, you really shouldn't judge a book by it's cover.

>>57688117
IM SUCH A SLUUUUUT FOR PUMKING SPICE

>>57688117
For me it's october, for the horror movies streams and related content.

What are novelites thoughts on audio books vs actually reading?
What do you prefer?

>>57688117
October for me. I love horror movies and Thanksgiving

>>57688225
heh

>>57688788
I haven't actually used audiobooks but my attention span is so short if I'm not actively reading something myself so I don't think I'll start. Unless Shiori starts narrating some that is.

>>57688788
I've only ever read (mostly physical books, a few on an e-reader years ago, but quickly went back to physical again) and never even tried listening to an audiobook

>>57688225
I'm really glad it wasn't
>the media convinced me she was evil
I'm wary of people who unironically believe what they read in the catalog. It shows they have poor mental defenses for narrativeposting.

>>57688788
Physical books > epub/pdf > audiobooks
For some reason I can't retain information if I leave any audio as background, have same problem with podcasts. I need to pull full attention to what I'm watching or reading.

>>57688788
I don't think you're able to focus as much when you're listening

>>57688788
I look at the cover and imagine the story.

>>57688788
I only use audio books for really repetitive and austere books, like Sun Tzu or self help books.

Arrrgghhh how long do I have to wait for Shiorin to come back? I'll just watch some VODs.

>>57688998
anon she is literally streaming tomorrow, I understand though

>>57688903
But what streams? You don't read streams. How can you focus on that?

>>57688788
Never used one myself. I personally prefer reading a physical book over audio though

>>57689121 (Me)
But what about*

>>57689088

>>57689186
Come here little Novelite and give me a kiss~

>>57689088
*I beep your nose*

>>57689252
Ahhh, Shiori-chan, yes pleas-... B-but... S-Shiori-chan... why do you smell like cum?

>>57689121
All my attention goes to the stream of course, specially in someone like Shiori who changes her tangets every minute, just can't leave it as background noise

>>57689314
Because you just busted in my mouth, dummy!

>>57689186
>>57689088

>>57689372
>she transfer all the cum

>>57689372
But Shiori-chan, if I did that any one of your numerous ex-boyfriends might get jealous and come after me!

Must suck to be a creature of the ocean. Filthy sahagins.

God damn this model is good
https://twitter.com/sunekosurisuri_/status/1698361424760951057

You guys wouldn't play with the mercury, right? You know how to deal with it responsibly, right?

>>57689617
*sluuuuuuuuurp*
Sorry, what?

>>57689617
I definitely know to not fuck with mercury after finishing an undergrad in chemistry.
Someone dumbass in a second-year analytical lab made elemental mercury by accident.

>>57689724
I don't know what that means. Could he fire lasers?

Her next stream is going to be absolutely wild. I cannot imagine the level of violent and dangerous schizophrenia we'll see in the chat and in the supers. I hope you guys are prepared.

>>57689617
Mercury in it's metallic form is safe as long as the room is well ventilated. It can come into direct contact with skin without ill affect as long as you have no cuts or abrasions.
Also makes for a delicious drink

Reminder

Ah ah ah blegh. Not feeling like editing this one. I <3 menhera so much it's unreal. I will now go die from cringe in a ditch.

>One attempt. Two attempts. She was trying and failing to get her medicine out of the packaging, shaking fingers not finding purchase on slippery plastic. Three attempts. With a hoarse shriek she threw it at the wall, then swallowed the only pill she managed to get and washed it down with stale water, foul liquid dribbling down her unevenly healed parched lips.
>Sitting cross-legged, she pressed her back into the worn gaming chair as hard as she could and bit onto the knuckle of her scarred index finger. The pain cleared up her mind just enough. She straightened her posture and started the usual voice warm up routine. After a round of lip trills, the dark room was filled with repetitions of ‘ma-na-la-da-ma-na-la-da-ma-na-la-da’ accompanied by rhythmic hits on her bony chest timed with changes of RGB patterns on the wall.
>***
>”…no, no, no. You don’t get it. See, as the speed of information exchange between agents in the network accelerates exponentially, and the markets push for ever expanding calculation in invariant Darwinian pursuit, it only fills in the patterns that already exist in the present, virtually invading from the fut… Ah, thank you for the superchat! ‘Ogey, skitzo…’” she winced and took a deep breath after muting herself, ”You know, it’s okay to banter, but try not to be mean to me, you guys. ‘It is just banter?’ You are so silly. Okay, it’s getting late and I need to wake up early tomorrow. No, don’t worry, I just lost track of time and really need to go now. Bye-bye, see you tomorrow, otsu~”
>She turned off the computer, slammed her face into the keyboard, and screamed until she tasted blood.
>***
>She woke up at 12:47 PM and absent-mindedly dragged herself to the kitchen, last night looping in her foggy mind, her head snapping to the side in a neurotic motion as she remembered the superchat.
>She entered the kitchen and opened heavy black-out curtains to observe an empty street outside. Relieved, she shut the curtains and turned on the lights. She microwaved some water for her honey and ginger green tea, her throat still raw after yesterday.
>She sat down and waited for the tea to cool. Her fingers were tapping out the melody of a song she was working on covering on the rim of the cup, her other hand caressing her neck. Her gaze was stuck on nothing in particular in the direction of opposite sit.
>Suddenly, her gray eyes met unnaturally amber eyes and a toothy grin of a stranger. An intruder who had no way, no right, to be here. She pulled up her legs and hugged them, as the rest of mysterious girl materialized in the room.
>”What do you want?” she asked the alien from behind her knees, not expecting to receive an answer.
>”First thing first, hello. I am here to witness you.”
>”Uh, hello? Witness me? Am I supposed to suicide rush into something?”
>The stranger looked at her intensely for a few seconds and asked, “Do you enjoy living like this?”
>”Yes!” she shouted in a shrill voice resonating with her glass cup, irritated by yet another episode, then continued more calmly, “I would go on forever if I could.”
>“But can you, really?” came the intruder’s answer, a hint of wistfulness in the voice.
>At that, she lost her temper and threw the cup at the girl, expecting it to dispel the delusion. Instead, it connected with the stranger’s face.
>”Aw, fuck, sorry, haha, wow,” the girl put pressure on the split brow, looking at her with a glowing eye overflowing with blood.
>Her heart rate spiked; skin covered in goosebumps; black dots at the edge of her vision. Fighting nausea, she rushed to the strange girl, but stood still, not being able to decide what she was supposed to do, so she just put her hands on the strangers’ and went on her knees. The mysterious girl grabbed her palms and forcefully pulled her into a hug.
>”It’s okay, you are okay. It’s going to be fine. You did nothing wrong,” the stranger kept comforting her and massaging the back of her head and neck, “Say, do you wish to try doing your best from now on?”
>Overwhelmed by the strangeness of the situation and unfamiliar touch, she attempted a nodding motion. The girl put hands on her shoulders and went in for a forehead kiss. Her body went soft.
>“I see now, I see~ But little miss messenger, don’t you feel responsible?”
>”I…” her world went dark before her numb lips could finish the sentence.
>***
>”Sorry for worrying you, guys. Apparently, I lost consciousness at work. They just wouldn’t let me out of the hospital, even though I was fine. It’s something to do with blood supply to my brain, but, supposedly, it’s getting better? No, you don’t have to worry, the doctor said there is no risk anymore. They told me to develop a healthier routine, though. Would you guys want to help with that?”

>>57689765
You're right, the schizos definitely turn like it's a full moon during Cooking Simulator

>>57689881
Anon, our Shiorin is in legitimate danger and you're making Cooking Simulator jokes. They're trying to find her house and seem to be getting close.

>>57689764
No; no one ever actually owned up to it, since it was in a shared waste fumehood for a certain experiment. Also the elemental form (what we lovingly call quicksilver) isn't that easily absorbed compared to other forms, like methylmercury or mercury dichloride, so it was just a matter of the instructor very angrily cleaning up the mess.

>>57689963
You know she's fucked when we hear faint car honks on stream

>>57689963
anon... shiori is not in danger... SHE IS THE DANGER

She's home...

>>57690112
Good, finally all the needy saplings will fuck off

>>57689765
No it won't, there has simply not been enough time for people to become so invested they are going to schizo out in her supas, nobody did for biboo, nerissa and they won't for shiori. Beyond the sisters on the doxsite trying to force it into a Fauna/Mumei tier meltdown on /vt/ not many people care and the people who do will just move on or consider dropping this miserable hobby completely Yeah, me

>>57690151
What did I do...?

>>57690112
What does she think of Ina's unkempt forest?

>>57690112
Saplinlite... we are so back

>>57690210
for now I hate Japan arcs

>>57689765
Nobody actually FUCKING CARES ONLY THOSE IN A SPECIFIC REGION CARE AND THEY NEED THEIR INTERNET SHUT OFF.

>>57690169
You had me in the first half but turned it around and ended up based in the second half. This hobby is nothing but fucking cuckoldry, grifting of lonely men, and general mental anguish.

You get what you fuckin' deserve.

>>57690237
Anon, he is just another schizo from outside, he is trying to do the same thing in Global.

>>57690210
He is making Shioris now, too? Based.

>>57689963
Tell me more about "they".
Did they tell you this? Are they talking to you right now? Are they in your walls?

>>57690234
Weak.

>>57690303
Sorry. Can't wait to see how much gets deleted this time around though.

>>57690203
Nothing...ASIDE FROM BEING A FILTHY WHORE

I unironically get angry with females and their cooking.

>>57690494
kys

>>57689881
>>57689765
Sorry, I am new. What's wrong with cooking simulator? is it just ck autism or what.

>>57690530

>>57690433
Kinda funny how unironically, men have become better cooks than women now.

>>57690548
It's just some absolutely deranged lunatics having a fit over something unrelated. Don't worry about it and don't reply to bait if you can help it.

>>57690556
Hey! That's my screencap! You guys don't want to know what I did to him to get that response tho.

>>57690548
It's a joke. That's a bait from global thread, I was poking fun at it.
>>57690575
The world's greatest chefs have always been men though.

>>57690575
always have been

>>57690668
Yes but in the general population, women were usually the ones raised to learn how to cook for the family. Now they don't and they can't cook for shit. /ck/ is full of men and I see more men who know how to cook these days than women.

>>57690575
Is there a single EN who is good at cooking?

Why can't the world just be a more gentle place, at least in some separate spaces? I'll just go for a walk.

Shiori is good at cooking. She's cooked everyone

It's so oreover...

>>57691064
No...

>>57691064
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57691064
No.. She's gonna drown..

>>57691156
>>57691156
Shiowari da...

>>57691064
AIEEEE NOOOO

>>57690973
LIFE IS PAIN!
LIFE IS SUFFERING!
HARDEN THE FUCK UP!
and read more books.

It was literally the same guy from global, lmao

>>57691423
I'm hard as fuck. I just don't get some people and I guess I never will.

What are you bros reading? I just started picrel a few days ago and been enjoying it so far

Reliving old reviews
Is a useless tool of confusion
Don't hold your breath for the turn around
Come into the world of endless odds

Cause yesterday don't mean shit
What's over is over and nothing between
Yesterday don't mean shit
Because tomorrow's the day you have to face

>>57691621
I'm still reading Dune

>>57691587
Yeah. Listen to Maximize Bestiality - Extraterrestrial Skolexomorphic Infestation
And fuck off

>>57691675
Good classic. I liked it well enough, but not enough to keep going with the series

>>57691621
Some body horror web novel about a squad of zombie girls at the end of the world. It's okay.

>>57691621
I'm waiting for the book club voting to end. I'm a booklet, so I don't have any opinions or know which books would fit me. I was thinking of reading Stendenhal's The Black and The Red but I don't know if it's a good book. I like the other books in that time period. What do you think /shig/?

>>57691621
Planning on starting Holmes of Kyoto later before book club picks something. Been meaning to read it for years but I guess now is as good of a time as ever.

>>57691621
I will be the most powerful Novelite.

>>57688788
I sort of prefer audiobooks at this point. I've gotten through some longer series by listening at work and while commuting.

Im a bad reader so I do sometimes skip over sentences and stuff and that is avoided by audiobooks

>>57691784
>>57691934
dang, some novelites really do be reading the ancient texts

>>57691934
Calm down there ASPDanon.

>>57691621
Still reading Mishimas Sea of Fertility.

https://files.catbox.moe/840hcp.mp4

AT LEAST 4

it's over bros

It's getting late in Jakarta, go to sleep

>>57692294
I'm pretty sure that most BVTM discords fags are actually flips.

>report and ignore bait

I've said it before but christ sometimes she really feels like she has multiple personalities trying to take control.

>>57691621
The making of a story by Alice LaPlante, to learn how to get better at writing. It did help with explaining to me how to describe things, but I've only read the very first chapters.

Also I read like 2-3 pages of "An eternal golden braid" each day, I feel dumb whenever I read this book but I want to finish it eventually.

>>57692294
2AM on a sunday night and they don't have labor day, definitely bed time

>>57692065
It's 19th century, how is it ancient?

>>57692451
Anon...

>>57692473
Please don't ellipsis me.

>>57692451
1830 was 5 years ago...

>>57692535
....

Post bikinis

>>57692451
Ah good evening vampire anon, still reminiscing about the old days eh

>>57692535
...

>>57692555

>>57692555

Another game Shiori should play is darkest dungeon

>>57692688
Does this look like a T3 content poll to you?

>>57692555

>>57691621
i fucking love Pullman, he's so cozy and derailed at the same time

Morning.
I wish I never woke up.

>>57692845
You forgot your image

>>57692845
Did you look at it lmao
Learned my lesson about clicking on random links

>>57692555

>>57692845
But how will you watch the next Shiori stream if you're not awake?

It sounds like we need the guiding backhand of ougaman yet again

>>57692614
Hot but I wanted shiori

>>57692845
You only slept 5 hours?
Not very healthy

>>57692555
>>57693000

I just want confirmation on what happened. I don't understand. The guy shitposting and dismissing everyone as SEA isn't helping. Im not a malicious agent. I don't know how to prove that to you guys, this post will probably be deleted but I just really want to implore you guys that I'm not being facetious or anything.
I don't blame her as a person and I'm not going to ruin her life or spread shit. But I wish I wasn't in such a position where I'm incredibly vulnerable to these kinds of yabs. I wish I wasn't such a fundamentally broken person. I think about killing myself every day. And the only reason I don't I because I've created a voice in my head to force me not to. My second internal monologue is the only "person"i talk to. I'm so insanely lonely and clearly divorced from all human experience. But I didn't so anything wrong. Just born to a fucked up family and shunted from one awful place to the next. I have no agency and have been genuinely trapped in a room for years now. I just want to find someone to talk to. I want to find someone to be open with. I want to experience love ar least once. I want to feel affection and be desired. It's just not fair. I'm crippled and trapped and old and I will always be alone now. My constant mental anguish has physical manifestations and living is brutal.

Damn, look how many (You)s I'm going to get.

>>57692845
Good morning, I love you NovelKnight~

Give me those free (You)s to me instead

>>57692877
Thanks, I'll use it next time.
>>57692936
Nah, I opened some old wounds last night is all.
>>57692957
There's another 30 hours until then, I wish I could just skip time until then.
>>57693027
I slept less than 2 hours. First time in the month that my fixed schedule was ruined.

>>57692614
Wrong menhera
>>57692555

Come on jannies, I was gonna get so much (You)s.

Saw the news
I'm gonna off myself

Thank you, meido, very cool. It's nice to see that we get at least some cleaning up in this bitch now. Only took a yab, huh?

>>57693163
I love you too, Mikan

>>57693265
If this got to you anon then don't look up the rest of EN

>>57693174
Only if Shiorin gets on top

its literally a nothing burger. This cycle always repeats itself when a new gen debuts. Nothing to worry about.

Do not fall for the lies of the Demiurge.

>>57693378
I thought she was a femcel, not a cock carousell

Okay, I need some explanation:
Is demiurge the good guy or a bad guy?

>>57693439
bad

>>57693439
Good

>>57693439
yes

>>57693439
What do you think?

>>57693439
neutral

>>57693439
Hai

>>57693519
AIEEEEE, it's whatshisname from Nijisanji.

>>57693378
Idk if I'd call it a nothingburger, it's understandable why some novelites would take psychic damage
But I don't think it's a big deal as long as she's professional

>>57693439
no

I'm actually surprised this is the first time I've run into gnostic here.

I don't know about the demiurge, but my urge to impregnate Shiori isn't demi or a semi, it's a full fledged one.

>>57693580
>as long as she's professional
Shiowari da...
Well, whatever, pic was my face when I decided to oshi her.

>>57693580
They deserve the anguish if they believe everything they read here. Shiori can handle it, she grew up on the internet after all.

>>57693580
Imagine not applying waifu theory to your vtubers. Especially when there are thousands of other people that will also sexualize and claim them. The Shiori I'm in love with is unique to me.

Holy Order of Demiurge reporting in.

Shiori (the character) is a virgin and femcel

>>57693268
Dude can we at least commiserate here? If you delete everything instantly then it 100% will spread to her streams (though id never so it)
Let people be sad together. All the deleted posts are leaving a worse taste in my mouth than the actual thing

Come on man. I don't use discord. I'm not in any clique. I was a full supporter. Can you just cut us some slack? We're fucking sad.
>>57693580
Its more than nothing like and if you're not affected by it then good on you. But I'm the specific kind of pathetic where I feel sad.
>>57693758
I don't see how it's fake

I don't get the precautions. There is literally nothing me and a handful of seriously depressed people can do to her career. We are already powerless
>>57693851
Thats not what it's about for me and I've never done this for any other vtuber.

Reminder that insofar as you get affection or gfe from chuubas, it isn't a facsimile of the real thing, it isn't even a halfway decent imitation. It's papier-mâché. It is only going to hurt you if you take it seriously and up until it hurts you it is only going to hinder you from looking for something real. I have come around to thinking it is actively one of the worst and most exploitative parts of this hobby if done in the pandering way Shiori seems to be settling into.

She is at her cutest sperging about parasites and vtubing software.

>we
Bye

>>57693851
based

>>57693056
I want to breed this woman uuuuuuu

Doom posters get out. Go be miserable elsewhere.

I HATE culture grifters

>>57694026
I haven't seen this image posted in so long
I feel old now..

>>57693385
I read up a bit on gnosticism because I fell in a rabbit hole. It's fascinating but also completely weird, it's so different from other european thoughts.

>>57694046
Is it because we're here forever that we can't make anything of ourselves, or is it because we can't make anything of ourselves that we're here forever?

>>57694026
My Shiori(A massive slut(for me))

>>57694083
Qrd?

>>57694046
Whatever you say grampa, just keep moving along...

>>57693958
It's just like coke
It's up to you if you want it to be a nice treat like the soda, or a destructive habit like the nose candy

i am at work and shiori is living in my head-rent free. i am in love with my very own mental shiorin.

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

>>57694142
Literally too detailed to explain in this thread
Just do your research on it

I actually do wonder how many former waifufags are here. It's a big reason why I'm absolutely certain that the majority of unicornfags are LARPers, no way the wizard-level waifufags I used to be around would ever like the concept of a vtuber

>>57694242
I was a massive Sayakafag back in the days of PMMM, now I follow the much healthier hobby of giving money to real women behind png avatars.

>>57691621
Ender's Game for me

>>57694302(me)
>>57694242
I should also mention I know a ton of big names from various waifufag sites, /mai/ and so on that follow vtubers.

>>57694167
True, but when you are offering it to the figuratively parched/jonesing customer I think one outcome is usually more likely than the other.

>>57694142
Wikipedia is the best qrd.
My take is that it was a genuine try to blend semitic ideas with european thought. It completely failed, and christianity (especially catholics) is just a new coat of painting over beliefs people held before with very limited actual input from hebrew concepts. Lower class people, ie farmers etc. straight up kept the old gods with new names, while thinkers and even high members of the clergy are just neoplatonics.

>>57694377
Don't blame the drug/product, blame the addict
Like smoking, some people are more likely to be addicted than others, and it's up to those people with addictive personalities to avoid/quit smoking

I stopped watching anime after my sister deleted all my torrents and my AB rank tanked.

>>57693958
streaming culture has a lot of problems imo but the only people I see talking about it seem to be luddites who hate the entire concept desu

>>57693958
I couldn't give less of a shit about the real thing, but then again, I don't know what kind of a person falls for GFE considering that I don't and I am as pathetic as they get.
I am still a parasocial retard and like being pandered to in the sense of being appreciated as a fan and seeing my support pay off in some way. Idols are the best. I genuinely don't understand why more girls don't want to just do nice things, amplify a few admirable things about their personality on stream, improve themselves, and get showered in praise and money in return. Seems like the safest way to go about things.

>>57694142
Old Testament God is a lesser divinity and creator of the physical realm (the Demiurge). Jesus was sent to remind people of this and aid humanity on its quest for knowledge. There was a much heavier emphasis on individual enlightenment and the pursuit of esoteric knowledge than in mainstream Christianity

>>57694471
Because they're outsiders looking into something they don't fully understand. You can really have a nuanced opinion on something unless you're deep into it yourself.

>>57694512
>improve themselves
The problem is when they improve themselves but then also expect me to.

>>57694557
Mutual uplifting mindset is a staple of idol culture.

I'm a GFE fag and the only thing that's bothering me is that I have to solve so many captchas. I just want to post with my shiggers and have a laff.

It's not even romance, I just wish I could talk to her one on one, about her interests, about my interests. To get solid replies and to reply back.

>>57694451
You can look at it that way, but these women know what they are doing with the hard stuff and are not blameless imo.
Incidental non-pandering gfe is the only type I see as okay these days but I see your point.
>>57694512
Agreed, people will fall in love with you regardless just by being cute and passionate, no need for the mindfuck.

are all threads just by default cute now?

>>57694557
It depends on how they go about it, anon. Shiori wants you to improve but she does it in a kind and warm way. Kind of like a big sister or motherly sibling, maybe even GF. Point is, you should improve upon your weaknesses. Nothing wrong with being stronger in your life.

>>57694729
Yes. Here, have some cute fat tiddy Shiorin

>>57694729
Cute hasn't won for like 100 pages or so.

>>57694729
Yes. Sexfags have already left. They don't belong here.

Apparently, I left.

>>57694316
Oh shit, thats one of my favorite books of all time. The whole saga is really good too imo

>>57694602
People completely skip over that part because they're lazy, and lazy people deserve no ice cream
They work hard, so I work hard, and we support each other (albeit in different ways)

>>57694729
What is supposed to indicate that?

I hope she's happy, truly.

>>57694602
I feel like a lot of the positive aspects of idol culture have gotten lost in translation over the last half decade.

>>57694360
>>57694302
I was about to ask whether or not you knew about /mai/. My time there was short but sweet but I ultimately couldn't stand the dumb drama that wasn't focused on loving a character, pic related. Really surprised that a lot of waifufags follow vtubers though, despite the fact that I used to be one, though I never considered myself to be hardcore compared to others. Looking back I'm starting to see where my antishipping autism comes from and why I'm far interested in solo streams.
>now I follow the much healthier hobby of giving money to real women behind png avatars.
I mean it depends on the reason. If you support someone because you genuinely love their content then I don't see the issue and you're spending within your means.

Shiorin betrayed me in the worst way possible. She coughed on my ice cream.

>>57695186
hot

>>57695186
God I wish Shiori would cough on my ice cream..
Or preferably directly into my mouth

>>57695041
This one is still my favorite.

>>57695149
>I feel like a lot of the positive aspects of idol culture have gotten lost in translation over the last half decade.
Because said positive aspects don't get nearly as much clicks as talking about unicorns for the millionth time.