/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://twitter.com/sakamatachloe/status/1697948021076701642

I suppose ending with Pokobee may power him up to block goals...

Consider the following:

17:20 UTC, 1:20pm EST, 10:20am PST

We died...

Iroha has become a bigger top tier bishoujo waifu. based

https://twitter.com/AZKi_VDiVA/status/1697976836637290686
AZIro TEE TEE

love my daughter

Alright, managerkun. How are things looking? Apparently things are much different this year. We may not be facing the same challenges as before and our strengths/weaknesses may have changed. What do we need to know? How are our prospects in terms of adaptation?

Iroha is getting further away from being Eroha

:)

>>57606071
cutey

out of Mayo

GO TIME, BOYS!

>>57611492 (me)
I forgot the link to give that 4chan won't refuse to post...

I'm awake! I'm awake! I'm awake!

Found it! Let's fucking go! Get in here!
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

>>57611917
Thank you, sir

holox my beloved!

AHHHH MAYO DIED IN MY SLEEP!
AHHHHHHHHH

>>57611643
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/
LET'S GOOOO!
:holoxhype: :holoxgl: :laplushype: :irohahype: :luidance: :chloeshy: :koyohype: :chloeguruguru: :irohaguruguru: :koyoguruguru: :lapguruguru: :luiguruguru:

>>57612245
when do we play in hours from now?

>>57612344
1 h 40 min

>>57612344
NTA, but we're up after this match

>>57612433
Correction, sorry. The match afterwards of the upcoming match

>>57612433
One more

Despite my support for /who/ due to Hololive affiliation, I do hope /pyon/ does alright in this. They were my favorite match from last league. I have nothing but respect for them.

>>57612161
You shouldn't be surprised. Nobody uses that thread

Until she goes back she'll continue to protect the team. Even in absence she's always there, vigilant.

So, here's the deal everyone. I've been paying close attention. I've noticed every shit team is suddenly doing good. I've been basing my bets on that theory and haven't lost yet. This means that there's a very high likelihood that we're in danger of being cursed by whatever it is that's at play here.

You're gonna need to cheer harder than you ever have before. Give it your all. Give it every bit of energy. We can overcome this curse! Let's show them!

>>57612796
Please stay here. Cheer us on. In return, we'll cheer on /mayo/.

>>57613005
>implying it shouldn't have been the case already

>>57613108
You know, you're right. I need to let go of resentment. Unity is all.

>>57613005
im cheering us both anyway forever always!

where is Mayo?

>>57613444
mayo died in our sleep...
i was going to watch the clock tower 2 vod...

Wait... Was the Parasocial a guerrilla?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbvVsAOBfC4

Good thing we don't have any vehicles on our team... That was terrifying.

>>57613587
Semi. It was scheduled at least 4 hours in advance. You can watch the VOD.

>>57613653
Oh yeah, there was that Solo stream on Sunday. Oh well, I got rest so it's ok!

>>57613752
I wanted to get sleep, but a friend of mine started streaming right when I tried to sleep. So I went from him, directly to Lui, directly to this and will now be watching the divegrass stream for 7 hours. All on only 3 hours of sleep.

>>57613849
You should take naps in between matches.

>>57613849
Can't pull this shit anymore.

>>57613906
Good idea Sakamata! It's not like nothing happened last time

>>57613906
No napping. Full attention the entire time. Caffeine out the ass. Soda, coffee, and energy drinks all ready to go. This is the single most important (biannual) event of the (half) year to me. There's no way in the world I'm going to miss it.
>>57613936
I do what I must.

>>57613513
It reached page 11 in 20 mins...

>>57613906
i took a nap and mayo died...

>>57614054
h..hayai...

>>57614003
>Caffeine out the ass. Soda, coffee, and energy drinks all ready to go.
I see the kidney stones are gonna be happy with that
>I do what I must.
Good thing you have nothing to do most of the times then

>>57613906
If I take a nap, I'm gonna pass out. I'm day drinking, and I'm feeling good

>>57614165
FUCK YEAH! Thanks for the reminder!

>>57614149
>kidney stones
I drink some koolaid every few days. It's keeping them at bay. Even if I get one, it was worth it to be here to cheer on /holoX/ and help hype everyone up.

>>57614203
I can't find a picture of Wagahai drinking, so here's a picture of an eggplant

>>57614205
Never heard of the Koolaid medication for it kek

we up after this game!

>>57614680
I can't find the one double fisting beer mugs either. Oh well...

>>57614713
Koolaid is largely water, which I don't drink otherwise. That's unironically the best thing for it.

>>57614680

>>57614838
Ah ok... It's just a trick to drink water!

>>57614835

It's time, /holoX/.

Give it your all.

Our wills will shatter the curse.

it is time

its time!

PIERCE THE HEAVEN /holoX/!

All the commonplace and mundane,
we shall cut adown with one sing of our blade.
Oh, you poor souls lost within an eternal cycle,
We welcome you with open wings.

We are the rightful rulers of Eden's planet!
Secret Society HoloX! De Gozaru!

>>57615631
HOLOX REPRESENT!

let's go!

>>57615665
DING DING MOTHERFUCKERS!

You love to see it

Put on your HoloX hoodies if you have them! Full HoloX pride!

>>57616068
I dont my HoloX Hoodie get dirty

>>57616068
I'm not wearing it now, but imagine I am I haven't taken a bath for 2 days [/spoilers]

>>57616205
It's only for the duration of the match. You're not doing physical activity. It'll be fine.

I'm interested in Koyo, please shill me your favorite streams of her, and say 3 things you like about this coyote.

Let's put these oversexualized bitches in their place.

>>57616722
Time to put Lui in the washing machine!

FAT FUCK HATE

FAT FUCK

We're not out.

HoloX. Increase power.

He broke containment...

Don't stop, HoloX. Keep the power rising.

All Koyo!

Laplus Dia Highest Death Thirteen Daina Art of Impact Sign Emperor Road of the Darknesss!

RAPAPAN

YOU FAT FUCK

POKOBEE YOU FUCKING FAT SLOB OF SHIT

We still haven't unveiled our full power yet.

Keep it rising, /holoX/! This game is ours!

GEN IN THe JAR!

Let's go ChLLLLOOOOOOEEE!!

ORCA SCORE!!!

Still not enough. More.

nice shot

pokobee is fucking useless...

He didn't even move!

No...

FUUUUUUCCCCKK YYYOUUUUU POOOKKOOOOBBBEEEE

it's so fucking over

I hereby forbid Purple Luitomo to shittalk in other generals

I can't believe Lui betrayed /holoX/ and spiked Pokobee's drink before the match

>>57618054
It's Pokobee's fault! Don't you dare blame this on me!

Luitomos are banished to /hag/

>>57618101
You jinxed it. You need containment at this point

>>57618113
Deal with Pokobee. Coming after me does nothing.
Also, divegrass intensity + Bang energy drink is horrible for my heart.
>>57618247
I did not. It was Pokobee. You saw that shit. He had unironic brain damage. We would have had that if he did anything.

>>57618113

fat fuck stays in the jar until he redeems himself

Jumbo Joshu will NOT perform this badly

>>57618368
Let me know when you're up. I'm ragequitting this stream, but want to make sure I'm there to cheer you on.

>>57618276
>I did not. It was Pokobee. You saw that shit. He had unironic brain damage.
Let's see. First match you go to shittalk (in /hag/ of all places) we lose. Fat fuck has always been a fat fuck

>>57618497
Fat fuck has always been a fat fuck, but the fat fuck at least tried to do something instead of looking away from an incoming ball like he was trying to get confirmation that he was allowed to block it.

How do we approach Pokobee? Do we inflict punishment or attempt positive reinforcement?

Anyway. This is /ggg/ so not a big deal. We're still gonna make it!
Also I got to see Lui do stuff so I'm happy regardless

>>57618589
>/ggg/
Wait, what? I don't understand.

>>57618565
>Do we inflict punishment or attempt positive reinforcement?
We don't let him break containment before the match, or if he does we kill the thread quick

>>57618623
We lost a match by 2 goals last time too

great game fellas. thanks for the fuel >>57599935
nice slobberknocker towards the end. let's meet again in the future

>>57618368
jumbo joshu will carry us to victory!

Words cannot express how angry I am right now. Do we replace Pokobee? Or do we just hope he gets his shit together next game?

>>57618886
cute miosha!

>>57618886
I can't believe kusotomo was actually shitting other threads. I vote for immediate revoking of holox membership.

>>57618965
we root for mayo!

>>57619075
I'm COO. You're overruled. Please contact Takane Lui if you disagree with this decision.

>>57618965
We keep him and discipline him.
Also don't take divegrass so seriously, you're gonna hurt yourself
>>57618886
gg hagbro! It was a fun one and we got a lot of hag on hag action so for a first match I couldn't asked for anything else!

>>57619096
where is New mayo

>>57619122
You are FIRED.

>>57619075
>>57618886
AHHHH DON'T SHITTALK PEOPLE ITS ALWAYS A JYNX!

>>57619122
>COO
Need I remind you...

>>57619131
>spoiler
The rest of my year is lonely and uneventful. Divegrass brings together all of /holoX/ as one big family. It's hard not to take it seriously.
>>57619174
Clean your room.

>>57619151
baker joshu died...

holoxer chad that made the hype i kneel! we had such amazing energy this game!

>>57619211
>The rest of my year is lonely and uneventful
I know but it's divegrass, you should just enjoy it with us as a big family too! Plus we got to see Lui do good and she almost scored too, it's ok! Take a nap and come back
>>57619367
Thanks, I'm always happy to help although making it almost fried my laptop for some reason! Shame it got spoilered with tech issues

>>57619587
If I make the next hype, will you forgive me for the brag jinxing?

>>57619663
>if
I've already forgotten you

>>57619587
it wasn't your fault, beebs messed up but even the wait was cool!

>>57619724 (me)
*forgiven
Also tonight is Mio's night. Holy shit!

>>57619988
how big is too big!

Do you guys know where there might be clips of the various HoloX members talking without background music?

>>57619962
Too bad I might not be always present for the league since I'm leaving again on Monday. Let's see if I get some better connection to keep up...
>>57620027
It's never too big!
>>57620087
Without BGM is pretty difficult. It's probably easier with gameplay streams rather than zatsus

>>57620228
AHHHH DON'T GO JOSHU LOVES YOU!

good news, vtwbg has worse gd than us!

>>57620087
https://koyo-lab.net/asakoyo/
only know of that one!
put in all the ones i was sent!

>>57620289
I know joshukun but I'm being relocated so there's nothing I can do about it. It's a couple of weeks/a month probably like last time

>>57620379
HOLY SHIT! Who made this?!

>>57620379
So this is where all the funds went.

>>57620996
joshu did!
every koyo line ever!
>>57620434
j..joshu will be strong...

>>57621355
>joshu did!
I... I kneel...
>j..joshu will be strong...
It's ok, if I can get something working I'll be here for the matches/streams

>>57621614

its konkoyo time!!!

>>57619724
>spoiler
My heart.

>>57622127
Smart fridges rise up!

>>57622181
>>57619988

Good news! I know what I need to do now for the hype video. Or at least potentially the first part of it. I just need to wait for the stream to end so I can nab the footage from it.

Nice tits!

/mayo/ is playing, by the way. Make sure you all go there and cheer them on.

2 goals for Koyo!

Today's a rough day for HoloX...

KOYO IN!

/mayo/ +1

Why do all of our players have brain damage today?

YAAAAAAATTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Good job, /mayo/. You brought some joy to this day and some glory to HoloX.

>0 saves
Nice one /mayo/

holox won today after all!
YATAAAAAAA!

>>57624357
Chat learned the true Koyo experience today!

>>57624357
holox won but not /holox/

>>57624477
>'tis just /#/

>>57624434
>are koyo streams just her screaming for 8 hours twice a day?

>>57624912
Yes Beebs. It's majestic!

>>57624477

Why do these divegrass streams have to be so damn long?

>>57626284
>40 teams

>>57626284

>>57626715
me when i see koyoyoyoyoyos

Alright, got everything I can get done on the hype video until the stream finishes. I think you guys are gonna love this.

>>57631496
yosh!

Bad Joshus! I count Pokobee end in /holox/, /holox/ lose against /hag/ and letting /mayo/ die. This is gonna be a hard punishmrnt

It's been a blessed day to be a kazama-tai. Very happy with Iroha's new outfit!

>/holox/ and /mayo/ heroes
Big Bouncy KonkoyoyoyoyoyosYATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Joshu-kun!
Lolikoyo
La+
Orca is Getting Washed

Should I switch my membership from Chloe to Iroha?

>>57641726
Why not member both?

Unironically one of the best outfits of 2023

>>57642690
i love cute flat girl tummies so much it's actually unreal

>>57622333
Lui being the wine aunt confirmed

Okay. I never break a promise. I'm drained as hell after spending five hours making a shitpost that will be used once and never again, but here you go. My submission for our next match's hype video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzXrx00bVbA

>>57645179 (me)
Meant to include this image with that to express my state of mind.

>>57645179
yataaaa! nice!
we don't play again until the 8th though, please remond me then in case i forget, didn't have to rush it!
>>57635495
pokobee cursed holox with his treachery!
big mayo win!
>>57641033

>>57645585
>please remond me then in case i forget
I'll try to remember to remond you.
>didn't have to rush it
If I don't grab onto motivation for dear life and see it through to the end, it will elude me. It was now or never.

>>57645685
nows better than never!
i laughed heartily!

>>57646241
Glad to hear. I'm proud of it. Not doing another one this league.

https://youtu.be/79nW0inf9JE
konkoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo!

>>57646665
hai hai hai hai!

wake up me when mayo is back

I declare this the Koyo Thread!

>>57619278
I'm still around but I announced punishments will be delayed. But you decided to let the whole thread die. I count this as attempt to avoid Pokobee punishment
>>57647818
soon. No time to recharge!
>>57647944
It becomes if you let /mayo/ die early another time!

koyobox!

>>57647996
baker joshu my beloved!

Fresh Mayo, Joshu-kun! >>57648698

I must sleep.

>>57648713
Onaholes

>>57643566
I mean she's finally releasing her own wine bottle this month! Fuck yeah!
>>57645179
Very funny. I like the irony that you said to get rid of the speech at the beginning and ended up using it (though I won't blame you. It's a very good way to start the video). Good job!
>>57641726
First question is why? Second question is why not add Gozaru to your memberships?

https://twitter.com/sakamatachloe/status/1698176489613865436?t=RFKq4emCqxj0YwFRLbEZ1w&s=19
Orca reps

top tier Iroha

>>57661637
It's funny that she has loose hair in the ending screen but for this one they made her grow extra out of nowhere

>>57662884
I mean Lui was given long hair out of no where, so it's not out of the ordinary. It's most likely that since Laplus, Chloe and Koyo have long hair, they are all going to get short hair variations for their outfits for variety.

I love Gozaru

>>57663494
Most likely to spice things up. A lot of holos gained or lost hair for new outfits from one day to the other. I don't know what Chloe is gonna get since she got her long hair one pretty early on. Maybe a bun?

>>57663684
dunno maybe twintails or something because she is an imouto siscon.

>>57664598
>twintails
Didn't think about those! This could end up being either a complete disaster or the cutest thing ever!

KOYOYO~!

excuse me while i test and see if I've learned how ffmpeg works at all
I've been spoiled by GUIs
Gozaru cute

>>57667691
Nice work kazamatai! If you want I'll share my scripts later!

Iroha!

Orca very smart!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4WhsjyePKE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPL_gHE8tZY

>>57668541
Chloe... You shouldn't do these kinds of streams with less than 14 hours of sleep, you're gonna fail

Ok fixed

>???????は???????
It's over

Orca in pain while fighting sea creatures

i still don't get how can someone fail at this if they're native speakers

>>57670696
Have you seen her handwriting?

>>57670822
that's a different story, she still understand the words she's putting on paper.

Good Koyo.

>>57670696
Chloe is not the smartest creature in the world

Also she's done after 2 hours? Bummer.

baku baku radio WILL come back

Btw Sakamata costume will be revealed around the 9th

>>57672019
>Chloe is not the smartest creature in the world
No, she's not stupid... She's special

>>57672589
I thought she would get the 3.0 first, cool news regardless

>>57673578
I think she will do both.

https://twitter.com/PochiPocha_0420/status/1697980534000087147?s=20

>>57672589
>shopping date

B-but unicorns told me she would lose all her paypigs after OW2. I can't believe /vt/ lied again

>>57674356
Keep your shitposting OUT of here

she barely even had intentions of playing with the guys, she just likes Blizzard like the goof that she is

>>57674384
Hey! I'm on your side!

>>57674510
I know but i hate #'s discussion. she had fun with this stream and I just need her to chitchat. I feel like I haven't been supportive of her as of late

>open stream
>hear talking about ass
>"are you streaming naked?"
What happened?!

>>57674575
The only time you'll see me bring up #s is to make fun of #s or other retards that deserve to being made fun of.

>>57674510
You are bringing irrelevant shit that should stay out of this thread. If you are so addicted to shitposting, go to designated cesspits.

>>57674356
I hope she loses all her paypigs just to spite you then immediately gets them all back after you fucked off

Kanaken will go under after doroken seizes all of their property

>>57674384
>she just likes Blizzard
wtf im a chloe anti now

>>57674864
You see, you've gotten it wrong. I DON'T want her to lose them and I'm not going to fuck off. I like the orca!
>>57674807
>addicted to shitposting
I'm not though, just reporting something about a holoX member that I found interesting

>>57674921
Doroken has been raided today, they aren't doing so well...

>>57674921
It's okay, they'll pay it off in doroken summer camp.

Embarassed Sakamata cute!

>>57675340
WAIT SHE PUT IT ON

>>57675361
A supa asked to see her embarassed face with the mask on so she made a little skit with chat complimenting her and her blushing. It was pretty cute ngl

>>57675439
Damnit I missed it then.

>>57675450
Oh well, stream is over so you can check on the VOD. It's literally the last thing she's done before saying good bye with some winks too!

>>57675509
Thanks anon

>>57675597

800k subs Gozaru Congratulations~!

>sakamata has been watching One Piece (Live Action)
>lui has been watching One Piece
RuiKuro bros!

>>57677368
Feels good to be a kazamatai

https://youtu.be/4uGsnby2PLQ
Our guy is back!

>>57677407
I still do not trust that OP live action version

>>57680612
I just learned there was a live action one piece

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq6Rwn0OlnM
Yandere compilation

Bathe the yandere!

>>57683049
Need to dirty her up first. Those hair are way too pristine

>>57682601
yandere's are lame and overrated.

>>57683702
It's cute when Chloe does it

>>57660331
>I mean she's finally releasing her own wine bottle this month! Fuck yeah!
omg how much does it cost?

>>57684440
TBD, she tweeted about it a while back but as soon as it's announced I'm buying as much as I can!

>>57684440
>her own wine bottle
What exactly does that entail? Is it unique wine specifically made for her in terms of taste? If so, that scares me. I hate wine, but if I end up liking the wine, I won't be able to get more.

>>57684927
>>57684440
https://twitter.com/takanelui/status/1676448367797473280
Here it is! Also reading from the FAQ on the Noel one they don't sell to burgers due to laws? Is there issues over ther to ship alcohol?!

>>57685733 (me)
Also it's not wine but sake, I missremembered

Iroha has been even cuter recently.

>>57685733
I had to look into my state laws. It's very much state dependent. I'm not allowed to have hard liquor shipped to me, but wine and beer-like drinks are fine.

So it's up to Cover to put in the effort.

>>57685847
I'm 99% sure you buy it from the manufacturer directly. Cover only cooked up the collab, so if they can't ship you're SOL. Don't worry I'll KP for you if that happens during the next drinking stream

>>57685845
She's cuter without the cap for me too

>>57685845
Top tier bishoujo.

>>57685998
>KP
The hell's that mean?

>>57686184
I mean, she has an emote for that but it's 乾杯

>>57686641
All me.

>>57686803
You suffer from DID, anon?

>>57686825
I'm Jesus Christ

>>57686887

>>57685733
> Is there issues over ther to ship alcohol?!

some countries, including burgerland, have restrictions of importing alcohol.

That's because they heavily regulate it

>>57687034
YEAH! FUCK MEDS!
>>57687046
Oh well, hope it works out for you guys ;)

>>57686641
Do you have a link? I don't remember her saying that

>>57677368
i love this cute gozaru!
cool gozary fact: she got goal 700 in our bijien game last season!

>>57687336
I believe in ghosts. I believe Chloe was haunted. I also now believe she may be a schizo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTb5GvSD7jA

soon

>>57687514
Tama will get a plush before Inu

>>57687399
>I believe in ghosts.
Go to bed, seabro.

>>57687514
We already have the sleep mask. I'll buy my lil nigga's plush and well... If Wamy water would never be a thing Sakamata water is the next possible choice!
>>57687399
Sakamata is a schizo, if she has a hypnosis fetish it means that she's easily suggestionable so it takes nothing for her to convice herself that she was haunted and starting seeing things

>>57687683
Eastern US bro, actually. I have my own experience where I visibly saw something and later learned other people had strange experiences there too even before me. Sometimes an event is just you overreacting and searching for an explanation. Sometimes ghosts are the only explanation.

>>57687770
It's funny how there's never any concrete proof of these things. You can always see stuff in the woods at night that has no immediate explanation, most of the time is just your patternseeking brain that makes stuff up to fill in the gaps for something you saw out the corner of your eye or in dim light

>>57688010
I know what I saw and experienced. Other people having done so too only further confirms it.
If you want to keep doubting, feel free. They're an outlandish idea, ghosts are. You'll only believe once you have your own experience.

>>57688202
So what it was then?

>>57688317
It was a ghost, anon. I'm just acknowledging that selling people on an idea as outlandish as ghosts (even if true), is hard and understandable that people wouldn't buy it.

I won't shit up the thread with talk of it anymore. I respect your decision not to believe and wholeheartedly understand.

>>57687770
>I visibly saw something
Bleh. Confront it, then we talk.
t. tried to approach "ghosts" only to find nothing but funny looking shadows or dirt patterns

>>57687399
Glad that came to an end. It actually did have Chloe worried for a while.

>>57688537
It had a bunch of Holos worried too, she still had to be pushed to go to an exorcist though but I'm happy she finally did. Who knows, maybe it'll help her with her sleep schedule and constantly feeling tired

>>57688467
Fine, one more post.
>Confront it
I attempted to. I didn't know in the moment anything was out of the ordinary. It looked just like a person. It was in an area at work that people aren't allowed to be in. They had walked behind some machinery. I went to go tell them they need to leave. Once I got there and looked around the machine, I saw nobody. I learned afterwards people had having their own experiences where they'd hear voices after we had closed and nobody else was there.

That's why I believe Chloe.

>>57688868
>almost a get
You might be onto something. Jokes aside idk, as I said it might just be suggestionability. Walking alone in a forbidden area already puts you on edge by itself so every little detail is amplified. I mean, if ghosts were real why is it that the reports are always segregated to some parts of the world, shouldn't they be evenly distributed since people die everywhere?

koyoyoyoyo