/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Lazy fuckers not putting up a new thread and making me do it.

my wife

I love my wife so much!!

I yearn for my wife so much..

>>57652948
>>57652982
good synergy, would look better if bottom goobs head was upside down.

The thread was comfy for once

Gura cute Gura cute!

that deep blue silhouette could be Goob
or it couldn't be

Gurass

>>57653241
Could be miku gura on the right.

I will never stop loving this nerd.

why does she hate us

Sex with a fembud.

>>57653626
>Gura hates /ggg/
>I hates /ggg/
WE ARE

God I'm lonely

>>57653617
Her voice always makes me smile

>>57653626
she doesn't, she's apathetic towards us

>>57652982
Aim better next time.

>>57653811
someone needs to do their reading comprehension reps

what day is it now I can't count past 10

>>57653689
You'll get there, Chumbie.
If my retarded little brother can, then I believe we all can.

>>57653617
She stopped loving you.

Insider here
Gura will be back next week. She will play Minecraft with BAU BAU and pebble

>>57654399
I'm inside her right now actually

>>57654399
that'd be cute
it's a nice dream...

>>57654399
woah.. something that's actually believable..

I miss Gura and my aim is true!

>>57654399
Actually SNOT is going to bully them like Gura did to moom. This is part of gura's big plot

>>57654399
>coming back without a word for a collab that she won't stream her POV for
Checks out.

You ever watch those Youtube videos of people going way too high on paramotors? They're comfy and scary to watch.

I'm so hungry but I've already eaten so much today...

i want to suck a fart out of gura's ass

>>57654810
I've only eaten a single frozen pizza in the past two days

>>57654810
What did you eat? I'm not not sure I ate enough.

>>57654941
Gura..

I wish she cared about us more than not at all.

>>57654990
I actually forgot what I ate. I know I ate a lot because my tummy is kinda bloated but I'm also still very hungry

>>57655294
you don't even know what you post anymore
you just copy from your list and then paste here

>>57655382
what makes you think she still does?

>>57654941
Sometimes I envy you anorexicbuds

>>57654895
That's not how farts work

mmm yahmmy~

Gura's pee.

>>57655662
You really don't, having a high metabolism is one thing but being and struggling to put on weight is a nightmare.

>>57654399
might be waiting an extra week, as far as I know the only minecraft on advents collective schedule so far is the all of them set foot on the server together one

>>57656115
You ever try GOMAD? I never had problems gaining weight so I can't speak for the effectiveness of meme diets.

>>57656098
Sometimes foggy and dehydrated. Gura...

>>57656138
perhaps BigFish will be lurking, firing arrows from around corners...

>>57656227
Never tried it but Im sure I wouldn't be able to handle that. Im not lactose intolerant but drinking a decent amount milk sometimes makes me nauseous

Wow. Despite everything, I'm feeling a lot better. Quite comfy.

>>57655715
Look at the virgin over here who has never even sucked a fart out of a girl's ass. Retard.

>>57656626
I'm happy for you. I like watching musicians I like on Youtube when I feel a little down.
I don't know why that is.

>>57653241
What even is this shit supposed to be
New girls?

Poor guy.

>>57657175
Dunno.
Could be a lineup of outfits or a music project.

Goobidiba?

I've decided to read some Lovecraft stories while listening to doom 64 ost.

>>57658223
which ones?

>>57654399
not happening, Gura is not a good partner with peoiple deep into character like Fuwamoco, I totally see her collabing with Biboo tho

>>57659130
The real reason it won't happen is because the advent girls would have to put Gura on their schedule.

>>57660199
very comfy image

Any pics of fembuds I can goom to?

>>57658469
The Lurking Fear, Pickman's Model, and most comfy before bed The Rats in the Wall.

Child

which Gura streams have high rewatch value?

What will you do if Gura doesn't stream this week?

>>57660780
waiting for Gura next week

>>57656115
I will never understand anorexoids. Just eat more. I have to ear less than 1200 calories a day just to not bloat into a fat hamplanet waste of flesh, and you rexoids get the easy genetic coin flip, while I fucking suffer, never to touch a girl again, eating tiny portions of tasteless shit healthy food, running 6 miles a day, and you rexoids just sit around and automatically look skinny and attractive. I mean this in the nicest way possible but I hate you. I haven't eaten a hamburger in 4 years.

>>57660780
I will live on.
I will be strong for her even when she's unable to.

>>57660780
Play vidya, do reps, do homework, goom.

>>57660780
End myself.

What time of the day would Gura have the most farts? Imagine her dutch ovening you and giggling as you reluctantly inhale her vapours.

>>57660780
Kidnap her and put her in my streaming dungeon!

>>57661145
only 1200 calories? that's extreme weight loss territory, how small are you? consider doing strength training.

>>57661338
Reluctantly?

>>57661338
Why is this a bad thing?

>>57661306
FINALLY
the answer he was expecting

>>57661145
Holy fuck 1200? No male who isn't strapped down to a bed should be eating that little.

>>57661306
Soo.. can I eat your body when you do it? It will make me more delicious for Gura

>>57661398
120kg. Not obese, but constantly fighting it. I hate it so much. I don't binge, i never break my routine, never skip a day, never eat snacks, no nuthin. I don't mind having a shrek dad bod, i just hate constantly being on the border of being a fat faggot that should be put up against a wall and shot for being a flabby lard bag. I feel like my body retains too much fluid, cos i'm like a balloon, but doctors have no fucking answers for me. Like my thyroid is fucked, my hormones are fucked, and i have the metabolism of a sloth, but i'm fighting it. Lost 20kg so far since Gura started inspiring me. Been stuck at this weight for months.

>>57661433
I'd act reluctant, so she does it more, the little brat. Like imagine her on day running up to you naked, giggling, and rubbing up against your leg and farting then running off daring you to chase her and give her the correction she deserves.

>>57661398
NTA but that is the calorie goal I aim for since I'm trying to lose weight; being 5'6-ish and 90-ish kg

>>57661686
just b urself

>>57661686
>not growing extra thyroids
ngmi

>>57661686
If you have hormone problems go see you doctor so you can legal testosterone. Ask them to pin you twice a week.

>>57661686
oh that's rough man.. I'd still recommend strength training and eating more protein. Bigger muscles should burn more calories passively. Protein takes more energy to break down and should make you feel full for longer.

>>57661917
i'm on testosterone, and thyroid meds, and blood pressure stuff, and i'm extremely hot all the time, it's all fucked. But ah wells, not much else I can do. I cope by hoping Gura wouldn't hate me for how big I am.

>>57662007
Are you old and bald?

>>57662046
sleep tight buddy

>>57662046
night night

>>57662046
Oyasame

Gura please stream and make my brain make the happy chemicals...

>>57660780
continue to mope

>>57661792
I try to get around 1500 calories a day, getting 1200 or less seemed to slow down my metabolism too much and made me plateau. I'm 5'8 and down to 76kg from about 120kg

>>57661958
>Bigger muscles should burn more calories passively.
This I didn't know. I'll try replacing some of my carbs with protein. Need to find a way to trick my brain into motivating itself into doing strength training. All the reasons I don't do strength training are all just excuses.

>>57662170
>seemed to slow down my metabolism too much
same, but it only did that when i was inactive. I've been walking more and that deficit hasn't been too detrimental

>>57662136
just do drugs

>>57662064
old enough to have grey sideburns. not bald.

>>57662264
Nyo, Gura is the only drug I need.

>>57662046
Sharkdreams

>>57662309
then you will continue to wait for your happy chemicals

GURA IS HIGH ON PERK 30 AND IS EXPERIENCING PSYCHOSIS

>>57662225
Plus if you have big muscles you can be fat and just say you're bulking or going "bear-mode"

>>57660780
Actually start to be a bit concerned if she is okay.

>>57662580
If she doesn't show up for the anniversary I'm assuming she's in a coma or dead.

>>57662580
>>57662731
if something was actually wrong the other girls wouldn't be as normal/chill as they are, she's fine

Gura, cyb0rseggz!

You don't love her more than me.

Gura is in the grave with chammer

>>57662771
reminds me of when Moom did that "sad karaoke" stream like either a couple days before or literally the night before Sana's graduation announcement stream

>>57662919
>chammer

>>57662919
nah she's just time distorted

>>57662878
Are you sure you want a taste of this power?

>>57662919

>>57662878
you're right.. I love her A LOT more than you!

Goob night, I love Gura the most!

im sure gura is having fun with starfield and bg3 offstream. She will tell us her adventures on the next stream.

I'm about to shid my pants!

>>57664533
I feel like if its that hot the cake frosting should be melted.

i want gura to rip the most disgusting, rancid fart directly up my nose and laugh about it on stream

Will Advent have any frens for Gra-chan?

>>57665221
Nyo.

>>57665552
Would defeat and ruin this gacha character.

gura lied chumbuds cried

is morale still high chumbies?

>>57666340
Nope but it's comfy

>>57666340
it's three in the morning

>>57666417
>>57666437
absolute radio silence and none of the other girls can tell something, should i superchat one of them?

>>57666627
kys

>>57666417
atleast its comfy
>>57666437
what are you doing? this is weekend

>>57666731
I have a short thing to do really early so I'd figure I'd stay up to do it and then sleep afterwards because I don't trust myself to wake up on time

>>57666627
supa one of the advent girls to make it extra-awkward

feetslut

>>57668173
pero pero~

>>57668173
I want to lick these so bad...

You know, in hindsight, when she talked about multiple games she was playing off-stream it should have been an obvious warning sign that she would fuck off again. It's the same pattern as last time.

aaaaand my mood plummeted back down again for some reason
things were so nice a little while ago
why is my brain like this

>>57668568
>plays what she enjoys offstream
>plays what she hates onstream
>why does she hate streaming now
Lol.

>>57668702
>for some reason

Wow no streams
Just like september 2022! Actually she did stream in september 2022, so it's actually WORSE than september 2022. Sugoi!

>>57668702
Because you spend all your time inside, get minimal sleep >>57669149, probably dose yourself on caffeine which interrupts your pineal gland when you are reconnecting with the Sophia during rem sleep to see your past lives and alternate selves, you also lack vitamins D, B12, zinc and fish oil for proper mood stabilization. Finally you don't get enough exercise. All of these things will bring your mood up if you lose weight, jog in the sunlight 20 minutes a day and eat more meat and fish to compensate your missing nutrients while reducing caffeine.

>>57668568
>>57668745
How many other games besides BG3 and Sekiro have people asked her to play on stream but she decided to play off stream instead?

>>57669342
prematurechama...it's only the 3rd...

>>57669473
And soon it'll be the 30th, wow!.

>>57669439
Dave the Diver.

>>57669439
She won't stream on October's 25th either.

>>57669473
I mean he's technically correct currently. We will most likely get at least one stream this month though, for anniversary.

>>57669601
What's up with october 25th?

>>57669531
>soon
I'm sure a month does pass by pretty quickly if you spend every waking moment shitposting...

>>57669671
Do your yandere reps.

>>57669701
Don't be a fag and just say it.

>>57669674
Also when you play games with friends. You should tell Gura about it.

>>57669674
>there are still people coping
I'll see you on the 3rd of september, 2024 then. Lol.

>>57669935
Thank you Goobs.

I love Gura.

>>57669935
You know it's been a while since I've had a bit of choccy milk. I'll try to remember to get some the next time I go into town.

>>57661741

Hot.

>>57670381
Not as much as I do tho

This is fucking ridiculous.

No one loves her like I do.

goob morning
i love gura
https://litter.catbox.moe/17h2p2.mp4

>>57671675
It's so loud.

>>57671675
I wasn't in a gooming mood, but okay!

YESBUDS STAY WINNING!!!!
IM SO PAITENT I LOVE WAITING FOR GURA WITH ZERO INDICATION WHEN SHE WILL BE BACK!!!
get fucked you parasocial anti chuds, Gura doesnt her fans who have supported her for 3 years anything.

>>57671803
doesnt owe*
sorry im taking a massive shit right now and am not used to phone posting

>>57671825
You were this | | close to me calling you an ESL retard.

>>57666627
Yes I’m sure they’ll be totally happy to spill their friend and coworkers private life for 5 dollars!

I truly love her.

>>57671803
You're trying way too hard. Most chumbies won't even see your shitposting.

>>57672399
and?

>>57667699
funny but I like the real gura who made fun of us for being stinky more

>>57672451
Nevermind, carry on.

>>57672642
nah im done, but thanks

I'm in love with her.

It's fucking morning!

Very important new Gura feet art.

>>57672938
footjob variations doko

>>57672938
I want to lick her until she cums.

Stream today, I saw it in another anon's dream.

>>57672938
Gura definitely sniffs her own feet

>>57673126
She told us she sniffs her own feet. Sticks them in her mouth too.

>>57655382
Has she given us literally any indication that she's even thought about us once in these past 2 weeks? Not even a twitter like. People who care about you don't disappear like this. I hope one day you are close enough to another person to realize that.

>>57673158
I used to do that when I was a kid.

She pees and doesn't wash her hands after she pees and goes back to the stream. She knows the Outer Wilds stream will be the pee stream.
At least until the next one.

>>57673192
She has not, I am getting pretty burned out on this stuff, if she comes back from her newest vacation without something really sick for her anniversary stream I'll probably end up dropping the vtuber hobby all together since I don't really like watching streamers in the first place.
It's honestly really frustrating and disappointing that outside of like maybe Ayame and Shion (I'm not sure how often they actually stream or interact with their fans, I've just heard it's not much) fans we are the only ones that get starved for interactions.
Like I'm into vtubers 99% because of Gura, she was the first one I watched and she's still the only one who I truly want to watch, every other vtuber I try to watch just makes me think "well she's alright, but I'd rather be watching Gura." I want to enjoy having time with Gura like everyone else gets to do with their oshis.

*insert paragragh here*
I hate Gura

>>57673192
>Stop being mentally ill Gura
>Get back on Twitter Gura
Pick one

MEMBERS KARAOKE TONIGHT

>>57666340
It's slowly dropping now

>>57674653
Mine's been plummeting since day 5.

Reps complete! Time to eat a couple filet mignons I got from an amazon delivery mistake.
>>57666340
My meter is still at a 100%

>>57674809
I am proud of you repsbud

just one more week bros

>>57675028
>

Would you?

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>57675301
Take her in, care for her like a daughter but also romantically and sexually love her? Of course

Gura soon !

I can't believe I went on a week long trip across the country with no opportunities to watch anything and yet I missed nothing

>>57673785
>I want to enjoy having time with Gura like everyone else gets to do with their oshis.
Then tell Gura that when she gets back.

>finally boots up work PC
>wtf is this retweet about streamy awards
it will happen

>>57676388
Would destroy T u T

what's worse, that she's doing it again or that we fell for it once more?

>>57677295
The latter.

>>57677295
Neither because I haven't lost anything.

>>57677295
The first one. I wanted to believe in her, and this is the thanks I get for doing so.

Don't worry, chumbies, the cloning process is almost done.

>>57678135
I'm gonna marry this retard

>>57666340
my happiness will never be tied to some woman on the internet

>>57678813
imagine saying this in /ggg/ of all places

what do you think she's doing right now?

>>57679133
Getting used as a sex pet.

>>57679133
Playing co-op games.

Why do people say avocado toast will bankrupt you when you can get 10 avocados for like 3 bucks, but a single ball of mozzarella cheese costs like 6 bucks?

Someone is lying.

>>57679133
Not what she should be doing, that's for sure.

>>57679133
scrolling on brain melting social media sites doing fuck all

>>57666340
MUMEI TOES

>>57679056
>we

>>57679133
I can say with 100% confidence she's sleeping, since it's before noon in north america.

>>57679056
Happiness is like stocks, you shouldn't invest it all into one place.
If only one thing in life makes you happy then you just suck and need to fix yourself.

>>57679133
Playing games with her friends and not giving a shit about her fans

>>57679464
>>57679326
>this is my competition
lmao

>>57679490
There is no competition for me. I don't love Gura but I will fuck her even if she's your wife.

>>57679267
the avocado toast quote was people buying fancy restaurant avocado toast, and it was in austrailia, I assume avocados are more expensive there like how fruit is super expensive in japan.

>>57679528
spoken like a true faggot

>>57679490
>>this is my competition
not really...

>>57679574
Am I? I'm the one that's going to be smashing your wife.

>>57679631
i couldnt roll my eyes harder if I tried, mr 4chan permavirgin

>>57679803
>permavirgin
I'm not the one falling in love with girls on a computer screen.

>>57679544
>people are mad about a news article from australia from 2008 that doesn't even apply to anything

>>57679490
naive little chumbie, underestimating people tsk tsk

Booba huhaha

>>57680031

>>57679830
Its okay, I already know you have shit taste, no need to reiterate.

I got a job chumbros!

>>57679474
Don't worry! She's one of the two in myth who don't have a degree and worked in shitty jobs before holo!! She can relate to us!! She can relate to us!!

>>57680103
Gratz faggot, hope your wagecage is particularly comfy

>>57668173
I think I'm starting to understand feet people now...

>>57669397
Basedo

>>57668173
full set doko

>>57679976
if you dont love Gura to the point where your reality shatters, instantly, the moment she leaves, then you aint shit.

Post gura feet images. Go!

>>57680343
Nah it means I'm the shit because I'm awesome enough to not be influenced by a female on the internet.

>>57680359

>>57680105
>didn't get a degree
>mogs all the other girls in her branch by miles, financially
Degree lmao.

>>57680396
uh huh, do you know where you are?

>>57680422
Ye, my favorite hornyposting place.

>>57680616
based, some artists come here for the hornyposting, you're doing a public service by keeping the vibe going

Back from store mozzarella was actually 7-13 dollars so it's worse than I thought. Maybe get prosciutto-wrapped mozzarella to avoid buying both separately.

Hello goober bros, just passing by to tell you guys about the /GGG/ - /vsj+/ divegrass game today, first game of the day, starting in about 10 minutes.

>https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

ever since I got my Gura daki I've been having the most bizarre dreams but last night is the most bizarre of them all

So me and Gura we're on a plane together and for some reason it diverted to an airport in Moscow, and once we got out we looked around together and saw an old door, we entered and it took us way down to some strange area.
People took us away and we got separated. Some strange man made me wear a weird outfit and showed me to a place where they were making something called "floating diamonds" by using nuclear reactions to create diamonds en masse.
I met back up with Gura and they were making her clean clothes and cook food for the other workers while I helped make diamonds for a while. It was super secretive and they didn't let us leave.
After a few months of working we tried making an escape and we got back up to the airport and it was late and we couldn't find any flights out back home so we walked around Moscow and then I woke up.

ggg stands for Gawr Gura Goompics

It's so boring without Gura but at least I don't have to worry about falling asleep early and missing the streams

>>57668173
Wow, you found art on Twitter

Me and a couple of other people tried telling our fellow chumbies that the only reason Gura came back was to flex on Advent and not lose fans to them. Once the honeymoon phase was over she would leave. Looks like we were right and the yesmen wrong, again

>>57682232
just buy string cheese it's the same shit

>>57682981
Cheap materials. You want to know why sometimes steak is abnormally cheap? Because it's actually steak pieces glued together with meat glue which looks like fat, but pulls apart really easily, so they don't waste the chunks of extra meat that are too small to be steaks on their own. The same kinds of stuff you find in stew meat packages.

S-stop d-doing that while thinking about Gura!!! Gura isn't for lewding!!!

>>57683230
don't care still tastes good and is like half the price

>>57682232
In Wisconsin you can get a huge block of mozzarella for like 3 bucks

im darkmaze

>>57682979
aren't you tired of trying to spread this laughable schizo rrat yet?

>>57683230
I like eating chuck. Thick, fat, and tough so I can train my jaw.

Gura is my wife.

I've been watching nothing but shrimp tank videos, I'm getting an itch to start one. Who knew little shrimpies could look cute.

>>57683365
The chinese took your factories but they can never take your cheese.

>>57683848
Go for it chumbie. Its a fun hobby

Almost 1 mill, chumbies
Go go go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7q8cHY91Ew

Gura used and abused the chumbies

>>57684250
I click every time it is posted

Gura used and abused me sexually.

gura pumped and dumped me

WAKE ME UP

>>57685281
no

>>57684998
>>57685058
Lucky
Captcha: HAWDX

Even if we could tell Gura how sad it makes us to be ignored for this long she wouldn't care.

>>57685435

>>57685365
So, how do we rescue this bitch from the wall?

>>57685837
she climbed in there on her own

>>57685404
you forgot this: ...

>>57685404
>us

>>57685593
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>57686111
Wow... she's naked...

Why isn't Gura continuing to use X to connect with fans?

>>57686233
Why are you asking me? Go ask her instead you dingus.

>>57686233
I knew that manechan post would result in shitposts until the end of time

>>57685924
Sorry I forgot you love getting 0 content from your favorite streamer """chumbud"""

>>57686410
I'd rather get 0 content than be autistic enough to ask retarded questions.

bean

Used socks as merch for her next birthday. look forward to it.

>>57686992

>>57687112

I miss her.

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

>>57688199
Aim better next time.

so...
what now

>>57688414
Find a fembud, get her number, go on dates, have sex with her, propose to her, make babies with her, and build a family with her like Gura would want.

I long for her.

>>57688476
It only took you 4 minutes to improve your aim? Nice work!

Gura wants this.

Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>>57688528
No.

>>57688528
Yes.

>>57688473
you make it sound like its easy chumbie

>>57688786
I'm a fembud but I only date cute asian boys

>>57686519
Are you a bot?

>>57688919
No
>This post was made using ChatGPT-4

>>57688849
Guess its over for me then.